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Dan LeBatard
This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast.
Stugats
Let's start with the good news.
Chris
That's good news.
Stugats
Greg Cody's alive and well.
Donovan
Okay. Okay.
Stugats
I know everyone bated breath yesterday. We made a couple of jokes. People felt it was in poor taste. We didn't really get any confirmation from Greg himself yesterday. People were worried. But the good news is he's alive, he's awake, he's well, the surgery was a success, so.
Chris
But you said good news, so is there bad news?
Stugats
There is bad news, man. It is actual bad news.
Donovan
Actual legit shit news.
Stugats
So last night or early this morning, I should say, Miami Heat head coach Eric Swolster's house burnt down.
Donovan
Like, like for real. It's not one of those where, like the house caught on fire, like a tyree kill situation? Right, right, right. Like Eric Swolster's house isn't there anymore.
Stugats
It looked like like the LA fires, like burnt, done. And so I heard this story early this morning. I was under the impression that the team was still on the road. And I'm like, oh, that's messed up to have to find out, you know.
Donovan
On the news he probably got back home like the middle of the night.
Stugats
He was there. Yeah. So they got back from the trip and then the fire was reported at 4:30 in the morning. Oh my God. And like the news video there has him outside his house, like just standing there staring at it. And you know, I have a lot of friends who lost their houses in the LA fires. And there's. There really is nothing that you can compare that to in terms of that feeling that you've lost everything. And it's not about the material things. It's not about. Obviously Coach Spo has made a lot of money. He can buy a new house, he can rebuild this house. That's not the issue. The issue is all the things that can't get replaced, right? All the, like, personal effects, pictures and memories and things. Obviously when you have kids, your kids, favorite things, your kids, the report card where they got all A's and all that stuff, and that's all gone. And sometimes like, that's the stuff that it's hard to explain to a child, right? Or children, hey, that we can't replace it. It's. It's done, it's gone. It was a memory. And now we've got to move on.
Donovan
I feel terrible for him. Yeah, I really do. Like, I feel, I feel like, I feel like especially growing up, you, you, you all have that. Everybody thinks like, well, you know, what if your house is on fire, what do you think that you grab, you know, to make sure it doesn't get burnt down? You know, and of course, to me, it's my championship rings, but everybody's like, hey, what would it be? The thing that you grab? Well, you can grab anything. Like, the whole house burnt down. Like. Like it's gone. I. I feel awful for him at that point.
Tony
It's. It's more important to get your family and you out safely. Right? Like, yeah, some things are irreplaceable, but also it's about being safe. Right? So it's like there's things that are replaceable, some things are not replaceable, but in the grand scheme of things, five, 10, 20 years down the road, not going to make that big of a difference. The most important thing is everybody's safe. If there were kids in the house, kids are safe.
Donovan
Well, you do assume it was just him, considering he likely got back in the middle of the night.
Tony
You never know. But at least you know everything. Humans are safe.
Stugats
The news is everyone is safe. There's no one was hurt. You're right, Tony. That's the first thing you worry about. That's the first place your brain goes to. And you say, thank God. And, you know, you count your blessings.
Donovan
When they play again.
Stugats
But then there's a thing. They play tomorrow.
Donovan
Tomorrow.
Stugats
Yeah, but then there's. There's a.
Tony
There's a bullshit. We got to do everything.
Stugats
Yeah, 100%. And again, like, you know, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here, but, like, Rachel Nichols house burnt down in those LA fires, and just the idea that her kids having adjusted to living in a new house and the school, everything that they know, right? The Walgreens they went to, done the school, the public library, like, all the things that was their life are done.
Donovan
And I think, well, and it's like, all right, where are you gonna go live right now? You know, for the next however, maybe the rest of the season.
Stugats
Right, Right. So. So I guess my thing is, like, when you're talking about kids as adults, I think, I don't know if you went through this. As I remember, before I had kids, I live anywhere. I live anywhere. I mean, that's not a great neighborhood. It's a great deal, though. I'll live there. And then you have kids. Like, I don't want to live in this neighborhood. What's the school district like? All these other things start to take precedent in the decision making.
Donovan
Of course.
Stugats
So same thing here. It's like, if I were a single dude with no children and everything, my house burned down. I'd be mad, obviously. If I lost personal items that can't be replaced, I'd be distraught. But there's a part of me like, okay, deal with it. Move on. Next day, what are we gonna do? What are you gonna do? Cry about it? It's gone, it's done. It ain't coming back. But when you have kids in the equation, that's a little harder. It's harder to tell them. You can't tell them to move on.
Donovan
Yeah, I mean. I mean, look, not to speak out of turn. He's divor kid's mother. Like, who knows how. How often the kids actually live with him. Especially during NBA season.
Stugats
Sure.
Donovan
But for me, it's more about, like, it. That. That's all your. It's all your. And now you have no. And it's like, figure it out. And that, to me is, man, that. That. That gives me odds. Thinking about it.
Stugats
Even if the kids are there every other weekend, that's still my room. That's still my stuff. That's still the thing that I might have said, should I take it with me back to my. I just leave it. I'll get it next time. And I was gone. And again, it's. It's. It sounds like I'm talking about material things, but we're not, man. We're talking about things. The emotional connections that people make, and specifically that children make that. That, as I said, an adult can move.
Donovan
And now you got to make yourself a new home. That sucks, man.
Stugats
Yeah, no, it's. It's. It is. It's a tough situation.
Donovan
And again, people are like, oh, you know, he makes a ton of money. Like, he'll be okay. Well, of course he's going to be okay. But it doesn't take away from, you know, what I'm sure is a massive emotional toll that he is dealing with right now.
Stugats
So prayers out to the Spolster family.
Donovan
Hope, like, that's the worst thing, right? Like, outside of family members being sick or family members dying, losing your home is the next worst thing, right? Yeah.
Stugats
No, I mean, like, yes. After. If we're the Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Right. Like, number one is, is everyone safe and healthy?
Donovan
Yeah.
Stugats
Right. Boom. That's great. Okay. The next thing is shelter.
Mike
Yeah.
Donovan
Now you don't have a place to live.
Stugats
I don't have a place to live. Or, you know, or for millions of Americans who are dealing with the government shutdown and the Removal of snap benefits, like being able to eat. Like these are the very next things on the human need hierarchy. So health something. Eat somewhere to stay.
Mike
So Schumer shut down.
Stugats
Our thoughts are with the Spolzer family. I hope everybody's okay, both physically, mentally and emotionally. But dad. Insult to injury, ma'. Am. Adebayo got hurt last night. Foot injury early in the game.
Tony
Kind of a sneaky injury because we were, I was watching the game and then it was just, Bam's not there and it's like, oh, he's hurt. And I was like, well, when.
Donovan
Yeah, did they ever show any kind of replay? Because it was like mid first quarter and Eric Reed was just all matter of fact, you know, Bam's gone to the locker room. He's questionable return.
Stugats
It was like what I saw one, one angle where he's just running up the floor and then all of a sudden pain. Right. I, I, I don't know. We don't have the, the details as far as what, exactly what part of his foot, but obviously this is a huge blow to the Heat they're off to despite, you know, what's a 500 record or whatever, a positive start to the season.
Donovan
Really tough schedule to start the season.500.
Mike
With the west coast trip at the start of the season. That's pretty good. Jokic took full advantage. He had his seventh career game of 30, 15 and 15 plus medical player. He's solid. Keep an eye out on him.
Tony
Mvp.
Donovan
If, if we're. Oh, you know what, hold on, hold on.
Stugats
Wait a minute. We'll slow down before we get into that talk. Let me just give you guys a stat of the day. An early start of the day.
Dan LeBatard
Start of the day. Start of the day. It is your start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is a start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day.
Stugats
So last night, Nikola Jokic led the Nuggets in points, rebounds and assists. But also he was the high man for the game, even over anyone in the Heat in points, in rebounds and assists. That's the 78th time he's done that in his career. That's the most by any player since the 76 NBA ABA merger. Second place, LeBron James, 68.
Tony
So hold on, let's, let's run that back again. So Jokic had more points, rebounds and assists than anybody.
Stugats
More points than anybody, more rebounds than anybody, more assists than anybody.
Tony
And he's done this 78 times.
Stugats
78 times. And the number two guy on the list is LeBron, who's done it 68 times, 10 less times, despite playing what, 11 years more than Jokic's play.
Donovan
Good player.
Stugats
MVP.
Tony
How, how good of a player.
Stugats
Of the day.
Tony
Zaz. Yeah, I know there's fatigue about this guy. I know he's won a bunch already, but he's already in. In mid season playoff form. Nikola Jokic, my MVP of the day.
Donovan
Yep. So if we're having a conversation about mvp, you got to include Jokic.
Tony
I have to. Even if he's not playing well, I have to include him because I know at some point he's gonna turn it on and he's gonna be better than everybody else in the in, on the court and in the league. So right now, today, Yoko, mvp.
Mike
Just to clear things up for me and the audience.
Stugats
Gone.
Mike
Yeah, conceptually, is this an MVP of the day like the imaging suggests, or are we still doing King of the Mountain style like Jokic is still trying to climb over Hawkeyes?
Donovan
This is. This is who is in the MVP conversation in the bar. Yeah, that's what this is.
Mike
All right, so it's like Maxi and Hawkeye.
Donovan
Have you been listening? Those guys have been in the conversation. That's right.
Mike
Oh, okay. I thought it was King of the Mountain style, like you gotta take them.
Stugats
Down, knock em out. No, the MVP conversation bar, which is adjacent to this segment. But still, I believe we're all in the same canon, the same universe. It's a bar, there's a guy outside, a bouncer. If you're not in the MVP conversation, you can't get in the bar.
Donovan
That's right.
Stugats
Right.
Mike
So for example, it's like the Heisman Club.
Stugats
Yeah, a little bit like, like Heisman house, like of the day. Thank you.
Donovan
I'll tell you what.
Stugats
So I'll give you an example.
Mike
Were you about to do it again?
Donovan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike
You know about those nuggets.
Donovan
That's right. That's right.
Stugats
I'll give you an example. Right. Anthony Edwards, great player, Right. Has been in the MVP conversation bar last couple of years.
Donovan
He's not in right now.
Stugats
Right now, bounce is out. Sorry, Big Dog, I can't do it.
Donovan
I haven't seen that fool.
Tony
We're full today.
Stugats
We're full today. It's like, hold on, check back with me. He's doing the bounce, is doing all that stuff.
Mike
Hawkes list.
Stugats
Well, I don't know if Hawk. Hawkes.
Tony
Hawke has had a brief stint no, no, no.
Mike
He's in it. He got in.
Tony
He got in.
Donovan
If we're having a conversation about mvp, Jaime Hawkez is in the conversation.
Stugats
Let me tell you.
Mike
He got there for Javier.
Stugats
Sometimes, Mike, you can get in the bar and they can eject you out.
Chris
Yeah.
Stugats
You.
Mike
At that point, has he been asked. Already been asked to leave?
Tony
I don't think he's been asked to leave, but the problem is that Jokic came in with mad Serbians.
Stugats
Yeah.
Tony
So it's like, all right, we're. We don't have that much space.
Mike
So Anthony Edwards is at the Velvet Robe saying, you don't remember me. I spent a lot of money here.
Stugats
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying. But you know what? At some point, maybe the bouncer says, all right, man, you got it.
Mike
What's your name? What's your name? I want your name. This is going to be so funny for you.
Dan LeBatard
Oh. Oh.
Tony
I know the owner of this place.
Mike
Just wait.
Stugats
The other part of the MVP conversation is the guys are in there. Okay, so you're in the bar, but they're all standing in a circle. And the guy's standing in the middle of the circle. He's got a drink in his hand, and he's telling the craziest story. And everyone's silent, just watching. That's the guy who's the front runner for mvp. The closer you are to that guy, the more your chances of being MVP is. Maybe you're also trying to jump in, like, hold on.
Tony
Like, SGA was there telling the story, but then Jokic came and said, no.
Stugats
Hold on, hold on.
Mike
Wait.
Donovan
Listen to this.
Stugats
Yeah, listen to this. Exactly. The farther you are out, you're in the conversation. But.
Tony
But you're an earshot.
Stugats
Earshot.
Tony
You're not really saying anything. You're just listening. You're a listener.
Stugats
So Hawkez, for. Whenever he was in the bar, he.
Tony
Yeah, he's kind of peeking over the crowd.
Stugats
He's just. He's just happy to be here. He's like, oh, my God, I can't wait to tell everybody. I was at the bar, and it was Jokic, and it was Shay, and it was L. Luca, and Wemby was there.
Donovan
He was bigger than everybody. I think right now, the guy in the center that you're talking about there is Luca.
Stugats
Wow.
Donovan
Luca is the one who's doing story time holding the drink. But I'm going to tell you something. If we're going to have a conversation about mvp, we better have a conversation about Kate Cunningham. That's right. The Pistons last night improved a six and two.
Mike
Hold on, hold on. He needs imaging. This just does not feel right without it. So there's two V's in the bar.
Donovan
V.
Stugats
Of the day.
Mike
I mean, Flair was cutting a promo during commercial break. What are we doing if we're gonna.
Donovan
Have a conversation about mvp? Uh huh. Kate Cunningham's in that conversation. What?
Tony
You know about Kate Cunningham?
Donovan
I know about Kate Cunningham.
Tony
You know about Kate Cunningham?
Donovan
Pistons are now 6 and 2. Cade Cunningham, 31 points, 10 assists last night. If we're going to talk MVP, somebody better be talking about Cade Cunningham. That somebody sounds like Buddy.
Tony
Buddy, you know when I was talking about Kade Cunningham?
Donovan
When?
Mike
Last year.
Donovan
Okay, last year's last year.
Tony
Yeah, but I was on the mountain already.
Mike
Are you not familiar with his very high stakes bit of getting highly touted prospects and having the gall to say this guy might be good someday? Are you not familiar with that?
Donovan
That's your bit.
Dan LeBatard
That's my bit.
Donovan
I would lose that.
Mike
He identifies a couple of people that he thinks have high ceilings and he says, watch out for this gu. And then when they're all pros, he pretends like he's Colin Cowherd.
Stugats
Watch out for this number one overall pick. Is that what you're saying?
Tony
There was a lot of people down on him. A lot of people didn't like the Pistons hurt. I know, that's what I was saying. That was my point.
Donovan
He's hurt. He's in the conversation right now.
Stugats
He's in the bar.
Mike
Let me tell you something, Coach of the year. You better be having a conversation about Thiago Splitter.
Donovan
Whoa.
Stugats
How about career defining win? Dude, can you have a career defining win?
Mike
Are they. Are they putting Chauncey Billups. Are they putting Chauncey Billups under the jail? What?
Donovan
I understand Portland Trailblazer fans were thrilled that Chauncey's not the coach.
Mike
I mean, wow. It's a small sample, right? But this team is good, coach, as a great would once say. Awesome. They just handed the defending champs their first loss, man, with an asterisk.
Stugats
You.
Donovan
You remember that game too, in 2013?
Mike
Shout out.
Donovan
When LeBron blocked the interim head coach of the Portland Trailblazers. Blocked him right at the rim. Shit was awesome. One of the best moments of my life.
Mike
Yeah, I hate John C. Billups. What?
Donovan
Yeah, I hate him too, dude.
Stugats
2004.
Donovan
Absolutely should not be in the hall of Fame, dude.
Stugats
Absolutely.
Donovan
Oh, you're nuts.
Mike
In the tier of opposing basketball team hate. Knicks aren't in my Top two.
Stugats
Really?
Mike
I swear. And I hate the New York Knicks.
Stugats
Wait, who's one?
Mike
Number one. And they did a lot to earn it. They did a lot to earn it. It was a Celtics.
Donovan
Really?
Mike
Number two. I hated that Piston scene.
Chris
Me, too.
Mike
They were a roadblock for Miami.
Stugats
Pistons over Knicks.
Mike
Dude, think of this. Pistons.
Donovan
Okay, but is it Pistons over Knicks now because of your memories, or are you taking yourself back to the time?
Mike
Taking myself back to. And I had an intense hatred for the Knicks. That went for several years. But the Pistons thing went for several years.
Stugats
There's only one year they knocked him out.
Donovan
Yeah, well, that's true. That's true. But the Pistons.
Stugats
Knicks knocked out three times in a row.
Donovan
I disagree with you, Mike here because I hated the Pistons.
Mike
Do you remember Rasheed Wallace's face?
Donovan
It's a stupid face.
Mike
It's a stupid face. Mr. Big Shot.
Donovan
I hate stupid face.
Tony
Be careful, guys. I care about you.
Mike
Don't you remember Pat Riley? His shot is like snow falling off a bamboo leaf. That's the highest compliment Pat Riley's ever bestowed upon him.
Donovan
But the Heat never got past the Knicks during that stretch. Like, the Heat got. They slayed the Pistons and they won the title.
Mike
But you're with me, though. Sneaky team. In terms of, like, the history of this.
Donovan
I hated those.
Mike
People would probably say, pacers ahead of the Pistons.
Donovan
No, no, we own them.
Stugats
If you never lose to them, then you. They can't.
Tony
It was always so close. So that's the thing.
Donovan
Nah, we made them believe it was close. It wasn't close. There was never a moment. There was never a time.
Tony
You weren't afraid of David west.
Donovan
They were down 2:1 in 2013.
Mike
Didman start.
Donovan
It got a little dicey.
Tony
You're going to lie to me? Tell me you weren't afraid of David West.
Mike
Went to Tom Crean. He ran into Tom Crane's warm bosom.
Donovan
It got a little dicey. Down two games and one, down by 10 at halftime in game four. It got a little dicey. I'll admit. I'll admit. Chauncey Billups should not be the hall of Fame.
Stugats
Absolutely. He's a Hall of Famer.
Donovan
Oh, yeah.
Stugats
Absolutely. He's hall of Famer.
Donovan
I mean, Chauncey Billups one time in his career was all NBA. One time.
Stugats
Okay.
Donovan
It was all NBA third team, too, by the way.
Stugats
So you're telling me we don't split hairs on that?
Donovan
That's not splitting hair.
Mike
It's a.
Donovan
You're all NBA anyway. No, that's not true at all. You're saying there's not a difference between all NBA first team and all NBA third team anyway.
Stugats
By the way, he's three time all NBA, thank you very much.
Donovan
Really?
Stugats
He's a five time allstar. He's two time all defensive team. He's a finals MVP like and gold medalist.
Donovan
Was he ever all NBA sec, second team or up?
Mike
Yeah, I was emotional during those games too.
Donovan
I thought, I thought he was only all NBA third team. Was he ever all in being second?
Stugats
He was all league. Here we go. Sorry. Second team, second team. Second team.
Donovan
Really?
Tony
He's never 13.
Stugats
He was 13.
Mike
What does it matter? He's going to jail for life. Like he is the lead. He is the star witness for the FBI. Tiago Slater.
Stugats
He's the guy with the modulated voice on Pablo's podcast.
Mike
Oh, I just started running stuff in the half court.
Stugats
Then I had a gutshot. Then another gutshot I should close out. Is gutshot the phrase of the year? I mean, for those of us who don't play poker, this concept of a gutshot, I'm like, oh, I kind of like it. I like the idea of like, how do you explain like this Hail Mary, blind faith. It's gutshot. Like, ugh.
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Oh wow. It's in there.
Tony
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Stugats
Speaking of the sound, here's a transition for you.
Mike
I'm waiting to see where it is going on here.
Stugats
Not. Not the steamed Brussels sprouts.
Tony
About to say. Not the Tony Romo.
Stugats
Not the Tony Romo. That's a different. Right. It's a little bit more elongated. It's a little bit more sensual. That's not where I'm going. I'm going way more like a gutter, like an axe.
Mike
That was like a. Oh, it's on the. So just changing the pitch.
Stugats
So we're having a conversation, and Tony says out loud, this new Running man movie, is it a remake? And I said, you've never seen the Running Man. You've never even heard of it before this. So what. What are your. Your impressions of the Running Man? Like what of what you've seen?
Donovan
Putty's running.
Tony
He's running.
Stugats
He's right.
Mike
That boy's running.
Tony
So I figured out what it was, right?
Mike
It's Forrest Gump.
Tony
With Bounty Gate. Basically. Like, I was watching the commercial, obviously, they have. They play them on the NBA games or whatever, and I'm like. I like the concept. Basically, bounty hunters chasing a guy for 30 days. If he eludes them, you make a billion dollars. Okay, I'm in. I like the idea. I like the story. So I asked Amin. It's gotta be a reboot, right? There's no way that this is an original concept that just made it to 2025.
Stugats
The Running man is.
Donovan
Is it a remake or is it a sequel?
Stugats
It's a remake. It's a remake because the original, which came out in 1990, I want to say, was massive. It's the type of action movie that. Yeah, man, people, the global audience love. It's right behind you. I want you to turn around. Ah, yes. I'm the Running Man.
Dan LeBatard
Wow.
Stugats
Tony, no matter, however good or bad the new one is gonna be, you have to watch.
Tony
You're telling me OG Running man was goaded, Goaded.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
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Stugats
Goated and in it. So it's a TV show. It's kind of prescient in a way, because it's like a reality show before. Reality shows are big reality show, and people are like, we can either sentence you to death or you can star on the running.
Tony
So is he a criminal?
Stugats
He's framed, of course. Frame, of course. And they give him the choice, do you want execution? Or you could play the game. So he decides to play the game. But he's the best contestant ever at the Running man. And the Guy who's the executive producer of the show is like, nah, nah, we can't have. We can't have this get messed up. So he starts cheating and increasing the levels of difficulty. Excellent movie.
Chris
1987.
Stugats
1987. Running Man. Wow. Richard Dawson was the Richard Dawson game show host.
Mike
Really stretched his chops there.
Stugats
Well, I thought, you know what? Richard Dawson was ass off. Because he wasn't just a game show host, which is what he does in real life. He was a villain.
Chris
He also had the only comeback to I'll Be Back that I've ever seen in a Schwarzenegger movie. He said, only in a rerun.
Stugats
Got his ass.
Donovan
That's a good line.
Tony
Oh, man, Justin, I gotta watch the. The OG I think you should.
Stugats
I think you should. Maybe after you watch the new one. Maybe before, I don't know. But I know you have to watch it at some point because it really is a fun movie, man. It's. It's back when action movies are action movies.
Chris
Jim Brown was in there.
Stugats
Yep. Jim Brown was one of the guys.
Donovan
I think it looks cool, man. You never see Running Man. Shame on you.
Stugats
You've seen Running Man?
Donovan
Yeah, I've seen Run. Not the new one.
Mike
You're not allowed to do that. Why see Rambo after yesterday's hijinks?
Donovan
Whatever. I've never seen Rambo cares.
Mike
And we discovered something this morning.
Stugats
What's that?
Mike
I'm embarrassed to say I'm very.
Tony
Don't even.
Donovan
Don't be embarrassed.
Stugats
Don't.
Tony
Don't even say it. It's embarrassing.
Mike
Zaz doesn't know about that. 007.
Tony
It's crazy.
Donovan
I never seen a single James Bond.
Tony
Suck a move.
Donovan
No, that's a sucker move. What I tell you about. Call me a sucker, Agrees a sucker. I already told you, I've never seen a single James Bond movie. Doesn't even matter the actor. And here's the thing, though. I mean, here's the thing. I know I would like them. So it's not like I haven't seen him, because I don't think it's good. I know I would like it.
Stugats
Quantum of Solace.
Donovan
Those Daniel Craig jeans. Like, I don't really care about the ones before. The Daniel Craig one's. Fire movies look awesome.
Stugats
A movie called Quantum of Solace. I don't know what it means. I know it's the coolest name of a movie I've ever heard in my life. Quantum of Solace.
Donovan
Seen that? Quantum of Solace.
Stugats
Oh, of course I've seen it. Casino Royale.
Donovan
Yeah, the movies look good. I never seen it.
Mike
So you never played goldeneye?
Donovan
Yeah, man, I never had. I don't know if. I never played. I never had it. I never owned it.
Mike
You don't know about that? Goldeneye?
Stugats
Nah.
Mike
That's the only thing that you need from the double O7.
Donovan
I know about Golden Tea.
Mike
No, Golden Tea is.
Tony
I don't even know what that is. It was a big dog pimping.
Mike
T is a arcade game where you have to get the ball, but sometimes the ball isn't properly lubricity, as Braun Strowman would call it. Goldeneye was the greatest video game of all time.
Stugats
Specter.
Donovan
Yeah, you can keep naming. All right. He told you. I never seen him.
Mike
You don't know about that. Slappers only.
Donovan
That's not a real name.
Mike
No, no, it's a game mode.
Donovan
You go.
Mike
You can go. Big head mode. What was the best stage complex where you go slappers only you climb through the vents and you don't have.
Donovan
Whatever.
Mike
Have a gun. So the way to win the game in the multiplayer, it's like elimination. It's kind of like the running man. You go up and you just slap.
Donovan
All right. Sorry. I wasn't spending all my time on video games.
Stugats
I was hooking up with girls in 1990.
Tony
You're watching wrestling.
Stugats
Yeah. Nobody talking. You weren't hooking up, watching wrestling.
Mike
Come on. No one believes that.
Stugats
Zaz, in 97, there's a movie called Tomorrow Never Dies. Now, not only is that.
Chris
Ally's in that.
Stugats
Not only is that title cool as hell, Tomorrow Never Dies, but the premise of the movie in 1997 was There's a billionaire who controls or owns newspapers all over the world. So then he just starts creating fake news to create conflict to fuel his business.
Donovan
That's awfully foreshadowing.
Stugats
That's what in 97. Wow. 1997. You got to watch that Bond, man.
Donovan
Okay, so, like, what do. Do I go back in time, or do I just watch the Daniel Craig? What do I do?
Tony
I would say they're different world, basically. Right. You don't have to have.
Donovan
There's a multiverse in James Bond.
Tony
Know that there's eight different James Bonds.
Mike
No, but it's a singular universe.
Stugats
Yeah.
Mike
Everything that happens is the 007. There's a double oh7. And it's just, you know, they film these movies in different time periods. So Bond has different tech. You have to suspend that kind of disbelief.
Stugats
Yeah.
Donovan
Do I have to? Okay, so let's say I'm just going to watch the Daniel Craig ones, do I have to start at the beginning? Like, do. If I didn't see the one before, I'm gonna be screwed.
Stugats
I think the best thing to do is you pick an actor, a James Bond actor, and then you start from his first movie and go on. So in other words, the Pierce Brosnan ones have no bearing on the Daniel Craig ones. Right? But don't start the Daniel Craig one with, like, Casino Royale or whatever.
Donovan
That's what I'm saying.
Stugats
You want to start with the first. Actually, Casino Royale was the first one. Yeah. You don't want to start with, like, Skyfall. With her. You start with Casino Royale, then Quantum of Solace, then Skyfall, Spectre, and finally, no Time to die. What a. My man said, hey, man, you got to die right now. Like, ah, I ain't got no time.
Tony
Let me check in my Omega.
Stugats
Nah, no time. And also product placement. Mwah.
Chris
Yeah.
Tony
Beautiful.
Stugats
They mastered product placement. You want to see that new Audi? Yeah, you watch that?
Tony
You know about that Aston Martin?
Donovan
I used to drive an Audi. Whatever. I'm just saying here.
Chris
Good for you.
Tony
You don't know about that Octopussy.
Donovan
I. I know about Octopussy. If we're talking about the same one, I don't know.
Chris
Are.
Donovan
I don't know.
Mike
I mean, you were probably in high school when Goldeneye came out on N64. It's a moment in time.
Donovan
I was definitely not in high school. How old do you think I am?
Stugats
Dude, I was in college.
Tony
I don't know.
Stugats
I was in college. And that's all we played.
Mike
You dress like you're 22.
Donovan
There you go. See, I'm young.
Mike
But you are the living embodiment of the Steve Buscemi, what's up, fellow kids type of.
Chris
Yeah, that's a vibe right there.
Mike
Type of energy.
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Donovan
Don LeBatard I've never stepped foot on that campus. If you told me right now your life depends on it. Go to Santa Fe University and just just take a picture.
Mike
Stugats I would die.
Donovan
I don't know where it is.
Dan LeBatard
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Stugats
Speaking of video games, Donovan Mitchell last night had a video game type night. He scored four to six points.
Donovan
Darius Garland finally.
Stugats
Oh yeah. Shout out to Darius Garland. Yeah There you go. But here's the real transition. He credited his 46 point outburst to a kid that was talking trash to him on 2K the night before. And he was like, all right, you know what? I'm gonna show you. Because the kid said, you're washed, man.
Tony
Wow.
Mike
Those kids on those games, they can get your blood boiling.
Donovan
They're nasty.
Mike
I don't even open the portal anymore. Just everything on mute, no headsets, don't try to talk to me.
Stugats
Am I the only one who's like, I don't want Donovan Mitchell playing 2K under his own name? If you want to be, you need the burner. Yeah, yeah, man. If you have Jack Spade, all right, that's cool.
Mike
But I don't want Jack spade.
Tony
Despite a Mitchell 45.
Stugats
Yeah, come on, man. And now it's like you're getting into it with kids online and yeah, he scored 46 and haha. But it just like, what if he had a bad game? First of all, he wouldn't tell us, but that could be going around. Like I knew it. I told him he was watched. Like I don't, right?
Donovan
How many times did the kid tell me his wash and he had a stinker the next game. We didn't know about it.
Stugats
Exactly.
Mike
Is that an actual conversation? I don't know. I'm just jumping back in here on the sport. Donovan Mitchell seems like he's in his prime.
Stugats
He is. But kids are kids if you're 12 years old.
Mike
So it sees on an insecurity. He's probably asking himself, do I still got it.
Tony
Pretty good Last year he.
Stugats
Said, here's a quote. This kid pissed me off today. I'm sorry. It wasn't even the night before. This kid pissed me off today. I was playing 2K. I told him too. I was like, just wait, just wait. And he just called me washed up. He called me a bunch of things, but I love it. He's saying he ain't seen a highlight from me in a minute. And I just told him, all right, we'll see. This game was for that kid or grown man, whoever that was. I appreciate you. I told him I'd give him a shout out to he may got catfish.
Tony
We need to find that guy or that kid, whoever it is, to find him.
Stugats
Allison, can we get the kid, Find the kid. They called him Washed, Mitchell Washed.
Tony
But think about that. You're the kid and then you see Spider Mitchell 45 or whatever his username is, and you're like, there's no way. Right?
Donovan
They can't yeah. How do you get them to prove it?
Tony
Be like, yo, are you.
Stugats
Are you telling me the voice? I guess if you're chatting on the voice, you hear the voice.
Mike
There's no way this was a kid. That kid looks like Stavi baby. Not a kid.
Stugats
He was good in the new movie, right? You went and saw that movie with.
Mike
Yeah. Begonia.
Stugats
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah, he was awesome.
Donovan
He's coming down here.
Mike
Yeah. I keep getting ads for that. Targeted.
Stugats
I guess I'll ask.
Donovan
That's your algorithm?
Mike
Yeah. What's yours?
Donovan
Boobs man.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Donovan
It's a good algorithm.
Stugats
Yeah.
Mike
Not mine, but yes. Avi was incredible in that movie.
Tony
Not.
Mike
Not a large cast. He really stuck out because there were like, five people in the movie. But yeah, it was great. That's a great. Emma Stone's just gonna do this thing where every year she's like, I'm gonna make a movie that'll get me in this conversation.
Donovan
Make a movie that's really weird.
Mike
I'm gonna make this. Like, yeah. That everyone comes away with. That performance was incredible. That's just.
Stugats
Emma isn't amazing. Like, do you guys have that same feeling? She's a little Kawhi Leonard. Jimmy Butler is sure. It's like the start of her career. Like, oh, yeah, it's a fun. Doing fun little kid movies.
Tony
Easy A.
Stugats
And then all of a sudden, it's like, yo, you're one of the best actors in the game.
Tony
Now.
Mike
She might play herself in a Jordan territory where there's Jordan MVP fatigue.
Stugats
Oh, no way. No fatigue.
Mike
I thought this performance was better than Poor Things. I love this movie.
Donovan
That movie looks so weird.
Mike
Poor Things.
Chris
Yeah.
Mike
Poor Things was. I didn't really like it. You would think that it would be made for someone like me, but nah, I wasn't. I understand why she won for her performance. It was, you know, she was very committed. Doing crazy things in that. It's a lot like your algorithm. But this one. This one's probably closer to Tony's algo in terms of the subject matter that they tackle.
Tony
What's that supposed to mean?
Mike
It's a post truth. Post truth type of film.
Stugats
That's your gimmick.
Mike
Yeah.
Tony
I don't know what that's.
Mike
The whole movie is based on. These two guys kidnapped this CEO who they are convinced.
Donovan
Begonia.
Mike
Yeah. Who they are convinced is an alien.
Donovan
Why is it called Begonia?
Stugats
That's her name, right?
Mike
I'm not exactly sure why it's called Begonia.
Tony
Do they say the word Begonia in the movie?
Stugats
Does Anyone go, I said it. He said it.
Mike
I didn't. Is begonia even a word?
Stugats
Doesn't mean it's like a plant.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Stugats
My begonias.
Mike
So it's not like the planet that.
Chris
She'S from or anything?
Mike
My petunias.
Tony
Oh, begonia sounds.
Stugats
I think begonia is a word, right?
Mike
Yeah. There's a lot of bees.
Stugats
What's a begonia? Here we go. Google. What's a begonia? A begonia is a genus of perennial flowering plants with more than 2,000 species.
Tony
Attaboy.
Stugats
Native to moist tropical and subtropical climate.
Tony
Shout out to us.
Mike
I don't get the reference. Really. Maybe I have to watch it again. I don't really see a lot of plants in that film.
Donovan
Does it happen to you a lot that you see a movie, you don't understand it?
Mike
I don't understand the title.
Stugats
How was the last time that happened to you?
Mike
Tenet, no one knows about me.
Donovan
Stupidest movie.
Mike
It is the dumbest movie ever.
Stugats
I. I like. I watched that. I remember. Tenet, if you guys remember, came out in the middle of the pandemic. Like, the middle of the pandemic.
Mike
I risked my life for that in theaters.
Stugats
And I said, this is the movie. You guys remember me. I grew my hair. I wouldn't go to the barber. I wouldn't go out. I wouldn't do anything other than go get groceries. That's it. I was living life like it was Mad Max. But I said, the one thing I will risk my life for is a Christopher Nolan movie with John David Washington. I'm there. I have never been more. To this day, I still don't understand what the that movie is about.
Donovan
Neither is Christopher Nolan.
Stugats
It's. It's. I don't know.
Donovan
The worst movie looked cool as hell in trailer.
Stugats
It does look. It did. It looked cool. He definitely nailed the looking cool part.
Mike
The ones go back in the gun. Stop it.
Stugats
Just. But they're still talking forward. Like, if we're moving backward, we're not the kid.
Mike
Robert Pattinson, who cares gives a shit? This is bad. And he got the leads totally mixed up.
Stugats
Oh, you think?
Mike
Patton says Washington was done after that.
Stugats
Yeah. It was beyond his depth, perhaps.
Mike
I don't think he had that much range.
Stugats
Yeah, I don't. I.
Mike
It never was. Like, it was a great performance in Black Klansman.
Donovan
Right.
Mike
But it was the subject matter. Like, I think a lot of people could have played that role. And if you watched Ballers, you're like, ah, this guy's got his limits.
Stugats
That was my Problem. I'm watching Tenet and I'm like, that's Ricky Jarrett.
Donovan
That is Ricky Jarrett.
Stugats
I can't. I can't see anything past Ricky Jarrett.
Chris
Well, he started in five movies after.
Mike
That and they all flopped. Yeah, but didn't flop. No, no, no. After that.
Chris
After. After that.
Donovan
Hollywood.
Mike
The box offices. Told you what were they. Don't make him your leading man.
Donovan
So one movie where he's trying to find the kid who is the key to, like, life.
Mike
The creator. It was a huge flop.
Chris
Malcolm and Marie Beckett. Amsterdam, the creator. And the piano lesson I never even heard of.
Stugats
It was a good one.
Chris
Sucked, probably.
Stugats
No, it was like. It was a. It was an artsy movie.
Mike
Amsterdam was a huge flop. It had a lot of people in it.
Stugats
That wasn't him. He was in the lead though.
Mike
No, no, that was a huge ensemble. That was just a big time flop.
Donovan
Tenet. Not a big movie.
Mike
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Date: November 6, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This episode weaves through Miami Heat's off-court tragedy, NBA MVP debates, a classic Le Batard pop-culture inspection, and playful but pointed sports nostalgia. The team brings their staple blend of candor, irreverence, and storytelling to everything from the emotional impact of Eric Spoelstra’s house fire to the “MVP Conversation Bar” and debates over movie sequels viewers must see.
[00:35]–[06:52]
Breaking News: Stugotz shares sobering news that Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra’s house was destroyed by a fire as the team returned from a road trip.
Emotional Fallout:
Parenting Angle:
Perspective:
[06:55]–[07:52]
Talking basketball: The Heat face added adversity as Bam Adebayo suffers a foot injury—disruptive for a team scraping for early momentum.
Despite a .500 record, the consensus is that the Heat’s season is off to “a pretty good start” given the tough schedule.
[07:52]–[14:43]
Jokic’s Dominance:
The 'MVP Conversation Bar' Metaphor:
Current Front-Runners:
Running Gags:
[16:03]–[19:05]
Revisiting the Heat's historic roadblocks/inciting fan hate:
Spirited arguments over Chauncey Billups’ Hall of Fame candidacy:
[23:40]–[32:29]
The Running Man:
James Bond Blind Spots:
GoldenEye / Video Game Memories:
[34:14]–[36:13]
Donovan Mitchell’s Video Game Inspiration:
Burner Accounts & Authentic Fan Engagement:
[37:00]–[40:35]
Emma Stone’s Range:
Confusing Cinema:
John David Washington’s Leading Man Debate:
On Real Loss:
On MVP Conversations:
On Video Game Motivation:
On Movie Confusion:
| Time | Segment/Topic | |----------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:35 | Erik Spoelstra’s house fire & family impact | | 06:55 | Bam Adebayo’s injury & Heat struggles | | 07:52 | Jokic’s dominance & “Stat of the Day” | | 10:30 | The MVP Conversation Bar analogy explained | | 13:30 | Cade Cunningham’s entry into MVP conversation | | 16:03 | Heat’s historical rivals & Billups Hall of Fame debate | | 23:40 | Running Man reboot & 80s movie nostalgia | | 27:06 | James Bond series debate, generational pop-culture gaps | | 34:14 | Donovan Mitchell’s video game trash talk | | 37:00 | Emma Stone’s “MVP” acting career | | 39:55 | Confusion over Tenet & John David Washington’s career |
This episode delivers the signature Le Batard blend: sports, cultural debate, and a barroom’s worth of inside jokes and lively camaraderie—anchored this time by real-life perspective and a celebration of why sports (and movies, and games) matter just as much for the memories as for the headlines.