Episode Summary: "Local Hour: The Race To Windy"

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Date: February 20, 2026

Overview

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the team dive into their signature blend of sports commentary, pop culture musings, and behind-the-scenes banter. This episode, dubbed "The Race To Windy," weaves through patriotism, Miami sports, quirky social etiquette, the state of the Dolphins and Tua Tagovailoa, and a spirited discussion on tanking strategies in the NBA—complete with a live-texting competition to ESPN's Brian Windhorst.

Main Themes & Key Discussion Points

1. Kicking Off with Patriotism and Anthem Talk

• Chris starts the show by singing the national anthem, setting a patriotic tone, followed by playful debates about national anthems.
• Debate: Is "O Canada" superior to "The Star-Spangled Banner?"
  • [03:03] Mike Ryan: "Is this a weird time, though, to mention that I think 'O Canada' is a better national anthem?"
  • Group consensus: "O Canada" is an earworm and perhaps musically superior, but no shame in loving the U.S. anthem.

2. Sports Jerseys: Best and Worst Looks

• Discussion: Which sports jerseys are the least flattering for adult fans to wear?
  • Hockey jerseys ("sweaters") largely get a pass for being the most acceptable, especially over a hoodie or even on the ski slopes.
  • [03:26] Dan: "I think the hockey sweater is great. I never go to a Panther game and I'm like, oh, that guy looks stupid."
  • Basketball and football jerseys—especially when worn over work shirts or shirtless—draw the most fire for being a questionable look.

3. Behind-the-Scenes: Singing Nerves & National Anthem Prep

• Revelation: Chris needed the lyrics taped to a chair while singing the anthem, prompting light ribbing.
  • [06:44] Dan: "He's got the words to the national anthem taped to the chair so only he can see."
  • Chris admits to practicing in his car and feeling surprisingly vulnerable singing solo.

4. Olympic Hockey: Double Gold Never?

• Recap of the U.S. women’s gold medal win in hockey.
• Debate: Has the U.S. ever claimed gold in both men's and women's Olympic hockey in the same year?
  • [08:38] Dan: "Has that ever happened before? That both [teams] won?"
  • Short answer: No, it's never coincided due to timelines of women's Olympic hockey.
• Memorable analogy:
  • [09:45] Mike Ryan: "What it felt like to me was the St. Louis Rams at the turn of the millennium...they needed a nails play to survive and win the championship."

5. Modern Messaging Etiquette: When Is Too Late or Early?

• Prompted by Dave sending a Slack message late at night (West Coast time)—is it rude?
  • [11:02] Mike Ryan: "I think you have it backwards, but okay."
  • Dan and others argue that modern phone settings (“Do Not Disturb,” silencing, etc.) render time-based etiquette mostly moot.
  • Tony extols scheduled message features, while Mike Ryan bemoans the dreaded “ping” waking him up.
  • [12:28] Mike Ryan: "If that jars you awake...that's a pisser..."

6. Miami Dolphins & Tua Tagovailoa Speculation

• Bold “reporting” by Dan: Claims the Dolphins will release Tua (not trade).
  • [19:27] Dan: "I may as well report it right now. Dolphins are going to release Tua. There's no trade partner."
• Debate around Tua: Did he change after signing his contract? Did his work ethic slip?
• Comparison to other “can't-miss” QB prospects and reflection on the perils of armchair psychology.
  • [21:06] Mike Ryan: "Maybe Tua is one of those people who have gone through a fundamental personality change one way or the other."
• Side talk about Tua’s physical changes: new teeth, new trainer, possible attitude shift post-contract.
• Which QB would you rather have: Tua or Kyler Murray? Or Trevor Lawrence, Kirk Cousins, Aaron Rodgers?
  • [24:35] Mike Ryan: "Is Tua now the biggest swing and miss from scouts in the last 40 or 50 years?"
  • [25:00] Jeremy: "It was...there's no way he's bad. Right. And that was kind of the big sell..."
  • Exploring the fallacies and hindsight regret around prospect hype.

7. Lefty Quarterbacks & Left-Handed Problems

• Discussion about the rarity and challenges of lefty QBs in the NFL.
• Humorous gripes about growing up left-handed—special scissors, awkward school desks, and Mickelson’s rise making lefty clubs available.
  • [31:05] Mike Ryan: "They may as well have...it was a scarlet letter, but I had the green handled scissors."
  • Broader laugh about being a “victim” of right-handed world design.

8. NBA Is Back—Adam Silver Finally Doing Something?

• NBA returns post-All-Star weekend. Heat play Atlanta.
• Dan wonders if NBA commissioner Adam Silver is finally becoming proactive about tanking.
  • [32:47] Dan: "He's not only does he do nothing, he has enough. He's on nothing."
• Breakdown of proposed anti-tanking measures (courtesy of Shams Charania):
  1. Tightening draft pick protections: Only “top-4” or “top-14” (lottery) protected picks allowed—aim to reduce “gaming” for mid-lottery picks.
     • [33:33] Jeremy: "First round picks can be protected only for top 4 or top 14 plus selection."
  2. Freezing lottery odds at the trade deadline or earlier: So late-season tanking is discouraged.
     • [34:23] Jeremy: "Lottery odds freeze at the trade deadline or a later date."
  3. Reversing incentive—wins after deadline improve lottery odds, not losses: Encourages teams to still try after slipping into “lottery” territory.
     • [35:14] Tony explains “reverse tanking”: "So, instead of losses counting...now wins count for positioning."
  4. No multiple top-4 picks for consecutive bottom teams: E.g., after two years of futility, you're ineligible for another top pick.
     • [39:44] Jeremy: "No longer allowing a team to pick in the top four in consecutive years..."
  5. Lottery odds based on two-year records: To discourage short-term tank-jobs.
  6. Including play-in teams in lottery odds or flattening odds: Motivates fringe playoff teams to keep competing.

9. The Race to Text Brian “Windy” Windhorst

• Light-hearted section in which Tony and Mike Ryan compete to text ESPN’s Brian Windhorst first—debate over who might get a faster response, as Tony once produced Hoop Collective.
  • [35:14] Tony: “We’ll have a race to Windy.”
  • [38:39] Chris: “Are you doing the standard ‘Hey Wendy, hope all’s well’?”
• Each debates the best approach to get a prompt reply (“be more pleasant”; “be casual but direct”; “do you call him Brian or Windy?”).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On anthem performance vulnerability:
  [07:34] Chris: "Singing it alone, very vulnerable. Like, I've never had trouble with the lyrics at the stadium...but doing it in my car, I probably did it seven times."

• On men in basketball jerseys:
  [03:33] Dan Le Batard: "At a Heat game...the grown man who wears the basketball jersey with no shirt underneath and you got the back hair coming out. Very disgusting."

• On Tua’s personality shift:
  [22:18] Tony: "There was a lot of things. He changed his teeth too. He got new teeth...he said, show me the money, that'll change you."

• On reverse tanking:
  [36:06] Dan Le Batard (on Tony’s idea): "So the more you win, the more you're incentivized to win to get better odds in the lottery."

• On left-handed struggles:
  [31:05] Mike Ryan: "They had the normal scissors, but then for the lefties, they had...green rubber thing around the edges—to identify you and shame you...may as well have...the scarlet letter..."

• On “The Race to Windy”:
  [38:38] Dave: "Straight up. This is a race I'm trying to win."
  [39:00] Tony: "What's up, Brian? Exclamation point...not a question, more like a statement."

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:00 – Chris sings "The Star-Spangled Banner"
• 03:00-05:00 – Jersey debate: hockey vs. basketball vs. football
• 06:44 – The lyric sheet “scandal” and behind-the-scenes on Chris’ prep
• 08:38 – Double gold in Olympic hockey?
• 11:02-12:54 – Late-night Slack etiquette discussion
• 19:27-25:31 – Miami Dolphins, Tua’s future, and QB evaluation debate
• 27:23-32:19 – Left-handed quarterbacks and living as a lefty
• 32:46-39:10 – NBA tanking reforms and anti-tanking lottery solutions
• 35:14-39:40 – The race to text Windhorst: strategy, etiquette, and competitive spirit
• 39:44-41:47 – Continuing NBA reform proposals; group reactions

Tone & Style

• Signature Chaotic Banter: Plenty of cross-talk, in-jokes, Miami-centric observations, and freewheeling transitions between sports and silliness.
• Inside Baseball: Regular references to ESPN personalities, podcast industry quirks, and behind-the-mics shenanigans.
• Thematic Playfulness: Even weighty discussions about player futures or league policies are treated with levity, skepticism, and improvisational humor.

Conclusion

This episode of the "Local Hour" epitomizes the Dan Le Batard Show’s appeal—a heady mix of Miami sports insight, national sports hot takes, inside-joke camaraderie, and a heavy dose of tongue-in-cheek social commentary. If you want an episode that feels both off-the-cuff and deep in its sports nerdery, "The Race To Windy" delivers—random singalongs, basketball analytics, and all.

For full effect, catch these key moments:

• Chris’s anthem (02:00–07:00)
• Dan’s “breaking news” on Tua (19:27–21:55)
• NBA tanking reform debate (32:46–41:47)
• The Windy text-off (38:27–39:44)

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