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Mike Ryan
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Stugatz
Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Mike Ryan
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Stugatz
For one of our great partners, Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
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Stugatz
Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
So enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Stugatz
Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
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Stugatz
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
Where you at? Mike Ryan.
Stugatz
I told you, he's hiding. Yeah, he's hiding. That was just a celebration of stugazi return, everybody. Where has he been? He just came in. He staggered in and this is how he said good morning. He's like Vegas the wind. I don't remember where I was, but I'll tell you. Pretty sure Coach K was with the dead too.
Chris Cody
Yeah, I'm. Listen, I'm not sure if it was the gummies, the. The shrooms, but everywhere I turned at the Wynn resorts, who I saw was Coach K. I think when you're on.
Dan LeBatard
Mushrooms, everyone looks like Coach K, though.
Stugatz
Is that what's happening? Put it on the poll. Juju at Levittage show when you're on mushrooms, does everyone look like Coach K? Because he came back talking like it was being John Malkovic the movie that everywhere he went in Vegas, everyone looked like Coach K. But to be fair, it's kind of what Vegas is.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Tony
Suspiciously dark hair.
Stugatz
Suspiciously dark hair. Trying to be younger when in their 80s and gambling the rest of their life away.
Chris Cody
Yep. Playing golf at the win following the dead.
Stugatz
Uh, Coach K, the thing that's the coolest Stugat. We should just start the show because we're a hockey town that wins all the big games.
Chris Cody
Yes.
Roy
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast.
Greg
Passing down low Rinehart they score. Aaron Ekblad makes it one nothing, Florida. Off it goes Kulakov. And they score. Florida leads two to nothing. Quick fours linked quickly to Rinehart with help coming out in front for Boqvist. And they score. Jesper Boqvist put on the top line tonight and he makes it three to nothing, Florida. Mikola scores. Another goal from a Florida defenseman. And it's four to nothing, Panthers. And here's another goal, this one from Greer. Another unlikely goal scorer. The route continues a tied draw. The puck pokes out to Sam Bennett.
Dan LeBatard
And Bennett, who scored a beauty.
Greg
And now Seth Jones moving in, shoots, scores. 1 Panthers as Seth Jones beats Joseph Wall. Saved by Wold Scar. 2 Nothing Florida. Here's clear. Kicked out by Wolf. Greer slides it across.
Juju
Score.
Greg
Gadjevic makes it three nothing, Florida unrestricted free agent Mitch Marner score. Porsche. The shot deflected in by Losarina. It is now 4:1. Florida right off the drop. Reinhardt beats Wall. Now it's Marchand sends it down into the empty net. An exclamation point off the stick of Marchand. His third point tonight as he will go 50 in game sevens against the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Stugatz
I owe the champion Florida Panthers an apology. I am a coward. I was scared of a Game 5 and Game 7 in Canada. And today South Florida gets to feel pretty good because those hockey losers who invented the sport in Canada never get to win that game. The game is now won in a swamp.
Roy
I told you so in a swamp.
Stugatz
Okay, Roy. Nobody likes that guy. Like, nobody. Like all you've got by way of hello is I told you so.
Chris Cody
I love that guy.
Stugatz
I will tell you why I don't like that guy. Make fun of Wil Bond and Kornheiser for this. They now do a show where it's just old men and it shouldn't be called pardon the interruption anymore. It should just be, I got that right, right. And they, you know, they go 4 for 10 and they don't mention the 6 they got wrong. Now, you were not afraid. Admittedly, Roy was not in any way afraid. We'll get to his thoughts in a moment. But those goal calls we played, they had the best part missing. I again listened to the game this way, Stugatz, because I have not felt this kind of sports excellence down here in my lifetime. Except when the University of Miami football team had all the first round picks and when the Miami Heat had LeBron Wade and Bosh. But this team, I mean, Paul maurice is now 26, 7 and oh, in the playoffs when he has a lead after any period.
Chris Cody
That's crazy.
Stugatz
That's not the craziest stat I have for you today.
Dan LeBatard
I doubted that stat. I was like, I'm going to go back and look it up. And it's true.
Stugatz
It is true. Anytime they lead after a period, they win the playoff game.
Zaslow
Period.
Stugatz
Sorry. Thank you, Zaz. I did that incorrectly.
Chris Cody
I don't think Chris went back and looked it up. I think he just accepted it.
Dan LeBatard
No, I did. In my defense, Stu knows me. I looked.
Stugatz
The greatest compliment that. That. That. It's the greatest compliment that Chris deigns to read and, unlike his father, retain a morsel of information because he heard something, couldn't believe it was true, and then verified.
Dan LeBatard
I'm not going to lie. I went back, I looked up the first five, and I'm like, all right, five in a row. It's probably the next. That's good enough for me.
Chris Cody
Not a boy.
Stugatz
Okay, give me the stat of the day for a second. Just. I'm going to give you one off of yesterday's game. But we didn't play the best part of those goal calls.
Roy
Start of the day, start of the day. It is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day.
Chris Cody
I know it.
Stugatz
Chris just admitted to me he didn't look anything up.
Roy
That's such a surprise.
Stugatz
I believed him for a moment.
Dan LeBatard
They all just back here, Chris and Tony talking. It would be impossible to look up. And they're like. Well, you know, you could look up. You could see every time they took a lead, not too much work.
Stugatz
Well, somebody did look it up. We should be crediting them. Instead, you're. We're stealing it, not crediting them, and you're not even looking it up. Ladies and gentlemen, journalism. Chris Cody learn from his father.
Tony
Also, he said the first five. I knew that was BS Right?
Stugatz
Please give me a break, okay? There's so many stats off this game. Stugats. But last night, okay, to punctuate that series and end that loser franchise that way.
Greg
Wow.
Stugatz
The Florida. The Florida. They're losers, but they are. They're historic losers. They play in that game. When they do, they always lose it. Like, and. And no one ever loses it like that. Like, in the. Like. That doesn't happen at home. But they knew it was going to happen. They knew. They knew after the first Goal. They knew that's how that was going to go. Like that. Toronto is a sad Sack franchise of 0 and 7 in all the games that matter. That's not the great stat. This is the great staff. Just from the. In the last couple of games you had the Florida Panthers champions in the situation. They had to win two out of three on the road. They were an overtime goal from being down 30 stugats. They were an overtime goal from being finished. And then they've got to go on the road and win two out of three in Toronto. And we can admit, right, you've seen those crowds. They were trying to believe, they wanted to believe they were an overtime goal from being up 30 and dethroning the champions. After that happened, the Florida Panthers didn't merely score 12 goals and outscore the the Toronto 12 to 4.
Zaslow
It's so many goals.
Stugatz
Yeah, it, it's. But not so many goals. Like that'd be one thing. What if I gave you odds on what I'm about to say? What odds do you think if I told you right as Game 5 was beginning, here's what's going to happen. The Panthers are going to get 12 goals. They're going to all be from 12 different players and none of them are going to be named Tkachuk or Barkov.
Chris Cody
Is that the stat or what kind.
Stugatz
Of odds do you think you'd get on that? 12. 12 goals, 12 different players. None of them are Barkov or Tkachuk. That's nuts. Like that's a depth that makes this year's Panthers team better than the last two. Because. Because at the end, what you've got finishing Toronto is the greatest Toronto finisher of all time. Marshand is now five and oh against them in elimination games. They're oh and seven in their last seven. This goes back to 2013. And the most amazing thing that happened yesterday. It's why Mike Ryan's not here today. That coward. After the game, Paul Murray said, I used to hate him. Hate's a strong word. But I didn't know him. He's the opposite of the person I thought. And then here's the quote. He's a wonderful human being. It's the most shocking thing to happen in the last three games. A goal and two assists for Marshawn and he punctuates it by stabbing that country in the heart. It's gotta make him crazy that it's fl. It's a swamp in Carolina.
Chris Cody
And Dallas. Think of the three teams remit three of the four teams remaining Gotta make.
Stugatz
Those losers in Canada crazy.
Tony
Now you're talking.
Zaslow
Did you see there's this one clip where they're watching what's it called, like Maple Leaf Square, whatever they call it outside my veins where they're all watching outside the arena. And I don't know if it was at 3 nothing or maybe it was at 4 one. This one rogue Maple Leafs fan. He pushes his way through the crowd, bumps through everybody and just dips just by himself. Walks out with everybody staring at him in shock. I loved it.
Dan LeBatard
I feel like you spoke to the depth of this series is the story of this series. I can make the argument our third and four. Well, the third line was clearly the best line in the series. I can make the argument that the fourth line was the second best line for the Panthers. I know Barkov and Reinhardt were actually really good in this series defensively. Like they didn't put up stats scoring. But I just zaz the depth of the Is that not the story of this series?
Zaslow
I don't know if it's the story of the series, but I think the Panthers fourth line was better than the Martin Matthews line.
Roy
I think that three goals from the third line, one goal from the fourth line secondary scoring for the Panthers really carried them.
Zaslow
I think the story is especially with the way that the series ended. The two acquisitions that Bill Zito made, Marshand and Seth Jones. Game seven. In a game seven you found out what set Jones about.
Stugatz
Nobody likes I told you so guy. Sorry, Roy is I told you so guy. We have established that correct.
Zaslow
Jones my dog.
Dan LeBatard
But I also told you that they would win game five on the road and I told you so off win game seven.
Stugatz
Oh my God.
Dan LeBatard
I'm just saying isn't I told Roy just was just generally confident, you know I before game five I told you specifically going to win tonight. Going to lose game six.
Tony
Do we have that recorded somewhere? We got to let's find that.
Stugatz
Let's find that stug. Can we put together and I told you so off. Like you would totally. You would totally be the host of and I told you so off. I did text Roy after that first period, by the way. But just for the record, if you don't know what we're talking about, you did not watch that game. You've got Toronto at home. And the best part of these goal calls is what I'm going to play for you in a second because they edited it out and it's just tremendous. But these people know hockey. So when they're seeing 75 shots in two periods. They're like, oh, good God. Like, we were totally lucky in that first period. And this is an onslaught of we're going to dent the goalies nipples, because 75 shots is an insanity.
Zaslow
Dan. At one point in the first period, late in the first period, Kenny Albert, with a straight face, said on the broadcast that the Panthers are out shooting the Maple Leafs 26 to 0.
Dan LeBatard
And I'm telling you after all that, because I know the Leafs. After the Panthers dominated the first 10 minutes, the Leafs kind of got their act together. But after that first period, Panther fans were kind of feeling good. I wasn't. I was like, this is four straight periods we haven't scored. I was starting to see the boogeyman. Even though we were playing well, we weren't getting goals. So I was terrified. I was. I've never been happier. That Seth Jones goal. Get going in the noise I made.
Stugatz
Stugot. I don't want to think about the noises that you made. What's worse, and I told you so off Or Tony, who just got here now claiming he's the good luck charm.
Tony
It's a sacrificial one, though, Dan. That's where it's like. It's sacrificial in the sense where any time that I stop watching, they do well. Anytime I bet on the other team, the Panthers win. So yesterday, I was locked in on the game, Dan. Okay, first one that I've seen start to finish, except for a little bit, and I'll explain why. So my wife looks at me, hey, what's for dinner? I said, I don't know. What, do you want to pick up something? I said, all right. During the first intermission, I'll go out, I'll get something. I'll come back, right? First intermission was quick. It was a quick 20 minutes. All of a sudden, I'm on my way back. Three goals scored. Because I'm not watching. Because I'm not watching, right? So I was watching the first period. Bam, bam, bam. Shots going in off the ri. Off the side, off the post wall.
Dan LeBatard
Bam.
Tony
Grabs one. I don't know, whatever they call that.
Dan LeBatard
This happened to a lot of Panther fans. No, no, this happened to a lot of Panther fans. I got a text from my friend John last night in the middle of the second period. He's like, I went to put my daughter to bed after the first period, and we started scoring. I'm still laying in her bed watching on my phone. This guy knew what he had to. Had to do. When you are laying down in your bed watching the game and you're putting your kid to bed and they score three goals. You don't get up from that bed and go back downstairs. You stay in that bed while your kid is sleeping watching the rest of the game. Because it's good luck for you to be in that bed. And thank you, John, for your service. Thank you for what you did last night.
Zaslow
I literally said to my wife last night after the second period, she wanted to go upstairs and go to sleep.
Dan LeBatard
Nope.
Zaslow
I said, listen, you could want that all you want. You're not going anywhere. You've been sitting right there. The scores 4 to 1, you're not going anywhere. You close your eyes if you want, but you're not going.
Dan LeBatard
Bedtime's 9:15. My daughter didn't go to bed till after that second. You're not leaving in the middle of this second period where you scored three goals in six minutes.
Stugatz
So.
Dan LeBatard
Right. I watched the Heat come back against the Bucks from a bathroom.
Stugatz
Bathroom.
Dan LeBatard
Because I went to the bathroom. They were down 16. They start coming back. I stayed in that bathroom.
Chris Cody
It's that guy. To answer your question, Dan, the guy who thinks he's doing the things that help the team win.
Stugatz
Oh, I don't like that guy. I don't like when our show. But it works. That guy.
Dan LeBatard
You don't know. It works.
Tony
It works.
Dan LeBatard
It might have been different if I didn't do that. You don't know that.
Stugatz
You guys are pathetic.
Tony
I have one more example of me being a good luck charm.
Stugatz
Your pathetic narcissist. Sure.
Tony
Possibly. Team needed me. Exactly. Exactly. Thank you.
Stugatz
Game.
Tony
What was it? Game three. They're about to go down three, zero, overtime. We're watching with a group of friends. I go. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna walk outside right now. The Panthers are gonna score. Because if I'm here, they won't score. They'll lose. If I'm not here, they're gonna score. They're gonna win. I walked out, two minutes later, Bam. Save the season. Thank you.
Chris Cody
You just wanted to smoke a joint, right?
Dan LeBatard
I mean, guys, I'm gonna go outside for the team.
Stugatz
Tony, were you outside when they stole your gimmick? Were you watching?
Tony
As it was, I was. I was locked in. So I'm watching the pregame. All of a sudden, a guy called Biz. I don't know who he is. Who is Paul Bizzy? I don't know who he is. Damn. Just. I'm just getting into the sport, buddy. What do you want me to do?
Zaslow
Would you believe me when I tell you that he played in the National Hockey League but never played for the Leafs?
Stugatz
Yeah. What?
Dan LeBatard
Well, he grew up a Leafs fan, but yeah, never.
Tony
He never played for them. I would. I thought this guy would be like their all time leading scorer or something. So I'm. I'm watching. I'm watching the thing. I'm on the couch. My wife's got the baby. We're hanging out. All of a sudden, this guy gets up from the. From the dais there, starts walking over to the side of the set, and then he starts lighting a candle. My wife perks up. My wife, who has no, knows less hockey than I do. Okay? She goes, that's your bit. And I look up from my phone and I'm like, son of a bitch, that's my bit. Can we please zoom in on what this guy Biz Nasty is doing?
Dan LeBatard
He's lighting up candles for all their stars.
Stugatz
Eerily similar thieves, these thieves.
Tony
Eerily similar. Dan Lebatard to a very particular and one of a kind, Sanboselli Belita. Okay, look at that. I don't know who these guys are, but they're imposters.
Dan LeBatard
Look at the original one right there for. Yeah, look at the original one right there.
Tony
And I lit it in the studio.
Stugatz
Huh?
Tony
Okay. And that. That has been war torn right there. That Samboelli J. Jags were down 21 nothing. Okay? We lit the Samboelli. All of a sudden, bam. Jags win. Greatest comeback of their life.
Stugatz
Who is this biz? Who is he?
Tony
I don't know, but he's a thief. And cut out.
Stugatz
Yeah, Put it on the poll at Levitar. See my Windsor seeming.
Chris Cody
Me and Zaslow are wondering how many hockey terms Tony knows.
Stugatz
I mean, we will quiz him in a moment. Let's figure out the game show in a second. It's fun for the entire family. Let's quiz him and ask him questions in a moment. But I just want to read you guys some stats because 75 shot attempts are the most allowed by any team season through two periods, regular season and playoffs. It's crazy. You. You have. All right. That's the largest margin of a Game 7 loss at home in NHL history. It's tied for the previous record. They've been playing hockey a long time. You do not lose game seven at home that way. Like, I've never seen it. I don't know what. I don't know when the last. It happened one other time. Don't remember it. Couldn't tell you. I've never seen it, what was it, 1912? How long is hockey history? As long as ice has been frozen, you never see a game 7 look like that when one of the teams is at home.
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Dan LeBatard
Stugats we're gonna get that off the ground.
Mike Ryan
World War three colon. Our group chat has a pretty good feeling about this one.
Roy
This is the Don Levatar show with the Stugats.
Stugatz
The Bill Zito thing that you guys mentioned. Tim Reynolds says all Bill Zito has done is get Paul Maurice to unretire, land Matthew Tkachuk, sign basically the entire corps to team friendly deals, win the cup last year and this year he had Seth Jones and Brad Marchand at the deadline and they lead the way to a game seven road win.
Chris Cody
GM of the year hockey started November of 1917.
Stugatz
Okay, so tell me the last time what was this? Was tied for the largest loss at home ever. And this is what brings me to the greatest part of these goal calls. I am telling you Stugats because I've never been able to do this before. I've never had this confidence that I know what I'm watching is top of the game, excellent that it doesn't matter that Toronto was better in this regular season because the Panthers are best at the hockey stuff. That works this time of year. We learned it. They changed the whole blueprint because the Capitals, what they just did in the playoffs, that happened to the Panthers that don't work in the playoffs. And so while I'm sitting here and I've got all technology available to me, the way that I want to listen to the hockey game is the way that I learned hockey in this market on our radio show because Randy Moeller was loving this team on the radio when no one would listen to it because it was a funny little thing in town that couldn't make sales work. Like failed ownership after failed ownership. I learned to love it on the radio somehow, which is ridiculous. It's not any good on the radio like that's not the way to watch hockey.
Chris Cody
If you have. Well, you're not watching it, you're listening to it.
Stugatz
Thank you. Well, I feel like it's like Mike Ryan's reading where it's reading the audiobook. So I feel like radio is watching when it's done. Well, it's. It's one of the reasons that I love radio. So this is how I decide to listen to a hugely important game. I simply. Zaz left here the other day saying. And he's like, God, I hope the Panthers get up one nothing. Because then you can hear the fear through your. Through the, through the audio, if you're paying attention to nothing else. None of the distractions. And so I decide via YouTube and one of these, you know, one of these streamers who's just doing a radio call. I'm listening to the Toronto broadcasters call this game. And what I'm listening for after their sadness, which is great enough, is the silence that comes afterward in the murmur of those losers know they're going to lose.
Dan LeBatard
In my veins.
Stugatz
Those losers know they're going to lose. They know the swamp owns them, owns their country. They know that Florida owns hockey there the last 10 years. And all they do in this situation is lose this game every time. And you can feel it in the building, and you can feel it in the audio.
Chris Cody
2002 Western Conference Finals. The Avalanche lost to the Red Wings seven to nothing. Game seven.
Stugatz
Okay, there it is. It did happen in my lifetime again. This was before radio and hockey and I fell in love with the. The sport.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
I want you to listen to the murmur. And this extends through that garden all the way through the country. Like it, it. It burns through their forest. They wake up sick today. They know they're losers, the swamp owns them. And listen to the silence in that arena when they weren't booing or leaving, because they were doing that too. Because once it's three nothing. Everyone there knows what am. Why am I here for the Guillotine? Like, am I going to just sit in this. In the sadness, Listen to the silence after these goals as they continue to.
Greg
Be aggressive scores and they continue to score. Sam Reinhardt. And it's a four goal lead with just over 10 minutes to go.
Dan LeBatard
So hollow.
Zaslow
I think I was able to hear the jersey hit the ice on the ground.
Chris Cody
They were doing that.
Dan LeBatard
You can clearly hear the music, like so clear because it's just so hollow in there.
Zaslow
Good acoustics in that building.
Greg
Sends it down into the empty net. An exclamation point off the Stick of Marchand. His third point tonight as he will go 50 in game sevens against the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Chris Cody
Sounds like a Marlins game. It does. Play it again.
Stugatz
Brad Marchand is now second all time in postseason points against the Maple Leafs. Second all time history of the franchise behind only Gordy.
Dan LeBatard
How now if Mike wants to do the whole take of. I'm not going to root for him. That's your. That's his prerogative. But the whole he's not good thing, I need an apology for that.
Stugatz
Wow.
Dan LeBatard
Because the guy has just. He's made the third line better. It's just. He's great. And I need an apology from Mike.
Chris Cody
How is that possible?
Stugatz
Can you cut up Chris saying that as the ultimate compliment? Just, he, he, he. He's great. Just that you were trying to articulate the flowery of prose and you just quit in the middle of your sentence.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, I just was trying to find the words and great was the word.
Stugatz
It really worked.
Chris Cody
You found it.
Roy
Now let Mike keep doing this because the Panthers are winning. The Panthers are winning despite.
Dan LeBatard
Actually, he might know what he's doing here.
Stugatz
Again with this narcissism. We're the reason they win again. That's right. No, I mean, it's just asinine.
Chris Cody
I just said that guy is annoying. But Mike has to stay entrenched. He does. I mean, he's helping him out.
Stugatz
Okay, look, this is. This. I believe Mike Ryan strategically took this position because he wants the Panthers to win so badly that he will do the ultimate sacrifice, that he's Jesus of Hockey. He will be loud, wrong and stubbornly loud wrong as content the entire time. And if he's the most wrong at the end, he gets to celebrate because Marchand has won in overtime of Game 7 of the Stanley cup final with. With. With a goal to give them the season.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
And he will then have won even though he is the loudest, wrongest loser from here through Canada.
Dan LeBatard
Speaking of being entrenched in a terrible take, Witty will join us in the next segment.
Stugatz
Well, they've been looking. I felt bad for the producers today because they have spent the last two hours mining through the rubbish that is the sound from us at the Clevelander. When Chris Whittingham, after Huberdeaux was traded, quit the Panthers forever.
Whittingham
They tore apart a team that was amazing. Like, from a fan standpoint. Like, I go to a lot of games and I just enjoyed every night going to the arena thinking that the Panthers might score 10 because it was a legitimate possibility they might score 10.
Dan LeBatard
They only want the Cup.
Whittingham
The coach came in is like, the style is going to change. We're going to play playoff hockey in the regular season. Listen, pal, if you're.
Stugatz
If.
Whittingham
If you're six points, you're six points out of the final playoff spot. You're not playing playoff hockey in the playoffs. I just enjoy. I enjoyed the team. I liked the team. It's been bad for the Florida Panthers for 20 years. I can't fathom that after two years of unprecedented success for this franchise. Like, you know what? After that unprecedented success, we're done with it.
Dan LeBatard
Listen, pal, to Maurice is one of the most disrespectful things.
Stugatz
Listen to me. Listen to me, pal.
Chris Cody
I mean, Zaslow fired him, so I just.
Stugatz
I can't believe that Chris Whittingham would show his face in public.
Whittingham
Listen, palace after.
Stugatz
No, that's part of it, yes. Condescending Paul Maurice is one thing. Again, Paul Maurice's record. Since when he said that? 27. And, oh, anytime he has a lead after a period.
Dan LeBatard
Man, these guys have no idea what they're talking about.
Stugatz
Huh?
Zaslow
I did dub Paul Maurice that year. The murderer.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, he did.
Stugatz
You don't. You don't get away with that. You, like everyone needs to be true.
Dan LeBatard
It's actually a good take because he is just. The other team is fun.
Zaslow
To be fair.
Stugatz
Whittingham should not show his face in public after that. But also to be condescended by anybody with a listen pal is one thing. For that bespectacled, polysyllabic broadcasting foof with his gelled hair to hit you with a listen pal as if he knows more hockey than you just because he's 30 years old and a child prodigy who gets to call soccer games.
Zaslow
How about anyone ins South Florida telling a hockey lifer, listen, pal, I love it.
Stugatz
Whittingham is the most wrong anyone has ever been about hockey. Do you understand that?
Chris Cody
And basketball. He called Giannis the number two.
Stugatz
Yes, he did call Giannis the number two.
Tony
That again. I only know soccer, guys. I don't know when we're going to understand this.
Dan LeBatard
Honestly. Honestly, we are creeping into the territory where this Panthers take is worse than that. Giannis, listen. That Giannis take is atrocious.
Stugatz
He's one of the best power forwards of all time. I want to nominate this. This right here. I want to play it again and nominate this right here as a Hall of Famer. All time wrong take. There are others. But in the history of the show, in the history of spoken words, given that I'm coming in here today and I'm saying, oh my God, the Panthers have the best thing. They have the most excellent thing. It's not, it's not temporary. They, they will go in and do that to you and I will have the confidence to listen to it on the equivalent of the radio because I know I'm going to enjoy silences. Because, because they're, they're better than you at this kind of hockey. Even if they were worse than you the rest of the regular season. And, and, and Whittingham again, they, they do murder fun. We said last year, wasn't it great? They're in the corner for 90 seconds. McDavid's right in front of the net. The puck's not coming out.
Zaslow
Goosebumps.
Stugatz
We know the puck's not coming out, but the fun was murdered there.
Dan LeBatard
Once we scored last night, I wanted Mikola to play the entire game in the corner, just throw the puck down the. Mikola. God, I love when he's on the ice.
Zaslow
Miko almost killed the referee.
Dan LeBatard
He did. That also happened.
Chris Cody
That was scary, man.
Whittingham
Was his eyeball out.
Tony
What happened there?
Dan LeBatard
There was a, there was a good 10 second chunk where we all thought he was gonna lose an eye, but luckily he got him right above the eye. How about that backup referee coming in? I just imagine that guy's probably like the backup referee never goes in. So I'm imagining that guy's got his feet up, eating a burger, just like, ah, this is my free game. Just wow.
Stugatz
Oh, I want to get to this most wrong take. And I want other nominees in our show's history. I' a couple. But the idea stugats that they're. I'm going to say it again because it's equally ridiculous. 12 goals by 12 players not named Kachuk or Barkov would be as ridiculous a stat to me as 12 goals by 13 players and none of them are Tkachuk or Barkov. That stat makes no sense to me. To get 12 goals from 12 players in the most important games of your season.
Roy
Well, I can understand Magicachuk not scoring because he is hurt.
Dan LeBatard
He looked bad out of that. I said that too. I said that too. That he's hurt.
Stugatz
Another I told you so you're that guy now.
Dan LeBatard
So you're not hitting anybody.
Stugatz
So wait a minute. You're that guy. You're the guy.
Chris Cody
Roy should be that guy.
Stugatz
No, but all of you are now doctors. You're now doctors. And you're the guy who points at your television and says he's too hurt.
Dan LeBatard
We just know our Chucky, and he's hitting people, but it's not the way he normally hits.
Zaslow
I'm a doctor.
Stugatz
I thought you were a judge.
Zaslow
I'm not a doctor.
Stugatz
I know, but as a judge, do you want to make a ruling on this?
Dan LeBatard
Is Tkachuk hurt?
Zaslow
Judge Zaslow rules. Inconclusive evidence, inconclusive. With prejudice, inconclusive.
Stugatz
Oh, I mean, do you guys want to quiz Tony now? Do you guys. Do you guys have an assortment of questions to ask Tony? Roy, did you come up with any game show music that could support whatever it is that Zaslo is doing here?
Roy
I did not.
Stugatz
You did not. You just stared straight ahead, grinning maniacally because the hockeys have you intoxicated and made you forget to do your job.
Roy
That's right.
Stugatz
Okay, so you're just sitting there smiling.
Chris Cody
I mean, the Panthers won, Dano.
Stugatz
Okay, so hold on.
Dan LeBatard
He's just been singing back here, like.
Chris Cody
Humming Roy's Day, man.
Stugatz
So, Roy. Okay, you know what I'm saying? You know what? I'm sorry. You know what? I made this mistake during the last hockey playoffs where I was. Roy was at the Elbow Room with the cup, and I was yelling at him. So I'm not gonna make the same mistake this time.
Roy
Thank you.
Stugatz
Roy, the floor is yours. But while you're talking about whatever it is that you would like to say about the Panthers, can somebody please get me game show music so I could play the hot new game of Tony Gets Quizzed by Stu Dodson's as because someone's executive producing the. Instead of just smiling at me because the Panthers have him drunk with power.
Tony
He'S just like, what's up, Dan?
Chris Cody
I'm here.
Stugatz
So please. Roy, Roy, you were not scared. I texted you. You're scared. And you're like, nope, we had it even more. We is what you said as soon as Drake made that giant bet. I believe you were taunting Drake on X.
Roy
Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
Stugatz
You were very excited.
Roy
Yeah, he was. He's been a loser for the past year and a half. And once he put money down in this game, I knew the Panthers was going to. And the way the Panthers looked In the first 10 minutes of that game. Oh, that was classic Panthers. The only thing that.
Dan LeBatard
The second 10 minutes. What about the second 10 minutes? Yeah, that was making everything. That was everyone's analysis of that first period. Taylor. Two periods. It was 10 minutes.
Chris Cody
It was just like two heads.
Dan LeBatard
All nine people that I heard talk about that period. It was hilarious.
Roy
It Absolutely was a total of two periods. But. But second and third period, like it was game over as soon as they got that first goal. I said on Twitter, currently known as X, that once you get Bob, two is it. That's how well he was playing that last 10 minutes. That's how great he was playing.
Stugatz
Nobody likes this fan base. Nobody likes this team. They are the murderers of fun. Everyone hates this show. This. This conversation of swaggering around, I told you so. We're the baddest and the best because you beat the Leafs and what cometh this way is scary. Canada's only got one chance, but I'm scared of it.
Chris Cody
Well, Winnipeg.
Stugatz
No, Winnipeg.
Roy
No, no, no, not Winnipeg.
Stugatz
They lost two guys.
Roy
That was a story right there.
Stugatz
Safely.
Roy
He lost his father on Friday and decided to play Game 6 on Saturday. And he scored. He played an excellent game, but he got caught with a penalty on a breakaway and the Star scored on in overtime.
Dan LeBatard
You can't call that penalty.
Zaslow
So it's his fault. You're saying that they lost?
Roy
No, no, no, I'm not. No, no. It was. It was. It was a two or two games for him.
Dan LeBatard
It was wild to go from. He scores the first goal and you're like, what an awesome moment to going to overtime. He makes. He does the penalty and loses them the game.
Roy
You're stuck in the box.
Chris Cody
So the Oilers won that series, huh?
Roy
No, the Stars.
Stugatz
Stars.
Dan LeBatard
Oilers won too.
Chris Cody
I mean, the Oilers did win, right? They won something and they moved on, right?
Roy
They beat Vegas on.
Chris Cody
Hold on, I had some oil.
Greg
Minor penalty, two minutes delay. A show.
Stugatz
The Grateful Dead has gotten him. A lot of you have been asking, where is Stugatz? And we thought he was gonna be here all last week, but when the Grateful Dead ransack him, he will see 1000 Krzyzewskis across a thousand desert miles for 1000 days.
Tony
So much shoe polish.
Stugatz
And we've lost him. And so he hasn't been paying attention to sports. And I'm gonna say just generally. The last four years of mushrooms has fried what little remained of his brain.
Dan LeBatard
I'm just grateful he's here.
Stugatz
Thank you. Jeremy, you're gonna have to leave as well.
Greg
Minor penalty, two minutes high sticking.
Tony
You're two for two on those, by the way. You found those buttons really well.
Stugatz
I'm learning, you know, Give me time. I'm gonna figure out this radio game. The soundboard, what? We're a podcast, all right?
Dan LeBatard
Our game show's ready. We have our host here. We have our music ready.
Stugatz
But I love Roy just. Just grinning maniacally in the middle of this and just forgetting to do his job. And I wish. Can we get him a crown or something? Because I really do want to do this better than I did it last year. I failed Roy. I owe Roy a public and private apology because he was at the Elbow Room and the trophy was there and I was yelling at him and just that group of things shouldn't be.
Dan LeBatard
I got dibs on that beat. If we win again this year.
Roy
No, no, no, no.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, we can maybe both go that next day. I'm going to be there. Shirtless, Whoa. Hammered.
Stugatz
Whoa.
Dan LeBatard
I just remember last year sitting in this room that day, just being like, why am I not there?
Stugatz
Shirtless, hammered and pink.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, can we. Can we not need.
Zaslow
Okay, can we not talk about what we're gonna do when the Panthers. Stanley, you're right.
Stugatz
Such an annoying show. And Carolina. You should be scared of Carolina. Admit. You should be scared of Carolina. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
Roy
We swept them the year before.
Stugatz
We.
Zaslow
No, they didn't sweep them. Robinsmore said that was not a sweet.
Roy
I mean, there were two overtime games, so.
Stugatz
Yeah, sure.
Dan LeBatard
I will say, though, Roy, it's similar styles.
Roy
Yes.
Dan LeBatard
The Hurricanes. That scares me a little bit.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Roy
But the Panthers are better at that style than they are. So.
Stugatz
Okay. And he will be confident and this show will be annoying. I'm sorry for that. I apologize in advance. I told everyone to pace themselves. We're here. We are officially a just buzzsaw of annoying as a show. The people who do not like hockey do not care what about what we're doing? And when it becomes I told you so. I had that more right. I was correct. I'm the good luck charm. And I was superstitious and sitting on the right seat in my couch. And my wife knows when it becomes.
Dan LeBatard
That show, nobody John in his bed.
Stugatz
Nobody likes to.
Dan LeBatard
Thank you.
Stugatz
Nobody likes that show. But you know the show. They do. Like, the most wrong take in the history of this show. Roy's just smiling at me again. He's not doing his job.
Whittingham
A team that was amazing. Like, from a fan standpoint, like, I go to a lot of games and I just enjoyed every night going to the arena thinking that the Panthers might score 10 because it was a legitimate possibility they might score 10.
Dan LeBatard
They only want the cup.
Whittingham
The coach came in is like, the style is going to change. We're going to play playoff hockey in the regular season. Listen, pal, if you're.
Stugatz
If.
Whittingham
If you're six points, you're six points out of the final playoff spot. You're not playing playoff hockey in the playoffs. I just enjoy. I enjoyed the team. I liked the team. It's been bad for the Florida Panthers for 20 years. I can't fathom that after two years of unprecedented success for this franchise, it'd be like, you know what? After that unprecedented success, we're done with it.
Zaslow
What an asshole.
Juju
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode Summary: Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose Release Date: May 19, 2025
Introduction
In the vibrant ambiance of the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve deep into the latest happenings in the sports world, with a particular focus on the Florida Panthers' recent performances. The episode, titled "Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose," showcases the dynamic chemistry between the hosts as they dissect game statistics, share personal anecdotes, and engage in spirited debates about team strategies and player contributions.
Hockey Highlights and Game Analysis
The primary focus of the episode revolves around the Florida Panthers' impressive run in the playoffs, culminating in a decisive Game 7 victory against the Toronto Maple Leafs. The hosts emphasize the depth and versatility of the Panthers' roster, highlighting the team's ability to secure goals from a diverse group of players.
Key Moments:
Greg's Play-by-Play Commentary: Greg provides a detailed account of the Panthers' scoring spree, noting the contributions from various players. For instance, he mentions, "Aaron Ekblad makes it one nothing, Florida. Off it goes Kulakov. And they score. Florida leads two to nothing." [00:54]
Stugotz's Apology and Analysis: Showing humility, Stugotz admits, "I owe the champion Florida Panthers an apology. I am a coward." [04:00] He further analyzes the Panthers' historical performance, stating, "They play in that game. They always lose it like that. Like, in the... that doesn't happen at home. But they knew it was going to happen." [08:10]
Dan's Statistical Insight: Dan shares a remarkable statistic, saying, "Anytime they lead after a period, they win the playoff game." [06:06] This revelation sparks a discussion about the team's consistency and strategic gameplay.
Notable Quotes:
Superstitions and Good Luck Charms
A recurring theme in the discussion is the role of superstitions and personal rituals in influencing game outcomes. The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their own "good luck" practices that seemingly coincide with the Panthers' success.
Tony's Good Luck Ritual: Tony narrates how stepping away during a critical moment led to multiple goals being scored by the Panthers. "Because yesterday, I was locked in on the game... I was not watching, right? So I was watching the first period. Bam, bam, bam." [14:10]
Dan's Bathroom Strategy: Dan recounts staying in the bathroom during a pivotal comeback, observing, "I stayed in that bathroom." [15:44] He marvels at the timing of the goals, suggesting a mystical connection between his absence and the team's performance.
Notable Quotes:
Team Dynamics and Player Performance
The episode delves into the intricate dynamics of the Panthers' team, highlighting key players and their impact on the game's outcome.
Marshand and Marchand: Stugotz praises the acquisitions made by GM Bill Zito, emphasizing the importance of players like Marshand and Brad Marchand. "They lead the way to a game seven road win." [22:34] Greg adds, "Another goal from Greer. Another unlikely goal scorer." [03:41]
Defense Excellence: The hosts commend the defensive strategies, noting, "Barkov and Reinhardt were actually really good in this series defensively. Like they didn't put up stats scoring." [11:20] This underscores the balanced approach of the team, combining offensive prowess with strong defensive play.
Notable Quotes:
Historical Context and Record-Breaking Moments
The hosts draw parallels between the Panthers' current performance and historical hockey moments, emphasizing the rarity and significance of their achievements.
Largest Margin Loss: Stugotz highlights, "That's tied for the previous record. They've been playing hockey a long time. You do not lose game seven at home that way." [18:16] This comparison underscores the magnitude of the Panthers' comeback and victory.
Historical Comparisons: Chris Cody references the 2002 Western Conference Finals, noting, "The Avalanche lost to the Red Wings seven to nothing. Game seven." [25:11] This serves to illustrate the exceptional nature of the Panthers' performance.
Notable Quotes:
Host Interactions and Banter
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the lively interactions and playful ribbing among the hosts, adding a layer of humor and camaraderie to the discussion.
Stugotz and Roy's "I Told You So": The dynamic tension between Stugotz and Roy revolves around Roy's tendency to say "I told you so" regarding the Panthers' wins. Stugotz critiques Roy's approach, stating, "Nobody likes that guy. Like all you've got by way of hello is I told you so." [05:11]
Tony's Role as the Good Luck Charm: Tony's stories about his rituals earn him the title of the show's "good luck charm," leading to light-hearted teasing from Stugotz. "Do you guys have an assortment of questions to ask Tony?" [34:02]
Notable Quotes:
Critique of Opposing Teams and Personal Opinions
The episode doesn't shy away from critiquing rival teams and expressing strong opinions about their performances and strategies.
Toronto Maple Leafs: The Maple Leafs are portrayed negatively, with Stugotz asserting, "nobody likes that team. They are the murderers of fun." [25:53] The hosts discuss the Leafs' consistent losses in high-stakes games, emphasizing the Panthers' dominance over them.
Mike Ryan's Take: While Mike Ryan doesn't participate extensively in this segment, his comments are interspersed, particularly during ad reads, showing minimal influence on the main discussions.
Notable Quotes:
Listener Engagement and Personal Stories
The hosts share stories from listeners and their own experiences, enhancing the relatability of the discussion.
John's Story: Dan mentions a listener, John, who texted him about keeping his daughter in bed during the game, coinciding with three Panthers goals. "Thank you, John, for your service." [14:50]
Zaslow's Observation: Zaslow recounts an incident where a fan dramatically leaves the game applauding or reacting to goals, adding to the colorful narratives surrounding the Panthers' fanbase. "He walks out with everybody staring at him in shock." [10:50]
Notable Quotes:
Technical and Strategic Insights
The hosts provide in-depth analysis of the Panthers' strategies, drawing from their knowledge and statistical data to support their observations.
Shot Attempts and Efficiency: Stugotz cites a staggering statistic, "75 shot attempts are the most allowed by any team season through two periods, regular season, and playoffs." [38:16] This demonstrates the Panthers' aggressive offensive strategy.
Penalty Analysis: Discussions about penalties and their impact on the game, such as Mikola's aggressive style leading to near-injuries, illustrate the high-stakes environment of playoff hockey.
Notable Quotes:
Criticism of Competitors and Host Roles
The conversation also touches upon criticisms of other shows and personalities within the sports media landscape.
Pardon the Interruption Critique: Stugotz mocks Bill Simmons and Tony Kornheiser's show, suggesting it's filled with outdated perspectives. "They shouldn't be called 'pardon the interruption' anymore. It should just be, 'I got that right, right.'" [05:11]
Roy's Persona: Roy is often portrayed as the "I told you so" guy, leading to playful antagonism from Stugotz. "Nobody likes that guy. Like all you've got by way of hello is I told you so." [05:11]
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion
The episode concludes with reflections on the Panthers' historic performance, the hosts' personal engagements, and a humorous take on the show's future endeavors. Stugotz expresses a commitment to maintaining the show's high energy and engaging content, despite playful jabs and internal critiques. The camaraderie between the hosts remains evident, balancing serious analysis with lighthearted banter, ensuring that listeners are both informed and entertained.
Final Thoughts:
Notable Quotes:
Takeaway
Local Hour: Those Losers Are Gonna Lose offers a comprehensive and engaging discourse on the Florida Panthers' pivotal playoff performance. Through a blend of statistical analysis, personal anecdotes, and spirited host interactions, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz provide listeners with a multifaceted perspective on the team's strategies, player dynamics, and the broader implications for the sports landscape. The episode serves as both an informative and entertaining deep dive into one of hockey's most exciting narratives, making it a must-listen for fans eager to stay updated and entertained.