Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right

Summary

Summary of "Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right"

Episode Information:

• Title: Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right
• Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
• Release Date: February 12, 2025
• Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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1. Show Dynamics and Audience Engagement

[01:12 – 02:56]

Stugotz opens the episode with a candid critique of the show's current audience interaction segments. He expresses disappointment over the quality of listener contributions, suggesting that recent attempts to engage the audience have fallen short compared to earlier, more vibrant interactions.

• Stugotz [02:03]: “A lot of people listening to this can hear the privilege in. I never keep change.”

He laments the shift from a strong connection with the audience to what he describes as "a never ending river of shit takes," highlighting frustration with the current state of listener engagement.

• Stugotz [02:56]: “The audience we had was.”

2. Internal Conflict: Microphone Sabotage

[05:55 – 07:24]

The conversation takes a personal turn as Stugotz confronts Tony about a malfunctioning microphone, insinuating deliberate sabotage upon Tony’s return from paternity leave. This segment reveals underlying tensions between the hosts.

• Stugotz [05:55]: “Billy in spirit has already sabotaged today's show.”

Tony and Billy attempt to defend themselves, but Stugotz remains resolute, emphasizing the strain these internal conflicts have placed on the show's operations.

3. The Penny Debate: Cost vs. Value

[07:04 – 13:34]

A significant portion of the episode centers around the discussion of eliminating the penny in U.S. currency, inspired by former President Donald Trump's stance. The hosts delve into the economic implications of removing the penny, debating whether coins like pennies and nickels are cost-effective or merely represent inefficient government spending.

• Stugotz [08:24]: “If it costs more to make the penny than to have a penny than the value of the penny. That's inefficiency.”

• Tony [08:52]: “I am good with no more pennies. Yes. That is ridiculous.”

The discussion highlights the argument that producing smaller denominations like pennies and nickels may cost more than their actual monetary value, questioning the practicality of their continued circulation.

• Stugotz [12:35]: “Please tell me that it's what it costs to.”

4. Top Five Miami Smells Segment

[17:30 – 34:45]

After a month off for paternity leave, Tony introduces his new segment, "Top Five Miami Smells." This humorous segment lists and discusses various distinctive Miami scents, blending nostalgic and local cultural references.

• Tony [22:20]: “Cocaine.”

• Billy [26:10]: “The recently baked Cuban bread.”

The segment includes playful banter and mispronunciations, adding comedic value and local flavor to the show. The hosts explore smells that are uniquely tied to Miami, emphasizing their cultural significance and personal anecdotes.

5. Sports Commentary: Jalen Hurts and the Super Bowl

[35:00 – 47:01]

A substantial discussion revolves around Jalen Hurts, his leadership with the Philadelphia Eagles, and his Super Bowl performance against Patrick Mahomes. The hosts express frustration over Hurts not receiving the recognition they believe he deserves despite his significant contributions.

• Tony [39:52]: “He's 25 years old and no one is celebrating Jalen Hurts.”

• Stugotz [42:15]: “It's about Mahomes. Chok underachieved.”

They analyze how Hurts’s multifaceted contributions were overshadowed by focus on the Chiefs’ performances and external distractions like celebrity interactions during the Super Bowl. The hosts argue that Hurts deserves more acknowledgment for his role in leading the Eagles to victory.

• Dan [44:42]: “If I'm drinking, if I see the ocean. Paper straw with you, that's how we mitigate this.”

6. Closing Remarks

[47:02 – 49:10]

As the show wraps up, the hosts continue their lighthearted interactions despite earlier tensions. They maintain their signature humor and camaraderie, providing a sense of closure to the episode.

• Stugotz [49:09]: “Yep.”

• Tony [49:09]: “That's my new favorite lip gloss from NYX Cosmetics.”

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Stugotz [02:56]: “The audience we had was.”
• Tony [08:52]: “I am good with no more pennies. Yes. That is ridiculous.”
• Stugotz [12:35]: “Please tell me that it's what it costs to.”
• Tony [22:20]: “Cocaine.”
• Tony [39:52]: “He's 25 years old and no one is celebrating Jalen Hurts.”
• Stugotz [42:15]: “It's about Mahomes. Chok underachieved.”

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Conclusion

In "Local Hour: Where Donald Trump Is Right," Dan Le Batard and Stugotz navigate through a mix of internal show dynamics, economic debates, lighthearted local segments, and in-depth sports analysis. The episode provides listeners with insightful commentary and entertaining banter, encapsulating the unique style and essence of the show. From critiquing audience engagement strategies to celebrating local Miami culture and spotlighting deserving sports figures like Jalen Hurts, this episode offers a comprehensive and engaging listening experience.

Transcript

[Dan LeBatard]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Chris Cody]

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[Stugatz]

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[Chris Cody]

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[Stugatz]

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[Dan LeBatard]

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[Tony]

Shadow Show.

[Stugatz]

Shadow Show.

[Tony]

Shadow Show.

[Stugatz]

Shadow Show.

[Tony]

Shadow Show.

[Stugatz]

Shadow Show. Shadow in it. Shadowing it. Deeply concerned. Chris, can you ask the people in the other room to shut up please?

[Roy]

Yeah, I'm on it.

[Stugatz]

That we've started and that they're really loud over there, having a lot of fun, not working because they can't wait to get into the chat and not work, get into the chat when the show starts and just fool around. I'm concerned for a reason. Okay.

[Tony]

Okay.

[Stugatz]

And I hate to hate to say this out loud for anybody to know it, but I would say that the most vibrant time in this show's history was when we had a connection with the audience that had them sort of competing on Clevver in a way that reached us during the show. Show. Okay.

[Tony]

Yep.

[Stugatz]

And a lot of people have been criticizing us for a while now about like, this show's not as good as it was. None of them are as good as they used to be. It's all suck. They're. They're suck. And I have found that when we try to sponsor something that then requests creativity of this audience, what we get to the take line, the bold take line is just a never ending river of shit from our audience. Like Cold Cuts one competing on Clevver. Like the Looks Like Game is the audience competing on Clevver. And we've opened up a phone number that has the four religious letters of Gotts in it. We purchased that.

[Tony]

Do better.

[Stugatz]

That's Expensive. Thank you're talking to the audience, right?

[Tony]

Of course I am.

[Stugatz]

The audience we had was. And I'm not, you know, I'm scared to admit this out loud in front of anyone. I hope no microphones are near us. To think that Jim Rome's audience might now be more clever than ours. Because I throw out a take line number where we buy the Gotts number, and all we get is a never ending river of shit from our audience. And then we have to sponsor it. Then have to go to the sponsor and tell the sponsor, hey, you want to sponsor this river of shit? That our listeners, the smartest in the land, the smartest in America, the smartest in sport, the smart. Our listeners are just going to produce a never ending river of shit takes.

[Dan LeBatard]

But you're insulting them, like, over the air. Like with Jim Rome, he says, like, have a take come strong. And it's always been that. That's been the edict from the very beginning. You just lazily toss out a number. So maybe you do need to come a little stronger, but without taking personal shots. And also the cold cuts one wasn't bad.

[Roy]

They are creepy.

[Stugatz]

Come a little stronger, have a take, come a little stronger.

[Tony]

Give some direction is what might come strong.

[Roy]

Throw in a couple phenomen.

[Dan LeBatard]

And he's got like a whole. Like, there's a cadence. Like, hey, Jim, thanks for the vine. Like, you need to establish a bond.

[Stugatz]

Okay. No, help me with this. Tony. Welcome back. Tony, your microphone broke. Welcome back. Good to see you. It broke into a thousand pieces.

[Tony]

Billy had to rig that.

[Stugatz]

I mean.

[Billy]

This is the Dan Levatar.

[Stugatz]

Show with the Stugats podcast. Welcome back, Tony.

[Billy]

Hey, Dan.

[Stugatz]

Thrilled to have you.

[Billy]

This thing, this is clearly sabotage. The reason why. I know it is sabotage.

[Tony]

It's Billy's.

[Billy]

It's Billy's. A and B. Your Honor, there is a obvious screw missing that connects both of these little arms to this thing, right? And that's how you tighten the bolt here. The screw's missing, dad.

[Stugatz]

All right, Tony, welcome back. Please. This is what I'm gonna ask you, okay? Because over the last four years, there are a number of ways that my resentments have sort of spilled out of me in ways that are unpleasant for. And what I am going to tell you now, and this is something I should have told you to your face in a private meeting a long time ago, but I have told you a couple of times, your movement in the back row since you got here with those microphones is always loudly noisier than anyone else who works for Us in terms of readjusting your microphone noisily. And so when you come in today after a month off and your first action is to grab a microphone and have it fall apart in your hands because Billy knew you'd come in and immediately be too handsy with a microphone. Because Billy's got the same ear the rest of us do, which is if there's a bad sound somewhere that someone's producing, we're gonna notice it. But if it's you, he's gonna notice it every time. And so that's an obvious act of sabotage there. And it succeeded. Billy in spirit has already sabotaged today's show.

[Billy]

It was an absolute booby trap. And Dan, I don't think I grabbed the mic any other way than everybody else does. Like, Mike does the same thing. We both stand. We both grabbed the mic. Like, I think that's something that you're.

[Roy]

Heavy handed with it.

[Stugatz]

I will say you're heavy handed with it. I will say I've also noticed it of Mike and I also haven't said anything to Mike because Mike's got a lot on his plate at the moment. You have been off for a month.

[Billy]

Mike has a lot on his plate at the moment. Like. Like, what are we talking about?

[Tony]

Tony has a baby.

[Stugatz]

I understand you, Daniel, I understand. Not needed to bring to work. He can.

[Billy]

I need a screw buddy.

[Stugatz]

Take care of that baby when you're on the baby's time. When you're on our time, don't grab the microphone.

[Billy]

But then why does Mike have so much, like, stuff that he's dealing with?

[Stugatz]

Right? Mike has so much stuff that he's dealing with because we're trying to carry a company during business development and we have some problems here because we've got to adjust to. Hey, it's just us these days and somebody just had a baby and Tony's going to be gone for a month. Tony, we need you. Every, every orifice of this company needs you. We need you over here in MMA hangout, but you got to go take care of a baby. How long should paternity be happening back?

[Billy]

Well, we get three months. Dan. I did a third of what I was allotted, so it should be. Tony think. Let me get the sound. No. To put it through the. No. Give me the screw. Taylor clearly doesn't know. He doesn't fix anything in his house. He's a guy that. He probably asked Mattley to come over and fix stuff for him. You know, they live in the same apartment building.

[Dan LeBatard]

Dude.

[Stugatz]

Tony, welcome back. Thank you. I Have a number of things that I want to talk to you about today. I have been waiting because I was told you were coming back today. I did want to talk about the MMA events of the weekend and just everything that's happening around MMA as Donald Trump and Joe Rogan are at the top of a community that when it was here in Miami, Stugac. I told you here recently, I felt very alone as a Cuban at wanting to watch the fights in Miami because what surrounded me was very welcoming to all things Trump and that has won in America and MMA continues to win. And Dana White is more powerful by leaps and bounds than he has ever been. So I want to talk to Tony about that stuff in a second. I also want to salute Donald Trump.

[Tony]

Hmm.

[Stugatz]

I don't think we need pennies either. That's a good idea. Yeah, I think.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, I got a low key with the paper straw thing.

[Stugatz]

What type of salute? I am telling you right now that if it costs more now, I don't know the consequences and repercussions of half baked ideas. So this may still be a half baked idea because I don't know the consequences of taking 99 cents out of a price and making it only nickels. Because now you, you're eliminating the making of the pennies. But it costs more to make the penny than it costs than the value of the penny. And we can all agree that that seems silly, right?

[Tony]

I am good with no more pennies. Yes. That is ridiculous. It is silly. I am good with no more pennies. I never take the pennies. When you give me change, I say keep the pennies.

[Stugatz]

Right? And so change.

[Roy]

You don't say keep the change.

[Tony]

Well, no, no, just the pennies.

[Stugatz]

No, he needs those nickels.

[Roy]

No one says that.

[Stugatz]

No one says that.

[Dan LeBatard]

Keep in mind, he'd give five grand if he won a $50,000.

[Roy]

So when it's 88 cents, they every nickel counts.

[Stugatz]

Wait a minute, so you really. Hold on, hold on.

[Dan LeBatard]

Five grand on a 50K?

[Roy]

You're making it difficult for them.

[Tony]

I know I am.

[Roy]

I mean, let him keep the dimes at least.

[Stugatz]

No, put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Juju, do you value pennies? Because I believe that Stugatz, while what he has just revealed feels wrong, it just feels wrong to have someone be handing you $0.88 or $0.86 and you saying keep the penny.

[Tony]

I mean, it's my penny. I'm giving it to you.

[Stugatz]

I know, but as. As a tip, right?

[Tony]

It's not a tip. I just don't want the penny. It's your penny.

[Stugatz]

But it is a tip.

[Tony]

I'm not tipping anyone.

[Stugatz]

It is, I mean, but it is a tip. It's a tip if you say keep the penny. Look, I don't know about you, but I, I tip grocers. Like if a cashier, I will let them keep the change.

[Tony]

Right?

[Stugatz]

And, but, but if it's a penny, I'm going to ask for it back because I don't want to insult that person by. For them to think that I'm only leaving them a penny. I'll put that in a jar, right?

[Tony]

You have a penny jar, huh?

[Stugatz]

No, if they, you don't have a penny jar, I'll put the penny in the jar that's next to the, you know, the register or whatever. But I, I will not hand someone a penny or say keep the penny. That's insulting, is it not?

[Dan LeBatard]

I mean, I just say keep the change.

[Roy]

Yeah, as, as humans do.

[Tony]

What if the change is $0.88?

[Dan LeBatard]

I always keep the change. I don't need any coins.

[Tony]

You know, you say that, know, nickels, dimes, quarter. You invested 85 cents and you did it every single day. And you did it since you were like 16 years old.

[Stugatz]

I could say that a lot of money, but I could say that of pennies. Pennies, man, how are you not listening to yourself?

[Tony]

I am listening to myself. I don't want pennies.

[Stugatz]

If you did this with pennies since you were 16 years old, you would have a good deal of money right now.

[Tony]

I do.

[Billy]

You wouldn't be here.

[Roy]

Do you ever get odd responses from the people at the grocery store? Cuz like, I have a. I've noticed if you try to tip somewhere where they don't normally tip, sometimes they give you, like, what? Keep the ch. Like keep the change. This is not, this is not a restaurant. I don't know. I just feel like you'd get an odd response sometimes.

[Tony]

It's your change, right? I don't want your change.

[Roy]

I know. Like they're working and they're like, okay, I'll keep it, I guess. This is weird.

[Stugatz]

I, I have not been prepared for a number of the things that have happened in America in recent years. Our different relationship with change, literal and otherwise, is something that is confounding to me. And this particular change on change, where I think many people listening to this can hear the privilege in. I never keep change. I just throw that off to the side. I think a lot of people listening to this are like, no, I keep the change. It has value. However, I might. I might stop you on a penny because I think this is a good trump idea. However, when I present to you, because anyone can agree with the simple math, I don't know what the consequences are of. It costs more to make a penny than to have a penny than the value of a penny. That's inefficiency. Come on, Elon Musk, help us fix the government and fix our inefficiencies. That's obviously inefficient. However, I ask you this, and I don't know the answer, but I hope that it's what I think it is. Please tell me that a nickel costs more to make than a nickel. A lot more to make than a nickel. Please tell me what it costs to.

[Dan LeBatard]

Make a nickel made out of actual nickel. I feel like an idiot for asking, but I haven't thought about why.

[Stugatz]

But. Right.

[Billy]

You might not like the answer to this, Dan.

[Stugatz]

No, what I'd like the answer to be is that it costs twice as much to make a nickel or three times as much to make a nickel as it costs to make a nickel. Ooh, 14 cents.

[Billy]

Oh, almost three times as much.

[Tony]

It hurts.

[Stugatz]

So now we're in a place where the nickel doesn't have any value either. So if you go down. This is a slippery slope.

[Dan LeBatard]

Well, the nickel is 75% copper, right?

[Tony]

What?

[Dan LeBatard]

That's 25 nickel.

[Tony]

Really? Huh.

[Roy]

Penny costs 3.7 cents to produce.

[Stugatz]

It'll all be dogecoin soon anyway, right?

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

Thank you, Jeremy. You're welcome.

[Tony]

Oh, he's right.

[Stugatz]

He is right.

[Roy]

I'm glad we're talking about the right parts.

[Billy]

Carry it on my person, you know?

[Stugatz]

Okay.

[Roy]

But the straws. He came out against the straws.

[Billy]

Huh?

[Dan LeBatard]

The straws are fine.

[Roy]

He should have said that earlier.

[Dan LeBatard]

Straws are fine. My executive order would be like if you're at a beachfront bar. Paper straws.

[Stugatz]

Yes.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay. Because then it can get.

[Roy]

If I can see the ocean. Yeah, I'm fine with the paper straws.

[Billy]

But if.

[Dan LeBatard]

If I'm like, come on. If I'm in Pembroke Pines.

[Roy]

If I'm in Weston. Yeah, get that paper straw out of my face.

[Dan LeBatard]

If we're in Davie, I'm sucking on that plastic straw.

[Stugatz]

There's only so much climate change stuff you guys will abide. And we're all hypocrites. And sometimes I don't recycle.

[Dan LeBatard]

Even your song is like, we're all going to die. We all know it. I mean, we can't put the toothpaste back in the bottle. You can only hope to mitigate it. So why don't we just start focusing on solutions?

[Roy]

Title of the episode where Donald Trump is right. You're worried about the turtles. How about me when I'm drinking this, like, paper that's disintegrated into my drink?

[Billy]

The chemicals in there.

[Dan LeBatard]

I. Yes. The one in a million turtle that gets a plastic straw up his nose is a tragedy, but so is me trying to suck down this frappe soggy ass straw.

[Stugatz]

I. I don't know where you do degrees and delineations on I won't wear a mask for you. And where freedoms get impinged on. Our selfishness. Killing sea turtles.

[Dan LeBatard]

I mean, come on. The odds of the straw. All right, look, matriculating through the ocean and getting lodged in the turtle's nose.

[Stugatz]

We're all in agreement that we've polluted the seas and have destroyed the earth. Yes. That we've already done that.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes.

[Stugatz]

Well, but I don't think everyone's in agreement on that. Because if you deny climate change, you're not in agreement on that.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, no, no. If I were running for president, I would not deny climate change at all. I'd say, wow, we really messed that up. Here's how we're gonna deal with it going forward.

[Stugatz]

Yeah, but that's not what we're presently doing.

[Dan LeBatard]

Solutions. We're gonna. American ingenuity. American ingenuity on, like, making sure that our towns don't get flooded.

[Stugatz]

Okay, but what it is that you're doing there, Mike, is all you're doing is, well, I'm already losing. So here we go. I'm going with you on a paper straw. And I get it. I don't know where to put the line on degrees, on creature comforts of living your life versus we're destroying the earth. But, you know, a bunch of homes just burned in Los Angeles and it's the beginning of the new normal.

[Dan LeBatard]

Nothing to do with the straws.

[Stugatz]

No, but you know what I'm saying.

[Billy]

Nothing to straws out of that.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Roy]

If I'm with Dan, we don't know that.

[Dan LeBatard]

If I'm drinking, if I see the ocean. Paper straw with you, that's how we mitigate this.

[Stugatz]

I'm not going to do climate change talk anymore.

[Tony]

You have rights in this segment.

[Stugatz]

In this segment. In this segment, I am going to move away from climate change talk.

[Roy]

Where are you moving?

[Stugatz]

Oh, I mean, there ain't red, white and blue line. There ain't anywhere safe. I've been looking, I've been Talking to climate scientists. Where? In Ireland? There ain't anywhere. What an emergency home in Colorado.

[Dan LeBatard]

They did tell us that Asheville was safe.

[Stugatz]

They did.

[Dan LeBatard]

They did.

[Stugatz]

Well, but the parts of Asheville I was looking at, they were safe. They were different part of Asheville. Well, it doesn't flood.

[Dan LeBatard]

Move down, Ballista. Orlando. Got my eyes on you. Or literally located. I can drink out of a plastic straw.

[Stugatz]

Yeah, Orlando. Orlando is alleged to be the safest place in Florida from all manner of things, but it flooded recently in a way that made me wonder whether Stan Van Gundy was going to live. So, like, really? Because I had Stan Van Gundy, you know, his house filling up with water, and then what are you gonna do?

[Dan LeBatard]

You do you, man, you're President Lee. You got beachfront. I'm worried about you.

[Tony]

What do you do?

[Dan LeBatard]

Which is why my plan is gonna build you a beautiful seawall with American.

[Stugatz]

Ingenuity before I get to Tony's return here and before I get to all the things with Sean Strickland and Dana White, because I have been wanting to talk about this. And when Tony comes in and I tell him I want to talk to him about it, he says, you know what, Dan? I'd prefer to talk about top five Miami smell.

[Tony]

Oh, wow.

[Stugatz]

And I'm like, that's what you've been doing with paternity leave. You've been off for a month and what you come back with is top five Miami smells.

[Tony]

It's a good use of time.

[Roy]

Color me intrigued.

[Billy]

Not only that, I've got that, which is very exciting, by the way. I've run it by a couple people that are Miamians and they've agreed with every single one of them. Okay, so that's one. I've also got new father observations if we want to get to those in homage to stugats.

[Tony]

Thank you.

[Billy]

That's fully baked, fully done, ready to go.

[Stugatz]

Really?

[Billy]

Yes, absolutely. And on top of that, I was raising a child, so I was doing a lot of stuff.

[Stugatz]

Well, welcome.

[Dan LeBatard]

I think we should have more man made lakes, folks.

[Roy]

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[Dan LeBatard]

Don LeBatard to U.S. residents.

[Tony]

Oh, wow.

[Stugatz]

That's pretty.

[Tony]

It's in there.

[Roy]

It's better.

[Dan LeBatard]

You think I haven't been practicing Stugats?

[Stugatz]

I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy projected by headquarters.

[Billy]

Toyota 441 Power Line Road second down to nine.

[Stugatz]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats. Welcome back, Tony. I like what you've been doing with MMA hangouts, so I'm gonna give you the room as part of welcoming you back. And because Billy sabotaged you, I'm gonna give you the floor here for Top five Miami Smells. Stugatz. The entire segment I've been talking. You've been talking to Chris and doing your own show with Chris laughing. What do you la.

[Tony]

Well, I was trying to feed Chris a line. I had a child. I mean, nailed it.

[Dan LeBatard]

You see what I mean?

[Tony]

Like, that's why I wanted you to do it.

[Dan LeBatard]

If there's gonna be more water, we just dig holes where there isn't water. And we put the water that is getting higher into those holes, therefore restoring balance.

[Roy]

How about we just drop plastic straws in the ocean less anyone thought of that?

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

Can you please Chris, Cody, give me whatever it is that we need for Tony's top five smells? Have you produced anything? Did Tony during the month off come back with imaging for his new segment Top 5 Miami Smells. Okay, Tony, I appreciate all your hard work. What is the baby's name?

[Billy]

Her name is El Rose. Dan, we're putting that out there.

[Stugatz]

Well, no, congratulations, because look, man, what's their social for those of you.

[Billy]

We just got it, by the way. Very exciting. Dan, when you get the little social card, it's so tiny.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, they're taking it away.

[Tony]

Oh, wow.

[Billy]

I have to remember this. For the rest, you gotta put that out on Social. More things to remember.

[Dan LeBatard]

Elon knows it.

[Stugatz]

Tony, like Amin, who connects with our audience from there because he was living in Bristol and doing ESPN things and overcoming illness to chase his dreams the way that his father in this town wanted to do all the things that we were doing and built a company to compete against ST in the sports radio world in South Florida. Tony leapt with us and overestimated his reach in thinking that at Freedom, we should bring him out with a feather bow and tell everybody, hey, everybody. Tony came with us too, but it's what he wanted. It's not what we gave him. Would have been funny after all.

[Roy]

Oh, a joke you were going after.

[Stugatz]

All of these years. After all of these years. He's got a. He's got a baby now and he has a child and it's called MMA Hangout, his most beloved child. It is not, by the way. It is not L. Rose. The real Elrose is the one that will bring him riches. The MMA Hangout, which has exploded in popularity because Tony is at the helm of building and hustling his way into. And his dad would be proud of this. Creating an entity and a thing that is his. And so I will go to him now and his expertise. Not on Strickland, not on Dana White, but on Top five Miami smells. Ola. Oli.

[Billy]

Dan. Cocaine.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

What does it smell like? I don't know.

[Dan LeBatard]

You don't know?

[Tony]

Oh, come on, Dan.

[Stugatz]

I don't know.

[Dan LeBatard]

I don't do it. I like the way it smells.

[Billy]

Told it's been bitter.

[Dan LeBatard]

It smells great.

[Billy]

Bitter experience. Oli. Number two. Not. Not all these smells are good.

[Stugatz]

Hold on, Juju, Put it on the poll. Do you know what cocaine smells like? Because bad cocaine, I couldn't describe it for you. I don't even know where to begin on what cocaine smells like. And so you guys laugh because you've clearly done cocaine.

[Dan LeBatard]

We've just smelt it.

[Tony]

That is reckless.

[Stugatz]

Well, okay.

[Roy]

I think you'd be surprised how little cocaine I've done.

[Stugatz]

Well, but. What?

[Dan LeBatard]

You'd be shocked about my number, Roy.

[Tony]

Shocked?

[Stugatz]

Roy? Yes, Roy.

[Roy]

A ton.

[Stugatz]

What does cocaine smell like?

[Dan LeBatard]

Dead plants.

[Stugatz]

What does it smell like, Jeremy? Strip clubs?

[Roy]

I don't know. Rubber.

[Dan LeBatard]

It depends on what it's cut with.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

Or so I've heard.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

So how many people here know what cocaine smells like? Stugats. What does cocaine smell like?

[Tony]

Good cocaine has no smell. The bad cocaine, it smells like urine. A bit.

[Billy]

I mean, the drywall.

[Dan LeBatard]

The drywall.

[Billy]

Urine.

[Stugatz]

I don't know what's real or what's true here.

[Tony]

But Mike told me it depends on what you're doing.

[Dan LeBatard]

The joke is that it's. You smell it, but you don't do it. But it's impossible to smell it and not do it. That was the joke and we say it on it. We got nothing for you.

[Billy]

Number four, Oli. Whatever.

[Stugatz]

Still on?

[Billy]

Yes. Oh, yes. But again, not every smell is going to be a good smell.

[Roy]

Robert says it smells like a mineral.

[Stugatz]

The IT guy.

[Dan LeBatard]

Perk.

[Stugatz]

Let's give him a. All right, fine. Give him a camera. Give him a mic.

[Dan LeBatard]

Fat Rob. What do you mean, like calcium?

[Stugatz]

Give him a. I'm going to go to the.

[Tony]

What do you want Robert to do? Smell cocaine.

[Dan LeBatard]

You're not doing it.

[Stugatz]

I'm going to ask him the question of what cocaine smells like.

[Roy]

Just repeat referencing him was joke enough.

[Billy]

The smell of the bathroom at the Orange Bowl.

[Stugatz]

That's a top smell.

[Billy]

It's a top smell of nostalgia.

[Tony]

Dan, you used to walk by the.

[Billy]

Orange bowl and you used to walk by the bath and be like, polarizing. But it reminds me of back home. Reminds me of a time that was. That was simpler, Dan.

[Stugatz]

That means top smell.

[Dan LeBatard]

The sense that's most tied to memory is smell. Exactly.

[Stugatz]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Tony]

It's Tony's list.

[Stugatz]

Okay, so you're making it a top smell because of memories?

[Dan LeBatard]

Because of. You smell it and it puts you back into a place you don't have. That's never happened to you? Like, oh, this is that perfume my wife wore that one time we. We had a magical evening in the French Riviera.

[Stugatz]

Yeah, it's a bad smell.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. Well, it was a bad night for the Florida Gators.

[Tony]

It's a bad smell that puts you in a good place.

[Billy]

Exactly.

[Stugatz]

Right.

[Billy]

Thank you, Stu.

[Stugatz]

Put it on the poll at LeBatard show. Does a bad smell ever put you in a good place, like cocaine?

[Dan LeBatard]

Depending on what it's cut with.

[Stugatz]

You said bad cocaine smells like urine, which I. What does bad cocaine do?

[Tony]

It gets you there just enough.

[Billy]

Another Oli. The salty smell. When your parents would roll down the windows after the toll to the Key Biscayne Bridge when you were going to fight.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, wow, that's a good one.

[Stugatz]

On the causeway.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, they lower all the wrecking back.

[Billy]

A car, and then all of a.

[Stugatz]

Sudden you're like, unbelievable.

[Billy]

Salty smell.

[Tony]

This is the wreck.

[Stugatz]

I'm not a landlubber anymore.

[Dan LeBatard]

Everyone thinks I do cocaine because of my character. I've never done it. But if it came in a pill form I would do it. Look, I was hooked on, like, 11 Red Bulls a day back in my day. But the whole thing about, like, snorting something, I can't do it. Especially if it's a paper straw.

[Billy]

Number number five, Dan, on the official list, when somebody in the neighborhood is doing a barbecue, but you can't really tell which house it is.

[Stugatz]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Dan LeBatard]

You're like, that's a good one.

[Billy]

Who's cooking? Who's grilling right now?

[Stugatz]

Neighbor.

[Billy]

No, you look over the fence. No, it's not him.

[Dan LeBatard]

And then you realize, I don't want to actually talk to my neighbor.

[Stugatz]

Oh, there he goes. Tony. I gotta be honest.

[Billy]

I'm nailing it, Right?

[Stugatz]

It's a good list so far. Yeah, it's a good. But it. And it's a distinctly. It's about to become a distinctly Miami list. If. If you're going over a bridge there and giving the locals. Local smells.

[Billy]

Local smells.

[Roy]

I gotta push back on that last one. Can't anyone, anywhere they live, be like, I walk outside my house, I smell barbecue in any neighborhood. Which house is that? I just don't know if that's the right one.

[Tony]

That's the one you're pushing back on. Not the orange bow.

[Billy]

Tell them, Dan.

[Stugatz]

You know what, though?

[Dan LeBatard]

That's a plantation guy right there.

[Stugatz]

That is a plantation guy. Yeah.

[Roy]

I've also smelt barbecue.

[Dan LeBatard]

We're talking about roasted pigs.

[Stugatz]

You don't understand what you're talking about. Roy's talking about.

[Tony]

Don't.

[Stugatz]

No, you don't, because Roy's talking about one kind of barbecue. And Tony's also doing lechon.

[Roy]

I know, the pig roast.

[Stugatz]

Yeah, Tony. But Tony's also doing, like, Latin cuisine. It's not just barbecue. It's barbecue that brings back ethnicity. Like, it's not. It's not just a random barbecue. Barbecue.

[Roy]

My parents go to a pig roast in Davey.

[Stugatz]

No, it smells Hispanic.

[Roy]

I know you guys think everyone thinks their thing is the coolest thing. It's not the coolest thing.

[Stugatz]

It's just the smell.

[Roy]

You know what? You're right. You guys are the only ones that have barbecue.

[Tony]

Chris. Yes.

[Stugatz]

It's. It's pork. It's this.

[Roy]

I know what it is.

[Tony]

A big box in Broward. We're not grilling pork.

[Roy]

When it's done, you pick the skin off.

[Tony]

I know. We're doing it in Palm Beach County.

[Stugatz]

Hold on a second. I'm gonna. I'm Culturally. Culturally, I'm going to explain something to you guys, and there is a difference between the date and Broward line. And there's different. There is a very specific thing that Tony is talking about here when he's talking about Latin culture that I'm about to explain to you. I imagine that Tony Kornheiser, in his life, has smelled barbecue in the neighborhood, right?

[Tony]

Yep. Yep.

[Stugatz]

Tony Kornheiser, when he was doing Monday Night Football, came to do a Monday Night Football game in Miami, and he was afraid to fly. So the Monday Night Football bus comes into a very small Latin neighborhood where the people out back are cooking a pig in a box. Okay, Tony Kornheiser, who would tell you that he knows the smell of barbecue, would say that when he walked into this home, the smell of barbecue was better than any he had ever seen. And also that he'll never forget it, because he was horrified because we handed him the pig's head. And it was a triumphant cultural moment for him that he had not seen. Even though he would say, like you guys are saying, that we're all talking about the same kind of book. Barbecue. We are not.

[Tony]

Right?

[Stugatz]

Number four.

[Billy]

Four D. Oh, jeez.

[Tony]

I mean, I gotta tell you, when I think food, I think Tony Kornheiser. What are we doing here? I mean, Jesus.

[Billy]

Taylor, always helpful, gave me just being kind.

[Tony]

He was being polite.

[Billy]

Okay. Didn't even finish it. Cut the tape, buddy. Jeez.

[Tony]

Classic Billy the right way.

[Billy]

There we go. Attaboy. All right. Yeah. Number four.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Billy]

A fresh, fresh, freshly made cafecoano.

[Roy]

Now, that Davey doesn't have.

[Billy]

Now, that could be at the house.

[Tony]

Same with Palm beach county, right?

[Billy]

That could be at the house. You make it on the stovetop at your house, your grandma will make it. Your mom would make it. You get the pumita. You're there mixing it, Right? Or if you're at the bakery, all of a sudden, you open the door, Boom. It hits you. But it also hits you with the combination of number three, the smell of freshly baked Cuban bread.

[Roy]

See, I am so ill.

[Tony]

Excellent.

[Billy]

You open that door of the bakery, and it's like, oh, is that cafe?

[Roy]

Yes, that's my cocaine.

[Billy]

Ah, the freshly baked Cuban bread. Dan. Number three.

[Stugatz]

If. If I may put some steaks on this for a second.

[Dan LeBatard]

I love talking about barbecue over here.

[Stugatz]

It's delicious. We are two away from this being the best top five list that's ever been done here.

[Tony]

Wow.

[Stugatz]

Right? Right now, we are trending that this Tony is on pace to score more than has ever been scored in a top five game.

[Tony]

Even with the Orange bowl, huh?

[Stugatz]

Even with the Smell of urine. And even with the smell of cocaine and cocaine that smells like urine.

[Tony]

Wow.

[Billy]

Number two, Christmas. When it's a little chilly in Miami. Me, right? And you're there, you're outside. Maybe you're grilling a little bit, Hanging out with the family outside, Just enjoying the nice 60 degree weather we have for the first time in nine months.

[Stugatz]

The last month has been really nice.

[Billy]

It has been. And then all of a sudden. Is that a. Is that a bonfire? A bonfire coming from Chrome Avenue? What are they burning over there? What do they burn over on Chrome Avenue? All of a sudden it's wafting over and it's like. I. I don't know where the bonfire is coming from. I know it's coming from chrome, but how did it make it all the way over here? And what the smell? With a little chili. You got this.

[Stugatz]

Gotta be a cold night.

[Billy]

It's a cold night. It has to be a cold night. Because if it's a warm night, then we're a. Chrome's on fire. But if it's not, if it's a chilly night, you know, people are doing bonfires.

[Dan LeBatard]

And you make it a Miller time too.

[Stugatz]

Oh, gosh, I gotta. I gotta be honest, that one's a little high.

[Tony]

Really?

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, you're the one that attached steaks.

[Tony]

Are you saying you're the only one who has bonfires?

[Billy]

No, no, I'm saying that's why it's a little high. I'm saying the bonfires are coming from Chrome.

[Tony]

Right?

[Billy]

That's where it's a different.

[Stugatz]

It's a. You're saying it's different when it's coming from chrome?

[Billy]

Exactly. Right.

[Stugatz]

The way it smells.

[Billy]

The bonfire, number one, huh? This is the one that really kickstarted the entire list.

[Roy]

No pressure.

[Tony]

This is big, Tony.

[Billy]

No, this is huge. And everybody's going to agree with this, okay? When you start walking, you get out of your car, okay, and you start walking towards a familiar sign and you start smelling. Oh, they're making chicken tenders in there. The publix chicken tender smell that wafts out of that publix when they're cooking the chicken tenders early in the morning is a smell that is uniquely, uniquely Miami. And I love it. It's my number one smell. I mean, publix chicken tenders being.

[Roy]

Broward has publix.

[Tony]

So does Palm Beach.

[Stugatz]

Everyone's got chicken tenders.

[Billy]

No, not the list.

[Roy]

Sticks on it. And you farted.

[Stugatz]

The list fell apart.

[Tony]

It really did.

[Dan LeBatard]

I mean, seriously. Seriously.

[Stugatz]

A rapers, a rapist.

[Billy]

From the street vendors.

[Stugatz]

A rapist.

[Dan LeBatard]

Arepas. Arepas. You're gonna need to hold on a minute.

[Billy]

What happened? That's not my list. That's not my list.

[Stugatz]

No. Roy, Roy, Roy. Why?

[Dan LeBatard]

You said a rapist.

[Tony]

He heard it the same way.

[Billy]

I don't know how that's connected.

[Dan LeBatard]

He said a rapist.

[Roy]

I think he said a rape.

[Dan LeBatard]

You said a rapist and then a raper to correct yourself. Okay, Should I roll my tongue on that one? Yeah. Yeah.

[Stugatz]

I don't think I can do that.

[Roy]

Roll that thing.

[Dan LeBatard]

I don't. Roll it. I say arepas.

[Tony]

Arepas.

[Roy]

Nailed it.

[Billy]

Okay.

[Tony]

Roy.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes, Dan.

[Stugatz]

You. You have lived in South Florida, Roy, all your life, huh? That's correct.

[Tony]

Were you asking.

[Stugatz]

Confirmation? Surrounded by Hispanic people at work every day. Rapers. The word arepas. You just clearly called them a rapist. I did not. I got an excuse here.

[Billy]

I'm wearing clear aligners.

[Tony]

Ah, well done. So understandable.

[Dan LeBatard]

That's the first time he's used that excuse, too. I believe him.

[Tony]

Yep.

[Billy]

Pull it out and say it again.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

Do you want to try again? We're gonna give you the room. Nobody pulled him out. No, you really pulled him out. Nobody say it again. Nobody say the word again. Roy. Try again. To say the delicious corn and cheese magical melted treat that is is the arepa killed.

[Tony]

It sound like.

[Stugatz]

Did you hear?

[Dan LeBatard]

He was so a rapist that we comedically couldn't do anything with it. Like, what's our boy doing here?

[Billy]

How could you do anything with that?

[Roy]

That last one sounded like a raper with some flair.

[Stugatz]

A raper.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. That's the other A At the end.

[Stugatz]

There isn't. There literally is an A.

[Dan LeBatard]

Hard A. There's a hard ra at the end.

[Billy]

There's no R. At the end, there's no.

[Stugatz]

There's a hard.

[Billy]

Yes.

[Dan LeBatard]

Parappa. The raper.

[Stugatz]

What I'm going to tell you, Roy, Look, I was thinking of delicious, melty, mouthwatering treats, and only because you originally said and brought my mind to a rapist, did it then become something that was even worse and funnier while saying the same thing, which is a raper, which is what you said when trying to correct a rape rapist.

[Dan LeBatard]

All right.

[Stugatz]

I also said street vendor after that, so. All right, Chris says he's got the sound. Everyone stand back, everyone. Roy, be quiet for a second. Roy, Everyone. Roy, just everyone be quiet.

[Tony]

Yes.

[Stugatz]

I would like to go back to the moment, how you've lived here all your life. Yeah. Surrounded by Hispanic people.

[Dan LeBatard]

Well, actually, this. These neighborhoods are segregated so not really.

[Stugatz]

Okay. But it works. Surrounded by Hispanic people. People. Yeah. Like always.

[Dan LeBatard]

You casually holding your teeth.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Stugatz]

Okay. I want you. I'm not going to put on the console. Do me a favor.

[Roy]

I'll hold it.

[Stugatz]

Louis. Louis, please. Camera trained only on the face of Roy here. Okay. I want his facial reaction when I hear for the first time how it is or he sees for the first time how it is that he just said I the rapers.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, I understand how. How the clear liners can distort my.

[Tony]

Well done. Stay there, Roy.

[Stugatz]

Vocal, you know.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, it doesn't sound good.

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[Stugatz]

Don LeBatard Kermit the Frog here live.

[Dan LeBatard]

From Meadowlock Media Studios here in Miami. Stugats the Germans are advancing on France.

[Stugatz]

In World War II. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugach. I want to play some sound here. Not that sound anymore. No. Thank you for your contributions there. Stugat yesterday never got to get a takeoff that he badly wanted to get off post Super Bowl. He wanted to talk about Jalen Hurts and Jalen Hurts. If you're going to ascend the ladder on maybe this quarterback is the reason they win. Winning is a quarterback stat. It is how we give fame. If you are a winner. He just beat the winner of the winners. Who was going to repeat place? Tom Brady. Who is Jalen Hurts now as he flies into stardom as the fifth or sixth best player on his offense and a guy who would win super bowl mvp. And yet still all of us would watch that game and still say, yeah, Kansas City's got the better quarterback. Like I know.

[Tony]

Well that's the weird thing. To me it's like Jalen Hurts won because the offensive line is good. The defensive line is good, his wide receivers are good. Good. His running back is great. He went to a Super bowl two years ago with Miles Sanders as his running back. This is a guy who checks all the boxes in terms of things you want from your athlete and he doesn't seem to be getting any of the credit. He has been through all the adversity. He had to leave Alabama after winning a national championship because it was to his turn and he had to go to Oklahoma and he didn't solve Hulk. He went to Oklahoma and made himself better. Drafted in the second round, makes it to two Super Bowls, one of Super Bowls Super Bowl MVP. He's 25 years old and no one is celebrating Jalen Hurts. And to me that is odd because what do we do when a team wins a Super Bowl? We usually celebrate that team's quarterback. I have Found it interesting that we're making more excuses as to why Patrick Mahomes didn't win the super bowl then giving credit to Jalen Hurts for actually winning the Super Bowl.

[Stugatz]

So this. This part is super interesting to me. And not a lot about this stuff is usually in what we've made of sports, where after losses, all of us are yelling and screaming about who's to blame, often about a call here and there, this little move here. But now what you've got off the game is we were just denied a historic. That football dynasty has never existed. There's never been something that wins three times in a row. And America delighted so much in its demise, in the demise of excellence, that Philadelphia winning pales compared to Kansas City losing. Because we're in blame culture, man. And this was about Taylor Swift and Kelce and can I laugh at his outfit? And can I boo Taylor Swift and somebody else gets to win. And this team that has represented America for three years in the power sport made us forget Brady Quick. Or I. I shouldn't say forget Brady Quick, but I just saw in one game, Stugot. I saw the television coverage go from Ken Mahomes be better than Brady after this to Mahomes loses that way. And then the television coverage is. That has gone out the window. Right. Mahomes will never be Brady because that loss, Brady would have never lost like that.

[Tony]

Yes.

[Stugatz]

The whole story becomes about Kansas City loss, not Philadelphia one. Except in Philadelphia, where. Where Philadelphia can celebrate that it's got a beast of a football team.

[Tony]

But that is odd to me, the fact that that's where we decided to go as a nation, as a country. And we're not addressing Jalen Hurts at all like Jalen Hurts changes game. I know Jalen Hurts can win that team a Super bowl because he almost did it by throwing the football two years ago. But he was willing to say, hey, you know what? We have Saquon. We have a great offensive line. When you need me to throw it, I'll throw it. But in the meantime, we're going to change our game and we're going to run our way to a Super bowl. And is giving this guy credit for doing all the right things his entire career, college and professional, because we're making fun of the Chiefs. I agree with you.

[Stugatz]

It's.

[Dan LeBatard]

I think this is a paper straw man. I really do. I really do. I mean.

[Stugatz]

Well, hold on a second. Let me get that for you. Then I gotta find it. Thank you. I'm sorry, straw man.

[Dan LeBatard]

Jalen Hurts had a Produced super bowl commercial by Jordan Brand in that he is the the face of a football Brand, his airness hand picked him. He's in Disney World. He, he's played well now in two Super Bowls against the Kansas City Chiefs. He made a bomb ass throw. Probably the throw of that game. He wasn't limited. He, he came in. There were some critics saying that this guy is not the most spectacular guy on his own offense. And it's by a wide gulf he was the best player on that offense in that game. And I think, think quite honestly, yeah, the nature of social media is to make fun of the loser. But I think the main takeaway from what I sampled across the nation was God damn, that defensive line from Philadelphia was really good. And everybody was giving them credit because everybody was taken aback. We don't see Kansas City dominated like that over the course of this entire run. We've never seen that. So Philadelphia got plenty of credit, I think.

[Billy]

And I think credit to Jalen Hurts because he's been at. He's had to change his game so many times from the college level level to the pro level where it was like, all right, we know you can't throw the ball. You can only run to all of a sudden, wait a second, like he can start throwing the ball now. Now they changed their entire identity offensively. Now we have Saquon Barkley. We're going to run the piss out of the ball. And yet continues to make great throws. The throat he had AJ Brown to start the game was incredible. Dropped it completely in a bucket. Got called back. Then he had to throw Devontae Smith like he's shown you his progression as a quarterback from his time in Alabama to now winning Super Bowl.

[Dan LeBatard]

The. The Jordan Brand commercial was like, what are you going to say now? If I told you the Kansas City defense would do that good a job against Saquon Barkley headed into that game. Tell you nothing about what has happened on the other side of the ball. You're like, okay, Eagles probably lose that game if you bottle up Saquon Barkley. If they have to count on Jalen Hurts to win that game, they did and they won easily.

[Billy]

Do you think Jalen Hurts keeps his pennies?

[Roy]

H. I want to play a sound here. Jalen Hurts did the Disney thing. He had to go to Disney World. He must have been so exhausted. And I know that Jalen Hurts isn't the most exciting talker, but he gives this ESPN tik tok social media person as little as I've ever heard anyone give Anyone in an interview.

[Dan LeBatard]

How many unread text messages do you.

[Stugatz]

Have after winning the Super Bowl? I'm not sure.

[Tony]

I don't.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm not sure.

[Stugatz]

When was the last time you were starstruck? Funniest thing a fan has ever said to you during a game.

[Dan LeBatard]

This one. What's a classic movie you've never seen?

[Stugatz]

If I've never seen it, how am.

[Dan LeBatard]

I supposed to know?

[Stugatz]

NFL player. You know, could the average person run.

[Dan LeBatard]

For one yard in an NFL game.

[Stugatz]

If they had 10 tries?

[Billy]

I'm sure a wise coach can make it happen.

[Stugatz]

Your iPhone wallpaper was the last super.

[Dan LeBatard]

Bowl game that you played in.

[Stugatz]

Have you changed it yet? I got no plans. It's just.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's just a wallpaper.

[Roy]

The only thing he answered there. Who's your funniest teammate? Lane Johnson. Every other answer, I don't know. I don't know, don't know, haven't changed.

[Dan LeBatard]

Sneaky big eyebrows on Jalen Hurts. Why is he dressed like the Joker? Going to the art museum.

[Stugatz]

Disney World is in the background there as he just gives you. His only job right now as he arrives at stardom is to give the people some personality. He's not going to. Right. He's a great. He's a great leader, but he's going to fall in line on quarterbacks who don't bring any kind of controversy anywhere near the huddle and don't reveal very much of themselves to anybody. But.

[Tony]

So he's too boring. That's why we're not celebrating. Jalen hurts.

[Stugatz]

Wait a minute. I. No, no, but hold on a second, though, right? Because we're all in agreement. We can diminish whatever the accomplishment was if you want. I can. When Mike says he was the best player that day. No, he wasn't. Saquon Barkley's the best player on their offense. Kansas City stopped him, and it afforded Jalen Hurts an assortment of opportunities that he wouldn't have had if Saquon Barkley hadn't been the running back.

[Dan LeBatard]

That's the MVP taking those flowers right away from him. Look at this guy.

[Stugatz]

I know.

[Tony]

That's what I'm saying. He had those opportunities two years ago. He outplayed Patrick Mahomes in a Super Bowl.

[Stugatz]

That is correct. And it becomes about Mahomes. Chok underachieved. It's not what Jalen Hurts did. It's that it was 10 nothing. And then Mahomes throws the interception. It's 10 nothing. And then all of a sudden, Mahomes throws another interception and we're also in the place where we're wondering, as Travis Kelsey and him don't look right. We haven't seen this for three years. Oh, do they realize that they don't have a chance? Have they come to the realization that they're sitting in the middle of the super bowl going in at halftime? And it's like, we got 23 yards in the first half. What's that? They've got 24 points and should have more. Like they've. And so they're sitting in and it's the halftime show and Kendrick Lamar and they're just sitting in it. It's like, oh, it's all over. Yeah. There will be no comebacks. Yeah. What happened in Houston when we were down 24? Nothing. That's not our team.

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[Stugatz]

Yep.

[Chris Cody]

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