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Billy Gill
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Mikey A
God bless football. Mikey, eh?
Stugotz
God bless football. Stugotts.
Billy Gill
It was an exciting week. We are live here in Scottsdale, Arizona at the DraftKings sportsbook, courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff. It was a great weekend of football, except for the 4 o'clock games. We'll get to those in just a second. But the 1 o'clock, they were fine.
Mikey A
4 o'clock. Bird gang.
Stugotz
Stop it.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah. You're still doing that big one for the Bird gang?
Billy Gill
Okay, but all the Cardinal fans left. You're still doing the Bird Gang thing?
Mikey A
What do you mean all the Cardinals fans left? There's still one right here. Bird gang.
Billy Gill
Cardinals are good, huh?
Mikey A
Yeah. That's what I've been trying to tell you all season. You guys. Listen.
Stugotz
Where's your Bears hat?
Billy Gill
What? Where's your Dolphin lid?
Mikey A
What they play tonight? Dolphins. Big one.
Billy Gill
Oh, yes.
Mikey A
I'm nervous.
Billy Gill
Why?
Stugotz
The BBBBBBBBBBBBBB.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
The BBBB's. Today is going to feature the Dolphins. And I don't like. I don't like betting on my own teams and I don't like my team playing on Monday Night Football. That's a whole nother thing. But we'll get to that. Bbb. BBS later.
Billy Gill
But what are you nervous about? Just the picks or the game in general? Because the Dolphins are playing a very hot Rams team who's getting healthy. What are.
Mikey A
We'll get to that later. I just. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous about the Dolphins. I don't like having to wait around on a Monday to watch it. It's just a whole. It's a whole thing.
Billy Gill
Right. Yeah, I understand.
Mikey A
By the way, we had bonus BB BBs.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we did.
Mikey A
And you did well during the live show that we did just here, you.
Billy Gill
Were two and one.
Mikey A
Two and one. Three yards by three yards.
Stugotz
Three yards from a three. Zero.
Mikey A
Hate it.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Hate it. But I'll take it. 27 and 13 on the air.
Billy Gill
The small way you were rooting for Breeze hall, you needed like 4 yards, whatever it was. Yeah. You experienced for a minute what it was like to be a Jet fan.
Stugotz
Getting let down despite being so close.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Billy.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
We had a little skirmish on the sidelines.
Mikey A
A little incident. Yeah. What is that about?
Billy Gill
It's the rare skirmish for a team that won the football game.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Yeah. But I don't think that sometimes you have like these skirmishes and you have like these little dust ups and then like it galvanizes the team and they all come together. I don't know that that's necessarily how it goes when one teammate chokes the other one on the sidelines.
Billy Gill
It was interesting. So it was in the San Francisco game. San Francisco and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the bucks have lost four straight now, and I think they've lost those four games by a combined like 20 points. They're in every football game. They don't win all of them, but Baker Mayfield has them in just about every game.
Mikey A
I don't know how, by the way, with how injured they are. He has no weapons. He's gotten. And that's it.
Billy Gill
Well, Mike Evans is hurt, but you're.
Stugotz
Right, so is Chris Godwin.
Billy Gill
Yeah, Godwin's her.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
But anyway, Moody the kicker for San Francisco came off the field after missing his third field goal of the day. And who was there to greet him? Deebo Samuel. And not greet him like with anything.
Mikey A
Positive, like, we got you.
Billy Gill
Go back out to your back, right? You got the next one. This was getting in the kicker's face. So much so that the long snapper had to get between Debo Samuel and Moody the kicker. Now I keep calling him Moody the kicker because I don't know his first name.
Stugotz
Jake.
Billy Gill
Jake Moody. Thank you very much. So Debo was there to greet him in a foul Moody as he came off the field. So I'm going to keep making that joke, Billy, whether you like it or not. He was in a foul Moody and he picked on a kicker. And I got news for you. Minutes later, after that skirmish, after choking the long snapper, all of them together celebrated a game winning field goal by Moody. And so you might say maybe Debo delivered the message that needed to be delivered and got the job done. I say no, pick on someone your own size. And Debo should not have celebrated what Moody did at the end of the game, which was win the game for San Francisco.
Stugotz
So are we supposed to believe now that the long snapper kicker relationship is the same as like the left tackle quarterback? Like, you don't go after my guy. Like, is that a thing?
Billy Gill
You don't go after a kicker?
Stugotz
Well, no, because it's, it's. They're tiny. They're not.
Mikey A
Is weird.
Stugotz
Like, go after Sebastian Janachowski, then we'll talk.
Mikey A
This should, this should come as no surprise to either of you, but I obviously had Moody in fantasy, not in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. If you want to participate, you can do. So are you going to DKNG Co/Sirnoff? No, this was my regular fantasy league, not my weekly one. And Rudy has been on my IR for weeks now. I don't know why I decided to stash a kicker on my ir, but I did.
Billy Gill
Well, because it opens up a roster spot. That's why you did it. You get a free pickup.
Mikey A
Yeah, but honestly, I could just add and drop kickers as it goes. It doesn't matter. But obviously I had Moody on my fantasy team, so.
Billy Gill
You're in a bad Moody.
Mikey A
I activated him this morning. I was like, okay, here we go. Back on track. Because the past couple of weeks, I've just had no kicker.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
All right, we're back on track. We're good now, but no, we were not good.
Billy Gill
How do you feel about Debo, who hasn't played in a couple of weeks because he's been injured, going after a kicker?
Mikey A
They won.
Stugotz
A kicker who was injured and just came back.
Billy Gill
A kicker who was injured just came back and then eventually won them the game. Now, if you're Debo, you take credit for it. You have to.
Mikey A
Do you?
Billy Gill
Yeah, I think you do.
Stugotz
Imagine kicker going up to Debo and being like, catch the ball, man.
Mikey A
Yeah, right.
Billy Gill
Can you imagine that?
Mikey A
Devo came out and just said, like, everything's fine, right?
Stugotz
Yeah, sure.
Billy Gill
Oh, yeah. Debo thinks everything. It's the kicker, right?
Mikey A
Yeah, everything's fine.
Billy Gill
The problem is the long snapper. That guy's big. He's big, Bill.
Mikey A
Is he?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Okay. Oh, not bigger than Debo, but I.
Billy Gill
Mean, just in general, how do you feel about a guy like Debo Samuel getting on a kicker? Because, I mean, I guess, listen, he's part of the team, but to Mikey A's point, that kicker would never dare tell Debo Samuel how to do his job, ever.
Mikey A
I would. I would very likely not go after him if I was a kicker.
Billy Gill
Yeah, you would not.
Mikey A
No. But also, if I was Debo, I'd probably be annoyed if the kickers missed three field goals and cost us a game even though they won the game. Right.
Billy Gill
I understand. Someone had to say it. Is that what you're saying, Debo? Volunteer?
Mikey A
I understand. I understand why it was said, hey, the Chiefs are still undefeated.
Billy Gill
I mean, Debo had five catches for 62 yards, so, I mean, how many drops? That's a good question. I have no idea.
Stugotz
That's the ones you got to pay.
Billy Gill
Attention to three rushes for 14 yards. He had 14 more yards rushing than the kicker. So anyway, what were you saying? The Chiefs.
Mikey A
Chiefs are undefeated. Good day for Chiefs Kingdom. Hey, I forgot we were part of Chiefs Kingdom.
Billy Gill
Also, I still get emails from the Chiefs, you know that.
Stugotz
Yeah, me too.
Billy Gill
Yeah. With ticket offers, with everything. It's only because I downloaded the ticket the night we went to ARR Stadium.
Mikey A
Hey, you know what occurred to me? So we're now 3.0when we go on this little tour. We were in Kansas City, the Chiefs won. We were in Chicago, the Bears won. Here we were in Arizona and the Cardinals won. Burger dang it.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugotz
Remind me when the next one is and who they're playing.
Mikey A
Yeah, next one is in Miami.
Stugotz
Uh huh. And who they playing?
Mikey A
Oh, they're playing the Jets.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah, that's another one.
Mikey A
Are you coming down for that one?
Billy Gill
No.
Mikey A
Come down. Come on, it'll be fun.
Billy Gill
I'm going to New York.
Mikey A
We'll talk December in Miami.
Billy Gill
I know, I live there.
Mikey A
Air is going to be crisp.
Billy Gill
You asked me if I was coming down.
Mikey A
No.
Stugotz
Don't you have just the longest commute as I would.
Mikey A
Yeah, I'm asking you if you're coming because I also. Yours is shorter. It's a trek for you as well.
Billy Gill
Yes, it is.
Mikey A
Dolphin Mall.
Billy Gill
Yes, it is. So some interesting games you had. The Steelers, man. The Steelers with Russell Wilson beating the Commanders by a single point. And then we'll get to Caleb Williams in a second. Because the Bears are looking at everything Matt Eberfluss said we're going to look at everything top to bottom. I suggest you take a look in the mirror. And I suggest it doesn't matter what you look at, you're not going to be the head coach next year. But the Steelers are interesting to me.
Mikey A
Because why do they keep Bever Fluss? I know that's not where you're going. Why do they keep him?
Billy Gill
So it's interesting because, Billy, they got rid of all their coordinators last year. If you rem replace them. And it was odd to keep the head coach and fire all the guys that he hired to be his coordinators. Especially when you consider that two years ago Jim Harbaugh wanted that job.
Mikey A
But you also know you're going to draft your franchise quarterback. Why would they give that to a coach that they don't have any faith in?
Stugotz
But that's. That's the. That's what they do. If you go back to Mitch Trubisky and then Justin Fields and now Caleb Williams. They hold a coach over for one more year, give him the rookie quarterback, and then when it doesn't work, they fire the coach and then they go to the. The quarterback in his second year here. Here's a whole new system. Why can't he fix it?
Mikey A
Exactly. They're not doing him any favors.
Billy Gill
They're not? No. It's a bad situation for him. Like he's going to be on his second head coach next year and in two years. And that's not good for a rookie quarterback. You know, with Jaden Daniels, it's interesting. The Bears have to be feeling miserable today. They just do. Well, I mean, they do. You have the number one overall pick and everyone's saying it's such a great quarterback draft and it looks like it's going to be a great quarterback draft, yet they took the wrong one and they had the first selection.
Mikey A
It's still early. I mean, I'm not ready to give up on Caleb. Are you?
Billy Gill
I'm not. I'm certainly not sold on Caleb. Am I ready to give up on him? No. But it's pretty obvious that Jaden Daniels is good. Bo Nicks is a lot better than people expected him to be. And Drake may maybe. Okay, I know, but Billy, I'll take whatever upside that over whatever it is with Caleb Williams. What they're still upside. Caleb has started every game. He hasn't played that well.
Stugotz
He has weapons like he has three receivers that Drake May would kill for that.
Billy Gill
Any team would. That any team would.
Mikey A
I'm not ready to give up on Caleb.
Billy Gill
I'm not saying I'm ready to give up on Caleb.
Mikey A
I'm so ready to bear down.
Billy Gill
I'm just talking about. I'm just talking about the feeling Chicago must have of here are five quarterbacks you have. You get to pick the first one. And they. I think if they had to do it again, knowing what they know now, Caleb would not be the first quarterback selected. They would take Jaden over. They would definitely take Jaden over. Over Caleb Williams.
Mikey A
They're also in a really tough division. Right. Not to make excuses for that. Yeah.
Stugotz
But they lost to a really bad opponent today.
Billy Gill
Well, at home. At home.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
By 16 points. He put up three points at home against the Patriots.
Mikey A
Well, he put up zero points. He didn't kick that field goal.
Billy Gill
You're right.
Stugotz
Debo might have something to say about that.
Billy Gill
Be mad if they be great if they missed the field goal. Cable. Caleb was mad at the kicker. We were.
Mikey A
We were joking while the game was going on when it was the. The 49ers and the Buccaneers. How. Like, we're saying how Baker's going to be out there and Baker's going to keep going for it no matter what. Like, they're not settling for a field goal. They winded up settling for a field goal and then lost on a field goal. But we were saying, like, if they're kicking a field goal, Baker's kicking that field goal. Like, Baker's not letting someone else get this ball. Baker will kick that field goal over his dead body. Yeah, exactly.
Billy Gill
You know what he doesn't do, though? He doesn't threaten the kicker when he comes off the field. Not Baker. Baker doesn't do that.
Mikey A
Baker, in these losses, I think, has still been pretty impressive. He's been great with what he's had to work with.
Billy Gill
He's been great.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
If I look at the stats, I'm certain he's leading the NFL in touchdown passes.
Mikey A
Yeah. Keep your head up, big dog, if you're listening.
Billy Gill
Why do you keep doing that? I'm checking out Baker right now.
Mikey A
By the way, in. In terms of the Steelers and the Commanders game that we were just talking about.
Billy Gill
Yeah. And by the way, Baker has 23 touchdowns. Burrow and Lamar Jackson have 24. Sorry.
Mikey A
The Steelers are making it harder and harder to question whether or not they're good.
Billy Gill
They're good.
Mikey A
It's because, like you saying, like, I don't know if they're actually that good or not, but they just keep winning.
Billy Gill
They do keep winning. They're well coached, they're well prepared. They're good.
Mikey A
Billy, I don't know. I don't know how far they're going to go in the playoffs, should they make the playoffs. But, I mean, they're not going to have a losing season, obviously.
Stugotz
Are they going to win the division? I mean, they haven't played the Ravens yet.
Billy Gill
I don't believe they're a half game up on the Ravens. Ravens had a bye week.
Mikey A
I don't think they're going to win the division.
Billy Gill
So they're 7 and 2. Ravens are 7 and 3, Bengals at 4 and 6. I take that back. The Ravens played Cincinnati on Thursday.
Mikey A
They play the Ravens next week.
Billy Gill
I'm just checking out the Steelers because I think defensively, they might be the best defensive team in the NFL. The Steelers are good. I know what you're saying, because typically with the Steelers, at least, you know, the last few years under Tomlin, it's been like 9 and 8. They, you know, they wheeze into the playoffs and then someone blows them out on wild card weekend. Yeah, I think this team is different, if that's where you're headed, because I think this team is actually good.
Mikey A
They play. They play the Ravens this week. So it'll be a test, I think, that we saw in. And it's going to sound ridiculous, but it's not. I think we saw with Russell Wilson in the play where he got them to jump off sides and clinch the game.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
And again, this sounds stupid to say out loud, but, like, that's why you have Russell Wilson.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugotz
Justin Fields doesn't get that offside.
Mikey A
I don't think so. I honestly don't.
Billy Gill
That was a cage event move.
Mikey A
I do think so.
Billy Gill
Russell Wilson knows how to draw people offside. It's why we got Aaron Rodgers. Mikey.
Mikey A
It's the most human. He looked, by the way, like him dancing when he was celebrating them drawing someone offsides. Like, wow, it was real. This is the guy that signed subs.
Billy Gill
Yeah, you're right. The Steelers, by the way, have the second best defense in the NFL. Yeah, I want you to think about that. They're giving up 16 points a game and now Russell Wilson's their quarterback and they're playing much better offensively. The Steelers are good. Billy. Hey, you know, 16 points a game. Russell, you're telling Russ, go out and score 17 and we win.
Mikey A
Russell Wilson gave you 17 points in a game.
Billy Gill
No, that Justin Fields cannot.
Mikey A
Occasionally he can get your 15 consistently.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but Russell can get you 17. Those two points are everything. Yeah. Difference between winning and losing.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
So are the Steelers good? Yes, I feel. I feel pretty confident.
Mikey A
It's hard to say that. You don't know. They just keep winning. I mean, I want to say I don't know, but they keep winning.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Stugotz
I still hope they get the Saturday afternoon first playoff game. You know, the one that nobody watches.
Mikey A
Yeah, the Saturday 4:00 game.
Billy Gill
Yeah, that's the.
Stugotz
Whatever that one is. That's the one I hope they get.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I don't think they're going to get it. I think they might get a buy. I mean, they have.
Stugotz
One team gets a buy.
Billy Gill
They have Baltimore at home coming up next.
Mikey A
Crazy.
Billy Gill
What do you mean?
Stugotz
Chiefs are 9 and 0 are going.
Mikey A
To get a buy?
Billy Gill
Oh, yeah. Only one team gets the buy.
Mikey A
When we come back, guys. When we come back.
Billy Gill
I don't know. Chiefs.
Mikey A
When we come back, winners and losers.
Stugotz
Oh, I got a good one.
Billy Gill
I got a loser.
Mikey A
I got a winner.
Stugotz
I got a. I got a loser.
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Mikey A
And we're back.
Billy Gill
We are.
Mikey A
I like doing this outside. I'm not going to lie.
Billy Gill
Well, I can tell because you stretch that out.
Mikey A
I was playing it up to you guys a little bit.
Stugotz
You know, I enjoyed it.
Mikey A
I like the energy here.
Billy Gill
You do?
Mikey A
Yeah. Should we go back? I mean, kind of. Do I love Arizona?
Billy Gill
You do.
Mikey A
I mean, they have my favorite football team, the Bird games.
Billy Gill
Are you asking me if you love Arizona?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Stugotz
Only you can answer.
Mikey A
Figure it out. Well, do you love Arizona today? You know what? I probably wouldn't like the summers. I don't want it to be hot.
Billy Gill
Well, it's like Miami.
Mikey A
Yeah. No, no, it's worse. Like 115 degrees here. I know, but like 100 days.
Stugotz
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Mikey A
Hey, how about this? I like. I like Arizona. Early November, it's great, right?
Billy Gill
Yeah, but just early November.
Mikey A
Well, I don't want it to get too cold either. It's a little bit cold this morning, but yeah. Hey, it's time for a segment that I like to call Winners and Losers presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Winner, Arizona.
Billy Gill
Just for Having us.
Mikey A
Just the state. Yeah. No, just for being great. It is pretty great cactuses, huh? Cacti.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
New.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
I saw purple ones. I didn't know there was purple cacti, did you?
Billy Gill
I did. Everyone knew. What do you mean, who knew?
Mikey A
Who knew?
Billy Gill
Arizona Cactus. What is the first thing you think of? But everyone knew.
Stugotz
The whole crew that came out here. We all went out to lunch. Everybody was running to take a picture of a cactus because it looked like it had boobies.
Mikey A
Oh, really? Okay.
Stugotz
They called it the booby cactus.
Billy Gill
Who did?
Mikey A
The people that you had lunch with.
Stugotz
Yeah, everybody.
Mikey A
I haven't seen a picture. Do you have a picture? Did you take a picture?
Stugotz
I didn't take that.
Mikey A
Oh, you're married.
Billy Gill
So you had a bunch of people. And the best name. The funniest name you can come up with is Booby Cactus. You had lunch with a bunch of unfunny people.
Stugotz
The cactus looked like it had boobies.
Mikey A
In fairness, you haven't seen the cactus yet.
Billy Gill
You're right. You're right. But in fairness, I'm certain I come up with a funnier name than Booby Gap.
Stugotz
Did you see the cactus?
Billy Gill
I did not.
Stugotz
Because it might have just been.
Billy Gill
You're right. I apologize to all the people I just said weren't funny.
Mikey A
Can I give you a. Can I give you an early winner for winners and losers?
Billy Gill
Well, Arizona, I thought was a winner.
Mikey A
They are. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
But, you know, if we're going to get back on track slightly.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
Winner.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Germany.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah. You know why Germany won?
Billy Gill
Why?
Mikey A
Sure. Some people will say, wow, what a terrible game that was between the Giants and the Panthers. But I say, no free football. They got an overtime game. It lasted about four seconds because Giants immediately fumbled the ball. And then the Panthers just kind of ran it three times, and then, boom, field goal, game over. But bonus football.
Billy Gill
That leads me to my loser.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
Germany.
Mikey A
Oh, why?
Billy Gill
For getting bonus football that they didn't want. Courtesy of Carolina and the New York Giants having to watch more of it. We are so sorry, Germany.
Mikey A
Did you see the. Roger Goodell said before the game that he anticipates eight international games next year.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Mikey A
Mentioned Spain in there.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Spain.
Mikey A
I think the Dolphins might be playing in Spain.
Billy Gill
That wouldn't surprise me.
Mikey A
They have a. They have, like, a thing where the teams are, like, assigned different countries, and I believe theirs is Spain. And they already told their season ticket holders, you're losing a game next year, it's going to be international. And now he said Spain. So I think the Dolphins are going to Spain. I already have had early conversations about going to Spain to see a Dolphins game.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah. We'll see if it happens.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Mikey A
Yeah. For those who you have these early.
Billy Gill
Conversations with my wife.
Mikey A
That's who I have to get to approve things.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mikey A
Well, she has an uncle that lives in Spain, so I'm like, hey, you want to go to Spain next year? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like. To see the Dolphins? And she's like, sure, yeah.
Stugotz
GBF on the road.
Billy Gill
Ooh, expense that.
Mikey A
God bless football.
Billy Gill
The rare expense trip to Spain.
Mikey A
I'm excited about this. Anyways, do you guys have winners or losers?
Billy Gill
I just gave you my loser Germany.
Mikey A
Okay.
Stugotz
All right, I'll give you a loser. The 4:00 slate yesterday.
Billy Gill
Oh, my God.
Stugotz
The 4:00 slate yesterday was some of the worst football. Three games and they were all terrible.
Mikey A
Not ideal.
Billy Gill
Listen, those three games were decided by a combined 77 points or something like that.
Stugotz
And it wasn't that close. It wasn't. The Titans scored a touchdown in like the last minute to make the closest game of 3, 27, 17.
Billy Gill
So yesterday we spent, you know, a good portion of the day mocking just how bad that game was. The Chargers Titans game turned out to be the best game in the 4:00 bunch. Yeah. Are the Chargers good? They have the best defense in the NFL. You know that.
Mikey A
They're sneaky good at 63.
Billy Gill
Harbaugh's such a good coach, man. Yeah, he just is.
Stugotz
He's going to run the ball, he's.
Billy Gill
Going to play defense, and he's going to win. And, and, and he's going to win.
Stugotz
Herbert is, is a good quarterback when you need third and four.
Billy Gill
He's a good quarterback, Mike.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Like he's had. He had a good game yesterday. Justin Herbert.
Mikey A
I guess I have a loser for you guys.
Billy Gill
He was 14 of 18. I mean, you're right. They're going to run the ball, they're going to stop the run and Herbert's going to go for. He's going to turn Herbert into Alex Smith. Unbelievable.
Mikey A
I have a loser for you guys. It's kind of mean. I don't want it to be mean. I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
But you guys were kind of losers yesterday with the Jets. Is that what it's like every time you watch a Jets game?
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
Gosh. It wasn't even fun.
Billy Gill
No, there was nothing.
Mikey A
No, you guys weren't even fun, like.
Billy Gill
No. You know what? I Gotta be honest, I prefer that they get blown out the way they got blown out.
Mikey A
Really?
Billy Gill
Yeah. Because usually what happens is the game, it's late in the fourth quarter and I'm sticking around. I'm watching. I'm emotional. The jets have a chance. They have a chance and they'll blow it. And they'll blow it in a way that I've never seen them blow it before. Which is amazing considering that they've blown games in every conceivable way imaginable. But that's why. So I just rather it be over and over early.
Stugotz
That game did not rip my heart out. That game was depressing to watch. And had we not been, you know, doing the show that we did, I might have turned it off.
Mikey A
Huh?
Stugotz
I might have turned that.
Mikey A
Watch Chargers play.
Stugotz
But there was no hope in that game. There was no hope. There was no moment where I'm like, you know, the jets might be able to pull.
Mikey A
Well, I mean, I think that the Cardinals and Kyler Murray went down the field the first three drives and scored touchdowns. So it was like 213 right away or something.
Stugotz
And the only thing that stopped them the fourth time was halftime. So they kicked the field goal to make it 24.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I have. I have a winner.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
The Eagles, Nick Sirianni, they blow out Dallas. I know Dax not there, but they blow out Dallas on the road. They're a really good team. Nick Sirianni is a big winner. Like, everyone is calling for his job, and that guy just keeps winning football games. He's laughing at everyone.
Mikey A
Do you believe in the Eagles?
Billy Gill
I do.
Mikey A
Do you?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
In the nfc? Yeah. You don't?
Mikey A
I don't. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about them.
Billy Gill
Like, who would. Who do you feel good about in the nfc?
Mikey A
I mean, The Lions.
Billy Gill
The Lions. Yeah, the Lions. Could the Eagles beat the Lions in Detroit playoff game? Could I see that happening? Yes.
Mikey A
Maybe. Yeah, I could.
Billy Gill
No, it's so interesting with Sirianni because he is. He's been the Eagle. This is his fourth year. First three years, made it to the playoffs one year, went to the Super Bowl. He was a couple of points away from beating Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid in a Super Bowl.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
And yet he is criticized on a weekly basis. And they keep winning football games.
Mikey A
I mean, he kind of brings it on himself.
Billy Gill
Well, he goes for it a lot. And he's a nut. Well, no.
Mikey A
And he likes. He likes arguing with his own fans.
Billy Gill
I know, but that's kind of A crazy. That's a match made in heaven. Like the Eagles, having a coach that is willing to engage the fans is a. That's their guy. They should embrace him.
Mikey A
Yeah, they should.
Stugotz
Who's got it worse? While being a good.
Billy Gill
I like this game.
Stugotz
Who's got it worse, Ryan Day or Nick Sirianni?
Mikey A
Nick Sirianni.
Stugotz
Both guys.
Billy Gill
That's a great question.
Stugotz
Both guys are. Have fans of their own team calling for their replacement, yet all they do is win. Except maybe haven't won the big one.
Billy Gill
Well, no, the big difference with Ryan Day is he's not beating Michigan. That's the problem. It'd be like Nick Sirianni never beating the Cowboys.
Stugotz
He's going to do it this year.
Billy Gill
Or never beating the Giants. Or never beating the.
Mikey A
If he doesn't.
Billy Gill
If he doesn't. He's. He's.
Mikey A
He doesn't.
Billy Gill
He deserves to be out.
Stugotz
I don't like Ohio State, but if you lose to Michigan this year, you deserve it.
Mikey A
How about this?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Winner. Just based on this conversation.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Ryan Day. He survived a very bad weekend in college football. Winner. Georgia Tech.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Yep. Yep.
Stugotz
Loser. Miami.
Mikey A
Loser. Miami.
Stugotz
The entire city.
Mikey A
Oh, my God. Did you guys see. Did you guys see that? Every Division 1 football team in Florida. Yeah. Division 1 football team in Florida lost this weekend.
Billy Gill
Gators to Texas.
Mikey A
The only ones that didn't was fiu. They were off everyone else.
Billy Gill
Fsu. Since they went to the. Well, they didn't make it to the playoff, but they haven't stopped losing.
Mikey A
I don't know what's going on.
Stugotz
They fired three. Three assistants. Like that's gonna fix it.
Mikey A
That's not the problem.
Billy Gill
Mike Norvell should spell his last name with nine Ls.
Mikey A
Yeah. Every single week. Every week.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna make it again.
Stugotz
He's gonna make it next week.
Billy Gill
Mike Norvell needs to stop him. I'm gonna make it again this week.
Stugotz
Mike Norvell needs to stop giving him an opportunity to make the joke.
Billy Gill
I have a winner of college football style. Indiana.
Mikey A
Indiana.
Billy Gill
I know it was Michigan. Michigan's not very good, but you know what? That's. Indiana beat Michigan. They beat Michigan.
Stugotz
It happened.
Billy Gill
It happened. Indiana beating Michigan.
Mikey A
I'm happy for Indiana. I hope they keep going.
Billy Gill
But, Mikey, you have been a football fan. We've all been football fans for a long time. But I think you and I are closer. You know, we're the same age.
Stugotz
Ouch.
Mikey A
What?
Billy Gill
I mean, how old are you, Mikey?
Stugotz
I'm under 40.
Billy Gill
Okay, you're an old 38.
Stugotz
39.
Mikey A
We're the same age.
Stugotz
We're the same age. I'm three decades younger than you.
Billy Gill
My larger point was, did you ever imagine a day where we would be talking about Indiana in the College football playoff? Young. 39.
Stugotz
My God, 39.
Billy Gill
Answer my question. I can't.
Stugotz
I'm still thinking about how you and I are the same age.
Billy Gill
Listen.
Stugotz
No, I did not think we would be talking about Indiana as a team in a. In a college football playoff.
Billy Gill
Right. You know I like to lie about my age though, right?
Mikey A
No one thinks you're 39. Thinks you're 39. In case there's any question there. There's not a one that thinks you're 39. So when you say closer to your.
Billy Gill
Kids age, is there anyone out there?
Mikey A
That's a good question.
Billy Gill
Is this 39 years old?
Stugotz
Am I closer to your kid's age or yours?
Mikey A
You might be like right down the middle.
Billy Gill
I gotta tell you, I'm so tired. I confuse you with Stanzik.
Mikey A
He's also not your kid.
Billy Gill
I just wish him a 40th birthday.
Mikey A
Fuentes is older than Mikey A. Oh, okay.
Billy Gill
That's my guy. What, by 10 days?
Mikey A
Anyway, regardless, you confuse them.
Billy Gill
Yes. I thought Mikey A was Fuentes because usually it's Fuentes sitting right next to me, not Mikey A. Mikey A's in Connecticut.
Stugotz
We're the same age. My kids are five and eight.
Billy Gill
Oh, really?
Mikey A
I have a loser.
Billy Gill
You have kids at my age?
Mikey A
Had them late, huh? In their 50s.
Billy Gill
Indiana, by the way.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Did you ever imagine we'd be talking about that as a football team in the college. I know. Are they going to make it? If they lose to Ohio State, yes. If they get blown out, yes.
Mikey A
Really? If they get blown out, you think they're going to make the playoffs?
Billy Gill
I think the committee cannot get them out of there soon enough.
Mikey A
Yeah, I think they're looking. I think they're looking to get them out of there.
Billy Gill
Wait, Mikey.
Mikey A
I just want to make like Iowa State. They wanted Iowa State out of there, like real quick.
Billy Gill
I want to be clear on something. You're telling me Indiana plays Ohio State, Ohio State beats them by four touchdowns. Okay, you think the committee after that, because that's the last thing they'll see from Indiana, is going to put them in the college football playoffs?
Stugotz
I think if they lose to the number two, three team, whatever they are, as opposed to. I mean, look what's happening around them. Like Miami lost to Georgia Tech.
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugotz
Like you've got a whole bunch of teams that are Losing much worse games and much and much more games. Alabama's going to have could have three losses. LSU's got three losses.
Billy Gill
Right. But Alabama just lost a six. But Alamaba can have three losses. Indiana, I feel like they. I'm kind of.
Stugotz
If their one loss is to the number, the committee's number two team, right?
Billy Gill
Yeah, but you're getting blown out in that loss. If it was a close game, I would agree with you. Because then the committee says to themselves, okay, they played Ohio State, but they only lost by three points late in the game. What if they lose? They're good enough to compete. Well, that's the interesting thing.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
So, like, how close do they have to keep that game against Ohio State to make it to the playoff? I would say it would have to be like seven points or less.
Stugotz
Then let me flip it on you. What if Indiana beats Ohio State? Ohio State in.
Billy Gill
Wow. What would Ohio State. How many losses would that be?
Mikey A
They'd have two losses.
Stugotz
Oregon and Indiana.
Billy Gill
Who? And Ohio. And they beat Michigan. Right. So we're doing that. We're saying.
Mikey A
Yeah, but hold on. If Indiana wins, do you bump them all the way up to like three.
Billy Gill
Two or three.
Stugotz
Five?
Mikey A
I mean, right now the AP has him at five. And it doesn't matter what the AP says.
Billy Gill
But still, if Indiana beats Ohio State, then goes on to win the Big Ten championship, they will be a top force. They'll have a bye week. Oh, easily. Right.
Stugotz
I mean, Tennessee is 8 and 1. They're going to play Georgia, who's got two losses. You know, Georgia loses.
Mikey A
By the way, speaking of which, big loser Georgia this week.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
You were laughed at last week when you ask, could always be Georgia.
Billy Gill
Why was I laughed at? Like what?
Mikey A
Like, because you ask kind of silly questions.
Billy Gill
I was right.
Mikey A
Well, this time, yeah. But there's other.
Billy Gill
What was silly about Lucy or Goosey? Mississippi will beat Georgia at home.
Mikey A
Well, that sentence started, what was silly about Lucy or Goosey? And then you asked the question. So, like, the whole. The whole thing I would say was silly.
Stugotz
Listen, I'm not making enemies in Indiana the way Billy is.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
I've tried to make amends. And again, I'm trying to be very complimentary of this situation.
Stugotz
Can I throw a bonus loser out while we have a minute? The guy who got kicked out of the sportsbook yesterday because he threw Billy.
Mikey A
A football when I probably.
Billy Gill
Billy, you asked for the football while.
Stugotz
We were on live.
Mikey A
I think the thing that people.
Billy Gill
Everyone was saying, don't have them throw the football. You were like, Throw me the football.
Mikey A
I think. Okay.
Stugotz
So you even said fuentes gave me the Mutombo. No, no, no.
Mikey A
I think here's. I think. Here's the thing that people don't move. Here's the thing people don't realize if they were just watching at home on YouTube. Is that. So. We were sitting on what appeared to be couches, but the way that the lighting was set up, we had, like, a canopy or something, like, right above our heads. And then there was, like, an arm that was holding it all up, right?
Billy Gill
Correct.
Mikey A
There was a very small window. Yeah. Camera equipment, lights. There's a lot of things there. Bottles of things. And. And he was across the room.
Billy Gill
It wasn't close.
Stugotz
A large room.
Billy Gill
He was.
Mikey A
He was very. He was probably at least 45 to 50ft away. No more than that, I would say.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mikey A
He might have been, like, 75ft away. And I asked him to throw this ball in a small window, and everybody.
Stugotz
Said, no, don't do it.
Billy Gill
Even. I said, no. Even me. I was like, billy, don't do that.
Mikey A
When you have a ball. I mean, what are you gonna do?
Billy Gill
Right? Well, you gotta throw it when you have a ball.
Mikey A
You have. That's what I'm saying.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but then you get thrown out.
Mikey A
It did get him kicked out. I was told, in my defense, that he was warned not to throw that ball at some point earlier in the day.
Billy Gill
Oh, is that how you.
Mikey A
Which is kind of crazy.
Billy Gill
Someone told me Mikey A. Was 50 earlier in the day.
Mikey A
No one told you that. It's kind of.
Billy Gill
And I'd still be younger than you. We still wouldn't be the same age.
Mikey A
The idea that security saw that man and said, do not throw that ball is kind of crazy.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Even crazier is that he still threw the ball.
Billy Gill
He's got guts, that kid.
Mikey A
Yeah. Got some moxie. I like him.
Billy Gill
He's. It was a dart, too.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I mean, the Jet should sign him.
Mikey A
Hello.
Billy Gill
I hate them. I am so tired of their act. Their act is losing every. I'm tired of it. I'm thinking about becoming a fan of a new team. I've said that 17,000 times.
Stugotz
Let's try and figure that team out.
Billy Gill
In my 38 years of life.
Mikey A
Hey, Stugotts, I have an idea when we come back. We had. We had some issues here when we were in Arizona where you're trying to give out some top five lists, and we didn't get through all of your top five lists.
Billy Gill
Oh, that's right.
Mikey A
And some of them Stopped in the middle because we had a situation where the bar was hearing some of them and then they weren't hearing others, so. So when we come back, Stugotts, would you grace us with a top five?
Billy Gill
Of course I will, Billy.
Mikey A
All right, we'll be back.
Billy Gill
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Mikey A
God bless football.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
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Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
I'm excited.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
I've been with you all day today.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mikey A
And with Mikey all day today. We don't normally spend this much time together. No, I mean, we do at work, I guess, technically, but not like this.
Billy Gill
You know, we should spend more time together. Yeah.
Mikey A
You know, I'm good. It's all right.
Billy Gill
I mean, we're all the same age. So much in common.
Mikey A
That is true. Stugatz. I teased it last segment.
Billy Gill
You did.
Mikey A
We've been together all day today. But I have not privy to your top five list. You have a top five list today?
Billy Gill
I have two of them.
Mikey A
Two?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Wow.
Billy Gill
Here's the first One. Billy. Okay.
Mikey A
I think you'll enjoy this.
Billy Gill
Top five teams I didn't believe in last week that I'd now be shocked if they didn't make the Super Bowl.
Mikey A
Okay, hold on.
Billy Gill
Wait a second. What? What?
Mikey A
So last week, these are the top.
Billy Gill
Five teams that last week I didn't believe in them. And this week I'd be. After seeing them play, I'd seen the results. I'd be shocked if those five teams didn't make the Super Bowl.
Stugotz
You're going to be shocked.
Mikey A
Well, there's only two teams. I was going to say. They're not all going to make the Super Bowl. Okay. Okay. All right. Who are they?
Billy Gill
Number five. Arizona Cardinals.
Mikey A
Pretty good Bird gang. I don't know why. My only reason that I'm kind of. Why are they on this list is why you didn't believe in them last week. But. But, you know, I didn't. But they haven't given up a touchdown since week eight.
Billy Gill
I'm going to be honest, I haven't watched them. The only reason I watched them was because they were playing my team, the jets, and we were in Arizona doing it.
Mikey A
They looked really impressive early in the season, and then they had, like, a little bit of, like a slide. But they've. They've looked good the last couple of.
Billy Gill
Weeks, which is why I'd be shocked if they didn't make it to the Super Bowl.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Same.
Stugotz
Our buddy Rollis brother really has them playing well.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah. The Cardinals are good. They really are shocked if they don't make the Super Bowl. Number four, the Steelers.
Mikey A
Wow.
Stugotz
Wow.
Mikey A
You didn't believe in them last week.
Billy Gill
You know what? I didn't. I believe that they were a playoff team last week. I didn't believe they were a team that could go to the Super Bowl. And now I'd be shocked if they didn't go to the Super Bowl. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. You guys agree or what do you think?
Mikey A
I agree.
Billy Gill
I mean, Steelers are seven and two. It's six and two. Wasn't convinced. Seven and two convinced.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Seven and two is different than six and two.
Mikey A
That is. Yeah, it is correct.
Billy Gill
Number three. The Eagles. The Eagles. Now, I need the fanfare. Where's the sound?
Mikey A
Well, it's going to be put in after. Yeah.
Billy Gill
So he just puts production. Everybody just something.
Mikey A
Exactly. Do you remember when the Steelers started out like three, and I'm like, wow, this team is unstoppable. And then they lost like two straight. You're like, oh, I don't know about this team. And now they've won four straight.
Billy Gill
You're coming around the Steelers. Are.
Mikey A
I. I'm telling you, it's hard to. It's hard to say that they're not going to be good.
Billy Gill
Yeah. All right. Number two, top five teams I didn't believe in a week ago that I now would be shocked if they didn't make the Super Bowl. The Chargers.
Mikey A
The Chargers. You think the Chargers are gonna make the Super Bowl?
Stugotz
Jim Harbaugh.
Mikey A
Okay, Coach, here's a question.
Billy Gill
Number two, defense. In the NFL, defense wins championship.
Stugotz
Number one, defense.
Mikey A
Look at Austin Eckler, huh? He had to choose between one Super Bowl.
Billy Gill
Exactly.
Mikey A
I would think that you think that the commanders. I don't think the commanders will be on this list because I think you believed in them last week.
Billy Gill
This has been quite the roller coaster for Austin because at times I thought he chose correctly. And now that I'm thinking about it, he did it. I mean.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Chargers, Super Bowl.
Mikey A
Chargers, Super Bowl.
Billy Gill
Yeah. You ready for number one?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yep. You think you know what it is, huh?
Mikey A
I don't know what. I don't know what anything you're gonna say is.
Billy Gill
The Vikings.
Mikey A
What?
Billy Gill
Listen, that was a big win. They could win ugly, and that's what it takes to advance for the playoffs. You gotta be able to win, win and win ugly. And that's what the Vikings did against the Jaguars. How about that?
Mikey A
So that was an example of you need to win ugly. And they were able to win ugly.
Billy Gill
Listen, they beat Mac Jones by five points. I mean.
Mikey A
What are you doing?
Billy Gill
I'm giving you my top five. You spent the whole day with me. You didn't get them. Yes.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
You want my top 5 bad wins?
Mikey A
What is this one?
Billy Gill
Top 5 bad wins of the weekend.
Stugotz
Bad win, bad wins, bad wins. What's a bad win?
Billy Gill
Well, a bad win is winning a game that you shouldn't win, okay. Because you want to improve your draft position, you know?
Mikey A
So quality loss.
Billy Gill
Let me tell you something, okay? Number five on that list is the Carolina Panthers. That is a dreadful win. Congratulations to Bryce Young for winning back to back to back two weeks in a row. The victory formation for Bryce Young, although he didn't have to do it this week because that game ended in overtime. Germany. We're sorry.
Mikey A
Yeah. He also didn't do anything to win that game in overtime. What do you mean?
Billy Gill
He played okay, great.
Mikey A
And overtime. He didn't do anything.
Billy Gill
It's a bad win.
Mikey A
He handed the ball off.
Billy Gill
Come draft time, okay? Carolina is going to look at that Win. And they're going to throw up all over themselves. We won. What? They're selecting us because we beat. Who? When? Why? Germany. All of it. Number four.
Stugotz
Bad win.
Billy Gill
It's a bad win. The New England Patriots. Terrible win. What a dreadful win. Seriously, they beat the Bears. May looks okay. May maybe.
Mikey A
I think he looks good.
Billy Gill
I think he has the potential to be good.
Mikey A
Patriots. Patriots may be playing for second place in the. Com. In the division.
Stugotz
Oh, my God. I'm going to throw.
Billy Gill
Which is why it's a bad win. If you get the draft time and you have the jets and Dolphins selecting ahead of you. You had a bad season.
Mikey A
I need to. You know what I need to do, Mikey? I need to say nothing. Cause I'm just giving him outs on why this makes sense.
Stugotz
Listen, just let him dig his own hole.
Mikey A
Yeah, just stop helping him out.
Billy Gill
Just listen. Fuentes is nodding. He's agreeing with me over there. I want you to think about it. If you. Okay, Billy. If you allow the Dolphins and the New York jets with Aaron Rodgers and Tua, okay. To have a better season than you and you're the Patriots who they need to fill all the gaps around.
Mikey A
Have a worse season than you.
Billy Gill
Yeah. You can't have it. You went into the season thinking we were going to be the worst team in the afc.
Mikey A
Yes.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
If you're anything short of that bad year, you want a top pick.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
You don't agree.
Mikey A
Was that number four?
Billy Gill
That was four. Number three is the Saints. It's a bad one. It's a bad one. No need to win that game.
Mikey A
No need to.
Billy Gill
There's no need to. Listen. If you want to have a better team. No need to win that game. By the way, sneaky resurgence flying under the radar. Alvin Camara. He's good. He's having a year. Good fantasy player. Bad loss. Number two, Vikings.
Mikey A
What?
Stugotz
Wait, what?
Billy Gill
You can't beat Mac Jones by five points. You just said. I'm glad that you went. Ugly, but you can't win that ugly.
Mikey A
Wait a minute. That was an important. Wait a minute.
Stugotz
Wait a second.
Mikey A
That was important because it proved they could win. Ugly. Yeah, but not that ugly.
Billy Gill
Not that ugly. Not to Mack Jones. I mean, you got to beat him by more than five. You have to. Terrible job.
Mikey A
Can I. Can I just. I know this was. I know. This is a segment ago.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Winners and losers.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
I have a winner.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
You just reminded me.
Billy Gill
I love this show. Go ahead.
Mikey A
MVS, two touchdowns, 109 yards.
Billy Gill
Go big or go home.
Mikey A
Got him off the Scrappy. He got cut. Honestly, I thought that he was going back to Kansas City, of course, but then they got DeAndre Hopkins, so they didn't need to go. Yeah, I was shocked.
Billy Gill
There's still a possibility, though.
Mikey A
There really is. Well, the thing is, when you get 109 yards and two touchdowns, you're not going to get cut again this season.
Billy Gill
I know.
Mikey A
Really? You guys get cut again this season?
Billy Gill
There are only two types of games MVS has. There's that game. The game.
Mikey A
Well, yeah, no.
Billy Gill
And then the other game where he has zero catches for zero yards on.
Mikey A
Two targets or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
And a drop that will just rip your heart out.
Mikey A
I mean, six of them in this case.
Billy Gill
Yeah, exactly.
Mikey A
All right.
Billy Gill
I have one. One more team.
Mikey A
What is this?
Billy Gill
These are the. The worst wins.
Mikey A
Worst wins. Got it. Okay.
Stugotz
Vikings. Shocked they wouldn't make the Super Bowl.
Mikey A
Vikings.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Stugotz
Bad win.
Billy Gill
Number one, Kansas City Chiefs. It's a bad win. You don't want to win.
Mikey A
They stay unfolded.
Billy Gill
That's not sustainable. Winning a block. Field goals every week. Okay. Not sustainable. And listen, you want to get the losses out of your system. You want to do it now. You don't want to do it in January. You want to get the loss out of your system now. And that was a great opportunity for Kansas City to lose a game that they needed to lose. Quite frankly, I. I think I follow.
Mikey A
You on this one.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
I think I might be following you on this.
Stugotz
Wait a second. Wait a sec. No, I have to be the voice of.
Billy Gill
If you're going to lose, lose a November.
Mikey A
Yeah. I mean, he's right. Would you rather lose in November? Would you rather lose it late January? February? No, but you have to lose.
Billy Gill
Why?
Mikey A
Because only one team ever has gone undefeated.
Billy Gill
Only one.
Mikey A
If you were to ask the Patriots a couple years ago, I guess, like over a decade ago at this point. But you can lose one in November or you lose the Super Bowl. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Sophomore year.
Mikey A
Which would you. Which would you take now? They wouldn't pick the Super Bowl. I bet you if they got another chance at it, you think they would. This guy thinks that they would choose to win the Super Bowl. What a ridiculous thing to say.
Billy Gill
I mean, you would think he would know football.
Stugotz
I've been watching him for 60 years.
Mikey A
Geez.
Billy Gill
He thinks the Patriots. He thinks the Patriots would rather have a Super bowl than a regular season loss.
Stugotz
You guys are trying to get me to argue with you, and I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
Mikey A
What do you mean, not going to.
Billy Gill
Only one team in the history of the NFL has been undefeated, start to finish, won the Super Bowl. It was the Dolphins, 1972, and it.
Mikey A
Was like four games. Basically. Such a short season.
Billy Gill
What we're telling you is the Chiefs are eventually going to lose and yesterday was a great opportunity for that to happen. And they blew it.
Mikey A
Yeah. You get it.
Stugotz
I'm not going to argue with you.
Mikey A
You understand?
Stugotz
Nope. Nope. You're not drawing me.
Mikey A
You don't get why it's important to lose early.
Stugotz
I'm just going to ignore that bait.
Mikey A
They chose not to.
Stugotz
He chose it.
Mikey A
They did. I think.
Billy Gill
I think the guy who blocked that kick should be cut.
Mikey A
Listen, I think.
Stugotz
What was he thinking?
Mikey A
Should. Should not.
Billy Gill
About the big picture.
Mikey A
Should the Chiefs go on to not win the Super Bowl. I think everyone will be looking back at that win and say that was the turning point.
Billy Gill
That.
Mikey A
Yeah, that was the one. That was the loss.
Billy Gill
That was the win that kept us from winning.
Mikey A
Exactly right. That was the win that kept us from winning. Correct. Well put.
Billy Gill
We're idiots. God bless football. Back after this, folks.
Mikey A
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Billy Gill
Yep. Yep.
Mikey A
I'm nervous because it's about that time. It's not that time yet. Yet, but it's about that time, right? For Billy's big board bets brought to you by. Was I smear enough today? But it's a Dolphins game and I do not like picking Dolphins games.
Billy Gill
Right. No one likes them because I. I not Dolphin games. No one likes picking when their own team is playing.
Mikey A
No one likes.
Billy Gill
And now you're forced to make picks.
Mikey A
No one likes picking Dolphin games either. But, like, I, I don't. Dolphins, Rams. I don't know how I feel about this one, but I have to make some picks. We're not going to get to it just yet, but we're going to get to it soon. And I'm a little antsy. I'm a little antsy about the situation.
Billy Gill
All right.
Mikey A
What's the BBBBBBBBBB standings after yesterday? We are 27 and 13, but I'm afraid that with these picks, I'm going to be picking with my heart.
Billy Gill
Mm.
Mikey A
And I also.
Billy Gill
That's the danger when you.
Mikey A
Here's the thing. Also, when you have also, like, a decent lead, you start getting a little reckless. You start saying, you know what, Starting to feel good.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
I can be a little silly today. I can make some silly pigs.
Billy Gill
I got some money to play with.
Mikey A
Exactly. Right. And that's how you end up losing. So, yeah, I need to be. Stay responsible. I need to be betting with my head, not with my heart.
Stugotz
So you're saying you're the Chiefs. You should have taken the law yesterday when you had the chance.
Mikey A
I had a loss yesterday, but it was because Breeze hall couldn't get three extra yards. But that's a whole other story.
Stugotz
Michael.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugotz
Michael Wilson couldn't get three extra yards.
Billy Gill
That no one would argue that people would say, Michael Wilson gave you. Gave you as many yards as he could get.
Mikey A
Career gain, which is like 44. Gave me everything he could. He had like 20. But he gave me. Gave me everything he could.
Billy Gill
He did.
Mikey A
Mikey A.
Billy Gill
And I told you when you made that bet, you need like, 11 yards from him. He gave you 20.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
He gave you everything he had.
Mikey A
So left it all in the field, guys.
Billy Gill
Yesterday, his career.
Mikey A
Yesterday was a big day. We finally got Trey Lance, which people have been saying, let's get Trey Lance out there.
Billy Gill
And there was a clamoring for Trey Land.
Mikey A
Oh, boy. Did we learn right away that we didn't really want Trey Lance out there.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Everything we thought it would be.
Billy Gill
If you want to know why Trey Lance was traded away from the Niners and the Cowboys never play them. You found out yesterday. You got your answers.
Mikey A
We found out why Cooper Rush was starting that game, and he did not do well either.
Billy Gill
What was he bad?
Mikey A
Oh, the Cowboys are in a bad spot.
Billy Gill
They Were terrible. Cooper Rush, just to. Just to kind of, you know, tell the audience here just how bad the Cowboys were yesterday. Cooper rush was 13 of 23 for 45 yards. Yeah, that's hard to do.
Stugotz
That's a two yard average.
Mikey A
That's hard to do.
Billy Gill
Trey Lance was 4 of 6 for 21 yards.
Mikey A
That's three. Brought the average up almost double.
Billy Gill
But he threw an interception. Yeah, they are bad.
Mikey A
Well, but here's the thing.
Billy Gill
Was not joking on the slide lane when he said we're effing bad.
Mikey A
Can I. Can I tell you something? What possible quality loss for them.
Billy Gill
You're right.
Mikey A
You have CD Lamb and you have Dak locked up.
Billy Gill
Ql.
Mikey A
You get a. You get a nice high pick. Things could turn around quickly for the Cowboys in the coming years.
Billy Gill
Jerry's only got a few left.
Mikey A
Billy, you guys are the same age. Mikey, not you.
Billy Gill
Jerry and I have been watching football together.
Mikey A
Should we. Should we start some big board bets?
Billy Gill
Yeah. Billy, I want to point out. What was your record again?
Mikey A
27 and 13.
Billy Gill
Okay, so I'm 41, 24 and 2 on stew. You got. So I just want to point out to the audience.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
That God bless football has been a source for you winning money. I am proud of what we have done with your bets and with my bets. I have not factored in this week yet into my record, but going into this past week, 41, 24 and 2.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
Ready?
Billy Gill
So you're giving us the BBBS right now.
Mikey A
Here's the first one.
Billy Gill
Very exciting. Dolphins and Rams tonight.
Mikey A
Devon a Chan, over 104 and a half, rushing and receiving yards combined. Right.
Billy Gill
That's not the. It's not the same board. It's not not. It's not big.
Mikey A
No, that one didn't get. It didn't get through tsa. This is.
Billy Gill
It's a clipboard.
Mikey A
Billy's Clipboard Bets. Bcb. Billy's Clipboard Bets brought to you by bcbvb.
Stugotz
Binder Bets.
Billy Gill
I mean, for Sims now. I mean, what do you want me.
Mikey A
To do, take a giant board through security? Like, get out of here, guy.
Billy Gill
Clipboard ready. Don't tell Sims I said that.
Mikey A
Nobody ready? The big dog. Ready?
Billy Gill
You're a big ass.
Mikey A
That's what. That's funny. Like four people that were watching both things. All right, here's the next one. And this is where we start getting into trouble, friends. All right? Betting with your heart, not with your head. I'm going to take the Dolphins plus two and a half.
Billy Gill
Oh, no, wait a second. I just Told you. I just told you my studio got the Rams.
Mikey A
Yeah, they're due. The Dolphins. The Dolphins are due. They've played two good games that they should have won back to back, and they haven't. So I'm thinking things are going to break for the Dolphins here. Dolphins plus two and a half.
Stugotz
I'll tell you right now, that'd be a bad win.
Billy Gill
It would be a bad win. That'd be a bad back. Win that game, right?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Let the Rams have it. Who cares?
Mikey A
All right. Ready? Ready for this one?
Billy Gill
Yeah. Okay, I'm nervous now. I'm nervous. Okay. I don't want to see it.
Stugotz
What is it?
Billy Gill
I don't want to see it.
Stugotz
What is it?
Mikey A
Ready?
Billy Gill
Yeah, tell me.
Mikey A
Ready? I. Jason Sanders.
Billy Gill
Over one and a half field goals.
Mikey A
Over one and a half field goals for Jason Sanders.
Billy Gill
You are Teo Samuel.
Mikey A
Oh, for two and a half field goals for Jason. You're the guy who threaten.
Stugotz
That's the kicker.
Mikey A
I think it's going to be a big.
Stugotz
Sorry for cursing.
Mikey A
Hey.
Billy Gill
How.
Mikey A
I don't know.
Billy Gill
I hope Jason Sanders loses that bet for you.
Mikey A
I was thinking I should have done under one and a half field goals, actively rooting for him to miss a field goal.
Billy Gill
But here's the thing. Jason Sanders, he can't win because if he hits the field goals, you're still going to keep an eye on Jason.
Mikey A
Sanders if he hit. Well, look, I need to lose is.
Billy Gill
You'Re going to double down.
Mikey A
Hold on a second. No, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Because if he gets three attempts and he misses one, I still win and I win the over one and a half, Right.
Billy Gill
What if they lose?
Mikey A
Then I also win because I can blame him for the loss. Look, here's a perfect case scenario. Here's a perfect case scenario for all of these things to align and meet it kind of have a ridiculous day. Dolphins lose. Yeah, by one. Dolphins lose by one.
Billy Gill
He's doing the math right now in his head.
Mikey A
Dolphins lose by one. Sanders goes.
Billy Gill
Two field goals.
Mikey A
No, no, he goes. He goes either two of four or two of three.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
So this covers.
Billy Gill
So you're two and one. But.
Mikey A
But they lose by one. So they would have won had he made the field goal and he still gets blamed.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
And a half yards.
Mikey A
Yeah. Receiving and passing combined.
Billy Gill
Same best case scenario. Like for him, he'd rather go 2 and 1 and be able to blame Jason.
Mikey A
No, I can. No, I could go. I could go three, Go three and go three, zero. The Dolphins can lose and it can be Jason Sanders fault.
Billy Gill
Oh, then you. Oh, so you're 30 and you still get to blame them. Oh, my God.
Mikey A
Yeah, that's best case scenario. I want them to win, though, for the record. But if they lose, that's the way. That's the way to lose.
Stugotz
Why would you want them to win? You're not a fan of them.
Mikey A
I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. AFC team.
Billy Gill
What happened.
Stugotz
What happened to Kansas City, whatever the hell it is. What happened to Chiefs Kingdom?
Mikey A
No. Bird gang. Nfc. Bird gang. Bear down. Also nfc. Yeah.
Stugotz
Chief's Kingdom.
Mikey A
Why I don't have people in the same division. Come on.
Billy Gill
He's arriving at a place where he has crazy. He's arriving at a place. I know that place. I'm very familiar.
Mikey A
What are we talking about here? I don't understand.
Billy Gill
Dueling takes all over the place.
Mikey A
I just don't want me to be happy. You don't want me to be happy? It sounds like I don't understand. Can a man just root for teams to win?
Billy Gill
You're only happy when Jason Sanders is unhappy.
Mikey A
No, that doesn't make me happy. That makes me unhappy. I want him to be happy. I want him to do well. That's why I'm saying over one and a half. But if they lose, it's the way to lose.
Billy Gill
Motivation, huh?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
The bbbs.
Mikey A
That's what I'm, you know, anyways.
Billy Gill
Right on a clipboard.
Mikey A
Hey, by the way, thanks to Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink, respond responsibly for having us out here in DraftKings. Yeah, it's a fun time out here.
Billy Gill
It was a very fun time. I'm shocked that Mikey A. Is not my age. God bless.
Mikey A
God bless football.
Mike Ryan
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: Monday Hangover: Bad Wins
Hosts:
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
The episode, titled "Monday Hangover: Bad Wins," kicks off with Dan Le Batard and Stugotz diving into the aftermath of an eventful weekend of football. They set the stage by reflecting on the excitement and disappointments from various NFL games, particularly highlighting the games played at different times, with a special focus on the early afternoon matchups.
Dolphins vs. Rams: Dan and Mikey discuss the upcoming Dolphins game against the Rams, expressing nerves about betting on their own teams and the implications of the Dolphins facing a rejuvenated Rams side.
Steelers' Performance: A significant portion of the discussion centers around the Pittsburgh Steelers' impressive performance. The hosts commend the Steelers for their defense and Russell Wilson's leadership, debating the team's potential in the playoffs.
Bears' Quarterback Situation: The Bears' quarterback struggles are analyzed, with particular attention to Caleb Williams' inconsistent performances and suggestions that Chicago might have chosen wrong in the draft.
The hosts share their experiences and strategies in fantasy football, discussing their weekly performances and the challenges of managing team rosters amid injuries and player fluctuations.
A recurring segment where Dan, Mikey, and Stugotz evaluate the standout performances and disappointing outcomes from the weekend's games.
Winners:
Losers:
The hosts delve into their betting strategies, sharing their records and discussing the fine line between betting with one's head versus the heart. They highlight specific bets related to upcoming games, emphasizing the risks and rewards involved.
Dan presents his "Top Five Teams I Didn't Believe In Last Week That I'd Now Be Shocked If They Didn't Make the Super Bowl," highlighting unexpected strong performers from the weekend.
Exploring the concept of "Bad Wins," where teams secure victories they arguably shouldn't, often to improve their draft positions.
As the episode wraps up, Dan, Mikey, and Stugotz reflect on the day's discussions, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of football and the importance of strategic thinking in both team support and fantasy leagues. They tease upcoming segments and encourage responsible betting, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next episode.
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion: "Monday Hangover: Bad Wins" offers a comprehensive dive into the recent NFL action, blending analysis with personal anecdotes and betting insights. Dan Le Batard and Stugotz engage listeners with their candid discussions, making the episode both informative and entertaining for football enthusiasts and casual fans alike.