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Shot clocks, big shots, upsets, aces. TGL playoffs are here. First Atlanta drives, starts their repeat run against Los Angeles Golf Club. Then Rory's Boston Common golf and Tigers Jupiter Lynx face off in their playoff debuts. Who will advance? Keep up its playoffs. Tune in Tuesday, March 17 at 6:30pm and 9pm only on ESPN and the ESPN app. Spring is here and there's a whole new way to chai at Starbucks that's made perfect for you. Choose your sweetness, dial it up or keep things light.
Juju Gotti
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Host
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Co-host Chris
We got a couple of things going on if you care about the people who are doing things on our show like Tony and Mike. You've got the Cyclones are playing today and Tony's got something he's doing on Saturday. Tony, you want to tell people what it is that you're doing on Saturday? Why it is that this is personal to you?
Tony
Yeah, super cool event that obviously happens here, here in South Florida. It's called Bounce back from Cancer and a lot of people have known about it. A lot of people are affected by it. A lot of people donate to it. It's a very cool basically mini marathon where we walk from Baptist over to the Kaseya center walk. It's a lot 14.2 miles from that trek, but there's three different ones. There's a 14.2, there's a sixer and then there's a two mile walk. So it's basically like a huge stampede of people walking over supporting cancer, donating, trying to find supporting cancer research. Supporting cancer research.
Co-host Chris
We're not supporting cancer. We're against cancer, against cancer.
Tony
But supporting people that have canc, that have had cancer in the past. And obviously with my, with my history,
Mike
that'd be quite a lane for you to just support cancer, right?
Tony
Yeah, it'd be a weird one for me to support it.
Co-host Chris
Kids have an abuse, particularly sig when others are zagging. It could be your lane alone if you want to come out.
Tony
No, I'm anti very anti very anti cancer. But so yeah, a 14.2 watt some are saying the most no president in history has been hated more cancer by the night. Anyways, it's gonna be a really cool event. I'm going to be doing some social from there. I'm going to be doing a lot of cool stuff. Go out and support if you can go donate. I'm going to put out a TWEET with some links to donate bounce back to cancer on Saturday. So we'll be walking out there.
Host
That's an important cause. Our highlight team is playing. You can catch it on the Internet, the ESPN app. We are first place and we are playing the hated warriors today. And very soon we're going to announce a live watch along that'll take place on our YouTube channel. We will pick an upcoming game and all the brain trusts of the Cyclones will be here walking you through the world's fastest game. No way.
Co-host Chris
We've got a couple of.
Tony
Mike Fuentes is gonna be here doing it.
Host
That's right. We give Ethan a microphone.
Juju Gotti
Oh, shit. What are we doing, man? No, no, no.
Co-host Chris
Nobody wants that. Nobody's asking for that. And Roy, you're the starter of this. I hear him way too much on the hockey show. Like you began this. I don't need Ethan. You don't. Roy. Roy, you are allowing Ethan's love of hockey, which is greater than many people around here, to infect your broadcast. Don't look at me shocked as if you're not allowing that to happen. Cuz you are allowing that to happen. You started that. Don't shake your head no at me.
Host
No, no.
Juju Gotti
Jeremy started that with pitch clock.
Host
Oh no. Somebody who likes things getting to talk on the microphone. Oh no.
Tony
And to be fair to Roy, sometimes Dworkey doesn't go and Roy needs somebody else to talk. It can't just be Roy for 45 minutes. So like he's got to get Ethan. Ethan.
Host
Free Ethan.
Tony
You crank him like a little, like, you know, wind up toy and all
Co-host Chris
of a sudden he goes, stop defending what is clearly bad judgment by all people involved. We're a media company who has plenty of people who talk at microphones. He doesn't have to be one of them.
Host
Well, we do kind of trim it up a little bit sometimes. He talks over me and Chris as we try to answer questions.
Juju Gotti
Yeah, same here.
Co-host Chris
You can support the. Watch along for the Cyclones. And the Cyclones. That was unnecessary. I don't need.
Host
I do. I love him. I love that guy. Kick me out if you want. That's fine.
Juju Gotti
Minor penalty.
Co-host Chris
Two minutes for boring.
Host
Gotta stop bullying the guys who like to talk about things they like.
Co-host Chris
That's all I'm saying.
Tony
You happen to be Jewish.
Host
I mean anti Semitic. He is a Semitic warrior.
Tony
And the semantic warrior.
Co-host Chris
What kind of accusation is that? That he just lobbed on his way out of the room a grenade. We're anti, not anti Jew kick.
Host
Save it.
Tony
If your dad would have Said it, we would have a problem.
Co-host Chris
That is how my father would have said it, with his accent. Juju is going to be here in a moment, but we also have a watch party on Sunday where we're combining two things we don't know anything about college basketball and the Oscars. We're going to have a lot of people at microphones who don't know what they're talking about, and also David Sampson and Adnan Burke. But Juju Gotti is here. And a last bit of promotional support. Juju, you had new music come out yesterday. What was the reaction? How did that go for you?
Juju Gotti
Yes, sir, man, it's going up right now. I ain't gonna lie to you. This one, this might be one of the ones right here. And every. Every place I play it in strip club, the regular club, it go crazy. So salute to all the love and support, man, from the fans of the show as well as the supporters of the kid. Man, it's so much love, and I. I can't wait to give them more. You dig it?
Mike
Juju, you got your bam at a bio jersey on. What? Like, when. When were you made aware? Because I assume you were not watching the Heat game from the start. Like, when were you made aware of what was going on? Did you then put the game on live?
Juju Gotti
Right? I was at dinner last night with my girl and TI you dig? That's it. This happened last night. I was at din, My girl and ti. Now when I say I was with ti, he was at the next table over and he got his entree around the same time I got my entree. So basically we had dinner together. If you squint, what did he get? Yes. I don't know anything. I didn't talk to anybody. I don't know his health restrictions or if it's Ramadan. I don't know anything about that. But I was at the table watching my Celtics because Jaylen Brown had been thrown out of the game egregiously quick on that. We need to start letting these referees get suspensions or something, because I admit Jalen Brown has to handle and control himself in the moment no matter what the referee does. But if we can go back to the tape and point out your missed call. Referee, three games, man, no pay. You can't just do what you want to do and throw people out when you want to. And then, oops, I made a mistake later. Let me type something on the typewriter and cover myself. No, no, no, no, no. But I was at the table eating when I saw it start of the day, start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day start of the day it is your start of the day Turn up, Mike. Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day, start of the day it is this start of the day
Host
Bam Adebayo averages 83 points per game on days where Juju got it, releases a new single.
Juju Gotti
Now, that's the stat of the day. And, bro, if you around the world hating on bamboo to buy your points, you gotta look yourself in the mirror and be, what am I doing? You don't care about the scoring record, man, whoever you are, you were sitting out there having a regular day, and then somebody broke the scoring record. Now you got a problem.
Co-host Chris
It's not the scoring record. It's second place. Not only do you have to look at yourself in The Mirror, Ron McGill, you got to look over your shoulder, because he might shoot you if you have an opinion that's negative about this.
Mike
A lot of. A lot of negative reaction. All right, are any of these people, Juju, that you've heard with their reactions to Bam or any of them jokers of the day?
Juju Gotti
Yes, they are. They are jokers of the day. Because you got to remember, comparison is the thief for joy, man. We ain't got to get lost in all this comparison.
Host
Kobe.
Juju Gotti
We love Kobe. This moon and the sun, they don't compete each other. Shine. They take turns. Just because the moon's shining right now, that don't mean joy ain't coming in the morning for you. You feel me? So let's just celebrate, everybody. Nobody got to be hating but the joker of the day, besides the people hating on Bam. Team USA, man. Mark DeRosa is my boy's name.
Co-host Chris
Yeah.
Juju Gotti
I can't let it. I can't let it ride, bro. Especially how you had your team not shaking nobody's hands their own. Like, that was embarrassing to me to watch Cal Dumper do that to a Rosa Rayna. Like, hey, Rosa Rayna. Come on, man. Like, joker of the day, my boy Martin derosa.
Co-host Chris
Wow.
Mike
All right. Could get really bad from tonight. We'll see what happens. Mexico and Italy, we should.
Co-host Chris
We should point out, incidentally, that the big dumper says that. That with a Rosa Ran. Actually, his name is Rosa Rana. That it was all nice and fun and they were just fooling around.
Mike
They're good friends.
Host
It seemed like it required a phone call afterwards because, you know, a lot of people were weighing in on it, but by all accounts, are good. Yeah, just to be like, you sure we're good. We're fine.
Co-host Chris
Right? I think it was just lost in translation. I think you say when you send us three translations, you send someone to the house of Dick and tell them to shove their sentiments up there.
Host
Put it on the poll. Can it be lost in translation if you provide three different translations?
Mike
He did say the parents are really nice.
Co-host Chris
Yeah.
Tony
And well educated.
Co-host Chris
Well educated. We. We went.
Mike
Yeah. Juju, you got some polls for us to update for today?
Juju Gotti
Yes, sir. Man. Does everyone know that puppets only have four fingers on each hand?
Co-host Chris
Yeah.
Juju Gotti
57 of the audience says yes, they do. Is 83 points. Impressive. 79 of the audience says, yes, it is. It's 83 points. A lot. Oh, wow. 83% of the audience says yes, it is. And last poll, are you okay with changing the name of the Washington Wizards to the Washington lizards? 84% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.
Co-host Chris
Thank you, Juju. And also cleaning up one thing from earlier. Can you please tell me, because the Washington Wizards did, really last night when they were turning the ball over, whatever it was, I think it was 7,000 times in the first half. Just unbelievably reckless with the basketball. They reminded me of the Washington Generals, A team that exists just so that the Harlem Globetrotters can run around doing their antics. What is the record lifetime for the Washington Generals? Tony?
Juju Gotti
Hey, Dan, it's me. Dan.
Co-host Chris
The Washington Generals are four and 17,000. They won four times.
Tony
That's right.
Co-host Chris
They won four times against the Harlem Globetrotters. Put that up three.
Tony
Some say six.
Juju Gotti
So I took the average.
Co-host Chris
I made it four. That's not the average, Fartley.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Date: March 11, 2026
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This lively "Postgame Show" episode finds Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and crew unraveling the sports and pop-culture whirlwind of the week—anchored in trademark banter and inside jokes. The team discusses personal causes, quirky sports stats, heated basketball debates, and the show's own unique events, all woven into the irreverent chaos that defines the Le Batard universe.
Perfect for fans of sports conversation with a comedic, unfiltered edge—and those who appreciate both heartfelt moments and meta humor on sports radio/podcasting itself.