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Okay.
Juju
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Adult in the house?
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Dominique
My ears are sweaty. The timeless classic. Nope, I do not want to see it. All right, Dan, we're ready here. Very, very toasty.
Billy
A tad.
Mike
I'm hoping that all of that is airing is the beginning of the pregame show because. Or the postgame show, I should say, because I don't want everything that happened there and the general insincerity of that Jeremy apology to go without everyone in the world seeing it. Everyone. Everyone seeing it. I don't know where it went. Tell me that it aired. Can you guys promise me that somebody was recording while we were doing that so the general jovial behavior here can bury Jeremy.
Dominique
It's in hour two. Luckily, I apologized on air.
Dan
It wasn't a good apology.
Chris
Privately, you took it back.
Zach
Me?
Mike
Juju is here now to talk about everything that we did today. So we will include him on the conversation that we were having with Dominique. Manor or mansion?
Zach
Juju, I would much rather stay on a manor, because if you're on a manor, you can have your bat cave way down in the jungle deep. You can have Alfred getting you a couple of things here and there. You can allow Robin to crash and let him wrench or hold your motorcycle if he wants to. Batgirl can come over. I think you can sneak in and out. Catwoman. She has a little entrance of her own.
Mike
Come on now.
Zach
And still be a playboy for the city of Gotham. So give me the manor all day.
Mike
You could probably do all that with a mansion too, though, right?
Billy
No, you don't. Wait, the back cave is far away.
Peter
I'm not seeing how I'm looking if.
Mike
The mansion has a guest house. No. No possibilities of that. What do we have on the subject of Vegas allowing UNO as a table? How do we. How do we feel? How does the group feel about UNO as a table game in Vegas? We like that.
Peter
Awesome. Yeah. Why not?
Mike
Yeah. We haven't been adding very many table games in Vegas recently.
Dominique
Now, Dan, I just got this across my group text a minute ago. UNO has released a statement. Hey, UNO fans.
Zach
Oh, no.
Dominique
Rumor has come to our attention that there will be UNO tables on the casino floors in Las Vegas. Sounds wild, huh? Get it? Because they have wild cards. We hate to be the bears of bad news, but the casino floor isn't ready for us yet.
Dan
Wow.
Dominique
I'm not going to read the whole statement.
Dan
Debunk.
Dominique
It's not happening.
Billy
Got the mortgage on the line. You get skipped three times.
Zach
You're like, whoa, this is not good.
Chris
That's.
Zach
I have booked a trip and everything.
Dominique
This isn't a reverse card. They also wrote. See, they're doing. They're having fun with it.
Dan
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah. But not as much fun as it would be to have UNO in Vegas with. Why can't we have UNO in Vegas?
Dominique
It does seem to be. It would be complicated. How would it work? Like skipping. Like, do I just not lose now?
Peter
I feel like flights would break out.
Dan
It would end in. Everyone has their own UNO rules also.
Zach
Yeah, right.
Dan
And then UNO thinks that they can come in and make the rules for you how to play their game. It's like, shut up, uno. I play how I want.
Peter
You keep skipping someone or you keep reversing. It's. It's gonna.
Zach
Right.
Peter
It's ugly.
Mike
Quick.
Peter
Yeah.
Zach
Can you stack the same color draw twos, or do you have to just put one draw two down?
Dominique
Now, they did say. They did say. While we get this sor. The UNO social club is rolling out to bars in Los Angeles, New York City, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin.
Zach
So I'm back in.
Dominique
Be on the lookout.
Mike
All right. Be on the lookout.
Chris
From UNO spokesman Chris Cody on top of all of your UNO news instantaneously, in a way that really caught me off guard. I'm not used to you snapping to attention.
Mike
Like.
Dominique
And it was signed Stay wild. The UNO team.
Chris
Okay. They're continually doing this. Those people really enjoyed doing that.
Dominique
Is journalism.
Chris
Press release. Okay. Chris Cody finds out. Let's have competing episodes. See if we can climb to the place where Pablo finds himself on the charts these days.
Dan
Where's the line between journalist and snitch?
Billy
Wow.
Zach
Because there we are.
Dan
I feel like we're kind of hovering over that line. Right? Are we? I mean, Pablo's going out there. He's saying Carmelo's name. He's throwing names out there. Like we're close to snitch territory. I feel like.
Peter
You know what I mean? The snitches.
Zach
Right stitched up.
Peter
They get hurt.
Zach
Yes, sir.
Dan
We're worried about him, Dan.
Mike
Any thoughts, Juju? On a beef of our creation between Mike Greenberg and Schrager.
Chris
That too. Comfortable in his seat. Peter Schrager.
Zach
I think that's a part of the snitching, Billy. Talk about. He gonna hear about it now. I don't know. What. You got a beef with Schrager. You was like, he's looking awfully comfortable in that chair. You're supposed to be comfortable where you are. I salute the shrekester. You feel me? Put your feet up on the desk. They're gonna have you in there, dude. I remember we're pr.
Dominique
This is more just. We're seeing the fear on the other side.
Zach
Yeah. But I do. I do agree, though. I'm pretty sure Greeny is like, all right, enough. Somebody drop a light or something?
Mike
Anvil, can you guys get for me, please?
Chris
The.
Mike
The photo of Brock Lesnar's daughter who is getting married or has gotten married here. What is her name? I'm sorry. Forgive.
Peter
Maya. Maya Lesnar. She's. She's dating.
Mike
Dating. Okay. She is dating. But it got us. On the subject of whether or not you'd like to start that dating process and then be introduced to her father. Whether that is something that anybody wants in their life.
Dominique
Athletes daughter. You'd be the most afraid to date because Brock Lesnar would be up there.
Peter
Really high on the list. Right?
Zach
Yeah.
Mike
I mean, Shaq. Look, man, when you guys tell me if you think I have it wrong, but when Shaq is saying that to RG3. If I am RG3, and that is Shaq still 50 years old or not, when he says, I'm telling you this one time, I will not be entering those waters again. I don't. I. Even if the Threat is just an idle one. Just the sheer size of Shaquille o'. Neal. I don't know why anybody in the world wouldn't be afraid of that except for Robin Lopez. Perhaps because then Shaq would just run away from him.
Chris
Just because it's Robin Lopez and you can't account for crazy, right?
Zach
Also, when he took his shades off, that's what you got to be afraid of, right? You take your shades off. He's serious.
Dominique
I'm look right in this camera here.
Peter
That's a go to old man move. When you take off the glasses, that means you're very serious.
Mike
Juju, did you have any thoughts on.
Chris
Zaz asking the question, does Caitlyn Clark stink?
Peter
It's a fair question.
Zach
Look, 2 for 35 on the road games, 2 for 36. That's a glaring sting. That's happening right now. Glaring stink.
Chris
That's a glaring stink.
Zach
It's a glaring sting. And also to her dealing with the referees, you posed a question earlier like, who wouldn't be upset with that? Excuse me, $3. Who wouldn't be upset with the officiating? Right? The entire WNBA is upset with the officiating. So we all can't just throw tantrums and call the referee ridiculous. Draymond Green would have got his ass sent out of the Oracle arena if he would have said that to the referee or even acted like that. But I think that what she's going through right now is just that sophomore slump. You drop an album sometime, that thing off the shelves, then you got to come back and drop another one, especially with the injury she got going. And it's not as smelly, as goody as the last season. But reminder, though, as just a public service reminder, you are allowed to like Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese. You don't have to make a choice like Bob is trying to make you do. You can like both of these sisters and appreciate their game. Salute to Bob.
Mike
I just want to be clear. She's not a smelly goody as she was last year.
Zach
I'm not sure what was not a smelly goody.
Chris
Okay, I'm glad we clarified.
Dan
So on the Brock Lesnar from Brock Lesnar, 6 3, 265 pounds. Now his daughter's boyfriend, 6 4, 300 pounds.
Dominique
So he's preparing.
Dan
Drew Moss is walking into the Lesnar household saying, what's up, little guy?
Billy
Grown man, dad. Strength is different. You can be as big as you want. You're gonna get grabbed by the seat of your pants back here in the back of your shirt thrown out.
Chris
So wait, you. You have this offensive lineman walking into the Lesnar, strolling into the Lesnar household and saying, what's up, little fella?
Dan
Yeah, what's up, little guy? He kicks his feet up on the couch. And then there's a conversation. Brock Lesnar looks over to Sable and says, what do we do here?
Dominique
She's like. She's like, you should take your shoes off. He's like, I'm not taking my shoes off.
Chris
Gets as comfortable in the house as Shrek as Schrager has been in Greenberg's chair.
Mike
Let's update some polls here at lebatard.
Zach
Show juju for sure. Also, before the polls, I just want to say, Zaz, a handsome fellow today, bro. I don't know. I don't know what you got going on. I don't know if you're trying something different, but I am picking up what you are putting down, brother.
Peter
Confidence player. That's what it's about. You just gotta be confident.
Zach
Yes, sir. Would you be okay with eliminating extra innings right now? 71 of the audience says, yes, they would. Does anyone?
Chris
Everybody would be fine. Yeah, I think. Do you think everybody would find if.
Mike
I just said right now, baseball. Here's what we're going to do. Nobody has extra innings anymore. Just 10th inning. Schwaber is going to come out and hit bombs.
Dominique
We can find something in every sport. No more overtime in football. A throw off. You know, I would be. I would be in for a blank off in every sport.
Dan
What if, like, a football game's tied and then they say, you know what? Kyle Schwaber is coming out. He's going to start hitting home runs here on the football field.
Billy
You bring Kyle Bowler out, he takes a knee on the 50 yard line, start throwing the football, hits the goal post, your team wins.
Dan
Is it the CFL that you get a point if you miss a field goal but it hits the net? Because that's crazy.
Peter
They got some bullshit going on.
Zach
Does anyone know the rules anymore? 96 of the audience says, no, they don't. Did you know the extra inning rules last night? 94 of the audience says, no, they did not.
Chris
What a. What a wonderful delight, by the way. I did not. Wondrous discovery on my extra inning All Star game ballot. Like, just. We. We're gonna all learn the rules together. This is fun.
Zach
More cool. The Hang Aaron tribute or Hank Aaron's actual play? Big one. 60 of the audience says, Hang Aaron's actual play. They didn't watch it. Yeah, they didn't watch did you go.
Dan
Juju, did you go to the game yesterday? You went to the home run derby, right?
Zach
Yeah, I went to the derby yesterday. We played the battery who just outside hanging around the hang around us.
Dan
Yeah, pretty fun. Home run derby is more fun than the actual game from my experience going to because, like, by the time the game comes, you're so exhausted with all the all star festivities leading up to you're like, I'm ready for this to be done already.
Zach
Right? Lots of, lots of. Bruce, have you ever put your socks on While standing up? 66% of the audience says yes, they have.
Mike
Does somebody want to come try this? Who would like to try this behind me? Chris, you already did it.
Dan
It's too sweaty in here.
Mike
Why don't you try it behind me? Why don't you try to see if you can put a sock on behind me while standing on a foot? Only 15% of 40 year olds can allegedly do it. We will see if Zazlo can do it behind me for the YouTube audience. Keep going, Juju.
Dominique
It's going to be a payoff.
Zach
Which would you rather have, a mansion or a manor? Wow, very close.
Dominique
Move the chair. Can we move his chair?
Dan
Dan.
Dominique
For the audio audience. He just fell over. Like, is that a real fall?
Dan
Oh, my God.
Mike
Are you okay?
Dan
Workers come.
Chris
He got it done. He got up and said, I did it, I got it. He didn't get it. He did do it.
Zach
51 of the audience says they would rather live in a mansion.
Billy
Wow, you need that space, man. The sprawling hills. Is that a deer?
Dominique
I told you mansion would win.
Dan
I can't believe it.
Chris
See you later, Juju.
Zach
Oh, we got. We got the best. The biggest poll ever. The biggest poll of the day. I usually would let it ride, but we have to have this poll. Does Greeny root for get up to be sloppy when he's on vacation? 90,98 of the audience says yes, he does. And those are your post. Thank you. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Chris Cote Finds Out (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Release Date: July 16, 2025
The episode kicks off with Dan Le Batard and JuJu Gotti exchanging light-hearted banter about pet ownership woes. JuJu humorously shares his frantic search for pet supplies online, highlighting Chewy's comprehensive offerings and reliable autoship feature. Although advertisements are present at the beginning, the hosts swiftly transition to engaging discussions.
Mike: "I'm hoping that all of that airing is the beginning of the pregame show because... I don't know where it went. Tell me that it aired."
In this segment, the hosts delve into the fallout from Jeremy's on-air apology, which has stirred significant discussion. Dominique clarifies that the apology was broadcast during hour two of the show, with Dan admitting, "It wasn't a good apology." Chris adds, "Privately, you took it back," indicating behind-the-scenes reconciliations.
The conversation shifts to a curious rumor about UNO tables being introduced on Las Vegas casino floors.
Dominique: "Rumor has come to our attention that there will be UNO tables on the casino floors in Las Vegas. Sounds wild, huh?"
Zach humorously expresses skepticism, questioning the practicality of incorporating UNO into the high-stakes environment of casinos. The group debates potential complications, such as varying house rules and gameplay disagreements, with Peter noting, "You keep skipping someone or you keep reversing. It's gonna be ugly."
Dominique: "They also wrote, 'Stay wild. The UNO team.'"
Chris summarizes UNO's official stance, revealing the company's playful denial: "It's not happening." The segment wraps up with the hosts reminiscing about the launch of the UNO social club in major cities, leaving the possibility open for future updates.
Dan raises a critical question about the boundary between responsible journalism and acting as a "snitch."
Dan: "Where's the line between journalist and snitch?"
Billy responds with surprise: "Wow."
The discussion highlights concerns over professional integrity, especially when reporting involves sensitive information like Pablo mentioning Carmelo. The hosts reflect on the potential repercussions of crossing this ethical boundary, emphasizing the importance of maintaining credibility.
The topic shifts to Brock Lesnar’s daughter's romantic life, stirring both amusement and apprehension among the hosts.
Dan: "Brock Lesnar, 6'3, 265 pounds. Now his daughter's boyfriend, 6'4, 300 pounds."
Billy jokes about the intimidating presence Lesnar's family might have, while Dominique points out the fear associated with dating an athlete's child. The conversation playfully explores the challenges and humorous scenarios that could arise from such high-profile relationships.
The hosts engage the audience with a live poll about the potential elimination of extra innings in baseball and overtime in other sports.
Zach: "Would you be okay with eliminating extra innings right now? 71% of the audience says yes, they would."
Dan: "What if, like, a football game's tied and then they say, you know what? Kyle Schwaber is coming out. He's going to start hitting home runs here on the football field."
The segment is filled with comedic takes on how sports might change without extra playtime, blending humor with genuine audience interaction. The hosts speculate on inventive, albeit absurd, solutions to ending games swiftly.
A brief poll explores whether the audience prefers the excitement of the Home Run Derby over actual baseball games.
Zach: "Big one. 60% of the audience says 'Hang Aaron's actual play.' They didn't watch it."
Dan shares his personal experience, finding the Home Run Derby more enjoyable due to the festivities and spectacle surrounding it.
The hosts introduce a lighthearted segment where they attempt to put on socks while standing, engaging both the live audience and listeners.
Mike: "Does somebody want to come try this? Who would like to try this behind me?"
Zach playfully challenges JuJu, while Dominique humorously comments on Zach's predicament after he stumbles: "He just fell over. Like, is that a real fall?"
A concluding poll determines audience preference between living in a mansion or a manor, with the results favoring mansions.
Zach: "51% of the audience says they would rather live in a mansion."
The episode wraps up with cheerful interactions and humorous remarks, maintaining the show's signature blend of sports talk and comedic relief.
Dominique (02:12): "Rumor has come to our attention that there will be UNO tables on the casino floors in Las Vegas. Sounds wild, huh?"
Dan (05:03): "Where's the line between journalist and snitch?"
Zach (07:40): "That's a glaring stink."
Dan (09:13): "Brock Lesnar, 6'3, 265 pounds. Now his daughter's boyfriend, 6'4, 300 pounds."
Zach (10:13): "Show Juju for sure. Also, before the polls, I just want to say, Zaz, a handsome fellow today, bro."
In this episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," host Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts navigate a mix of serious topics and playful banter. From addressing controversial apologies and debating the feasibility of UNO tables in Las Vegas, to exploring ethical journalism and engaging the audience with interactive polls, the show delivers a comprehensive and entertaining postgame analysis. The inclusion of guest JuJu Gotti adds an extra layer of insight and humor, making this episode a must-listen for fans seeking both depth and levity in their sports discussions.