Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Greg Cote Happens To Know
Date: December 2, 2025
Location: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Episode Overview
This episode of the Postgame Show features Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cote, Roy, Chris Cody, Jeremy, and Mike, in their signature freewheeling fashion. The group dives into the sports weekend’s most absurd moments, debates the logic of quarterback ratings, celebrates a streaming milestone, and revels in Greg Cote’s unique “happen to know” tidbits. As always, the banter is rapid-fire, self-deprecating, and infused with South Florida flavor.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Quarterback Ratings Confusion
- The crew balks at the QBR (Quarterback Rating) system, highlighting a bizarre stat: spiking the ball every play earns a QBR of 39.6—higher than some actual QB performances.
- Dan cites: “Per Bleacher Report, JJ McCarthy’s Vikings QBR in Week 12 was 34.2...if you spiked it every play, it’s 39.6. So what are we doing?” (01:40-02:02)
- Jeremy and Greg Cody mock QBR:
- Greg: “This is so bang on stupid. I’m so glad someone stepped and said it.” (02:34)
- The gang questions the logic of rating systems, concluding that turnovers kill your score more than sheer incompetence.
2. 100 Million Streams: Show Milestone
- The show celebrates reaching 100 million streams on Spotify in the past year.
- Roy: “100 million is obviously a lot...and it’s just Spotify.” (03:22)
- Gentle ribbing as Greg Cody brags about a similar (much smaller) milestone for his own podcast.
3. “Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend” Roundtable (04:47-13:02)
A rapid tour of oddities and laughs in sports, including:
- ACC Surprise:
- Dan: “Duke’s playing in the ACC championship...before Miami. Manny Diaz has reached the championship before Mario Cristobal.” (05:03-05:10)
- Miami fans despair and commiserate over unexpected conference outcomes.
- NFL Standings Stunner:
- Roy marvels: “The NFC’s first seed right now is being held by the Chicago Bears.” (05:27-05:33)
- Bewildered reactions as the cast notes nobody predicted Patriots, Broncos, and Bears dominating midway through the NFL season.
- Chris Cody Sleep Doppelgänger:
- Chris debunks viral rumors that he fell asleep at a Vikings game after internet sleuths mistook someone else for him. (06:28-06:40)
- Classic body-shaming banter ensues: Roy: “The folds of fat on the side of the face, that’s what did it.” (06:40-06:43)
- Chris: “Who doesn’t have folds of fat when you’re sleeping on your...chin?” (06:54-06:57)
- Halftime Show Analysis:
- Mike: “Every dad north of 40 pulling their lower back once Jack White brought Eminem out.” (07:33-07:40)
- Greg claims inside knowledge—that Jack White uses white flour as stage makeup, leading to playful skepticism.
- Chris: “That’s...I just don’t believe you’ve seen him...” (09:03)
- The crew riffs on Greg’s famous “happen to know” tales.
- Holiday Programming & Lip Sync Snafus:
- Busta Rhymes’ lip-syncing mishap at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is recounted.
- Mike: “He was just like going on...you could tell it was pre-recorded, but then he forgot it was pre-recorded.” (10:02-10:12)
- Discussion pivots to the enduring oddness of televised holiday spectacles.
- Viral Prank & Sports Embarrassments:
- Jeremy tells of a fake NFL insider tweet about a player watching porn during a team meeting, which duped millions.
- The group reminisces about classic viral “sex noise” prank texts.
- Roy: “Everyone that receives that is like, he got me...sex noise. Someone tickling a tonsil.” (12:45-12:53)
- Player Blunders:
- Dan notes: “Shador Sanders running 5 yards and sliding on 4th and 26.” (12:53-13:00)
- The futility of some player decisions is a recurring target of their humor.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Dan (QBR confusion):
- “If you spiked the ball on every single play it would be 39.6.” (01:56)
- Greg Cody (inside info on Jack White):
- “I happen to know that Jack White likes the intense white makeup, the flower makeup, I call it.” (08:46)
- Chris Cody (viral doppelganger):
- “For the record, I was at home on Sunday.” (06:33-06:40)
- Mike (Busta Rhymes parade mishap):
- “He was just like going on...you could tell it was pre-recorded, but then he forgot it was pre-recorded.” (10:02-10:12)
- Roy (show’s reach):
- “100 million is obviously a lot and it’s just a year. And it’s just Spotify because we’re on a lot of different places.” (03:22)
- Roy (on photo mix-up):
- “The folds of fat on the side of the face, that's what did it.” (06:40-06:43)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 01:40-02:54: QBR logic and poking fun at quarterback analytics
- 03:22-04:18: Celebrating 100 million streams
- 04:47-13:02: “Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend”
- (05:03-05:10): ACC surprise and Miami lamentations
- (05:27-05:56): NFL standings disbelief
- (06:28-06:57): Viral doppelganger and Chris Cody’s “sleep”
- (07:33-08:32): Jack White/Eminem halftime show + makeup secret
- (10:02-10:28): Busta Rhymes Macy’s Parade mishap
- (12:13-12:53): Viral sports prank and embarrassing moments
- (13:00-13:02): Shador Sanders’ infamous slide
Tone and Atmosphere
The episode is characteristically irreverent, leaning into in-jokes, exaggerated reactions, and the cast’s chemistry. Greg Cody’s “happen to know” tales and the crew’s willingness to mock themselves (and one another) provide a light-hearted debrief of the week in sports and pop culture.
For New Listeners
This episode is a quintessential Postgame Show, best for those who enjoy sharp, conversational humor about sports, viral moments, and media oddities, all filtered through the lens of South Florida original voices. The dynamic between regulars and the unpredictable nature of Greg Cote’s “inside scoops” makes for a lively, engaging listen.
