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Jeremy
I am truly stunned that I said 15 seconds or less and Jeremy was wildly efficient, and this is what a mean professional broadcaster gave us. I think I do. The counteroffers have been. Time's up. Again. I love when someone uses the again after not saying anything at all. I think I do the again.
Juju
The counteroffers have been.
Jeremy
Juju is with us now. We're going to update some polls. We're going to do some critique. What do you have for us to start in the way of critique today, Juju?
Juju
First of all, I'm not sure if I can say this. I'm allowed, but here goes nothing. Happy Black History Month, everybody.
Jeremy
You're not allowed to say it. You're not allowed to say it.
Juju
I knew it. I knew it. Well, yeah, Happy Black History Month, man. Great weekend of sports. Man to female went down. Shakur Stevenson handed him a big punch in the face. He been doing a lot of stuff, a lot of antics lately that could be seen as very racist. So it was good to see him humbled, and he apologized for racism after the show. So good fights, Shakur Stevenson. But, yeah, great weekend of sports.
Jeremy
Let's get to some of the things on the docket here today. I think that we have said some questionable things over the last ten days or so. Let's revisit some of them, shall we?
Juju
Yeah, I ain't even going to take it out of 10 days. I'm gonna take it out to Monday. Friday. Jeremy. Can we put the camera on Jeremy? Tashay, please, Sirs or m'. Ams.
Dan
And they.
Juju
You said if Mike Vrabel did it, you would watch. Do you want to clarify that? Do you want to repeat that, or do you want to stand on that? I'll stand on that.
Tony
Wow.
Jeremy
All right.
Tony
Shocking.
Jeremy
I mean, Vrabel said he would cut off his penis to win a Super bowl, and Jeremy said he would watch that.
David
I don't believe that any of you wouldn't.
Jeremy
No, I would not watch that.
David
I Was at a party over the weekend and multiple people came up to me and was like, Jeremy was out of pocket for that. And I was like, hey, look, he stands on that.
Jeremy
Multiple people.
David
Multiple people have on zoom and in person.
Jeremy
Why would anybody want to. Want what? Who wants to watch that? Why would you want. I get squeamish watching, like, needles and shivs in movies. Why would I want to watch that?
David
You wouldn't be able to look away.
Juju
So now it's time to put the camera on Judd's ass. I'm so sorry, Z, to do this to you, brother. It seems like you agree, though, that the reporters are in the suspension situation because they don't know shit and they shouldn't just be allowed to say they don't know shit. You feel me? You're not one of them. But do you want to repeat this? Do you want to stand on this or do you want to retract this? Kai Cenat is a low end celebrity.
Dan
Wild.
Tony
Yeah, I think he's a low end celebrity.
David
That's crazier than me saying, I want to watch Mike Rabel cut off his dick.
Dan
Indignant. Like, you're telling me know that guy? And he's young. You've seen it in a tweet before. Just double down and be like, I can't believe that idiot.
Tony
If you ask someone who's above the age of 25 who kai sanat is, you feel like the majority of them are going to know who he is. No, they're not. That's a low end celebrity.
Dan
He may be on SoundCloud or YouTube or an app. Don't volunteer that.
Tony
I'm sorry.
Dan
Dismay.
Tony
I'm not sorry. Actually, I don't know why anyone would say they're sorry. I'm not.
Dan
Twitch.
Juju
Whatever.
Dan
Just say twitch.
Tony
Just because young people know Tyson Addis doesn't make him a high end celebrity. No disrespect.
Jeremy
He's great on MySpace.
Juju
And lastly, put the camera on me. I'm tired. It seemed like we standing on everything.
Jeremy
No, that's not right, Juju. You're so right about that. Like, they cannot double down on those opinions. They're terrible opinions. Right?
Juju
Especially his asses during Black History Month.
Tony
I'm gonna ask.
Juju
Neither here nor there. But lastly, to us, I know David Sampson. We love you, brother. We support you and we always got you in our hearts. But he gave a hero support to Chevy Chase the other day, and I just want to put out there to us African Americans. Chevy Chase is the guy who vigorously uses the NWORD at will because he says that Richard Prior said he could do so.
Jeremy
Yeah, yeah, that we didn't mention that when talking about Chevy Chase. That he used it casually with Richard Pryor's permission because they did a skit on Saturday Night Live about crackers and offensive.
Juju
What's the problem?
Jeremy
Stereotypes?
Juju
Not this much. What is it? Tagaki.
Dan
Easy, easy.
Juju
Also I watched over the weekend I saw Mina Kimes and her co host David Dennis. I believe they were interviewing Ron Funches. Also I'm familiar with Ron Funches from his Southbeat session interview. Go check it out right now if you haven't. But my boy Ron Funches was on Traders. So I was like, bro, I'm gonna get this show with a chance, man. Damn. I done seen the promo over and over. I seen Bruh in the kilts and the boots. I'm feeling like in. Let me tell you, this show should be a required watch in every elementary school across America. Why, brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you this is might be the best show on tv. These folks be so convinced that they know exactly who the traitor is and they will bet their lives and their first children on it. And this person over here is a liar because they I saw him talking to old girl last night. They be just as wrong as hell. I'm talking about wrong accusation after wrong accusation coming from blonde hair, blue eyes, coming from every type. And you would think, oh man, he said that? I believe him. No, they all lying. They're traitors. Watch the show asap.
Dan
Pooh.
Juju
Peacock. I'm so happy we are in bed with you guys.
Tony
Juju, what did you make of Tony saying that there are no good movies anymore?
Juju
He's not far off, bruh. Folks be overreacting on all these movies. Like, like David Simpson was saying one one something, one battle after another. I saw it, I watched it, it was cool. I was in it. I stayed awake the entire time. It wasn't this thing, it wasn't chocola, it wasn't the like let Adnam and David Sampson tell it. You would have thought Titanic 2 came out. You feel me? And so I don't agree with the most of it, but I do think that my, my brother Tony is on the song. He a dog with a mountain on this.
David
Thank you.
Juju
So it made me come up with a top five ass movies of 2025.
David
All right, again, not wrong, just early.
Juju
Just early. Number five. The War of the Worlds ice cube.
Tony
Oh man, I think I got zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Juju
Ass on ass. I'm Talking about. I tried to watch that movie three times, sirs, and I could not do it.
David
That was Booty Juice.
Juju
Booty Juice Number four, Novocaine. I usually like Bruh, too. He and the boys. He a good actor, but, boy, do not go see Novocaine. You will regret it.
Tony
Yo, Ice Cube's War of The world's got 4% on rotten tomatoes.
Juju
Number three. My brother Amin. Now, I think we gotta always remember that Amin has been desensitized by the cinephobe show he does when he volunteers himself to watch some ass movies. Number three is the Running Man. You are right, dad.
Jeremy
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Juju.
Juju
I watched it over the weekend, too, bro. I was like, oh, free running man. Yes, sir. I was the front center.
Jeremy
Man.
Juju
That thing was so lame. Didn't pay no homage to Arnold, except they had him in there on a car. Maybe he's a president. I don't know. It was ass, though. No plot, no twists, just straight ass. What'd you say, Tony? What? The other one was Booty Juice. Number two, the movie Begonia. What I heard that's good.
Tony
That movie's good. Juju.
David
Juju agrees with me. No good moves anymore.
Jeremy
It's weird. I like it because Emma Stone and Fat Damon. But. And. And savvy. But. But it's weird. That movie's weird, bruh.
Juju
I knew the answer to the movie. The first five minutes of the movie, and that's where I. I give it a party file. Like, at least give me a twist that I don't see coming. I mean, sorry. Number one.
Dan
Him.
Juju
Marlon Wayans. You need to be ashamed of yourself for that movie, bro. Salute to all the people involved. Get your money.
Jeremy
That's a quarterback, right? It's a quarterback movie. Yeah.
Juju
A quarterback horror film.
Dan
Yeah, it sounded like Starvie. No one said savvy, right? No one caught that. I didn't make him a Savier. They're crazy. I'm not crazy.
Juju
We move on.
Tony
Juju. You got some polls for today? What do we got?
Juju
Yes, sir. I got some polls from the last couple of days. The last two days. A big great one right here. Better basketball player. D. Wade or giannis.
Tony
Easy answer.
Juju
54 of the audience says D. Wade, man. 305. Stand up. Is Bill Belichick rooting for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?
Jeremy
Oh, wow, that's an old one.
Juju
92 of the audience say, hell nah. It's Tom Brady rooting for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl. 54 of the audience say, hell nah. What's more impressive, squatting 405 at age 65 or squatting 65 at age 405? 63 of the audience says, squatting 65 at 405.
David
Dan said John harbor was 405.
Juju
Is saying, Shuck you, Dan, the best way to kick off super bowl week? Hey, that brother was awesome. He made a fan out of me Friday, right? 80% of the audience says, yes, it is. Have you ever been so drunk that you threw a chair and accidentally hit your homeboy? And I put homeboy because mate don't read the same on Twitter.
David
Mate seems to put Australian accent in parentheses.
Dan
Right?
Jeremy
Right.
Juju
79% of the audience says, no, they have not. Have you ever suspected a boxer of wearing a toupee in the ring? 90% of the audience says, no, they have not. Can the word battling ever be one syllable? 78% of the audience says, no, it cannot. And last poll in Miami. Is that smell from the heater just dust from the coils because it's been so long since you've last used it? 95% of the audience says, yes, it is. And those are your poles.
Jeremy
All right, put it on the poll. Is everything about funding. This is America, Jack. Because you forgot that one.
David
We'll.
Jeremy
We'll get to that tomorrow. Thank you, Juju.
Juju
Yes, sir.
David
Shuck you, Dan.
Date: February 2, 2026
Recording Location: Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami
This postgame show features Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and their crew with guest JuJu Gotti, who leads a humorous and candid critique session to mark the start of Black History Month. The team dissects recent topics, revisits questionable on-air takes, debates celebrity status, dissects the dire state of films in 2025, runs through bizarre poll results, and gives "flowers" to TV shows and questionable movie choices. The tone is irreverent, witty, and full of playful banter and sharp cultural critique.
"First of all, I'm not sure if I can say this. I'm allowed, but here goes nothing. Happy Black History Month, everybody." (01:13)
"[You said] if Mike Vrabel did it, you would watch. Do you want to clarify that? Do you want to repeat that, or do you want to stand on that?" (02:10)
"I don't believe that any of you wouldn't." (02:29)
"Why would anybody want to? ... I get squeamish watching, like, needles and shivs in movies." (02:41)
JuJu challenges Tony’s take:
"Kai Cenat is a low end celebrity." (03:09)
Dan expresses disbelief:
"Wild." (03:14)
Tony stands by his position, claiming those over 25 won’t know who Cenat is, sparking debate about generational fame and modern celebrity:
JuJu closes with:
"Especially his asses during Black History Month." (04:18)
"Chevy Chase is the guy who vigorously uses the NWORD at will because he says Richard Prior said he could do so." (04:46)
"This show should be a required watch in every elementary school across America. Why, brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you this is might be the best show on tv." (05:47)
"They will bet their lives and their first children on it ... And they be just as wrong as hell." (05:53)
"Top five ass movies of 2025." (07:08)
War of the Worlds (Ice Cube version):
"Ass on ass ... I tried to watch that movie three times, sirs, and I could not do it." (07:28) David: "That was Booty Juice." (07:35)
Novocaine:
"Do not go see Novocaine. You will regret it." (07:36)
The Running Man:
"That thing was so lame. No plot, no twists, just straight ass." (08:23)
Begonia:
"I knew the answer to the movie the first five minutes of the movie ... at least give me a twist." (08:59)
Marlon Wayans’s “Quarterback” Horror Movie:
"Marlon Wayans. You need to be ashamed of yourself for that movie, bro. Salute to all the people involved. Get your money." (09:16)
JuJu runs through poll results, blending stats with reactions:
"54% of the audience says D. Wade, man. 305. Stand up." (09:55)
"92% of the audience say, hell nah." (10:09)
"What's more impressive, squatting 405 at age 65 or squatting 65 at age 405? 63% of the audience says, squatting 65 at 405." (10:31)
"79% of the audience says, no, they have not." (11:13)
"90% of the audience says, no." (11:16)
"95% of the audience says, yes, it is." (11:47)
JuJu Gotti, on Black History Month:
"Happy Black History Month, everybody." (01:13)
Tony, on Kai Cenat:
"If you ask someone who's above the age of 25 who kai sanat is, you feel like the majority of them are going to know who he is. No, they're not. That's a low end celebrity." (03:30)
JuJu, on "The Traitors":
"This show should be a required watch in every elementary school across America." (05:47)
JuJu, on "War of the Worlds" (Ice Cube):
"Ass on ass ... I tried to watch that movie three times, sirs, and I could not do it." (07:28)
David, on “War of the Worlds”:
"That was Booty Juice." (07:35)
JuJu, closing the segment:
"Shuck you, Dan." (12:02)
The tone is brash, conversational, and in typical Le Batard Show fashion, hops between insightful pop culture critique and total absurdity. Each exchange is amplified by the group’s comedic timing, willingness to roast each other, and JuJu Gotti’s sharp, playful commentary—especially poignant as the show ventures through issues of race, celebrity, and the state of sports and entertainment.