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Podcast Contributor
I didn't know we updated the against the spread music.
What is this? Fold Puts down a parlay.
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Podcast Host
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Podcast Contributor
That's better.
Fievel puts down a parlay. I thought that was a good joke. I don't know. Juju. What's up, man?
Podcast Host
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Podcast Contributor
There it is. Start a streak. That's how a streak starts, Juju. Before we get to the polls and to the reviews and everything, Zazzle left. But before he left, he made a proclamation that we should have one universal time zone for the entire world. It's the Lord's time, he calls it. And it just happens to be the same time zone that he lives in.
Coincidence.
But part of this is that people who live east of us get a full day to relive. Right. Because they get New Year's evil. And then they get to do the second New Year's as they adjust to the new time zone. But everyone lives west of us. They're kind of screwed. I thought that kind of sucked for Hawaii. Now the thing that Chris said was that you live in Hawaii. You don't get to. You don't get to complain about losing a day. Juju, what side of the argument do you fall on?
Podcast Host
Right. It's a tough one because I do. Like our 1pm Starts here on the East Coast. Football starts at 1pm But I always think, damn, we. What is it, 11am on the West Coast? That's 10am That's a whole different life structure. So I'm not sure though I'm gonna.
Podcast Contributor
Tell you right now, it's beautiful.
I would forget. I would forget to set my fantasy lineups like three times a season. If it was at 10am I'm gonna.
Tell you right now, it would happen to you a couple of times and then you'd get used to it because at 10am you're ready. You already get started on the day. And the.
But I've been in Vegas. It sneaks up on me.
The beautiful. Well, it's. Cause you're just there for a day. If you live there, it'd be a. And then here's the big part you guys keep talking about. Oh, it starts at 10. It ends a lot earlier too. You got your whole day after that.
Sunday Night Football's done at like 8pm.
Yeah, I'm gonna mean Hammer's own a point by covering his mouth and talking into the microphone. It's such a good.
It's a great audio device. Now, Dan Levatar doesn't appreciate it. Will you speak up? Why don't you be professional? Speak up to the microphone. But a lack in the last.
I just realized which. So Chris said earlier that if you get the extra day that it can. It doesn't have to be New Year's Day. Right? Who said that? Somebody said that. So why wouldn't you just get your extra day on your birthday? You got back to back birthdays. It's all about you right there.
If you live east of here.
Right.
Right.
If you live in Hawaii, you live.
You're screwed.
You don't just get to choose when you get the extra day at a certain point in time. No, he was just saying you just pick a day and today's the day.
Yeah.
We all switch back. I mean, it could just happen to fall on Your birthday, but it's not like you have a day. And you're like, I want an extra day.
Pick daylight savings time day. They just picked a day, Right?
All right, so we'll do it on Izzy's birthday. Sorry. We're gonna. Let's all agree it'll be on his birthday.
It's, like, halfway through the year, so it's like half a new year.
Equinox.
Podcast Host
Right, Right. Speaking of falling into things, I like to get some advice for you guys from you guys. What do you guys do whenever you open up Instagram and you just open. Like, you see a notification come down, but you accidentally touch it, and now you in someone's lives, and it's you and three other brothers in there.
Podcast Contributor
And then they shout you out, hey, we got. Dude, you got in here.
That's. There's no more panic than you're like, all right, you know what? I'm going to tune into this live. And there's. And there's zero people, and you're the. And it's just like, I get out so fast.
I just. I just correct their grammar, and they kick me out immediately.
Podcast Host
Oh, man. I give them a good four, five minutes. I'm like, I met. Bump it. New Artists of the Year right here. Let's hear it, Juju.
Podcast Contributor
What you got to do is you just got to interact. Interact a lot, and then at some point, they'll feel the awkwardness, and you're like, all right, I got to run.
It happened to me one time. I was stuck for an hour.
What?
Y.
No way.
I swear on my life. And I just. I just was very careful about that. That's when I learned what Instagram loves.
I've left comments before. And then I get this weird. And everyone's going to think this is weird. I get this, like, weird anxiety of, like, oh, no, they're about to read my comment. I'll, like, leave. Oh, no, I'll just, like, leave a comment. And then I'm like. It seems like they're at about the time they're going to comment on it, and I just. I don't. I can't explain it. I just get this anxiety of. I don't want them to say something negative that I don't want to hear, so I just exit out.
I'm the opposite. I want to. I was like, read my comment. Read my. I can't leave as you read my comment.
Whose lives are you commenting on, Chris?
I'm trying to think where I did this last.
Well, what are you saying?
Podcast Host
Dua lipa.
Podcast Contributor
Like, what's the nature of your comment?
I think the last time I did it was some, like, poker guy was live, and I was just like, oh, you should have done this. And I was like, he's gonna see my opinion on this and call me an idiot. I was like, I need to get out of here.
I thought you were gonna say that you suck.
Podcast Host
Earlier in the show, Izzy, you said, once there's been vomit in the pool, it's over with. Don't think about the pool. Which made me think about the Stanley Cup. I saw a seal eating fish out of the Stanley cup yesterday. Is it done? Can you drink beer still out of it? What do y' all think about that?
Podcast Contributor
I mean, you could clean it.
You gotta. Gotta get that lemon. That lemon pledge that Billy Joel drank.
Juju. I saw that same exact video. And then yesterday, they took the Stanley cup to, like, the Coldplay concert. Were drinking, they were chugging out of it. I was like, man, I don't know how deep cleaning, like, how much deep cleaning you need to do in that thing, but, like, to your point, like a seal, sea lion, whatever it was, was drinking out, was eating raw fish out of that yesterday. Like, I. I think I'm gonna give that a couple days.
Is he. How do you say seal in Spanish?
What is it? Faco? Faco, Something like that.
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Podcast Contributor
Like, Edie.
I know, I know. In French. In French, it's Falk.
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Podcast Contributor
Falco. Remember Falco.
Shane Falco.
That was a moment. Not. Not Shane Falco.
You were hiding behind the jukebox, Right?
Podcast Host
Also, another moment. Last week, I think Bill Belichick's press conference didn't get too crazily dissected because I feel like during the press conference is when Hulk Hogan was announced to be presumed Dean. Great.
Podcast Contributor
Great.
Podcast Host
Hell yeah. So, yeah, I think that's why I flew under the radio.
Podcast Contributor
The radar PR team of Bill Belichick. Happy with that news.
Maybe he killed him. Wow.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Podcast Contributor
That'd be a long reckless.
Podcast Host
Okay, my bad. Also, congratulations. Freddie Gibbs put out a great CD this weekend with the Alchemist. Everybody. Check that out, man. Hip hop. Oh, head. Hip hop is bad.
Podcast Contributor
I was about to ask you that. Are we having a moment for old heads?
Podcast Host
Yeah, man. Like, I think they're just being showing that no matter what age you are, what your dream is, bruh, you could do it, man. Like the Adam Sandler movie. You can do it. Push the T48. And malice is 51.
Podcast Contributor
Yeah.
Podcast Host
You feel me? All these guys are in their higher 40s. And Raekwon just dropped the album. So whatever you out there doing, man, you're not too old. You're not too long in the tooth, man. Jelly Roll just got what, album of the year or one of the things that he's 40 years old. So, man, keep pushing, man.
Podcast Contributor
You can hear the wisdom in their lyrics too.
Podcast Host
Right? Right.
Podcast Contributor
Hip hop, guys.
Speaking of, you can do it, what'd you think of Happy Gilmore? Too.
Podcast Host
Happy. To Happy. Give it to America. Look, I think it wasn't as bad as the Internet is making it, because once Zaz put this in perspective, I was like, okay, cool. Once you go in knowing that you watching Happy Gilmore, I get it. But I didn't necessarily crack a smile the entire time, bro. I was happy to see Bobon. I was happy to see. It was a couple jokes that lavar made when he was talking to Charlie hall that was kind of funny. But in general, I don't know, man. It might have missed me, but I'm so happy that everybody got their cameos. Cameron Stat, Kelsey Plum.
Podcast Contributor
Bad friends.
Podcast Host
Right? I love all of that, but I don't know. I'm a comedian, so don't take me serious.
Podcast Contributor
That plot twist at the beginning was just hard to get past for me. That was the biggest criticism for me. Like. And in the first one, see, I don't want to give anything. I don't want to ruin anything. But in the first one, there were some shocking similar twists that I kind of forgot about how ridiculous those were. So it is kind of like a rinse repeat with, like, you know, something shocking. But I was just. I giggled a couple times when he was drinking out of random stuff. Come on. That was a little funny. I'm reaching here. Juju. I'm with you. I'm trying. I'm just trying to be positive.
Reaching, like Mr. Fantastic.
I'm trying to find fantastic. I just didn't despise it. Can I say that?
Podcast Host
Okay, yeah, that's. That's a good one. I didn't despise it either. I also don't despise what C World is doing after having a. A bad track record. SeaWorld is back right now.
Podcast Contributor
Super back.
You guys know about this? No, Mike, you know about this. So SeaWorld has decided just have, like, a concert series back. You know where the place where Shamu and all those guys were. Now it's like we just have like.
90S and early 2000 show a couple weeks ago. Looked kind of sad.
DraftKings Advertiser
Well, because they're so far away from the crowd, it does make something awkward, but the crowd at the Waka Flocka.
Podcast Contributor
Waka Flocka went crazy this weekend. Crazy this weekend. And then we had Yin Yang twins, like, about two or three weeks ago. We had. Who else?
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Podcast Host
Bow wow.
Podcast Contributor
Bow wow, soldier boy. Like, it's been a great, great thing that they've done as far as, like, hey, we can't have these animals being, you know, subjugated in this torture theater anymore. Let's have some rap acts.
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Podcast Host
Yeah.
Podcast Contributor
Oh, that's all that's used for now. They don't even have, like, I didn't even know that. I thought that there was, like, a whale show, and then you get fat.
Like the water in there.
Oh, so those pie people show up to that thing just for the music? Yeah, I thought that they were getting a whale show, and then they throw.
I think the whale show's done.
Oh, okay.
Podcast Host
I'm over with.
Podcast Contributor
Nice. As it should be.
There you go.
Definitely pay for a show. Bow wow and a whale performing together.
Oh, my God.
Who opens for who?
Podcast Host
All right, Come back of the year. Them and Red Lobster right now.
Podcast Contributor
Let me tell you something, man. Every once in a while, I realize I've turned into an old black man. Because when I. I found out that.
CEO, he's like, I'm likable.
No, but. But he's a terrible actor. Like, he's bad at reading lines. But I'm like, but Red Lobster is back. And I'm like, go ahead, young brother. Go ahead. Look at the young bro. I just turned into an old black man on a porch. I was so proud of this guy.
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Podcast Contributor
Hey, you hear this for me?
But no. Hey, I'm so happy. And he's, like, 34, too.
He's a young guy thinking about it and start nodding. Like, what are you nodding about?
Real groundbreaking. A Fisherman's feast.
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Podcast Contributor
SeaWorld San Diego is the one you. To SeaWorld Orlando. The concerts are not as good as the SeaWorld San Diego. SeaWorld San Diego, August 9th. Mark your calendars. Trina will be there. And then a week later on the 16th, genuine.
I don't like that a South Florida legend like Trina has to perform all the way in.
What's the Orlando one? What does Orlando have?
Well, on the flip side, we have on August 9, a Luke Bryan tribute band.
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Podcast Contributor
Well, no, I'm building up to that one. Yeah, there's a real winner then. We have Fleetwood Max is going to be there.
DraftKings Advertiser
Fleetwood Max.
Podcast Contributor
Yeah.
There go Waka Flocka on the screen.
That's yet another tribute band. And then August 24th, Lee Greenwood.
Yeah, look at this. We got Waka Flock in San Diego. Look at this.
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Podcast Contributor
That sounds dangerous.
DraftKings Advertiser
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Podcast Contributor
Don't let the fuel dude do anything.
Else you want to get to before we get to the polls.
Podcast Host
That's pretty much it, man. Also, great day in the WNBA yesterday. The Atlanta Dream became the first team to beat the Minnesota Links on their home court this year. You feel me? Without Ryan Howard, big BG in the building. Neither here nor there. But yeah, man. Great stuff in the W yesterday.
Podcast Contributor
Awesome.
Podcast Host
Now the pose. Do you get to a lot of. No. Do you get a lot of stuff done on January the first? 93% of the audience says, no, they do not.
Podcast Contributor
You get a whole extra day on January 1st. Get things done. I'm like, no one's doing anything.
Not a damn thing.
Diet always starts January 2nd because it's like, I need this data.
Unless the second is a Saturday. Right?
Because then it starts, like, on the first Monday.
There you go.
Right?
Podcast Host
And the last poll. Is it sad when an adult posts their high school stats? 94% of the audience says, yes, it is sad.
Podcast Contributor
Sorry.
Podcast Host
Those are your pose.
Podcast Contributor
Speaking of sad, I got unsolicited advice from a listener the other day, and it made me very sad. He was. I don't know why you would think I would want help on this, but he was talking about my armpit sweat, and he just randomly said, hey, I've had this problem in the past. This thing works for me like crazy. And I was just like, do I need. Am I insulted? Should I feel insulted or should I. Like, it gives the impression that I stink. But you guys know I don't stink.
Hold on. What's the advice?
It's like follicle removal. Like, it's, it's.
DraftKings Advertiser
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Podcast Contributor
Yeah.
DraftKings Advertiser
I went to a natural deodorant and that.
Podcast Contributor
Terrible.
DraftKings Advertiser
No, it worked.
Podcast Contributor
Them joints is terrible.
DraftKings Advertiser
It worked. I, I, you, you still have to spray because it doesn't do enough about the, the body smell. But in turn, I used to have really bad sweat around that.
Podcast Contributor
Would you offer that unsolicited advice to somebody you were watching or would you just.
DraftKings Advertiser
I mean, if it's something, if it's something that I saw routinely with you, I'd be like, hey, I switched to this deodorant I got the rid of. Like, the one that I thought, would.
Podcast Contributor
It bother you, like, if you knew that I don't stink, but I got a little sweat under the armpits. Would it bother you to see it?
DraftKings Advertiser
I would also assume it's because you wear very tight T shirts, too.
Podcast Contributor
You're not really a lot of oxygen going on over there.
DraftKings Advertiser
It's also part of your. I mean, I'd hate to describe this as a problem because it's honestly because.
Podcast Contributor
Impressive your ability to pull off. Not like, because I do associate you with armpit sweat, but never smell.
Podcast Host
Wow.
DraftKings Advertiser
The shirt you're wearing right now, the Lacoste T shirt. I have one of those too. And I'm nervous to wear it because I'm like this. This could be an armpit sweat type of T shirt. It hugs the armpit there.
Podcast Contributor
The pastel colors. It really shows.
Yeah.
I will be more aware of it because I didn't realize it affects other people.
No, listen, it happens to everybody. You brought it up.
I know, but if somebody is willing to give me unsolicited advice who I've never met on a via DM on some social app, then maybe I should.
And also that Chris says I associate you with armpit sweats.
Yeah, that was.
No. I think I may have. I think I said that.
Dude didn't know I was fat when I was a kid, but associates me with armpits. With armpits.
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Podcast Contributor
Have we met?
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Arm and Hammer.
Podcast Contributor
Yeah. I'm a little like Billy, though. I'm afraid with too many swipes that maybe one day you just get armpit cancer.
Okay.
Podcast Host
Oh, thanks.
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You want to get away from the ones with aluminum in them.
Podcast Contributor
Do. Thanks. See you tomorrow.
Podcast Host
Yes, sir. Congrats, Bubba. Wallace, Brickyard, 400.
Podcast Contributor
Yeah, go ahead, young brother. Go ahead.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – "Postgame Show: Happy Gilmore 2 Americas"
Release Date: July 28, 2025
In the "Postgame Show: Happy Gilmore 2 Americas" episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz engage in a lively discussion covering a wide range of topics from time zones and social media mishaps to movie reviews and sports updates. This detailed summary captures the essence of their conversations, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.
Timestamp: 02:25 – 05:09
The conversation kicks off with a heated debate sparked by a previous guest, Zazzle, who proposed adopting a universal time zone dubbed "the Lord's time." This proposed system would align with Zazzle's current time zone, effectively benefiting those east of the US while disadvantaging regions like Hawaii.
Stugotz (02:46): "People who live east of us get a full day to relive... but everyone lives west of us. They're kind of screwed. I thought that kind of sucked for Hawaii."
Dan Le Batard (03:14): "It's a tough one because I do think about how different time zones impact our daily lives, especially with events like football games starting at staggered times across the country."
The hosts weigh the practicality of such a change, considering human habits and the adaptability required to embrace a single global time standard. They discuss the challenges of adjusting daily schedules, particularly for those managing fantasy sports lineups.
Timestamp: 05:09 – 07:15
Transitioning to social media experiences, Dan and Stugotz share anecdotes about accidentally joining live streams on Instagram. They explore the anxiety and humorous situations that arise from unexpected live interactions.
Stugotz (05:06): "I was stuck for an hour... I just was very careful about that. That's when I learned what Instagram loves."
Dan Le Batard (05:30): "How do you handle opening a live stream by accident? It's those moments that keep you on your toes."
The discussion offers practical advice on managing such slip-ups, emphasizing the importance of interaction and graceful exits to mitigate awkwardness.
Timestamp: 09:02 – 11:08
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reviewing the much-anticipated sequel, "Happy Gilmore 2 Americas." Dan shares his mixed feelings about the film, noting improvements in certain areas but expressing overall ambivalence.
Dan Le Batard (09:02): "I didn't necessarily crack a smile the entire time... but I'm happy that everybody got their cameos."
Stugotz (10:16): "I didn't despise it either. It has its moments, even if it doesn't quite hit the mark for me."
The hosts appreciate the inclusion of guest appearances from sports figures like Cameron Stat and Kelsey Plum, highlighting moments that resonate with their comedic sensibilities.
Timestamp: 11:08 – 14:05
Shifting focus to entertainment, Dan and Stugotz discuss SeaWorld's return to hosting live concerts. They reflect on the shift from animal shows to musical performances, debating the impact on the venue's legacy.
Stugotz (11:24): "They can't have these animals being subjugated in this torture theater anymore. Let's have some rap acts."
Dan Le Batard (13:05): "Bow wow and a whale performing together? That's a show I wouldn't want to miss."
The hosts express excitement over upcoming performances by artists like Waka Flocka, Yin Yang Twins, and Trina, while also reminiscing about past SeaWorld experiences.
Timestamp: 14:05 – 14:25
Briefly touching on sports, Dan provides an update on the WNBA, celebrating the Atlanta Dream's historic win against the Minnesota Lynx on their home court.
Dan Le Batard (14:07): "The Atlanta Dream became the first team to beat the Minnesota Lynx on their home court this year."
The hosts commend the team's performance and acknowledge key players, adding a sense of optimism for the rest of the season.
Timestamp: 14:25 – 17:00
Interactive segments feature audience poll results, prompting discussions on productivity post-New Year and the social etiquette of sharing high school stats in adulthood.
Poll 1: "Do you get a lot of stuff done on January 1st?" – 93% said no.
Stugotz (14:37): "Diet always starts January 2nd because it's like, I need this data."
Poll 2: "Is it sad when an adult posts their high school stats?" – 94% said yes.
Dan Le Batard (15:01): "Those are your polls."
The hosts delve into the reasons behind these responses, sharing personal insights and encouraging listeners to reflect on their own behaviors and social media practices.
Timestamp: 15:02 – 17:25
A heartfelt segment addresses unsolicited advice from a listener regarding armpit sweat, leading to a candid discussion on personal insecurities and social perceptions.
Listener's Advice: Follicle removal as a solution for excessive sweat.
Dan Le Batard (15:24): "Do I need... Should I feel insulted or should I... I don't stink."
Stugotz (16:09): "I would also assume it's because you wear very tight T-shirts too. You're not really getting a lot of oxygen over there."
The conversation humorously yet sincerely explores the impact of unsolicited advice, the stigma around body image, and the importance of addressing such comments thoughtfully.
Timestamp: 17:25 – End
Concluding the episode, Dan extends congratulations to NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace for his performance at the Brickyard 400, celebrating his achievements and encouraging continued support from listeners.
Dan Le Batard (17:20): "Congrats, Bubba. Wallace, Brickyard, 400."
Stugotz (17:29): "Yeah, go ahead, young brother. Go ahead."
Conclusion
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful commentary on current events in sports and entertainment. From debating the feasibility of a universal time zone to navigating social media mishaps and reviewing popular culture, Dan and Stugotz provide engaging content that resonates with a diverse audience. Their candid discussions and relatable humor make the show a must-listen for fans seeking an authentic and entertaining perspective on everyday topics.