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Host
That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and It's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours, Juju. What do we got?
Juju
The playoffs are rolling on, baby. And tonight I'm going with Colin Murray boyles for over 8.5 points tonight for the Raptors. And he's been stepping up lately. They're gonna need him. I don't know if they're gonna get the win, though. Next leg. I'm going with my boy Christian Brown, man, for over 11.5 points tonight. They've been talking a lot of trash over there in Minnesota about they can't do this, they can't do that. I think he gonna be one of the boys that step up tonight for the Nuggets. And lastly, for my Timberwolves, I'm going with Ayo Don Sumo, man, over 11.5 points tonight. Lock it in, man.
Host
Hey, yo.
Mike
All right. There you go. So, speaking of which, this leads me to, I think, a pretty relevant question. So we have our NFL draft live stream tonight, courtesy of Bucked Up. It's gonna be a lot of fun. We're going live at 7:30, 7:30 p. Eastern. Sounds right.
Host
So 7:45, we'll be live.
Mike
7:45pm Eastern. We will be live tonight. So you want to make sure you hang out with us this evening. But my question is, you know, we got a bunch of monitor. We got a bunch of monitors here, a bunch of screens in the studio. We got Stanley cup playoffs. We got NBA playoffs. Like, I, I, I would like to also keep track of Knicks and hawks. That's at seven tonight. You know, Nuggets and Timberwolves. That's at 9:30. So are, are we going to be able to kind of monitor everything still?
Host
Yes. I'll just give you a flat yes. I'm not sure exactly which TV on, but I'll get you your games.
Mike
I mean, I mean, I don't need the NFL draft on every screen in here. Guys, this is a very important question. How do you normally like to enjoy your draft? And I will start with you, Mike. And what I mean by that is drunk. I stay off of Twitter. I don't want anyone spoiling. Don't tip any pics to me. All right, so I'm giving a disclaimer right now. If any of you like to have your picks tipped, you better stay away from me, because I don't play that game.
Fofos
I like them tipped, tipping on Fofos.
Analyst
It's a tough one because we have to have our computers out, our phones out. We're following the action. And I got all these primetime players on multiple.
Mike
You're following the action. You're following the action by watching the draft.
Analyst
I'm following all the action, boss. What if there's a trade? One of the great feelings in life is being like, oh, man, huge trade. Let me tell you about it being the first man. That's better than six.
Mike
I got news for you. When there's a trade, they put it on the draft. You will see it.
Host
Yeah, but I thought these guys have. First I thought they've stopped reporting picks. Right? We're not talking about picks, are we? Like, Chef just not tweeting out, like,
Mike
people or the broadcast. And the broadcast. ESPN. Right. So ESPN's people won't do that, but there are people from other outlets, don't give a shit. Like, they're going to. They're going to tweet out the pics if they get it.
Juju
Yeah, you got to turn the noties off tonight, I think, because every now and then, Chefy gets a little happy with the seventh pick was confirmed. So, yeah, turn them noties off. But to what Mike's saying, the pleasure of sharing the breaking news, the ultimate guy who shared the ultimate breaking news was the guy who was able to share. Bro, did you see? Y' all just got Josh Hart to Jaylen Brunson. Oh, Chef's kiss.
Mike
So if we figured out what's going on with Dave Damaschek's arm, Dave Damaschek and Lucy Rodin, they are in Pittsburgh. They are there for the draft. And you could see the picture here with coach Narduzzi Rose is there also. And, you know, like. Like, why is Dave's left arm weighing. Seemingly weighing him down? What's going on there?
Host
A lot of theories here. I just think he's trying to be young.
Mike
Making comments like, your arm is heavy, is young.
Host
I'm just. I think he feels awkward making content with younger people, that he's just like, oh, I'm in a photo here.
Juju
Okay, let me.
Host
And it's just. And that's where we. That's what we got.
Analyst
It looks like he's holding something in his hand too, which might explain the posture of the hand itself.
Host
Like a handful of coins, maybe.
Analyst
Like, okay, he doesn't want to wrap his arm around Coach Narduzzi, who is totally alpha ing Dave right there.
Host
That's how you do a photo.
Analyst
That's. That's actually an alpha playing it out. He has left Dave Danishek uncomfortable.
Host
He went arm around. He goes arm around Dave first. And Dave's really. He. You gotta do the thing where you can't do the thing where you're around
Mike
each other, because why not?
Analyst
He's stepping up in front of him now. He's got to go a little further back.
Host
Is he gonna go waist?
Guest
So telling you it's the T shirt.
Mike
If you go waste the shirt, you
Analyst
essentially have to pull Pat Narduzzi closer to you.
Host
If I see his fingers around Nor Doozy's hip, that's even worse than what we're looking at.
Mike
Okay, so here are our options. And we'll have to ask Dave tonight. He has something in his hand. He does. Doesn't want the buttons on the shirt to be stretched out. Or he's being alpha by Coach Narduzzi. Those are options.
Guest
I got one more thought. Do we think that there is another photo where the arm is around? Because you can see on Coach Narduzzi's face, he's like mid smile. He's like. It looks like they're having a conversation. So do we think that there might
Analyst
have been seen Pat Narduzzi that happy?
Guest
Well, this is my point. They're having a great time. They're laughing, everything's cool.
Mike
They're. They're.
Guest
They're making fun of Dave. Oh, hey, put your arm around me. Everything's fine. But then Narduzzi running his own social media account, they're like, oh, just post the first photo, which is not the best one of Dave, nor of him.
Host
Or they're like, oh, Rose was blinking. Can we do another one? But he's already moved his hand back over here. He's not going to go back over. That's even.
Guest
Even more likely. It's the second time.
Juju
I got advice for Dave, though. Put that picture back up if you can. All we got to get Dave is a. A gang sign. Like your fingers in any kind of sign. A peace sign would have worked right there.
Guest
Peace sign.
Juju
Do something with your fingers and you back.
Fofos
But what if he has something in his hands also? You can see Lucy there is actually kind of hidden in plain sight that she, her arm motion is. Got an awkward hand situation stiff and she's holding onto her phone as well.
Host
That's always awkward. Do you go one thumb in the pocket. Do you go full like half a hand in the pocket? It's a tough spot there.
Juju
You got to go eight down down right there.
Mike
Yeah. This is, this is very important question that we will answer tonight. Have Dave explain himself. So 7:45pm Eastern tonight, courtesy of Bucked up, we have our NFL draft. We have our live stream draft watch. You're not going to want to miss that emotional time. Juju choked up. I'm not choked up.
Guest
I get it.
Analyst
Well, he just learned Roger Ebert died. Yeah.
Guest
By the way, I'm back. Dan's gone, so I could come back.
Mike
Juju, you got some polls for us?
Juju
Yes, sir. Man, is the meat always cheap when it comes in a can? 87% of the audience says yes, it is. I'm scrolling. Do you enjoy the artistry of drawing files? 82% of the audience says no, they don't. Is Alice Caruso a snitching ass joker? 90% of the audience says yes, he is. And last poll, should Sam Presti replace Jerry west as the logo? 73% of the audience says no. And those are your polls.
Host
See you guys tonight.
Date: April 23, 2026
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This episode centers on the group’s anticipation for the NFL Draft and how they prefer to experience such major sports events. With the playoff seasons of both the NBA and NHL adding extra excitement, the crew dives into personal rituals, debates about spoilers, and playful observations about awkward photo moments among sports figures on social media.
Live Draft Stream Announcement:
The crew is hyping their live NFL Draft stream later that evening, starting at 7:45pm Eastern, and sponsored by Bucked Up.
Monitoring Other Events:
With the NBA and NHL playoffs overlapping the Draft, there's debate about how many screens to use.
Spoiler Avoidance:
Mike lays down the law on spoilers:
The Joy of Breaking News:
Some team members enjoy being the first to share big trades or picks:
Spoilers Still Find a Way:
Even with networks promising not to spoil picks, everyone acknowledges that leaks will still happen via social media and other sources:
Personal Rituals:
Mike jokes about liking to be drunk while watching, and Juju highlights the excitement of breaking trade news to friends.
Discussion of Awkwardness in Photos:
The group discusses a social media photo of Dave Damaschek with Coach Pat Narduzzi. Analyzing body language, they consider whether Dave is being 'alpha’d,' hiding something in his hand, or just feeling awkward posing with younger people.
How to Fix Awkward Photo Hands:
Juju offers a tip:
Broader Social Media Behaviors:
The group laughs about how such moments get posted, who looks best, and how quick everyone is to analyze or nitpick awkwardness online.
Is the meat always cheap when it comes in a can? – 87% Yes
Do you enjoy the artistry of drawing files? – 82% No
Is Alex Caruso a snitching ass joker? – 90% Yes
Should Sam Presti replace Jerry West as the logo? – 73% No
“And those are your polls.” – Juju [07:58]
On Spoilers:
On The Joy of Breaking News:
Advice for Awkward Photo Hands:
Authentic to the Dan Le Batard Show, the conversation features irreverent humor, playful debates, and genuine excitement for the communal experience of watching sports. There’s an air of inside-jokiness—riffing on quirky poll topics, poking fun at each other, and nerding out over how best to savor one of sports fandom's signature nights.
For those who missed the episode:
If you love the blend of sports talk, pop culture riffing, and behind-the-scenes banter, this episode is a perfect snapshot of how the Le Batard crew turns even the act of watching the Draft into a communal, comedic experience—complete with polls, debates on spoilers, and strategies for surviving (and thriving) in the chaos of major sports nights.