Fofos (2:53)

I like them tipped, tipping on Fofos.

Analyst (2:57)

It's a tough one because we have to have our computers out, our phones out. We're following the action. And I got all these primetime players on multiple.

Mike (3:05)

You're following the action. You're following the action by watching the draft.

Analyst (3:07)

I'm following all the action, boss. What if there's a trade? One of the great feelings in life is being like, oh, man, huge trade. Let me tell you about it being the first man. That's better than six.

Mike (3:19)

I got news for you. When there's a trade, they put it on the draft. You will see it.

Host (3:24)

Yeah, but I thought these guys have. First I thought they've stopped reporting picks. Right? We're not talking about picks, are we? Like, Chef just not tweeting out, like,

Mike (3:30)

people or the broadcast. And the broadcast. ESPN. Right. So ESPN's people won't do that, but there are people from other outlets, don't give a shit. Like, they're going to. They're going to tweet out the pics if they get it.

Juju (3:41)

Yeah, you got to turn the noties off tonight, I think, because every now and then, Chefy gets a little happy with the seventh pick was confirmed. So, yeah, turn them noties off. But to what Mike's saying, the pleasure of sharing the breaking news, the ultimate guy who shared the ultimate breaking news was the guy who was able to share. Bro, did you see? Y' all just got Josh Hart to Jaylen Brunson. Oh, Chef's kiss.

Mike (4:07)

So if we figured out what's going on with Dave Damaschek's arm, Dave Damaschek and Lucy Rodin, they are in Pittsburgh. They are there for the draft. And you could see the picture here with coach Narduzzi Rose is there also. And, you know, like. Like, why is Dave's left arm weighing. Seemingly weighing him down? What's going on there?

Host (4:24)

A lot of theories here. I just think he's trying to be young.

Mike (4:27)

Making comments like, your arm is heavy, is young.

Host (4:29)

I'm just. I think he feels awkward making content with younger people, that he's just like, oh, I'm in a photo here.

Juju (4:35)

Okay, let me.

Host (4:36)

And it's just. And that's where we. That's what we got.

Analyst (4:38)

It looks like he's holding something in his hand too, which might explain the posture of the hand itself.

Host (4:43)

Like a handful of coins, maybe.

Analyst (4:45)

Like, okay, he doesn't want to wrap his arm around Coach Narduzzi, who is totally alpha ing Dave right there.

Host (4:51)

That's how you do a photo.

Analyst (4:53)

That's. That's actually an alpha playing it out. He has left Dave Danishek uncomfortable.

Host (4:59)

He went arm around. He goes arm around Dave first. And Dave's really. He. You gotta do the thing where you can't do the thing where you're around

Mike (5:05)

each other, because why not?

Analyst (5:06)

He's stepping up in front of him now. He's got to go a little further back.

Host (5:10)

Is he gonna go waist?

Guest (5:11)

So telling you it's the T shirt.

Mike (5:12)

If you go waste the shirt, you

Analyst (5:14)

essentially have to pull Pat Narduzzi closer to you.

Host (5:18)

If I see his fingers around Nor Doozy's hip, that's even worse than what we're looking at.

Mike (5:22)

Okay, so here are our options. And we'll have to ask Dave tonight. He has something in his hand. He does. Doesn't want the buttons on the shirt to be stretched out. Or he's being alpha by Coach Narduzzi. Those are options.

Guest (5:37)

I got one more thought. Do we think that there is another photo where the arm is around? Because you can see on Coach Narduzzi's face, he's like mid smile. He's like. It looks like they're having a conversation. So do we think that there might

Analyst (5:50)

have been seen Pat Narduzzi that happy?

Guest (5:52)

Well, this is my point. They're having a great time. They're laughing, everything's cool.

Mike (5:56)

They're. They're.

Guest (5:57)

They're making fun of Dave. Oh, hey, put your arm around me. Everything's fine. But then Narduzzi running his own social media account, they're like, oh, just post the first photo, which is not the best one of Dave, nor of him.

Host (6:07)

Or they're like, oh, Rose was blinking. Can we do another one? But he's already moved his hand back over here. He's not going to go back over. That's even.

Guest (6:13)

Even more likely. It's the second time.

Juju (6:16)

I got advice for Dave, though. Put that picture back up if you can. All we got to get Dave is a. A gang sign. Like your fingers in any kind of sign. A peace sign would have worked right there.

Guest (6:25)

Peace sign.

Juju (6:26)

Do something with your fingers and you back.

Fofos (6:27)

But what if he has something in his hands also? You can see Lucy there is actually kind of hidden in plain sight that she, her arm motion is. Got an awkward hand situation stiff and she's holding onto her phone as well.

Host (6:39)

That's always awkward. Do you go one thumb in the pocket. Do you go full like half a hand in the pocket? It's a tough spot there.

Juju (6:45)

You got to go eight down down right there.

Mike (6:46)

Yeah. This is, this is very important question that we will answer tonight. Have Dave explain himself. So 7:45pm Eastern tonight, courtesy of Bucked up, we have our NFL draft. We have our live stream draft watch. You're not going to want to miss that emotional time. Juju choked up. I'm not choked up.

Guest (7:07)

I get it.

Analyst (7:08)

Well, he just learned Roger Ebert died. Yeah.

Guest (7:11)

By the way, I'm back. Dan's gone, so I could come back.

Mike (7:13)

Juju, you got some polls for us?

Juju (7:15)

Yes, sir. Man, is the meat always cheap when it comes in a can? 87% of the audience says yes, it is. I'm scrolling. Do you enjoy the artistry of drawing files? 82% of the audience says no, they don't. Is Alice Caruso a snitching ass joker? 90% of the audience says yes, he is. And last poll, should Sam Presti replace Jerry west as the logo? 73% of the audience says no. And those are your polls.

Host (7:58)

See you guys tonight.