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Dan Le Batard
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Stugotz
Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out, especially.
Stugotz
For one of our great partners, sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard
So enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Billy Corben
Cuervo.
Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com Please drink responsibly.
Stugotz
Cuervo Amin. Why are you saying here before we get to juju, why are you saying that streaming is dead?
Billy Corben
Well, actually, I wanted to talk about this yesterday with Greg Cody because he was talking about how much he loves that show Mobland and Mobland. It was a phenomenal show on Paramount, plus a listers, Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, Helen Mirren. And it turns out that it's in jeopardy of not getting renewed despite being really good because the numbers just aren't there.
Greg Cody
So a big cast that's an expensive cast sounds like.
Billy Corben
Well, yeah, connected to that. The Disney Show Andor Season 2 just wrapped up. It's done incredibly because it's the Star wars show. That's for people who don't watch Star Wars. It's very gritty. It's very grounded in reality. And Tony Gilroy, who's a showrunner, he's a guy behind Michael Clayton and other great movies that you might love. He said basically Disney told him this is, we're out of streaming after this. In terms of TV shows, we're going back to just put into movies. And the idea here is that, like, they just found that it's not a worthwhile business model to be sinking premium money into creating premium content for streaming.
Juju
Can actors or actresses take a role that then ruins their reputation for you? Like, do you have anything? Because I was. We had, like, the family over this weekend. They were talking about that. They were talking about Helen Mirren. And Helen Mirren is one of the, you know, actors or actresses that gets the classical. She's classically trained from the theater and everyone. Oh, yeah. Classically trained from the theater. Classically trained from the theater. Like, this is this big, respectful thing. I go, she's in like, four Fast and Furious movies. Like, let's relax with how great Helen Mirren is. Like, she is in the Fast and the Furious now No more classically trained for Helen Mirren. Four Fast and the Furious.
Stugotz
I thought that that was the greatest praise an actor could get in your world.
Juju
It is the greatest place in my world. In my world, one of the biggest insults is classically trained from the theater. So when they're saying that, oh, Helen Mirren, I was like, no, that's Jason Statham's mom. Like, enough with the theater situation.
Stugotz
Juju, before we get to you, I do want to just sort of be curious about why it is that Mobland wouldn't be renewed. But. And just like that is renewed. The Sex and the City spinoff on Max, when that show needed to die.
Mike Ryan
Sex sells, though, Dan.
Stugotz
Oh, but this is not the kind of sex that sells.
Mike Ryan
Do you think that it's Sex in the City?
Stugotz
I mean, okay, so fine. Miranda with Rosie o' Donnell is the sex that sells at Levittard show. Put it on the poll. Is Miranda with Rosie o' Donnell the sex that sells Juju? What is the fan commentary that we have on. On today's show? What is the. The criticism that people are levying at us today?
Chris Cote
Good to be here. Happy Pride month to the community out there. You feel me? Joseph? Joe Lights from Twitter says, I'm not letting Dan claim flying as Cuban. And he put up a article where it says flan is a Spanish and Mexican dessert, then Spanish, because Spanish kind.
Tony
Of did all that.
Billy Corben
Also, I've been corrected by my brethren, even though we call it in Sudan, it's not actually cream caramel. It's flan, but we just call it that.
Chris Cote
Yes, living sleazy. Also says, someone tell Dan that flan belongs to all Latinos, not just Cubans.
Billy Corben
Breakfast flan. No more beat because Billy's mad at me.
Stugotz
Tony, what are your thoughts here? Billy, what are your thoughts on Cuba being flan, that getting to be ours? Do you guys.
Billy Corben
Cuba was flan. I'd swim right now. Breakfast flan.
Stugotz
You'd risk communism in order to get to breakfast flan?
Billy Corben
I've been through a lot worse. Dan.
Stugotz
Did you guys not think. Do I have this wrong? Billy and Tony, did you not think that flan was Cuban?
Tony
I think that the word flan is Cuban.
Stugotz
Right?
Tony
So when I think of that, that's what I think of. But I think people have it by other names, and it's kind of the same dish, but it just goes by different names.
Billy Corben
Breakfast Fly.
Juju
I was looking up where everything was from yesterday because I feel like we do claim everything. So I was like, I don't know, like the Canos I think are Venezuelan. I was looking up like everything to see exactly from. Yeah, I mean I get it at a Cuban bakery but I don't know. It's land of or Cuban bread.
Tony
Ours.
Juju
I know it's. I know it's the destination though in.
Stugotz
My belly the word flan is French. The earliest settlers in Cuba were French. That's why my last name is the bastard Breakfast Flan.
Chris Cote
Also I think the show Mobland I think it's just it fell victim to being on Paramount. Plus if it was on Max then it would be all over the world right now. But no one asked me that. I'm so sorry.
Stugotz
Now what do you mean? What are you sorry about?
Mike Ryan
We were talking about it right before you.
Stugotz
Sorts of opinions given out here that no one is given permission to give. I don't know why you're apologizing for your opinion. Before we get to polls though, what else do you have for us today? The. You know, we haven't talk. Everyone's watching the softball. There is a lot of televised softball.
Mike Ryan
Massive ratings. Yes, but.
Stugotz
But we are not among those who's watch who are watching the softball.
Chris Cote
Yeah, I watched. I'm. I'm locked in. Yesterday, Oklahoma versus Texas Tech. Oh my goodness, so much drama. They had a shutout pitch until the bottom of the seventh inning where Oklahoma had one strike left, hit a home run to tie the game. Two round homer and then Texas Tech came back in the bottom of the inning and closed the deal. Oklahom has pretty much one of the winningest softball teams in history. There was like seven consecutive world series appearances, if not championships. You know, I mean I think they, I. In my opinion, I think those women deserve a league, a professional softball league. We should have one start off with like eight teams or so. You know what I mean? Because I think these little girls, they love this and it's a shame that this is the highest level of softball other than the Olympics that we get.
Billy Corben
Juju. I have a question for you. You mentioned that one of the teams had seven straight championship appearances. Is that A knowledge that juju has because I've been a softball fan forever, B knowledge juju has because it was mentioned on the broadcast or C knowledge that juju has because he went and did the homework and the research once he started getting into softball.
Chris Cote
Now I was watching it on the game and they kept saying it and so I was locked in just to tune in to. They got the best pitcher. Texas Tech. I can't even think of a name on the spot right now, but she's the first millionair nil pitcher ever. I was just rooting for her. You know what I mean? I was rooting for her and then whenever she almost blew it at the end, my heart was broken. But they kept hammering it over. I hear how good Oklahoma has been.
Stugotz
Isn't it some sort of ridiculous upset that Texas Tech beat Oklahoma for the first time in a long time? One of the things you said about World Series appearances, I don't think it's possible that Oklahoma has won seven straight titles. They've probably made seven straight appearances in the bidding for the title. But wasn't Texas Tech beating them is like a 13 or something 12. So, okay, so one of the larger upsets you're going to find and no one's ever expecting, I guess, Oklahoma to lose to Texas Tech in that situation.
Greg Cody
Juju you asked for and you received. Launching in June 2025 is an AUSL Athlete Athletes Unlimited Softball League, Professional women's softball league featuring four teams playing a 24 game season in a traditional format.
Chris Cote
So us, they delivered athletes Unlimited.
Billy Corben
That's the. They also did the, the basketball. That's where my celebrity game Bad Shot is from. Is from the Athletes Unlimited Women's. Yeah, viral decontextualization.
Juju
I believe Kim Ang runs that league.
Greg Cody
She's the commissioner of the league. Jenny Finch is an advisor. So yeah, it's coming together.
Mike Ryan
Oklahoma has won four consecutive NCAA titles, made it to eighth straight.
Billy Corben
Dynasty.
Chris Cote
Definitely dynasty. And the pitcher's name is Najeri Kennedy. Niger. Salute the Niger.
Stugotz
Can you give us any commentary on the beef between Bill Simmons and Pablo Torre? It seems everyone at Metal Arc Media is siding with Bill Simmons for some reason.
Billy Corben
Not true.
Stugotz
I don't understand what's happening there.
Chris Cote
I definitely side with Pablo for sure because Bill Simmons, you know, Bill Simmons, he came at me on social media a couple of weeks ago. You know, he went under the radar when he tried to get us back or something. But neither here nor there. I still give Bill Simmons the credit for having Pablo on his show. I know Pablo would have loved for him to be on Pablo. Tori finds out, but I'm sure that Bill was like, nah, I never, I want, I still want the smoker. He didn't duck the smoke. A lot of people could be keyboard warriors. So I, I commend both of those brothers for stepping up to the task. And hopefully it remains civil because we know how Pablo gets juju here.
Billy Corben
Here's the problem. Juju. You saying, oh yeah, he wants to smoke. But again, it's not a live show. So he could go on there and Pablo can ask the questions that you don't want me to ask about. And then Bill can go chop, chop, chop. And it comes out, it just comes out as like, Pablo's like, duh. And Bill's like, oh, school.
Greg Cody
Then you pull a Tim Dillon with CNN and say put it all out. And then they do it and then you get to win on the back end.
Stugotz
Yeah, that's also a Shannon Sharp put it all out. What were you laughing, Billy? What was so funny?
Juju
I just said that's quite an accusation.
Billy Corben
I mean, I'm just saying he could do that.
Stugotz
It is. It is a big accusation. He could do that. And you are just saying it, but you're claiming some great immorality and editing that would embarrass Pablo and favor Bill. It's a reckless speculation.
Billy Corben
You think Bill is going to favor Pablo and embarrass himself on his own show?
Stugotz
I don't know why you'd assume anybody would be embarrassed in that it's on Bill's home court.
Chris Cote
I mean, which podcast, Pablo?
Juju
Is it Bill Simmons podcast or is it on the rewatchables, which was the podcast? What happened? Because it'd be great if he has Pablo on and they don't talk about it all. They just re watch an old movie.
Stugotz
They just talk about Heaven Can Wait.
Juju
Yeah.
Chris Cote
Pablo will not let that injustice happen though. You think Pablo gonna let that happen from the creators of Jordan and the Crew? Nah. If it isn't injustice, he gonna talk about it on Pablo Torre finds out 100%.
Billy Corben
Dan, again, the quote is, since you have such a strong public opinion about my work, I happen to have a few questions for you specifically. You think they're just going to go over there and just say, like, it was a misunderstanding? No, Pablo's coming there with questions. Questions that could be damaging to Bill.
Stugotz
Juju, do you like the idea of a either television detective or someone dressed like Pablo coming in and their signature phrase after opening up a briefcase being, I happen to have a few questions for you.
Chris Cote
I love it. I love it 100%.
Billy Corben
Damn. We also workshop the end of the Cold open to the first episode, he does that bit that you just said and the guy is left like shaking and he's sweating and he's like pale. And as Pablo's walking out, it's like, who's this guy? Who is this guy? And he turns around like, I'm Pablo Torre and I find out, and he throws a toothpick at him and we get the opening credits.
Stugotz
Okay. I thought it was fine the way that it was, but now we're.
Chris Cote
He needs a little bit more.
Tony
He needs a little toothpaste.
Juju
Exploding.
Stugotz
So the exploding toothpick of threat.
Mike Ryan
That makes everything okay.
Stugotz
An exploding toothpick is what. What you've added to the mix?
Billy Corben
Slow motion. Walking away with explosion.
Mike Ryan
Something. All he has is question.
Stugotz
Is it getting embedded in Simmons's forehead? What's happening with the toothpick?
Tony
It's exploding.
Stugotz
Exploding?
Billy Corben
It explodes.
Mike Ryan
It wrecks everything.
Juju
It's a good thing. It just has to get close enough, you know, it doesn't have to exactly hit the target because it explodes.
Stugotz
Okay, so it's a toothpick that acts as a grenade. Excellent. Okay. It couldn't be enough to be a briefcase and a detective. Now we have to throw an exploding toothpick in the mix to make it just a little better.
Juju
Imagine if that's how it all ends for Pablo, right? He's there finding out, but he's really just blowing up all these investig with like, explosions. Then he goes to prison for mass murder.
Mike Ryan
Loser.
Billy Corben
And then you can be a Cowboys.
Stugotz
Fan at Lebatard show. It was good enough the way that I was doing it. We didn't need the exploding toothpicks at Lebitard show.
Mike Ryan
Debatable.
Stugotz
What are the poll questions today? That people and. And yesterday, since you weren't here, if you've got any from yesterday. We've had a lot of them the last two days.
Chris Cote
Hell yeah. Is Kevin Costner sneaky towel? 75 of the audience says yes, he is six.
Stugotz
One was a stunner. I did not have him over six feet.
Chris Cote
Right. Would you like to eat a hot dog that is made of alligator? 54 of the audience says yes, they would.
Stugotz
Really?
Billy Corben
46 of cowards.
Stugotz
Wow. That is. He. He walked out on Duke and decided to stay in the NBA draft.
Chris Cote
He blew it. Did the Knicks finish in third place? 58 of the audience says no, he did not.
Stugotz
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
Mike Ryan
I'm ridiculous.
Stugotz
I'm sorry, Stu.
Tony
Guys, mathematically, they did well.
Mike Ryan
According to Thiboda, they did.
Stugotz
According to the Internet, they did not.
Mike Ryan
Loser.
Chris Cote
Is the bronze medalist a winner or a loser? 55% of the audience says a loser.
Billy Corben
This is. This is American, like exceptionalism right around the world. Bronze medal is something that is greeted with honor and respect here. We're like, you, loser.
Mike Ryan
Loser.
Stugotz
I mean, let's think for a second.
Mike Ryan
Third place.
Stugotz
Is anyone listening to this? Third place in the world at anything good enough to be third place that you would brag about in the world at anything.
Greg Cody
Having my keys in the wrong pocket when I'm approaching my front door.
Stugotz
There might be somebody listening to this who is saying that I am not third place. I'm forged first place in seeing a live microphone at a lacrosse game and saying that Sacred Heart. A lot of people are saying that they are filled with diarrhea, but other than that, I don't think there's anyone listening to this that can claim to finish top three in the world at.
Billy Corben
Any people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Chris Cote
I'm third place best in the world at picking the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel.
Juju
Oh, I hate that.
Chris Cote
Does alligator taste like chicken? That has been swimming. 78 of the audience says yes. Which hurts more, people thinking you're lazy or people thinking you're dumb?
Mike Ryan
Both.
Chris Cote
72 of the audience says people thinking you're dumb hurts a little more. Is a sandwich a finger food?
Billy Corben
No.
Chris Cote
58 of the audience says yes.
Stugotz
What?
Billy Corben
Only if it's cut up, like four very small pieces.
Stugotz
What are we talking about?
Billy Corben
It can't be a full.
Stugotz
No, a sandwich is not a. It's got a sandwich. It's got to be a tiny sandwich. If it's a tiny sandwich.
Mike Ryan
Well, that's what we're saying. Yeah, but if you cut it up in fours.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Billy Corben
And also, you got to be able to do this.
Greg Cody
That's important.
Chris Cote
Yeah. Do you take your hat off when you give someone a tip of the cap? 64% of the audience says yes, you do.
Mike Ryan
Thank you. Don't just do this, Chris. You don't just tip your cap.
Greg Cody
That's hats off.
Stugotz
It is different. Hats off is different than tipping the cab.
Greg Cody
Except for hats off. Do you just tip the end of your cap? What are we doing here?
Stugotz
It's different.
Chris Cote
Is it humanly possible to be great as the quarterback for the New York Jets? 188 of the audience says no, it is not favorite ice cream to order from an ice cream truck. Wow. The choices were strawberry shortcake bars, Choco Taco Push Pops, and bomb pops. 39 of the audience says Choco Tacos.
Stugotz
Congratulations.
Tony
Tony can never have one again.
Greg Cody
I'm just picturing the 12% of those jets fans like, no, it is possible.
Billy Corben
I'm voting.
Mike Ryan
I'm voting no.
Billy Corben
Greeny.
Juju
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Greeny voted for sure. Stu got definitely voted on that one.
Mike Ryan
I'm the one who said Justin Fields has no chance of being great.
Chris Cote
More versatile food. Potato or Tomato? Oh, wow. 76 of the audience says, potato.
Stugotz
That's just the potato being more popular than the tomato.
Chris Cote
That is.
Stugotz
That is bullshit. You cannot make that claim.
Chris Cote
Our potatoes made of vodka. 51 of the audience says, yes, they are.
Stugotz
Big win for Tony. A big win.
Greg Cody
What delicious condiment do you get from potatoes? Nothing. Ridiculous.
Stugotz
It is ridiculous. You're so right. This is just.
Juju
But what tomato do you put a condiment on?
Billy Corben
Right?
Chris Cote
Good question. Did you know that the crow slash raven is the smartest bird in the world? 66% of the audience says, yes, they knew that.
Stugotz
That's nonsense.
Podcast Title: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: I Happen to Have a Few Questions for You (feat. Juju Gotti)
Release Date: June 3, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
Guest: Juju Gotti
The episode kicks off with a spirited promotional segment for Cuervo Tequila, highlighting its rich history and enduring family legacy since its inception in 1795. Dan Le Batard humorously engages with Stugotz about the ubiquity of Cuervo mentions, leading to a lively exchange about the brand’s heritage.
Transitioning from the ad read, the hosts delve into the evolving landscape of streaming services. Billy Corben introduces the topic by referencing a conversation with Greg Cody about the potential cancellation of the Paramount show Mobland, despite its high production value and star-studded cast.
Greg Cody elaborates on Disney's strategic shift away from streaming-exclusive content, citing the cancellation of Andor Season 2, a gritty addition to the Star Wars universe. He explains that Disney is moving back to traditional movie releases, deeming premium investments in streaming content as an unsustainable business model.
The conversation shifts to the perception of classically trained actors in mainstream cinema. Juju Gotti raises a critical point about Helen Mirren's involvement in the Fast and the Furious franchise, questioning the reverence traditionally afforded to theater-trained actors.
Stugotz juxtaposes this by interpreting Juju's comment as high praise within his worldview, highlighting the nuanced opinions on acting credentials.
Juju counters by expressing disdain for the overemphasis on classical training, equating it to an insult in his perspective.
The hosts transition to sports, specifically focusing on the recent softball match between Oklahoma and Texas Tech. Chris Cote passionately recounts the dramatic gameplay, highlighting Oklahoma's historic dominance with seven consecutive World Series appearances.
Billy Corben and Greg Cody underscore the need for a professional women's softball league, advocating for greater recognition and opportunities for female athletes.
A dynamic poll segment engages the audience with a series of lighthearted and thought-provoking questions. Highlights include:
Audience Question (13:05): "Would you like to eat a hot dog that is made of alligator?"
Result: 54% yes.
Audience Question (14:02): "Is the bronze medalist a winner or a loser?"
Result: 55% say a loser, sparking discussions on American perceptions of competition.
Audience Question (16:00): "Is it humanly possible to be great as the quarterback for the New York Jets?"
Result: 188 voted no, 12% voted yes.
These polls not only entertain but also reveal the audience's sentiments on various topics, ranging from culinary curiosities to sports fanaticism.
A significant portion of the episode is devoted to dissecting the ongoing conflict between sports commentator Bill Simmons and ESPN’s Pablo Torre. The hosts express support for Torre, critiquing Simmons' approach on social media.
Billy Corben adds fuel to the fire by suggesting Simmons might exploit the situation to his advantage, though Stugotz cautions against unfounded accusations.
The discussion morphs into a creative brainstorming session about a hypothetical scenario where Pablo Torre investigates Simmons, complete with dramatic elements like an exploding toothpick, illustrating the depth of their animosity.
The hosts engage in a spirited debate about the origins of flan, with a focus on Cuban heritage and the broader Latino community. This discussion underscores the complexities of cultural ownership and identity.
Juju Gotti conducts research to clarify the diverse origins of various Latino dishes, emphasizing the shared cultural heritage.
The hosts infuse humor throughout the episode, particularly when discussing the hypothetical infiltration of Pablo Torre into Simmons' territory. They joke about enhancing the scenario with elements like exploding toothpicks and dramatic confrontations, showcasing their playful camaraderie.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts revisit the poll results, sharing amusing and unexpected outcomes that reflect the diverse tastes and opinions of their listeners.
The episode concludes with a blend of humor, passionate debates, and interactive segments, leaving listeners both entertained and informed on a variety of topics.
Key Takeaways:
Streaming Services’ Future: The podcast highlights the challenges streaming platforms face in sustaining high-quality content, using the potential cancellation of Mobland and the shift in Disney’s strategy as primary examples.
Acting Credentials Debate: A lively discussion on the value of classical training for actors, questioning traditional respect for theater-trained individuals in mainstream media.
Women's Softball Advocacy: Emphasis on the dominance of Oklahoma’s softball team and the push for a professional women’s softball league to enhance the sport’s visibility and opportunities.
Bill Simmons vs. Pablo Torre Conflict: An in-depth exploration of the tension between two prominent sports commentators, with a speculative and humorous take on potential fallout.
Cultural Heritage and Culinary Origins: A thoughtful debate on the origins of flan, reflecting broader themes of cultural identity and ownership within the Latino community.
Audience Engagement through Polls: Interactive segments that reveal audience preferences and opinions on quirky and serious topics alike, fostering a sense of community and participation.
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz masterfully intertwines sports, culture, humor, and current events, providing a comprehensive and engaging experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.