Postgame Show: Let's Monetize As We Realize (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Let's Monetize As We Realize (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Date: November 26, 2025

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Main Theme & Purpose

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, this Postgame Show episode features Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, JuJu Gotti, and the regular crew engaging in their trademark mix of irreverent sports conversation, inside jokes, South Florida culture, and playful banter. The show zeroes in on current debates in sports media, the cult of personality around athletes like Shedeur Sanders, Thanksgiving reflections, and the ever-popular Le Batard Show polls—with an extra dose of humor and warmth ahead of the holiday.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Miami Media “Legend” Game

(01:15–02:29)

• The crew debates who’s more legendary in Miami sports journalism: Susan Miller Degnan, Michelle Kaufman, Linda Robertson, and others.
• Light-hearted teasing and confusion about legends and local broadcasters like Dave Van Horn.
• Memorable bit: Chris Cote grapples with Dan’s intentions—“Now you’re trolling.”
• “It was very sensual, what Eddie George did there.” (Chris Cote, 02:42)

2. Shedeur Sanders, Fandom, and Power in Sports

(03:13–05:13)

• The group discusses Kendrick Perkins’ viral claim that Shedeur Sanders is “the most powerful man in sports since Obama.”
• JuJu Gotti weighs in, suggesting it’s the “delusional people on both sides” (fans, media) who stir up controversy.
• Quote: “You gotta have that healthy dose of arrogance. But he doesn’t help at times by [saying] that stuff.” (Juju, 04:40)
• JuJu expresses support for Shedeur but acknowledges that confidence can sometimes alienate others.

3. Addressing Sports Media "Beef"

(05:22–07:31)

• The group reflects on recent exchanges between Jamel Hill, Michelle Beadle, and Cari Champion.
• JuJu’s take: People should “wish your enemies to thrive” rather than publicly root for each other’s failures.
• Quote: “No matter how much I dislike a person, I want my enemies to thrive so they don’t think about me.” (Juju, 06:08)
• Suggestion to invite rivals (e.g., Pat McAfee, Stephen A. Smith) onto the show for direct, respectful conversation.

4. Thanksgiving Gratitude and Top Five Lists

(11:22–16:22)

• JuJu shares heartfelt gratitude for the show and its audience ahead of Thanksgiving.
• Playful moments: Suggests sending spiders to Zaslow only if accompanied by a subscription to “Zaslow 2.0.”
• A round of gratitude and banter on inclusion in the show family.
• Thanksgiving Must-Haves (Juju’s List, 14:25–17:07):
  1. Stuffing
  2. Collard greens
  3. Mac and cheese
  4. Fried turkey
  5. TV with football on
• Spirited debate on whether stuffing should be mixed with other foods; section-eating vs. combination eating divides the room.

5. Top Five Most Powerful Black Men in Sports (According to JuJu)

(08:45–11:14)

• JuJu counters Kendrick Perkins' claim with his own list:
  1. LeBron James
  2. Steph Curry
  3. Michael Jordan
  4. Deion Sanders
  5. Dwyane Wade
• (With humor: “Norman Powell, come on, man.” JuJu, 11:07)
• The crew notes Dwyane Wade’s honorary street, MJ’s legacy, and Curry’s recent shoe changes.

6. The Great Polls Segment (with Sensual Music!)

(17:44–19:40)

• The crew updates the day's poll questions with their perennial over-the-top delivery and addition of “sensual Biden” voice jokes.
• Sample Polls:
  • Is today the most ‘mailing it in’ day of the year? (88% say yes, 18:12)
  • Does it rain spiders in Australia? (88% say yes, 18:26)
  • Should Bam Adebayo’s statue be of him doing a dribble handoff? (89% yes, 19:35)

7. Barry Jackson’s Twitter Account

(13:28–14:09)

• Lighthearted concern about Miami Herald journalist Barry Jackson’s hacked Twitter account.
• Zaslow’s speedy account recovery is contrasted with Jackson’s ongoing issues.
• Ongoing jokes about local journalism, “information guys,” and cryptic references to Jackson living well despite the hack.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “It’s the delusional people on both sides that mess it up for everybody.”
  — JuJu Gotti on sports fandom (03:25)
• “No matter how much I dislike a person, I want my enemies to thrive so they don’t think about me.”
  — JuJu Gotti (06:08)
• “Let’s monetize as we realize, brother.”
  — JuJu Gotti (08:42)
• “You better have a TV with some football on it.”
  — JuJu Gotti on Thanksgiving essentials (17:07)
• “Should Bam Adebayo’s statue be of him doing a dribble handoff?”
  — Poll Announcer (19:21); 89% say yes!

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Miami Media “Legend” Game: 01:15–02:29
• Shedeur Sanders Fandom & Power: 03:13–05:13
• Sports Media “Beef”: 05:22–07:31
• Top Five Most Powerful Black Men in Sports: 08:45–11:14
• Thanksgiving Gratitude: 11:22–12:22
• Thanksgiving Food Top Five: 14:25–17:07
• Poll Updates (with “sensual Biden”): 17:44–19:40
• Barry Jackson Twitter Story: 13:28–14:09

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Tone & Language

The episode is playful, self-referential, affectionately chaotic, and rooted in the show’s signature blend of sports insight, silliness, and heartfelt community. Exchanges are quick, jokes are layered, and everyone is both in on, and the subject of, the joke at different times. JuJu Gotti’s gratitude and perspective bring an extra note of positivity ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday.

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Transcript

[Chris Cote]

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[Chris Cote]

Susan Miller Degnan.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm going yes.

[Chris Cote]

Over Michelle Kaufman.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, she covers the Hurricanes.

[Chris Cote]

Yeah, but Michelle Kaufman's covered everything in this market. But I believe Susan Miller Degnan does have more years than Michelle Kaufman. Kaufman at the Miami Herald. How about. How about Linda?

[Michelle Kaufman]

Well, what is Dan doing?

[Chris Cote]

How about Linda Robertson?

[Michelle Kaufman]

I think I know what he's doing.

[Chris Cote]

No, he's an ally.

What do you think I'm doing? How about David Dwork Dorky?

Now you're trolling.

No, trolling. Trolling.

[Zaslow]

David Dwark. Why trolling? That's your fault, Chris.

[Chris Cote]

You.

[Zaslow]

I didn't ask you to say that. Well, you're looking at me as if I put you in that spot.

[Chris Cote]

I don't like this game.

[Dan Le Batard]

I like it.

[Zaslow]

Loves this.

[Dan Le Batard]

I like it a lot.

[Zaslow]

Zaz can't get enough of this game.

[Chris Cote]

So just for the record, no Legends Sedano did it.

[Zaslow]

Izzy got one. But Sedano didn't.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Even though he got one yesterday.

[Chris Cote]

Maybe anything's better with this music.

Tommy Tyke. Tommy Tyke got one among the local radio broadcasters. You didn't give one to Dave Van Horn.

[Zaslow]

No, you gave it to Tommy Todd. But not Dave Van Horn.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dave Van Horn. Montreal legend Jonathan Grundfast. No.

[Chris Cote]

Isn't Dave Van Horn up, up and away money. That's a legend.

Money. Mark Eisenberg.

[Dan Le Batard]

No.

[Chris Cote]

This music's making me Dave Van Horn.

It was very sensual, what Eddie George did there. We're gonna do juju's polls here in a second. And I was longing for juju's commentary during Jamel, before Jamel, when we were talking about Shador Sanders earlier in the show. How about Jamal just putting it out there like, yep, not going to criticize Shadow. We're going to sit this out. Going to be an ally to my people. This is enough that we've got circulating in terms of electricity around Shador Sanders. Don't need to give you my honest opinion that whether I think it was the Raiders or not, that was a.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Super honest opinion, though she confirmed it's a thing.

[Chris Cote]

So, juju, thank you for being on with us. We were also making fun of Perc for saying that Shador Sanders is the most powerful man in sports not named. Oh, no. Since Obama. Since Obama. Where are you on all of that juju?

[Juju]

Yes, sir, man. Good to see y'. All. Happy holidays. I just think it's important to remember that it's the delusional people on both sides that mess it up for everybody. You know what I mean? There's some delusional Sanders fans, there's some delusional jets fans, there's some delusional Levitar show fans. And I think that as much as we love to listen to everyone, we can't at all times. And so I don't have too much of criticism. I. I show my support to Shador at all times, but I'm. I'm respectable. I also understand that Dylan Gabriel has a family. Dylan Gabriel is prime for this competition. Dylan Gabriel did a great job in his college career and deserved the spot he has. We need more people just to talk sense into that as well as cheer on our young brother. You feel me? Because we all. He got at certain times and he doesn't help himself sometimes by giving the comments after the game, like saying, oh, man, it's been a week. One week of practice, and you see it's up. Like, that's awesome, brother. As a big fan of his. But at the same time, those are the things that. That lead people to not being compassionate.

[Poll Announcer]

Whenever he does do things.

[Juju]

That arrogance that his dad has, he has some of that as well. You feel me? It's not all bad, though. You got to have that healthy dose of arrogance. But he doesn't help at times by of that stuff.

[Chris Cote]

Forgive my ignorance on this subject because I'm bad at numbers. Was Bernie Kar number 12 in Cleveland or was he number nine? Was he 12?

[Zaslow]

He was 12.

[Michelle Kaufman]

He was 19.

[Chris Cote]

19.

[Dan Le Batard]

19.

[Chris Cote]

Okay, so I'm bad at that number 20 in college. So you're wearing a Shador Sanders jersey.

[Juju]

Absolutely. You got to know, man, look.

[Chris Cote]

Who'd you think that was? Josh Gordon?

[Juju]

You got to know. Yes, I'll do it one more time.

[Chris Cote]

No, I thought it was Bernie Kozar. I thought.

Touche.

[Audience Member]

You got me there.

[Zaslow]

If it had been 19, I'm mailing it in.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dan, what do you want to do?

[Michelle Kaufman]

I thought it was Steve Martin.

[Zaslow]

That'd be a good J.

[Chris Cote]

Crazy to have. Did you think anything? What, what were your thoughts involving Jamel being on with us and wherever it is that the, the Michelle Beetle conversation and the Kerry Champion conversation from last week? I didn't think we did a very good job on it.

[Juju]

Yeah, I think that, I mean those sports media opinions and stuff. I think that as your friend brother, I think that we sometimes should just stay out of that stuff.

[Poll Announcer]

You feel me?

[Juju]

Like, my opinion on it is though, I think that have all these relationships that go on and people get up and down. I still think it's important for us to still wish each other well. I didn't like how Michelle Beetle said that she's praying on the downfall. I don't like that no matter how much I dislike a person, I want my enemies to thrive so they don't think about me or it was just, it's just a, a thing that I've grown up with. I would never wish on nobody downfall.

[Chris Cote]

Hold on, let's put it on the poll. Do you wish your enemies to thrive? Because I don't believe that's a common opin there. Do you wish your enemies to thrive? Eliminates just human pettiness from the equation.

[Juju]

Right. I think that's what separates me a lot of times from a lot of jokers out here. Like, I, I don't forgave every single person who's ever wronged me. It helps me in my day. So I think that seeing be hold on to that and then seeing sister Carrie hop in with that, it's just, it's definitely stuff that we shouldn't be in that group chat. They should have told, they should have text each other that type of stuff. And I think especially when you're a co host of Beetle, someone like that we should stay out of those things. But at the same time, wishing each other well is still the goal. And when it comes to you, brother, like I say, Pat McAfee, Trump on McAfee, Stephen A. Stuff. I think it's important for you or try to think of it this way. Invite these people on South Beat sessions. That's what south beach sessions for. Invite them actually on and talk to the actual people about the stuff instead of being. You feel me?

[Michelle Kaufman]

Let's go 48.

[Dan Le Batard]

I love the show.

[Chris Cote]

It's a great show. Right.

[Juju]

It gets a bit chatty, Kathy. Especially whenever. None of this ain't none of our business anyway. Especially, you know, I mean. So I think we should just stay out of full business when it comes to the beast.

[Zaslow]

Numbers though.

[Juju]

Right? But we gotta invite them on though. We got Dan got a good relationship with Stephen A. I'm sure Dan could give the past for now.

[Chris Cote]

Listen to yesterday.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, hold on a second. Let me clarify this. This will not be a thing of the past. He and I can argue privately and publicly. I just didn't want to do it Thanksgiving, like, that's all. Like I don't feel like doing it right now. Like I don't have any problem arguing with him, especially because I know the.

[Zaslow]

Politics of the day are ugly. People are taking sides and not taking a side is taken aside now.

[Chris Cote]

So like, like I there. I would like to talk to him publicly about this, but I also wish to do it privately before I do this publicly. I can just. I can say that.

[Juju]

Yeah, I would like to see you talk to Pat McAfee. Yeah, I mean, I want to see you talk to all the types that maybe agree with your. Your opinions or disagree. I think that's healthy. Let's monetize.

[Poll Announcer]

As we realize, brother.

[Juju]

Damn.

[Zaslow]

So do you have a top five people in sports or black men in sports more powerful than Shador Sanders? Yes or no?

[Juju]

Right, right, right. Said Kendrick Perkins is one of the delusional sides of the Shador fandom. Like dare I say salute to Kendrick Perkins. But you, sir, are out of your rabbit ass mind saying that Shadow is the most pop powerful athlete or whatever. I made a top five list, man.

[Chris Cote]

All right.

[Juju]

Top five black men in sports that are more powerful than Shador Oli Deion Sanders. I mean, come on, man. Prime time. Also Oli Stephen A. Smith, man. Number five, Dwayne Wade. Wow. The brother has his own street.

[Chris Cote]

Did you guys see though the quote that he had Dwyane Wade had that Michael Jordan is the best player that.

[Zaslow]

He'S ever watched LeBron James is the best player he's ever seen.

[Juju]

Okay, way to couch that one.

[Zaslow]

I dig that.

[Dan Le Batard]

Which one's the best player ever looked at?

[Juju]

Number four, Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Wilt Chamberlain's the best player I ever heard of.

[Juju]

All right, number three, Steph Curry.

[Audience Member]

Over Michael.

[Juju]

He's got a move right now in sports. Right now in sports because. And on top of that, salute to Steph Curry. My boy Steph Curry couldn't wait to get out of them Under Armour shoes, bro. He been on a generational tear pulling up to each game and signature, Jordan, signature. He put up in some D Wade's. That D Wade. I know. He don't even got them like shit. Gnosis. Salute to Stephen Curry getting out of Under Armour. He played his first game in the pair of Nikes Sabrinas the other night. So big free agent number two, LeBron James.

[Chris Cote]

I thought that was number one.

Let's see what number one is. Chris looks with genuine curiosity after doing it.

I was just like, this is. We're setting up for LeBron here.

[Zaslow]

You're doing a truly terrible job of having this show keep your attention today. You're like, who could number one be number one?

[Juju]

Of course. Norman Powell. Come on, man.

[Dan Le Batard]

You didn't see that one.

[Zaslow]

You didn't see it coming. I thought it was going to be Khalil Lair.

[Chris Cote]

Do you have for us a Thanksgiving themed anything here? Because I know you're somebody who's grateful. I know you're someone who's thankful. Thankful for our audience. So can you tell us if you have something Thanksgiving theme this time of year?

[Juju]

Yes, sir. I am not mailing it in. I'm happy to be the word today. You feel me? And I'm so thankful for all of y', all, man. Like every single one of y'.

[Chris Cote]

All.

[Juju]

Thankful for knowing y'. All. Having y' all in my life. As brief as it is or as long as it's been.

[Poll Announcer]

You mean.

[Juju]

You feel me? Zazzlo, I'm. I'm happy to welcome you into the family. Been a great addition, man. And if you sends. Right, right. If you send Zaslo. If you send Zaslo some spiders today through this holiday weekend, at least do him the favor of subscribing to Zaslow 2.0.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay.

[Juju]

And send proof of that with your spider.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, thank you.

[Poll Announcer]

Thanks.

[Chris Cote]

Thanks, player.

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Thanks, player.

[Chris Cote]

Yeah, I'm not comfortable with how you do that. I'm not. I don't know.

[Dan Le Batard]

For me.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Play on for me. He's good.

[Chris Cote]

It's a Play on.

[Zaslow]

Play on. On.

[Chris Cote]

Play on for me.

[Dan Le Batard]

Play on for me. Very comfortable.

[Juju]

It says we know at the streets knows. As a big player, I also had. You had ESPN obligation, so I couldn't thank you personally. But I want to take this chance to thank you, brother. You told me before the whole world told me Steph Curry is not playing in this game.

[Dan Le Batard]

I know.

[Juju]

You told me. And guess what I did. I went over on Brandon Pajimski. It was like eight. Eight points.

[Zaslow]

Is that how we pronounce his name? It's how we should pronounce it, but I don't think that's how we. I think that's how we pronounce that. Zaslow, you've broken three stories here recently.

[Chris Cote]

You had the.

[Zaslow]

You have kiff into lsu. What did you have six weeks ago? What did you. What story did you have six weeks ago?

[Dan Le Batard]

You have. Get the hell out of here. I never.

[Zaslow]

Florida's next coach.

[Dan Le Batard]

I break stories all the time.

[Zaslow]

Florida's next coach. Florida's Florida.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mentioned Jed Fish a long time ago on ESPN radio. Yes. Okay. That looks like that could be a thing now.

[Zaslow]

I'm.

[Dan Le Batard]

I can't even remember. I'm constantly breaking stories.

[Juju]

I would also like to add, though, praying on Barry Jackson's Twitter downfall, though.

[Poll Announcer]

Suck a move.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, I. I just like that I wasn't the only one. It's not like I like that it happened to him in particular. It was just like.

[Chris Cote]

Like, man.

Well.

[Zaslow]

What? Barry Jackson needs help.

[Chris Cote]

Somebody is summoning help on the Internet.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Trying to get help for Barry because.

[Zaslow]

Zazzle got his account unhacked in two and a half days. And Barry Jackson, people need their Barry Jackson for me.

[Chris Cote]

Barry Jackson, local legend.

Yeah. Yeah.

Barry Jackson needs his.

[Zaslow]

Look, he's an information guy. For real.

[Chris Cote]

For real.

[Michelle Kaufman]

It's gonna kill him if this Miami football weekend comes and goes.

[Chris Cote]

Somebody's gotta help Barry Jackson his account back. He does not have the toe.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Check his socials. He seems to be doing fine.

[Juju]

So did we.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Living large and in charge.

[Home Depot Announcer]

You got a truck?

[Juju]

You got a G wagon?

[Michelle Kaufman]

I think he's buying a house in Cosmo.

[Dan Le Batard]

I bought a house. That bitcoin, too.

[Chris Cote]

Juju, we interrupted you on your way to celebrating Thanksgiving.

[Juju]

Yes, sir. I made a top five things that you better have if you invite me to Thanksgiving list.

[Chris Cote]

Okay, that's good. Threatening. Nice. I like it better.

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Better have these. If you be nice enough to invite me and I'm not playing number five. Stuffing.

[Zaslow]

Do you think.

[Chris Cote]

Do you think Zaz is insane? For not mixing his stuffing with anything. He's just either eating the stuffing or he's not eating the stuffing. He's not mixing it with the turkey.

[Juju]

I feel zaz on that. I'm a section eater as well.

[Chris Cote]

Yep.

[Juju]

Like when I go to fast food, I gotta eat all my fries first before I even think about touching that big old burger.

[Chris Cote]

Really?

[Audience Member]

This is insane work.

[Juju]

I eat everything in combination.

[Dan Le Batard]

A couple bites of the thing back.

[Chris Cote]

And forth, back and forth.

[Dan Le Batard]

This is a theory. I've burger and then I eat my fries.

[Audience Member]

Long time theory over here. The add to the OCD scale on eating. So the add the further you are to that side, the more you're mixing everything up.

[Dan Le Batard]

You get, I don't know what those letters burrito, but I'm gonna take it as disrespect.

[Michelle Kaufman]

I'm so glad you interrupted them.

[Juju]

Combination.

[Audience Member]

Thankful for you guys too.

[Zaslow]

Combination.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's good.

[Juju]

It's a good dairy. You guys just don't respect me.

[Chris Cote]

You had to be thinking, this isn't going.

[Juju]

It's good.

[Michelle Kaufman]

There's the bit.

[Chris Cote]

Right?

[Michelle Kaufman]

Like screaming people left the office.

[Zaslow]

Do Elvis.

[Audience Member]

Do Elvis again.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Do Elvis again.

[Chris Cote]

Stav's good. My take.

[Juju]

Number four, collard greens. We had to end. I. I hate that I still have a list after that.

[Zaslow]

No, it's good. No, no, no. It's good. Collard green. Come on.

[Michelle Kaufman]

No, it's good.

[Audience Member]

Keep talking about the collard green.

[Zaslow]

Shut up, man.

[Juju]

I don't like the way you said that.

[Zaslow]

I don't like the way you said that.

[Poll Announcer]

Whoa.

[Audience Member]

I don't like the way you said.

[Zaslow]

Bring his brother back in after.

[Dan Le Batard]

That guy was awesome.

[Audience Member]

I knew that was where this was going to end.

[Zaslow]

That was a hard D on colon. I'd like that character around here. Number three, Mac and cheese. I did put a collar on it. I put the greens in a collar.

[Audience Member]

Jeremy put it with a hard D. I didn't.

[Chris Cote]

That was a hard D. Oh, it was me.

[Juju]

Number two, fried turkey. It's the staple.

[Chris Cote]

I will tell you guys publicly here. The cooking challenge.

[Zaslow]

We were thinking of rigging a contest with Greg Cody where someone beat him with a turkey sandwich on his fried turkey. But we didn't. We have not rigged any of the.

[Chris Cote]

Contests so far, but Chuck Todd wants to compete with With Greg Cody on turkey.

[Audience Member]

That would have been my turkey sandwich that Chris Cody calls sad. Off the air. Let's just make clear that's off air.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Watch what happens. Thank you.

[Juju]

Number one. You better have a TV with some football on it.

[Zaslow]

More football.

[Juju]

Now we're talking big game, Bengals, Ravens after night.

[Chris Cote]

I want everyone to have a sexy Thanksgiving.

[Poll Announcer]

Yes.

[Chris Cote]

Biden.

[Juju]

No, it's not.

[Michelle Kaufman]

It was her blood.

[Juju]

That's not Biden at all.

[Zaslow]

It was. That was my sexual voice. No, it was fine.

[Chris Cote]

It was an 80 year old man.

[Zaslow]

Crawling into the room, into the bedroom. We gotta come together with the dolphin's emblem on it on his behind. Yes.

[Chris Cote]

What are we doing, Juju, do you want to update some polls? I don't know.

[Zaslow]

Do you want the central music to update them?

[Juju]

Sure, let's do it. We should make a Christmas album with sensual Biden. I think we just made a million dollars.

[Michelle Kaufman]

You have to update.

[Juju]

You got it.

[Chris Cote]

Now I'm going to be a Roomba.

[Zaslow]

Reach down there and grab my scran.

[Chris Cote]

Come on.

[Juju]

Why do we, you know, is today the most mailing it in day of the entire calendar year?

[Poll Announcer]

88 of the audience says yes, it is.

[Michelle Kaufman]

We'll circle back during March madness.

[Chris Cote]

Work the music. Juju.

I'm loving this.

[Poll Announcer]

Yes.

[Juju]

Does it rains?

[Chris Cote]

Maybe.

[Poll Announcer]

Does it rain spiders in Australia? 88 of the audience says yes, it does. Are there crocodiles in the toilets in Australia?

[Zaslow]

I like this essential poll reading.

[Poll Announcer]

87 of the audience says yes.

[Michelle Kaufman]

I was chastised. Vindication for me.

[Poll Announcer]

Has Brandon Cooks had a remarkable career? 67% of the audience says no, he has not.

[Juju]

It's the amount of teams fast for all of them.

[Michelle Kaufman]

It's amount of teams. That's why it's remarkable.

[Poll Announcer]

Last poll.

[Juju]

Should bam.

[Poll Announcer]

Adebayo's statue be of him doing a dribble handoff?

[Chris Cote]

Juju, we found the way.

[Zaslow]

We're doing the polls. Okay.

[Michelle Kaufman]

From now on, just I need the result.

[Poll Announcer]

89% of the audience says yes, it should be.

[Dan Le Batard]

Wow.

[Poll Announcer]

And those are your polls.

[Juju]

Thank you, Juju.

[Poll Announcer]

Happy holidays.

[Michelle Kaufman]

Here, you take it.