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You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. Craven the hunter, who uses all the methods of the animals on December 13th.
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Once you're on his list, there's only one way off. Are you like your father? He puts evil into the world. I get rid of people like him.
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Who's next? Witness the making of a new Marvel villain. You think you have some kind of.
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Hon, you're a criminal. Just like our father.
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Aaron Taylor Johnson is Craven the Hunter. Rated R. Under 17 on a Minute Without Parent. In theaters December 13th.
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You look great, brother. So handsome. Dan, I'm talking to you.
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What a nice compliment. It is so nice to hear your voice. It is nice to see your face. What a lovely surprise for the audience. They've been asking questions. Where's Juju? He's living his big musical, mysterious life wherever it is that he pleases. And we are very grateful that he's returned to our shores and our loving embrace to listen to the audience and bring us what the audience thinks are our tremendous failings with sprinkles of positivity when they praise us. Juju, it's nice to see you. How you been? Where you been?
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I've been cool, man. It's so nice to see you, brother. So nice to see everybody in the studio. I've been working on music, man. I've been doing a lot of music, and I've been taking a nice opportunity to work on myself as well. I've been plugged into the machine for so long, brother, since Meadowlock started, I ain't never take a day off. So this was my first time taking a day off. And, brother, I love it like, you feel me? But I'm happy to be back. So. The work I've done in the meantime, though, bruh, it's been phenomenal to me. I got like hundreds of songs done. I got like a T shirt line coming out soon. I got some hoodies and shit coming out. I've been trying to do pretty much everything that I never had time to do, and I've been doing. And it's. It's helped me find myself, fall back in love with myself, you feel me? Because we. So we get so, like, tied up and locked into our appearances on these social medias and these TV shows and shit like that to where we sometimes become that character. And this time off has let me tap back into the little kid that I always wanted to grow up to be. You feel me? And so I feel like I'm back.
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LeBatardaf.com is where you can get Some of his stylings. For those of you who've been listening and watching for a long time, you know that this relationship goes back a ways and that his artistic touch is all over a lot of the things that we do. And that social media thing that you're talking about, Juju, when he says he hasn't taken a day off, he has not taken a day off since he started working on our social media stuff. So it's nice to have you back. I don't want you taking too many more days off. We like having you around here. So tell us what you've got today from today's critique. What? What are people saying? We did poorly today.
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People not saying too much poorly today. I got, like, so much backed up critiques that this might take a while today.
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No, let's do this. No, this is good. So we've got. Yeah, okay. We've got a little while of critique. Sorry. Give me all of the months of critique that we've missed. Go ahead and give it to me.
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I'm gonna keep it to this week. I just think that this, like, the whole flag plan situation, scenarios, and argument got out of hand, bro. Because I think it's just as ridiculous when a defensive player gets the interception. Now the entire team is in the end zone taking selfies. Like, what the hell is the equipment manager doing out here? Like, what's like. That's ridiculous. I think that the people who say, like, oh, man, the flag plan is. I think they just need to look themselves in the mirror and realize it ain't that deep, brother. So I have a solution. I think we should make flag planting mandatory across the league no matter what. I don't give a damn if Hawaii playing Troy. Troy. Let's see some flag planting after the game. Send out a letter to everybody. Say, hey to who it may concern. Deal with it, because there's a problem. I think we found something here. Why in the world does seeing a flag planted make you want to fight? Have to fight? Oh, if I see a flag planet, I have to fight the brothers and sisters. Where did you grow up, Gotham? Like, you don't have to fight if you see a flag planet. You should have played a violent game. The entire game was violent. And I saw on ESPN all week, I saw Greeny talking about how we need to win this game. I saw Dan on say if we don't win, we abuse and we want it. Dare I say, sirs and ma'am, flag planning should be mandatory no matter the team, so that we can get some character Building as well. You need to be able to lose. You need to be able to see this. Coaches are leaders of men. Hey, coach, you need to. You got 10 minutes to lead your men to the locker room because Central Michigan has a flat plant. You dig me? And show some restraint. Let's teach that to the people. Like, the kids growing up watching this, they see like, damn, okay, I can get mad enough to fight. Okay. There's no. We need to make sure the kids know that this flag that's planted is minuscule when it comes to the importance of your education.
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I have not heard anybody else have the take that instead of forbidding flag planting, we should now make it mandatory that we should just normalize it in a way that makes everyone say, you know, we don't need to fight about this. It's stupid. The hell are we doing?
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Exactly.
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And he points out, it's such a good point that when, like in the NFL they get an interception, that's like. It's like, come on, guys. Let's go, everybody. Wait a minute. Why is it a good point when it comes from him and not me? Like, all I was saying is there are all sorts of degrees of disrespect. There are a thousand things that happen on a field every week that are disrespectful. Why does he get the credit? You're being nicer to him than you are to my argument. Did you mention the specifics of the Internet? Because I never thought about that. That is ridiculous. That 14 guys now are running 80 yards rounds, just did a Kai Senate routine in the end zone. Like what? Like they just did that there. That is. That is less disrespectful though, right, Than a flag planting.
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I mean, if you. That's what I'm saying. It's all a children's game, no matter if it's a flat planet, no matter what's happening. So we need to normalize. Not taking it as serious as we do. Mike Tannenbaum, like, we need to take this stuff way more lightly than we do.
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And remind kids, too, I want Mike Shannon Bomb making the rules for all of us on decorum. What else are people saying over the last couple of months? That's got you. You came back with a genuinely hot take on flag planting. Everyone's eating at this trough. I haven't heard that one from any else. What else you got for us?
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I also have from this week a joker of the week. You feel me? A self proclaimed, the first ever Mario Cristobal self proclaimed joker of the week. Al Shair from the Texans. He said it. And I believe you, brother, because I feel like in that argument we. We all say, hey, okay, this was ridiculous. But let's have a conversation about. You know what I mean? And so you, sir, out the joker the week. But thank you for opening our eyes because I think it's Patrick Mahomes and who was it? Kenny Pickett. Y'all, bout this on to the NFL. I think moving forward, another mandate. Quarterback. If you fake slide 15 yards, man, take your 15 yard, bro. You can't fake slide. What's that? Because if I'm going to be courteous and not launching on you with the hit stick, you need to be courteous enough to give me a signal in due time. And so if I. If that slide is so split. Secondly, so if you fake slide Patrick Mahomes in Carolina, you, sir, get the first down. No problem there. But from wherever you flex lid. 15 that way. Hell out of here, man.
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This music. I've missed this joker of the week music. It slows everything down a little bit. What else you got?
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You also my sister Rose. Please, I don't know if this is a bit. I don't know. This is what going on. But three letters for you, Rose. S U, E. Like I will stand behind you, sis. If I have to pick it. I will make some picket signs. I will make some shirts. I'm speaking of making some. I already made some shirts that are being waiting for approval for Angel Resto at metal art levitar af.com justice for Rose. You see that? All right, Michigan, Ohio State.
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Let's put that.
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We got the Michigan colors.
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Let's put that up immediately. Let's get those shirts up@Leaf.com for Juju immediately. Because he wants justice for Rose. You've been appalled.
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Exactly.
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What? What? Well, you care about the people around here who are behind the scenes working on things. So what? How did you feel about Lucy pointing and laughing and then saying it was a coping mechanism?
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Look, I've learned over this break as well what people do, that's their prerogative. I don't. I have no control over what Lucy does. I have no comment on what Lucy does. Salute to my sister. I love her, but I think that my sister Rose was out there doing her damn job. She has a field pass. This field pass says I can be out here at the end of the game. This field pass don't mean. Don't say you could pepper spray the hell out of me whenever you feel like. Sir, I can't see. I Can't taste food since that day. My back even. Oof. I'm scared of football now. I am. Rose, if you can hear my voice, sue the hell out of the NCAA and the police department, okay?
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Metal art gets out unscathed. I'm thankful for that.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm a little. I'm a little worri about liability issues. What did you think, Juju? As someone who really knows music, I've not been this surprised by something about here in a while. Around here. This song from Rose. I did not know she had this singing voice in her.
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There was no need for peppers. Pray to be rained down on me Dies to stay oh, our time. Left eye injury. Ohio State sucks.
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Drama.
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You lost. That's the deal. The video clearly shows with my eye almost blinded. There's Harry and Lucy laughing.
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That's enough of Yeti.
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It's that Ohio. We don't need any more Yeti.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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Salute to lord Yeti and Yeti's loins. But we. We. We get it. But oh, my God. Like brother Lucy. I mean, not Lucy Rose. That note, like the pain she put in the song. Like, Rose, you got a talent. I'm not sure if you got an agent, but I need to holler at her as well because I need to get you on the track myself, sis. I ain't know you had it like that. We need to make some theme songs. We need to get you on the road now while the iron's hot.
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I mean, the left eye, man, it's incredible.
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So incredible.
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It moves me. She hits the high note whilst saying hi.
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Come on now. Apple itunes. We need to get that up on Apple itunes stat, pronto. Oh, trust me.
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Go ahead.
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Let's put it in Rose. Name Yeti. Salute to you and your loins.
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That seemed insincere that that salute. It was the least twisted his arm there a little bit. The least sincere salute to anybody I've heard around here for Yeti. Yeti, shut up. Get out of Rose's way. The left eye injury, she nailed it in a way that had me for the rest of the song. What else, Juju? Anything else that we need to be getting to?
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Okay. I can't believe it. I don't think I heard it. One mention. Today they have unveiled the name of the expansion team in the WNBA in Toronto. They gonna be called the Toronto Tempo. And I got to say, I like that name. You feel me? That's a pretty cool name. Salute to the Valkyrie coming in as well. It's a lot of drama going on in the WNBA right now. It's the off season. Drama is on. John John like Jewel Lloyd got some she Jewel Lloyd requested a trade from the Seattle because of some internal It's a lot going on. So everybody, I would advise you to pay attention to that WNBA even when the season ain't going because you know these sisters are about that money. You did me.
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Nice seeing you again, Juju. Can you play them one more thing.
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My bad, my bad. One more thing. Speaking about the money from I wanted to get this one in. Larry the sir had a suggestion to the Fine Bucket on on Twitter he says y'all should bring the Fine bucket into modern age and convert it to a cash app or Venmo. That can be pretty much that can be sponsored. So I'm not saying here, salute to Larry the Sir. Great idea, sir. And I salute you.
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All right, we're going to get that done. We're going to figure out how to get that done. I killed the Fine Bucket this week. Your dad's the reason. Chris. That was annoying. One of the many annoying things about your father this week. There's he's a little unpredictable at his age. We all love him around here, but every once in a while he just does some things. He won't pay his fines and every week he's been leaving here asking me for cash for the valet and asking stugots for cash. Don't laugh at that. Juju. Good seeing you again. Lebatardaf.com if you want to see his T shirt and his work, we'll talk to you again this week later on.
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Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Even though I wasn't doomed, there's Harry and Lucy. Laugh who's Harry?
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Am I paying him.