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Dan Le Batard
I thought there was a lot of good stuff in today's show. Roy is rarely going to have a mispronunciation that's going to help us more than that one juju. Thank you for being here today. We'll get to the polls with juju. People are very happy that the polls are back and the updates on the polls are back. Start with whatever it is today in the subject matter that sent your way on all the stuff that we were talking about in sports. I would imagine. I imagine Jalen hurts was a topic that will catch fire somewhere where they aggregate stugat stuff. What did you make of the Jalen hurts talk?
Juju Gotti
Yeah, Stugat said people aren't giving Jalen hurts credit and I think that just watching the wrong TV shows because the shows I watch, they're giving them tons of credit. So I think it is time to, you know what I mean, maybe give some new shows a try. Stu, guys, you know, Greeny, we love Greeny but you know, it's just a lot of new and up and comers out there who are giving jail and Jalen Hurts a lot of credit.
Stugotz
All right, I am unaware of this and perhaps it's a blind spot by me. Give me some shows. I need to start watching juju.
Juju Gotti
Shoot. I mean, this show. But how about we just start off by giving him credit and then we can just watch it back later on. You did me, dude.
Stugotz
That's what I'm trying to do. I just don't feel like up people are. That's all I'm saying. That's it.
Dan Le Batard
Well, but he's saying juju's saying that we could do better.
Stugotz
All right. Well, I did. I mean, what are you doing? Huh?
Dan Le Batard
I'm only discrediting him at every turn. It's my fault. The problem is right in the mirror.
Chris Cody
I mean, he's clearly not like Trent Dilfer. Like, he's not in that conversation. Yes, he's not. He might not be Patrick Mahomes. Can't we just agree he's fine? He's good enough for this team. Really, really good.
Stugotz
Now, that's the problem, is that he's fine. That the defense won him a title. That the offensive line won him a tit.
Dan Le Batard
No.
Stugotz
Jaylen Herz won the Eagles a title.
Chris Cody
No, I'm arguing on his behalf, like, yes, he's not Mahomes, but he's not even close to, like, in that conversation of what's he carried there.
Tony
Better than fine, though. Fine gives you a connotation of, like, he's okay. Jalen hurts.
Chris Cody
How about solid?
Tony
Very, very good.
Stugotz
Solid.
Greg Cody
Solid.
Tony
Solid's not good enough either. Very, very good.
Dan Le Batard
Elite.
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Dan Le Batard
See, now you're crazy. Too much.
Tony
I. I do need to redo my Tony's QB tears. Postseason. Now we did a preseason. Now we're doing postseason.
Dan Le Batard
Wow.
Tony
Jalen Hurts. Maybe climb up the ranks.
Dan Le Batard
I do think, though, that one of the things that's happening here is that the analysis of the quarterback position has gotten so carried away that there are many people who would say, well, you know what he is? He's Brock Purdy, or some form of Brock Purdy. Because he's got help. Because. Because you're giving so much credit to the help that he has.
Stugotz
No, but the help he had two years ago when they almost beat the Kansas City Chiefs was Miles Sanders. I mean, that was help. Who went to Carolina and is nothing now.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, I don't know how much better you guys are going to make Jalen Hurts then Brock Purdy. But I don't mean that as an insult of Brock Purdy. He had MVP, like, numbers for a while. Like, there are a lot of places where we're willing to not give credit to the quarterback because how much credit we're giving to systems and complimentary players these days. Solid.
Greg Cody
Not enough. Elite. Probably too much.
Dan Le Batard
How about a Kirk?
Greg Cody
Really good. We like that.
Chris Cody
You let me do that. Thank you.
Dan Le Batard
Is Purdy really good? Is Purdy really good?
Tony
Purdy's good enough.
Chris Cody
Everyone stop doing fake Kirk my lane.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Chris Cody
All right. I'm getting really mad.
Greg Cody
Oh, God, that is good.
Juju Gotti
Also, Jalen Hurts was clearly hungover at Disney World. You feel me? Like, get it going to Disney World right after you win the Super Bowl. It might be a bit challenging. And I. I challenged the reporter to ask better questions from a guy who's hungover after the Super Bowl. You feel me?
Chris Cody
I don't actually criticize Hertz for that. I Just found it hilarious because I got this, like, eager social media person, and they're like, oh, I got my 10 seconds with them. All right, I'm interview him. And he just like, I don't know nothing.
Greg Cody
Never seen someone who looks more like they just need to go to sleep.
Dan Le Batard
12 hours. Thank you for making that point. It somehow eluded us as a show to make that point. That's exactly what happened there. That guy has not slept, has been partying, and the last thing he needs to do is think. Like, give me questions that don't require me to think. Just. It would have been better if he had just said, jalen, can you just say all the cliches you usually do? Can you just say how important it is to be a part of a team? Like, don't make him think the man is tired.
Tony
Thank you to the offensive line.
Chris Cody
I mean, the question was how many unread texts. It's not like a deep. Like, you know, the guys, at least.
Stugotz
Tony, it's the guys up front, big boys up front.
Dan Le Batard
Don't make him think at all. Don't make him do any math. Anything.
Juju Gotti
Shout out to bg, Right? Shout out to Tony for being back. Welcome back, brother. I've been kicking ass with Lewis and the MMA hangout, bro. They be get the numbers are going skyrocket. You dig it? So glad y'all got a chance to highlight my boy today. You did.
Dan Le Batard
Thank you. Tony, are you gonna get before the end of the week to your top 10 new dad observations, new father observations.
Tony
In the style of weekend observations, which we do tomorrow?
Stugotz
It's not a top 10. It's just 10 minutes long, like your racism.
Chris Cody
That also Evergreen.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, great. Excellent. Thank you.
Stugotz
And the socks.
Dan Le Batard
What else? Happy Black history.
Juju Gotti
Black history. Yeah. Speaking of that salute. Major salute award today for Jeremy Tashay for when you got into the plantation talk. He said, it's a town in Florida. You dig me?
Chris Cody
And.
Juju Gotti
And we. We needed that out there, Jeremy. Thank you, sir.
Chris Cody
Thank you, Juju.
Dan Le Batard
Important context. Yes. Chris Cody and his father, Greg Cody, they live in plantation. Not on a plantation.
Stugotz
As do I. Yeah. Jeremy lives there in plantation allyship.
Tony
Ooh.
Juju Gotti
Oh, no.
Dan Le Batard
Do think we need to change the name of plantation.
Chris Cody
I just want everyone to know that I. Davey, I am getting a petition going.
Stugotz
Dave and I live in West Palm Beach.
Chris Cody
I said to myself, I am getting out of this city.
Dan Le Batard
What else? And it was a moral decision. It was a moral decision. Ladies and gentlemen, an ally.
Chris Cody
Thank you, Chris.
Stugotz
Davey's a strange place.
Dan Le Batard
It really is.
Chris Cody
It's actually worse than Plantation.
Dan Le Batard
Yes, it is somehow way worse. That's right. That's absolutely right.
Tony
I have no idea what it is.
Chris Cody
Where the roundup is.
Dan Le Batard
The people. The people in Davey are trying to get away from all those progressives in Plantation.
Juju Gotti
Nothing wrong with the name to me.
Stugotz
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
Wow. The first ever black Zagaki black.
Juju Gotti
Yesterday also yesterday Mike said that if the Mavericks could go back in time, they probably would change up there. The way they did things with Luca. I like to also present that Dan Hurley. Wow. If he could go back in time and get a time machine and accept that Lakers gig instead of being high and mighty back in Yukon, you wouldn't be have to hurl insults people after the game. He went on a rant yesterday. He was mad. He was saying two rings after the game. I'm like, oh man, this is. This is getting bad.
Dan Le Batard
His. His arrogance is unusual. Coach man. Like that's. He. He is feeling himself.
Stugotz
Well, he's one back to back title.
Dan Le Batard
I know, but it's rare to have a guy this humble. Pie showy. It's that. Yeah. I like it.
Juju Gotti
Yeah. Also two minutes. Whenever David Sampson comes back down to Miami for snitching and reading Chris's private text messages live on air.
Chris Cody
Inaccurately too poor taste. He didn't even like read what I wrote.
Dan Le Batard
How did. How did the Samson segment go over? Juju I went. When it was on, I was. I was like, man, this is really good. This conversation is really good.
Juju Gotti
Yeah, it was real good. I mean, I don't know if he. Him and Darren reveal have a beef or whatever, but I think the overall it's good that he, you know, me holds itself in such high regard and thinks he is the. The businessman of the year. You feel me? We supposed to all think that, but if it's true or not, that's neither here nor there. The chat had a lot of opinions about.
Dan Le Batard
It's not true. It's not true. It is both here and there. It's not. It. It is true here and there that Darren Ravelle is more famous as a business person than David Sampson. And over there as well. And over there also salute to the chat as well.
Juju Gotti
Becca, Boo, Adam, Jameson, Brusco, Chris, David from Toronto, all the people who just support us every day. Man to y'all, man, hats off. I'm gonna get to the first poll now.
Dan Le Batard
So wait a minute. Just random shout outs. They didn't say anything interesting. They didn't give us anything interesting. It's just juju spreading love for people who Are loyal and support.
Juju Gotti
Yeah, for sure. I mean, they say a lot during the. Like, some people show up to the chat before we even start, and then they're there at the end of the chat whenever we. We've gone black screen. And I think that support, you know, I mean, deserves a shout out, bro. It's like the middle of the morning. They at work or whatever they doing. They still giving us a piece of their day. Love to you guys.
Chris Cody
David. David from Toronto is like an A1 listener. He's been with us since, like the L after hours days.
Juju Gotti
Hell yeah. Salute the L Rangers. Go, go. You dig it?
Stugotz
I think it's P. First poll.
Juju Gotti
A1.
Tony
That's a sauce.
Dan Le Batard
A1 is a sauce. That's steak sauce. Yeah, steak sauce. Also an A1. That's right.
Juju Gotti
Do you value pennies? 79% of the audience says no, they do not value pennies.
Dan Le Batard
There it is.
Tony
23% are liars.
Chris Cody
Should be a one.
Greg Cody
Right from our hour called where Donald Trump was right.
Tony
Nickel, also.14 cents to make a nickel.
Stugotz
That.
Tony
That can't be shocking. What are we doing there?
Dan Le Batard
We need to get rid of the nickel now, too.
Tony
What's going on there?
Juju Gotti
Big poll. Do you know what cocaine smells like?
Stugotz
Oh, yeah.
Juju Gotti
64% of the audience says no. They do not.
Stugotz
Huh.
Juju Gotti
Neither do I.
Stugotz
Same.
Dan Le Batard
I had a lot of people here. I was really. I know you guys feel like we got stuck in the mud on that, but really don't know what cocaine smells like. And I. If I'm being honest, I assumed it didn't have any kind of scent at all. I assumed.
Stugotz
The good cocaine? Yeah. From what I've been told.
Dan Le Batard
Yes. From what you've learned from. Yes.
Stugotz
The bad cocaine, though. Urine.
Dan Le Batard
Urine, yes.
Juju Gotti
And a bad smell puts you in a good place. 68% of the audience says no, it can't.
Dan Le Batard
The Orange Bowl. The Orange Bowl, Damn.
Tony
But you can close your eyes right now and think of the Orange bowl and the smell, and it's gonna put you in a good place.
Dan Le Batard
Well, it's not. It's gonna put me in a good place in terms of childhood memories, but what it's also gonna put me at is those ridiculous stadium troughs of urination that are just these of like, just 100 men around a circle. Because it's an old rip.
Stugotz
Good times.
Dan Le Batard
It's not. It's not the most hygienic. It's not good.
Tony
That guy's pushing a little too hard over there.
Dan Le Batard
But you know what I'm talking about this trough. The urine trough at the center of is civilized. Everything here is barbaric.
Stugotz
Let's go check out the bull bar.
Chris Cody
Yes, it was the bonfires where Tony lost me. Bonfire?
Tony
No, you didn't get it. You didn't get.
Chris Cody
You've never smelled Miami.
Tony
You never smelled it off Chrome Avenue. That's the problem.
Juju Gotti
And lastly, I have invisalign as well. And it has never made me say that word that Roy said.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Juju Gotti
So we had to give my boy some kind of retroactive fine or penalty box or something because. Wow.
Roy
A rapers. A rapers. A rapers.
Chris Cody
I love how someone is starting to talk there and they lay out because Roy's butchering something.
Roy
A rapers.
Chris Cody
Stan, good job out of you. You're starting to say get, and you're like, whoa, I gotta lay out here. Roy's butchering something.
Roy
Rapers.
Dan Le Batard
Roy called for the ball, okay? And Roy. Roy lit up because he's like, I got this right now. This wonderful melted cheese cor thing that everyone around here loves.
Roy
A rapers.
Dan Le Batard
Dan, give me the ball. And I'm, like, about to say anything, but Roy wants the ball.
Roy
A rapers.
Stugotz
It's unfortunate.
Roy
A rapers.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Release Date: February 12, 2025
From the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, JuJu Gotti, and the crew delve into a lively postgame discussion, blending sports analysis with local insights and engaging banter.
The episode kicks off with a heated debate about Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts. JuJu Gotti initiates the conversation by highlighting that many critics aren’t giving Hurts the credit he deserves.
Juju Gotti [01:23]:
"Stugat said people aren't giving Jalen Hurts credit and I think that just watching the wrong TV shows because the shows I watch, they're giving them tons of credit."
Stugotz expresses unfamiliarity with the positive coverage JuJu references, prompting him to seek recommendations for shows that support Hurts' prowess.
Stugotz [01:44]:
"I am unaware of this and perhaps it's a blind spot by me. Give me some shows. I need to start watching juju."
The conversation evolves as Dan and the team weigh Hurts against other quarterbacks like Brock Purdy and Patrick Mahomes. They discuss the balance between a quarterback's individual talent and the support from their team.
Dan Le Batard [03:04]:
"I do think, though, that one of the things that's happening here is that the analysis of the quarterback position has gotten so carried away that there are many people who would say, well, you know what he is? He's Brock Purdy, or some form of Brock Purdy."
The group ultimately agrees that Hurts deserves more recognition, debating terms like "solid," "very good," and even "elite" to describe his performance.
Greg Cody [03:52]:
"Not enough. Elite. Probably too much."
The show features interactive listener polls, sparking both humorous and insightful discussions.
Poll 1: Do you value pennies?
Dan Le Batard [10:03]:
"There it is."
Tony jokingly claims:
"23% are liars."
Poll 2: Do you know what cocaine smells like?
Dan Le Batard [10:33]:
"I had a lot of people here. I was really. I know you guys feel like we got stuck in the mud on that, but really don't know what cocaine smells like."
Poll 3: Do you know the smell of the Orange Bowl?
"The Orange Bowl. Damn."
These polls serve as a playful way to engage the audience, blending trivia with personal anecdotes about Miami's unique culture.
A significant portion of the show addresses the contentious name of Plantation, Florida. The team discusses the town’s name, its origins, and the sentiments of its residents.
Juju Gotti [05:55]:
"Black history. Yeah. Speaking of that salute. Major salute award today for Jeremy Tashay for when you got into the plantation talk. He said, it's a town in Florida. You dig me?"
Chris Cody [06:08]:
"And we. We needed that out there, Jeremy. Thank you, sir."
The group contemplates whether the name "Plantation" should be changed, reflecting on its historical connotations and the community's desire for rebranding.
Dan Le Batard [06:25]:
"Do think we need to change the name of plantation."
Chris Cody [06:33]:
"I just want everyone to know that I. Davey, I am getting a petition going."
Differing opinions emerge, with some members defending the name and others arguing for change due to its problematic history.
Juju Gotti [07:01]:
"Nothing wrong with the name to me."
The debate underscores the show's commitment to addressing local issues and fostering meaningful conversations.
Juju Gotti dedicates time to recognize and appreciate the show's steadfast supporters, highlighting their dedication and continuous engagement.
Juju Gotti [08:57]:
"Becca, Boo, Adam, Jameson, Brusco, Chris, David from Toronto, all the people who just support us every day."
Dan Le Batard [09:08]:
"So wait a minute. Just random shout outs. They didn't say anything interesting. They didn't give us anything interesting. It's just juju spreading love for people who Are loyal and support."
These acknowledgments not only build community but also emphasize the importance of listener support in sustaining the show’s vibrant atmosphere.
The discussion shifts to Boston University’s basketball coach, Dan Hurley, critiquing his recent comments and leadership approach.
Juju Gotti [07:15]:
"If he could go back in time and get a time machine and accept that Lakers gig instead of being high and mighty back in Yankee, you wouldn't have to hurl insults people after the game. He went on a rant yesterday."
Dan Le Batard [07:46]:
"His arrogance is unusual. Coach man. Like that's. He is feeling himself."
The conversation highlights concerns about Hurley’s perceived arrogance and public demeanor, questioning its impact on team morale and public perception.
Stugotz [07:53]:
"Well, he's one back to back title."
Despite criticisms, the team acknowledges Hurley’s achievements, balancing praise with constructive feedback.
A segment featuring David Sampson returning to Miami introduces tensions between him and Darren Ravelle, particularly regarding personal privacy and professionalism.
Juju Gotti [08:10]:
"Whenever David Sampson comes back down to Miami for snitching and reading Chris's private text messages live on air."
Dan Le Batard [08:14]:
"How did the Samson segment go over? Juju I went. When it was on, I was. I was like, man, this is really good. This conversation is really good."
The hosts discuss the appropriateness of airing private communications, debating the ethics and entertainment value of such segments.
Juju Gotti [08:24]:
"We supposed to all think that, but if it's true or not, that's neither here nor there. The chat had a lot of opinions about."
The segment raises questions about boundaries in media and the fine line between engaging content and personal privacy.
The show closes with humorous exchanges, particularly focusing on Roy’s amusing mispronunciations, adding a light-hearted end to the episode.
Roy repeatedly misspells "Rappers" as "A rapers":
"Roy: A rapers."
Dan Le Batard [12:30]:
"Roy called for the ball, okay? And Roy. Roy lit up because he's like, I got this right now. This wonderful melted cheese cor thing that everyone around here loves."
Stugotz [12:50]:
"It's unfortunate."
These moments of levity showcase the camaraderie among the hosts and their ability to entertain through spontaneous humor.
Juju Gotti [01:23]:
"Stugat said people aren't giving Jalen Hurts credit..."
Dan Le Batard [03:04]:
"I do think, though, that one of the things that's happening here is that the analysis of the quarterback position has gotten so carried away..."
Juju Gotti [05:55]:
"Black history. Yeah. Speaking of that salute..."
Dan Le Batard [10:03]:
"There it is."
Juju Gotti [08:57]:
"Becca, Boo, Adam, Jameson, Brusco, Chris, David from Toronto..."
Juju Gotti [07:15]:
"If he could go back in time and get a time machine..."
Dan Le Batard [12:30]:
"Roy called for the ball, okay? And Roy. Roy lit up because he's like, I got this right now..."
Conclusion: In this episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," the hosts engage in a multifaceted discussion covering sports analysis, particularly focusing on Jalen Hurts, interactive listener polls, local community debates about Plantation, Florida, and dynamic interactions with loyal listeners. The blend of serious analysis and light-hearted banter ensures a comprehensive and entertaining listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.