Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz: Postgame Show - Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti) Summary

Release Date: February 6, 2025
Duration: Approximately 8 minutes and 48 seconds
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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1. Introduction and Advertisements

The episode kicks off with brief promotional segments seamlessly integrated into the conversation:

• Venmo Promotion: Juju Gotti highlights the convenience of Venmo, emphasizing its versatility for transactions and cashback offers. (00:12)

  "It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account... Download Venmo." – Juju Gotti (00:12)

• DraftKings Advertisement: David Sampson introduces Thursday Thunder, sponsored by DraftKings, setting the stage for the sports discussions to follow. (00:47)

  "That's right. It's Thursday Thunder. And it is brought to you by DraftKings." – David Sampson (00:47)

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2. Super Bowl Betting Highlights

The primary focus of the episode revolves around Super Bowl betting insights shared by D.J. Khaled, offering listeners betting tips and predictions:

• Over/Under Bets:

  • D Greasy (Dallas Goddard): Over 4.5 catches. (00:55)

    "First leg we got D Jizzle, aka D Greasy... for over 4.5 catches." – D.J. Khaled (00:55)

  • Devonte Smith (Slim Reaper): Over 51.5 yards. (01:23)

    "Second leg, I'm going with the Slim Reaper, aka Devonte Smith for over 51.5 yards." – D.J. Khaled (01:24)

  • Xavier Worthy: Over 5.5 catches, coupled with a prediction of a loss. (01:53)

    "Last leg, I'm going with Xavier worthy for over 5.5 catches cuz they're going to be losing." – D.J. Khaled (01:53)

• Discussion on Team Preferences:
  Israel Gutierrez posits that a majority might favor the Eagles to win the Super Bowl, prompting Dan Le Batard to humorously counter that many might actually prefer neither team to triumph. (02:35 - 02:49)

  "I think the majority of people want neither to win." – Dan Le Batard (02:48)

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3. Humorous Awards and Host Interactions

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts bestowing humorous and lighthearted awards upon each other and guests, fostering camaraderie and entertainment:

• Dominique Foxworth's Awards:

  • David Sampson:

    • "Person who just started to compliment somebody but somehow made that compliment by the end sound kind of like an insult at work." (03:06)
    • "Ultimate pecker checker." (06:50)

  • Ryan Cortez:

    • "Saddest zoom background on planet Earth." (06:36)

• Roy Bellamy's Awards:

  • David Sampson:

    • "Least host, the least party host that I want to go to." (03:36)
    • "Ultimate pecker checker." (06:50)

  • D.J. Khaled:

    • "Great guy and business before pleasure award for not sending Jimmy Butler to New Orleans." (05:12)

• Israel Gutierrez's Awards:

  • Chris Cody:

    • "Executive producer of the day." (05:48)

  • Dan Le Batard:

    • "Dressing like the furniture awards." (08:11)

• Additional Awards and Banter:
  Hosts engage in playful teasing, acknowledging each other's quirks and contributions to the show. Notable moments include D.J. Khaled saluting David Sampson for his brotherly support and Dan Le Batard's self-deprecating humor about his attire.

  "You're doubling down." – Dan Le Batard (04:27)
  "Made Juju feel like a genuine brother." – Dominique Foxworth (07:54)

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4. Notable Highlights and Guest Interactions

• Pat Riley Commentary:
  D.J. Khaled humorously comments on Pat Riley's decision-making regarding Jimmy Butler, blending sports analysis with comedic flair.

  "I like to give Pat Riley the great guy and business before pleasure award for not sending Jimmy Butler To New Orleans." – D.J. Khaled (05:12)

• Parody Song Mention:
  Chris Cody is commended for creating a parody song about David Sampson, showcasing the hosts' creative and spontaneous interactions.

  "I'd like to give our fake Grammy to Jeremy, who on short notice made a parody song about David Sampson." – Israel Gutierrez (04:43)

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5. Closing Remarks and Final Awards

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts offer final awards and express appreciation for each other's contributions:

• Salute to David Sampson:
  D.J. Khaled pays tribute to David Sampson for his genuine brotherly support on the show.

  "You made me feel like a genuine brother. I thank you so much. David Sampson." – D.J. Khaled (07:21)

• Final Awards to Dan Le Batard and Pablo:
  Dan is humorously awarded for his attire, likening him to furniture, while Pablo is recognized for his role in steering the show.

  "Award for the best person to sit in Dan's chair... Pablo." – Dan Le Batard (08:15)
  "You look like a couch. Yeah. Easy, lazy boy." – Chris Cody (08:11)

• Final Acknowledgments:
  The hosts collectively acknowledge the camaraderie and fun of the episode, wrapping up with light-hearted comments.

  "Hard bar to clear. Are we done?" – Dominique Foxworth (08:37)

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Conclusion

This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a blend of sports betting insights centered around the Super Bowl and engaging, humorous interactions among the hosts and guest Juju Gotti. Through a series of playful awards and banter, the episode highlights the camaraderie and unique personalities that define the show, providing both entertaining and informative content for listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• "First leg we got D Jizzle, aka D Greasy... for over 4.5 catches." – D.J. Khaled (00:55)
• "I think the majority of people want neither to win." – Dan Le Batard (02:48)
• "Person who just started to compliment somebody but somehow made that compliment by the end sound kind of like an insult at work." – Dominique Foxworth (03:06)
• "You made me feel like a genuine brother. I thank you so much. David Sampson." – D.J. Khaled (07:21)
• "Award for the best person to sit in Dan's chair... Pablo." – Dan Le Batard (08:15)

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This summary encapsulates the key discussions, humorous exchanges, and the overall dynamic of the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't tuned in.

Transcript

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Juju Gotti]

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[David Sampson]

That's right. It's Thursday Thunder. And it is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours. Juju.

[Dan Le Batard]

What do we got?

[D.J. Khaled]

Ah, man, it is super bowl week. Daniel and Dan o. You feel me? So I'm going straight to the game. We got a lot of things happening this week, but I'm going straight to the Super Bowl. First leg we got D Jizzle, aka D Greasy, aka Dallas Goddard for over 4.5 catches this Sunday against your Kansas City Chiefs.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Second leg.

[D.J. Khaled]

Okay, cool. Second leg, I'm going with the Slim Reaper, aka the Slimmer Reaper. AK Slimmer for that, aka Skinny Batman aka Devonte Smith for over 51.5 yards in the big game. You feel me?

[Israel Gutierrez]

So that's two overs, couple of overs for the Eagles cutting it up.

[D.J. Khaled]

You feel me?

[Israel Gutierrez]

Third leg.

[D.J. Khaled]

Man, I don't like to doubt people on these. I like to give folks confidence because I know they all watch this show and specifically this segment. Last leg, I'm going with Xavier worthy for over 5.5 catches cuz they're going to be losing.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Wow. Is that a prediction? Are we throwing a prediction on top of that?

[D.J. Khaled]

That's my heart and dreams. Because it's, you know, we got a lot going on this year. We got planes falling out the sky. We got devastation hitting the world right now. So I feel like the the chef's kissed for that devastation would be for Patrick Mahomes to get yet another one. Three in a row. No, sir. No thank you. I'm going with my Eagles fly. Eagles fly. You dick ski.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Juju, am I alone in thinking that most of the country wants the Eagles to win? I'm not saying everybody. I'm saying if we took a, a litmus test, a poll of the nation.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think the majority of people want neither to win.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Well, I mean, that's not going to happen.

[D.J. Khaled]

I mean, David Sampson, ladies and gentlemen, Wet blanket award Goes to him. Yeah, we're doing a please don't bring that image, Juju.

[Dominique Foxworth]

So as always, we steal a bit started by Dominique Foxworth and we give ourselves awards in the post game show.

[Dan Le Batard]

I thought Roy was a pleasure to be with today. A pleasure to work with. He interjected at moments of the show that that forwarded the show. Didn't grind it to a halt at all.

[Chris Cody]

Thank you, David.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Hold on, Juju. Hold on. I got to give David Sampson an award for the person who just started to compliment somebody but somehow made that compliment by the end sound kind of like an insult at work.

[Israel Gutierrez]

David's got a lot of those, by the way. He's got a whole trophy case of them.

[Roy Bellamy]

Can I give David another award?

[Israel Gutierrez]

Uh huh.

[Roy Bellamy]

He is the award for the least host, the least party host that I want to go to. I mean, your house.

[Chris Cody]

Well said.

[Roy Bellamy]

Can just go. I know I killed that.

[Chris Cody]

Congratulations. Congratulations.

[Roy Bellamy]

To a party. I already know I'm not going.

[D.J. Khaled]

I like to give Israel Gutierrez the $2 fine award for saying that you can't be a hip hop artist and have a Southern accent. When Andre 3000, Young Thug, Future Killer Mike, Ludicrous, Quavo, Lil Wayne 21 Savage, Pastor Troy Bun B, Rest in Peace, Pimpsy, Juvenile, Scarface, the Ghetto Boys, Big Crit, Rest in peace. DJ on Rest in Peace, Young Dolph, Rest in peace. Shouting Low Money Bad Yo, Kevin Gates. I know this ain't the type of show we doing, but $2?

[Roy Bellamy]

I just don't think of them as southern accents. I just think of, like, super extreme Southern accents. But $2 will be paid.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're doubling down.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Izzy doesn't see accents.

[Israel Gutierrez]

I. I don' piggyback on what Juju said. I want to give awards to many of those guys like Andre 3000 and Big. Oh, wait a sec. They already did. It's called Grammys.

[Chris Cody]

No BET Awards.

[Israel Gutierrez]

I like to give. Speaking of the Grammys, I'd like to give our fake Grammy to Jeremy, who on short notice made a parody song about David Stongs.

[Chris Cody]

Good job.

[Dan Le Batard]

So he's in the lane now where he's now gonna have to do songs like once you start.

[Chris Cody]

Already got a text saying that I should be doing that even more often.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, so that's it.

[Chris Cody]

That's great. Yeah.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Hey, got. I think we've awarded Jeremy for the Got a text from Dan.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, hey, good job. Text from Dan. All right.

[D.J. Khaled]

I like to give. I like to give Pat Riley the great guy and business before pleasure award for not sending Jimmy Butler To New Orleans. Like I would've sent his ass.

[Chris Cody]

Good job, Pat.

[Israel Gutierrez]

That was juju's take on Bob. On my podcast, he said that if he was Pat Rile, he'd send Jimmy Butler to New Orleans just to prove a point. He take. He'd take the worst deal ever just to prove a point.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm with you.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Yep.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think.

[D.J. Khaled]

Get ready to learn pelicanese, buddy.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Pelican.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, but it's juju. I. I had him being sent to the Wizards.

[D.J. Khaled]

Yes, sir. I like that. I like where your head is at, Fox.

[Israel Gutierrez]

I gotta give. He's already won this award, but, you know, nothing better than winning it back to back. Executive producer of the day to Chris Cody.

[David Sampson]

I thought it was pretty shitty today.

[Dan Le Batard]

Honestly, it was not as good as.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Still the best EP of the week.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Yep.

[Roy Bellamy]

After a hard bowling night.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Israel Gutierrez]

He gave us the Joe Biden. He gave us the unexpected. He has a.

[Chris Cody]

You know what?

[David Sampson]

I was great.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. Yeah. You know. Yeah.

[Israel Gutierrez]

He had enough. What was the other impression that we were very impressed by? We're like, oh, that's pretty good.

[Chris Cody]

It was Trump. Yeah, that was.

[Dominique Foxworth]

No, I don't. That was terrible.

[D.J. Khaled]

I also want to give an award for. Also another $2 for everyone in the building for no one saying deadline day.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, good job. Good job. Still got season here, so. Yeah, good job.

[Israel Gutierrez]

I forgot about it, but yeah, that's true. That's an award that we all won.

[Dominique Foxworth]

I'd like to. I'd like to give an award to Ryan Cortez for the saddest zoom background on planet Earth.

[Chris Cody]

Good job.

[Dan Le Batard]

At least he showed up today.

[Roy Bellamy]

I got another award for David Sampson Day.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, man.

[Roy Bellamy]

David. The award for ultimate pecker checker.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Pecker Checker.

[Roy Bellamy]

Chicken pecker.

[D.J. Khaled]

Also, Chris, you get a may not be there when you want him, but you're there right on time award.

[David Sampson]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. He was late today, though. Yeah.

[David Sampson]

I'm here when you need me.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Today. It was a real laugh party, David.

[David Sampson]

Laugh party.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. Laugh party.

[Roy Bellamy]

Yeah, I enjoyed it.

[Israel Gutierrez]

Dare I ask, Juju what the audience thought today?

[D.J. Khaled]

Hey, the audience. Look, let's just say there are some days where we make the audience forget that how we are all. I want to dress it up. I don't want to say the things that David Sampson had a rough day on the YouTube channel, basically what I'm saying. So I'm gonna take this time instead of digging into that, I'm gonna send a salute to my brother and tell you some appreciation. You came to Atlanta and you made me a part of your show. You shared the stage with me, and you made me feel like a genuine brother. I thank you so much. David Sampson. Hats off to you. Thank you.

[Chris Cody]

Hats off. Hats off.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Made Juju feel like a genuine brother.

[Chris Cody]

My hats off. There it is.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm sorry that. That I had that impact.

[Dominique Foxworth]

I think we're probably done today, right?

[Chris Cody]

We're good.

[Israel Gutierrez]

One more thing. One more award. Award to Dan Lebatard for dressing like the furniture awards.

[D.J. Khaled]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

You look like a couch. Yeah. Easy, lazy boy. Lazy boy.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm going to end it with an award for Pablo. It's hard to steer this ship and man, you conducted. Pablo, you win the award for the best person to sit in Dan's chair, who's not Dan, who's in this studio today.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. Good job, Pablo. Yeah. He docked the ship.

[Roy Bellamy]

I'm not clapping.

[Chris Cody]

What?

[Roy Bellamy]

Not for that one.

[Chris Cody]

Oh.

[Dominique Foxworth]

I mean, I don't look like the chair I'm sitting in, so, you know, it's hard.

[Israel Gutierrez]

That's a start. It's a start.

[Chris Cody]

It's a good start.

[Dominique Foxworth]

Hard bar to clear. Are we done?

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, we're done. Yeah, we're done.

[D.J. Khaled]

Thanks, Juju.

[Juju Gotti]

Give David Mitchell the award for the heat.

[Chris Cody]

All right.