Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Release Date: February 20, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Roy, Chris Cody, Greg, Jessica
Guest: JuJu Gotti

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Introduction and Segment Kickoff

The episode begins with an energetic introduction, setting the tone for a lively discussion on sports and pop culture. JuJu Gotti opens the show with a promotional segment about Venmo, highlighting its versatility and widespread acceptance. This segment occurs from [00:12] to [00:48], emphasizing modern financial transactions and the benefits of using Venmo for payments and cashbacks.

Thursday Thunder: Sports Predictions

At [00:48], Chris Cody introduces the "Thursday Thunder" segment, sponsored by DraftKings, where hosts and guests make sports predictions. Roy takes the spotlight, presenting his bets with enthusiasm:

• Stefan Castle's Performance: Roy predicts that Stefan Castle will score over 13.5 points against the Phoenix Suns ([00:57]).

• Derrick White's Performance: He also forecasts Derrick White will exceed 13.5 points in the upcoming game against the Philadelphia 76ers, whom he describes as "strugglish" ([01:25]).

• Al Horford's Performance: Roy highlights Al Horford, lauding him as "one of the best big men in the history of the entire world" and predicts he will score over 5.5 points ([02:04]).

Roy furthers his patriotic spirit by backing Team USA in the Four Nation Cups Championship, confidently stating, "Screw Canadian bacon" ([02:06]).

NBA MVP Race Discussion

Stefan Castle contributes to the conversation at [03:40], discussing the NBA MVP race. He asserts that this season features possibly the best MVP race ever, notably between Shay Gillis Alexander and Nikola Jokić. Stefan remarks:

“I think this is probably the best MVP race that we've had maybe ever in the NBA between Shay Gillis Alexander and Nikola Jokić. Like, that's the tightest race we've ever seen. Probably.” ([03:57])

Roy responds by addressing potential Jokić fatigue and supporting Jokić's continued excellence with his team, especially with the addition of Russell Westbrook. He suggests Jokić deserves at least a co-MVP award but acknowledges the impressive performances of Shay Gillis and his team in Oklahoma City ([04:04]).

Fan Feedback and Show Reception

Tony inquires about the feedback JuJu is receiving, prompting Roy to share his positive sentiments about the show's segments. Roy commends the "don't look" segment, expressing anticipation for more ([02:53]).

He also touches on the Miami Heat's performance and fan reactions, emphasizing that inconsistent team performances have led some fans to label the NBA as "uninteresting," urging a reevaluation of their support ([02:53] - [03:40]).

Audience Polls and Interactive Segments

Throughout the episode, hosts engage the audience with interactive polls, revealing humorous and insightful statistics:

• Donuts Around Tasks: 59% believe donuts should not be present when focusing on tasks ([05:39]).

• Florida Associations: 76% still associate Florida with oranges, while others mention cocaine and garbanzo beans, with 54% disliking the latter ([06:01] - [06:19]).

• Dan's Life Balance: A striking 91% agree that Dan needs more balance in his life, emphasizing the audience's concern ([06:23]).

• Canada vs. USA: A robust 96% support the sentiment that "Canada's ham is not bacon," reflecting competitive national pride ([07:08]).

Roy humorously interacts with these polls, especially when facing an unexpected 50-50 split on whether splitting a baby’s burp is done correctly ([07:35]). The segment concludes with a playful chant of "USA" reinforcing patriotic themes ([08:46] - [08:57]).

Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts maintain high energy, celebrating audience participation and reiterating their support for Team USA. The playful banter about national preferences and humorous poll results leaves listeners entertained and engaged.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Roy on Al Horford:
  “You know Stu got to say if you have a team full of Al Horfords, you don't need anything else, right? He will get over 5.5 points tonight, Daddy.” ([01:40])

• Stefan Castle on MVP Race:
  “I think this is probably the best MVP race that we've had maybe ever in the NBA between Shay Gillis Alexander and Nikola Jokić.” ([03:57])

• Roy on Team Support:
  “I'm staying in the United States of America. I am being patriotic. You dig it? I'm taking Team USA in the four nation cups championship to beat Canada tonight.” ([02:06])

• Audience Poll Highlight:
  “If you want to focus on the task at hand, can there be donuts around? 59% of the audience says no, there cannot be donuts.” ([05:32])

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This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a dynamic mix of sports predictions, in-depth NBA discussions, and engaging audience interactions. Hosts and guest JuJu Gotti create an entertaining atmosphere, blending humor with insightful commentary, making it a must-listen for fans of sports and pop culture.

Transcript

[Tony]

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[Juju]

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[Chris Cody]

All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder. Presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours, Juju. Take it away.

[Roy]

Great energy, my brother Roy. Great energy. I'm going start off in the association tonight with my brother Stefan Castle. I think he will get over 13.5 points against your Phoenix Suns tonight. Next, I'm going to stay in the association and travel to the world champions, the Boston Celtics, your reigning world champions. Let me repeat that over on Derrick White. 13.5 points. He will get over that tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers, who are strugglish, but strugglish. And then for the last was for the third leg. I'mma stay with the world champion Boston Celtics and go with the hero, one of the best big men in the history of the entire world. Thank you, Al Horford. You feel me? You know Stu got say if you have a team full of Al Horfords, you don't need anything else, right? He will get over 5.5 points tonight, Daddy. We got to believe it. And the last leg.

[Tony]

Tell him, juju.

[Roy]

Chris Cody, tell him. I'm staying in the United States of America. I am being patriotic. You dig it? I'm taking USA Team USA in the four nation cups championship to beat Canada tonight. You got to dig it. Let's go, man. Screw Canadian bacon.

[Jessica]

We have so many kachuks.

[Tony]

I regret saying. The thing I said about Al Horford stays with you. That if you have a team full of Al Horford, you have a championship team. No, you don't. If you have one Al Horford, he helps you win a championship, but a team full of Al Horfords, you need offense, kick, save and abuse. Juju. What's some of the feedback you're getting on the show today, man?

[Roy]

The show was magnificent today, Tony, bro. That was a good segment. The don't look segment, bro. I can't wait to hear more of that. You Dig it. Salute. Salute. All the way around the board. Also, we didn't get to mention Bobby Portis has been suspended 25 games for PD substances. You know what I mean? I'm neither here nor there. I keep my brother in my prayers. You dig it? Also, Jessica was right. You feel me? If the Heat were good, y'all would love the NBA. Y'all went through 20 pounds of Jimmy Butler trade rumors. So much so that y'all was alienating the audience. But in the same breath, y'all be like, oh, but the NBA is uninteresting. Well, you gotta choose one. Is it uninteresting? Let's stop talk if it is interesting, let's full force ahead and love it. But neither here nor there.

[Stefan]

Juju. I will say this, though, talk about the NBA being interesting. I think this is probably the best MVP race that we've had maybe ever in the NBA between Shay Gillis Alexander and between Nicola Jokic. Like, that's the tightest race we've ever seen. Probably.

[Roy]

Absolutely. I think they gonna probably do how they did a couple years ago because I think people got Jokic fatigue for some reason.

[Stefan]

Three out of four years for jokers, right?

[Roy]

But I think that Jokic is. He definitely deserves it again, man, because I don't know what he doing with that team consecutive over the years. Now he got Russell Westbrook on the team. I think he deserves at least a co. MVP award. But you can't deny what Shea Gilgis and them boys are doing in okc.

[Tony]

Need to do it in the postseason though, right?

[Stefan]

I mean, that's the next step.

[Tony]

Yes.

[Roy]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Greg]

Juju, Juju, I see you repping the Browns right now. It seems like you. You have. You're flying the flag of a different team every time I see you. How many favorite teams do you have? I'm just curious.

[Roy]

I don't have. I only like the Eagles and the Bills when it comes to the. The National Football League. I just happen to have a lot of merch, you dig? I support everybody and I like the fact that they're rumored to be getting Shadour. So I'm, I'm. I'm trying to show a little. You support. You dig?

[Greg]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Tony]

Have you seen that story?

[Greg]

Greg the Shador go on to Cleveland.

[Tony]

Where he plays Madden Football, but he only plays it with the Cleveland Browns, the only team he chooses.

[Greg]

Right? Not. Yes, that's a little crazy talk.

[Tony]

So everyone is speculating that he. That he wants to go to Cleveland. Right, juju?

[Roy]

Right, right. And I speculate that it's a little bit of BS in there, but, hey, you gotta. You gotta fake it till you make it. You dig it?

[Tony]

Yeah. Polls, of course.

[Roy]

Yes, sir. I got suppose. Can a goal be both gorgeous and should have been stopped at the same time?

[Tony]

Yes. Yes, it can.

[Roy]

I believe 79% of the audience says yes, it can.

[Tony]

Thank you.

[Greg]

Thank you. Thank you, audience.

[Roy]

If you want to focus on the task at hand, can there be donuts around? 59% of the audience says no, there cannot be donuts.

[Greg]

All right.

[Tony]

Fun show. Big winners today. Yeah, right.

[Roy]

Salute to Homer Simpson. Do people still associate Florida with oranges? 76% of the audience says yes, they do.

[Chris Cody]

Wow.

[Roy]

And a couple other people say they associate Florida with a couple other things, but we're not. Neither here nor there.

[Tony]

Cocaine.

[Roy]

Garbanzo beans. Like them. Don't like them, huh? 54% of the audience says they don't like them.

[Tony]

Guys.

[Greg]

All right. I wanted a bigger number than that.

[Roy]

Here's a big poll today. Paz, does Dan need a little in his life?

[Tony]

We all know.

[Jessica]

Please come back.

[Tony]

Yes, please. That's got to be 100, right?

[Roy]

91 of the audience says yes.

[Stefan]

Wow.

[Greg]

How was that spelled in the poll? I'm just curious.

[Roy]

S, H, H, H, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, P, P, P, P, P, P. Excellent.

[Greg]

That's exactly how I would have spelled it.

[Tony]

Perfect.

[Roy]

Hey, Canada, your ham is not bacon. 96% or 90% of the audience says yes, of course. Go to hell, Canada. Especially today.

[Tony]

Say hi to our briles. Wow.

[Roy]

Do you like to fart? 88% of the audience says yes. They like to.

[Greg]

Windows, pet, letters.

[Roy]

Does anyone have 400 friends? 91% of the audience says no. No one. 400 friends. Dang it.

[Greg]

And 9% lying, right?

[Stefan]

You ain't lying.

[Roy]

It's crybaby redi redundant.

[Tony]

Oh.

[Roy]

Oh, my goodness. Okay, I gotta update this.

[Tony]

What happened?

[Roy]

It's crybaby redundant.

[Tony]

Okay?

[Roy]

This has never happened in the history of this show.

[Chris Cody]

Do not believe you.

[Tony]

No.

[Roy]

50% of the audience says yes. 50% of the Y first kid me.

[Chris Cody]

That's a first. Come on.

[Jessica]

I'm literally gonna get out of here.

[Greg]

History.

[Roy]

Man. And are you doing it wrong? If you are burping the out of a baby, 55% of the audience says yes. You are doing it wrong.

[Tony]

Split.

[Greg]

Split vote.

[Roy]

And the last poll, which is kind of like the earlier poll. Do you like pooting? Yeah, I guess it's a spelling on that. 64 of the audience says yes. They like puding. But they do not like Canada.

[Chris Cody]

How'd you spell that?

[Roy]

Back to you guys.

[Tony]

Yeah, I thought it' Retire. I mean, yeah.

[Roy]

P, O, U, T, I, N, E. Okay?

[Greg]

Correct.

[Juju]

Very correct.

[Roy]

Hell, yeah. But, yeah, screw Canada for tonight. I'm all in on Team USA.

[Greg]

Let'S go.

[Tony]

Listen, let's exit all chanting USA Okay, USA usa usa. Usa usa.

[Roy]

USA let's go, States.