Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Release Date: February 19, 2025

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Introduction and Audience Interaction

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in lively banter about audience favorites and emerging fan favorites. JuJu Gotti serves as the show's ombudsman, providing insights into listener preferences and feedback.

• Juju Gotti (00:43): "I would imagine that Andrew Hawkins is becoming more and more of a fan favorite around here."

PK Subban's Top Five SNL Skits

PK Subban takes center stage with his inaugural "Top Five" list, focusing on his favorite "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) skits. This segment sparks humorous debates among the hosts regarding the selections.

• PK Subban (01:55): "These are my top five SNL skits of all time."

  • Number 5: "Celebrity Jeopardy"
  • Number 4: "The Roxbarians with Will Ferrell"
  • Number 3: "What's up with that?" featuring Keenan
  • Number 2: "The Californians"
  • Number 1: "More cowbell" with Will Ferrell

• Greg Cody (03:17): "I'm ashamed to admit this, but every time Fred Armisen cross dresses, I find it funny."

This segment not only highlights PK's comedic tastes but also introduces playful disagreements, especially concerning newer skits versus classic favorites.

Discussion on Recent Comedy Specials

The hosts transition to discussing recent comedy specials, specifically Dave Chappelle's "Immigrant Dads."

• PK Subban (03:47): "I saw it."
• Greg Cody (03:48): "I didn't watch the Chappelle thing. And honestly, Chappelle, you might be to blame for all of this."

The conversation delves into Chappelle's influence on national discourse and the potential impacts of his work, showcasing the hosts' varying perspectives on contemporary comedy.

Favorite WNBA Players Segment

A lighthearted segment where the hosts share their favorite WNBA players, fostering camaraderie and sports enthusiasm.

• Juju Gotti (05:01): "Brittany Griner is my favorite."
• Mike Ryan (06:35): "Caitlin Clark."
• PK Subban (06:10): "Tiffany Hayes and Ryan Howard."

The discussion underscores the hosts' support for female athletes and brings in personal anecdotes, such as JuJu's prayers for Dalton Connect's participation in the All-Star Game.

Humorous Polls and Audience Engagement

The show features a series of amusing polls that engage both the audience and hosts, generating laughter and spirited debates.

1. Poll: "Why aren't they called crackaholics?"

   • Result (06:47): 73% favor the name "crackaholics."

2. Poll: "What’s the bigger weekend event in Daytona?"

   • Result (07:05): 39% choose Spring Break over the Daytona 500, sparking surprise and laughter among the hosts.

3. Poll: "Can you be a confident dancer if you're flat-footed?"

   • Result (07:38): 69% say no, leading to playful jabs about dancing abilities.

4. Poll: "Which hurts more, an NFL career or a woman's period?"

   • Result (09:06): 60% say an NFL career, igniting a humorous yet thought-provoking debate.

• PK Subban (09:00): "Which hurts more, an NFL career or a woman's period? This is a big one."

The polls serve as a platform for comedic exchanges while touching on relatable topics for the audience.

Foot Doctors: A Light-Hearted Debate

The conversation shifts to a humorous take on the perception of foot doctors.

• PK Subban (07:57): "Can you be a confident dancer if you're also flat-footed? If you're so flat-footed that it seems like your feet are made of cement."
• Jessica (08:22): "Feet doctors are weird until you need a foot doctor."

This segment blends humor with relatable experiences, emphasizing the hosts' chemistry and ability to find humor in everyday topics.

Black History and Accountability Discussion

Towards the episode's end, a more serious topic arises concerning accusations against Justin Tucker.

• PK Subban (10:28): "Justin Tucker has been accused of that heinous crime. So if he has done this crime, we need to chastise him and hold him accountable for this because it's not acceptable that type of behavior. We don't allow that here."
• Dan Le Batard (10:53): "I think we will have a guest on to talk about it tomorrow. Juju, so good shout."

This brief yet impactful discussion underscores the show's commitment to addressing significant social issues, balancing humor with responsibility.

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the discussions and teasing future topics, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor, sports, and cultural commentary.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Juju Gotti (00:43): "I would imagine that Andrew Hawkins is becoming more and more of a fan favorite around here."
• PK Subban (01:55): "These are my top five SNL skits of all time."
• Greg Cody (03:17): "I'm ashamed to admit this, but every time Fred Armisen cross dresses, I find it funny."
• PK Subban (09:00): "Which hurts more, an NFL career or a woman's period? This is a big one."

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Final Thoughts:

In this episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," listeners are treated to a mix of humor, sports analysis, and cultural commentary. From PK Subban's top SNL skits to engaging audience polls and serious discussions on accountability, the show encapsulates its dynamic and entertaining essence. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode offers a comprehensive and enjoyable experience.

Transcript

[Dan Le Batard]

You're listening to Giraffkings Network.

[Stugotz]

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[Juju Gotti]

As our ombudsman juju, you are always checking in with the audience and you know what they're saying during the show. I have not had access to that recently, but just the way the show felt today. I would imagine that Andrew Hawkins is becoming more and more of a fan favorite around here. People. I would just imagine that people seem to like him.

[PK Subban]

Absolutely. I'm glad to be here again. You dig it. But people also love PK Subhan, bro. Like the. He bought it strong today. The audience was requesting. We need Chris Sim style top 100 most handsome brothers list from PK Subhan. Check in with him every now and then.

[Greg Cody]

How many Subans are going to be on this list?

[Juju Gotti]

You know what this is?

[Greg Cody]

Let's play over under 17 and a half. Sub.

[Juju Gotti]

I want to make. I want to make this a segment with PK Subhan where we check in with him daily for as long as we can get. Date daily. Handsome brothers.

[Greg Cody]

If he leaves Keenan off the top 100, I got issues because that's where the whole day started.

[Mike Ryan]

Yep.

[PK Subban]

Hell yeah, man. Speaking of Keenan, I also like to. I agree with y'all that the Saturday Night Live hasn't been what it used to be these days. You dig it? But I. It did inspire me to make my own top five segments from Saturday Night Live.

[Juju Gotti]

Holy a ju. Has there ever been a juju top five? An inspired. Have we ever. Is this the historic first top five juju lists that we've had around here?

[PK Subban]

I think it is, sir.

[Juju Gotti]

All right, so it's skits. It's SNL skits of all time.

[PK Subban]

Yes, sir. SNL skits of all time.

[Juju Gotti]

All right. Any Oli? Are we going right to it?

[PK Subban]

Yeah, Oli, the NPR sweaty balls. That's this. Yes, sir. I love those sisters also. Oli Debbie Downer. I love number five, Celebrity Jeopardy. No matter who's up there. Number four, the Roxberries with Will Ferrell.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, you're going old school. You're going old school.

[Mike Ryan]

Where else do you go with that show?

[PK Subban]

Yes, sir. Number three. I like the. What's up with that? With Keenan.

[Greg Cody]

There you go. Something newer. That's from the last 10 years. There, too. That's still going on.

[Mike Ryan]

If Juju says so.

[PK Subban]

Also, for some reason, it always tickles my fancy. The Californians.

[Juju Gotti]

Yeah, that's Valerie. Valerie loves the Californians. It's uncommonly dumb.

[PK Subban]

And top one, number one, no questions asked. More cowbell. Will Fell. It's a good list.

[Greg Cody]

I'm ashamed to admit this, but every time Fred Armisen cross dresses, I find it funny. Societal shift.

[Dan Le Batard]

What's the family that like? They kiss each other way too much.

[Greg Cody]

Was Fred Armisen and cross dressing in that one?

[Dan Le Batard]

I believe he is.

[Greg Cody]

Well, then it was funny.

[PK Subban]

Salute to Portlandia as well.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, I love Portlandia.

[Greg Cody]

He was cross dressing in that one. Funny.

[Juju Gotti]

Did you guys like Immigrant Dads? That they did the other day with Chappelle. Anyone? Anyone saw that? Nope. Okay, moving on.

[PK Subban]

I saw it. I saw it.

[Greg Cody]

I didn't watch the Chappelle thing. And honestly, Chappelle, you might be to blame for all of this.

[Juju Gotti]

For all of it.

[Greg Cody]

I got an eye on you. For all of everything, I got an eye on you. You know what the election kind of centered around? I got an eye on you, pal.

[Juju Gotti]

Oh, pal. Another pal. Our second pal of the week.

[Greg Cody]

I bet you he's gonna have his regrets about that. Like, maybe I should have done two specials on it. The third special is probably too much. And I made this a whole national discourse when it became an outsized thing. I was warning y'all.

[PK Subban]

Also, Mike, I've done a lot of research. I crunched a lot of numbers from yesterday. Asswipe is an onomatopoeia just for your records.

[Greg Cody]

Wow.

[Juju Gotti]

I can't believe that Greg Cody didn't remember and doesn't remember that when he sits in a chair with a groan, he says, ass wipe.

[Stugotz]

He doesn't say it. It's just the sound.

[Juju Gotti]

No, he does say it. He clearly pronounces ass Swipe.

[Greg Cody]

My ass doesn't make that noise. I don't think that's an onomatopoeia.

[PK Subban]

Also, Jessica, we were naming our favorite basketball players. Mine right now is Ant man and Dalton Connect. You dig it? Neither here nor there.

[Juju Gotti]

Both here and there. It's here and at the All Star Game where you connected with Dalton Connect. Somehow juju had an. I don't understand this. I look forward to seeing it. But juju is praying and told Dalton Connect that he is praying for him. It was just. I don't. And so it's important. It is. It is nice of you to extend him that compassion and prayer, juju.

[PK Subban]

I will not extend Judas compassion, though. Joker of the day, Dan lebatar for not respecting black history.

[Juju Gotti]

Unfair. Unfair. Was I aggregated? That's not what I said. That's not what I did. That's unfair. I've been framed. I've been framed. What do you mean it's not unfair? I've been framed.

[PK Subban]

We heard it. There were your words. We heard the audience was. Was tuned in. You can't do anything about that.

[Jessica]

I got the proof right here.

[Juju Gotti]

I will not respect black history.

[Mike Ryan]

That's you, right?

[Greg Cody]

You also said it twice. So we can get the second one cleaner.

[Juju Gotti]

That's AI and I've been since we.

[Dan Le Batard]

Did our favorite MNBA players. Juju, why don't you go first? Your favorite WNBA player and then it's Dan's turn.

[PK Subban]

Ooh. I have a trouble picking between Tiffany Hayes and Ryan Howard. Those are my two gals.

[Mike Ryan]

Same. Yeah.

[Juju Gotti]

Brittany Griner is my favorite.

[Dan Le Batard]

What team is she on now?

[Juju Gotti]

Atlanta. That's not fair. Jessica. That's not cool. Go ahead, juju.

[PK Subban]

Nah. That was good. I'm waiting for Roy. Roy who? Your favorite W player. Oh, wow. She's. She's in college.

[Dan Le Batard]

She will be.

[Jessica]

She's future prospect.

[PK Subban]

I'll allow it. Stu.

[Mike Ryan]

My favorite WNBA player.

[Juju Gotti]

Oh, Stall. Texas.

[Mike Ryan]

Caitlin Clark.

[PK Subban]

Oh, nice one. Nice. I like it.

[Mike Ryan]

Yep. Woof.

[PK Subban]

First poll. Why aren't they called crackaholics? Yes. 73% of the audience says yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think it's crackaholic if it's the butt crack.

[PK Subban]

Mmm. Maybe. Important distinction.

[Greg Cody]

I'm in recovery.

[PK Subban]

Bigger weekend in Daytona. Spring break Bike week or the Daytona 500.

[Mike Ryan]

Oh, come on.

[PK Subban]

39% of the audience said spring break.

[Juju Gotti]

Wow. You guys all said it would be the Daytona 500. Everybody laughed. Everybody had jokes. And then what happened?

[PK Subban]

Right? My girlfriend is from Daytona and she said it was bike week, but I.

[Juju Gotti]

Thought it was bike week. I thought bike week was bigger than the Daytona 500, but everyone laughed. Me at the room with all of their Daytona knowledge.

[PK Subban]

Can you be a confident dancer if you're also flat footed? If you're so flat footed that it seems like your feet are made of cement. 69% of the audience says, no, you cannot be a confident dancer. Salute to Coogler, though. That. I didn't know my brother had those moves. He had Me in this. He had me over here jigging. You dig it?

[Juju Gotti]

Yep.

[PK Subban]

I love it. Our feet doctors weird. 82% of the audience says, yes, they are weird. Dang it.

[Juju Gotti]

That's a great question. It is a great question, because I don't know who's disagreeing with that. I am leary of the foot doctor, and that's not fair. I don't. I don't know what I'm doing there. It's the career choice, isn't it?

[Jessica]

Feet doctors are weird until you need a foot doctor. Yeah. That's just the way it goes.

[Mike Ryan]

Then they're not weird anymore.

[Jessica]

And they're not weird anymore. Now they're a necessity.

[Mike Ryan]

Very skilled.

[Dan Le Batard]

I had a professor who was a foot doctor, and she used to come to school and show us pictures of feet that she had to treat. And, oh, my God, one of the pictures was so gross, I didn't eat for, like, three days.

[Stugotz]

Yeah.

[PK Subban]

Dang.

[Juju Gotti]

My father has the worst feet I have ever seen. They're worse than Greg Cody's. That toenail that Greg has had cut twice by stugats. My father's feet are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

[Mike Ryan]

The great toe.

[Dan Le Batard]

Realizing now that may have been a HIPAA violation.

[PK Subban]

Big poll. This is a big poll. Which hurts more, an NFL career or a woman's period?

[Juju Gotti]

This is a big one.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, I wonder what our audience is gonna say, Right?

[Mike Ryan]

I bet they side with you.

[Juju Gotti]

I think period is the better answer.

[PK Subban]

60% of the audience says an NFL career.

[Jessica]

Oh, man.

[PK Subban]

Come on.

[Jessica]

What are we doing here? What are we doing here?

[PK Subban]

I'm sorry, Jessica, if Dalton Connect is playing in your All Star Game. Is it an All Star Game?

[Mike Ryan]

Nope.

[Juju Gotti]

Prayers up.

[PK Subban]

92% of the audience says, no, it is not.

[Mike Ryan]

Thank you.

[PK Subban]

Sheesh. And the better. Three words, guys. Strap it on. Strap it in. First time this has ever happened in the history of the show.

[Juju Gotti]

What?

[Mike Ryan]

No.

[PK Subban]

50 of the audience says first and goal. And 50 of the audience says fourth and goal.

[Jessica]

I don't believe. I don't believe.

[Juju Gotti]

That is not what happened. Juju. You are lying right now. Juju. That's never happened before. That can't even happen. That's not something that can happen.

[PK Subban]

Juju.

[Juju Gotti]

Juju.

[Mike Ryan]

It happened.

[Juju Gotti]

Juju. You're lying to us. Juju. There's got to be. No, Mike. Don't pretend like you believe that. That's not something that's possible. That's never happened before. Juju. Juju. Take it back.

[PK Subban]

I do not. Take it back.

[Juju Gotti]

Take it back.

[PK Subban]

I'm flying.

[Mike Ryan]

Update the poll again. Update it right now.

[Juju Gotti]

Right now to typo.

[PK Subban]

Update the misinformation.

[Juju Gotti]

It's Elon Musk.

[PK Subban]

Oh, no, it's still there. No, you updated it. You updated it.

[Jessica]

Oh, my God.

[PK Subban]

I updated it. Also before I go black history. Before I go. This is my only platform. Jessica, I got your back. Justin Tucker has been accused of. Seven more people have accused him of that heinous crime. So if he has done this crime, we need to chastise him and hold him accountable for this because it's not acceptable that type of behavior. We don't allow that here.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think we will have a guest on to talk about it tomorrow. Juju so good shout.

[Stugotz]

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