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Sports Analyst 1
LeBron looked so young last night dunking against Houston. They beat Houston the last two nights since juju came on here and said the Lakers stank. All of a sudden their defense has gotten a little bit better and they've dragged Houston a couple of times here. But what LeBron did last night, just dunking all over the place, that's the oldest player in the league. It doesn't make sense that he would still be able to to do that. You think there's any chance he plays tonight against the Miami Heat?
Sports Analyst 2
I don't, I don't. He not only did he play last night, of course, not only has he played twice in the last three days, but he did the thing where he hurt his elbow and he laid on the ground for 10 minutes. I have a very hard time believing he plays tonight. It'll be disappointing, but I don't expect him to play.
Sports Announcer
Injury to his elbow was so painful,
Sports Analyst 2
he forgot which one he hurt and his legs stopped working. That's why you have to lie on the ground. You can't stand if your elbows hurt.
Sports Analyst 3
Windhorst said that he doesn't expect him to play, but LeBron now leads the NBA in fast break points, which is crazy. And it was the best shooting game of his entire career, going 13 to 14 from the field.
Sports Analyst 1
That's a guy who shot 58% his best year in Miami and he goes 13, 14 last night and is the oldest player in the league. Not as old, 10 years younger, but you trust his body less. Giannis is insisting on playing here as the Bucks want to shut him him down. Is that optics? Does he love basketball? Like, what's happening there that Giannis is insisting on playing when the team is like, never mind Giannis, we can just bail on this season.
Sports Analyst 2
First of all, we all knew this was going to happen when the trade deadline was coming up and he was hurt. It's like, okay, you're not going to trade him and you're going to want to tank, so you're not going to want to play. And we know that he's going to want to play. So this is the exact scenario that we saw playing out. It's playing out right now. I do believe that that optics are a major part of this because it allows Giannis to get to the off season. I wanted to be here. I play hard. The team didn't want me to play. You know, like. Like the. The disagreement that they're having right now is Giannis wanting to play. You know, it makes him look like
Juju
the good guy in the whole situation.
Sports Analyst 2
It's bullshit.
Juju
I'm tired of it.
Sports Analyst 2
And we know this has been a huge thing where he doesn't want to come off looking like the bad guys orchestrated. Yeah, I. I believe so, too. He gets the point. To go, I want to play. I need to go somewhere. I want to play.
Host
Juju, what do you got for us today, man?
Juju
Thursday Thunder, baby. Let's go.
Host
That's right, it's Thursday Thunder, and It's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours.
Juju
Yes, sir. It's March Madness time, so let's dig right in, man. First up, I'm going with BYU to get the win over Texas. AJ the best. I see you. Next leg, I'm going with Kentucky to get the win over Santa Clara. Santa Clara is dangerous. It's just one of them games, but I got faith in Kentucky and the Wildcats. Third leg, I'm going with UCLA to win over ucf. I'm so sorry, Jeremy. I should have told you to cover your ears. That's on me. Trigger warning. And last leg, I'm going with Michigan State to beat North Dakota State. About 15.5 points over 15.5. I'm taking the spree. You got to know it.
Sports Analyst 1
Look at this, Red.
Sports Analyst 3
We're not friends anymore, Juju.
Sports Analyst 2
Are we doing a new thing here? Are we giving out awards after shows these days?
Juju
Yeah, man. Yesterday, the. The Post Show Awards was such a big hit, so I'm. I'm bringing it back for the audience. To the audience, man. I want to, first off, give the Heroes of the Week award to the Jewelry of the Afroman trial for not busting out laughing when that song was being played. I'd have been laughing the whole trial, bro. I also want to give the Kick Saving a Beaut award to my guy Chris Cody for that John Phantom snafu.
Sports Analyst 2
Dan.
Sports Analyst 3
Dan, really?
Host
I'm gonna give Dan to throwing someone under the Bus award.
Sports Analyst 3
Put you in a bad spot.
Juju
Good award, right? And to make sure we save and kicking that butte, the Guest of the Day award goes to John Fanta. I see you, brother.
Host
I got rocks. Just a delight.
Sports Analyst 3
He's great.
Juju
The Unfortunate Freudian Slip award. I'm so sorry. I gotta give it to Terminator Tache for the whole Dumble U NBA situation.
Sports Analyst 3
That's crazy. We need to play that back.
Sports Analyst 2
I saw that coming.
Sports Analyst 3
It wasn't Dumble you.
Juju
It was done with you. But that's pretty much all. And I think that moving forward Afro man, if he was a one hit wonder, he is now a two hit wonder. Because the one he dropped in court. I might bump that this week. Lemon pound cake. You dig it?
Sports Analyst 2
Juju. Let's go over some polls today. What do we got?
Juju
Yes sir. Man, let me pull these brothers up also too.
Sports Announcer
If you.
Juju
I forgot to give the the SAG AFTRA award to the crew who did the Irish Goodby video online the other day. That's great. Everybody who participated. Kirsten? Everybody. Bro. Salute. Which is worse, a ruptured testicle or a fractured testicle?
Sports Analyst 2
Some felt obvious.
Juju
91% of the audience says a ruptured testicle is worse.
Sports Analyst 2
Yeah.
Juju
And let's go. Last poll on this one. Has anyone ever said the phrase eat you up and swallow you? Wow. Hey yo. 69 of the audience says no they haven't. And those I oppose.
Sports Analyst 2
You know what? That I even tried to say that. All right. But in a position.
Main Theme:
This postgame edition of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (featuring JuJu Gotti) wraps up the latest in sports, pop culture, and the crew’s signature brand of goofy banter. Centered on LeBron James's ageless dominance, Giannis Antetokounmpo's "good guy" optics, March Madness picks, and the beloved return of “Post Show Awards,” the show brims with sharp, irreverent observations and playful camaraderie.
"LeBron looked so young last night dunking against Houston... What LeBron did last night, just dunking all over the place, that's the oldest player in the league. It doesn't make sense that he would still be able to do that.""He did the thing where he hurt his elbow and he laid on the ground for 10 minutes. I have a very hard time believing he plays tonight.""Injury to his elbow was so painful, he forgot which one he hurt and his legs stopped working. That's why you have to lie on the ground.""Giannis is insisting on playing here as the Bucks want to shut him him down... Does he love basketball? Like, what's happening there?""I do believe that optics are a major part of this... it allows Giannis to get to the off season: 'I wanted to be here. I play hard. The team didn't want me to play.'""The disagreement that they're having right now is Giannis wanting to play. You know, it makes him look like the good guy in the whole situation.""It's bullshit. I'm tired of it.""Moving forward, Afroman, if he was a one-hit wonder, he is now a two-hit wonder because the one he dropped in court—I might bump that this week. Lemon pound cake, you dig it?""I forgot to give the SAG AFTRA Award to the crew who did the Irish Goodby video online... Bro. Salute.""LeBron looked so young last night dunking against Houston... the oldest player in the league. It doesn't make sense."
— Sports Analyst 1, 00:29
"Injury to his elbow was so painful, he forgot which one he hurt and his legs stopped working."
— Sports Analyst 2, 01:17
"Giannis wanting to play... makes him look like the good guy in the whole situation."
— Juju, 02:39
"Thursday Thunder, baby. Let's go."
— Juju, 02:54
"Heroes of the Week award to the Jury of the Afroman trial for not busting out laughing..."
— Juju, 04:15
"Unfortunate Freudian Slip award... I gotta give it to Terminator Tache for the whole Dumble U NBA situation."
— Juju, 04:55
"If Afroman was a one-hit wonder, he is now a two-hit wonder because the one he dropped in court—I might bump that this week. Lemon pound cake, you dig it?"
— Juju, 05:09
The episode maintains the lively, irreverent spirit the show is famous for, mixing basketball analysis with jokes, mock frustration, and inside references. JuJu’s participation injects extra energy and inside gags, while March Madness picks and silly polls keep the atmosphere loose and hilarious. Awards and jokes about viral moments make the show accessible and fun, even for casual listeners.