Postgame Show: The Door-to-Door Door Salesman

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Door-to-Door Door Salesman
Date: August 26, 2025
Recording Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Episode Overview

This Postgame Show episode is a lively, hilarious debrief focused on Greg Cody’s quirks, debates around sports and etiquette, playful group dynamics, and topical happenings in the sports and pop-culture worlds. The crew—Dan Le Batard, Stugotz (Stugotz is less vocal this segment), Juju, Greg Cody, and Zaslo (Zaz)—riff on Greg’s wardrobe, his notorious “bacon crime” stance, a creative rundown of “crimes-that-should-be-crimes,” Candace Parker’s jersey retirement, and a smattering of listener polls, all delivered in the show's quintessentially irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Greg Cody Day: Laptop Drama, Shirt Ridicule, and Bacon Crimes

• Greg Cody's Rough Day: Juju highlights how Greg took some hits from the team over his laptop, his fashion choices, and bacon opinions.
• Greg's Defense: Greg feels ganged up on and asks for respect:

  “What the hell is wrong with you people? ...That was not brotherly love.” (Greg Cody, 02:05)

• Shirt Mockery: The crew and listeners tear into Greg’s shirt:
  • “Greg’s shirt is made out of bathroom wallpaper.” (Bevo 37 via Greg Cody, 03:05)
  • “He looks like a door to door door salesman.” (Dan Le Batard, 03:48)
  • “It looked like what he was wearing was permanently starched…” (Juju, 03:40)
  • “Like a non-racist cop who doesn't approve of what his racist partners are doing.” (QC Man 2000 via Greg Cody, 03:57)
• Bacon as a ‘High Misdemeanor’: Greg asserts wasting bacon is nearly a crime:
  • “It’s a high misdemeanor on the scale of human misbehavior. You just can’t waste bacon.” (Greg Cody, 04:33)
  • A fine “should be attached.” (Greg Cody, 04:41)

2. Greg Cody’s Top Five: Crimes That Should Be Crimes

Greg rolls out a sharply satirical “Top Five” list of petty annoyances that should be punished:

1. Uber Drivers on the Phone (05:05)

   “Come on, man.”

2. Visible Male Toes (05:32)

   “If you're a man and I can see your toes ever. $150.” (Greg Cody, 05:32)
   With pushback: “Even at the beach?” (Zaslo, 05:50)
   “Find some water shoes.” (Dan Le Batard, 05:54)

3. Reclining Seats on Airplanes (05:59)

   “That’ll be 300 in court.” (Greg Cody, 05:59)

   • “There is a sadness when you're on a flight and all of a sudden you just see that chair come back and you're like, okay, I need to adjust.” (Zaslo, 06:31)
4. Speakerphone Use in Public (06:39)

   “Talking on your speakerphone in public—the worst.” (Greg Cody & Zaslo, 06:39-06:49)

5. Being Racist (06:50)

   “Let's put a fine on that. It's a big one.” (Greg Cody, 06:52)

   • “Worried about the executive order, but that's not number one.” (Dan Le Batard, 06:59)
6. Cutting Someone Off While Talking (07:05)
   • Presented as the worst offense:

     “Come on, man, let the brother finish.” (Greg Cody, 07:07)

     • “Worse than racism. I so wanted to cut him off.” (Dan Le Batard, 07:16)

3. NFL 'Love Day' or 'Wives Day' Debate

• Billy (not present) and Zaslo previously argued: should there be a mandated NFL break for family/partners’ sake?
• Greg Cody sides with Billy:

  “Just right around week 12, 11. No football today. Today is about her. I Love that idea.” (Greg Cody, 07:36)

• Juju and Zaslo quickly point out gender and relationship diversity:

  “Women can also love the NFL … people can also be married to people who are not women as well.” (Juju, 08:15) “Thank you, Dan.” (Juju, 08:24)
  “Feelings. Yes. Women do have feelings. That is correct. None of which are represented by this group of sausage presently in front of me.” (Juju, 08:28)

4. Candace Parker’s Jersey Retirement & Angel Reese Controversy

• Greg notes the significance of Candace Parker’s jersey retirement and touches on Angel Reese-related drama:

  “Candace Parker had said … Angel Reese isn’t necessarily ranked ... top five players in the W … the entire Chicago Sky came out in the shirts, the tribute shirts. And my sister Angel had her jacket zipped up. … Even though Angel broke the record for double doubles last night, salute to Angel. But yeah, Spicy tea.” (Greg Cody, 08:47–09:40)

5. Father–Son Dynamics & Escalating Poll Questions

• Banter about how Greg deals with Chris Cody mirrors “a father handling the children in his house.” (Juju, 09:40–09:51)
• Humorous poll questions and their results get read out loudly and proudly by Greg, including:
  • “Does the middle name have any clout?” (52% yes, 10:03)
  • “Is wasting bacon a crime that should be punishable by law?” (85% yes, 11:08)
  • “Can you identify a sleep farter just by looking at them?” (80% yes, 11:52)
• Greg gives James Harden a facetious birthday shout-out:

  “He’s always there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell secrets. Salute to my brother James.” (Greg Cody, 11:08)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Greg’s Shirt:

  “He looks like a door to door door salesman.” (Dan Le Batard, 03:48)

• On Petty Offenses:

  “If you're a man and I can see your toes ever. $150.” (Greg Cody, 05:32) “Cutting someone off while they're already talking. Come on, man, let the brother finish.” (Greg Cody, 07:07)

• On Social Commentary:

  “Let's put a fine on [being racist].” (Greg Cody, 06:52) “Women do have feelings. That is correct. None of which are represented by this group of sausage presently in front of me.” (Juju, 08:28)

• On the Nature of the Show:

  “You got your computer back. Your son's gonna go to the bank ... you're threatening to not host your draft party on Thursday.” (Juju, 11:32)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Poll and Tradition Updates — 01:39–02:50
• Greg Cody's Bad Day/Laptop & Shirt Ridicule — 02:05–03:57
• Greg’s “Crimes That Should Be Crimes” List — 04:30–07:16
• NFL ‘Love Day’ Debate & Gender Commentary — 07:36–08:39
• Candace Parker, Angel Reese, and WNBA Drama — 08:42–09:40
• Family Dynamics and Absurd Polls — 09:40–11:52

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode is playful, quick-witted, and occasionally biting—typical of Le Batard’s crew. Riffing on each other’s quirks, twisting the mundane into comedic gold, and throwing in strong opinions about sports and society, the hosts and guests maintain an easy banter and regularly break into laughter.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you haven’t listened, this episode is a capsule of the Le Batard Show at its best: a blend of irreverent sports and pop-culture conversation, inside-joke-laden rapport, and sincere social observations, all propelled by the signature personalities of Greg Cody, Juju, Dan, and Zaslo. The “door-to-door door salesman” bit will stick with you, as will their delight in treating the ridiculous with utter seriousness.

Transcript

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Miami, Notre Dame this weekend.

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[Juju]

I want to update the polls from yesterday and today with juju. But Greg Cody. Tuesdays are juju's favorite day. Greg Cody is, I think, his favorite personality around here. Certainly juju will. Some thoughts on everything that happened today with Greg Cody's laptop. Greg Cody's shirt. Greg Cody wasting bacon. Which. Which one of these things do you want to attack first? Let's attack all of them, Juju.

[Greg Cody]

First off, I want to attack. What the hell is wrong with you people? Like, I am disgusted by how y' all treated my big brother today. This is our friend. This is our brother. That was not brotherly love. And. And dare I say that wasn't suddenly love, brother Chris, you saw how mad my big brother was. Let's get that laptop in there. As soon as you see that look on his face. Y' all playing my brother. Then you got the nerve, Dan, to come out to form your lips and send him to the penalty box. Yes. Are you crazy? Thank you, thank you, thank you team Greg 100%. Wherever the draft is Thursday, I'll still be there. Thank you. Go Lobos.

[Juju]

You are always a big supporter of Greg Cody. It's totally reasonable to get that angry about people finding out whether you ranked the Dolphins 14th or 17th.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Yes.

[Juju]

How about Greg Cody's shirt? How do you feel about Greg Cody's shirt and the mockery that Greg Cody's shirt has gotten today?

[Greg Cody]

Bevo 37 from YouTube says Greg shirt is made out of bathroom wallpaper.

[Juju]

An old an old woman's bathroom wallpaper. It's not. It ain't a modern person's bathroom. It's somebody from the 1950s.

[Greg Cody]

Right. They also have some stuff for my boy. Is there that. Oh no, not that. Somebody from YouTube said that. Isn't it look like he goes door to door selling doors.

[Juju]

It did look like what he was wearing was permanently starched. It was unbelievably clean. None of that clothes had ever had a wrinkle.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's on the US Open coverage. He was there five minutes later. But yes, he looks like a door to door door salesman.

[Greg Cody]

QC Man 2000 says isn't it look looks like a non racist cop who doesn't approve of what his racist partners are doing.

[Juju]

A little bit start put this on the poll as well. Juju for later for tomorrow at LeBatard Show. Does John Isner look like a door to door salesman of doors? That can't be a good way to make a living. I don't imagine any any thoughts on Greg Cody saying that wasting bacon is a crime. Did you say it was a misdemeanor against the ark of humanity or what did you say?

[Greg Cody]

It's a high misdemean. I'm not going to call it a.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Felony but it's a high misdemeanor on the scale of human misbehavior. You just can't waste bacon.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, a fine should be attached. Which made me think of some things that in life that when you see them happen they're so light they're not crime specifically but when these things happen there should be a fine attached. Come on man. Arrest his brother 24 hours.

[Juju]

So what did it make you think of? Like just an assortment of things that should be crimes that are not actually criminal.

[Greg Cody]

Yes sir. My top five list of crimes that should be crimes that aren't crimes but I but could be considered a crime if you were a crime lord number five. Well said. Oh well I the Uber driver talking on the phone. Come on man.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

That always bothers me too I don't know why. Like, it's not really bothering me that they're on the phone, but I'm always just like, they shouldn't be doing this. I don't like this.

[Greg Cody]

Right. That's why other Oli lying on someone or getting caught in a lie. $200. Pay it by Thursday. Number five, if you're a man and I can see your toes ever. $150.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Even at the beach.

[Greg Cody]

Couple those boys.

[Dan Le Batard]

Find some water shoes.

[Greg Cody]

Number four, if you're on an airplane and you recline your seat back, sir tap you on the shoulder, that'll be 300 in court.

[Juju]

Good rules.

[Greg Cody]

What you say to that, Zaz? What's the recline for sure? Yeah. I mean, yeah, when you have someone short behind you, you got a kid behind you, recline away. But if the person behind you is of stature, that. That seems as though you're going to affect this person. Hey, man, decency here.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zaz doesn't know.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

There is a. There is a sadness. There's a sadness when you're on a flight and all of a sudden you just see that chair come back and you're like, okay, I need to adjust.

[Greg Cody]

Bother me. I don't know. Yeah, because you're short. Number three. Talking on your speakerphone in public.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

The worst.

[Greg Cody]

How many years does Dan get $400. Number two, being racist. Let's put a fight on that.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a good one.

[Greg Cody]

It's a big one.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a good one. Worried about the executive order, but that's not number one.

[Juju]

There's one worse than that. Yes.

[Greg Cody]

Right. And number one, cutting someone off while they're already talking. Come on, man, let the brother finish.

[Dan Le Batard]

Worse than racism. I so wanted to cut him off.

[Juju]

Yeah, number one, that's a big one. I was surprised to see that ranked ahead of R. Racism.

[Greg Cody]

We have been racism though, Dan. It's on the end zone.

[Juju]

What did you think of the argument between Zaz and Billy to open the show about Zaz hating Billy's? The customers should get a football break in the middle of the season.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, bro, I think I'm on Billy's side, man. Just a league wide mandated, let's call it love day or wives day, because we got 18 straight of them boys and our wives and our girlfriends, they just be there supporting us, getting the sandwiches ready. Okay. I know he's going to sit on in the man Cave for 19 hours today. Let me find something to do. Nah, just right around week 12, 11. No football today. Today is about her. I Love that idea. I mean, it's interesting that you mentioned the wives there, the NFL football. There's gambling, there's fantasy. Here we go. You know what wives love?

[Juju]

I mean, women can also love the NFL and.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Yeah, I thought.

[Juju]

And people can also be married to. To people who are not women as well. There's that as well.

[Greg Cody]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Juju]

Thank you, Dan. Yes. You're welcome. I'm glad I could. To you. Yes. Thank you. That's right. Feelings. Yes. Women do have feelings. That is correct. None of which are represented by this group of sausage presently in front of me.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, thank you.

[Juju]

For you.

[Greg Cody]

I love women.

[Juju]

Speaking of women, Candace Parker had her jersey retired. What was interesting about that ceremony.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, it was a great one. This is our second jersey that's been retired this year. The LA Sparks retired earlier. The number three jersey. The news, I mean, it was a great ceremony. Everybody showed up. KY Copper, she came and, you feel me, like, gave a nice little speech. And even though she plays for the Mercury right now, threw on the Chicago stripes for the good old days. But the story from that. Candace Parker had said a couple things earlier this month or last month about how Angel Reese isn't necessarily ranked, I think, like top five players in the W. And so the entire Chicago Scott came out in the shirts, the tribute shirts. And my sister angel had her jacket zipped up. So that's making a lot of headways right now. Spicy. But even though angel broke the record for double doubles last night, salute to Angel. But yeah, Spicy tea.

[Juju]

By the way, Zaslo, some people have written in that the way that Greg Cody talked to Chris Cody, that is how a father handles the children in his house.

[Greg Cody]

Interesting. I can't tell you. Last time my son stole anything from me.

[Juju]

At Le Batard show on the poll. Juju, what do you have in the way of updates going back to yesterday?

[Greg Cody]

Okay. Do the best award shows start with the opening number? Of course. 70% of the audience says yes, they do. Does the middle name have any clout? 52% of the audience says, yes, it does. Wow. Close. Speaking of clout, congratulations, Caitlin Clark. Nike revealed her new logo yesterday. I like it. Cs, triple Cs. Everywhere. Have you ever used a. Have you ever used the word rappy cack?

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

97 of the audience says no, they have not. Start. Right. Biggest cowboy star. CD Lamb, Dad Prestot or Michael Parsons. 54 of the audience says Micah Parsons. Wow. Right. Let's take a break from the pose. And also I want to read this right here. Happy birthday to James Harden. Happy 36th birthday to James Harden. I love you, brother. Happy birthday to him. I don't care.

[Juju]

Good luck.

[Greg Cody]

He's always there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell secrets. Salute to my brother James. Is wasting baking a crime that should be punishable by law? 85% of the audience says, yes, it is. Does a punt sound like the word punt?

[Juju]

Punt.

[Greg Cody]

88 of the audience says, yes, it does.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

Thank you. Pun punt.

[Juju]

Big win for you. A lot of wins for you today, Cody. You got your computer back. Your son's gonna go to the bank and try and deposit that you're threatening to not host your draft party on Thursday.

[Greg Cody]

Punt.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

He hasn't.

[Greg Cody]

Right. And, yeah. And Chris, I heard you had a little. Ran into some money. Let me borrow a couple hundred dollars from you. Now. They're here. Nor there.

[Zaslo (Zaz)]

It's unknown.

[Greg Cody]

Last poll. Last poll. Can you identify a sleep farter just by looking at them? 80% of the audience says, yes, you can. And those are your polls.

[Juju]

Thank you, Juju. Good talking. We'll talk to you tomorrow.

[Greg Cody]

Yes, sir.