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Matthew Coca
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Juju
All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder, presented by DraftKings. DraftKings.
David Sampson
The crown is yours, Juju.
Juju
Thursday Thunder is among us yet again. Last week, of course, two out of three, same bad stories, same bad channel. But this week, March madness is on the rise. And I'm gonna start with the first lad with my brother, the SEC champion, the All American, the girl dad, Walter Clayton Jr. For over 15 points tonight. It's a big game and he gonna need him some stars gonna have to come out and shine and he's the brightest star they got. So lock my brother in. Dig me leg two. I'm going with my dog, Trayvon. Brazil, Calipari and them boys, you feel me? Another big game. Trayvon would dunk on you right where you stand. I hope you know that. But ladies, gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon will dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight. Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight. I mean, I saw you with your hand. Now what you got for me, bro?
Unknown Host
I mean, trying to fix my headset because I could barely hear you, juju. And I'm also just fixated on your gear. I don't know how you got that. Everyone is trying to get the gear you're presently wearing. I'm sure they can find the sound of David Sampson saying as awkwardly as David Sampson does it, where did you get that gear?
Juju
I know people who know people, call my people and then I get them in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch, you feel me? But third leg on this Thursday Thunder. I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our kick feet feet kicked up by this time tomorrow. We're going to go with Trey Kaufman Wren, you feel me? For over seven rebounds for them. Purdue ski Boilermakers. You got to know it's a big game. He going to need seven boards and he's going to get them. You feel me?
Unknown Host
You're very confident, juju.
Juju
Oh, yes, I'm confident in that. But guess what? This week there's more. I'm going. You know I love my ladies. I Got nothing but ladies jerseys around me. We going to the ladies tournament as well tomorrow. UCLA versus Ole Miss. I'm taking the points. What? They got 8.5 points, Scooby Snacks. They gonna drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points. Lock it in. Second leg. You did hear me. Second leg. I see my sister Jessica's matana. And you also know who else I see. Hannah Hidalgo and them girls. They're gonna also cover against tcu. Salute to the horn Frogs. Salute to Haley Van Lith. Powerful story this week, but tomorrow it's over with. You feel me? Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over. 6.5 points. You feel me? At the end of that game for sure. Last leg, I'm traveling to stores, Connecticut. I'm traveling to see my big brother Gino. I'm traveling to see all the stars. And he got a line on that team. And so you got to know Yukon Girls Min. 18.5 points. Lock it in. Six legs this week. Choose three. Mismatch some of the three because, you know, one or two might be straggling. You dig it?
Unknown Host
I am surprised by the level of confidence you are showing. David Sampson seems delighted. Here we are finally at our germ off, our germaphobe off. I don't know exactly how to do this because we haven't done it before. I'm going to need honesty from the two participants. So in order to keep this authentic, what I'm going to ask both of you to do is give me a number from 1 to 10. 10 being the worst of how you feel about what I present to you and you tell me honestly how you feel about the scenarios I have here so that your objective is to just be honest, not win the contest because juju says, David, that he's more of a germaphobe than you are. So let's begin with juju. And let's begin with using an airplane bathroom. 1 to 10 juju on your disgust of using an airplane. Airplane bathroom.
Juju
First of all, listen to nothing personal with David Sampson right now. As soon as you stop hearing this, go to the YouTube and click. My brother's doing fantastic work. Nothing personal with David Sampson is available. New episode every single damn day. Check out my brother. I would never touch the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane. I'm disgusted. 10 is most disgusted. I'm disgusted. 11.
Unknown Host
David, where are you on this?
David Sampson
You got to leave some room. Juju and I appreciate absolutely the promotion of nothing personal. Airplane bathrooms are feu for emergency use only. But I only have them at about a 7.5.
Unknown Guest
Wow. Number one or number two?
David Sampson
Oh, any of them.
Juju
Of course.
David Sampson
Number two would be a 7.75. And that in my life of travel and I can keep count, it's not even on one hand, including trips to Asia and Australia, you that I've actually done that. And it was always based on sickness.
Unknown Host
Juju, how many times have you used an airplane bathroom?
Juju
I've never been on the inside of an airplane bathroom before in my entire life.
Unknown Guest
I believe.
Juju
I just can't fathom that. I always go in the airport. Like, I used the tt. I go TT in the number one in the airport before I get on every plane ride. TT is David, were you the one that told us that you used the bathroom of like the. On the airplane of like the president of the Mets or something? Like you did number two?
David Sampson
No, I did not. That was Randy Levine.
Unknown Host
He could smell it. That was Yankee president Randy Levine. Please put his photo up the way we did last time to embarrass Randy Levine for stinking up a bathroom airplane. I don't know whether he denied it. Did he deny it? I don't remember.
Matthew Coca
Did he deny it? David, do you remember?
David Sampson
I have. It doesn't matter. There is no denying facts. It doesn't mean he's a bad guy. It means he had a bad taco. It's not the end of the world. It was just hard to ever forget. It's the only thing about losing smell and taste that actually is redeeming.
Juju
Hey, nothing personal. Every single day. 8am with David Sampson and Matthew Coca. Lock it in now, Roy, how does.
Unknown Host
David Sampson say the word on Juju's shirt?
David Sampson
Tay toss.
Unknown Host
Water parks. David Sampson, Water parks. How do you feel about water parks?
David Sampson
That is a 6.9.
Juju
Nice.
Unknown Host
How about you, Juju?
Juju
I'll go into the water part, but I'm not touching the towel. I bring my own towel to sit around on every bench. I'll sit by and I don't even. I'm not touching the water because kids go pee pee and TT in those pools all day long. No, thank you.
David Sampson
So I think it's important to add juju that when I had little children, I had to go to water parks with them in my efforts to be a fake good father. And I would attempt and would go in the water park. But since my youngest got bar mitzvah, I can tell you I've never been to a water park and I will never go again. And I've alerted my children, should they have children that I'm not the grandfather to take them to said water park, so I'm done with them forever.
Unknown Host
All right, but nice. Can you give me a number of times you've been in the water at a water park, David?
David Sampson
At least a dozen. Remember, I had three kids and so at least a dozen.
Unknown Host
How about you, Juju? Have you ever been in the water at a water park?
Juju
I have not, but that may be on the I can't swim side. But we're not going to go with stereotypes, so I'm just going to say no.
Unknown Host
All right, I don't know if this applies to this question as well, but taking a bath at a hotel. Taking a bath at a hotel.
Unknown Guest
Can you clarify? Bath? Do we talk like.
Unknown Host
Like, yes. Not a shower, a bath, man.
Juju
That's the most disgusting thing in the world. Do you want scabies? Do you want the hepatitis B vaccine? No, thank you. That's up there again. 10. 10 in my book, David.
David Sampson
I am tied with you, Juju. That is a hard never. And I have been as you in hundreds of hotels thousands of nights, and I am at zero and will die at zero.
Unknown Guest
I'm learning that I might be a germaphobe because I'm like, I'm with them on all this.
Unknown Host
Okay, Picking your nose, Juju.
Juju
Oh, man. I gotta wash my hands 100% of the time first, but I'll go get a tissue and roll it together and then get up there. I won't actually touch my nose with.
Unknown Guest
My finger up into like, a spike. And then you just start digging around like a stalactite, right, David?
Juju
Yep.
David Sampson
It depends on the length of my fingernail. If there's any risk of a bleeder, I won't put the finger up there. But if there is not, and I'm in private and I've got something that needs to get taken care of, I will do it. But of course, it requires, obviously, sanitizer, both pre and post.
Unknown Host
Juju, number of times in your life you have taken a sip from anyone else's water bottle?
Unknown Guest
I already know the answer to this one.
Juju
0Ever in my entire life. My girlfriend be mad at me behind that. Like, I love you, baby, but I don't know what you've been sipping on earlier. I take my own straws with me every single where I go rap straws, by the way. I don't trust people's. No, never.
Unknown Host
10, David.
David Sampson
So for me, during marathons, during some athletic endurance events, and on Survivor on the island, I had to do that. But that's what it takes. It's either to be on Survivor or to be in the middle of some crazy event where I would have no choice but to do it other than choosing death. I would not prefer to do that, but I would not die to not do it.
Unknown Host
Juju. Allowing another person to feed you a bite of their food from their fork.
Juju
Never, never in the history of Julian.
David Sampson
I don't care. I don't care if it's my child or my lover. That is a hard, never hard getting it.
Juju
And I, I take plastic silverware with me. Every restaurant I go to. I ask for to go silverware even when we're sitting down to eat because I. I don't want the. The water spots and getting in bed.
Unknown Host
After a long day without taking a shower. David Sampson Never, never done it.
David Sampson
Nope.
Unknown Guest
Juju.
David Sampson
I am never.
Juju
I second that emotion. Not one time. I don't even sit on my couch without taking off my outside pants. Me too.
David Sampson
Juju. So Juju. This is so good. I keep inside pants and outside pants and when I get home my outside pants come off and my inside pants come on. My inside pants do not see the light of day ever.
Unknown Guest
David. I'm gonna say bravo. This I was gonna say to Juju before you answered. Well, this is a two America's thing because I feel like most black people, you got the outside clothes. Don't. Don't sit on the couch or on the bed with your outside clothes is something we've all heard. And then David comes in and says he's got outside clothes too. I'm impressed.
Juju
Yep, me too. I'm impressed. Thoroughly. Nothing personal. Every, every day, 8:00am you feel me, Matthew Coca.
Unknown Host
I see you typing on another person's computer. Juju.
Juju
Oh man. That scenario actually just hasn't never come up in my life. But now the more I think about it, people are gross. People dig boogers and keep going. I saw you and Matthew Coogler in the kitchen just too long, not too long ago. I wouldn't do that. So I put it on like six out of the Richter school.
Unknown Host
You saw me and Matthew Coogler doing what in the.
Unknown Guest
Touching each other's keyboards apparently. Valerie.
Unknown Host
No, I don't even.
Matthew Coca
What did you see us doing in the.
Unknown Host
In the room? David, how do you feel about this?
David Sampson
That's about a 3 because I have sanitizer with me at all times. So I'll do a post sanitize if I have to do that. But that, that one is only a three for me.
Unknown Host
Any objections? Juju to the outdoor shower.
Juju
Oh, yeah, that goes back to the. My second answer. The kid can't swim, so I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower. So I just never done it before.
David Sampson
David yeah, I have no problem with the outdoor shower. You do it to get the sand off your feet because I don't want one grain of sand in my car, in my house. So I'll use that to get rid of any sort of dirt, sand or anything just to get me to the shower in order to get my inside clothes back on. So I would, I would have that as a, as a one or even a zero.
Unknown Host
I have for you here one that I think is the best one I'm asking you. But from among those that I've asked you about, which is the most disgusting one for you? David, of all the ones that I have asked, which is the one that repulses you the most?
David Sampson
The air? The airplane bathroom. It is absolutely disgusting. I find it to be hard to fathom when I have to use the bathroom and I have a whole system. I've got wipes and I've got tissues and I've got paper towels. I don't actually touch anything inside the bathroom, including the handle on the outside of the bathroom, right outside the cockpit. It's a whole thing that I do and I really try not to do it even to go PP juju the.
Juju
Bathtub was pretty high on that list. Like sitting down in that bathtub, especially after watching the movie Saltburn. I just don't want a bathtub anymore at all. So, yes, bathtubs are gross.
David Sampson
So juju I would only add that it's not just bathtubs and hotels. My hotel situation is I have towels and I put towels down everywhere in the room because I don't want to sit anywhere where there is a couch because believe me, the blue light gets to the couch faster than the bathtub. So I don't touch remotes. I don't use TVs inside hotel rooms at all, ever. So hotel rooms are a problem for me. And that's not ideal.
Juju
Sam said, for sure.
Unknown Host
Bowling shoes.
David Sampson
When I was. When I was a kid in Wisconsin, we would bowl a lot. When I was in college, I was on a bowling team and I would wear bowling shoes, but I would personally do the wiping and the spraying at the bowling alley, not let the guy for two bucks an hour who's smoking a dude do it. I wanted to try to clean it, but I never spent the money to buy my own bowling Shoes, juju.
Unknown Host
Bowling shoes. Have you ever worn bowling shoes? Have you ever.
Juju
No, I never worn bowling shoes. Maybe because I'm poor, but I went bowling one time before and I refused to stick my fingers in the balls because I'm not even playing those games. I rolled bowling ball, like, without the fingers in it. When? Not to say, not to mention. Well, it goes without saying I'm a terrible bowler.
Unknown Host
I think juju is more of a germaphobe than David Sampson. But we're going to close it out with a couple of questions, and I think this is the best one I'm going to ask you. David Sampson being involved in an orgy.
Juju
Oh, wow.
David Sampson
I mean, let's not kid ourselves. If you're giving me that opportunity, listen, I am happy to do a post shower, maybe a pre shower, whatever it takes. But that's.
Juju
I'm gonna use this opportunity to respond to something earlier on the show. Because I love you, baby. I'm not going to answer this question. My girlfriend listens to this show. I would never be in an orgy, not even with the hottest of women. But, I mean, they'll have to. You feel me on the LeBron side of things. Wait, wait, wait.
Unknown Guest
Before we move on for this, I just want to do one quick impression. This is David Sampson being invited to an orgy. Where do I sign up? Just got my Purell right here. Let's go.
Unknown Host
What were you saying, Juju?
Juju
With a LeBron conversation? I think it's just. I think we're taking it a little too serious. I think it ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone. Imagine how many times LeBron been walking through the kitchen in the house. He just look up on the TV and somebody's saying something ridiculous about it. He like, okay, what in the world? And then more than that, imagine he in the kitchen in Savannah, coming up here like, LeBron. I thought you said you flew to Akron yesterday. These folks got you in Miami discussing a return to Miami. What? You know, I just put a bid in on the house in San Domingo or wherever the hell. San Fernando. All right, he gotta deal with that now. He gotta expose she calling people in Akron. Did you see LeBron? And now he gotta just. Okay, baby, dang, I was in Vegas shooting crabs. Ah, I'm sorry. We was headed to Denver. I didn't want to let you know. But now he got to get exposed to that. And them folks be, like, commenting on how much money he spent on his body. Like, come on, Savannah. See that on tv so you can Spend a million dollars on your body, but you can't open the youth center I've been telling you about for my auntie. And now in the. Brian like wind horse, you here, baby, go here. Gotta re. Diversify the whole funds.
Unknown Guest
This is my thing. Number one, the offenders of that variety typically aren't Brian Winhurst. Number two, if. And he brought up an example of something that Brian Winhurst was incorrect on. He should have been like, man, Brian doesn't know what he's talking about. Man, Brian's always incorrect. I don't know who Brian talks to, but it's a. Brian pretends like he's my friend. That's just a wild ass thing. That's like. He says, it's weird. I said, no, that's weird. That's weird that you would say that because again, this isn't a dude who's ever presented that way ever. And I'm not talking about on air. I'm not even behind the scenes. He's never presented like that. So that was the thing for me. If he had just said Brian Wyndhurst doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm like, cool, man, like, whatever. Like that to me is totally, totally fair to say because at that point it's a matter of like opinion as opposed to making a declarative statement that's factually incorrect.
Juju
I mean, I, I still think it's. We don't know what that man be seeing. We see why we see Brown winhorse at the finals. Whenever we see him. We don't know what the inner or in the. I know inner work is.
Unknown Guest
I know, but I know what Brian be saying. That's my.
Juju
But what I'm saying, we. Look, brother, you have screamed at everybody on the show today. We get it how you feel about it. But what I'm telling you is like for example, early in the show, you said that Cam McCormick's body was a little gelatinous. Dare I say if. Metal Art media interview Cam McCormick next week. He can give his true feelings. And he has to fool within his rights to say exactly how he feels about Akbar Domingo or whoever the hell. First of all, domestique. So we can't be mad at him.
Unknown Host
You made him Dominican juju.
Juju
Yeah.
Unknown Guest
He's not Domingo.
Juju
Everything is on this show is Dominican, but neither here nor there.
Unknown Guest
What I would say is two things. Number one, I haven't covered Cam McCormick since he was 15 years old. Right. And he's now 40. I haven't done that. Number two, I'm not a football journalist. I'm just a guy. My point isn't that he can't say those things. I'm saying you won't pick Brian Winhurst of all people.
Juju
Like, yes, I think that'd be the one. Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone, bro.
Unknown Guest
What are you talking about? He's saying something that's completely out of left field and incorrect and presenting it as fact. About someone who never does that.
Juju
He never done that to you is my thing. I just think that the world.
Unknown Guest
Juju. You're doing the same thing Dan does, which is you guys are not having, like a straightforward thing. I'm saying that this dude on the record writing, I read his stuff for a decade before I even knew the dude. On podcast, on television, on shows with him, on shows when I'm not with him. I haven't worked with him for four or five years now. I've seen his work. He never ever, ever, ever even insinuates or hints that's my boy or anything like that. He never. He doesn't talk like that, dude.
Unknown Host
I'm his friend.
Unknown Guest
I've never heard him say, call me his friend or anything like that. That's not how that dude talks juju. It would be like if someone said juju always picking up food out the garbage and eating. Imagine if LeBron James said that. The most famous person in that sport said that about you. I would do the same thing. I'd say, yo, you could say juju jokes too much. You could say juju this or whatever. You're not going to say juju eats out the garbage. I know this dude. This is like the number one thing he doesn't do. And that's what I'm getting at. It's when you pick something that is so wild off base, so wild off base against someone who does not even do that kind of journalism that you talking about. You say, the rabbit got the gun. Why isn't the rabbit shooting up?
Juju
No, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I said nothing about a G word.
Unknown Guest
Rabbit got the microphone. Why isn't the rabbit talking about the people who actually be doing the offensive stuff?
Juju
Why are you talking like, as an example with Dan when he wouldn't take the L with the cookie situation earlier? It's just like people as a. People as a whole, we just have to be more objective listeners. We need to stop hearing rumors and believing them. No matter if it's LeBron, no matter who it is, we have to be more objective and we Especially on the lower level when we have people's numbers. Like, if you hear something about somebody and you just go with the rumor and you just believe it, you're making Middle Earth worse. Like you're playing a part in the world. That's. That's terrible. I think we should just all do ourselves a favor and start researching, do our own research so we just be more objective because we live in a country where we. We hear the most ridiculous stuff coming from up top every day. You feel me? So I feel like this is some of. Some more of that stuff where we as fans, we as listeners, we as friends, we just have the right to be objective and just. And just say, you know what?
David Sampson
What?
Juju
I'm not going to just believe everything I hear. I'm going to check my resources and check my sources. You feel me? And if that man say, hey, this is how I feel, I think he's well within his rights to say how he feels. You feel me? Nothing personal with David Sampson every Single morning at 8:00am I'm so sorry for wasting your time here, bro.
Unknown Host
I don't think it's a waste of time. I do think, though, that people that are listening to this feel like they may have been sold a bill of goods because they did not think that this was going to be an area of the world where LeBron would be found in the middle of a germ off. But the question of the germ off is to David Sampson, and it's the tiebreaker. They are now tied. The answer to juju on this one I know to be. It's never happened. Has this ever happened to you, David Sampson? Have you ever broken into a veteran's house to take a shit while you're running a marathon and clogged the toilet and left without flushing?
Unknown Guest
I think juju did that too.
David Sampson
Yes, I have.
Matthew Coca
Sampson's the loser. Juju is the winner. He is the best of all the germaphobes. Thank you for participating.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)
Release Date: March 27, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, recorded from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, alongside guests JuJu Gotti and David Samson, delve into a lively discussion centered around sports predictions and a spirited "Germ-Off" competition. The episode is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and competitive banter, providing listeners with an entertaining mix of sports insights and lighthearted challenges.
Timestamp: [00:54] – [03:01]
The segment kicks off with JuJu Gotti presenting his "Thursday Thunder," a sports prediction segment sponsored by DraftKings. JuJu enthusiastically shares his predictions for various college basketball games, focusing on standout players and key matchups. His confident demeanor and playful jabs set the tone for a competitive yet friendly atmosphere.
Notable Highlights:
SEC Champion Walter Clayton Jr.: JuJu predicts Clayton will score over 15 points in a pivotal game, emphasizing his role as the "brightest star" on the team.
"For over 15 points tonight. It's a big game and he gonna need him some stars gonna have to come out and shine..."
— JuJu Gotti [00:57]
Trayvon Brazil (Calipari): JuJu confidently forecasts that Trayvon will dominate with seven rebounds, asserting his prowess on the court.
"Trayvon would dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight. Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight."
— JuJu Gotti [01:16]
Additional Picks: JuJu continues with predictions for Trey Kaufman Wren of Purdue Boilermakers, UCLA vs. Ole Miss, and Notre Dame, among others, showcasing his deep engagement with the South Florida sports scene.
"Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over. 6.5 points. You feel me? At the end of that game for sure."
— JuJu Gotti [03:01]
Throughout the segment, JuJu's charismatic energy and confident predictions engage listeners, setting the stage for the ensuing "Germ-Off."
Timestamp: [04:22] – [24:19]
The core of the episode features "The Germ-Off," a unique and humorous competition between JuJu Gotti and David Samson to determine who is the ultimate germaphobe. The host introduces the segment, emphasizing the need for honesty and transparency as participants rate various germ-related scenarios on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 representing extreme disgust.
[04:22] – [06:02]
Juju's Stance: JuJu assigns a score of 11 (exceeding the scale) to using airplane bathrooms, declaring, "I would never touch the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane. I'm disgusted. 10 is most disgusted. I'm disgusted. 11."
— JuJu Gotti [05:16]
David's Reaction: David concurs, rating it a 7.5, explaining his meticulous approach to using airplane bathrooms without touching surfaces.
"I only have them at about a 7.5... based on sickness."
— David Samson [05:56]
Personal Experiences: JuJu reveals he has never used an airplane bathroom, while David shares his extensive travel history yet maintains his aversion.
[07:03] – [08:53]
David's Perspective: Assigns water parks a score of 6.9, sharing his negative experiences and subsequent decision to avoid them entirely.
"I've never been to a water park and I will never go again."
— David Samson [08:01]
Juju's Take: JuJu avoids water parks due to concerns about hygiene, particularly children's use of the pools. He emphasizes his reluctance to touch water and uses his own towel for safety.
"I'll sit by and I don't even. I'm not touching the water because kids go pee pee and TT in those pools all day long. No, thank you."
— JuJu Gotti [07:44]
[08:53] – [09:35]
Juju's Verdict: Rates using hotel bathtubs as 10, citing fears of scabies and other infections.
"That's the most disgusting thing in the world. Do you want scabies? Do you want the hepatitis B vaccine? No, thank you."
— JuJu Gotti [09:07]
David Aligns: Matches JuJu's rating of 10, elaborating on his rigorous methods to avoid contact with hotel surfaces, including using towels extensively.
"I have been as you in hundreds of hotels thousands of nights... and I am at zero and will die at zero."
— David Samson [09:20]
[09:35] – [11:35]
Nose Picking:
Juju: Carefully avoids touching his nose directly, using tissues and sanitizing hands before and after.
"I gotta wash my hands 100% of the time first... I won't actually touch my nose with."
— JuJu Gotti [09:38]
David: Approaches it with practicality, avoiding it if there's a risk of injury and using sanitizer consistently.
"If there's any risk of a bleeder, I won't put the finger up there... it requires, obviously, sanitizer, both pre and post."
— David Samson [09:53]
Sharing Food:
Juju: Strictly never sips from others' water bottles or allows others to feed him, maintaining personal hygiene rigorously.
"0 ever in my entire life... I don't trust people's. No, never."
— JuJu Gotti [10:17]
David: Only shares in extreme situations, such as survival scenarios, reluctantly complying if necessary.
"I would not prefer to do that, but I would not die to not do it."
— David Samson [10:37]
[11:35] – [12:07]
Both Participants: Agree vehemently against showering after long days without washing, rating it as a serious hygiene lapse.
"I am never."
— David Samson [11:41]
"Not one time. I don't even sit on my couch without taking off my outside pants."
— JuJu Gotti [11:44]
[12:07] – [16:10]
Outdoor Showers:
Juju: Avoids outdoor water sources, primarily due to his daughter’s inability to swim, ensuring he never needs to use such showers.
"I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower."
— JuJu Gotti [13:20]
David: Utilizes outdoor showers strictly for cleaning sand and dirt before entering his personal space, rating it low on the disgust scale.
"I would use that to get rid of any sort of dirt, sand or anything just to get me to the shower."
— David Samson [13:32]
Bowling Shoes:
Juju: Has never worn bowling shoes, avoiding activities that require dirty footwear.
"No, I never worn bowling shoes... I'm not even playing those games."
*— JuJu Gotti [15:49]
David: Shares his past experiences with bowling shoes but maintains strict personal hygiene practices to avoid contamination.
"I would do the wiping and the spraying at the bowling alley, not let the guy for two bucks an hour who's smoking a dude do it."
— David Samson [15:22]
[16:10] – [24:19]
The segment culminates with the most controversial and humorous scenario: involvement in an orgy.
Juju's Position: Refuses categorically, highlighting his personal boundaries and relationship commitments.
"I would never be in an orgy, not even with the hottest of women."
— JuJu Gotti [16:28]
David's Viewpoint: Remains open to the possibility in extreme circumstances but maintains his hygiene standards would prevent participation.
"I am happy to do a post shower, maybe a pre shower, whatever it takes."
— David Samson [16:24]
Ultimately, the competition concludes with JuJu being declared the superior germaphobe, as David admits to having participated in similar scenarios.
"Sampson's the loser. Juju is the winner. He is the best of all the germaphobes."
— Matthew Coca [24:19]
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a humorous and engaging exploration of personal hygiene through the "Germ-Off" challenge between JuJu Gotti and David Samson. Their candid discussions, combined with playful competition and sports insights, provide listeners with both entertainment and relatable content. The blend of sports predictions and personal anecdotes underscores the show's unique ability to mix diverse topics seamlessly, making it a must-listen for fans of original sports and pop-culture commentary.
Juju Gotti on Airplane Bathrooms:
"I would never touch the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane. I'm disgusted. 10 is most disgusted. I'm disgusted. 11."
[05:16]
David Samson on Water Parks:
"I've never been to a water park and I will never go again."
[08:01]
Juju Gotti on Sharing Food:
"0 ever in my entire life... I don't trust people's. No, never."
[10:17]
Final Declaration of Winner:
"Sampson's the loser. Juju is the winner. He is the best of all the germaphobes."
[24:19]
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