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Just need to follow their rules. No credit checks or monthly fees. Why should I pay when I just want to get money in my pocket? Money liar. Best way to get money Financial literacy. Money Liar. Best way to get my grade Financial literacy. Oh, look at that. Money Lion Zaz is fine for killing David Baker. The fine bucket is presented by moneylion. Download moneyline app or visit moneyline.com to learn more. Moneylion make money easy. Fee went up again. Can the fine bucket break 100? Nah, it's all there, buddy. Kill somebody else. Let's bring Juju aboard. Hello, Juju how you doing, man? Pretty good, brother. How you doing, man? I've been better. Let's be honest, man. Don't let them brothers get to you, man. You. You're doing great, man. I believe in you. Believe in yourself, brother. Wow. Did you and Jeremy coordinate your. Your get up today? Look at that. Come on, man. I love dressing like my brother Jeremy. Great minds, man. Absolutely. Repping. These Marlins new throwback jerseys are very, very fresh. I don't know why that's not the jersey. Like, somebody explained to me why that's not just their jerseys. It is weird. Like, like the Miami Dolphins have this as well where like, you would think you would want to do what your consumer would like you to do. Right, right. And if you were to pull, like, Dolphin fans, if you were to pull Dolphin fans, should they go back to the old logo and wear the throwbacks every single Sunday? I think the vote would be 100%. Why wouldn't you do what your consumer wants? I think it's all about selling merchandise. Anybody who's my age or even younger remembers when there was a road uniform and an away uniform. And now there's those, and there's like five different variations. There's the throwbacks. There's 10 uniforms a year that any team is likely to wear. I mean, you're not in a position to just be giving the back in my days away. I know. Let's save that one. Back pocket. In my back pocket. It says too much, Greg. Today. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Thank you. You ain't lying. You ain't lying. Money. Lion. Pride of a lion. Yeah. Juju, you got a stat of the day for us today? Yes, sir, I do. Roll it, Chris. Start of the day. Start of the day it is your start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day it is. Start of the day. Put them up. Great. Put them up, Greg. Put them up. Yeah. Hey. Geno Smith is the first quarterback in NFL history to leave a team and have them instantly win a Super bowl while simultaneously securing the number one pick for his current team. They wrote back, whoa. Wow. Damn good stat. They wrote back, wow. Gonna be tough to overcome that. That's a good one, juju. All right, how about, you know, I don't know if you kept up with everything that took place in the NBA last night, Juju, but I think I got an MVP for you today. Of the day. Oh, let me tell you guys something. All right, if we're gonna Talk about mvp. The Detroit Pistons, they didn't just fight the Hornets last night. They beat the Hornets 110 to 104. Snap Charlotte's nine game win streak. You know, it's the longest winning streak that the Hornets fat since the 90s. That's right. Well, the Pistons, they won last night. And if we're gonna talk MVP, we have a conversation about Cade Cunningham. 33 points, nine rebounds, seven assists. The east best record, 177 on the road. All I'm saying is if we're gonna have a conversation about mvp, we better start having a talk about Kate Cunningham. I love it, brother. I love it. I thought you were gonna say Isaiah Stewart. Of the day. Gotta wait that beat to drop. Speaking of Isaiah Stewart though, that scrum, that scruffle saved his life because Miles had him dead to rights in Scoop city. If it wasn't for them people and coaches helping them up, we would have seen Isaiah Stewart's legs in the sky and he would have been on his back from a scoop. Wow. A Tula double leg takedown. Double A, I'm talking about. They would have scored that one. They were both. They were both squared up. Miles Bridges, you guys learned that he was in Charlotte a couple of weeks ago, right? You guys are paying attention now. To Charlotte. Yeah, they had a nine game win streak, which is crazy. Like still three games out the playoffs. But a nine game win streak by them boys is phenomenal. You can make the argument that that's the most irrelevant franchise of your lifetime. Wait, there's two Bridges, there's Mikel. This is the Knicks. Miles Bridges wild. Yep. Is there a joker of the day today? If I gave you an mvp, is there a joker? Yes, sir. And we gonna stay right here too, in this exact scrum. Duncan Robinson, band of brothers. Watch it sometime, brother. Like I don't care, man, if I see somebody jumping on Zaz and you roll that video back and you show Zaz me way while. While he's scrumming for his life. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Zaz, you have 100% right to be upset with me. As a friend, I didn't have your back. At least fake like you're helping out. Go in there and be like, oh, something. Yeah, that's what I do. I do wonder how that goes down in the locker room afterward, you know, like a sucker. Like in hockey, if you're on the ice, you have to grab someone from the other team. You have to at least go to the scrum and start trying to pull people back. Right? Try to get in the middle of it, you know, you're not going to get in the middle of it, but give me the attempt. It's so easy to fake involvement. Just feign it, you know, Feign interest in protecting your teammates. You've been doing it all show. Thank you. See, I'm an expert professional, that kind of thing. We've got some polls here to update. Juju. Yes, sir. While I pull up the pose. Happy Black History Month. I think it's still important to highlight right now that Rekia Jackson and what she's going through with her ex boyfriend, James Pierce Jr. Crashing into a car multiple times headed to the police station. Man. Get well soon, Rakia. You're in our prayers. But, yes, that's a crazy case going on. You really brought things down here before the polls. You're like, you. We're trying. We're trying to lift up the show at the end. He's right. It's important to mention. I know. But he peters out with, oh, I'm so sad. And then he doesn't want to keep doing the polls, like, right. I looked at the poll and I was like, oh, damn. Have you ever seen someone tear the crust off a slice of pizza before eating it? 61 of the audience says, no, they have not. That's it. I'm shocked that there's 39 of people that are saying they have. Tony and I were talking about it. We're pretty sure you're not from this earth, Dan. They must be confused. They must be confused by the word. Like, they can't possibly assume it's like eating and discarding. Right. That's what Daniel. You guys are basically saying that those 39% of people are refusing to treat the pizza's handle as a handle. That you're saying, yeah, that you're totally good with not eating crust, but you don't understand it as a utensil. How you would eat pizza without just holding it by the crust. And those people are so disgusted by the crust that they cannot have the crust on the pizza while they're eating said pizza, even though the crust is made of the same of the bottom. I'm saying that those 39% of people must not have understood the question because 0% of people have ever done what Dan was trying to articulate. All right, zero. You think I'm faking it? Okay, I'm lying now. Well, maybe you do it. Okay, no. But you're apparently not from the search. Okay, now you're a liar. So now not only am I a Liar. But I'm someone who's blaming this on people I know. As opposed to being the one. You're too entrenched. Ok. Do you rip the crust off the pizza, Dan? I do. Don't care. Brothers. This is the danger. This is a prime example of the dangers of living in an echo chamber. I pull the crust off before I eat the pizza. What? No, you don't. No, you don't. I take the crust off because I hate the crust. I. And I eat it like I eat the whole thing. So you hold the cheese and sauce. I don't believe you're from the planet Earth. Look how nuts juju. And look how mean they were to me. I think he's getting friends like. Like juju who do this. Okay, so he's also alive. He doesn't understand exactly what we mean. You need a dipping sauce for the crust. Why? If this is the crust. Hold on. This is pizza around. You tear it off first and then I hold it like this. The rest of the pizza. No, that's absolutely a little pizza taco. No, that's what Jason does. He rolls the entire pizza into one thing. Like a serial killer? Exactly. Like a calzone, if you will. We don't judge. I do love a calzone. Do gingers watch ginger porn? Here we go. 71 of the audience says, yes, they do. Whoa. What? Wow. Those are not Ginger's answering that. You're the weirdo, Chris. Hey, that. Stop that. Do you live in the same world when Luke Kikley gets in before Bill Belichick? 58 of the audience says, no, you don't. I mean, Bill is goofy. If you have vertigo, do you pronounce it ver did a go. 67% of the audience says, no, you don't. And the last poll, if you are not invited to that guy's 50th birthday party, are you his friend? 80% of the audience says no, you are not. And those are your polls. Do me the favor, Juju. Just because I was eagerly anticipating keep overnight night the poll. Did Dave Portnoy make famous calling the name or what? What is the poll? The calling it the undercarriage. Did Dave Portnoy. Portnoy teach you that the bottom of a pizza is called the undercarriage? Yes or no? I'm glad you brought that up because see, I be taking liberties to not divide our audiences. You pull up Dave Portnoy, then the whole comments is going to be barstool. And he's like, now he hates us more. I take liberties to save us sometimes. All Right. So then, okay, I don't care about that. But thank you. I do appreciate you doing that for me. If you want to reword it just to save yourself some headaches, just make it. Did you know that the bottom of a pizza's crust is called the undercarriage? Okay, Ebitard show do me the favor, please, because we haven't played this song enough. I enjoy that. Kid Rock's actual name is Bob. And so given that, I don't think we're going to get all that many opportunities to celebrate Kid Bob. Let's play Yeti's song about Kid Bob the Boogie Bob Call me Bob My name's Rubber James Richie Richie says I'm chugging a crop My name is Kid. Kid Bob James Richie Richie says I'm chugging up Rob Pop the Boogie Bob Robbie Bob My name's Robert and this is for the trust fund boys with the answers to Orange man and the alleged caltromancer the Wall street geeks daddy New car dealers my 5 acre farm redneck culture Steelers I'm Robert Rock but you can call me Bob the kid who appropriated trailer slobs the Maga crackheads the critics, the cynics are buying into my political gimmick Tore the flag as the puncher with the super bowl in my cyber truck Is straight fuel risk go my beer attack as my hate projects Fill my bank account and let me cast some checks and my focus group said to hate Hollywood I resemble Dr. Phil with a wig and a hood Remember when I had the fake Senate run I just want Donald Trump to call me son Ba Cubby Paw My name's Robert James Richie Richie says I'm drugging up Bob Hop the Boogie Bob Got me Bob My name's Robert James Richie Richie says I'm chugging up grub Hop the boogie. So he wasn't talking about my money lion song.