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Stugotz
You knew that the walrus was bigger than the wildebeest. That's something that you knew.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
In your defense, the wildebeest should be bigger.
Stugotz
It sounds. It sounds.
Dan Le Batard
That's a great name.
Greg Cody
Yeah. Well, any animal with the name Beast in it.
Dan Le Batard
That's true.
Greg Cody
It's being a bit showy. You know, the name, it's crazy.
Stugotz
Doesn't spell it Beast, though. Spells it with two E's.
Greg Cody
Yeah. Which is weird.
Stugotz
It doesn't spell it E A.
Juju
Well, look at me.
Greg Cody
Claims to be a beast and then misspells his own name.
Stugotz
We'll get to juju here in a second. But Mike Ryan reminded me during the break and reminded Greg Cody. And then Greg Cody started arguing with me about what Mike Ryan had said in which he said, hey, you never got to Ruben Bain and what Greg Cody thought about Ruben Bane after Greg Cody said to you, Reuben Bain has not been talked about until I've talked about Ruben Bane.
Greg Cody
Yeah, that's the columnist ego, I think. I think anybody who writes opinion columns for a living is going to have that feeling. When that story first broke, I knew it was not going to have much leg to it. And I knew for several reasons, and I knew that this was not going to affect his draft position in the least. And so, as if to prove that, NFL.com comes out with their latest mock draft after this story broke, and. And they have Kansas City in a slight trade up to six, taking Reuben Bain Jr. At number six. I think he might last until the Dolphins pick at 11. But the idea that he's going to free fall in the first round, I think is ridiculous. And the reasons are the story is a couple of years old. The family of the woman who died in that accident has basically said, we wish Ruben Bane all the best. And it was an accident. He was not. He was charged and then the charge was dropped. Evidently he was not drinking or smoking and was not even given a dui. So I think for those reasons, it's not going to affect the draft.
Mike Ryan
He was cited, not charged, and the citation went away.
Greg Cody
Right.
Mike Ryan
There were some reports out there that he wasn't even going over the speed limit. There was not a field sobriety administered at 4am Many, including myself, think that's weird. The police officers on the scene didn't think that it required one. They scoped the lay of the land there. Unfortunately for Ruben, this would. I think they all knew this would come to light during the NFL draft prospect process. But for it to come out the way that it did made it seem like, is this a move? Why is this being leaked with intention? Is this to affect his draft status? Maybe there's a team that is hoping that it maybe tanks his stock so they can get him a little bit later, which is something we've seen before in the NFL.
Greg Cody
The timing was very suspicious, I thought, you know, I don't know who the culprit is, but somebody fed this story. I'm surprised it didn't make news two years ago because it is newsworthy.
Mike Ryan
The culprit was a team. From the article that Ali Conley posted, it was a perspective of an NFL team and they said there were more incidents that they were looking into.
Greg Cody
But I am surprised it wasn't news when it happened.
Mike Ryan
I mean, since it wasn't a formal charge, since it was a citation that eventually went away. I am also surprised in a world full of Barry Jacksons and Andy Slaters that it didn't make the news there. I'm surprised I didn't hear anything about this when it happened. I was stunned to learn that this was something that he was dealing with during his sophomore year.
Greg Cody
Yeah, me too.
Stugotz
Also, the woman died three months later. Right. It was not an immediate death.
Mike Ryan
She was in a coma.
Stugotz
You would have heard about it if it had been an immediate death. Exacto perfecto. Zagako, where do you have Reuben Bain going? That's a very indelicate transition.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I haven't done my mock draft yet. So the answer is I don't know
Dan Le Batard
know where he's going to end up. He's a homer Come on.
Greg Cody
Well, come on.
Dan Le Batard
You know where Baines.
Greg Cody
I think the Dolphins are rebuilding. They need everything, including Reuben Bain. But they do have a couple of positions that are probably more pressing, but
Dan Le Batard
they're not doing it that way. I've heard both their GMs come out and say, best player available. Oh, they're not doing the position thing.
Greg Cody
They all say best player available.
Stugotz
Greg, I'm pinning you down here. Your son has accused you of being a homer that is going to make Ruben BAIN the number 11 pick to your hometown Miami Dolphins. Do you believe that's going to happen? Yes or no? As you think about 13 days before the draft, whether or not there's going to be an exacto. Actually, it's less than 13 days. It's like 10 days.
Juju
Yeah.
Stugotz
It's a week from Thursday, right?
Dan Le Batard
Nine days.
Greg Cody
Yeah. It's 23rd through 25th. I'm not sure he's going to last to 11. If he does, they'll consider him one of the best players available. They need a wide receiver more. They need a cornerback more. But will anybody who's worth 11 be available at that spot? So it's going to be a wide receiver or cornerback.
Stugotz
You're still tap dancing. You're still tap dancing Because I haven't
Greg Cody
figured out my mock draft yet. I'm not.
Stugotz
What new information is there going to be the next seven or eight predictor?
Juju
Comfort is paramount.
Stugotz
Let's welcome in juju with the stat of the day music, please.
Greg Cody
Tap dancing, please.
Poll Reader
Start of the day, start of the day it is your start of the day Start of the day, start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day Start of the day it is your start of the day
Juju
Start of the day, man the Gideon Price for The Orlando Magic versus the Philadelphia 76ers game is 26 bucks. What? The parking at the 76ers arena is 30 bucks. Back to you guys.
Stugotz
That's a good stat of the day right there at Lebitard show. Put it on the poll for tomorrow. Are you surprised that the parking for the Sixers Magic playoff game is larger or more expensive than the ticket to the game? Juju, we have not talked at all about the WNBA draft. What can you tell us from last night that you found most interesting that you will be covering on Alley Oop and beyond?
Juju
Yes, sir. Man YouTube.com@dlshoops right now. Wherever you at, man. The Wings chose AZ first. Az Foot known As Paige Becker's girlfriend for years now they're going to be teammates, making them probably the heart and soul of America moving forward. And then Lauren Betts went to Washington, which is just a game changer for that piss poor organization, in my opinion. Our sister, Gabriella Haquez Jr. Went to Chicago Sky. We know we're going to be sky fans this year, but the biggest story to me was Golden State drafted Flage and then traded her to Seattle, joining her up with our farm bruh. It's gonna be a lot going on in the W this year, especially with the expansion teams. It's all over the place. But I got my. I got my dream. Taking it all, no matter what.
Stugotz
I haven't talked to you at length about what you think just in terms of culture, Angel, Reese and Atlanta, what that becomes as a ticket. Right, because I. They got her as a player, but they also got her as a show. They got her because they're looking to upgrade their business in Atlanta and be more relevant.
Juju
I mean, it just so happens that she does add with that, but here in Atlanta, we want her to do better on the basketball court. I give a damn how many sneakers she sell. I give a damn about all the rest of that stuff I'm in. I'm concerned with them W's because last year we had Brittany Griner for that role. Yes. Let's get the eyes. Let's get the hero. Let's get the people who, you know what I mean, necessarily wouldn't watch. The eyes are on us. And we lost to the damn Indiana Fever first round with no Caitlin Clark. So yes, as cool as it is to have angel, we're still expecting to win here in Atlanta.
Stugotz
Do you have a top five list for us today?
Juju
Oh, yeah, man. With our brother, man, our brother, Yuri P. Yuri Praska going on a tour right now talking about he giving my boy mercy. Carlos Uberg is not having it though. He like, man, that was not mercy you tried. But it made me think of a top five list of people who snatch victory from the jaws of defeat right when I didn't expect it. Number. Let's go. Oh, well, lie because I'm not being a prisoner at the moment here either. UConn over Duke was sensational.
Mike Ryan
Historic shot at the historic blunder leads to historic shots. Crazy.
Juju
Hey, man. Brother. Also, I'm going Oli. Auburn returns the field goal and and beats Alabama.
Stugotz
That's. So your list has five better than that one.
Juju
Yes, sir.
Stugotz
The first ever and all. It's not the first Ever. But it's the only thing that we know is the kick six. If I say kick six, that's the play.
Mike Ryan
You think that Auburn team had a horseshoe up its ass? They also had a crazy Hail Mary that season.
Juju
Hell yeah. Number five, speaking of Hail Marys, Jaden Daniels to Noah Brown beating the Bears. That was ridiculous. Number four, Teresa Witherspoon from half court to beat the comments. Out of nowhere. Number three, brother I'm talking about, you could have packed this brother up just like you packed up Uber the other night. Leon Edwards over Usman Yaya right in his damn throat. Get it out the fire, Leon, you feel me? Come on, man. Number two, your guy, my guy, Ray Allen from the corner over the spurs and the number one man. I just got to give respect to where it's due, man. LeBron's Cavaliers coming back from 31 against those Warriors.
Stugotz
Is the Jaden Daniels play that he is talking about there bigger than Stefan Dig. Vikings, Saints playoff game, the Maryland, Minneapolis.
Juju
I like that.
Stugotz
We had a lot of poll Questions today at LeBatard Show. Is the Jaden Daniels play also better than the Caleb Williams play? Caleb Williams ends up losing the game. But the way that that playoff game went where they beat the packers twice this year or wait a minute, that playoff game was the Rams. The Rams game.
Dan Le Batard
I think part of the Jaden Daniels
Juju
thing that makes it so great is
Dan Le Batard
because you have the clip of the
Juju
defender jawing with the crowd and then
Dan Le Batard
as he's running back to play defense, his guy catches the ball.
Mike Ryan
Tyreek Stevenson, we have a lot of
Stugotz
playoff or a lot of poll questions here today. How many were you able to. Were you able to get them all juju or are we going to have to continue some of this tomorrow because there were too many poll questions today?
Juju
Yes, sir. And did you read the poll questions from yesterday? Because we got some doozies there as well.
Stugotz
All right, let's go.
Juju
Let me go for some highlights.
Stugotz
All right.
Juju
Is Give Me back my Son an iconic movie line? Oh, yeah. 59 of the audience says yes, it is. Are the Orlando Magic a joke choke clown show? Obviously, 88% of the audience says yes, they are. What's more impressive, winning back to back in the Masters or having no interceptions for an entire season? 65% of the audience says no interceptions for the entire season.
Stugotz
Greg Cody. The stat of the day yesterday is that Rory McElroy has won two Masters since the New York jets had an interception.
Greg Cody
Wow, what a great start of the day.
Stugotz
Not as good as juju's today. An NBA playoff ticket. The parking costing more than the entrance.
Mike Ryan
Fake playoff game.
Stugotz
That's true. It is a fake playoff game.
Juju
Our words. The biggest part of asking a question. Great question. 94% of the audience says yes. It is. Have all roads for the Heat and Hornets led to this? 90% of the audience says yes. It did. Listen to football America too. By the way. Wherever you at right now and wherever you get your podcasts, is tonight's Heat game a die, die win, win game? 93% of the audience says yes.
Stugotz
What a rare situation to be in a giant game tonight for the Miami Heat. They essentially begin the NBA playoffs tonight with a die, die win win game.
Juju
Do you need playoff experience to win a fake playoff game? This has never happened before in the history of the show.
Stugotz
This is not true.
Juju
50 of the audience says yes. And 50 says no. Lord have mercy.
Stugotz
That's not your.
Poll Reader
Your.
Stugotz
Your fake. Your fake poll reader.
Juju
Are the Miami Heat the most experienced fake playoff team? 94 of the audience says yes. Did you know that gesundheit was German for bless you? 74% of the audience says yes. Is Doc Rivers ever gonna coach again? 57% of the audience says no. And the big one, which is bigger, a walrus or a wildebeest? 73% of the audience say walrus and those I oppose.
Stugotz
Thank you, Juju. I leave here defeated. I mean, the wildebeest of walrus is.
Mike Ryan
You're giving a trillion dollars to Ron McGill. You don't know walrus is bigger than a wildebeest. What are we doing?
Date: April 14, 2026
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This lively postgame episode blends sports analysis, humor, and pop-culture banter, featuring regulars Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Mike Ryan, and special guest JuJu Gotti. They discuss NFL draft intrigue (especially surrounding Reuben Bain Jr.), surprising statistics from the NBA Play-In, reactions to the WNBA draft, a top five "snatching victory from defeat" sports moments, and review some offbeat show poll results.
Juju delivers his "top five" miraculous or shocking wins:
Includes mention of “Kick Six” (Auburn over Alabama) and UConn’s basketball upset over Duke.
The crew debates which miracle plays are most memorable, comparing Juju’s picks to things like the “Minneapolis Miracle” and various college highlights.
Juju and Stugotz riff on a rapid-fire series of recent poll questions and results:
“Is 'Give Me Back My Son' an iconic movie line?” (59% yes)
“Are the Orlando Magic a joke choke clown show?” (88% yes)
“What's more impressive, back-to-back in the Masters or no INTs for a season?” (65% say no INTs)
“Have all roads for the Heat and Hornets led to this?” (90% yes)
“Is Doc Rivers ever gonna coach again?” (57% say no)
“Which is bigger, a walrus or a wildebeest?” — a running joke throughout — (73% say walrus)
“Are the Miami Heat the most experienced fake playoff team? 94% of the audience says yes.” — Juju [14:22]
Notable Moment: 50-50 poll split on whether playoff experience is needed for a ‘fake’ playoff game [14:09]
“Gesundheit” poll: majority know it’s German for “bless you.”
Stugotz jokes about being “defeated” by the walrus/wildebeest consensus.
Greg Cody, on the NFL draft saga:
“That's the columnist ego, I think. Anybody who writes opinion columns for a living is going to have that feeling.” [01:52]
Juju, on Angel Reese to Atlanta:
“I give a damn how many sneakers she sell. I give a damn about all the rest of that stuff. I'm in. I'm concerned with them W's because last year we had Brittany Griner for that role.” [08:46]
Juju, introducing his top five:
“It made me think of a top five list of people who snatch victory from the jaws of defeat right when I didn’t expect it.” [09:17]
Mike Ryan, on strange NFL rumors:
“There were some reports out there that he wasn't even going over the speed limit... The police officers on the scene didn't think that it required one.” [03:09]
Poll banter:
“Are you surprised that the parking for the Sixers Magic playoff game is larger or more expensive than the ticket to the game?” — Stugotz [07:01]
Fast-paced, irreverent, and deeply engaged with both sports headlines and culture, the show features playful jabs, running jokes (like walrus vs. wildebeest), and lively debate. JuJu’s energy and humor shine in his segments, balancing with the group’s sports expertise and rapid-fire banter.
This summary captures the episode's sports topics, comic moments, and the show's unique communal tone—making it accessible and entertaining for listeners who missed the original broadcast.