Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl
Release Date: April 10, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosted from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts delve into a mix of sports analysis, event promotions, and candid conversations. The episode, titled "Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl," combines lighthearted banter with insightful discussions, encapsulating the show's signature blend of humor and sports commentary.

Sports Betting and Thursday Thunder

Timestamp: [00:37]

The episode kicks off with Juju Gotti introducing "Thursday Thunder," presented by DraftKings. Tony leads the conversation, highlighting his predictions for the night’s NBA games:

• Jaren Jackson Jr. (Triple J): Tony bets on Triple J to exceed 24.5 rebounds in a crucial game against the Minnesota Timberwolves, emphasizing the importance of his performance to secure the Grizzlies' playoff position.

  Tony: “Triple J, the real Triple J, if I may add. We going over 24.5 and rebounds... he has to have at least a mediocre to big game to get the Grizzlies across that finish line tonight, you feel me?” [00:46]

• Nas Reid: Predicted to score over 12.5 points, Tony underscores Reid’s role in keeping the team out of the precarious playoff "play-in" scenario.

  Tony: “I think he's going to go over that as well because, man, like I say, it's a big game.” [01:20]

• Dante DiVincenzo: Betting on Dante to surpass 12 points, Tony references his recent on-court scruffles and commercial presence, portraying him as a vital player stepping up under pressure.

  Tony: “He got the dog in him and he gonna show up and show out tonight.” [02:22]

Jessica’s Input: Jessica expresses confidence in Nas Reid's performance, fearing to bet him under the projected points.

Jessica: “I always expect Nas Reed to have more than 12 and a half points. I'm afraid of betting him under.” [01:39]

Event Promotion: MMA Hangout

Timestamp: [02:50]

The hosts transition to promoting the upcoming "MMA Hangout" event:

• Greg Cody announces the event hosted at Casatiki, presented by Cuervo, emphasizing its location relative to the Miami fights.

  Greg Cody: “We're going to be live at Casatiki... presented by Cuervo. Saturday night, 10pm MMA Hangout with the boys at Casatiki Live.” [03:10]

• Interaction on Attendance: Jessica humorously responds about attending the event at Tony's house, leading to playful banter among the hosts.

  Jessica: “I'm going to go to Tony's house. So when an event happens, now, you...” [03:58]

Audience Reception and Show Feedback

Timestamp: [04:07]

Discussing audience feedback, Tony notes positive reception, commending the show's dynamic despite self-deprecating humor:

Tony: “People loved everything about the show today. People was... we all try our best.” [04:13]

Conversely, Jessica expresses skepticism about the show's quality on this particular day, questioning the sincerity of the compliments.

Jessica: “I don't believe the show was that good today.” [05:40]

Highlighting Memorable Moments

Timestamp: [05:40]

The hosts reminisce about standout moments:

• Greg Cody’s Acting Attempt: Tony praises Greg's effort in an acting segment, applauding the cinematography and creative twist.

  Tony: “He took up the acting classes... a great job by Shama Gill as well.” [05:25]

• Tyler Hero’s Clutch Shot: Tony lauds Tyler Hero for a decisive three-pointer that clinched a game, countering criticisms of Steph Curry's influence on the NBA.

  Tony: “Tyler Hero... pulled up for a three pointer... Sir Steph Curry has... Look at my boy.” [05:53]

Discussion on Basketball Games

Timestamp: [06:15]

The conversation shifts to recent NBA games:

• Harrison Barnes’ Performance: Harrison Barnes shares his view on a significant game where he returned to Golden State, hitting a buzzer-beater.

  Harrison Barnes: “Harrison Barnes drilled a buzzer beater right over his ass in a must.” [08:20]

• Jimmy Butler’s Contribution: Highlighting Jimmy Butler’s impressive stats that would frustrate Heat fans.

  Harrison Barnes: “Jimmy Butler went like 5 for 8 from the floor and scored 28 points.” [08:12]

Revelations and Personal Insights

Timestamp: [08:29]

• Greg Cody’s Allegiance: Greg Cody reveals his support for the Celtics, surprising the hosts and adding a personal layer to the discussion.

  Tony: “Greg Cody revealed himself as a Celtics fan today.” [08:29]

• Cricket Mispronunciation Incident: A humorous segment where Harrison explains the misinterpretation of Sean Paul's name, linking it to a Trinidadian cricketer's name.

  Harrison Barnes: “...everybody was like, chandapal. And yo, that name stuck.” [12:50]

Cultural and Linguistic Exchange

Timestamp: [13:01]

The hosts explore linguistic nuances, clarifying terms and phrases:

• Understanding "Oscal": Greg Cody explains "Oscal" as a Spanish term meaning "disgust."

  Greg Cody: “Guys, osco. It means disgust in Spanish.” [10:32]

• Clarification on Pronunciations: Harrison Barnes shares insights into the pronunciation of names influenced by cultural backgrounds.

  Harrison Barnes: “How did it become Shanda Paul?... It's a cricket player by the name of Chanderpal.” [13:03]

Main Topic: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl

Timestamp: [10:00]

Aligning with the episode's title, the hosts humorously critique Greg Cody's personal habits:

• Visual Disgust: Dan paints a vivid picture of the disarray in Greg's toilet bowl, questioning his dietary choices.

  Dan: “I just can't think of a more disgusting visual than the state of the toilet bowl after Greg has gone number two in it.” [10:14]

• Term Explanation: Greg Cody clarifies the term "oscal," fostering a multicultural understanding.

  Greg Cody: “No, ascool.” [10:32]

Final Thoughts and Sign-Offs

Timestamp: [13:55]

As the episode wraps up, the hosts share final remarks, blending humor with genuine interactions:

Jessica: “Grave danger.” [13:55]

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Notable Quotes

• Tony on Triple J’s Performance:

  “Triple J, the real Triple J, if I may add. We going over 24.5 and rebounds...” [00:46]

• Jessica on Nas Reid:

  “I always expect Nas Reed to have more than 12 and a half points.” [01:39]

• Dan on Greg’s Toilet Bowl:

  “I just can't think of a more disgusting visual...” [10:14]

• Harrison on Sean Paul Mispronunciation:

  “Everybody was like, chandapal. And yo, that name stuck.” [13:07]

Conclusion

This episode intertwines spirited sports debates, event promotions, and personal anecdotes, all while maintaining the show's characteristic humor and camaraderie. The candid discussion about Greg Cody's toilet bowl serves as a humorous centerpiece, exemplifying the hosts' ability to blend lighthearted topics with genuine conversations. Listeners are treated to a rich tapestry of insights, laughs, and sports fervor, encapsulating why The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz remains a beloved staple in sports and pop-culture commentary.

Transcript

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[Dan]

Foreign.

[Juju Gotti]

That'S right. It's Thursday Thunder, and It's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours, Juju Gotti. What do we got?

[Tony]

Welcome back. Welcome back. Thursday Thunder. You got to know, man. Tonight we starting off with my brother, Jaren Jackson Jr. Triple J, the real Triple J, if I may add. We going over 24.5 and rebounds. It's a big game, a meaningful game against the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight. And then he has to have at least a mediocre to big game to get the Grizzlies across that finish line tonight, you feel me? The second leg, I'm going with the Nostradamus, Nas Reid, you feel me? 12.5 points. I think he's going to go over that as well because, man, like I say, it's a big game. These seatings, you don't want to end up in that playoff that play in because you never know that play in get dangerous. So I think them boys want to stay out and Nas Reed is a big part of that team, you feel me?

[Jessica]

I always expect Nas Reed to have more than 12 and a half points. I'm, I'm afraid of betting him under.

[Tony]

On those, right with that crazy jumper. It's a funny jumper, but that thing be swishing, you feel me? The last leg, I'm going with the unicorn. The only white Dante I've ever heard of in my entire life. Dante DiVincenzo, you feel me? With a great lineup, with a great commercial right now. Villanova, I see you over 12 points for my boy Dante DiVinceo tonight. I think is he has to step up. He, he had a couple of games last week where he got in a fight. He getting scruffles all over the league. So, yeah, I think my boy got the dog in him and he gonna show up and show out tonight.

[Jessica]

Did you call it a scruffle? Because I like it better as a scruffle than a scuffle.

[Tony]

Yes, sir.

[Jessica]

You know, yeah, it sounds, I like that, that commercial. Does it move you Guys, Villanova College teammates. Quaint time.

[Juju Gotti]

I remember where I was every time I've seen it.

[Jessica]

Next.

[Tony]

I like when he put on the visor.

[Jessica]

Juju. We lost your sound there real quick. You liked what he put on the visor? The thing that I wanted to ask you guys about before we continued with juju. Tony, your MMA hangout is tomorrow and Saturday. I'm sorry, Saturday. Tomorrow you will airing something that you did for MMA Hangout as something to preview. MMA hangout.

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[Greg Cody]

So we got MMA hangout this Saturday at Casatiki. Presented by Cuervo. The tequila that invented Tequila. We love Cuervo. At the MMA hangout. We're going to be live at Casatiki. By the way, the fights are in Miami, so if you're not going to be at the fights, you know where to be. Casa Tiki is the place to be if you're not there. I'm going to watch the prelims. Dan, I don't know if you're going to go. Maybe you're going to go, maybe see me, maybe not, whatever. Maybe be Casatiki, who knows? But I'm going to be at the prelims and then I'm going to, you know, fly over back to Casatiki, watch the main card there. Presented by cuervo. Saturday night, 10pm MMA Hangout with the boys at Casatiki Live.

[Dan]

Dan, are you going to go?

[Jessica]

I am not going to go, but. Well, you know what, let's think about this for a second, because it has become very popular. This is a successful thing that Tony has hustled his way into, and I do want to support the things they.

[Greg Cody]

Would love to see you doing.

[Harrison Barnes]

Casa Tiki. I thought you were asking if he was going to go to the actual card over here.

[Jessica]

I'm going to go to Tony's house. So when an event happens, now, you.

[Greg Cody]

Know where you're going in Miami.

[Jessica]

I'm going to say that I was at Tony's house.

[Dan]

Are you going to take your pan pants off?

[Jessica]

I'm gonna just drop my pants.

[Greg Cody]

My house, Dan, remember?

[Jessica]

That's disrespectful juju. What from today's show did people enjoy or dislike?

[Tony]

People loved everything about the show today. People was, you know, I mean, into it. You started off with a great apology. Looking yourself in the mirror. I don't think you had to call yourself all those names. We all, you know, we all try our best. You know what I'm saying?

[Dan]

Like, I should have tried the C word, too.

[Tony]

I can't say that. But I know that.

[Dan]

Not you, Dan.

[Tony]

You know. Oh, I can't say that either. I don't. I don't want to call nobody no names.

[Jessica]

Come on. Come on, Juju.

[Harrison Barnes]

I'll say it.

[Tony]

No, thank you. I think everybody did a great job. I. I don't know what's happening, but check out MMA Hangout. You feel me? That's going to be live this weekend for sure. My dad, Tony, one of the big, bad, hardest workers, working people at Metal Art Media. You feel me? Like, I support my dog. My daughter was in Mexico last week. You feel me? Doing a great job with Cynthia and not look at them back. Don't go to the front of the arena to MLA Hangout, man. I suggest y'all lock in. You feel me? With my dog.

[Jessica]

Great promotion, great support of a teammate. Everyone did not do great today. Did you not hear that Greg Cody remembered a game he did not remember and couldn't figure out how to pour himself water.

[Tony]

Yeah, he tried his best, though. He tried his best. He took up the acting classes, and I think it was a great job by Shama Gill as well. Like, those things are great cinematography. You feel me? To be able to catch those type of acting classes and put a little spin on it. Chef's kiss.

[Jessica]

I don't believe we're getting sincere commentary and criticism from juju right now. I believe he's being too complimentary. I don't believe the show was that good today. Where is Dugat?

[Tony]

I got a joker of the day, though, if you wanna, you know, lock that there Joker of the day. You feel I'm get straight to it. Tyler hero last night in the. In a. In a meaningful game. Pulled up for a three pointer with a wide open layup and clanked it in crunch time. Sir. Steph Curry has. Sometimes they say he ruined the league and ruined the game. Look at this. Look at my boy. Oh, my goodness.

[Greg Cody]

I heard Walk up three.

[Juju Gotti]

I heard. I heard Izzy making the argument earlier that you're down by five there. Even hit a two, you're gonna need a three on the next possession. That's a good shot.

[Harrison Barnes]

That.

[Juju Gotti]

With the math of today's game. Izzy was arguing that that's actually not a terrible shot there.

[Tony]

Well, Jessica, yes, I would.

[Jessica]

I. I'm sorry, juju, but no. We were talking earlier in the game, earlier in the show. Excuse me. And Jessica said, only down here are you going to make the argument for the shot. And I am arguing for the math of the shot. It's a wide open three and that's how we're playing it today.

[Dan]

The JFK assassination game of the show. Look. Yeah, I guess I think that most conventional wisdom would tell you take the open two and then shoot for the three in the next possession because he missed the three. And that's a shot that I assume he's probably above 30% making when it's. But I don't know what the percentage is. Uncontested, probably a little bit higher. It's not a sure fire that he's going to make it. So then the game just ends.

[Tony]

Right.

[Dan]

I would missed it.

[Jessica]

I would guess. Correct me if I am wrong, but I would guess that on wide open threes that Tyler Hero is probably shooting close to 45 to 50%.

[Tony]

How much? What percentage is he shooting for wide open dunks? Because I would argue that's 100% right.

[Harrison Barnes]

You know, ball.

[Dan]

That's a pretty high percentage, I would say.

[Harrison Barnes]

Although he did hit a big three before and it was like kind of like a feeling thing. Oh, no, who cares? None of these games mean anything.

[Dan]

They lost the game.

[Harrison Barnes]

Those teams suck.

[Greg Cody]

You were watching the game.

[Harrison Barnes]

No, I don't have that chance.

[Juju Gotti]

I don't even remember where I was.

[Jessica]

I was watching.

[Harrison Barnes]

Although I am encouraged on two fronts. First front, I've heard that they've stopped playing Terry Rozier. So golf clap to them. Also, they got a dude nicknamed Slow Mo playing a lot. So I might be back.

[Tony]

Yeah. And I like to also shout out to the revenge game heard around the world last night. The biggest revenge game in the history of the NBA almost. If you ask me. Harrison Barnes returning to Golden State getting a buzzer beater.

[Harrison Barnes]

Great job mentioning this game. Jimmy Butler went like 5 for 8 from the floor and scored 28 points.

[Greg Cody]

That 16 to 17 from the line.

[Harrison Barnes]

That should drive any Heat fan crazy. But you'll be happy to know that Harrison Barnes drilled a buzzer beater right over his ass in a must.

[Tony]

Yes, sir. Salute to Harrison Barnes. Turning back the clock, getting that revenge as he should have. Also, Greg Cody revealed himself as a Celtics fan today. I didn't know if y'all caught that or not. Welcome home, brother. Welcome home.

[Harrison Barnes]

Reformed, reformed Celtics fan.

[Tony]

Yes, sir.

[Harrison Barnes]

He also revealed himself as the only person to have watched the Wilt game.

[Jessica]

And somebody who couldn't retrieve water from a kitchen.

[Harrison Barnes]

That was wild.

[Dan]

The bright side, he's the age of the people running our country.

[Harrison Barnes]

Yes.

[Tony]

Yes, sir. Also, if you get a chance, you know, I mean, I got a show called the Alley you but we discuss a lot of this basketball stuff with a lot of the. A great guest from around the world. You feel me? People pull up on me. I need some help. You feel me? It's over there on the. The Eyeball channel, You Dig, on YouTube. So if you get a chance, you know, I check your boy out. We doing big things. You feel me? Mr. Rebecca, thank you so much for helping me produce that guy. Salute to you, sis.

[Jessica]

It is the alley OOP show, and you should check it out on Oddball because it's different than anything else we're doing around here. What else do you have in the way of polls, Juju?

[Tony]

Yes, we had two polls today. Two very important polls, might I add. Have you ever heard of the word recidivist? 52% of the audience says yes, they have heard of that word. One person said only from his probation officer. The next poll is, do you like cleaning your toilet? 82% of the audience says no. And those are your polls.

[Jessica]

Jessica, I've never seen you so disgusted with Greg Cody. You've been around his feet. You've done. You've competed against him in competitions. You've been around. You've been around his feet, you've been around. Accurate, disgusting Greg Cody things. I've not seen you that. Oscar.

[Dan]

I just can't think of a more disgusting visual than the state of the toilet bowl after Greg has gone number two in it. It's just a horrifying visual. And I'm worried about his diet, quite honestly, because the state of the toilet bowl shouldn't be that messy all the time.

[Juju Gotti]

Makes me feel so oscal.

[Harrison Barnes]

I am 39 years old. I've never heard that word.

[Greg Cody]

Guys, osco. It means disgust in Spanish. What are we doing here?

[Harrison Barnes]

Oh, okay. But. Oh, I thought he meant. I thought it was English.

[Greg Cody]

No, ascool.

[Harrison Barnes]

Like there wasn't a flare on it.

[Greg Cody]

No, no.

[Harrison Barnes]

I thought he was, like, talking about an old Yukon center.

[Juju Gotti]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Talking about Jewel Osco.

[Jessica]

You guys, Chicago heads.

[Greg Cody]

I'm here with you, Dan. You're in my house last night.

[Juju Gotti]

That's why more of our audience was like, I know exactly what Dan said there.

[Harrison Barnes]

Well, you never know. Dan's well learned.

[Tony]

Jessica, before we got here, Jessica, how do you feel about Olivia Miles transferring to tcu? Sis, I don't know if we got to ask you about that.

[Dan]

No one has asked me about it, Juju. I'm. I'm sure no one other than possibly Mike even knows about it, but I'm sad she's not coming back to Notre Dame, but I completely Understand, because if the rumors are true, she will be getting a lot of nil money for that transfer. And I think it's difficult if you're Notre Dame. I'm assuming this is just me. Like, I don't have any inside information on this, but I don't know anyone.

[Juju Gotti]

I don't talk to anybody.

[Dan]

I'm assuming it's very difficult when you have two superstars on your team with eligibility left to have to manage a roster like that. And Hannah Hidalgo has multiple years left at nd. She's a superstar. And so I'm obviously bummed Olivia didn't want to stay, but she. I mean, she's. She was at ND for four and a half years, so I understand. You know, take the money and get an extra year at another school. It makes a ton of sense financially, especially because of the new CBA coming next year in the WNBA to not go to the draft. So I understand. I'm bummed about it. But it's. I mean, it's really hard, I think, now, because, yeah, these. These rosters, when you have a lot of good players, it's tough, I guess.

[Harrison Barnes]

If you think the. The conversation around the transfer portal is bad in sports. If most people in media actually knew how transient women's college basketball has become. I want to like the team that I fell in love with, the Miami University. The University of Miami Hurricanes women's basketball team is totally different from two years ago. There isn't a single holdover there. Miami's men's basketball team, totally new team. Next year. Juju, while I have you. I know part of your job here is that you scan the Internet. There was something that popped up on my feed that left my mouth agape, because you and I, we're in similar ages and we grew up listening to Sean Paul. And anytime Sean Paul comes up, anybody at a bar just goes Sean DePaul. It's. It's, you know, someone goes again, Shonda Paul. Did you know that he's not actually saying Shanda Paul?

[Tony]

No, no, I did not know that.

[Harrison Barnes]

I have a video. Crank that video.

[Greg Cody]

How did it become Shanda Paul?

[Shigaray Chanderpaul]

There's a famous cricketer in Trinidad, Shigarayam Chanderpalm. Everybody was like, chandapal. And yo, that name stuck. And then I just started to say it on intros and met the dude, Chandapal, years later. And he's like, yo. But yeah, big up to Shigaray and Chandapal now.

[Harrison Barnes]

I checked the date on this to make sure I wasn't getting April fooled. It was in March, and I reached out to the person that did this video. Dan Zabs. Courtesy of Dan Zabs. And I'm like, are you fooling me here? Is this real? He's like, it's legit. He's not saying Shonda Paul. He's saying a cricket player by the name of Chanderpal.

[Tony]

Oh, my God. I have learned something new today. Thank you for that information, man.

[Harrison Barnes]

I've been wrong ever since public service.

[Dan]

What are you eating?

[Harrison Barnes]

We all learned a new word. Oscill.

[Jessica]

Grave danger.