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Dan Le Batard
All right, Smirnoff. Official vodka of the NFL. World's number one vodka. Chris, Cody, you're with me here.
Greg Cody
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Tony
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
I'm gonna ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food?
Tony
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
That's your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food?
Tony
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the wings, the dip again. Smirnoff. Smirnoff belongs in that mix. Because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need Smirnoff. Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing it since 1864, which is. I don't even want to do the math. It's a long time. It's like when Greg Cody was born. They're award winning, they make cocktails super easy, and they're all about bringing fans together. So, yeah, we do game days. That's their thing. And if you're over 21, you. You should too. Why, Chris?
Tony
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
Grab a bottle of Smirnoff at your local retailer and head to smirnoff.com to find recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game day.
Juju
Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
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Greg Cody
Zaz, you see what's for lunch?
Thai food.
Dan Le Batard
Orange chicken.
Tony
You guys crushed those pork? Those pork breakfast things got crushed by you guys.
Greg Cody
Chicharones.
Juju
Those were good.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I love those.
Juju
Close to bacon.
Dan Le Batard
I would bathe in that green sauce.
Juju
Hell yeah. Look at that Thai food.
Tony
You don't.
Dan Le Batard
No, I don't. Believe it or not.
Juju
Save some that sushi.
Dan Le Batard
Go ahead, guys. Start without us.
Tony
We already did.
Dan Le Batard
No, I'm Talking about our crew eating.
Tony
Oh my God, they are crushing you. We're not gonna be able to get any of that. Look at that. Look at those grazers. They always get out there early. And then what's left after when we get out there, there's nothing left.
Greg Cody
Hey, please leave that imitation crab wrapped in asparagus. Need that.
Tony
Juju is here now. We will get to him in a second. Right before we get to him though, I just want to put in front of you guys an email I've just gotten. Good morning. It says with an exclamation point. You all should have been contacted regarding your incoming ballots from the Heisman Trophy. Your login credentials will be coming Friday. You will need to have ballots in by 5pm this Monday. Thanks and happy voting. I am not ready to vote for the High.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah you are. You're voting for Malachi.
Tony
Tony, I'm not ready to do this yet. I can't do this yet. I've got a Cuban in Indiana who's got my attention. I can't. I can't ignore a Cuban quarterback in Indiana, can I?
Juju
Ruben Baines.
Dan Le Batard
Malarkey Bain, Spain, whatever you are.
Tony
Mallock, Tony and what you called him.
Greg Cody
That only is a joke of sweat rolling down Dan's forehead when he has to decide between two Hispanic quarterbacks.
Tony
It's going to be really hard. You guys got any suggestions for me? Any. Any recommendations?
Dan Le Batard
You're like the Greg Cody now of hall of fame ballot.
Juju
Drew.
Greg Cody
Meg, are you going to be watching that Big ten title game to help you like two. You got two quarterbacks that are odds on like in that top three and saying and Mendoza Pavia is making everyone sad that Vanderbilt's not making it because they like Pavia. That's a nice little treat there for Vanderbilt if they have a Heisman trophy winner that's as big as a nag.
Tony
Am I going to be alone if I give mester maker a vote? Am I going to end up alone?
Dan Le Batard
I would bet there's people who will give him like bottom of their ballot votes. I mean he leads the country in passing and you get the free vote.
Tony
It's not bottom of the ballot.
Dan Le Batard
Right. That's what I mean. In that third vote I would think he'll ranking them though.
Greg Cody
No.
Tony
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Yes. He'll get some third place votes. I would bet he's. He's at the top of the list statistically in like every category.
Greg Cody
Your top three needs to be all Latin guys. All right. It's got to be Mendoza, Pavia and Jacob Rodriguez. From Texas Tech. What are we doing?
Tony
Malaki, you referred to him as Malachi. And you just referred to him as Reuben Baines.
Dan Le Batard
Malachi.
Juju
I deny saying it.
Tony
We have the sound right there.
Greg Cody
You three Latinos, Dan, don't overthink this.
Dan Le Batard
That's AI.
Tony
All right, juju is here. And we've got polls to update. We've got listener constructive criticism. But let's start with top 10 most disloyal moves that JuJu can think of. Top 10 most disloyal sports moves. What are you laughing about? Juju.
Juju
Yes, sir. I appreciate you having me, man. Always good to be here. Happy holidays. But yeah, man, the. The Chris Paul move, man, it was such a disloyal move on the surface. So I couldn't help but make a top 10 disloyal list of all time in sports history that I can think of. Listener, don't beat my door down any.
Tony
Oli, are you. 10's a lot. So you've got 10 of them. We're going to start with number 10. Or you got Olis.
Juju
Oli. My brother Jason Taylor leaves to go to the Jets.
Dan Le Batard
It's going to be a good list like that.
Juju
Yeah, he made up for it. He returned. But hey, we never forget. Oh, also, Oli. Theo Epstein goes to the Chicago Cubs.
Dan Le Batard
It's a name.
Juju
Grew up in Boston.
Yes, sir. This scares people in Boston these days, too. Last Oli, Jimmy Butler in that whole heat snafu from last year. What was that?
Tony
It's a good start. You got 10 better than all of those. All right, let's see what we got.
Juju
Oh, yeah. Number 10, Bill Belichick, hired by the jets and announced his resigned resignation the.
Tony
Same day on a napkin. Wrote it down on a napkin.
Juju
Number nine, the MLB to Pete Rose. My brother bet on himself. Come on, man. He put his money away. His mouth was. Get off his back.
Johnny Damon leaves the Boston Red Sox to go down south to New York.
Tony
South of Boston. Number seven.
Juju
We got to get through these fast ass. No time for talking. My boy got that look in his eyes. Katie to the Warriors.
Tony
Number six.
Juju
Number six, Pete Carroll leaves USC and Reggie Bush hanging.
Lane Kiff in the usc.
The Clippers, what they just did to Chris Paul slides in right number.
Tony
Put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Did you know that New York was south of Boston? Number three.
Juju
And number two, Urban Meyer leaves Florida for health reasons and signs with Ohio State next year.
Dan Le Batard
That was a big one.
Juju
Good one.
Tony
I think we skipped number three. We might be moving too fast.
Juju
Take lsu. We'll just go Lankiff of lsu. You feel me at number one. The most disloyal thing that ever happened in sports. To the sanctity of sports. Tanya Harding on Nicole. Nancy Kerrigan. What the hell was that?
Greg Cody
Salute.
Tony
No Billy to the ringer. And no Carlos Boozer steals from a blind owner.
Dan Le Batard
Second time the Clippers could have been on that list with Blake Griffin signing a five year, 100, what, $20 million contract and getting shipped to Detroit seven months later.
Greg Cody
Juju. If anybody on this show cares about boxing world titles, it might be you. Terence Crawford has been stripped of his WBC super middleweight world title that he won against Canelo Alvarez due to unpaid sanctioning fees.
Juju
Yeah, and I have never been a bigger fan of Terence Crawford than today. You gonna tell me I gotta pay for these belts? I don' to whoop somebody for. Oh, no, these are mine. These are big daddies and they're staying home. You can charge them what you want to. You can name whoever you want to name the channel the champion, but everybody know discretion know what's going on. So salute to Terence Crawford for sure.
Tony
What is that all about? Can you give me any more information on that? Is that something that's common, like the. The stripping. The. The stripping of titles based on not being willing to pay fees.
Juju
Right. I think it was somewhere around like 300, 000, something like that. Yeah, three. Yeah, 300.
The WBC sanctioning fee. I mean, I guess that's wild.
Greg Cody
It looks like Deshaun Watson might play football this season. Have fun with that.
Juju
Yep.
Greg Cody
Been designated for return to practice, so.
Juju
No, can't wait.
Tony
Well, what is h. What is happening there?
Greg Cody
Like, kick the tire, see what you have in the. The war horse.
Tony
No, Roy, I'm not certain if that's a sound that's coming out of you right now or if that's a sound from before. I can't totally tell. It's the sound I saw you making while Greg Cody was doing his impassioned post game speech yesterday.
Greg Cody
I woke up this morning, I'm like, you know what's missing from the national discourse? Does Sean Watson start?
Tony
We have some constructive criticism from the listeners today. What do you have for us in the way of constructive criticism?
Juju
Yes, sir. You guys are perfect. I. I'm done telling y', all, which I should be better at. I feel like that's lame as hell. Who am I? The. The. The lame police, like, you know what I mean? The constructive man. So I'm gonna start listening and trusting the audience especially. I'm gonna start with myself. I'm gonna lead by example. Let's see what my boy. My boy Fonz Mike says, please stop laughing so much during your segment. It makes it damn near unlistenable. And you know what, Mike Fonz? I'm gonna stop laughing as much when I come on here. It's a thing that black people do. We code switch, we see some caucus mountains. And then we'd be like, oh, sir. And so I turn into that every single time I come on this show, bruh. And so I'm gonna do a better job of just being my authentic ghetto self. And I got you, Mike Fonz. Salute to you, brother.
Tony
I believe this segment began with me asking you, what are you laughing about, Juju?
Before we got to the concert, it.
Dan Le Batard
Was first thing that you said then.
Tony
Do you have.
Juju
But, yeah, I'm gonna get better at it. Look, I'm working progress. You. You feel me? I'm gonna try my best because I know. I know how it be. Especially y' all that listen to an audio product. And here comes Chuckle over here laughing at his own damn top 10 list. I feel y'.
Tony
All. Do you have any advice that you have to share in general? Because I'm always finding your advice valuable. Born.
Juju
Yes, sir, man. And it's holiday season. A lot of kids around the world now, little boys and little girls can take part in the illustrious sport of football. And I know that people know, parents know how rare it is for you to get a job in the NFL, especially as a. A little black kid in the ghetto trying to come up, make your way. You got to be really good. So here's my advice. As good as your son or daughter ears at playing quarterback, running back, wide receiver, man. Also, give them a trade after practice, send them over there with the punters in middle school and start punting early. Get you some field goal tries in. Try to get your field goal game up early. Because, hey, them jobs, as you see on TV these days, you can get one of those if you just stay consistent from middle school on. So, yeah, all my black kids out there ain't nothing wrong with being a punter, man. Punters get paid. You did so. Yeah, right.
Tony
Put it on the poll, juju, please. At LeBatard show, all my black kids out there. Is there anything wrong with being a punter? Yeah, I'm not ready.
Greg Cody
What are you doing?
Tony
It's a good question. Let's update those polls at Le Bizard Show. What do you got?
Juju
Did you know that the MLS Cup Final is this Saturday?
78% of the audience says, no, they did not. Damn. Did you know that Inner Miami are the herons?
85% of the audience says no, they did not.
Did you know that Vancouver's soccer team is called the white caps? 51% of the audience says yes, they did.
A big brain on these white cap fans. Are herons, ibises and cranes basically the same thing?
83% of the audience says yes, they are.
Sh. Mina Kimes and Ben Solick just handle the college football playoff rankings. 81% of the audience says yes, they should. Is a piece of pizza. No, no, no, no, no. If a piece of pizza is walking, is the crust the head or the feet?
86% of the audience says yes because I messed up that poll.
Dan Le Batard
Either way. You could call it crustopher Walker.
Juju
And Jeremy's back.
Tony
Hold on a second. Let me see.
Juju
Hold on a second.
Tony
That's crazy.
Juju
My bad, Jeremy. I tried. Who was more terrified this weekend, Young Ho Cool's holder or Matt Stafford when he was hydroplaning? 79 of the audience says young Ho Cools holder.
Is. Is it kind of tough?
90 of the audience says yes, it is.
Greg Cody
Yep.
Juju
And last. Oh, no. Two more polls. Have you failed at life if you're referred to as the puke cannon guy? Come on, guys. 86 to the percent of the audience says yes. I'm here to say no, you're not. It don't matter if you're a puke cannon guy. The garbage man. You, sir, are valuable. And you better hold that puke cannon, my brother. You got a good job. Last poll. In a fight, do you need to be wary of the guy with the hairy shoulders?
92% of the audience says yes. And those are your posts.
Dan Le Batard
Juju, where do you fall in the pizza debate? Is he standing up? Is the crust. The head is the crust, the leg.
Tony
He walks on four legs, he slides.
Dan Le Batard
Is the crust the head of the legs? Yes.
Tony
It doesn't walk. The pizza does not walk upright.
Juju
Yes, it does look right. You got him doing.
Tony
Oh, that proves it.
Juju
Yeah, that proves it right there. I'm looking at it.
Dan Le Batard
Clearly. The crust up top, it's like a nice. It's like his hair.
Juju
Yeah, right. Nice box, man. The one on the right's got no arms.
Greg Cody
Bit of news. The Chiefs Cowboys Thanksgiving day game achieved a record 57.2 million viewers. It is now considered the most watched regular season game ever. And this part's gnarly, beating the previous record by 36%.
Tony
I mean, 57 million is an insane number.
Greg Cody
Like, that's if it peaked with 61.3.
Tony
Million viewers at one point, that's half a Super Bowl. Like, that's what the super bowl does. Like, that's half of what the super bowl does. A regular season game. That's just. Wow, that is crazy juju. Thank you, sir. Good talking to you. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
Juju
Yes, sir. Rest in peace. Eldon Campbell, we love you.
This lively episode features Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Tony, and JuJu Gotti engaging in their unique blend of sports analysis, pop-culture banter, and interactive discussions. Broadcast from Miami, the "Three Latinos" postgame show showcases the crew's chemistry as they debate top sports stories, listener polls, and indulge in JuJu Gotti's "Top 10 Most Disloyal Sports Moves." As always, humor, tangents, and audience interaction are central, peppered with regional flavor and authentic personalities.
JuJu’s list is both comedic and sharp, highlighting notorious betrayals in sports history:
Conclusion
This freewheeling episode is vintage Le Batard Show — blending irreverent sports commentary, on-air chemistry, direct engagement with their audience, and the authentic, unvarnished voice of JuJu Gotti. Listeners get both laughs and insight, from the complexities of sports loyalty to the value of being yourself, whether on a podcast or in a punting clinic.