Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Tight End U
Release Date: July 18, 2025
1. Upcoming UFC 318 and MMA Hangout Promotion [01:38 - 02:43]
The episode kicks off with a promotion for UFC 318, highlighting the highly anticipated trilogy fight between Dustin Poirier and Max Holloway. Roy enthusiastically announces:
"Over the weekend we've got UFC 318, Dustin Poirier's final dance in New Orleans in Louisiana. His trilogy against Max Holloway." [01:38]
Mike chimed in with his perspective on the current state of UFC:
"I've gone a couple cards without watching them. UFC, I think, to me, is in a dip." [02:24]
This segment sets the stage for the show's focus on sports, particularly combat sports, emphasizing the dynamics and fan expectations around major events.
2. Roy’s Quest to Join College Football as a Tight End [03:07 - 10:34]
A significant portion of the episode revolves around Roy's endeavor to return to college football. He discusses reaching out to a general manager through the show, aiming to secure a tryout for a Division 3 (D3) tight end position.
Roy explains his situation:
"D3 is for anyone who wants to play football." [03:07]
He collaborates with teammates Mike and Tony, who offer support and strategies to enhance his prospects. Tony suggests training Roy to improve his skills:
"Let me train you. Give me a month to train your routes, and then we can do a workout and let Dominique decide." [04:15]
The conversation delves into the challenges Roy faces due to his age and previous athletic pursuits, with humorous exchanges about his readiness and physical condition:
"How old are you now?"
"33."
"That's a little old, but it is. You still got enough left in the tank." [04:38]
Roy's determination is evident as he outlines his plans to attend tight end camps and prepare for tryouts, showcasing the camaraderie and supportive dynamics among the hosts.
3. Athletic Aspirations and Training Anecdotes [10:34 - 16:46]
The discussion transitions into lighter topics about training and athletic ambitions. Tony humorously contemplates transforming Roy into a tight end within a short timeframe:
"I can turn him into a tight end. You give me a month and he will look like you'll be able to see that." [08:55]
Roy and Tony brainstorm practical steps for Roy’s transition, including arranging workouts and involving family members in his training regimen. Kristen adds to the banter with observations about their athletic pursuits:
"I come in today and Frankie, our security guard, like the two of them, Frankie's like showing me his biceps and how strong he is." [07:08]
This segment highlights the hosts' playful interactions and mutual support as they navigate Roy's athletic dreams.
4. Top Five Childhood Memories – A Nostalgic Journey [11:05 - 16:46]
Shifting gears, the show delves into a heartfelt segment where Roy shares his Top Five Things He Misses from His Childhood, spanning the late '90s and early 2000s. This nostalgic journey touches on both fond and challenging memories, providing a relatable and engaging narrative for listeners.
Key Memories Discussed:
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Dial-Up Internet and Limewire: Roy reminisces about the anticipation of connecting to the internet and the experience of downloading music illegally:
"I miss downloading music illegally. Limewire." [11:58]
Mike adds his own memories of imperfect downloads:
"I spent 90 minutes trying to download this song. And why is... the screen blue?" [12:01]
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Buying Tickets in Person: The hosts reflect on the old-school method of purchasing event tickets without the convenience fees of modern apps:
"I used to do that for, like, games. I'd save... and then they started charging me a convenience fee." [14:23]
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Home Phones and Landlines: Roy shares moments of adolescence involving landline calls, contrasted with today's mobile-centric communication:
"I miss a good home phone. Like a landline." [14:47]
Mike humorously recalls the anxiety of speaking to a friend's parent:
"I miss being a teenager, calling my friend's house to see if he's home, and then talking to the weird dad." [15:04]
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Quarterback Coin Toss Rituals: Nostalgia extends to playful traditions like tossing coins during football games:
"I would be in the passenger seat... throw this in the... and then it goes." [15:40]
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Smoking Sections in Restaurants: Roy details memories of dining experiences where smoking was segregated, juxtaposed with today’s smoke-free environments:
"I remember Heat. Watching a Heat Knicks playoff game there. 99." [16:12]
Mike questions the timeline, reflecting on the decline of smoking areas:
"When did smoking sections go away in South Florida?" [16:35]
This segment not only evokes a sense of nostalgia but also opens up discussions about how far society has come in terms of technology and social norms.
5. Concluding Remarks [16:38 - 16:46]
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts wrap up the nostalgic segment with reflections on past experiences, reinforcing the bond among them and with their audience.
Notable Quotes:
- "D3 is for anyone who wants to play football." – Roy [03:07]
- "I've gone a couple cards without watching them. UFC, I think, to me, is in a dip." – Mike [02:24]
- "Let me train you. Give me a month to train your routes, and then we can do a workout and let Dominique decide." – Tony [04:15]
- "I miss downloading music illegally. Limewire." – Roy [11:58]
Conclusion:
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts blend sports discussions with personal stories, creating an engaging and multifaceted narrative. From the anticipation of UFC 318 to Roy's passionate attempt to rejoin college football, and a heartfelt trip down memory lane, the show offers listeners a rich tapestry of conversations that resonate on both professional and personal levels.