Postgame Show: Top 5 Chris Cote Blunders (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Top 5 Chris Cote Blunders (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Release Date: April 21, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Show

The episode kicks off with the hosts—Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Chris Cody, and JuJu Gotti—diving straight into their signature comedic banter from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami. Skipping the usual advertisements and intros, the hosts quickly engage listeners with high energy and humor.

2. Top 5 Chris Cody Blunders

The centerpiece of the episode revolves around compiling and discussing the top five blunders made by Chris Cody. This segment is both entertaining and self-deprecating, highlighting Chris's humorous missteps.

• Blunder Compilation: Chris Cody attempts to present his blunders but stumbles repeatedly, adding to the comedic effect.

  • At [02:26], Chris jokes:
    Chris Cody: "Do you know how hard it is to be lamer than the man who has a son who ran around the theater with a rotisserie chicken on his head?"

• Juju's Input: JuJu discusses his own blunders, such as mispronouncing words and awkward interactions.

  • At [07:02], JuJu shares:
    Juju Gotti: "Number five, this is me talking about Tyron Smith's hands. It was this. It looked so small."

• Dan’s Observations: Dan adds to the list with his top five annoying things, intertwining personal anecdotes and humorous complaints.

  • At [09:17], Dan lists:
    Dan Le Batard: "Number five, when someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one thing. Just take a breath and send one big text message."

3. Sports Discussions and Insights

The hosts delve into various sports topics, blending analysis with humor.

• Jeff Van Gundy and the Nuggets: JuJu elaborates on coach Jeff Van Gundy's strategies with the Denver Nuggets, emphasizing his proactive approach on the court.

  • At [01:40], JuJu explains:
    Juju Gotti: "Jeff Van Gundy is going to grab the ball, slow down these Nuggets, and focus on action."

• Missoula and Jason Tatum: A humorous take on Celtics fan Missoula's reaction to Jason Tatum's injury.

  • At [03:15], Dan remarks:
    Dan Le Batard: "Missoula screamed, get up. He's just an all-around crazy man. Like, I done tried to fire him four, five times."

• Halliburton and Damian Lillard (Dame): The discussion touches on the tension between teammate Buddy Hield (Halliburton) and Damian Lillard, highlighting their on-court dynamics.

  • At [03:15], Chris Cody notes:
    Chris Cody: "What did you think of the Halliburton Dame thing?"

4. Annoying Habits and Daily Frustrations

The hosts share personal pet peeves, resonating with the audience's everyday frustrations.

• Phrase Annoyances: A lively debate on the annoyance of responding with "you're welcome" instead of simpler replies.

  • At [05:37], Dan states:
    Dan Le Batard: "When you say 'you're welcome,' it just feels a little tanky. Like, oh, as a matter of fact, I don't need to thank you."

• Ketchup Bottle Design: Frustration over the design of ketchup bottles where water comes out before the ketchup.

  • At [10:07], Dan complains:
    Dan Le Batard: "When you go to squirt ketchup and the water comes out before the ketchup. It's right between the eyes."

• Chatty Uber Drivers: Annoyance with Uber drivers who overstep by asking too many questions during the ride.

  • At [10:15], Chris agrees:
    Chris Cody: "Chatty, chatty Uber drivers."

5. Audience Polls and Engagement

Interactive audience polls provide insight into common experiences and opinions.

• Toothache While Eating Bacon:
  At [10:50], Dan shares poll results:
  Dan Le Batard: "If you're chewing bacon while complaining about a toothache, 79% of the audience says no, you do not have a toothache."

• Wi-Fi Dependency:
  At [11:08], Dan reveals:
  Dan Le Batard: "If your Wi-Fi doesn't work for an entire weekend, 90% of the audience says, yes, you are."

• Notary Annoyance:
  At [13:45], Dan discusses:
  Dan Le Batard: "75% of the audience says yes, notaries are obnoxious."

6. Live Sports Event Reactions

Dan shares his experiences attending a Knicks vs. Pistons game in New York, highlighting the intense atmosphere at Madison Square Garden.

• At [11:23], Dan reminisces:
  Dan Le Batard: "I was in New York over the weekend, went to the Knicks vs. Pistons game. That crowd is crazy."

7. Promotions and Giveaways

Although primarily focusing on content, the episode includes brief promotions related to upcoming events and merchandise.

• Alley Oop Segment: Encourages listeners to leave voicemails for a chance to be featured on the show.

  • At [15:08], Dan promotes:
    Dan Le Batard: "Check out the Alley Ooping. Call 650-JUJU and leave your message."

8. Closing Remarks

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the day's discussions, maintaining their trademark humor and camaraderie.

• At [15:39], JuJu humorously warns:
  Juju Gotti: "I'm not sure we have time for this."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Chris Cody on Embarrassment:
  [02:26]
  Chris Cody: "Do you know how hard it is to be lamer than the man who has a son who ran around the theater with a rotisserie chicken on his head?"

• Dan on Annoying Texts:
  [09:17]
  Dan Le Batard: "Number five, when someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one thing."

• Juju on Halliburton and Dame:
  [03:18]
  Juju Gotti: "Halliburton hit a big shot and then went to his wrist and did the game time. The Dame time."

• Chris Cody on Chatty Drivers:
  [10:15]
  Chris Cody: "Chatty, chatty Uber drivers."

Conclusion

This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz masterfully blends humor, sports analysis, and relatable frustrations, all while spotlighting Chris Cody's amusing blunders. The hosts' dynamic interactions and audience engagement create an entertaining and insightful listening experience, making it a must-listen for fans of the show and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Chris Cody]

Let'S begin here. Chris Cody has finally found this up. What happened now you don't. You're trying to push me off getting to this sound.

[Juju]

Yeah, I guess there's breaking. Juju's got some breaking news for us. We can't get to that sound yet. It's weird.

[Dan]

You know, I have the most current breaking news of current breaking news every time I drop it. But breaking news. Cooper flag has submitted his name to the NBA draft. Back to you, Chris. Oh, man.

[Juju]

Shocking.

[Chris Cody]

Okay. It's too bad we couldn't immediately get to you stumbling in the last hour. Let's hear if your most latest your.

[Juju]

Can we give the context?

[Chris Cody]

What is the context?

[Juju]

The context here is I'm talking about Jeff van Gundy talking to his players in the meeting how, hey, if this ball comes to me, I'm going to grab it. I'm going to try to slow down these nuggets and I'm going to be about that action. So that was what I was trying to say and this is how it came out. And he had to, he had to let. He had to be about that talk. It couldn't just be about what am I trying to say here?

[Dan]

He had.

[Juju]

He's about that action. And he had to. He had to let. He had to be about that talk. It couldn't just be about what am I trying to say here?

[Dan]

He had.

[Juju]

He's about that action. See, with the context, I knew what I was trying to do. That's not.

[Dan]

That's. We've.

[Juju]

I've done way worse than that. He had to be about that talk. Oh, man.

[Chris Cody]

Do you know how hard it is to be lamer than the man who has a son who ran around the theater with a rotisserie chicken on his head?

[Juju]

See, to me, this one's way worse. Pablo, you and three other people. Your dream.

[Chris Cody]

My mouth dream watering.

[Juju]

Living or dead. Oh, God.

[Chris Cody]

Put together a top five, Chris Cody stumbles for me before the end of the set. Yeah, before the end of the show. Chris, please just put that together. Juju. Missoula, did you have any thoughts on the way we talked about Missoula? You're a Celtics fan, and I don' think we were terribly respectful.

[Dan]

You feel me? Salute to Missoula. Did y'all see when Jason Tatum got hurt? Missoula screamed, get up. He's just an all around crazy man. Like, I done tried to fire him four, five times. Just like Eagles fans try to fire Sirianni when stuff goes wrong. You love him when he's doing right, but you hate him when he's doing slightly wrong. Yeah, I mean, y'all put the proper respect on Missoula's name. Slightly throw it off, but hey, NBA champion, baby.

[Chris Cody]

What did you think of the Halliburton Dame thing?

[Dan]

Yeah, I think y'all forgot that. Remember last season during the play in tournament, Halliburton hit a big shot and then went to his wrist and did the game time. The Dame time. That's where the beef originated. So since then, Dame ain't really saw that boy too. I mean, he ain't got the best ideas of the Halliburton or the Halliburton family. So he's waiting to get that get back. But you can't be out there wanting out there smoking some capri pants dang like you got. You got to wait till the game come on. And don't do that, all that talking when you ain't even suited up.

[Chris Cody]

The sweater is lovely though, but it seems too colorful for the interaction. The sweater. I don't think I have this wrong. You can be in a nice sweater. It can't be that colorful a sweater, though. It can be a beautiful sweater. I think you have to. You have to refrain. That's the line that dame is crossing there. He's talking trash in too colorful a sweater.

[Dan]

Right? You came on smoking that colorful ass sweater, bro. Like that's date night material. You Feel me? Looking good, though. Dan. Salute.

[Jeremy]

He wanted to show he had the Louis V on, though. That's why Dan, he's got to make sure what's got the biggest Vuitton on it. I'm gonna put that on. And then he's got the kung Fu Kenny pants on, which are crazy.

[Chris Cody]

Jeremy, can you look up. I'm sure you can look up the price of that sweater. I'm sure it's a very expensive sweater. Juju, do you have any of the thought. Any thoughts today on any of the lists? Any of the top five lists? Anything else today?

[Dan]

Oh, yes. New guys was making the top five annoying things list, so I made my own top five annoying things list with a couple of Olis. You feel me?

[Chris Cody]

All right. What kind of annoying things? What's the context?

[Dan]

Oli? NBA games ending at 1am Eastern Time. Come on, brother. I gotta get up and go to work at 8am and here we are still Shay Gillis Alexander at the free throw line. It's like, come on, guys. Another right. Another Oli. This is kind of one of a picky. Oli, someone's saying you're welcome. After I say thank you, you can say, no problem. You feel me? But when you say you're welcome, it feels like just a little. Yeah, just a little. I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's just me. It's my list. Make your own list. If you got a problem, you don't.

[Chris Cody]

Want to be welcomed in that situation. I'm thanking you and that's enough. Don't welcome me to anything. It's enough. I don't need welcoming. We're okay. We can end our relationship and thank you.

[Dan]

Yeah. Or if you say. When you say thank you to me, I'd be like, oh, man, no problem, man. Don't mention it. But when you say you're welcome, it just feels a little tanky. Like, oh, as a matter of fact, I don't. Thank you.

[Jeremy]

How about a little strong?

[Chris Cody]

Okay. To welcome you to what, though? You're. You're welcome to.

[Jeremy]

To watch to these hands right here, buddy. Say it again.

[Chris Cody]

I don't understand why it escalated to that.

[Jeremy]

That's what it feels like.

[Juju]

That's what you're saying.

[Jeremy]

It feels like you're saying you're welcome to me. Like, if I have to say something back to you, I got nothing else to say.

[Chris Cody]

Okay, very good. I don't know why such a nice thing turns into your hands right here. I don't know.

[Jeremy]

Doing two for One, by the way.

[Dan]

Right? Another Oli. The airport. The airport announcer microphone being too low. I'm like, did I just get an upgrade? Was that me? I don't know. I'm trying to.

[Chris Cody]

How is this not better after all of these years? How is the airplane microphone situation? Still a shitty pilot talking into a tin can.

[Dan]

Right? Last. Oh, a live a little kid running around the movie theater that I just paid my hard earned money with. A rotisserie chicken.

[Juju]

Right?

[Dan]

Chicken jockey.

[Chris Cody]

That's right. That's right. I am ashamed of you, your parents. I'm ashamed of your kid. I'm ashamed of your ancestors soiling the.

[Dan]

Good name of Zaslow.

[Chris Cody]

Your descendants. Chris Cody. Do you have a top five list? Top five Most embarrassing Chris Cody screw up.

[Juju]

This is brutal.

[Chris Cody]

Number three.

[Juju]

Reliving these. Number five. This is me talking about Tyron Smith's hands.

[Chris Cody]

Chris, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

[Juju]

I got Tyrod. Tyron Taylor. Tyron Smith. I'm sorry. They were talking back here, so they were making me a little nervous.

[Dan]

Don't make excuses.

[Juju]

Tyron Smith holding a football in his hands. It was this. It looked so small.

[Chris Cody]

That's five. Wow, you limped in with that ever. That's number five.

[Jeremy]

Who is that? That's not Chris Cody. Who is that?

[Juju]

I don't really have time to worry about this guy. Who is that guy?

[Chris Cody]

Number four.

[Juju]

Here's me screwing up, trying to say karaoke.

[Mike Ryan]

Don't drag me into this. This is a beef between two guys. Leave it to the amateurs to battle this one out.

[Dan]

Sir, are you in a karaok? Speak.

[Juju]

I mean, they used to call me Chris Karaoke.

[Chris Cody]

That back road.

[Juju]

I was really supposed to say Carrie Cody, but I just said carry number three. Number three. This is me screwing up A Few Good Men. What about A Few Good Men? Cody, do you know what that is? Yes. Do you know who directed that? Oh, no. I just isn't that. They're always like, I. You can't handle the truth. I thought it was. I couldn't. And I was like, this next one, I don't even really remember. It's me screwing up Chick fil a joke during a Brad Stevens interview. So my favorite fries are Chick fil a Waffle fries.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

There you go. Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Juju]

Chick fil a is gonna be mad.

[Chris Cody]

Chick fil a is in trouble.

[Juju]

You dip them in the sauce, right? Brad, you have to.

[Chris Cody]

Chick fil a sauce.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

Chris, Therapy couch. Get out of here.

[Juju]

Chris, I just.

[Chris Cody]

What?

[Juju]

I thought I was celebrating it. I said that Chick Fil a would be mad at him even though he said a good thing about Chick Fil a.

[Chris Cody]

Number one.

[Juju]

Number one, this is me. Did we get to Fizdale yet? Here's me screwing up something with David Fizdale.

[Mike Ryan]

Shane Battier is gone and Dwyane Wade goes. I'm not sure what's going on with the culture.

[Juju]

Sinking ship. They realize Riley. I mean, spo's never leaving. You know, I feel like what's his name had a. Exactly. Keep going. Just keep fight through it.

[Chris Cody]

No, let's just end the segment right there.

[Juju]

I found it at the end. Fizdale.

[Chris Cody]

Fine for me. You trying to read the time that we overheard you trying to read Cheats and Giggles.

[Juju]

Yeah, I'm looking for that one. Sheets and Giggles.

[Chris Cody]

Let's update some polls, Juju.

[Dan]

Okay, cool. We'll get to my top five another time.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, wait a minute. No, I thought. Did we not get to number one? I'm sorry, did we not get to number one? I thought.

[Jeremy]

Oh, lies.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, Jesus.

[Juju]

I thought that was the top five.

[Chris Cody]

My bad. I'm sorry. I thought. I thought we'd already started the list. Go ahead.

[Dan]

I'm sorry. I'm very long winded today. I speed through these. Number five. When someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one one thing, like, just take a beat, take a breath. Send me one big text messages. Don't text me. Hey. Don't text me. Hey.

[Chris Cody]

Strong.

[Dan]

Agree. Yeah. Number four, when you go to squirt to ketchup and the ketchup water comes out before the catch up.

[Chris Cody]

Putting together.

[Dan]

Here right between the eyes. Number three, Uber drivers that won't stop asking questions. Jesus.

[Chris Cody]

Chatty, chatty Uber drivers.

[Dan]

You don't hear for the.

[Juju]

You don't get the condiment juice in any other thing. Why is it just in ketchup? Is there like.

[Chris Cody]

Is there? And relish.

[Mike Ryan]

Yes.

[Juju]

You're wrong about everything. Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Number two, Rent.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, rent is enough. That's right.

[Dan]

That's correct, brother. I just got paid. Now you want it back from it already?

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Can't get a foot ahead. Let's just get a foot ahead. And number one, David Sampson.

[Chris Cody]

Okay, there we are.

[Dan]

It seems to be consensus no matter what. Let's get to the pose first poll. Do you really have a toothache? If you're chewing bacon while complaining about said toothache, 79% of the audience says no, you do not.

[Chris Cody]

It was crispy, crunchy bacon. It's not just bacon.

[Dan]

Are you proper bleeped. If your WI fi doesn't work for an entire weekend. 90% of the audience says, yes, they are.

[Chris Cody]

Dang. That seems like an unhealthy dependence to be reminded of in the middle of Zaslow's livestream.

[Dan]

It was a great stream too, by the way. I was in New York over the weekend, went to the Knicks vs. Pistons game campaign. Wow. Holy moly. You would have thought the gates of hell opened up whenever he hit those threes. I've never been to Madison Square going for a Knicks game. That crowd is crazy. Look at me, Louie.

[Chris Cody]

I am told, I'm told, by the way, that we're gonna have pop that campaign T shirts up on the website here at some point. I don't know whether we're allowed to do that or not. You didn't give a report from New York, though. Juju. They celebrated in. In New York as if they had really won something.

[Dan]

Yes. After the game, they were saying, we want Boston. I was like, come on, guys. You. You. You had a great run in the fourth quarter, but let's see what K. Cunningham has to say about game two. You feel me? What if they were to champ Orlando? That would have been crazy. But yeah, that was a good stream you had. Zlo.

[Juju]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Watching that. That Heat game, were you happy for me? Yeah, I was happy because I live in Atlanta. I don't want to see the Hawks, man. Like, come on. Stupid Hawks. Like, get out of here. Let's see the Heat, how far they can push it. Next poll. Do you know the symptoms of gout? 60 of the audience says, no, they do not. Damn. Have you ever had a paper cut? 97 of the audience says, yes, they have had a paperclip. Thank you.

[Juju]

Not a great day for me. I was like, that's solid, right?

[Chris Cody]

Jeremy, what happened? At one point, we were gonna play the game marlin or disease with somebody, and we ended up wandering too far our field. What.

[Dan]

What were.

[Chris Cody]

When were we gonna do that? With whom?

[Juju]

That was with Pablo. We were thinking about playing that game with him. Maybe we could bring it back with a guest tomorrow because we have some good ones in there. Dan, I don't know if you know the answer to this one, but Creutzfeld, Marlin or disease? Jacob? Creutzfeld.

[Chris Cody]

Disease.

[Dan]

I'm against marlin.

[Chris Cody]

Clearly it's something that.

[Juju]

Yeah, it's Creutzfeld Jakob disease. Damn, I got a bad case of Nardi.

[Dan]

Are notaries obnoxious?

[Jeremy]

He's just so cooked today. It's crazy.

[Dan]

75 of the audience says, yes, they are.

[Chris Cody]

Chris Cody went off on notaries today. Just took out the entire.

[Juju]

That was my best segment. I shine there. I feel good about that. I'm gonna go home and be like, honey, I had the notary segment.

[Jeremy]

She would say, what?

[Chris Cody]

Juju. Anything else?

[Dan]

Yes. Can you say you got someone tickets to an event if they still had to pay face value? 63% of the audience says, no, you.

[Chris Cody]

Cannot st. Everyone here agreed that Stugance had done someone a kindness by just simply setting him up with a broker.

[Dan]

Right? I thought, bro. I thought he had set up my boy. My wit. Great seats. Like, bro, put your wallet away. Your money's no good here. Style. My boy Mike still had to pay. Come on, man. You can't get into the microphone saying, I hooked him up neither here nor there. Did you have a friend that was too eager today to tell you that the Pope had died? 54 of the audience says, yes, they did have that friend, Tony blasphemy.

[Chris Cody]

But I'm just saying, a lot of the guys that did it, they don't.

[Juju]

Really care about the pope.

[Dan]

We care about the last poll. Last poll is whittingham great at the soccer stuff while sucking at everything else. 83 of the audience says, yes, he is and yes, he does. Damn, those are the polls. Before I get out of here, the alley oop is still going on. You feel me? Check out the alley ooping. If you want to call and leave a voicemail and get on the show the Alley Oop, call 650-JUJU now and leave your message and I will respond. You got to know.

[Chris Cody]

Let's just close it out here with the gymnastics dismount. Gymnastics dismount.

[Juju]

I'm not sure we have time for this.

[Chris Cody]

I'm getting of Chris Cody trying to read while we were watching him from another room and he didn't know we were watching. All right, don't edit it then, Mike.

[Juju]

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[Dan]

At.

[Juju]

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[Dan]

I'm not a.

[Juju]

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