Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Postgame Show: Top 5 Things JuJu Doesn't Think Should Be Smart (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Date: January 6, 2026
Location: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
Featured Guest: JuJu Gotti

Episode Overview

This Postgame Show features Dan, Stugotz, and JuJu Gotti sharing their trademark blend of sports banter, pop-culture commentary, and irreverent humor from Miami. The main segment is JuJu Gotti's "Top 5 Things That Shouldn’t Be Smart," a comedic take on the proliferation of "smart" technology. The episode also features classic Le Batard Show polls, audience tangents on sports figures, and a comedic, expanded "Stat of the Day" musical tradition.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Snoop Dogg’s Color Commentary & Role Model Status

• [00:20] JuJu opens by praising Snoop Dogg, discussing his live commentary during a Clippers-Warriors game:
  • "Snoop Dogg is a perfect example of a role model for us... He got his fingers in everything you did a yo... Snoop Dogg, role model. I salute you, big brother." — JuJu Gotti (00:20)
• JuJu aspires to Snoop’s multi-faceted, boundary-pushing career.

2. JuJu Gotti’s Top 5 Things That Shouldn’t Be Smart

Background:
JuJu is prompted by an encounter with a “smart wine pourer” that felt unnecessary, inspiring his list.

Audience Suggestion:

• Stugotz suggests (and JuJu affirms) that trash cans with electronic, motion-sensor lids are overkill vs. traditional foot pedals.
  • "We were fine with just the foot. The foot pedal thing pops up, goes right back down." — Stugotz (01:49)

JuJu’s Top 5 List

• #5: Smart Fork (02:08)
  • "Google it. It doesn't make no sense. I don't need my fork to be smart. Just jab and scoop." — JuJu Gotti (02:08)
• #4: Smart Egg Tray (02:42)
  • "It comes with wi-fi and a chip... to let you know when you low on eggs. I don't need all that, man. I can see." — JuJu Gotti (02:42)
• #3: Smart Door Locks (03:35)
  • Story about being locked out of a smart-apartment for hours due to electronic failure:
  • "One day my electric thing was out of order and I had to wait two hours... for the maintenance man with chicken and stuff from the grocery store. Give me a key, man." — JuJu Gotti (03:35)
• #2: Smart Refrigerator (04:24)
  • "Just close and get cold. I don't need no stock tips. I don't care what the weather is in Miami." — JuJu Gotti (04:24)
• #1: Smart Toilet (04:48)
  • "That's self explanatory, man. I got it. I got it, bro." — JuJu Gotti (04:48)
  • Dan pushes back, arguing that Japanese toilets are an exception, but defers to JuJu’s list.

Discussion Points:

• Skepticism and humor about over-engineered solutions.
• Social media poll suggestions to gauge audience agreement.

3. Stat of the Day: Epic Musical Tradition

A major recurring bit—this episode features the notorious, comedic "long version" of the Stat of the Day song, replete with inside jokes and Miami references.

• Memorable moment: Extended Stat of the Day introduction sequence (05:20-17:14), with both hosts and JuJu riffing, singing, and playfully goading the audience about its length.
• JuJu’s Stat of the Day:
  • "Garrett Wilson ended the season as the Jets leading receiver with 395 yards. He hasn't caught a ball since week six." — JuJu Gotti (17:35)
  • Dan follows with another Jets stat:
    • "The Jets are the first team in NFL history to go the entire season without an interception... and had an extra game to do it." — Dan (17:49)

4. Draymond Green & Player Control

• Draymond Green’s recent ejection: JuJu critiques Draymond's lack of self-awareness and willingness to change.
  • "Draymond definitely has a lot of work to do... Once I started to admit to myself that I could be a better person... I actually start growing. I think Draymond... ain't willing to listen to nobody." — JuJu Gotti (19:05)
• Discussion of Draymond’s “new media” persona and therapy efforts (20:50):
  • Dan and JuJu discuss Draymond’s therapy documentary, debating whether he’s sincere about personal growth.
  • Commentary on the difference between Dennis Rodman’s control versus Draymond’s public volatility.

5. Sports & Pop-Culture Polls

Le Batard transitions to their signature audience poll recap, blending sports and pop culture:

• Examples:
  • Is Turd Cartwheel a great name for a defensive coordinator? — 68% say yes. (23:01)
  • Does Greg Cody have control of anything in his marriage? — 95% say no. (23:24)
  • Is Antonio Brown going into the Hall of Fame? — 85% say no; discussion about merit, career length, and WR logjam. (24:03)
  • Is it stealing to take the grocery basket home like Lane Kiffin? — 92% say yes. (24:51)
  • Can Kevin Durant still hit a game-winning shot at 80? — 82% say yes. (25:29)
  • Is it fair to expect you to stay awake at a classical music concert? — 60% say no. (25:29)
  • Is Skyscraper one of the greatest action movies ever? — 91% say no. (27:21)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On smart tech:

  • "Just close and get cold. Clothes and get cold." — JuJu Gotti on smart refrigerators (04:24)
  • "The foot pedal was good enough. That's all we need." — Stugotz on trash cans (01:59)

• On Draymond Green:

  • "I think Draymond... ain't willing to listen to nobody. He called himself the new media and be doing the same stuff the other folks be doing." — JuJu Gotti (19:05)

• On Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame case:

  • "It's hard getting in as a wide receiver in that sport." — JuJu Gotti (24:25)

• On the infamous extended Stat of the Day segment:

  • "Always enjoy that. It's always good. I think the audience fast forwards for 12 minutes..." — Dan (17:14)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Snoop Dogg Commentary & Introduction: 00:20–00:56
• Upcoming Top 5 List & Trash Can Tangent: 01:04–02:08
• Top 5 Things JuJu Doesn’t Think Should Be Smart: 02:08–05:00
• Stat of the Day – Extended Musical Version: 05:20–17:35
• Actual Stat of the Day Delivered: 17:35–18:00
• Draymond Green, NBA Player Control, & Therapy Talk: 18:32–22:25
• Poll Results & Hall of Fame Wide Receivers: 23:01–27:21

Tone & Style

The episode’s energy is loose, playful, and driven by improvisational humor. JuJu’s storytelling and Dan’s dry, observational comedy set the mood, while the absurd "Stat of the Day" performance and audience polls provide both structure and recurring laughs. The language is colloquial, peppered with sports slang, and true to the personalities of the hosts.

For New Listeners

This episode is a classic example of the show’s unique blend of comedic sports analysis, cultural commentary, and group banter. New listeners will get a sense of JuJu’s comedic perspective, the LeBatard Show’s love of absurdity (as seen in their "Stat of the Day" musical), and a snapshot of how smart-tech anxieties mirror everyday frustrations—always framed with Miami-flavored personality and offbeat humor.