Postgame Show: Top 5 Weakest NBA Outfits In Recent History That JuJu Can Think Of (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Podcast: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Postgame Show: Top 5 Weakest NBA Outfits In Recent History That JuJu Can Think Of (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Date: February 19, 2026
Featured Guest: JuJu Gotti

Episode Overview

This lively postgame episode is anchored by JuJu Gotti’s signature blend of NBA analysis and pop-culture commentary, with a special focus on fashion disasters in the NBA. The crew celebrates the return of the NBA season, discusses player injuries, reacts to viral locker-room ‘fits, and delivers another hilarious round of poll results. The tone throughout is animated, irreverent, and full of friendly roast energy.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

NBA Parlay Picks & Return of the Season

[00:45 - 02:28]

• JuJu opens with betting tips for Thursday Thunder:
  • Picks for Sixers’ Dominic Barlow ("the kid has been on a tear"), Knicks’ OG Anunoby, Warriors’ Gui Santos, and Al Horford ("Let's go with my boy for over 7.5 points").
  • JuJu celebrates a recent betting win: “Sorry that was so long winded. I just feel great today after winning so big last night.” (JuJu, 02:24)
• Excitement about NBA's return:
  • JuJu looks forward to how the Cleveland Cavaliers will shake out: “It’s time to put up or shut up.” (02:36)
  • Emphasizes the importance of chemistry for teams like the Celtics, especially concerning injured stars: "Just hold on to it. Lay down all year. We got it this year. Take heat from Kyrie Irving..." (JuJu, 02:55)

Player Injury Management & Team Chemistry

[02:28 - 04:29]

• Debate on returning injured stars:
  • JuJu urges caution with Jason Tatum, comparing him to Kyrie Irving: "If you were a guy fighting for a contract, I would understand coming back early, but you're a valuable member and we got you locked in for the future. So take your time, bro." (JuJu, 04:18)
  • Co-hosts agree it’s challenging for Tatum to return to form this season.

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JuJu’s Top 5 Weakest NBA Outfits in Recent History

[04:32 - 07:47]

• JuJu introduces his hilarious “weakest outfits” list, inspired by David Samson’s questionable jacket:

  1. Darius Garland
     • "My boy went Yoda… may the forces be yours, looking ass." (JuJu, 04:43)
  2. Russell Westbrook (the Brody)
     • "My butt was showing boobs, man. Got that cleavage of underboob. Got milk looking ass." (JuJu, 05:11)
  3. James Harden
     • "Man, my boy went leather on short combo. Wow, Abuela looking ass." (JuJu, 05:20)
  4. Zion Williamson
     • "Freaky bull Williamson… He’s wearing chaps like a cowboy." (JuJu, 05:36)
     • “What is that pocket doing on your thigh, sir? Who placed—like, your honor, it was him.” (JuJu, 06:09)
  5. Trae Young ("Ice Triggery Trey")
     • "Started off so great at the top, but them shorts, sir, sir… If I was going to trade Luka Doncic and Trey Young pulled up in that short set… let’s check this Luka guy out." (JuJu, 06:26)
  6. Grady Dick
     • "My guy in the sequent turtle bro. My boy went sequent turtle… The jacket was stiff as all outdoors." (JuJu, 07:02)

• Notable banter/panel reactions:

  • “You can’t wear a turtleneck when you’re Zion.” (Co-host 1, 05:56)
  • “That is freak strap.” (Co-host 2, 06:04)
  • "That's that Shawn Michaels fit." (Home Depot Announcer, 06:22)

• Reflections on NBA fashion's confidence:

  • “You gotta have a lot of confidence to pull up like that.” (JuJu, 07:30)
  • “With Grady Dick, it’s like… this guy’s confidence is going to carry him through the league.” (Co-host 1, 07:14)

• JuJu’s self-awareness:

  • Declares he would add himself to the list for past fashion choices, “I get it, audience. Don’t rip me a new one.” (JuJu, 07:38)

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Fan Poll Results and Fun Banter

[07:47 - 08:49]

• Polls cover random and hilarious topics:

  • Poker player chatter is “generally annoying” (91% yes).
  • Swimming in a pool with jeans ("even to save someone's life"): 68% say no.
  • Are you a "Dracular sneezer" (sneezes into your elbow)? 71% say yes.
  • Would you rather win a competition against a stranger, sibling, or spouse? 52% picked sibling.
  • Is chocolate candy? 86% say yes.

• Standout moments:

  • “What are the other 32 thinking?” (in response to pool-with-jeans question). (Co-host 2, 08:12)
  • Lighthearted ribbing among co-hosts about their own quirks and physical appearance.

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Show Plugs & Sign-off

[08:50 - end]

• JuJu encourages listeners to check out the “Good Follow Show” on YouTube, plugging an interview with Dana Evans from the Unrivaled League.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• JuJu on NBA confidence:
  “You gotta have a lot of confidence to pull up like that, as well as a lot of confidence to rock a fur on top of your man bun.” (07:30)

• On Trae Young’s draft attire:
  “If I was going to trade Luka Doncic, and Trey Young pulled up in that short set, I would have been like, you know what? Wait a second. Let’s check this Luka guy out.” (06:26)

• Roasting Grady Dick:
  “The jacket was stiff as all outdoors, ain’t had no gill. I know. My boy neck was sliced up at the end of the night.” (07:02)

• Self-reflection:
  “I’m going to put myself in this list because I can’t just be talking about folks with this on. I get it, audience. Don’t rip me a new one.” (JuJu, 07:38)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• NBA Parlay Picks: 00:45 – 02:28
• Cavs/Celtics/Kyrie/Tatum Injury Talk: 02:28 – 04:29
• Top 5 Weakest NBA Outfits: 04:32 – 07:47
• Fan Poll Results: 07:47 – 08:49
• Show Plugs and Sign-off: 08:50 – end

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Tone and Style

The entire episode is delivered in the show’s usual high-energy, playful, and irreverent style. JuJu’s commentary is packed with pop-culture references, sharp observations, and creative insults that invite laughter without real malice. The discussion is fast-paced, with banter bouncing between NBA deep-dives and comedic personal anecdotes.

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Bottom Line:
This episode is a prime example of The Dan Le Batard Show’s unique blend: lighthearted sports insight, pop culture critique, and locker-room banter. JuJu’s “Top 5 Weakest NBA Outfits” segment is the can’t-miss highlight—hilarious, sharply observed, and delivered with affection for the NBA’s boldest personalities.

Transcript

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[Juju]

That's right. It's Thursday Thunder that it's brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours.

[Co-host 1]

Juju. What do we got?

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Thursday Thunder. Man, we going in the NBA tonight, man. We got a lot of good games. The return of the NBA is back tonight and Jon Jones first leg, I'm going with the Sixers. Dominic Barlow for 9.5 points. Man, the kid has been on a tear. Joel Embiid has been in and out. Kelly Oubre has had to step up. Tyrese Maxey can't do it on his own. Trust in your boy Dominic Bardo next leg. You know that fool's ass.

[Co-host 2]

Nah, man, no fool.

[Juju]

Our next leg, I'm going with. Oh, jizzle. OG Anunoby, man, for over 14.5 points tonight against the bad boy Pistons. Now the Pistons missing a couple pieces. They still serving some suspensions in some of the areas that Og likes to attack, if you know what I mean. Next leg, I'm traveling out to the Bay area. You dig it? I'm going with my brother, he Guy Santos, man, for over 10.5 points tonight. Lock it in, man. And guess what? Last but not least, the return of the Celtics. Facing their own nemesis, their old partner, player, partner in the world, my dog and yours, Al Horford facing the Celtics tonight. Let's go with my boy for over 7.5 points. Sorry that was so long winded. I just feel great today after winning so big last night.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, juju's excited about the NBA tonight. What are you most excited about with the return of the NBA second half of the season? What do you got, man?

[Juju]

Man, I'm. I'm excited to see how these Cleveland Cavaliers are actually going to work out because there's been a lot of talk about will it work or not. But now it's time to put up a shut up. So I want to see what they going to do because if they can click, I. I think that east is particularly easier to win, especially than the West. And I also agree that it's not a hot take. Jason Tatum, please, for the love of God, sit down, stay Out. Hold on to your boy. Like, just hold on to it. Lay down all year. We got it this year. Take heat from Kyrie Irving. He said he ain't playing this year. He gonna heal up, do the same because that will just throw off the chemistry. You gotta go through too many times, too many weeks of chemistry for that to work out.

[Co-host 2]

Okay, so I, I, I agree that it's going to be hard for Jason Tatum to re acclimate in enough time for them to be a championship team. But compared to Kyrie, like Kyrie returns, no one believes that the Mavericks, even the best version of Kyrie, the Mavericks aren't doing anything. If Kyrie were to play this year, if you do get the best version of Jason Tatum, which, which again, I don't think is likely, but if you do get the best version of Jason Tatum, the Celtics are a championship contender.

[Juju]

Yeah, I think that Jason Tatum, as good as it is for him to, to be back or to give his team life, I think that he's too valuable of a player in the long run.

[Co-host 2]

You're worried that he's going to get hurt again.

[Juju]

Exactly. Like I think that this, this is not an injury that's usually that people usually come back from so early. And even though it feels great right now, I just think you should give yourself enough time to he properly because you're such an important piece. If you were a guy fighting for a contract, I will understand coming back early, but you're a valuable member and we got you locked in for the future. So take your time, bro.

[Co-host 2]

All right, Juju, any polls to update for today?

[Juju]

Yes, sir, I got a couple post update but before, before I get to the polls, I actually had a quick top five list, man. I was inspired today in honor of David Sampson's jacket. I'm not gonna say it was great, I'm not gonna say it was not great. But it inspired me to go with the top five weakest NBA outfits that I could think of in the near future or the recent history. Oh, well, I Darius Garland, man, my boy went Yoda. My boy went Yoda on them for us folks, man made the forces be yours. Looking ass like boy, what was you thinking? This is the draft night and he pulled up on Yoda time. He's wearing a smile, right? I leave it on Olive because I know a lot of people like the Force. So salute to my boy. Number five, the Brody Russell Westbrook. Man, my butt was showing boobs, man. Got that cleavage of underboots, got milk looking ass. Number four, James Harden. Man, my boy went leather on short combo. Wow, Abuela looking ass. Number three, Zion the freaky bull Williamson.

[Co-host 1]

Nah, you can't wear a turtleneck when you're Zion.

[Juju]

He's wearing chaps like.

[Co-host 1]

Like a cowboy. I didn't even see. I didn't even notice chaps. That's how the turtleneck was.

[Co-host 2]

That is freak strap.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Looks like a dustpan.

[Juju]

And what is that pocket doing on your thigh, sir? Why is it there? Who placed like your honor? It was him.

[Co-host 2]

You've never walked around Juju and said, man, I wish I had that pocket thigh.

[Home Depot Announcer]

That's that Sean Michaels fit.

[Juju]

Number two, ice triggery Trey Young. Man, it started off so great at the top, man, but them short sir, sir. Atlanta. You sirs are jokers. If I was going to do what I was going to do, thinking I was going to trade Luka Doncic, and Trey Young pulled up in that short set, I would have been like, you know what? Wait a second. Let's check this Luca guy out. Number one of all time, Grady Dick. My guy in the sequent turtle, bro. My boy went sequent turtle. The jacket was stiff as all outdoors, ain't had no gill. I know. My boy Nick was sliced up at the end of the night.

[Co-host 2]

He looked like BJ from Righteous Gemstones.

[Co-host 1]

Nah, that's great. That's great stuff to have the confidence. See, I feel the opposite about the Trey Young thing that you said, where it's like, oh, you know, with Trey Young, be careful of him in the draft. With Grady Dick, it's like, man, this guy's confidence is going to carry him through the league. Can you believe he showed up in it? We're taking him.

[Juju]

Yeah, I definitely feel what you're saying, because you got to have a lot of confidence to pull up like that, as well as a lot of confidence to rock a fur on top of your man bun. I. I'm going to put myself in this list because I can't just be talking about folks with this on. I. I get it, audience. Don't rip me a new one.

[Co-host 2]

Let's get to the polls here, Juju.

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Man, is poker player chatter generally annoying? 91% of the audience says, yes, it is.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, definitely.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, for sure.

[Co-host 2]

Yep.

[Juju]

Should you ever get into a pool with jeans on, even if it's to save someone's life, 68 of the audience says, no, you should not.

[Co-host 2]

What are the other 32 thinking?

[Juju]

Also, I didn't know you were bow, brother, but you're looking like a soccer ball, but you're looking like a golf ball. Are you a Dracular sneezer into your elbow? 71 of the audience says yes you are. Yes they are. Who would you rather win in the competition against a stranger? A sibling or or a spouse? 52% of the audience says a sibling. And last poll is chocolate candy.

[Co-host 1]

This is big.

[Juju]

86% of the audience says yes it is. And those are your post.

[Co-host 2]

Thanks Juju.

[Juju]

Yes sir. Before I get out of here, check out good follow the YouTube page. Today we we interviewed Dana Evans from the Unrivaled league. So it's at good follow show on YouTube as well as at DLS Hoops for All alley you content you dig us.