PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed

Summary

Episode Summary: "PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed"

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
• Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
• Episode Title: PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
• Release Date: January 17, 2025

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Introduction to the Smell Test Segment

In this engaging episode, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into the intriguing world of celebrity and athlete fragrances. Building upon their previous explorations into "athlete alcohol" and "athlete weed," this episode marks the finale of their trilogy, where they blindly review 11 different vanity fragrances purportedly created by well-known personalities.

Setting the Scene: Blind Fragrance Review

At the outset (06:13), the hosts explain their methodology:

Dan Soder: "We are going into this whole exercise completely blind. That means we're going to start by taking these pre-sprayed paper strips of the vanity fragrance in question out of a Ziploc bag, at which point we will give our unbiased review of it using only our sense of smell."

They emphasize the authenticity of their reviews by keeping the identities of the celebrities behind each fragrance concealed until the end of each segment. This approach aims to provide untainted opinions based solely on scent.

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Fragrance Reviews

1. Michael Jordan’s Fragrance: "Cristiano Ronaldo Origins"
Timestamp: 10:59

The first fragrance is believed to be Michael Jordan's, although it's revealed as "Cristiano Ronaldo Origins." The hosts provide a detailed breakdown:

Pablo Torre: "Top notes are cypress, grapefruit, lemon, cognac, geranium, cedar needles, Brazilian rosewood."

Lawrence Schlossman humorously critiques:

Lawrence Schlossman: "It smells like a murder father... It smelled awful."

Upon reveal:

Pablo Torre: "Cristiano Ronaldo Origins was launched in 2022. It’s an aromatic fragrance for men, crafted to embody strength and resilience."

Despite the initial skepticism, they acknowledge the affordable pricing:

Katie Nolan: "Wow. 21.3."

The consensus leans towards affordability without compromising on scent.

2. Britney Spears’ Fragrance: "Wonderstruck"
Timestamp: 44:29

Next up is Taylor Swift's "Wonderstruck," though misattributed initially:

Lawrence Schlossman: "It smells like Taylor's version."

The hosts dissect the notes:

Pablo Torre: "Top notes include bay leaf, mandarin orange. Middle notes are clary, sage, lavender, and geranium. Base notes are patchouli and sandalwood."

Katie Nolan expresses affection for the scent:

Katie Nolan: "Or my bed sheets, you know?"

Despite mixed initial reactions, the fragrance is praised for its balance:

Lawrence Schlossman: "It's a winner. It's classy, it's light."

3. David Beckham’s Fragrance: "Instinct"
Timestamp: 27:11

David Beckham's "Instinct" garners a positive response:

Katie Nolan: "What do you think this runs?"

Lawrence Schlossman: "Mine says $30."

They commend the bottle design and scent complexity:

Pablo Torre: "Notes are vetiver, bergamot, mandarin orange, star anise, pimento, cardamom, white amber."

The group unanimously agrees it's a standout:

Katie Nolan: "At the price point, too."

4. Will Levis’ Fragrance: "Hellman's Parfum de Mayonnaise"
Timestamp: 37:11

Perhaps the most unexpected, Will Levis introduces "Hellman's Parfum de Mayonnaise." Their reactions range from bafflement to amusement:

Lawrence Schlossman: "It had no business trying as hard as it did."

While some find it intriguing:

Katie Nolan: "What you say it's fruity in the back."

Others are outright repulsed:

Lawrence Schlossman: "It smells like a Taylor Swift concert. This is exactly right."

5. Tom Brady’s Fragrance: "Stetson"
Timestamp: 31:20

The review of Tom Brady’s "Stetson" highlights its rugged appeal:

Katie Nolan: "How much do you think this costs?"

Lawrence Schlossman: "$30.47. This is the most expensive cologne so far."

They appreciate its masculine blend:

Katie Nolan: "Notes are white flowers surrounded with vanilla and musk nuances."

6. Derek Jeter’s Fragrance: "Driven"
Timestamp: 42:37

Derek Jeter’s "Driven" receives a mixed to negative response:

Lawrence Schlossman: "You're gonna be disappointed."

Katie Nolan: "This is bubble gum. This is Bath and Body Works. This is Jessica Simpson written all over it."

Despite Jeter's reputation, the scent falls short of expectations.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo’s Second Fragrance: "Fight, Fight, Fight"
Timestamp: 48:35

The final fragrance, purportedly Donald Trump's "Fight, Fight, Fight," becomes the episode's climax:

Lawrence Schlossman: "Oh, the bottle's brutal. What a tacky fucking."

Katie Nolan: "Just a sticker slapped on a. That's perfect, though."

Despite its strong presence, the group remains divided on its appeal.

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Key Insights and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, the hosts employ humor and candidness, providing both entertainment and genuine opinions on each fragrance. They navigate the subjective nature of scents, often reflecting on personal associations and societal perceptions of masculinity and femininity in fragrances.

Notable Quotes:

• Dan Soder (00:30): "Sleep number smart beds don’t just help you sleep, they learn how you sleep, providing personalized insights to help you get even better rest."
• Lawrence Schlossman (33:22): "Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back."
• Katie Nolan (44:31): "Feed my kids tonight or smell like JLo."

Final Verdict: David Beckham's "Instinct" emerged as the crowd favorite, praised for its sophisticated blend and reasonable pricing. In contrast, Will Levis’ "Hellman's Parfum de Mayonnaise" and Derek Jeter’s "Driven" were met with skepticism and humor, highlighting the challenges of celebrity-endorsed scents.

The episode underscores the complexity of fragrance appreciation, influenced by branding, personal preferences, and cultural stereotypes. The hosts conclude by embracing the diversity of opinions, reinforcing that scent is deeply personal and subjective.

Conclusion: "PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed" offers a humorous yet insightful exploration into the world of vanity fragrances. Through candid discussions and playful banter, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz provide listeners with a relatable take on celebrity endorsements and the often quirky outcomes of such ventures.

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Timestamps:

• 00:30: Introduction and Sleep Number Smart Beds Advertisement
• 06:13: Explanation of Blind Fragrance Review Methodology
• 10:59: Michael Jordan/Cristiano Ronaldo Fragrance Review
• 27:11: David Beckham’s "Instinct" Review
• 37:11: Will Levis’ "Hellman's Parfum de Mayonnaise" Review
• 42:37: Derek Jeter’s "Driven" Review
• 44:29: Taylor Swift’s "Wonderstruck" Review
• 48:35: Donald Trump’s "Fight, Fight, Fight" Review

Transcript

[Pablo Torre]

Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre. And today we're gonna find out what this sound is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's fruity in the back. You get that like apple.

[Katie Nolan]

What'd you say?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's fruity in the back.

[Pablo Torre]

Fruity in the back it is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back. Right after this ad, you're listening to Giraffe Kings.

[Dan Soder]

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[Lawrence Schlossman]

Now when we did the drinking based podcast, we had a drinks expert to use smell for a living.

[Katie Nolan]

No.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay, well, I don't know about cologne.

[Katie Nolan]

Well, I know about Jeremy fragrance.

[Pablo Torre]

That's not true. Lawrence is underselling his credentials.

[Katie Nolan]

I'm a men's lifestyle expert.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh my God.

[Pablo Torre]

Are you familiar with men or. Or lifestyle?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Both. Vaguely.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what you're.

[Katie Nolan]

That's my whole life. Men and lifestyle.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wow.

[Katie Nolan]

I have a podcast that talks about that kind of stuff.

[Pablo Torre]

Throwing Fits is one of my favorite non sports podcasts.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I feel like I've heard of this podcast on Instagram for me. Is it. It's not a girl.

[Katie Nolan]

There's like we have a 1% women listenership. So.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, I mean same working at sports.

[Pablo Torre]

Congrats on your podcast announcements.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thank you. I mean the number five podcast on the sports Apple Chart. It's just because it's based on new subs. We don't even have.

[Pablo Torre]

It doesn't matter. Don't even have an episode yet. Are you rolling on various things?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

One last thing before we start, you guys. The Invisalign's done.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, my God, look at that. Katie's hot now. Katie's hot now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm now unapproachable. Please don't approach me. I'm too hot to talk to you.

[Pablo Torre]

This is the third episode in a trilogy that I want to catch Lawrence up on.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Please do.

[Pablo Torre]

Katie and I have tested athlete alcohol and we declared. What sucked in your memory?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, I think it was.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, Michael Jordan's. Michael Jordan was terrible.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So bad.

[Katie Nolan]

Did you have the LeBron Henny?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, we had LeBron Tequila.

[Pablo Torre]

The Lobos. Right. We were eventually very drunk.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We got pretty drunk. Yeah, right. Yeah. Charles Woodson's. We didn't like.

[Pablo Torre]

It was basically as much athlete alcohol as we could get.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

C.J. mcCollum's wine was pretty good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, I think it was. I think vaguely that I remember that it was. I don't. It was one of the first things we drank.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, really?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

So we have to go to the tape.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It feels like it's in enveloping my tongue. Does that make sense?

[Pablo Torre]

It is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I feel it on, like, all sides of my tongue. This is good stuff.

[Pablo Torre]

Relatedly, Katie Nolan hasn't dumped any of the wine that she's been tasting. Cheese.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not a. When I puked it all up, I didn't even taste that.

[Pablo Torre]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. That was part one. Part two was athlete weed.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Right. With my fiance, Dan Soder, who is a weed expert.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Very funny, man.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thank you. I'll let him know. And thank you. I made him this way. Thank you for bringing all this. Great. How much of it stays, would you say? Cuz you don't want to get caught carrying this much. You could get in some real trouble.

[Pablo Torre]

Typical dealer comes over, smoke some of it, eat some of your food, plays your video. This is a story.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Records everything you do and publishes on as a podcast.

[Katie Nolan]

Guy's probably wearing a wire.

[Pablo Torre]

Gary Payton.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Was the best. Which we. I mean, that we knew.

[Katie Nolan]

Smoking that glove pack, dude.

[Pablo Torre]

And Dan cannot smell.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Has no sense of smell. Was very upset today when I was leaving.

[Pablo Torre]

Physically cannot smell Pablo.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I said, hi, Covid. Knocked it out completely. So now it's like, gone. But he also insists his taste is untouched. And I'm like, how does that work? Not possible.

[Katie Nolan]

Right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What I know is that I Trust his agency on his own senses. And he tells me he can't smell, so he's not here today.

[Pablo Torre]

Useless. And so I was like, who in the world can fill this third chair? And I said, okay. Who hosts a show that I love?

[Katie Nolan]

Thank you.

[Pablo Torre]

Check, check. Who was able to convince me using the word master perfumer?

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

That he has some knowledge of cologne.

[Katie Nolan]

Perfumier. I don't know.

[Pablo Torre]

You did say that in the kitchen.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is that a word? Perfumier?

[Pablo Torre]

I don't know. He's referencing a guy. What was the guy?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You do know.

[Katie Nolan]

His name is Rodrigo. I don't know his last name.

[Pablo Torre]

He met a perfumier named Rodrigo. And I was like, that's plenty.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What else could a man named Rodrigo do for a living?

[Katie Nolan]

That's the nose. Nose.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

He's got a smell.

[Pablo Torre]

I believe you also said, quote in a text, I know what I like and have gotten a lot of expensive for free.

[Katie Nolan]

Yes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Katie Nolan]

That is a fact. 100%.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

All right.

[Pablo Torre]

Katie, what do you know about cologne?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Nothing.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Don't wear it. I don't wear perfume. I guess girl cologne.

[Katie Nolan]

Cologne for girls.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But then again, like, I get. I'm. I the man. The object of my affection can't smell. So what am I wasting my time smelling all nice for?

[Pablo Torre]

Just farting with impunity.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, exactly. But I think I like, know if I like the way something smells.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not afraid to say it.

[Pablo Torre]

So we have in this corner of the room, 11 different athlete slash celebrity colognes slash perfumes. They've created a whole system. We're going to blind smell this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay, can we not call it fragrance?

[Pablo Torre]

Fragrance is. Is what I'm being told in my ear by Rob, who collected all of this stuff, not to denigrate.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Are we doing it like. Like they do at a counter where they spray it on a little thing and then they waft it in front of your nose?

[Pablo Torre]

You will see. We have. We have testers pre sprayed.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Great.

[Pablo Torre]

Each individually bagged. And we have reveals in which we will find out what it was.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Some notes literal and sometimes that the notes of plastic.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. I wonder if this is how. Like, this is not an official method.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It doesn't feel it.

[Pablo Torre]

Okay, I'm being told to defend the method. There's a whole method.

[Katie Nolan]

Sorry, boys.

[Pablo Torre]

Long before the athlete, weed, strain, and celebrity tequila brands, famous people were selling vanity fragrances. And so I figured with about a month before Valentine's Day, that we might do everybody out there a service. So if you're listening to this instead of watching it on YouTube. What you should know about our method here is that Katie Nolan, Lawrence Schlossman, and I are going into this whole exercise completely blind. That means we're going to start by taking these pre sprayed paper strips of the vanity fragrance in question out of a Ziploc bag, at which point we will give our unbiased review of it using only our sense of smell. And we're not gonna find out which celebrity it even is until the end of that segment when we open a sealed paper bag to reveal the bottle our producers bought for us inside. But if you are in fact watching this on YouTube or the DraftKings Network, our producers are also gonna try something a little bit different for you, because they are gonna show you the celebrity behind each fragrance early and completely silently, just on screen while we're doing our smell test so you can know and see how powerful or not our noses are before we do. This is apparently the experience our producers had while watching us tape this episode. And this episode, by the way, will keep escalating as we get deeper and deeper into this list of 11 mystery fragrances about which we know absolutely nothing. And that is for better and also spoiler alert, for worse. We begin with fragrance number one.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, this smells like my dad. 38.

[Katie Nolan]

This is bright.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Sorry?

[Katie Nolan]

Bright.

[Pablo Torre]

Okay, Meaning it, like, perks you up almost.

[Katie Nolan]

No, just fresh. Bright.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Smells like dad. It smells like aftershave. Dad.

[Pablo Torre]

It smells like a bunch of dads rolling around in a field.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This smells like dad camp.

[Katie Nolan]

Get a little barbershop.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

Smells like suppressed emotional accessibility, but it.

[Katie Nolan]

Does unrequited love and affection.

[Pablo Torre]

But there is, like, an aftershave aspect to this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This smells like a. Like a family function that I have to go to and give a lot.

[Katie Nolan]

Of hugs at when I'm Hugs with men.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes.

[Pablo Torre]

Does it smell expensive to you?

[Katie Nolan]

Honestly? Kind of. A little bit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

A little? Because it has this, like. Here we go.

[Katie Nolan]

New money, New money.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It has this, like, depth in the back end of it.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, wow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It, like, dips down in a way that you're like, oh, there's, it's dipping. There's more to this. Yeah, there's more to this than meets the eye, nose, ear, or throat. Yeah, that's nice. It's nice.

[Pablo Torre]

I came in expecting, like, I'm going to all over this, and then I'm like, ah, this feels like kind of like the man that I once imagined I would be one day. Is it time to reveal?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Should we put these back in the.

[Katie Nolan]

One bag, lock them up, or do.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We need to keep them for contest?

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah. Put them in the bag so that we can isolate and we can never.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Go back and smell it.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, let's get some ASMR there. Pablo.

[Pablo Torre]

This is. And I don't know the answer to this either until right now. Michael Jordan's cologne did not.

[Katie Nolan]

Dead dad.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Did you say it smelled like dead?

[Katie Nolan]

No, but we were talking about, like, male relatives. I said unrequited love and affection.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, wow.

[Pablo Torre]

I mean, murdered father.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes. It smells like longing.

[Pablo Torre]

Hold on, listen.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Guy sucks at tequila, but look at this packaging here.

[Pablo Torre]

Look at this. Yeah, hold that. Describe it for the audience.

[Katie Nolan]

There's a debossed basketball in the glass.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. That you could put your thumb in. That's actually quite nice. I would definitely be holding it that way. While spraying has a flask aspect.

[Katie Nolan]

This might pair well with, like, cigar smoke and beer pong Rumors taking things personally.

[Pablo Torre]

Gambling debt. Yeah. Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan is an aromatic. Is an aromatic fragrance for men. So we nailed that. The nose behind this Fragrance is Steve DeMarcado. That I believe is a term of art for the. The nose for the perfumier. Top notes are cypress, grapefruit, lemon, cognac, geranium, cedar needles, Brazilian rosewood.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's fun to say.

[Pablo Torre]

Middle notes fur juniper berries, fur lavender, fir.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I thought like that.

[Katie Nolan]

No, I literally.

[Pablo Torre]

My mind pelt incense, green tea, clary, sage and cloves. Base notes are sandalwood, musk and patchouli.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's all I smell. I'm learning. All I get are the base notes because the musk.

[Katie Nolan]

I got some of that bright up top, though. I can see that. That citrus. I know no one said that, but I kind of.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think he did. Did you describe what top, middle and.

[Pablo Torre]

Absolutely not. But I will describe that for you now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thanks.

[Pablo Torre]

Because a top note, according to the increasingly terrible AI overview on Google, is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

When you eat rocks.

[Katie Nolan]

I love that. I'm so lazy. I love that AI overview.

[Pablo Torre]

So much worse. It's not so much worse.

[Katie Nolan]

Nothing I say is right.

[Pablo Torre]

Anyway, top notes, the first sense you smell when you apply a fragrance. Also known as head notes or opening notes. They're the most volatile of the three fragrance notes and are made up of small light molecules that evaporate quickly. Top notes, usually composed of citrus and fruity ingredients, but can also include fresh herbs.

[Katie Nolan]

Some light top.

[Pablo Torre]

That is a fragrance that costs. What do you think?

[Katie Nolan]

$55?

[Pablo Torre]

50 over, under. Oh, so it's 21.3.

[Katie Nolan]

What a deal.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So cheap.

[Pablo Torre]

It smells the greatest athlete of all Time.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Good. I don't. That smelled awful.

[Katie Nolan]

Honestly though, once you know it's a 20 cologne, it smells like.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Smells like.

[Pablo Torre]

Does the silhouette of his bald head. Unmistakably his bald head. Of course embossed and also like some red foil. Does that do anything for you?

[Katie Nolan]

That's cheap. That's like you buy this at a grocery store.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It sounded cheap.

[Katie Nolan]

This is a Kroger's cologne.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Damn.

[Pablo Torre]

Now I'm told that between these scents we should be smelling coffee palate cleansing by sniffing some coffee or your elbow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is this like Maxwell House?

[Katie Nolan]

And we confirmed though this is an old wives tale. Right.

[Pablo Torre]

I'm being told to remind you guys that we have no idea if this actually works. They also advise you to smell yourself.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is that what you were doing just then? I thought you were like sneezing in a weird way.

[Pablo Torre]

They say smell your own elbow. Number two.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, Number two. Oh, this one smells very different. Very different.

[Katie Nolan]

Is this sprayed one second ago?

[Pablo Torre]

These are sprayed two hours ago.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

For the record, it's very sweet.

[Pablo Torre]

By our lab full of scientists.

[Katie Nolan]

Aquatic. Definitely sweeter. Katie's right.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So it might be. Does that mean it's perfume?

[Katie Nolan]

Do you think maybe this. This is striking me as much more feminine.

[Pablo Torre]

Yes.

[Katie Nolan]

Than MJ's musk.

[Pablo Torre]

Right, right, right.

[Katie Nolan]

You wear this to your quinceanera. This is. That's what I'm getting. 100. This is a sweet treat.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is like I'm reading a Red Book magazine and one of the pages is stuck together because of a perfume ad. And I. I peel it off and it rips it open and I'm like, woo.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah. This is like a magazine where the pages are stuck together for different reasons.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. All right.

[Katie Nolan]

Pablo, shout out Victoria's Secret.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It almost smells like a perfume that is by a celebrity that I know of. But I don't think it's that.

[Katie Nolan]

Like a Jessica Simpson Walmart.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Sweet.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I said sweet.

[Katie Nolan]

You said sweet.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You just said it loud.

[Pablo Torre]

There aren't a lot of base notes to this is what I would say. This is like the antithesis of Pachuli. This is not a barber shop. This is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's florally but like not really. It's like lightly. It's almost like a guard gardenia.

[Pablo Torre]

Like sophomore semi formal. Like this is the scent that sticks in my mind years later when I'm trying to remember in my personal memory bank.

[Katie Nolan]

Sense memory.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right.

[Katie Nolan]

This is feminine. This is distinctly feminine. Whereas I felt the first was distinctly masculine.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I agree.

[Katie Nolan]

All right. So I think we're on the same page there. This is a perfume.

[Pablo Torre]

So let's. Let's find out.

[Katie Nolan]

All right, this should be interesting. We're judging a cologne by its cover.

[Pablo Torre]

Whoa.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, excuse me.

[Pablo Torre]

A for boys. There are no words on this. Can you describe this kid?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This may be for boys is green. This is Seahawks perfume. The color of the liquid is green. Unless that's the glass. Nope, it's the liquid. It is Mountain Dew colored.

[Pablo Torre]

And it is ecto cooler.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's right.

[Katie Nolan]

It looks delicious.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is for boys.

[Pablo Torre]

A product known as Avon Untouchable.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

By Chris Paul.

[Katie Nolan]

Wow.

[Pablo Torre]

I do regret my previous description. How much do you think this costs?

[Katie Nolan]

Why is there no branding?

[Pablo Torre]

There's good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Also good question.

[Katie Nolan]

Did this drop when he was on the Pelicans? What is happening here?

[Pablo Torre]

Right?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's so crooked too. It's like every part of it is.

[Katie Nolan]

Doesn't sit right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It sits. And then also this. So it's like if you're going to do that, then at least make that flush with the. I don't know, man. I hate it. $12.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay. What did you guys pay? You guys paid 1537, probably 70.

[Pablo Torre]

We paid 28.99.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Katie Nolan]

Wow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And you got fleeced.

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[Lawrence Schlossman]

All right, gals, here we go. These are wet. These are all wet. I don't know where to touch these cuz they're all wet. Ooh, ooh, that's. Now that's different.

[Pablo Torre]

This is very different.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is very different.

[Pablo Torre]

We are redefining the spectrum of femininity.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I dare say that is a scented marker from. From. From like elementary school.

[Katie Nolan]

Get high off the.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Did you get too close to the blue or purple marker?

[Pablo Torre]

I'm gonna briefly huff the Ziploc Bag as you would with.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, I gotta be careful. I got an addictive personality.

[Pablo Torre]

Guys, Lawrence is gonna take these Ziploc bags next week.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You're just on Galaxy.

[Katie Nolan]

What color marker. I love that because I'm getting, like, it's.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think it's like the. Almost like, maybe the bright. Remember the brown one was always like, what is this?

[Katie Nolan]

I'm not, like, a fan.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Could you picture it on someone? Because to me, even though it's making me think of a marker, if I'm picturing it on someone, it's a very older great aunt. A very older woman.

[Pablo Torre]

The person who wears this fragrance has.

[Katie Nolan]

A padded toilet seat and a small dog.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I love a padded toilet seat. I hate, like, not to have. And obviously the bacteria of it. But remember how nice it was when you had.

[Pablo Torre]

No, it's the worst. It's, like, into a pillow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Which kind of nice.

[Pablo Torre]

Not here to yuck your Yummy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

If this is a cologne, I'll eat my hat.

[Pablo Torre]

I am getting the sense, though, why people are into Galaxy Gas, though, which I have discovered is a thing among kids and possibly adults.

[Katie Nolan]

I've heard it's good.

[Pablo Torre]

Allegedly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Don't use it. It puts holes in your brain. Okay, you're gonna whip it. No, because it puts holes in your brain.

[Pablo Torre]

Remember when we visited. We can bleep this institution out.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes, yes. And Katie and I visited A pillow and a billion cartons.

[Pablo Torre]

Shell casings.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Little shell casings of. Of little CO2 cartons.

[Pablo Torre]

Katie and I. Someone else brought us to this. Mina Mina at.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

There you go.

[Pablo Torre]

And the floor was like a shooting range where they were just like, hell, yeah. Gatling gunning.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I was like, you're our future. You're our brightest. You're our best and our brightest.

[Katie Nolan]

So this is Galaxy Gas for your great aunt, which you probably prescribed already.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Like, do not. Like, back in the bag. It goes.

[Pablo Torre]

If someone is wearing this. I am. I am not into. All right, let's see what it is. Katie Nolan.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, it's not Britney Spears. No, it's not Britney Spears. That's not Curious. I've worn Curious.

[Katie Nolan]

You thought.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I thought. Why is it in the full box, you guys? No. Am I thinking of a different Britney Spears fragrance?

[Pablo Torre]

So apparently.

[Katie Nolan]

How many are there?

[Pablo Torre]

There are two different types of Britney Spears fragrances. Curious and Curious Love.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Whoa, wait. Is the Curious Love in a pink round bottle with little green dots on it?

[Pablo Torre]

It is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's the one.

[Katie Nolan]

So they're both inquisitive fragrances, but one is romance driven. This is.

[Pablo Torre]

I love that Katie wore a version of this perfume.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I loved Britney Spears.

[Pablo Torre]

I love Britney Spears the curious woman. And this is capital C. The curious woman is romantic. Check. Independent. Check. Mischievous.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You talk about me, Katie doll.

[Pablo Torre]

Romantic, romantic, independent and miss. And mischievous.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

One who's not afraid of risk.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is such a small bottle. Like you're getting so little. Actual product.

[Katie Nolan]

I wonder what the price then the damage on this for getting so little.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Seemingly I would say this is 40. 40 bucks.

[Katie Nolan]

Best bottle though.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

35 bucks.

[Pablo Torre]

Grab the bottle, please.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

A genie bottle, but it's which, you know, Christina. But it's very like angular on the ends. It's like almost like a clamshell.

[Pablo Torre]

It's blue, like 30 milliliters.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

30 milliliters. Tiny little guy.

[Katie Nolan]

Like a diamond maybe.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It kind of does look like a cartoon diamond.

[Katie Nolan]

All right, well, this is definitely a Walmart thing. So I'm gonna go 15.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Definitely a Walmart thing. What do you mean by that?

[Katie Nolan]

Because Britney Spears has to deal with.

[Pablo Torre]

Walmart launch in 04. It became an instant hit with the public. Composition is based on the notes of white flowers surrounded with vanilla and musk nuances. It opens with fresh lotus mouth watering pear and magnolia. The intensive floral heart pears there for sure. The intensive floral heart, like me, is composed of tuberose, tuberos, jasmine and pink cyclamen. Cyclamen.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Those are my three favorite Disney princesses.

[Pablo Torre]

That's what the. The wise men brought in. Britney Spears.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes. Frankincense and pink psilocybin.

[Pablo Torre]

The sensual base is composed of musk, vanilla and precious woods.

[Katie Nolan]

Sensual base.

[Pablo Torre]

Precious woods.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. That's a lot, Brit.

[Pablo Torre]

It is the kind of scent that makes your parents want to control your finances. Oh, I was going say get divorced, Katie. Lauren said $15.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm going to say 30. $30.

[Pablo Torre]

Britney Spears. Curious.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

$16.74.

[Katie Nolan]

Wow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wow.

[Pablo Torre]

This man knows what real America wants to smell.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Finger on the scent pulse.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, dude, I know. They want lotus flower for 16 bones.

[Pablo Torre]

Precious wood number four.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh.

[Pablo Torre]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wow. You guys spray these? Put them right in the bag.

[Katie Nolan]

Holy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God.

[Pablo Torre]

Whoa.

[Katie Nolan]

Yo, dude, you are waiting online to get in the club. This is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. You are talking to me about something I don't care about.

[Katie Nolan]

This is gasoline.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. You won't shut up.

[Pablo Torre]

I just got roofied by this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. Crypto. This smells like crypto. Oh, my God. It's tough to put near your nose.

[Katie Nolan]

He still owns NFTs. Like, this is so bad.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This guy had got one of those. Those Apes.

[Pablo Torre]

This fragrance owns multiple board. Apes says diamond hands unironically.

[Katie Nolan]

This is. This is a rough one.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's really alcoholy.

[Katie Nolan]

I might have to tap out. That's really, really heinous. That's not good.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah. You hate to see this fragrance at a college reunion.

[Katie Nolan]

It's just too much.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's too much. It's.

[Pablo Torre]

I want to say European, but that might be too derogatory.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's a coked up business pitch. It's a like, dude, I think. I mean, I think we should talk about investments.

[Pablo Torre]

I cannot wait to find out what this is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I know. I hope it's like, oh, I just hope it's an athlete. I don't like. Yes.

[Katie Nolan]

Yes. CR7, dude. Yes.

[Pablo Torre]

Ronaldo popping out of this paper bag could not have been more perfect.

[Katie Nolan]

You're missing the operative word. Origins.

[Pablo Torre]

Origins.

[Katie Nolan]

Holy.

[Pablo Torre]

Please describe what the page again. This is like.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm so happy right now.

[Pablo Torre]

Our noses just.

[Katie Nolan]

You would think that he would just go shirtless, right? But he's wearing a shirt completely unbuttoned.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

With the kind of come hither look that an absolute moron is going to snatch right off the shelf. This is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Look at that expression at the top where you push, where you inflict damage upon. It says CR7, but kind of looks like it says cry, and I love that. Oh, my God. That's rude, dude.

[Katie Nolan]

That is fragrance imitating life.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a new fragrance. CR7 Origins was launched in 2022. Top notes are bay leaf, mandarin orange.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Bay leaf? What is this, a soup?

[Katie Nolan]

Send this perfumier to the Hague. Dude, this is terrible.

[Pablo Torre]

Middle notes are clary, sage, lavender, and geranium. Base notes are patchouli and ass dog.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And cheeks. Spread cheeks. How much?

[Pablo Torre]

What are you guys saying?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I said 50.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

$68.

[Pablo Torre]

25.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thank God, thank God, thank God. Okay, Cristiano, you win this time. Oh, get it out. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Pablo Torre]

Where's the bag? Where's the bag?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't know.

[Katie Nolan]

We have a breach.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It breached.

[Katie Nolan]

How do you get it off our fingers?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. It is on my fingers.

[Katie Nolan]

It lingers.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, smell my finger number five. Oh, it's cinnamon. Oh, it's spice.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, it's all spice. It's Old Spice. It's.

[Pablo Torre]

It's pungent.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Five Spice.

[Katie Nolan]

It is like in your spice cabinet or rack where all the spices have been, and they all kind of voltron to be, you know, it's like every. All spices.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah. This is the bottom of your grinder. If you smoked spices? Oh, it's settling in. At a certain point, the spiciness begins to wear a suit.

[Katie Nolan]

I'm kind of with it now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. But then on the back, it's like sweet and. And almost floral. In the back, it's like.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, this back. There's a lot going on, baby.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Got it.

[Katie Nolan]

It settles in tenderly.

[Pablo Torre]

Yes, yes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It holds you nicely.

[Pablo Torre]

We've been on a run of three straight ass fragrances.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is growing nice. This smells expensive.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

This feels like a chance that you're taking. You're going out and you're like, I'm gonna try to be this guy. And I'm kind of intrigued by what this guy's life is like.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. Maybe some type of performative accessory. You know, a new hat.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Try a hat. But you might take it off halfway through because you're crushing. This is crushed under the weight of it.

[Pablo Torre]

This is the new hat.

[Katie Nolan]

Ordering a drink that you never order because you're like, this kind of feels right tonight.

[Pablo Torre]

This is Cristiano Ronaldo's friend who in comparison.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh.

[Pablo Torre]

Is the guy you want to spend the. Your. Your night out with. This is Cristiano Ronaldo with his shirt buttoned up.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Just nor just being normal.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think I quite like it. I reserve the right to say I hate it once I see whose it is.

[Pablo Torre]

Very good. Let's find out.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'll put it in the bag because we cannot have another.

[Katie Nolan]

It's Robert Downey Jr. As Sherlock Holmes in the Guy Ritchie movies.

[Pablo Torre]

I do think that's nice, guys.

[Katie Nolan]

Let's go.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What is it? Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

David Beckham.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You said so.

[Pablo Torre]

We nailed it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think so too.

[Pablo Torre]

Nailed it.

[Katie Nolan]

You know? No, David Beckham nailed it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. That's a really good fragrance, David. I quite like that.

[Pablo Torre]

Instinct. Spice.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What did the first thing I said when I smelled it? A bunch. Spice.

[Pablo Torre]

Rewind the tape.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Posh Spice. I said, wow, this is Posh Spice.

[Katie Nolan]

And it is a posh smelling.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God, I do love this. Should we take a look at the bottle?

[Pablo Torre]

I'm really good at this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think we should do this for our living. I'm canceling my podcast and I'm starting. I mean, that just looks like cologne. That looks like a box.

[Pablo Torre]

But even the box. A classy box.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Classy box.

[Pablo Torre]

As the posh box.

[Katie Nolan]

Many are saying this is like his version of Tom Ford cologne branding. Almost like.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Exactly. Oh, it's even nicer in the bottle, if I may say.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Notes. We're back to the vetiver bergamot or.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Bergamot I think it's bergamot, but don't quote me.

[Pablo Torre]

Which is like a yellow fruit. An orange. Some are saying a mandarin orange is another one. Star anise. Pimento.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. Patchouli. Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Cardamom.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Cardamom.

[Pablo Torre]

White amber.

[Katie Nolan]

I think we're missing the biggest thing. The juxtaposition between David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo. I didn't come down to having taste or no taste. This is a tasteful guy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

It's a tasteful fragrance.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Cristiano Ronaldo. No taste in gasoline.

[Pablo Torre]

The scene in the. In the David Beckham doc. Which I did not watch all of, but just have seen that the car. Yeah, exactly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We're very working. Working class.

[Pablo Torre]

Be honest.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I am being honest. I am being honest.

[Pablo Torre]

Did your dad drive you to school.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

In so my dad. No one answer my dad. All right. Isn't not a simple answer because what.

[Pablo Torre]

Did you get your dad to drive?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It depends.

[Pablo Torre]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. In the 80s, my dad had a Rolls Royce.

[Katie Nolan]

Thank you.

[Pablo Torre]

So on that note, what do you think this runs?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Next floral note, I'm going to say this is a six sixty to dollar seventy bottle of purple.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. I'm thinking 75.

[Pablo Torre]

Guys.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

This is $19.20.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Come on, go buy it. The best 19 you've ever right now. And buy it stocking stuffer.

[Pablo Torre]

75 million.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Are we way wrong? Is this.

[Katie Nolan]

That's a deal.

[Pablo Torre]

It's a deal.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Super. Is that a bad seller?

[Katie Nolan]

It's a good fragrance. That's legit.

[Pablo Torre]

This is currently the clubhouse leader.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, without a. There's not even close. Dude.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What is Dax, are you tracking.

[Carvana Voice]

All our cars on Carvana Value tracker on all our devices? Yes, Kristen. Yes, I am.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Well, I've been looking for my phone for.

[Carvana Voice]

In Dax's domain, we see all. So we always know what our cars are worth.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

All of them?

[Carvana Voice]

All of them. Value surge trucks up 3.9%.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's a great offer.

[Carvana Voice]

I know. Sell.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Sell.

[Carvana Voice]

Track your car's value with Carvana Value Tracker today.

[Pablo Torre]

Number six. Oh, yowza.

[Katie Nolan]

All right. This needs to breathe wet.

[Pablo Torre]

This is very wet.

[Katie Nolan]

Wetter than Bex got you.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, boy. This is something else.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's cinnamon. That's.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, I hate this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's heavy musk. That is Elon.

[Pablo Torre]

As my reaction to smelling this is like a meerkat popping out of a burrow. And I'm deciding whether to pop back down. And I think I'm. I think I'm back in the burrow.

[Katie Nolan]

This is dirty.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Sometimes you gotta pop out and smell fragrances.

[Katie Nolan]

It's a little filthy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay, that is really not getting less strong.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a turn for the worse.

[Katie Nolan]

It's becoming more.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It smells like a woman wearing a suit for the first time. It feels like the first time a lady ever was like, women can wear suits as well. That woman wore this perfume.

[Katie Nolan]

Smells like shoulder pads, right?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It smells like a shoulder pad. A big gold button.

[Pablo Torre]

This smells like she can have it all.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

She can. Let's see it.

[Katie Nolan]

If it's for a man, I'll be. I'll be surprised.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Gobsmacked.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a big package.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. No Gobsmack.

[Katie Nolan]

Brady.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. Tom Brady. I thought it was Chris Pratt. I don't have my glasses on.

[Katie Nolan]

You thought. How light skinned is Chris Brown?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, Chris Pratt.

[Katie Nolan]

I don't think.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Don't say that person's name.

[Pablo Torre]

Tom Brady.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

First of all, Stetson.

[Katie Nolan]

So collab with the hat company.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Damn.

[Katie Nolan]

You got your cologne at the hat.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's where my friend went to college. Stetson.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

To. To learn how to make original Stetson, the legendary fragrance of the American West. A rich, masculine blend of rugged woods, spice.

[Katie Nolan]

This is a Ms. Baby.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Baby, baby.

[Pablo Torre]

No incomplete base notes. Sandalwood, musk, vanilla honey. Tonka bean.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Tonka bean, what's that?

[Pablo Torre]

Tonka Trucks also make beans. Much like Stetson also wears.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

At Taco Tonka Bell.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right. What do you think it costs?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

$12.99.

[Katie Nolan]

55.

[Pablo Torre]

$30.47. This is the most expensive cologne so far.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Really?

[Pablo Torre]

Correct. We've done a lot of patriarchal scouting of these fragrances. This.

[Katie Nolan]

This is the first lady.

[Pablo Torre]

This. This is a lady that we should Respect.

[Katie Nolan]

This is Dr. Jill Biden. God rest her soul.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What?

[Pablo Torre]

Dr. Jill still with us.

[Katie Nolan]

Imagine you found out that's how she died though, right? Now that would be hilarious, right? Sorry.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not Dr. Jill. Really?

[Katie Nolan]

This is soft and delicate.

[Pablo Torre]

And I would like my laundry to kind of smell like this, you know?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. Or my bed sheets, you know?

[Pablo Torre]

Yes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wow. Sexist again.

[Pablo Torre]

I want this to make me a delicious sandwich.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I want this to cook for me.

[Katie Nolan]

I guess I can still be sexist even though I'm married.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But they're my children.

[Pablo Torre]

There's a subtlety here.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This smells like how I remember that Britney Spears perfume smelling.

[Katie Nolan]

Is this the romance version?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't think they would do both.

[Pablo Torre]

I don't. I.

[Katie Nolan]

These diabolical monsters.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Fruity in the back. You get that like apple.

[Katie Nolan]

What you say it's fruity.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

In the back.

[Pablo Torre]

Fruity in the back.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It is. Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.

[Katie Nolan]

I like this.

[Pablo Torre]

I like this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I like this.

[Pablo Torre]

I like this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

All right, guys, Marry it, why don't you? Jesus, Simps.

[Katie Nolan]

All right. This is for sure perfume.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's not going to sleep with you. Sorry, I'm just being people on the Internet. When you're nice to a lady, hope she sees this. Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

You can't just be polite.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No.

[Katie Nolan]

I mean, they're still correct probably, but yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is nice.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is a winner. It's, like, classy, it's light, it's.

[Pablo Torre]

But also feminine enough to satisfy, again, my most aspirational alpha desires.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Okay, Pablo. I look at Pablo. Alpha. How alpha.

[Katie Nolan]

I like it. I like it a lot.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I can't make eye contact with Pablo while he's. Everybody making me very uncomfortable.

[Pablo Torre]

Look at me. No, it's nice.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's. It's light, it's floral, it's fruity.

[Katie Nolan]

This is wonderful.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's like, almost like a peach or like a.

[Pablo Torre]

This is like the drink you order at dinner and your friends are, like, beginning to make fun of you, and then you're like, try it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

They're like, is this. Is that elderflower in there? And you're like, just take a sip.

[Pablo Torre]

Bet you regret making fun of me now.

[Katie Nolan]

Soft.

[Pablo Torre]

Let's see what number seven is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Soft. Soft off this baby.

[Pablo Torre]

Wow.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Jennifer, this is me now.

[Pablo Torre]

This is us now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Still.

[Pablo Torre]

She did it again. Did it again. That JLo, she is still.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

She do what can't she be still?

[Pablo Torre]

Heart the block. Katie and I have made fun of JLO in the past. I apologize.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

She popped out recently. I want to say it was something political in a brown outfit that my jaw was on the floor.

[Pablo Torre]

This is what a celebrity smells like. Yeah, it's called still.

[Katie Nolan]

That's good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's not.

[Pablo Torre]

Contemplating making this her daily drive.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

17.99. My daily driver.

[Katie Nolan]

17.99.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is my Adam driver. 17.99.

[Katie Nolan]

I bet it. Because I guarantee you she's moving bricks of this. 20 bucks.

[Pablo Torre]

26.23.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And worth every penny, I think. Very beautiful. Very beautiful. Very delicate. That's why you can't make eye contact.

[Katie Nolan]

With her when this is aspirational for.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

A certain type of very low head.

[Pablo Torre]

For sure.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Jlo, you did it again.

[Katie Nolan]

Feed my kids tonight or smell like JLo.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Get that, J.

[Pablo Torre]

This next fragrance needs to earn it. They can't coast on. As so many have. They cannot coast on the legacy of Jennifer Lopez, huh?

[Katie Nolan]

This Literally smells like the Standard hotel in Miami. Pablo and I were talking about this earlier. This just smells like the they're like lobby scent, which is definitely something way more expensive and better than whatever this is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But to me, this is nice.

[Katie Nolan]

Soapy in a bad way.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, it smells. I I very soapy.

[Pablo Torre]

I like a luxury hotel lobby.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, we all know this about you.

[Katie Nolan]

I like this.

[Pablo Torre]

There is restraint. I credit this for its restraint.

[Katie Nolan]

Are you getting perfume or cologne?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't. It's unisex. It feels.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, right. I'm a fan. And if this is cheap enough straight to cart.

[Pablo Torre]

Let's open up the bag.

[Katie Nolan]

I'm really curious about this one.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wow.

[Katie Nolan]

Why does Will let this have a fragrance?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Exactly.

[Katie Nolan]

And why is it so good?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And why isn't it called Will Levis?

[Pablo Torre]

Read it more closely.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Will Levis number eight, Hellman's parfum de Mayonnaise.

[Katie Nolan]

Yo, they killed it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's so funny.

[Katie Nolan]

So he's in the commercials, right?

[Pablo Torre]

Yes. So I.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So funny that you guys thought.

[Pablo Torre]

Incredible.

[Katie Nolan]

Can you buy this or is it. Do you get it when you order.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

A jar of helmets smell like mayonnaise. It wasn't supposed to. Was it? Like, I don't.

[Pablo Torre]

So it is. To Lawrence's taste and appreciation for the finer things in life. This is impossible to find. Now it's all sold out. You can't get it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Ah, there you go. Take it. Can't add to cart, but.

[Katie Nolan]

But they smells more like mayonnaise up close. And now that I. Liar.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is it supposed to smell like mayonnaise?

[Pablo Torre]

Will Levis number eight Parfum de Mayonnaise. Open to the bright burst of tart lemon that provides a refreshing and clean introduction. At the heart of the fragrance lies a creamy, daring mayonnaise accord.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What?

[Pablo Torre]

Daring daring creamy and daring Creamy daring mayonnaise accord.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Like it's the Geneva ones.

[Pablo Torre]

Yep. Offering a smooth and complex heart. We're describing Lawrence so far, by the way.

[Katie Nolan]

I am creamy and delightful.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

And a complex heart.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

Parsley adds a fresh herbal element reminiscent of a well prepared dish. And of course, this fragrance would not be complete without subtle coffee undertones. Reminiscent of Will's signature meat mayonnaise infused caffeine beverage.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Apparently drinks mayo.

[Pablo Torre]

He has a signature mayonnaise infused caffeine beverage.

[Dan Soder]

What?

[Pablo Torre]

This is a thing, Right? He puts mayonnaise in his coffee.

[Katie Nolan]

Wait, really? That's that. And that's why they signed him. Levis quarterback at the University of Kentucky. And I have been known to put mayonnaise in my coffee sometimes.

[Pablo Torre]

A sensual musk base weaves through the composition, evoking physicality and charisma. Finally, we finish off with a comforting, creamy vanilla finish that is equal parts inviting and intriguing.

[Katie Nolan]

The vanilla was there. No, that's the hotel lobby.

[Pablo Torre]

I hesitate to say that Katie comes out looking great for test, but it.

[Katie Nolan]

Shouldn'T be that good for what it is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It had no business trying as hard as it did.

[Katie Nolan]

They put their whole into that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

They're mussy.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, they're may.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You see?

[Pablo Torre]

I mean it is creamy and daring.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, absolutely not.

[Pablo Torre]

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[Pablo Torre]

Number 9.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Very nice. Very delicate. This feels like a lady to me.

[Katie Nolan]

This smells generic to me, like a platonic ideal of perfume.

[Pablo Torre]

It's almost evasive to me in a world in which people are screaming. I'm not even sure what gender this is, honestly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Enigma A riddle it's like a woodsy. I have such a headache from this.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Just to be.

[Pablo Torre]

Is it possible to be drunk off of smelling fragrances?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

When you picture perfume, you picture this smell what you.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, you smell.

[Pablo Torre]

Dare I say that? It almost feels like it's like an algorithmic.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I liked it more at first than I do now.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a centrist. Admittedly, I'm a little gun shy. Also because I was just praising the mayo fragrance.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, dude, the mayo is better than this. I don't care what comes out of the bag. The mayo is better than this.

[Pablo Torre]

We can only find a sample of this.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, broke.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, my God.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What is it? Driven by Derek Jeter.

[Katie Nolan]

What?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yo, that's.

[Pablo Torre]

We kind of nailed him.

[Katie Nolan]

We kind of going in the gift bag. For the. For the ladies. Driven away from my home.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's an Avon. It's another Avon Jam.

[Pablo Torre]

Autograph baseball. It's sample of Derek Jeter driven.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's Captain Boring.

[Pablo Torre]

And I love. I grew up adoring this man, but I.

[Katie Nolan]

Because he got ass.

[Pablo Torre]

He was clutch.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. And he's a snooze fest.

[Katie Nolan]

If you are a Yankee fan from Staten island and you buy the Driven cologne and you put that on, you're gonna be upset.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You're gonna be disappointed.

[Pablo Torre]

It's. It's not.

[Katie Nolan]

You might do a hate crime.

[Pablo Torre]

Still a Hall of Famer, to be clear. Unambiguous.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We can't take that away.

[Katie Nolan]

Thank you for clarifying.

[Pablo Torre]

They won't let us.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But if we could, we'd revoke it because of that perfume.

[Pablo Torre]

Jeez.

[Katie Nolan]

That's not.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not good. Just really boring. Not my cup of tea.

[Katie Nolan]

Like Jeets.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, Jeets.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Jeez.

[Pablo Torre]

Number 10.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, this is juicy. This is juicy.

[Katie Nolan]

That'll get you.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, that's what the Britney spe smells like to me.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. This is bubble gum. This is Bath and Body Works. This is Jessica Simpson written all over it. Something like that. It's one of those for sure.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is fruity.

[Pablo Torre]

This is David La Chapelle.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. This is those Steve Madden ads where they used to make their heads really big and really small.

[Katie Nolan]

This is a Bratz doll.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

This is no one over the age of 14.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is youthful. This is exhausting me just to smell it.

[Pablo Torre]

If you are wearing this and you are not a 14 year old, you should be arrested.

[Katie Nolan]

You're on a watch.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Telling you this is Brittany. This smells like the Britney Spears I know. I'm going to keep saying this like.

[Pablo Torre]

Chris Hansen should walk in the door now that we've Broken this out of the Ziploc.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's not as bad as they're making it sound. It's just very bright, very sweet for me. Good instincts for you both to be repulsed by.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Scent of a child girl. For the record, love that. Good job. Doing a great job.

[Pablo Torre]

I hate this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You hate it?

[Pablo Torre]

Never.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I.

[Katie Nolan]

Gross.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I can picture it bullying me. Oh, I am scared of it.

[Katie Nolan]

Mean girl.

[Pablo Torre]

This fragrance is the reason why Katie got Invisalign.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It ends really, really sweet. Like, the more I'm sitting with it, the more it's like cotton candy. Get it? You're 12. This is Taylor Swift. Wonderstruck just nailed it. That tracks.

[Pablo Torre]

Nailed it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That tracks.

[Katie Nolan]

And I like T Swizz. But yeah, this is. This is preying on the parents of young girls who don't have the money to spend one death.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, thunderstruck. Taylor's version also.

[Katie Nolan]

No. Is this the real. Is this the real bottle? Just zero effort.

[Pablo Torre]

It's a travel size.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, it's a travel travel size.

[Pablo Torre]

You know you want to smell like travel with someone.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This smells like a Taylor Swift concert. This is. This is exactly right.

[Pablo Torre]

Do you think that Taylor Swift smells like this?

[Katie Nolan]

Hell no.

[Pablo Torre]

Wonder Struck is the first fragrance from the young American pop country singer Taylor Swift. Launch in cooperation with the cosmetic company Elizabeth Arden. Wonderstruck is named after the lyrics from the song Enchanted. Quote, I'm Wonderstruck, comma and blushing all the way home.

[Katie Nolan]

Cool portmanteau.

[Pablo Torre]

Which tell about the feeling and the impression you get when you first meet someone you like. Taylor hopes that her fragrance will be an essential part of many impressions in first meetings. What do you think Wonderstruck costs?

[Katie Nolan]

It tracks, but I thought it would. This is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That smell too low end. I don't think she was a full blown capitalist yet.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

How much she would sell it for? I will say that size bottle.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Seven. 17, nine. 1799.

[Katie Nolan]

The travel size bottle is 999.

[Pablo Torre]

59.99.

[Katie Nolan]

What the.

[Pablo Torre]

How dare you underestimate.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

She's been a full blown capitalist the whole time. Wonder Strike 59.99 for the travel side.

[Katie Nolan]

Damn. We've been Wonderstruck. That's in. That's crazy town.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Egregious.

[Katie Nolan]

Did they deliver to your house on a private jet? That's bad.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's interesting.

[Pablo Torre]

That's the worst.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That being the most expensive and the smallest size other than the Jeter one.

[Katie Nolan]

And with the least appeal. That is only for little girls.

[Pablo Torre]

The last fragrance.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, good.

[Pablo Torre]

Is number 11.

[Katie Nolan]

Jesus Christ.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What Is that. Is that spearmint?

[Pablo Torre]

Wow. This is potent. This is the most. I feel like this is.

[Katie Nolan]

Besides Cristiano.

[Pablo Torre]

I have not smelled this since origin.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This sits outside in a folding chair and whistles at me, man, I'm afraid of this.

[Katie Nolan]

This is an Elks club, a VFW hall.

[Pablo Torre]

This one has seen some things and done some things as I'm sitting with it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't dislike it necessarily.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, I'm getting Vietnam vet for sure.

[Pablo Torre]

Man.

[Katie Nolan]

Maybe it'll settle a bit. It's.

[Pablo Torre]

It really does come on strong.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's kind of like deep. It's kind of like the back of my nose.

[Pablo Torre]

I. I feel that. I feel that, actually.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And it's like earthy and woodsy.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Let it be known there is gonna.

[Katie Nolan]

Be like John Madden or like some old. Like Terry Bradshaw.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, I hope it's Terry Bradshaw.

[Katie Nolan]

You know, something like an old guy.

[Pablo Torre]

See, this being a Terry Bradshaw.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Me too, actually.

[Pablo Torre]

Almost medicinal.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, this is a. This is a guy rolls into your one horse town, he's got a. In a briefcase full of whatever.

[Pablo Torre]

Yes.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, this is something. This is one of those. Yeah, a polio. Here you go, dog. But it doesn't smell cheap. Like this kind of.

[Pablo Torre]

No, no, no.

[Katie Nolan]

It's like.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But.

[Katie Nolan]

But like home brewed.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think I'm giving it credit for being different. It's very different than what we've smelled today.

[Pablo Torre]

This is. This is. This is alluring.

[Katie Nolan]

This is the work of an old man.

[Pablo Torre]

Is it snake oil? Is it penicillin?

[Katie Nolan]

Who cares? He's got stories and his own body. Bottle of whiskey.

[Pablo Torre]

Our last fragrance is.

[Katie Nolan]

Drum roll. Oh, wow.

[Pablo Torre]

We're gonna cut that.

[Katie Nolan]

We got got.

[Pablo Torre]

We're gonna cut that.

[Katie Nolan]

We got got.

[Pablo Torre]

We got got.

[Katie Nolan]

Snake oil salesman.

[Pablo Torre]

I think we nailed that. This is Fight, fight, fight. Donald Trump.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, the bottle's brutal. What a tacky fucking.

[Katie Nolan]

Just a sticker slapped on a.

[Pablo Torre]

That's perfect, though.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Limited edition 2024. Made in France.

[Pablo Torre]

I hate how made it France.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, I thought he was America. I thought America first.

[Katie Nolan]

We got the Sig on the side. This is 2024. This must have been.

[Pablo Torre]

This is new.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Like a cigarette.

[Pablo Torre]

This is that new. This is that new. New. It is a. An all black heavy ass bottle. Fight, Fight, Fight is a bold fragrance from Trump. Fragrances designed for men who embody strength and resilience. This limited edition cologne is crafted to leave a lasting impression. With its rich and robust notes, the fragrances commemorate President Trump's moment of personal courage in this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I mean, what does that have to do.

[Pablo Torre]

Americans being shot at in Butler, Pennsylvania. Instead of the potential horrific moment of Trump's assassination, every camera on the mainstream media captured the most iconic photograph and video of his political career.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God. The amount of money I. I was looking for the profile notes.

[Pablo Torre]

Lawrence, what do you think this costs?

[Katie Nolan]

Well, based on that reaction.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God.

[Katie Nolan]

So this is a hundred dollars.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Mine says 200. Whoa.

[Katie Nolan]

Let's we go.

[Pablo Torre]

We pay. I don't actually. This is the most embarrassing 200 bucks that we spent. $216.67.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The retail is 199 a bottle.

[Pablo Torre]

We gave, I presume, to be the alleged shell company. That's something.

[Katie Nolan]

I can't believe it doesn't smell worse now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Let's go. Is anybody here really good at math and conversions to end the show? This. If you took the amount that Taylor Swift had in hers and scaled it up to this size, is that more. Does she charge more per drop than he does?

[Pablo Torre]

Mathematically speaking, Taylor Swift's cologne, fragrance, perfume would cost at this rate, $400.

[Katie Nolan]

Jesus Christ. Shout out to T. Swizz.

[Pablo Torre]

I hope that the rest of the year works out in a way in which we're all like, you know what? That wasn't as bad as I thought.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Happy January 6th, by the way.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, belated.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Belated.

[Pablo Torre]

January 6th, at the end of every episode of Holotori finds out a show where we find stuff out. We say what we found out today. And I guess. I guess Katie, I found out Taylor.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Swift charges more per drop of her perfume. Or did. I don't know. Then. 45, 47. Is that what we call them now? Is it 45, 40. What? How do you even. Do you get both numbers? Did that. Did Grover Cleveland.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, you get both. Yeah, you get both.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Cool.

[Pablo Torre]

You got both. What was your favorite?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's between Beckham And I and JLo.

[Pablo Torre]

I think I'm still shook.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What did you learn today? What'd you find out today?

[Katie Nolan]

Found out that I'm updating my hall pass with my wife to David Beckham. Nice.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That wasn't on there?

[Katie Nolan]

No. I also found out that I want to try Manny's in my coffee. The will Levis, whatever's happening there.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, you were into that.

[Katie Nolan]

It unlocks pressing all the right buttons for your boy. I don't know. I'm not gonna start rooting for the Titans, but.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, that'd be nuts.

[Katie Nolan]

That. I mean, he's figured something out.

[Pablo Torre]

So I think, if I may collectively summarize our thoughts, find you that picture. The big winner, I think, is David Beck.

[Katie Nolan]

At the price point, too.

[Pablo Torre]

At that price point.

[Katie Nolan]

That's crazy.

[Pablo Torre]

1925. The best deal. The best man, dare I say, on the metal stand, though, we concur that JLO is there.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

If we're being honest with ourselves, I don't know, the scientists behind the glass are telling me that it was pretty clear that we all agree that the Trump one was pretty good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Damn. Really?

[Pablo Torre]

What I found out today is that I should never trust the producer of this show.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Why would you ever do that?

[Katie Nolan]

Nose knows.

[Pablo Torre]

God.

[Katie Nolan]

Nose don't lie. Trump got one.

[Pablo Torre]

This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out A Meadowlark Media production and I'll talk to you next time.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, sold it to Carvana.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.

[Pablo Torre]

The guy who wanted to pay me.

[Dan Soder]

In foreign currency, no interest over 36 months.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, no.

[Dan Soder]

Carvana gave me an offer in minutes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Picked it up and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient. Just like that?

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah. No hassle?

[Katie Nolan]

None.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That is super convenient. Sell your car to Carvana and swap. Hassle for convenience. Pick up. These may apply.