The Alley Oop: Cathy Gets BOOED?! Aces Dynasty Talk + Devin Carter’s HAIR + NBA Preseason Gamblers

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — The Alley Oop: Cathy Gets BOOED?! Aces Dynasty Talk + Devin Carter’s HAIR + NBA Preseason Gamblers

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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Episode Overview

Broadcasting from Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and their ensemble dive deep into the latest in sports and pop culture. This episode is packed with sharp takes and signature banter, centering on the Las Vegas Aces’ WNBA dynasty, the league's playoff chaos, the commissioner’s intense booing incident, looming labor unrest, early NBA championship predictions, gamblers obsessed with preseason, and a hilarious group roast of Devin Carter’s hair situation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Aces ARE a Dynasty: Three Titles in Four Years

• Trista Crick and Juju lay out the Aces’ turbulent journey from midseason collapse to reclaiming their dynasty label.
  • Aces won three of the last four championships, cementing their place as a modern dynasty.
  • Early-season struggles led many (including the hosts) to doubt them—roster shakeups, with Jewel Lloyd’s arrival and Kelsey Plum's departure, sparked speculation.
  • Nalissa Smith’s trade reinvigorated the team and Asia Wilson "woke everyone up."
  • The Aces themselves compiled media soundbites doubting their return—a move both applauded and critiqued.
  • Quote (03:12, Trista Crick):
    “And I’m sorry, the Aces, your time is over... Maybe you’re just not a good team. What are the Aces right now?”
  • Juju draws parallels with the Warriors’ ability to retool on the fly—Aces “never should’ve been written off.”

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2. WLoudest Commissioner Booing in Memory

• Kathy Engelbert, WNBA Commissioner, was booed mercilessly while presenting the trophy.
  • Compared to the “tradition” of Roger Goodell getting booed at the NFL Draft, but with a real, sharp edge here—no tongue-in-cheek, but outright hostility.
  • Even Aces players were seen giggling at her predicament.
  • Quote (06:36, Juju):
    “This was a legit impromptu F you... It’s another thing when you’re getting bullied by fans and your colleagues you’re in business with—damn, that was a cold piece right there. But she deserves it.”
  • Raises concern over her relationship with players and fans.

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3. WNBA Lockout Looming: Free Agency Chaos Ahead?

• Panel speculates a lockout is likely, but expect games to start on time after “CBA brinksmanship.”
  • Free agency predicted to be wild, perhaps with final rosters set just before the season starts.
  • The majority of star players potentially available.
  • Quote (07:44, Juju):
    “That means like, free agency... might not have rosters until April. That’s what I think is so crazy—it’s gonna be chaos even if there is a season, right?”
  • Trista jokes about the Atlanta Dream already charging her for next season’s tickets:
    “I’m not paying you until I know we have a season.” (09:03)

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4. NBA: Way-Too-Early Title Predictions

• Thunder “will win 67 games”, but both Trista and Juju think the Denver Nuggets should receive more respect.
  • Nuggets almost made the Finals last year with a thin roster.
  • With Bruce Brown, Jonas Valanciunas, Cam Johnson, and Tim Hardaway Jr., they're deep and dangerous.
  • Quote (11:47, Juju):
    “[Cam Johnson] is going to open things up for the perimeter… Impeccable afro as well.”
  • Nuggets’ mix of youth and experience is at the heart of the panel’s optimism.
  • Trista admits for the first time on this show that she agrees: “Especially with my Celtics out...I’m going with the Nuggets.” (12:21)

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5. “Boy, Stop” Segment: NBA/NCAA Fashion & Gambler Madness

A. Gambling on NBA Preseason Props

• Clip plays of a guy pestering Paolo Banchero: “Come on, Pablo, I need two more points, homie.”
• Quote (16:18, Juju):
  “You’re betting preseason player props? Are you insane? These players only play one half... Are you out of your mind?”
• Trista: “Boy, stop. And you recorded yourself doing it, goofball.”

B. NBA Players & Untied Shoes

• Rebecca: “Why can Hoopers not tie their shoes? It’s like an epidemic.”
• Juju shares his own double ankle injury from similar antics.
• Quote (18:03, Juju):
  “That’s how I tore my high ankle and my low ankle at the same damn time.”

C. Devin Carter’s Hair — A Group Roast

• Panel clowning Devin Carter’s thinning braids and questionable hair choices.
• Quote (20:00, Trista Crick):
  “Bro might need to go to the next. Turkey ain’t gonna fix that, bro.”
• Juju: “He needs to do the full Carlos Boozer where they literally paint your hairline... And I don’t like Devin Carter as a person, he was mean to me when I met him. So... to see my boy down bad like this? Tickled me pink.” (20:00)
• Trista: “Whack... Car, whack... Three point shot, whack.” (21:44)
• Consensus: It’s time for Carter to “come home” and shave it off.

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6. Fun, Personal Touches & In-Jokes

• Lighthearted ribbing between hosts and regulars—Trista and Juju riff about Nikes, hairlines, and ruined NBA betting slips.
• Rebecca Donahue’s “coven” references, and her role as the unofficial “clip wrangler” of the show.
• The show closes with a nod to inside jokes, “Come on home, Devin Carter!”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• “What we’ve seen is probably, Juju, one of the greatest turnarounds in basketball history... a dynasty, a team that’s won multiple championships, they can always do that. That’s what the Warriors did, right?”
  — Trista Crick (02:52)
• “When you win the championship, you can celebrate how you want to celebrate. You want to make a video? Make a video.”
  — Trista Crick (05:29)
• “Sis might need to go ahead and tender her resignation just to help herself out. What you think?”
  — Trista Crick on Kathy Engelbert (06:23)
• “Listen, you still have players that stepped up for the Nuggets that are only getting a year older that Michael Malone didn’t want to play that much... now a team that was really not deep at all and a team that’s super deep, 9, 10, 11 deep. And that’s how you compete with the Thunder.”
  — Juju (13:00)
• “If I’m Paolo, I ain’t getting you them two points. I don’t give a damn about your bets.”
  — Trista Crick (16:04)
• “Bro. Turkey ain’t gonna fix that, bro.”
  — Trista Crick, on Devin Carter’s hair (19:58)
• “Lord don’t like ugly. You out here acting ugly before you even play one season game in the NBA. Not even a real rookie yet. Like you’ve been in the league for a cup of coffee and you. You’ve lost your hair. Like you’re 14 years in the league.”
  — Juju (20:58)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Aces Dynasty & Season Recap: 00:42 – 05:32
• Kathy Engelbert Booed & Commentary: 05:33 – 07:23
• CBA & Possible WNBA Lockout: 07:23 – 09:33
• NBA Early Predictions (Thunder, Nuggets): 10:00 – 13:59
• “Boy, Stop” - NBA Preseason Gambler: 15:35 – 16:58
• Untied Shoes & Ankle Injury Stories: 17:22 – 18:58
• Devin Carter’s Hair & Roast: 19:10 – 22:54

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Tone and Style

The episode features the freewheeling, quick-witted banter the show is known for. Hosts indulge in playful roasts, candid criticisms, and offbeat analogies, mixed with genuine sports insights. There's constant rapid-fire energy, good-natured ribbing, and a willingness to poke fun at themselves, athletes, and the league.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a lively, joke-filled deep dive into the state of the WNBA post-finals and the NBA preseason, blending sharp sports analysis with the show's signature irreverence. The hosts effectively juggle insightful breakdowns (Aces' resurgence, shifting NBA landscape) with cultural commentary (labor disputes, gambling in sports) and endless running gags (Devin Carter’s hair, untied laces debacles). It’s perfect listening for sports fans who prefer their hot takes with plenty of humor and a side of chaos.

Transcript

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[Trista Crick]

I'm still joined by my illustrious co host, Trista Crick. How are you doing today? The Aces have done it. Dynasty. You can't deny it. The dynasty. El Dynasto, like, talk about what the Aces. This Aces team winning three championships in four years. Cashing in my sister's bet.

[Juju]

Who?

[Trista Crick]

Asia Wilson.

[Juju]

I already took the money out. I already took the money out. Sorry, DraftKings, you're not getting a cent re put into your bank, into your betting account. Because I know that I will use it and I will lose it. And that's just what they want me to do. So, no, I already deposit that back in that baby. And I think what's fascinating to me is how, like, they really were done. You know what I mean? Like, they really were not the same team. They move on from Kelsey Plum, they bring in Jewel Lloyd, and I actually to start the year. Thought that could be an upgrade just based on, like, what we know Jewel Lloyd has done in Seattle. And then it felt like Jewel maybe just needed to get her swagger back or maybe her age was starting to, like, catch up to her. She chooses asks to come off the bench, and then, like, things sort of change. But Asia was primarily the only one that was doing anything offensively other than Jackie Young. It was just those two. And outside of that, it was just very anemic. But that they trade for Nalissa Smith, which I think made a lot of help for Asia, and then getting slapped into the mouth by the links, I think really woke them up. But I don't want to act like we were all wrong to be concerned about a team that was seven and just teetering on the edge of missing the playoffs altogether. What we've seen is probably juju. One of the greatest turnarounds in basketball history. And like a dynasty, a team that's won multiple championships, they can Always do that. That's what the warriors did, right? Like, they were done. They. They made some tweaks. They get Jordan Poole, which I guess is like, different than Jewel Lloyd, but kind of, you know what I mean? Like another bucket getter. And then the chips go right for them and they win again. But I'm not necessarily going to say, like. Cause they. The Aces. I don't know if you saw this. They took a bunch of good follow clips from Roz and a bunch of other podcasts that called them done.

[Trista Crick]

To keep.

[Juju]

Yeah, to keep the receipts.

[Trista Crick]

And I'm sorry, the Aces, your time is over.

[Juju]

You're a team that can beat the bad teams, but can't beat the good teams. Maybe you're just not a good team. What are the Aces right now? I think what you just said, not a good team.

[Kathy Engelbert]

Roz, is the Aces dynasty over?

[Rose]

Honestly, probably, yes.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

Young stops, pumps, hits, cuts the foul. Jackie Young takeover. But Gray underneath gets it to go in a foul. Gray. What a dish. 10 assists now for Gray.

[Juju]

I see them being at the middle of the pack at best.

[Trista Crick]

Now the Las Vegas Aces may end up in a situation where they may have to consider trading Agent Wilson.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

Wilson, the Fade.

[Juju]

You bet. You bet.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

Wilson fading and hitting.

[Juju]

But they were. They were done. They were done, bruh.

[Trista Crick]

They need to take some clips from the alley oop. I believed in them the whole time they asked me mid season, I was like, bro, they gonna get it together. That's Ms. Rebecca. I know she's lost this record. Matter of fact, never mind. They don't have the records. Ms. Rebecca, I love you.

[Rebecca Donahue]

I'm right here, mama.

[Rose]

Scotch?

[Rebecca Donahue]

Yes, I can validate.

[Trista Crick]

Why didn't you send our clips to the Aces?

[Rebecca Donahue]

I. Via snail.

[Juju]

I don't. I don't think she knew. I don't think she knew that they even said that. And like, if you're gonna do it, I said that y' all were done on the letter shoot and probably also on the alley Oop. But, like, you were. If that 53, 353 point win doesn't happen from the links and you don't have Asia Wilson talking smack to the team, being like, yo, if you're not ready to come and compete, then you. You need to leave. Like, Becky Hammond looked like she was about to have a coronary all season long. Like, it's just. I just think it's, like, wrong to be like, see, see, we. We. We had it this whole time. Y' all just didn't recognize. But they. They're. They're. Tremendous. Jackie Young and Asia Wilson as a duo need to stick together forever.

[Trista Crick]

Yeah. When you win the championship, though, you can celebrate how you want to celebrate.

[Juju]

Yeah, you can.

[Trista Crick]

You want to make a video? Make a video. Speaking of videos, Kathy. Ms. Kathy got up there and presented the trophy to the Aces after the game. Mr. Have this video. This is the loudest boo I have ever heard in recent history. Take it away. Ms. Rebecca Davis.

[Kathy Engelbert]

And to present the trophy for YouTube TV, here is WNBA Commissioner Kathy Engelbert.

[Juju]

Boo.

[Kathy Engelbert]

Thank you, Holly. Well, we're here today to celebrate a champion. Thank you to all the fans. Phoenix had a great run, and this.

[Trista Crick]

Is a polite one.

[Kathy Engelbert]

And I just want to congratulate the Aces on a performance. 20, 25 WNBA champ.

[Trista Crick]

And the video from the inside the arena was even worse, bro, you couldn't even hear her microphone no more. I'm talking about the loudest boo. I think sis might need to go ahead and tender her resignation just to help herself out. What you think?

[Juju]

I think the other booze that are like, I guess rival is the boo that we all kind of have tongue in cheek where it's Roger Goodell at the draft. But, like, that's a shtick. That's. This was a legit impromptu F you. This was a where. And then they asked Asia and the rest of the Aces, like, hey, would you. What'd you think about your commissioner getting booed? And they were laughing. They were giggling at her. There's no love lost. It's one thing when the fans don't like you. It's another thing when you're getting bullied by the fans and the rest of your colleagues that you are in business business with. They're like, yeah, you. You see her get booed? Oh, man. Damn, that was a cold piece right there. But she deserves it.

[Trista Crick]

Yep, she deserve it. Do you predict the lockout? Are we going to see any WNBA in the near future, or is it going to be.

[Juju]

I'm going to say this. I. I locked out. They won't let me play. No, hey, I think we get a. I think we get a lockout, but we. I also think we have games start on time.

[Trista Crick]

Okay.

[Juju]

So I think from now when the, the, you know, expiration of the CBA happens, which is in like, I think two weeks till. Till April, I think there's no deal done. I think we get a deal done in the Final four or the Elite. That's. I think we're waiting. So that means, like, free agency. I don't know what happens at that Point. Do you. Do you sign the deal and then like you're not gonna sign the deal until you're gonna get new money. That's why they're all free agents. So you may have free agency last until like we might not have rosters until April. That's what I think is so crazy because it's like 80% or something crazy in terms of the. The available talent that can change teams. So that's the part that really is interesting is that these rosters aren't set and they might not be set until like two weeks before the season. So it's gonna be chaos even if there is a season, right?

[Trista Crick]

If the roster said or not. I know one damn thing. The Atlanta Dream. Still charging my account for these tickets on time.

[Juju]

They already charged you, bro.

[Trista Crick]

Tomorrow is the day. He sent me the email. Hey bro, just happy to have you back for the 2026 season. I'm about to. Lee Corso is behind. Not so fast, my friend.

[Juju]

Yeah, what Dog, I'm not paying you until I know we have a season.

[Trista Crick]

Exactly. What are we doing?

[Juju]

That's crazy to me, Juju. And more people need to know that they're asking for season ticket money right as the season ends for the next season in.

[Trista Crick]

In terrible fashion too. Against the Fever. I'm not gonna bring it back up because it's painful. But yeah, bro, get it together, man. At least. Let's at least have a season on the docket before you start taxing my place.

[Juju]

Do you want to post up? I think what we should do is we should plan a couple of weeks. We post the Meadowlark Hotel and we get season unrival tickets. Those are the tickets. I'm ready. Those are the tickets. I'm ready to see. They'll put. Put us up in sweet fashion for no money. We'll hang out, we'll do DLs. We'll. We'll be the unrivaled correspondence. What you think about that?

[Trista Crick]

I'm locked in. I like it. I like it.

[Juju]

Cuz we know that season's gonna happen.

[Trista Crick]

Oh yeah. That thing gonna happen no matter what. It's already gonna happen the year after that and the year after that. They getting money over there and the MIA yo but moving on real quick because WNBA season is over now and we got the NBA season coming around that mountain when she comes. So I'm gonna ask you a way too early question right now. Who is winning the NBA championship this year coming up?

[Juju]

Oh man. Juju. I'm not. What I will say is this it's really hard to repeat. Yeah, it's really, really hard to repeat. I think though, the Thunder will win 67 games this year.

[Trista Crick]

Yeah.

[Juju]

But a team that I think is not getting nearly enough respect and I think probably people who are in the know are giving them respect, but the casual fans are not. Is the Denver Nuggets what the Denver. What the Denver Nuggets have done? First of all, they took the Thunder to seven and in game either five or six, I forget which one it was. Denver was up 10 points in the fourth quarter and they just melted in the sun and the Thunder found a way to win that game. There's a realistic chance that Denver, even as shallow as their team was last year, could have gone to the finals.

[Trista Crick]

Yeah.

[Juju]

So you add Bruce Brown back into the mix. Brucey Brown, Brucey B as Michael Malone used to call him. You add another center because the on off minutes for yokicure have been horrendous. And Jonas Valentunas, they said take your ass away from Greece. You're coming into this team and you're gonna play. You get Cam Johnson, who I think Cam Johnson is going to change everything about this team. A lot of people think it's just like a better Michael Porter Jr. They don't play the same at all. He's an incredible passer. He cuts without the basketball a lot and he's going to open things up for the perimeter.

[Trista Crick]

Impeccable Afro too.

[Juju]

Impeccable afro as well. And then you have Tim Hardaway Jr. Off the bench who's going to provide some much needed shooting and, and rotation buckets. So they really made a lot of changes. Then you also have Holmes and he's, he's coming off that acl. He was awesome in summer league. So there's a lot or Achilles, I forget which one. But there's a lot to like about the Nuggets and I think it's going to make things a lot easier for Denver. They could be the two seeds. So it's, it's for me, it's Denver. Who is it for you?

[Trista Crick]

I mean I hate when this happens. This has never happened before on the alley oop. But I guess the Denver Nuggets as well because I'm looking at Joker. I'm looking at how he almost got that team, Michael Porter Jr. And that weak ass shoulder, that team. Russell Westbrook shooting on and off. He might hit you five in a row, he might hit you zero out of 10. That team almost went to the finals last year. So you take those things away as well, as the coaching confusion and all that noise that was surrounding them, I think they are poised to, dare I say, especially with my Celtics out this year, for sure, I'm going with the Nuggets.

[Juju]

Yeah, I like that. And then real quick, not to pile on too much, but listen, you still have players that stepped up for the Nuggets that are only getting a year older that Michael Malone didn't want to play that much. So talk about the Julian Strothers of the world. And he had an awesome game.

[Trista Crick]

So there's impeccable Jerry curl drip.

[Juju]

He does, he does. And so there's a lot of young players as you look at them. Christian Brown, I didn't mention. Right. You also have Peyton, Peyton Watson right there. So you've got like a. Now a team that was really not deep at all and a team that is super deep, like 9, 10, 11 deep. And that's how you compete with the Thunder is when Shay's off the floor and they're having other guys playing play. You've got dudes that can give you buckets like Tim Hardaway. So it's. I think it's going to be them. I really do.

[Trista Crick]

Yeah. Speaking of buckets, our bucket getter, our main bucket getter over here is Ms. Rebecca Donahue, Dr. Rebecca Donahue. And we like to toss it to her for a segment called Boy, stop. First off, Ms. Rebecca, how you feeling today, sis?

[Rebecca Donahue]

I'm doing all right, Juju. I'm doing all right. How are you doing?

[Trista Crick]

Pretty good. How was your weekend?

[Juju]

It was okay.

[Rebecca Donahue]

Where are we going with this? Where are we going?

[Trista Crick]

I like to give the audience for.

[Juju]

You.

[Trista Crick]

Saying, look, she don't know what he does.

[Juju]

She. He doesn't even know the type of wizardry that juju. And here's the thing, Mr. Rebecca, when he's asking you these things, you need to be furiously getting the clips up. Sherlock Mama, know that you're standing there legitimate.

[Kathy Engelbert]

Where's this going, Juju?

[Trista Crick]

It was actually weekend. How about that?

[Juju]

She's just sitting there frozen, like, where is this?

[Rebecca Donahue]

I got a video. God, we're gonna have to bleep cuddle heaven.

[Trista Crick]

Just play whichever video you got first.

[Rebecca Donahue]

Here's a good one.

[Juju]

He's not even asking much, just something.

[Trista Crick]

Oh, my goodness. We love our friends at DraftKings 100%.

[Juju]

Always. We for DraftKings.

[Trista Crick]

Exactly. DraftKing users always pay attention to the small print below. If you have a gambling problem, please dial Hope NY and spend Hope NY. Right. Play the video, Ms. Rebecca.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

Come on, Pablo. I need two more points, homie. Two more points. You care about.

[Trista Crick]

Paul H.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

Listen, I won every day since Sunday. Preseason, bro.

[Rose]

We're live.

[Play-by-play Announcer]

I won every day since Sunday, bro.

[Trista Crick]

Get him out of here. Ban. Whoever that is from the arena. Listen, first of all, you betting on preseason basketball. You, sir, need to. To go to a meeting or two. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna put you in counseling, but just go take a brochure for the meetings, and then you're gonna have the nerve, the audacity to bother Paulo with that need. Two points. Now, if I'm Paulo, I ain't getting you them two points. I don't give a damn about your best. How you feel, sis?

[Juju]

I just think. And we're not even talk betting preseason games. You're betting preseason player props. Are you insane? These players are only playing one half of basketball. We don't know what the rotations are. Are you. Are you out of your mind? And I know you got money. Feeder on the floor. Feeder there. Able to. To, like, heckle Paolo to get two points. What are we effing doing here? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.

[Trista Crick]

I'll tell you what we're doing. Boy, stop.

[Juju]

Come on.

[Trista Crick]

And you recorded yourself doing it, Goofball.

[Juju]

That's the worst.

[Trista Crick]

Goofball behavior. Are you dumb? Get him out of here. Next video, Ms. Rebecca.

[Rebecca Donahue]

He's chasing that poor guy like a payday loan, right? Like a payday loan.

[Juju]

He may not even actually have a player prop. He might just be doing that for the clout. Get. Boy. Boy, stop.

[Rebecca Donahue]

Boy, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got one here for you.

[Juju]

I.

[Rebecca Donahue]

This is my question, okay? Why can Hoopers not tie their shoes? People, like, it's like.

[Trista Crick]

Oh, no.

[Rebecca Donahue]

It's like an epidemic. I mean, like, just tie your kicks like this is. You normally see one. Have you ever seen it too far? I mean, this is both.

[Trista Crick]

Oh, wow. Wow. Did the shot go in? Oh, the shot did go in. Oh, my goodness.

[Juju]

No. It's out literally on the contest. And literally the part that's boy stop is also the contest. What are we doing? What are you contesting like that for, boy?

[Trista Crick]

Almost snapped your whole.

[Juju]

Put your hand up. Listen. That's how I tore my high ankle. And my low ankle is trying to contest. You step on someone's shoe, you roll your ankle like LeBron did when he had that high ankle sprain, and you're screaming in pain. You're in a boot for six weeks. Listen, your entire life has been changed because you thought you were gonna get the block. Boy, stop. Absolutely not.

[Trista Crick]

I think you buried the lead right here. How the hell did you tear your high ankle and your low ankle at the same damn time? Well, I didn't know why you always wore high top shoes.

[Juju]

Oh, my goodness.

[Rebecca Donahue]

A lot of cankle injury, man.

[Juju]

Well, first of all, people were wearing the Jordan Thirteens out there to play pickup. So the size 15 Jordan 13, my little foot steps on it, rolls off it rolled down and out. Down is the high ankle, out is the low ankle.

[Rebecca Donahue]

Jesus.

[Trista Crick]

Fall out.

[Juju]

It hurts so bad. Oh, just. I would. They said, you better. You should have broke it. You are so screwed.

[Trista Crick]

You'd have been better off breaking it.

[Juju]

I was in a PT for six months. Boy, stop.

[Trista Crick]

Damn, bro. The next boy, stop. I'm. I'm. I'm going request this one. My brother. Devin, car.

[Juju]

Come on. Do we. I knew I was hoping for this one, brother.

[Trista Crick]

You have to know when it's time to come home. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a friend out there that needs to come home, let them know. Don't let them go out of the house like this. What is happening?

[Juju]

Does he not have a good a. Does he not have a girlfriend or a sister? I know he braid to try to braid it back. First of all, have you seen those Instagrams where they paint the rest of your head in? They started. We didn't have that when we were a kid.

[Rebecca Donahue]

You could get good plugs in Turkey. Like, why isn't he.

[Trista Crick]

Bro. Turkey ain't gonna fix that, bro.

[Juju]

No, no, no.

[Trista Crick]

Bro might need to go to the next.

[Juju]

He needs to do the full Carlos boozer where they. They like, literally paint your hairline. And I. I don't like Devin Carter as a person. He was mean to me when I met him. And so this absolutely gave me. Tickled me pink to see my boy down bad like this.

[Trista Crick]

He came, I came up, and I.

[Juju]

Asked him if he had black Air Force energy. And he. And I said, listen, I think that's the type of. Of toughness that the Kings have. And he goes, I don't wear black air forces. Those were the Tiffany exclusives. And I go, excuse me. Nobody's checking for the little Tiffany blue underneath. Boy, stop. Come home. Shave it off. Kings fans hate you because you're not producing as a first round pick. And you got. You got pissy energy. I think I can say pissy. I don't know if that can get blue.

[Rebecca Donahue]

Well, that's why his hair fell out. He just. He dissed our girl there.

[Juju]

Listen, the. The Lord don't like. Listen, Lord. Don't like ugly. You out here acting ugly before you even play one season game in the NBA. Not even a real rookie yet. Like you've been in the league for a cup of coffee and you. You've lost your hair. Like you're 14 years in the league. Devin Carter, you're getting right.

[Rebecca Donahue]

You don't mess with the coven. You don't. This is what it's like.

[Juju]

Listen, and that's the problem.

[Rebecca Donahue]

This is after Trista.

[Kathy Engelbert]

Yes, it is.

[Juju]

Before the Besmirch. After the Besmirch.

[Trista Crick]

Look, the Besmircher is back on duty. We start out talking about this man hair. She talk about Kings fans don't like you. I don't like you. Your sister probably don't like you.

[Juju]

The radio show that covers the team don't like you. We all revel in your. In your harm.

[Trista Crick]

Right Shoes. Whack. Fighting stance. Whack. Car. Whack.

[Juju]

Three point shot. Whack. Literally. They asked me, okay, Somebody asked me not to bring it back to the wow. If a w. Any WNBA player. If Asia Wilson. Actually, I think it was Asia Wilson. If Asia Wilson could be any NBA player. One on one, three dribble, max. And I said, I went around with some names. I think she could not beat Ryan Archie Diacono. Like, he's got bounce. But I.

[Trista Crick]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait. How do you say that last name again?

[Juju]

Ryan Archie Diacano.

[Trista Crick]

I think it's Arch Yakado, but neither here nor there. Keep going.

[Juju]

Anyway, the name that we all settled on was Devin Carter. And so he cannot shoot. He cannot shoot. His jumper's broken. And for a guard, that's a tough look.

[Trista Crick]

That's we look. Salute to Devin Carter Jr. Tristan, stop.

[Juju]

It's really. Girl, stop. Stop messing.

[Trista Crick]

I don't know, bro. Because he's still the son of an NBA player. He. And his dad was super athletic with the Nuggets. I think he got athleticism in his. In his blood.

[Juju]

So he doesn't have hair genes. In his blood. Grandpa did him wrong.

[Trista Crick]

He should take it from his dad because his dad played ball most of his career.

[Juju]

Wasn't his dad bald, though?

[Trista Crick]

Yes, the whole career. Yeah, I think he just. I think it's a bet or a dare, because ain't no way in hell, bro.

[Juju]

Ain't no way. Ain't no way.

[Trista Crick]

Well, yeah, man. That might do it for another episode of the Alley oop. Or as they call it in Cuba, le Hoop. And I know you've been wondering. And yes, this is one of those ones right here. Sent to me personally from L. Dan L. Lebitard. You feel me? DLS hoops jerseys available soon, Sooner than later. I'll just say that.

[Juju]

Can I get. Before they're available, Can I get one? Come on now.

[Trista Crick]

In the last words, Tristan, come on.

[Juju]

Home, Devin Carter, come on home.

[Trista Crick]

Yeah, I'm gonna echo that sentiment. Come on home, Devin Carter. Also, Ms. Rebecca, I'm glad you had a great weekend as always. Thanks to Ms. Rebecca Donahue and my boy Dylan with the D's. You feel me? I always thank you for listening and tuning in. Catch us again Friday.

[Juju]

We gotta run.

[Trista Crick]

Same bad time, same bat channel.

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[Trista Crick]

Rawr.

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[Juju]

Tonight.

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[Rose]

Hey, audience, I got a special treat for you because I want to talk to you about Miller Lite. But I want to talk to you about Miller Lite with my good friend Rose. Hey, Rose.

[Juju]

Hi, everybody.

[Rose]

When we hang out and we hang out often, we're friends. I consider us friends.

[Juju]

Yeah, me too.

[Rose]

We're often toasting the good times. And what am I toasting with?

[Juju]

With Miller Lite.

[Rose]

That's right. Miller Lite. Whether you're hanging out with your dear friend Rose or at game day, it just hits different when you got a Miller Lite in your hand. From jaw dropping touchdowns to fantasy heartbreaks, it's a beer that has been there for every moment. 50 years of great taste, simple ingredients and that iconic golden color that you can spot across the room. And it's just not the color of the the beer, which is brilliant. That beautiful white can. How beautiful is that? Is that you doing the sound of a can opening? Is that your favorite sound?

[Juju]

No, it is a horsey.

[Rose]

A horsey. All right, we'll stop doing that. And here's a kicker. Miller light is just 96 calories, 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. The original light beer since 1975. That's right. And still hitting different five decades later. You're so good at this, Rose.

[Juju]

I know.

[Rose]

So whatever your game day looks like, remember, Miller time is always a good time. Look at us. We're a great tag team high five again. Can you do that? That beer sound one more time? And the horse sound one more time. I regret asking you about that one, but the Miller Lite sound is good. Miller Lite great taste. 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com Shane to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsively. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Sin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounce ounces. No, it says.

[Juju]

Oh, SES.

[Rose]

Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila.

[Cuervo Mascot/Voice]

Cuervo. What are you doing here, Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

[Rose]

Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out especially for one of our great partners.

[Cuervo Mascot/Voice]

Sweet, delicious Cuervo.

[Rose]

Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.

[Cuervo Mascot/Voice]

Cuervo.

[Rose]

So enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo.

[Cuervo Mascot/Voice]

Cuervo.

[Rose]

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo Cuervo.

[Trista Crick]

Com.

[Rose]

Please drink responsibly.

[Cuervo Mascot/Voice]

Cuervo.