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Stugotz
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Mike Ryan
Welcome to the Big Sui presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now here's the marching man to Nowhere Fat Face and the habitual Liar.
Billy Gill
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours. Happy to report it seems I was right about Drew Carey being sex. He has never confirmed himself, but he is the subject of a lot of Internet conjecture and Reddit posts about real life sex dolls. Even rumors of a sex dungeon. The fact remains that there is a lot of hullabaloo surro Drew Carey and his private life.
Stugotz
I love when Mike's right about sex fiends.
Mike Ryan
Ohio.
Billy Gill
That's a safe word.
Mike Ryan
That's my first time seeing that David Sampson ad.
Billy Gill
It really is something.
Mike Ryan
How many like studio shot pictures does he have of himself in an ugly jacket? Cause I saw. Are they digitally imposing different designs on it?
Stugotz
No, I think I was probably an entire photo shoot. Fashion.
Mike Ryan
He brought all his damn flashes jackets.
Amin Elhassan
And then can we maybe put it.
Chris Cote
Bottom right on mute and I'll count while it's going and I'll report back?
Mike Ryan
Yes, please.
Chris Cote
Don't you guys put that up in.
Mike Ryan
Mute and don't count the old ugly shirts and stuff that he was wearing with the model. This is talking about the stuff for. Yeah, like, those things. There you go. I've already seen three. I didn't even get. We didn't get, like, the 30 seconds in.
Stugotz
It's the face for me. He's definitely doing model face in every single one of those.
Mike Ryan
You think David Sampson wishes you on Shark Tank, but not, like, as someone pitching as, like, one of the Sharks.
Stugotz
I try not to think of what David Sampson thinks of.
Amin Elhassan
Why is it when he says that, you know, there are baseball players who can learn a thing or two about money, and it shows. Shohei Ohtani and Pudge Rodriguez.
Mike Ryan
Well, Pudge went bankrupt, Right. And Shohei because. Well, his interpreter was out there, like, putting bets.
Amin Elhassan
Okay. All right. I thought maybe it was with Pudge because he left the team. You know, they didn't want to. They wanted to keep him, but he left for more money. I don't know.
Chris Cote
Seven or eight seems to be my number. There might have been a double in there, a duplicate in there. So seven or eight.
Mike Ryan
Did you count that white one there at the end? Yeah.
Chris Cote
Oh, at the end. All right, now we got a full eight. Or did it restart? Get rid of it, guys.
Mike Ryan
It might be nine.
Stugotz
We just needed you to count, Chris.
Mike Ryan
That's what he does best.
Chris Cote
I'm a journalist.
Mike Ryan
He doesn't stop counting. That's the problem. He started counting. He's amazing.
Stugotz
Instructions were not specific enough.
Mike Ryan
The. I don't know if you guys saw this story. Over the weekend, Don Van Natta reported that great teeth. A bun. Great teeth.
Stugotz
Teeth.
Mike Ryan
Shout out to Don Van Natta's teeth. A bunch of NFL players, over a hundred, been caught selling their super bowl tickets for above face value, which, of course, is against the bylaws. The reason why you get those tickets.
Amin Elhassan
That'S the Mike Tice scam.
Mike Ryan
Mike Tice was Minnesota, right? Yeah, same thing. And there are some coaches, too. They didn't say how many coaches, but there was a large number of these people were selling them for above face value. And the punishment that they're offering is you have to pay back 1.5 times the face value of the tickets that you sold, and you don't get tickets for the next two Super Bowls. And I'm like, that ain't no punishment. But more.
Stugotz
More interestingly, why should it be punished?
Mike Ryan
Well, you're not supposed to. You're getting these tickets as well.
Stugotz
But who loses in that situation? They. I mean, the. The person who. What are you expect? It to be sitting next to an NFL player at the Super Bowl. Because if I get the ticket and I go to the game, great. If I get the ticket and I make profit from it and somebody else.
Mike Ryan
Goes to the game, the idea is that the NFL is giving them these tickets, either comp or discounted. And so if it were just gonna be sold, hell, we could have sold it ourselves. Instead, you went out and made a profit, took advantage of what was a nice little perk for you or family members or friends or clients or whatever. But again, the punishment is you have to pay back 1.5 times the face value of the tickets you sold or else get suspended. Then this is the part that blew my mind. I said, well, surely all 100 guys said, all right, you got me. My bad. There are guys who are fighting this. Apparently they're guys who have yet to accept the punishment.
Amin Elhassan
But when you've. Okay, so 1.5 times, let's say the ticket's worth $1000. You got to pay back $1500. You definitely sold it for more than $1500.
Mike Ryan
Right. And you're going to. You miss two more Super Bowls in terms of these type.
Amin Elhassan
They clearly don't want to go anyway.
Mike Ryan
Right.
Greg Cote
So it's like they're not even punished if their team makes a Super Bowl. They can buy tickets. It's only two Super Bowls if your team doesn't get it. And then the weird thing, I mean, I don't know if you saw this in the story, is that the players that did this have to pay back 1.5, but the non players that did this have to pay back double face value.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Greg Cote
So like the people that make less money have to pay back more money.
Stugotz
How many giveaways do they give away? Like, every player in the league has the potential for two, and every coach in the league has the. That seems like a lot of tickets.
Mike Ryan
It's a lot of tickets. I don't think it's.
Stugotz
I think, like, obviously you can turn them down. Right. You have to be in that position.
Mike Ryan
By the way, the other part of this is anyone who's gotten comp tickets, you've gotten comp tickets. That's taxable income, even if you didn't pay a dime for it. As an employee, if you get comp tickets, you get tax on it. So you actually see it come out of your check. I remember when I worked for the Suns, I had season tickets, and I remember every kind of couple of weeks when we had a lot of home games in the prior pay period. I Look at my paycheck. I'm like, what the hell is this? And it's like, oh, yeah, we preemptively take the tax off.
Stugotz
So in a way, you are getting charged for them. Well, yeah, just not as much. You're just getting charged the tax, and.
Mike Ryan
Then you can get it back by saying, I used it for entertainment, for a client, for business purposes or whatever. But the point is, you do get a hit in your pocket. And so there are a lot of guys who don't want it, who turn it down. Their guys don't turn it down because they don't want to have to deal with that.
Stugotz
Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Like, I can't imagine NFL guys are dying to go to a Super bowl where two other teams are playing. It's not their team.
Mike Ryan
Nobody's nobody. I don't think anybody wants to just give them away. They give them away. It's like, you got an uncle. Like, come on, nephew, let me get in. Like, here you go. Or whatever. And, hey, by the way, you got me on that. That flight in the hotel, too, because kind of pricey going to the Super Bowl.
Greg Cote
Could you imagine? Like, you turn. You. Like, you go to the game, you're all excited. It's like, oh, T.J. watt is sitting next to you.
Mike Ryan
Like, this happen. He comes back with, like, the big tub of popcorn and, like, two beers, and then he spills a little.
Greg Cote
Football players, like, the worst people to probably sit in stadium sitting next to, right? Like, imagine like, you. You go. You buy this ticket on StubHub or whatever. Like, this is amazing. It's like, oh, but like, this is the Arizona Cardinals offensive line section, and they all decided to come this year.
Mike Ryan
And you're sitting in between two guys. You're center, and they're man spreading. Right.
Amin Elhassan
You will get to chug a beer.
Chris Cote
At one point, though, when the. When the screen gets on you, everyone stands up. That's what offensive linemen do.
Stugotz
What's man spreading?
Mike Ryan
Man spreading is like, when you sit down. You know, there's some people who sit.
Amin Elhassan
Down and my boys to breathe.
Mike Ryan
I do it. Yeah.
Chris Cote
I'm a big man spreader, as wide as.
Stugotz
I mean, me, too.
Mike Ryan
But you do that.
Stugotz
No.
Mike Ryan
Oh, man.
Chris Cote
I'm just like, I will be in public sometimes and be like, oh, no, I'm a man spreading too much right now. I got to tighten up.
Mike Ryan
Wait, you're gay?
Stugotz
You got to slow down there, Chris. There's a lot going on.
Chris Cote
That's what I say to myself when my Legs get too wide.
Mike Ryan
Moving on tight note.
Chris Cote
I'm fine with it.
Mike Ryan
So there's another scandal of brewing, by the way, like back to the brewers, the NFLPA stuff that Pablo has now triggered, basically a federal investigation.
Billy Gill
Yeah, Felonious behavior, apparently.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Billy Gill
And it's crazy Summer Pablo, man.
Mike Ryan
The summer of Pablo. But like, this one might be the biggest one, even though I think I want the Beasley one to be the biggest one because we put in a lot of work on that episode.
Billy Gill
But what's crazy was the initial response to this was like, wow, this could be really big. And then three days later, it was like an or a random orbiter screwed up. And they were like, the reaction was it totally diffused the impact of this story and it kind of died down. And the general response after it came back from the arbiter, that was a clerical error, was, wow, this is a big nothing burger. So much for the hype. And then little did we know, about a month later, we're talking about felonious behavior. There's been alleged felonious behavior. There's been two big time resignations. The NFLPA is in all sorts of uproar right now. There's a massive, massive story. One of the bigger sports stories of the year from an investigation news standpoint.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, I mean, it just, it as Fuentes just said in my ear, anytime the FBI calls, you have to, you have to, like, even if you're like, I didn't do anything, like, there's got to be a little shit, shit in bricks, right?
Amin Elhassan
Can I just tell you something that bothers me?
Mike Ryan
What's. What bothers you?
Amin Elhassan
So we watch. You know, you say, now any time the FBI calls you shit and bricks, like, you got to take it serious. We're big Law and order SVU people in my house, my wife and I, we watch. I mean, who isn't? What a great.
Greg Cote
Go on.
Amin Elhassan
What a great show. Yeah, that's my gimmick. And whenever the detectives show up and they talk to the random street worker, they're so goddamn calm. They're just, they're doing their work.
Mike Ryan
They don't stop doing their job. It's a Law and Order staple across all the law.
Amin Elhassan
They're telling you about a murder and they don't even still put up the fruit, you know, the bodega.
Mike Ryan
These packages aren't going to unload themselves.
Amin Elhassan
Crazy. It's so nonchalant.
Stugotz
You seem extra guilty when you just keep about going about your business and they're telling you about these disgusting crimes.
Amin Elhassan
That are so not shook with the murder investigation that the detectives are talking to them about. They can't even look them in the eye while they're talking.
Mike Ryan
You know what you guys sound like? You sound like out of town country bumpkins.
Stugotz
This happens all the time.
Mike Ryan
New York City. I gotta unload these boxes. My boss is gonna be on my ass. Yeah, I saw the guy come in the other night. He acted a little weird, but I didn't think any of it. It's a weird city.
Amin Elhassan
The bartender is still making drinks while he's talking, while he's trying to give details about the girl who may have been raped the last night. Yeah.
Billy Gill
I would be like, oh, let me step away for this one.
Amin Elhassan
Let me give you my full attention so maybe we can find the guy.
Stugotz
Did you happen to see the gentleman who was walking around with his penis out dragging a dead body?
Mike Ryan
Yeah, I mean, like, it happened so quick. It was at night. But I've seen a lot of weird things in this neighborhood. You know, I've been here 25 years.
Stugotz
That's not the first time you've seen exactly what I described to you.
Mike Ryan
No, no, it's. It's a weird neighborhood.
Chris Cote
What are you twisting?
Mike Ryan
I'm polishing the glasses and putting them up.
Amin Elhassan
He's working.
Mike Ryan
I'm working. I'm doing my job.
Chris Cote
Take a glass off and twist it like it looked like you were twisting.
Mike Ryan
Something open on a towel.
Stugotz
He's cleaning the top.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, there you go. You know, Come on.
Amin Elhassan
It's crazy.
Stugotz
You're right. I think Amin's on. He's on it like.
Mike Ryan
I mean, it's New York City. Like, I'm busy, man. You're coming. You're taking time out of my day to talk about some shit that I didn't even do. Now if. If I stopped, I knew. I knew he shouldn't have done that. I told him he stopped messing with that girl. Those are the guys like, oh.
Stugotz
That the people around you think that you're the one being investigated. Just like if I'm just going about my business and I'm just asking. Answering simple questions to these police officers.
Mike Ryan
Ra Red flags, man.
Stugotz
He's convinced me.
Chris Cote
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Amin Elhassan
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Billy Gill
Stugats.
Amin Elhassan
It's a good algorithm. This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
Mike Ryan
Speaking of red flags, let me. I'm ready to break some news. So there. There is a another federal investigation going on right now about the sale of ill gotten memorabilia.
Billy Gill
Oh, I thought you were going to talk about the other federal investigation that's going on.
Mike Ryan
What's that?
Billy Gill
Check the check your threads app. It's a big deal, apparently.
Mike Ryan
Well, I'll get, I'll get. I'm getting to it. But. But this one concerns memorabilia. Authenticated memorabilia stolen from the Miami Heat. Oh really? And sold for many, many, many, many many millions of dollars. Perhaps one of the largest heists of this kind.
Stugotz
So it's definitely Wade and LeBron memorabilia, not Jimmy Butler memorabilia.
Mike Ryan
It's Not a Duncan Robinson three point shootout game worn jersey, but yeah, game worn stuff that's been stolen and sold for at least 18 months, something like that.
Amin Elhassan
Like this inside job.
Mike Ryan
There's. So I did some reporting, I talked to some sources.
Stugotz
I mean, finds out.
Mike Ryan
I mean, finds out. There you go. And sources within the memorabilia community and apparently your memorabilia friends. No, this isn't, this isn't a math friends type situation like Dan. No, this is, this is me doing. I got a hot tip, okay. And I talked to some people in the memorabilia community and apparently we're talking about game worn stuff from Duncan Robbins. From game worn. Let me put this game worn. Well, I guess this still doesn't clarify game worn finals stuff.
Stugotz
Okay.
Mike Ryan
And this person was taking them and selling them both within the regular market and within the black market. Not that kind of black market. Sorry, Roy, make sure. But what red flag within the memorabilia committee is you never see people with this much stuff, right? You might get a game worn jersey, but to get like a game worn full set NBA Finals for multiple players.
Stugotz
How much money is this person gaining, would you say?
Mike Ryan
As it was described to me, this is one of the largest, if not the largest memorabilia heists in the history of this country in any sport. Beyond that, there's also some of the people involved include a police officer, of course, a Miami police officer and someone with ties to the NBA.
Stugotz
So, so are you investigating this and you have listed the suspects yourself, like this is you doing this or you have found out that these are the people who are involved?
Mike Ryan
I have found out that these are the people involved. There's a federal investigation happening and any day now the feds are going to announce, wow, like this thing is happening.
Stugotz
Is this going to be just like a person or multiple individuals just arrested and announce it there or is it.
Mike Ryan
Some sort of, I don't, I don't know.
Billy Gill
And have like an Autumn of Amin.
Mike Ryan
You know, tipping people off. Summer Pablo. Summer Pablo and then Autumn of Amin. Am I tipping people off? I don't know. Now that I think about it, you're right. Holy shit.
Greg Cote
It seems like maybe you're going to be pulled in for questioning now. Like, why are you telling people what we're up to?
Mike Ryan
Well, I mean, I feel like this is.
Greg Cote
I don't know if you've heard what happens to snitches.
Amin Elhassan
They get hurt.
Mike Ryan
You know what? I'm going to fight. What was it, the first Amendment? You're the journalist. Journalism protected. Which amendment is protected by all of them? There you go. I'm an all amendment kind of guy, and I. And they'll say, hey, me. Who's your source? How'd you find out? You know what I'll say? I cannot divulge my sources at this time.
Billy Gill
That'll be the Fifth Amendment.
Greg Cote
I call bullshit on that. You're not going to jail to not someone you just snitch for free.
Mike Ryan
I'm not. I'm. What?
Greg Cote
You just told us that a bunch of people across the street about to get arrested by the feds for free. If someone comes and says, where'd you hear that from? Or you're going to jail, you're gonna sing like a canary.
Mike Ryan
I didn't say there was anybody from across the street.
Greg Cote
Heavily implied that.
Amin Elhassan
You know what? You know what a squealer looks like? That's what you're saying?
Greg Cote
Mm.
Mike Ryan
You guys got me getting on the stand and singing.
Stugotz
Remember that time he came in with a busted lip and said he fell in the street?
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Stugotz
I think he got his ass kicked. Squealing all the time.
Mike Ryan
Did I squeal?
Stugotz
Probably.
Mike Ryan
Did I tell who did it? No. I made up a story.
Greg Cote
You're not a jail guy. I don't mean that as an insult. You're not a jail.
Mike Ryan
We've had this conversation. None taken. Number one. Number two, we've had this conversation. If I go to jail, it's going to be one of two things. Either I'm going to get put into solitary confinement, which is my selection. I'll do solitary confinement.
Amin Elhassan
You're allowed to just choose to be in solitary confinement? Yeah.
Greg Cote
You go in and they ask you a check in instead of gem pop.
Mike Ryan
Nobody wants to be in solitary confinement. I'm doing them a favor. Hey, man, separate me from everybody. It's less of a headache.
Stugotz
I just remembered my favorite Happy Gilmore 2 joke. Should I say it?
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, sure, go ahead. That's what she said.
Mike Ryan
Hold on. Spoiler alert. For those people who. For those people who don't want to get spoiled on Happy Gilmore 2, the whodunit of the century.
Stugotz
All right. It was when Scotty Scheffler was getting arrested and he said, not again. That was hilarious.
Chris Cote
I said he was good.
Billy Gill
And you're like, he was fine for a call.
Mike Ryan
Firm.
Stugotz
It was bad acting, but it was a good line.
Mike Ryan
It was.
Chris Cote
Well, he was the funniest of the pro golfers, him and Zander.
Stugotz
I was waiting for Jeff Darlington to show up, but I guess he's not friends with Adam Sandler. Would that have been funny?
Chris Cote
That would have been a deep cut.
Greg Cote
So you're gonna request, you know, late checkout solitary confinement when you go to jail?
Mike Ryan
I mean, it's not hard. No one wants to do it, so. And by the way, when I say solitary confinement, I don't mean the hole. I don't mean the one where, like, you're naked and it's dark. I'm talking about the one where it's just a bed and a tiny, like.
Greg Cote
Window with a balcony. Yeah. Special solitary confinement.
Amin Elhassan
And you don't get any yard time.
Mike Ryan
No yard time. Don't need it. Everything in my room.
Stugotz
This just sounds like a New York hotel.
Mike Ryan
There you go. I do solitary confinement on my head. I do 10 years solitary confinement before I do a month in regular prison, straight up.
Amin Elhassan
I would do so poorly in prison.
Billy Gill
I do hope this whole audio gets subpoenaed by the feds. And with you just volunteering, I would be happy to do 10 years in solitary.
Amin Elhassan
I'll do 10 years, no problem.
Greg Cote
Do you think you think like that? Do you think you're a journalist?
Mike Ryan
Me?
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
No.
Greg Cote
So you're gonna go to jail for journalistic integrity when you're not even a journalist? That's stupid.
Mike Ryan
Well, the integrity part is the important part to me, Billy.
Greg Cote
I'm a man of important me not going to jail.
Mike Ryan
So you'd sing.
Greg Cote
I mean, I wouldn't have come out here saying, I know all these secrets. And now that's leading to people coming and asking me questions.
Mike Ryan
Let it be known, everybody.
Greg Cote
I don't say anything and then people don't know what I know to ask me about Billy Gill, chirper. I'm not a chirper. You're the one out here. I don't know if you're chasing clout or what you're doing. Jealous. Apollo over here. Oh, I know secrets, too. I know about NBA secrets. I don't know about all these federal investigations, but I'm not going to tell you about them.
Mike Ryan
You.
Greg Cote
I know what was sold. I'm not going to tell you.
Mike Ryan
Hold on, hold on. I didn't. I told you what was sold.
Greg Cote
I told you this very much sounds like an inside job. If what you're saying is true, there's no way that they would just have access to all of this stuff and they could just take all of it without anyone knowing.
Amin Elhassan
Well, he said one of them is connect. One of the people are connected to the NBA. I mean, that feels like. Gets an inside job.
Stugotz
I don't think I'd read this story if I saw the headline on the ESPN Stack Memorabilia stolen by member of organization.
Billy Gill
I passed the autumn of a meme.
Mike Ryan
I don't know. I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that would be the headline. The headline is largest memorabilia heist in the history of. The history of the country. That's. That's the headline, right? Someone selling millions of dollars.
Stugotz
Maybe I'll read the first paragraph.
Greg Cote
Needs to be juicier. Juicier headline.
Stugotz
Yeah. I need a name. It's Bill Belichick.
Mike Ryan
Billy Gill.
Greg Cote
Pablo's headlines haven't done it for me. I'm just like, okay, what? I'll figure it out.
Mike Ryan
You'll figure?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
You'll find out yourself.
Greg Cote
Yeah. Someone did this. Someone did that. Belichick this. Jordan that. I got it.
Amin Elhassan
Jordan, yeah.
Mike Ryan
By the way, I think. I'm not sure, but I think the Malik Beasley story might have overtaken the whole Belichick Jordan thing, which is a pretty impressive thing. The real journalism took over for the tabloid journals.
Greg Cote
We were tired today. Like, Bill Belichick just, you know, very quietly was there. ACC Media day. No one knows anything. He said no one really cared that Bill Belichick was there ACC Media day. He was just doing his boring old Bill stuff.
Chris Cote
There must have been mandates on not asking him, because I thought there would have been at least one clip of like, no.
Amin Elhassan
There were questions. And he kept repeating, this is not. It was like, it's overblown. It's not. Has not been a distraction whatsoever.
Billy Gill
Master class.
Amin Elhassan
No. The media was all over him throughout the week. Like, it was a massive scene there. But he did the all, you know, like, I'm giving you nothing and I'm super boring.
Billy Gill
You mentioned media availability. And a couple weeks ago, I made mention on the air that I saw Big 12 media day, and Deion Sanders did not look good. He did not look well. He was sweating on the dais. It was concerning because there had been rumors about his health and he looked like, in rough shape. And today at 11:00am Mountain Time, there is a press conference and he posted a video in which he was emotional, saying that he just drawn up a will. It seems as though. Whoa, Coach prime is stepping away.
Amin Elhassan
Are you being serious? Do you think that in a couple hours he's stepping down?
Billy Gill
Yeah, it seems that way. There have been rumors about his health. He has not looked good. He's had some health problems, had been well documented before the video that I saw, I played the audio for some of you over there in the bullpen about how, I mean, this is a Man, that's like, he's. He's saying he's drawing up a will. So this is a man that's dealing with some mortality issues.
Mike Ryan
That's kind of wild. That is like there doesn't have a will already. There's a difference. Well, that too, but also there's a difference.
Amin Elhassan
That's the age that you got to say, hey, I'm gonna put together a will.
Mike Ryan
Hey, so let's do it now, right?
Stugotz
The day you got enough money to hand down because you can die any.
Mike Ryan
Never mind that. David Sanser made sure of that.
Chris Cote
What is the amount of money that's quote enough to hand down, like, where.
Amin Elhassan
You'Re not embarrassed when they read your will?
Mike Ryan
What?
Stugotz
This $600 goes to the lovely.
Chris Cote
I got about 9,400.
Mike Ryan
Handed my kids bills. You got the DirecTV. From now on, you. You got the great question.
Amin Elhassan
What is the amount of money to not be embarrassed in death or handing down?
Billy Gill
This is a direct. This is a direct quote, by the way, from Coach prime from the video that he released yesterday was tough because I had to make a will. It's not easy at all to think you may not be here. This was released in advance of today's press conference. It is happening in just a couple hours.
Amin Elhassan
Again, you said 11am Mountain Time. I don't know what that is.
Billy Gill
1Pm Two hours behind, I believe.
Greg Cote
Okay, Mountain time sounds made up, right? Yeah, there's like Eastern Central Pacific Mountain that should be.
Billy Gill
Let's talk to him because he's an expert. Amin lives in one of the more confusing states for this. In Arizona, it is really tricky because sometimes you're like three hours behind, sometimes you're two.
Stugotz
Take a zone. Arizona.
Mike Ryan
Well, actually, Arizona's saying you pick a zone because you're the ones who are changing your clocks left and right. We just keep it simple, which is what it should be. Daylight savings scam. We don't need it anymore. Get rid of it. Right. But also, Billy, I'm with you, but I'll go beyond Mountain. Get rid of Central time, too.
Greg Cote
Wow.
Mike Ryan
Here's why. Indiana, east coast time. Cleveland, east coast time. Detroit, east coast time. Why do we have a central of those cities right there on east coast time?
Stugotz
I see what you're doing there. So we should just have a left time and a right time, and everybody will just.
Mike Ryan
And Bomani will only air in the other one.
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Amin Elhassan
Don LeBatard, number three Chick Fil A waffle fries.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we can get mine.
Mike Ryan
Love it.
Chris Cote
Nah, I think it's an overrated fry.
Amin Elhassan
You guys go ketchup or Chick Fil.
Billy Gill
A sauce when you have the chicks away from Polynesian sauce.
Mike Ryan
That's my brother right there. Good call.
Billy Gill
You're my brother. Stugats. Oh my God. What a weird interaction.
Mike Ryan
Wow.
Amin Elhassan
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats. I'm gonna take a step further. I think there should be Eastern Standard Time zone. And that's it. That's the time the whole world. The whole world.
Mike Ryan
Wow.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, whatever. It's 10am Right now, 1004am Right now. Everywhere. And what. You know, easy it is to figure out what. What time do you want to meet? What time do you want this phone call to be? What time is a certain show on one time? You adjust to the lightness, you adjust to the darkness. Okay. But the time is the same every.
Stugotz
Like God today. What?
Chris Cote
So what if you end up getting screwed with that? What if they go with London's time and all of A sudden right now, you know, there's.
Amin Elhassan
For us, everyone knows Eastern standard time zone is the Lord's time zone. This is the one that they would go with. So I'm lucky that I live in Eastern standard time zone. Amen. There's no more confusion. How often is it, like, when we, you know, you're doing radio, you got a guest and you like, like, you got. All right, so what. What time is that where I live? No, it's the same time.
Billy Gill
Yeah, that's.
Stugotz
I've never gone to church, and the priest has to decipher which time zone we're at. So clearly, Eastern time zone is.
Amin Elhassan
Yes, that's the Lord's time.
Billy Gill
So does.
Mike Ryan
So we got some time zones on the screen right there.
Billy Gill
Does Australia cease being tomorrow? It's back to being today.
Mike Ryan
Today.
Amin Elhassan
Yes, that's right. Same time everywhere. Which also means they're not in the future anymore. They're. They're at the same time zone as us.
Stugotz
Bring it back.
Greg Cote
Why is half of Canada, like, in mountain time?
Amin Elhassan
Stupid, right?
Greg Cote
Even though, like, look at that.
Mike Ryan
That look, it's Canada's fault, clearly. Oh, we could knock out half of these colors. Just give me one on the left and one on the right. I'm not going with the zaz idea.
Amin Elhassan
Well, you're going to be left. It's happening, baby.
Mike Ryan
You're gone too far.
Greg Cote
It's not bad. And like, if we did do that, we say, you know what? At the end of this year, starting 20, January 1, 2026. And by the way, like, time to pre England. Everyone over there, guess what? You get bonus time. Like, all that. You celebrate the New Year's twice.
Amin Elhassan
Because we'll give you a day back.
Greg Cote
Exactly right. You'll give you a day back. You get 12 hours back. Whatever. But 1201, January 1, 2026, Eastern Time Zone. That's your time.
Mike Ryan
Now get on the program.
Greg Cote
You get a week. Everybody gets a week off just to readjust your bodies.
Amin Elhassan
Wouldn't you love it if you got a bonus day?
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Amin Elhassan
Someone said, hey, you're gonna get to live this day, and then we're gonna give you the day again. You know what you'd accomplish in a day if you get to it twice?
Mike Ryan
Well, it's January 1st. How much do you have?
Amin Elhassan
A lot of activities?
Mike Ryan
What do you do? What's the activity done on January 1st?
Amin Elhassan
I'm just saying, like, if I wanted to. If I. If I wanted to come up with a list of activities, and you gave me two days in, one to do it, I'm gonna get some shit done.
Mike Ryan
Juju, put it on the poll. Do you get a lot of shit done on January 1st?
Greg Cote
This is not January 1st is bonus January. You don't get it.
Mike Ryan
It.
Amin Elhassan
He doesn't get it, you're going to be left behind. Okay, I feel bad.
Mike Ryan
I want to take notes. Break this down for me one more time.
Stugotz
So how do you get an extra day?
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, well, because, like, Australia's 13 hours ahead, so eventually when this plan is enacted. Okay, there's now. It doesn't have to be January 1st. You. Whatever. It could be tomorrow. Let's not get hung up on what day we're talking about.
Mike Ryan
Okay, so now I have an issue. Because what if I'm one of the sad sacks who doesn't live live east of here? What if I live in Hawaii?
Amin Elhassan
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
You're telling me I lose a day I missed out.
Greg Cote
That's part of it.
Mike Ryan
They. Those limeys over there in England get an extra day and I got. I got to take it away from me. I'm an American.
Amin Elhassan
Hang with him, player.
Chris Cote
You got to live in Hawaii, okay? You get plenty of gifts.
Amin Elhassan
You actually deserve to lose a day. You live in a gorgeous place. Hang with them.
Mike Ryan
What about Alaska? That's not gorgeous. It's awful in January. Terrible.
Chris Cote
That's Alaska.
Amin Elhassan
Good. So they're speeding things up for you. You live in a terrible place. Guess what? We just fast forward closer to death.
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah.
Stugotz
So it's just one time. You get the one extra day, the one time, and then that's it. Then everybody's back on the same.
Amin Elhassan
Now we don't have to worry about, you know, what, meeting times, phone calls, vacation. You say, hey, I'm a call you this afternoon at 6:00pm Eastern Time, the time zone of the lord. Everybody knows 6pm because we're all on the same page now.
Mike Ryan
So do games start at the same. Like, if it's like a 7pm start, typically for NBA games everywhere, they all start at 7pm at the same time. Or do they start a little earlier, a little later?
Amin Elhassan
No, it could be whatever you want. But we're all in the same. It's all the same time.
Mike Ryan
I'm just saying, like, you know, in the NBA, for instance, Miami games start at 7:30, but like, Laker games start at 7:30 Pacific, which is 10:30 Eastern.
Amin Elhassan
No, you'll. But now we have 10:00pm you'll still do 10:00pm but because, you know, it'll just be 10:00pm In California, which is weird. You gotta. You gotta fit in A nap. Maybe during the day, you know, but maybe you want it to be light out when you get to the arena. That's on you. You figured out I didn't tell you to have a team in California. Okay. I'm just saying this is what time it is. World.
Stugotz
You think?
Amin Elhassan
Why?
Stugotz
What the meetings were like when they decided on time zones initially. Scenarios.
Mike Ryan
A guy that looked exactly like Zaza, same hair and everything thing.
Stugotz
He's been thinking about it for way too long.
Amin Elhassan
I'm telling you, if I ever wanted to run for office, I never would. But let's not rule everything out. I'll give it a.01%. This would be one of my main platforms. And everybody like, wow, this guy's making our life.
Stugotz
He's running for President of the United States by erasing time zones in the entire world.
Mike Ryan
That's annoying.
Amin Elhassan
Time zones are got to adapt. And then there's jet lag. How much better would it be if it was at the same time everywhere?
Mike Ryan
No more jet lag. I don't get jet lag. Yeah. Oh, not a problem. Not a problem. That's not a platform that I would support.
Stugotz
No.
Mike Ryan
Get rid of jet lag, though. I don't have it.
Amin Elhassan
Well, now established. You could be left behind.
Greg Cote
I have a question. So, like, if we do eliminate time zones. Right.
Amin Elhassan
What a glorious time that's gonna be.
Greg Cote
Well, but let's say we. They didn't go with the Lord's time zone and you had to adopt another time zone. Would you be fine with it? As long as we're just all adopting the time zone.
Mike Ryan
It's meantime time.
Amin Elhassan
Well, which one are we talking about? Because if we. You know where this conversation start, we'll go with Mountain Time zone. I don't even know what that is. It sounds made up.
Greg Cote
Well, I mean, if every time zone's the same, it doesn't really matter which time zone we pick.
Stugotz
Which is the devil's time zone?
Amin Elhassan
That's a good question.
Billy Gill
This is a weird place to take the Deion Sanders.
Stugotz
I knew that's where we started. Yeah.
Mike Ryan
How did we get to time zones?
Amin Elhassan
Dion speaking at 11am he doesn't got.
Stugotz
Hung up on that. Never mind.
Chris Cote
He doesn't know when that is.
Stugotz
Could have some sort of terminal disease, but you never know.
Amin Elhassan
I don't want to miss the announcement.
Mike Ryan
This is exactly.
Amin Elhassan
We were all the same time zone. I wouldn't miss it.
Mike Ryan
This is exactly, exactly the show I wanted. I want Dan to be like, what are you guys doing? Talk about Dion. No, we're talking about time zones. Yeah. What if it is like, Beijing time?
Amin Elhassan
I don't know what Beijing time is.
Mike Ryan
That's my problem. Because they're. They're running everything. So wouldn't they be the ones that call really?
Amin Elhassan
Running everything?
Mike Ryan
Running everything.
Stugotz
Right now, Carlos Boozer knows what Beijing time is.
Mike Ryan
Oh, boy, does he ever. Him and Jerome Bettis.
Stugotz
I haven't.
Mike Ryan
Jerome Bettis escapes the Beijing.
Stugotz
The bus.
Mike Ryan
He was the original guy. He was the original guy.
Chris Cote
He's the guy you would have thought would have cut down, but he. I've seen him at Tahoe.
Mike Ryan
Double down, bus, double down. Yeah.
Chris Cote
He's like, this works. This works for me. I'm staying right here.
Stugotz
I think the fear Mike is, is we don't want to talk about it because what if it's either more serious than we thought or less serious than we thought? We kind of want to know what the deal is.
Billy Gill
I. Yeah. And unfortunately, the way that he's announcing this and building up anticipation allows for wild speculation.
Chris Cote
When you say I just filled a will, that is a wild statement.
Billy Gill
Here's. And. And honestly, I, I wish him well. I don't need like a, like a big reveal for what's wrong with him. Let's know what's going on and we'll still want to hear from him and, and wonder about his health and people would have a better opportunity to prepare questions for it. It's a, it's a weird build up for a press conference, but, I mean, do it, do whatever you want there. It's. It's odd. I would like to talk about it properly without speculating, but I can't really. And it seems as though through his own words that we're dealing with a life and death matter that is going to force him to step away from a football program. That very quickly he became synonymous with Mike.
Mike Ryan
To give people context, this is the cryptic message that he posted on social media. I don't know if I'm ready mentally, emotionally. Last night was tough. Yesterday was tough because I had to make a will. It's just not easy at all.
Amin Elhassan
Someone found that funny.
Mike Ryan
To think that you may not be here, but you want to make everybody straight.
Billy Gill
This is a massive story. This is one of the biggest sports stars in the history of this country. He is one of the most recognizable people in this country. And in college football, he has become like a cult of personality over there. And this is so close to the season. This feels like there have been rumors, like I said, about his health for a while now. He's Maybe something happened recently where he's ultimately decided that he has to step away from the program potentially, or is he going to stay with the program and fight this, whatever this is, while he's on staff again? Like, he was talking about the season at Big 12 media day two weeks ago. Despite looking pretty rough. He was talking about it like he was going to be a part of it.
Stugotz
Have family on the roster? No. Right?
Billy Gill
I don't believe so.
Amin Elhassan
Dion. Dion tweeted out an hour ago, let's learn to love. Like, we may not get another opportunity to do so, provided we choose the right people to love. Love is so special. It's so unique and so real. God is love and his love is unconditional. Let's stop judging, stop hating, and let love have its way.
Mike Ryan
I'm telling you, man, normally tweet like that. These are not the words of someone who's like, like, yeah, I'm dealing with this thing. I gotta step away. But I'm bounce back on. Even if, like, think about all the athletes and all the people we know who have contracted, like, cancer. Right. Usually the messaging is very positive. Hey, we're gonna beat this. Like, I beat everything else, and we'll be back and nobody worrying. In the meantime, contribute to these cancer research funds or like, you don't usually hear mortality, and especially from someone who. The ultimate competitor.
Amin Elhassan
That doesn't sound like a guy that you want to go play for right now.
Mike Ryan
Well, play for. That doesn't sound like a guy who at every turn has always been one of the most confident people.
Stugotz
I think no matter what you're talking about, in terms of people who have publicly fought cancer, if they talk about it beforehand or if they talk about a relapse situation, they always say, hey, we're gonna beat this. Get to the other side. Thank you for all your positive comments. And we'll use that.
Mike Ryan
That. I was at the ESPYs where Craig Sager got the award, and he's up on stage, and Craig Sager, he's looking gaunt and the jacket is not fitting properly. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, holy shit, I'm seeing Craig Sager. And it's like, I don't think this thing is going to go the way we want it to. And even in that moment, he still was positive. He still was upbeat. He still was Craig Sager. And I'm telling you, Deion Sanders, the competitor. Deion Sanders, the ultimate winner. Deion Sanders, who told everybody, I'm gonna come in here to Colorado and if you aren't on the same page. I'm bringing my own guys and they got Louis bags with them or whatever for that guy to talk about. I'm not ready. Last night was tough. Yesterday was tough. This isn't easy to think that you may not be here.
Stugotz
When he said, I'm not ready mentally, my thought was he's emotionally. I thought he was talking about coaching football, but in the context that you're discussing, he could have just been talking about coming to an end. Even if he got a bad diagnosis.
Mike Ryan
Right.
Stugotz
Somebody who his entire life has felt invincible would still feel like, oh, I will get past this. So you're right. Just in tone. It doesn't match up with Deion Sanders.
Mike Ryan
This is, like I said, said Mike. This isn't somebody who's like, oh, damn, I'm gonna have to sit out this year. This isn't like Chuck Pagano. That's not this. This is something like, forget about Mike.
Billy Gill
Seems very broken. That was very dramatic. As a life and death matter would be dramatic to the person going through it. I just wish we knew a little bit more about it, because we're having. Yeah, we're doing this in retrospect could end up being irresponsible. I don't like the guessing game that we're doing.
Mike Ryan
I don't like. I don't think. Think. I don't think we've guessed anything well.
Amin Elhassan
But I think it says we're putting.
Mike Ryan
Context to what kind of person says. Uses these kind of words.
Amin Elhassan
I don't think you're being irresponsible, because I think it says that he and his medical team are holding a press conference.
Billy Gill
I mean, this is a huge story.
Chris Cote
He mentioned a will.
Mike Ryan
I mean, like, for those who don't know, Dion has had, like, amputations.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
And, like, made joke. Like, this isn't a guy who's like, oh, they tell me I have pneumonia, like, and starts getting flustered. Like. Like, he's a tough guy.
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Billy Gill
In this video, there's perspiration on his face, too. Like, he's been sweating a lot lately.
Stugotz
I was just specifying the toes thing, because when you say he's had amputations, and I see Deion Sanders on tv, I see his arms and legs.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, it's his toes.
Mike Ryan
But the point is, this is someone who's had fairly serious health concerns in the past. Right. Nothing that even closely shook his resolve this way. And again, I'm with you, Mike. Like, I hope we over blew it. I hope this thing comes out and it's like, yeah, he's sick, but there's. There's a path for this.
Billy Gill
He's a superhero.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, man, like Beyonce.
Billy Gill
We all grew up in the era in which we have memories of watching him play two different sports on tv. Well, playing at a really high level, he's unlike really any athlete that we've ever had. And from a personality standpoint, now that he's a head coach, no one has ever really had his charisma. He's one of the biggest stars of our lifetime. This is shaping up to be a really sad day.
Mike Ryan
Biggest name coach active right now, right?
Billy Gill
Active right now. It's him and Belichick, right? I mean, I mean, he's. He's. Dan always mentions it all the time. He's. He's starring alongside Nick Saban in commercials, and he doesn't look out of the. His depth. He is a star, man.
Mike Ryan
That's tough. I. I hope, like I said, I hope the news is good. It'll come out 11:00am Mountain Time, which is 1:00pm Eastern.
Amin Elhassan
Okay.
Mike Ryan
Had to translate Lord's time. The Lord's time. 1pm The Lord's time. Which means it'll probably come out after we're done today. So tomorrow, Tomorrow's show, we'll have an answer and we'll be able to talk about it more intelligently.
Stugotz
Sharp at 9:00am Lords time.
Billy Gill
Howdy, folks, it's Mike Ryan. If you were listening to the show just a couple days ago, you know that Jeremy came up with the top five breath of fre type of list. A really refreshing feeling. And on that list, Jeremy, help me out.
Chris Cote
I mean, that first sip of a.
Amin Elhassan
Miller Light at the barbecue on a.
Greg Cote
Hot day, crack it open.
Billy Gill
That sound.
Greg Cote
Feelings better.
Billy Gill
That sound. Ultra satisfying. And then that first sip, it hits. And yes, while it's hot outside as it is presently, cools your body down, it hits a little different down here in South Florida. But as someone that had Miller Light north of the border and basically football tailgates as the leaves turn, there really isn't a bad time to turn into Miller Time.
Chris Cote
Next time, we should do a top five times to have Miller Time.
Billy Gill
I like where your head's at because it's every time.
Mike Ryan
That's right.
Billy Gill
Every time. Morning time. Well, scratch that. Morning time. Morning time. If you're on vacation.
Chris Cote
If you're on vacation. If you're in a morning tailgate, there's a noon game.
Billy Gill
It's Miller Time. Somewhere.
Mike Ryan
Somewhere.
Billy Gill
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Podcast: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Mike Ryan, Billy Gill, Greg Cote, Amin Elhassan, Chris Cote
Release Date: July 28, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Time Frame: 04:00 – 07:00
The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about numerous NFL players and coaches being implicated in a scandal involving the unauthorized resale of Super Bowl tickets above their face value. Mike Ryan breaks down the issue, explaining that over a hundred NFL personnel have been caught selling these coveted tickets, which is strictly prohibited by league bylaws.
Mike Ryan (04:05):
"A bunch of NFL players, over a hundred, have been caught selling their Super Bowl tickets for above face value. That's against the bylaws."
The hosts delve into the repercussions imposed by the NFL, highlighting that the offenders must repay 1.5 times the ticket's face value and face a two-year Super Bowl ticket ban. Greg Cote points out the disparity in penalties between players and non-players, noting that non-players are required to pay double the face value.
Greg Cote (06:32):
"The people that make less money have to pay back more money."
Additionally, they discuss the tax implications of receiving complimentary tickets, emphasizing that "comp tickets" are considered taxable income, further complicating the situation for those involved.
Time Frame: 09:00 – 12:00
Transitioning to broader league issues, the conversation shifts to a significant federal investigation targeting the NFL Players Association (NFLPA). Billy Gill describes the investigation as potentially one of the year's biggest sports stories, citing alleged felonious behavior and notable resignations within the organization.
Billy Gill (09:24):
"The NFLPA is in all sorts of uproar right now. It's a massive story, one of the bigger sports stories of the year."
Mike Ryan sensationalizes the situation by referring to it as the "summer of Pablo," drawing parallels to other high-profile scandals and highlighting the widespread impact of the investigation.
Mike Ryan (09:29):
"The summer of Pablo. But like, this one might be the biggest one."
The hosts speculate on the potential outcomes and the seriousness of the allegations, debating whether the situation has been downplayed initially but later escalated as more evidence emerges.
Time Frame: 15:00 – 23:00
One of the episode's central topics is an alleged massive heist involving stolen game-worn memorabilia from the Miami Heat. Mike Ryan reveals he has received a "hot tip" from sources within the memorabilia community about authenticated jerseys being sold both on the regular and black markets for substantial sums.
Mike Ryan (15:42):
"There's a federal investigation going on about the sale of ill-gotten memorabilia, specifically game-worn jerseys from the Miami Heat."
The discussion highlights the scale of the theft, suggesting it may be "one of the largest memorabilia heists in the history of the country." The involvement of a Miami police officer and individuals with ties to the NBA suggests an inside job, raising questions about security and internal corruption within the sports memorabilia sector.
Stugotz (16:17):
"So it's definitely Wade and LeBron memorabilia, not Jimmy Butler memorabilia."
The hosts express concern over the implications of such a heist, pondering the potential financial gains for the perpetrators and the damage to the league's reputation. They also consider the timeline of the incident, noting that the sale of these items has been ongoing for at least 18 months.
Mike Ryan (17:18):
"This is one of the largest, if not the largest memorabilia heists..."
The segment concludes with anticipation of further developments, including possible federal announcements and arrests, leaving listeners eager for updates in subsequent episodes.
Time Frame: 28:00 – 36:00
Shifting gears to a lighter yet intriguing topic, the hosts embark on a playful debate about eliminating time zones altogether. Amin Elhassan passionately argues for adopting a single time zone—preferably Eastern Standard Time—for simplicity and uniformity.
Amin Elhassan (29:28):
"Yes, that's the Lord's time zone. Amen. There's no more confusion."
The group explores the potential benefits and challenges of such a system, humorously considering the logistical nightmares it would impose. They joke about the impact on scheduling events, sports games, and daily life, acknowledging that while the idea is whimsically appealing, its practical implementation would be fraught with complications.
Mike Ryan (32:17):
"I'm not sure. But no, I'm not going to support it."
The discussion serves as a comedic interlude, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to effortlessly transition between serious and lighthearted conversations.
Time Frame: 35:00 – 45:00
A significant portion of the episode focuses on Deion Sanders, who appears to be grappling with serious health issues. Mike Ryan shares a cryptic social media message from Sanders, indicating that he has had to make a will, which has sparked widespread speculation about the coach's well-being.
Mike Ryan (37:38):
"The cryptic message that he posted on social media... 'I'm not ready mentally, emotionally. Last night was tough. Yesterday was tough because I had to make a will. It's just not easy at all.'"
The hosts analyze Sanders' unusual behavior, contrasting it with his previously unshakeable and charismatic persona. They express concern over the abrupt shift in his demeanor, pondering whether Sanders might be dealing with a life-threatening condition or contemplating stepping away from his coaching duties due to health reasons.
Billy Gill (39:14):
"He is one of the most recognizable people in this country... This is shaping up to be a really sad day."
Stugotz and Amin Elhassan discuss the potential impact on the team and the broader sports community, emphasizing how unexpected and uncharacteristic Sanders' recent actions are.
Amin Elhassan (39:31):
"Dion tweeted out... 'Let's learn to love. Like, we may not get another opportunity to do so...'"
The conversation underscores the gravity of the situation, with the hosts expressing a mix of hope for positive news and anxiety over possible bad developments. They eagerly await the upcoming press conference, anticipating clarity on Sanders' status and offering support in the process.
Mike Ryan (44:05):
"He is one of the biggest stars of our lifetime. This is shaping up to be a really sad day."
Time Frame: 36:00 – 45:28
Throughout the episode, the hosts interject with humor and playful banter, keeping the tone engaging despite the serious topics discussed. They reference pop culture elements like Happy Gilmore, joke about hypothetical time zone scenarios, and share personal anecdotes, enhancing the show's dynamic and relatable atmosphere.
As the episode winds down, they briefly touch upon upcoming segments and tease future topics, ensuring listeners remain hooked and looking forward to the next installment.
Mike Ryan (04:05):
"A bunch of NFL players, over a hundred, have been caught selling their Super Bowl tickets for above face value. That's against the bylaws."
Greg Cote (06:32):
"The people that make less money have to pay back more money."
Mike Ryan (15:42):
"This is one of the largest, if not the largest memorabilia heists..."
Amin Elhassan (29:28):
"Yes, that's the Lord's time zone. Amen. There's no more confusion."
Mike Ryan (37:38):
"'I'm not ready mentally, emotionally. Last night was tough. Yesterday was tough because I had to make a will. It's just not easy at all.'"
Billy Gill (39:14):
"He is one of the most recognizable people in this country... This is shaping up to be a really sad day."
In "The Big Suey: Amin Finds Out," The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a compelling mix of investigative sports journalism and engaging host dynamics. From unraveling NFL scandals and federal investigations to dissecting high-profile memorabilia heists and addressing poignant moments surrounding Deion Sanders, the episode offers listeners a thorough and entertaining exploration of pressing sports narratives. The hosts balance serious discourse with humor, making complex issues accessible and maintaining a captivating flow throughout the show.