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Dan LeBatard
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Stugotz
Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Dan LeBatard
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Stugotz
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Dan LeBatard
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Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
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Billy Corben
Cuervo. Welcome to the Big Sui presented by DraftKings.
Stugotz
Why are you listening to this show?
Billy Corben
The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry. I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Stugotz
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
Billy Corben
I've done it. And now here's the marching man to Nowhere Fat Face and the habitual liar.
Dan LeBatard
This episode of the Dan L' Bal show with Stugot is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours, Chris.
Stugotz
Cody, why are you laughing?
Jeremy
We're just obsessed with this music video back here. The guy from Rascal Flats and Akon have the song of the summer and we just can't get enough of it.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, so like what you heard as soon as Roy turned on his microphone is Billy saying he looks like Jeff Daniels because he's watching the video just on mute. He wanted to experience first with no music attached, which you're not getting the full experience, pal. But I've also run 10,000 simulations and I think this is the only way that the Florida Panthers can outdo Chapel Roan's Pink Pony Club. We're going up against an irresistible force, so we need to start playing this in the locker Room after games.
Stugotz
You guys have been watching this video for the last 90 minutes, obsessively. What is happening in this video?
Dan LeBatard
So much, so much.
Jeremy
A lot of feeling, so many emotions.
Dan LeBatard
A lot of water retention is happening in the faces primarily of guys you maybe last thought about 20 years ago. But this is outstanding. Akon, good to see you, pal. Great. Great to see you. Thank you for the contribution. A Columbia shirt over that fit is a wild choice.
Stugotz
Can we, without the music, just play the video in the corner of the screen without any music, without any audio? Do we have the ability to being.
Jeremy
Told we cannot do that.
Dan LeBatard
We can't do that.
Stugotz
The algorithm.
Dan LeBatard
Can we just get a still of this fit?
Jeremy
Just show the face.
Stugotz
A lot of Pablo's producers are presently betraying him, and one of them, because he does have a lot of producers, says that the amount of times that Pablo mentioned the word Peabody on the Bill Simmons podcast was totally crazy and that Pablo's friends assumed that he had won the Peabody. Didn't have a clue.
Billy Corben
That's what I thought, that it was.
Stugotz
Just a nomination from the amount. I mean, he might as well have won the Peabody given how he celebrated the nomination of the Peabody. It feels like I have something I want to read to you here where Marty Smith was moved enough by something to write a little bit of poetry. But before I do that, Billy has been demanding that the Seattle Mariners, in these divisive times. Pick a side. Pick a side.
Chris Cote
They need to pick a side. Suez you know what's going on with the Mariners?
Billy Corben
I have no idea.
Chris Cote
They're retiring number 51, an iconic number for the Mariners, Randy Johnson. Do you know who they're retiring?
Billy Corben
Big unit.
Chris Cote
Yeah. Also worn by Ichiro. So what they're doing is they're retiring the number for both of them at the same time.
Dan LeBatard
A double retirement. All right.
Chris Cote
Not how that works.
Dan LeBatard
Different days.
Billy Corben
You have to spread those out.
Chris Cote
No, you have to know. You choose one, you're retiring one. Number 51. And by the way, it's Ichiro, because if you're going to retire Randy Johnson, you retire that number before Ichiro got the number 51. Like you've made the decision to not honor Randy Johnson and give the number to Ichiro, who was equally, if not more iconic than Randy Johnson in the history of the game. And. And now it's Ichiro's number. I'm sorry, you took it away from Randy Johnson. You gave it to Ichiro.
Billy Corben
If I had to decide one, I'd go Randy Johnson.
Chris Cote
Really?
Billy Corben
I think he meant more to that organization than Ichiro.
Jeremy
I do better nickname for sure.
Billy Corben
Big unit. Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
There's only one person that meant more to that organization than Ichiro.
Billy Corben
The kid.
Dan LeBatard
That's right.
Chris Cote
I mean, say, Big Thumper, Jay Buhner.
Dan LeBatard
No, they should absolutely retire Ichiros if it were a choice, but thankfully, like, they.
Chris Cote
No, it has to be a choice.
Jeremy
They could retire 26 and 25.
Stugotz
Oh, my God.
Dan LeBatard
Get out, man.
Stugotz
God. Oh, my God.
Chris Cote
Like, what is that his math friend?
Dan LeBatard
Minor penalty.
Stugotz
Two minutes high sticking. Billy had a good line yesterday that he snuck in while David Sampson was talking, calling Kevin Durant, too old. Billy just said, you signed Ichiro.
Chris Cote
Different circumstances. Granted, they signed each hero for, like, nothing.
Stugotz
Yes, but. But he was in his late 80s when they signed him.
Chris Cote
Oh, man. But he could get you one hit every four days. I'll tell you what.
Jeremy
The only other players in Mariners history to have their numbers retired are Ken Griffey Jr. And Edgar Martinez, of which they retired number 24 for both of them.
Chris Cote
Oh, Mariners. Like, enough of this.
Billy Corben
They're making a habit of.
Chris Cote
This is ridiculous.
Dan LeBatard
They played on the same team. They didn't have the same number. Like, for most of their careers. They were. There were teammates. It's not. That's against rules.
Chris Cote
Now. They're just waiting around because they don't want to run out of numbers. They're like, we need two people good at every number, and then we'll retire said number. Not honor just one. Marlins are the opposite. They have Jeff Conan. They're like, you want to wear number 18, you want to wear number 19? Let's just retire all the numbers. They don't retire them. I think, in part, that's why they're not retiring numbers, because they're like, niner. Pick a number, buddy.
Billy Corben
I thought Edgar wore number 11. Then Griffey came and gave. Well, he was wearing 24, then gave it to Griffey and took 11. Right.
Jeremy
That's what I think happened, but I'm going to confirm that.
Stugotz
Wait, but are you reporting that the Mariners are going to have two numbers retired by four players? Is that.
Jeremy
Yes, that's my exclusive report.
Stugotz
So. So the Mariners. The Mariners are going to have only two numbers retired in the history of their franchise. But four. That's a riddle. But four players can say they've had their numbers retired after each row. And Randy Johnson.
Jeremy
That is some incredible baseball trivia.
Dan LeBatard
The University of Miami also does something pretty confusing. They hang jerseys up in the rafters, but they're different colors. And if you're one color you're retired. If you're another color, you're merely honored. And other people can wear that number.
Chris Cote
It is an incredible stat that they are honoring four people and retiring two numbers. It's also wrong. They retired number 11 for Edgar Martinez. They have a giant thing on their Google AI.
Dan LeBatard
Google AI.
Chris Cote
Also 40 for Jackie Robinson, retired by the marriage.
Stugotz
Well, we'll see.
Billy Corben
It was Tino Martinez who wore number 24.
Stugotz
Well, I don't think they retired Tino Martinez.
Billy Corben
I'm just saying he WORE the number 24. I mean.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, they could do the same thing that the Lakers did with Kobe Bryant. I mean, they retired 8 and 24. That's excessive.
Chris Cote
That's a lot.
Dan LeBatard
But I get it.
Chris Cote
They could do the 26 and 25.
Dan LeBatard
Though, when he did that, when he decided when he was living with us, and he's like, I'm just going to switch my numbers. I'm like, I'm on to you, pal. I know what you're going for here. That's very selfish. You're taking two numbers.
Billy Corben
Was this a scenario where Ichiro came to Seattle and he asked Randy Johnson, hey, can I wear your number?
Dan LeBatard
And Randy said, okay, I think Randy Johnson was gone.
Chris Cote
Yeah, he had been traded, so he.
Billy Corben
Didn'T have a say in the matter.
Dan LeBatard
The number was available, and they were like, yeah, we're not planning on retiring this jersey either. Who are you? There's no way you can live up to that number.
Chris Cote
That's a whole nother thing. By the way, you want to honor Randy Johnson, don't trade him. He decided he's not good enough for you. We're going to trade him.
Dan LeBatard
But that's not how that happened when he got traded to Houston.
Chris Cote
Trade him.
Stugotz
Somebody helped me with what I think is. Call one of my math friends, because I think you guys, a lot of things wrong here. 23 was the number that was retired. No. Or just let's. Let's go through this again because I don't think we've given accurate information if we've retired the number of Tino Martinez. And we've got some confusion where Jeremy's sitting here saying he's got the right source. It's MLB.com and the rest of you are accusing AI on or, you know, whatever's happened to Google that all of a sudden gives you bad information.
Jeremy
Unless MLB.com and their editors missed a typo in which number 24 was typed twice within this article or Daniel Kramer is a liar. In this article, it says number 24 for both of them. But Billy's right. I just looked it up. It says number 11. We're going to have to get to the bottom of what went wrong in this MLB.com article.
Dan LeBatard
And I asked ChatGPT a different type of AI and they disagree with the Google AI.
Chris Cote
Wow.
Stugotz
Wow.
Billy Corben
It wasn't retired. I mean, that's what Dan's right.
Chris Cote
Jackie Robinson for sure.
Jeremy
Martinez I think it's 11.
Stugotz
Wait a minute. I thought that recently there was some controversy that the government was trying to expunge something with Jackie Robinson. Never mind. It's not important. So I'm going to read this from Marty Smith. He has decided to give his opinion on the Amazon Earnhardt documentary, which rocks, by the way. He writes the following the race footage in the Amazon Earnhardt dock is so badass. Visually incredible. A symphony of speed. It felt different back then. Grittier. Maybe because it wasn't so readily available as it is now. Maybe because there was a sense to us that NASCAR gave shine to rural America, authentically Southern, something we kind of knew about all along, that the rest of the world was just discovering, like we were on the leading rough edge of a new frontier. The personalities and the conflict and the refusal to back down. Rivalries that didn't happen end with a text message apology. They lasted years. Books with chapters. There was mystique about speed back then too. We've lost that a bit. We forget drivers are gladiators. It takes a special cat to sail it off into one at 200 miles per hour with no guarantee you'll come out of turn two. NASCAR is experiencing a rebirth right now. I watch every race and I feel the resurgence. Awesome racers wrestling a challenging machine. But that footage from the 90s put me in a nostalgic blender. Those motors at full song. The suspension travel and the body shapes and good wrench and Dupont and quality care and Kellogg's and MGD and Coors lights stopped me in my tracks. It all felt so important. Motorsports Mozart that was one tweet.
Dan LeBatard
Singular tweet.
Stugotz
It was very long.
Dan LeBatard
I just like to gummy up and watch some left turns, pal.
Chris Cote
Tino Dan, just quick correction. We're 23 for the Mariners, so if they retired 24 for Martine and Ken Griffey Jr. And the other Martinez. It seems as though no Martinez has worn 24.
Jeremy
Yeah, I retract my official report and my exclusive report that they've retired only two numbers for four players. It seems as though MLB.com has let me down. Journalism's dead now.
Billy Corben
Tino did wear number 24 when he played for the Yankees, I believe.
Chris Cote
Did he have a big series against the Mariners as a Yankee? Because then maybe they retired the 24 for that. Also 42 is retired by. By the Yankees, I think for not just Jackie, but also Mariano.
Stugotz
Yeah. Has a team done this before? Because I think Billy's right that you can't retire them both on the same day. I do want to put on the poll at LeBatard show most meaningful mariner Ichiro, Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr. Edgar Martinez, Jay Buhner. Jay Buhner.
Dan LeBatard
I think Big Yuna only won one Cy Young with Seattle and he ended up winning four. So you make an argument he's best.
Billy Corben
Years came after he left.
Dan LeBatard
He's got to be more remembered for being a Diamondback because that's the team that he killed a bird with primarily. You mentioned wasn't a Mariner there. I think he was a Diamondback when he killed that bird.
Jeremy
I'm going to look it up.
Dan LeBatard
Look it up. Check Google AI. This is my only window to get in on this Earnhardt conversation. It's a four part docu series on prime and it is special and I understand how it elicits that emotion. If you watch this documentary, one thing that stands out. Did you guys know that no Cup Series driver has died since Dale Earnhardt died? It changed the sport in terms of safety measures. He had the HANS device. You see spectacular crashes still. You see them fly into the stands sometimes. You see cars get airborne and it is a wonder every time when a driver simply gets out of the car. And you think back to what killed Dale Earnhardt. It's fairly innocuous. It doesn't look like it's a bad wreck. You see the wrecks that these guys had in the 70s, in the 80s, they definitely risked life and limb every time they got into that car. It's a miracle how safe these cars are now. And I would implore the audience to check this out because Dale Earnhardt was an uncommon badass, but he was also like super cold. And it's a story about a son looking for his father's approval. And I'm talking about Dale Earnhardt senior there. And that kind of just masked the entire experience that he has with Dale Jr. It is a story about a father and son relationship. It is a story about gladiator spectacle in the most dangerous possible ways. It's one of the best things I've seen in terms of sports docuseries. It was awesome. Moreover, Prime's NASCAR coverage is spectacular for doing this for the first time.
Jeremy
He was a D back when he demolished a bird.
Chris Cote
Is it weird that him and Ken Griffey Jr. Both became photographers in retirement? Like they're both just traveling the country becoming photographers. Concerts, sporting events, you just see them pop up. I don't think that the big unit does that many sporting events. I think Kent Griffey's really doing the sporting event lane. I think that big unit does more concerts and live events.
Stugotz
Randy Johnson is a great photographer. He takes it very seriously. Can you guys explain to me, though, how this is working? Is Ichiro getting his number retired this season, and then they're going to retire a number that's always already retired for Randy Johnson next season?
Jeremy
That's exactly right. Is Ichiro's getting his number retired first this August, and then during the 2026 season is when they will retire number 51 for Randy Johnson. So they're re retiring.
Billy Corben
That's a heady play, though.
Jeremy
You're mad if you're Randy.
Billy Corben
Well, no, you have to separate these days. It's business. That's all right.
Jeremy
But you want to go first. Like, the person who gets it first is the person who really gets a retirement.
Chris Cote
I always think that, like, this is a morbid thought, but I always think when they do stuff like that, like when they're picking the order of when they're going to retire and honor people, like part of it, especially the elderly, you have to think, like, who's going to live the longest here? Right. Like, that has to go into the thinking, which, again, morbid thought. But I did think Jack McKeown's being honored by the morons this year, but he's being honored like, third. Why don't we move that up to be first earlier in the season? Because you never know.
Jeremy
I would have gone Randy Johnson first.
Dan LeBatard
You know, I've actually thought about this a lot. One number being retired for two players. And the answer might shock you as to the team that I always think this about.
Chris Cote
What?
Dan LeBatard
It's the Florida Panthers. Yeah, the number 10. Oh, Pavel Bure and Jonathan Huberdeaux, I think both on merit. Certainly Huberdeaux deserves to have his jersey retired down here by the Florida Panthers.
Jeremy
Everyone's talking about it but Pavel Bure also.
Dan LeBatard
I'm very puzzled as to why he didn't get his jersey retired. Maybe what's. What's going on over there. Pavel deserves it. And you could have the number 10 retired for both Pavel and Huberta.
Chris Cote
Why NASCAR? They don't retire numbers, obviously, because they need to Constantly doing things. We would have thought the intimidator, number three would be retired. Huh? But no, you would have thought.
Dan LeBatard
And when he first died, Richard Childress said, no one's ever driving the number three again. Harvick came in the 29, and now Austin Dillon drives the number three because of merchandise sales. It's a. It's huge business.
Jeremy
I have a list of MLB teams that have retired multiple numbers for players. So this is going to be the eighth time. This is according to Alex Mayer. This is. There are two that are technically sort of an asterisk, because when you look at the Yankees and the Cardinals, they have Mariano Rivera and Bruce Suter retired, respectively, for number 42.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Jeremy
And that's with Jackie Robinson. But otherwise, the Athletics have Raleigh Fingers and Dave Stewart for number 34. The Yankees have Bill Dickey and Yogi Berra for number eight. Washington.
Stugotz
Slash.
Jeremy
Montreal has Rusty Staub and Andre Dawson for number 10. Cincinnati has Willard Hershberger and Johnny Bench for number five. Fergie Jenkins and Greg Maddox in Chicago with number 31. And now the Mariners, number 51, Ichiro and Randy Johnson.
Dan LeBatard
Hoover do also wore number 11. So I'm going to lay off of that great hockey name.
Chris Cote
Can I propose a rule change for retiring numbers?
Stugotz
That mistake. Hold on a second. Let me. Let me just get him out of here. Like, what is he doing? It's like. I mean, come on.
Billy Corben
The whole thing stumbling.
Stugotz
I think of this all the time. I've given this a lot of thought. Never mind. Boo. I've got the wrong number.
Jeremy
Well, he wore number 11 like Edgar Martinez. Now they can retire 10 and 11.
Chris Cote
Yeah, problem solved. And 21, Dave Stewart's from another time.
Billy Corben
Man, all those names you just rattled off. The one name I thought of was Stuff. That guy, he would give you nine innings, whether he had his A stuff or his. Or his C stuff.
Stugotz
That's right. But I mean, Dave Stewart is the one that you thought was old when he said Yogi Berra.
Dan LeBatard
That's an intimidator.
Billy Corben
Just brought me back to another time, that's all.
Chris Cote
Can I propose a rule change for retired numbers?
Billy Corben
Yes.
Chris Cote
So we now have a phenomenon where people are having their numbers, like, unretired, or they're granting the ability for their number retired number for other players to use said number. Right?
Billy Corben
Yeah.
Chris Cote
So, like, recently, we had it with More and with Warren Moon, we had the conversation with Phil Sims. It didn't end up happening.
Billy Corben
Right.
Chris Cote
I think that if you grant the player the ability to use your number and Their career is not retirement number worthy. Your number is no longer retired.
Billy Corben
Wow.
Chris Cote
It's active. Unless it's re deactivated.
Jeremy
Puts the pressure on you to only give it up for the good people.
Chris Cote
Exactly right. Then you're not wasting that honor.
Stugotz
Were you afraid to say re retired? Were you afraid to say re retired instead of re deactivated?
Dan LeBatard
No.
Chris Cote
I don't know.
Billy Corben
So if Phil Sims gives his number to a player that has a terrible career, Sims loses his retired number.
Chris Cote
Correct. It's no longer retired. In fact, as soon as someone else is wearing it, you have to take it down off of, you know, the wall or whatever it's on.
Billy Corben
But what if the guy has a better career than you had? You should get some sort of prize for that, right?
Chris Cote
I think maybe you could leave the name up. But the number comes down. So Phil Sims, his name can be up there, but the number is no longer there.
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Stugotz
Dan Lebatard.
Dan LeBatard
I think I would have been on his side.
Stugotz
I would have looked at you like.
Jeremy
What did you say? I'm telling you, me and my friend, the rest of the way home, all we kept saying was, I ain't cheating.
Stugotz
ST. Like, you got your ass. I think he got your ass.
Jeremy
I got his ass. Chris. Chris won this one for sure. Not pathetic.
Chris Cote
Bally Jeremy.
Jeremy
It was great.
Chris Cote
This is the D ler show with the st.
Stugotz
There were a couple of things I wanted to either correct or clarify that is has been said here over the last 10 minutes of unbearable sloppiness. Pavel Bure. One of the reasons that his number is not retired here. I don't believe he won a single playoff game while he was in Florida. Not one.
Chris Cote
That's right.
Stugotz
They got there a couple times and got swept both times by the islanders. Right like every time you mentioned Andre Dawson, we skipped right past yesterday the fact that David Sampson said he went to a black church and dressed like Andre Dawson, which. And. And. And tried to look like Dawson, which demanded follow up questions that we did not ask. But I saw something yesterday and I don't think it can be accurate. It was Rick Sutcliffe telling a story about Greg Maddux and Andre Dawson. Greg Maddux and Andre Dawson were on the same team. Andre Dawson was hit by Eric Shao in the face with a pitch.
Billy Corben
Wow. These names.
Stugotz
Eric Shao hit Andre Dawson in the face with a pitch. Andre Dawson, classy. Just unbelievably distinguished as a player. One of the cool by an athlete of any kind was before he went to Chicago, he was being colluded against. He told the Chicago Cubs, just pay me whatever you want. It's a black blank chank. Blank check. Not a black check. A blank check. And then for $500,000, he went out and won the MVP of the league.
Billy Corben
But the way that MVP didn't deserve.
Chris Cote
10 stugats. His book. It is book.com. is that still active?
Billy Corben
Yeah. Andre wrote in the book. He did. He said I was an ass.
Stugotz
Stugotsbook.com is allegedly still active.
Chris Cote
It is. I can confirm that. Also confirmed Pavel Bureau. 0 for 4 in the playoffs as a Panther.
Billy Corben
Wow.
Stugotz
So Rick Sutcliffe told the story of. And you tell me whether this can possibly be true because he said he was getting goosebumps while telling the story that Greg Maddux was told before the game, that if he won the game, he wouldn't have to go to the minor leagues. It was the very beginning of his career.
Billy Corben
Right.
Stugotz
All he had to do was win the game and he wouldn't go back to the minor leagues. And he had three more outs to get in order for them to have the lead after five innings so that he could get the win. And Sutcliffe says he said to Greg Maddox, do not go out there and retaliate by hitting any of their players. Go out there, get the three outs, stay in the major leagues, and then hit someone the next inning. And Maddux is like tears in his eyes. No, absolutely not. I have to hit the next batter. And then he hit Benito Santiago. The guy with the most impeccable control hits Benito Santiago. And then Rick Sutcliffe says he was sent back to the major leagues, minor leagues. And the reason I don't believe the story is because I don't think they would just tell Greg Maddux put The pressure on a pitcher in a game to say, you either win this game or you're going back to the minor league.
Jeremy
So outdated too.
Billy Corben
Talk about everything on the line.
Jeremy
Like Wynne being a pitcher.
Chris Cote
Stat.
Billy Corben
Like that's w. Right.
Stugotz
I just don't believe that the story's true. But Rick Sutcliffe is telling it as it's true.
Dan LeBatard
And what if they gave up the lead and he gets a no decision? What happens then?
Stugotz
That's the way that they told the story. And it was honorable and wonderful. And also I believe an outright lie.
Billy Corben
I'm with you. I just don't imagine that's how things go in the big leagues. Hey, win this game and you stay lose it, we're sending you back down.
Chris Cote
Greg Maddox, his first appearance in major league came as a pinch runner.
Jeremy
Nice.
Stugotz
A extraneous fact. That doesn't help me at all, but thank you. You.
Jeremy
Oh, I miss pitchers pinch running. Yeah, that was the thing.
Stugotz
Put it on the poll at Le Batard show. Do you miss pitchers pitch running?
Billy Corben
I'm gonna text him about that Bartolo cologne. Well, how about.
Stugotz
Do you remember. Do you remember what they used to do when they pinch ran? Because they'd come out and give them jacket. Jacket.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, that was when they were pitching.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Call the pinch runners. They just get in the way.
Billy Corben
Except Dave Stewart never wanted the jacket.
Stugotz
I mean, it wasn't just a jacket on one arm. They weren't running with.
Jeremy
No, no, they've done that. I've seen that move. I have seen.
Stugotz
Not pinch running. Not while pinch running.
Jeremy
Okay, maybe not.
Dan LeBatard
You remember what Randy Johnson would look like after he pitched with that huge Ace Bandage rap thing and that ice pack. It was like me after a Trish Stratus photo shoot.
Stugotz
It'd be a whole ice machine. He'd have one of those hotel ice machines.
Billy Corben
His last. His last three seasons with the Mariners, he was 43 and 6.
Stugotz
He was pretty good.
Chris Cote
Guess how many innings Greg Maddox pitched in his first start of his career?
Dan LeBatard
Five.
Chris Cote
Complete game. Duh. Maddox mad dog.
Stugotz
Mentioning the Earnhardt documentary. I've been pounding that untold series quite a bit because they're making some bad stuff. But the Shooting Guards series or the Shooting Guards movie about Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton was really well done. There was a lot of stuff in there that I did not know, even though Gilbert Arenas has spent a lot of time talking about this story. And what was also really interesting to watch, that I did not know watch, is how it is that a power dynamic can become hugely Problematic when you have a guy who's a jokester sharing a locker room with a guy who identifies as a gangster. And now that disrespect is in play, and you get guys in the locker room carrying guns all of a sudden, because the jokester is the one in power and he's pushing Crittenden to. You say, you're gonna shoot me? Prove it. And Gilbert's got all the power. He's the jokester, and he brings guns into the locker room and puts them in front of his locker. And Crittenden's like, what do I need your guns for? I have my own. And now you've just got a situation where someone who's a prankster and always fooling around has landed on the wrong side of somebody who doesn't abide disrespect that way. And it was just interesting to see the parallel stories because they got Crittenden when he's come out of jail or come out of prison after serving time. And you've got Gilbert saying, among other things, yeah, I ruined that dude's life because of the decisions that I made. Gilbert has always been a really interesting personality, and what he's doing with his podcast and his media career is not merely ambitious. It has a ton of really hard work in it. Not everyone in the podcast game is working as hard as Gilbert Arenas is working to make sure that he can stay competitive in that game.
Jeremy
He had a clip recently about Karl Anthony Towns that I did not enjoy listening to. Horrendous. Sounded pretty terrible. It was a really, really, really bad and critical take in a way that should not be a criticism hurled at an NBA player.
Stugotz
Well, this is the lane that Gilbert's willing to take that not a lot of former players are willing to take. And there is value in being able. Look, he's been. If the guy's willing to come into a locker room with a golden gun. The other part of that story that I did not know is that Gilbert was saying he was not suspended for either the guns in the locker room or what I thought he was suspended for, which is after the league cracked down on him that David Stern was mad because during an on court celebration, he's doing finger guns in the huddle when he's swirling in controversy, but he wasn't suspended for that either. He's like, no, I was suspended because they knew I was trafficking guns all over the place. I had on team planes, I had 400 some odd guns in my house. And I'm an NBA player who was trafficking Guns on team flights. That's why I was suspended for 50 games. That's not something that I knew. So I would recommend that series because that started so strong. Untold started with like six or eight fantastic stories that were told better than I had seen them told. And then I don't know what happened, but they became more and more diluted. This one is worth your time though, if you, if you want to cover subject matter on a Wizards team nobody cared about except for this story.
Dan LeBatard
The last three years of Panthers post season runs have really cut into my television watching. I have to be very judicious, although I'm an episode away from finishing the studio and an episode away from finishing the rehearsal. And those are two great things.
Stugotz
They're excellent both of those shows. Nathan Fielder, I would argue, is doing not only stuff in television that hasn't been done before, but he is pushing really the envelope on Awkward in comedy in a way that most comedians are not brave enough to do. Where he will make a CNN appearance on, you know, with Wolf Blitzer. And he's just actively trying to make things uncomfortable for people. And I will say when I describe the rehearsal as some of the most ambitious television that I've ever seen in my life, I cannot believe the degree of difficulty on what it is that he's trying to accomplish with that show, what the budget for it is and what his motivation for it is, which is to make meaningful change in the airline industry. That is important. And he went to such lengths to do this, including including becoming a professional flyer, that there's never, there's literally never been a comedian like this. Crew members to complete interpersonal communication training.
Dan LeBatard
And it says it isn't. Seeing the data that supports the show's.
Stugotz
Central claim that pilot communications is to blame for airline disaster. So I want to get you to respond to that.
Pamela
Obviously, that's dumb. They're dumb. And they're, you know, they. Here's the issue is that they do like I trained to be a pilot and I'm a 737 pilot. I went through the training. The training is someone shows you a PowerPoint slide saying if you are a co pilot and the captain does something wrong, you need to speak up about it. That's all. That's the training. And they talk about some crashes that happened, but they don't do anything that makes it stick emotionally.
Stugotz
One of the things that was not a clip that had the awkward in it, but he was pushing on Wolf Blitzer and he was talking about the specifics of co pilots Are afraid sometimes to speak up in a power structure to pilots who have all the power and might be in some trouble during a flight. And it leads like he's proving empirically, doing research that most aren't doing, and traveling around the country with a guy who's kind of boring, but is an expert as a former aviation person who's telling people that Nathan Fielder has to be listened to. But he kept saying to Wolf Blitzer's co host, and I'm not familiar with this show, so I don't know her name, forgive me for that. He keeps saying some form of. Wouldn't you be afraid to speak up to Wolf Blitzer given the power dynamic that there is in your relationship and the imbalances in your relationship?
Pamela
The issue that we talk about in the show is people not wanting to share their feelings with each other co pilots, because one might be of higher, more experience than the other. So they might know the thing that will save a plane from crashing, but they might not want to communicate it. So I assume between you two, we.
Stugotz
Like each other and we talk to.
Pamela
Each other, but there's things you probably don't share, too. So that's a good way of the audience understanding the dynamic. Probably right.
Stugotz
Really, he should be the captain, is what you're saying.
Dan LeBatard
That's really what you're saying.
Pamela
Did you watch the show? But I mean, it's like a human thing. You know what I mean? Like, there's definitely stuff. I'm sure you guys, like, you brought up the analogy. But, like, I'm sure, Pamela, you don't say some things to Wolf or. Cause you're between you two, who would be like, the boss or the more like, you're Wolf Blitzer. Right? So you're like, your name is first on the thing. So I'm sure, Pamela, at times you might not want to say, you know, oh, Wolf wants to do something. You don't think it's a good idea. You might not want to express that always.
Dan LeBatard
She said, we actually have a pretty.
Jeremy
I understand your point, but you have.
Pamela
To say that now. No, I know, but you don't want to say to Wolf. You can't, you know, as a journalist, you don't want to say, oh, I don't want to.
Chris Cote
She says that.
Pamela
She says it to you. So maybe you're afraid to say to.
Stugotz
That's the great thing about Wolf.
Dan LeBatard
He doesn't have an ego.
Pamela
Okay.
Dan LeBatard
He has no ego.
Stugotz
But I take your point that, like.
Pamela
I mean, Wolf's in movies and stuff.
Stugotz
He's A big deal. There is no question.
Pamela
So that's intimidating. That can be intimidating.
Dan LeBatard
That can be intimidating.
Pamela
That's sort of the thing we're trying to explore.
Chris Cote
Wolf hated that.
Dan LeBatard
No, I think he loved that. I mean, the comparisons to Andy Kaufman are obvious. It was easier in Andy Kaufman's day to get away with stuff like this because social media just plays such active defense. There have been two people since Andy Kaufman that pushed the boundaries of comedy. Push the boundaries of awkward, push the boundaries of ambition and honestly, danger when it comes to comedy. Sacha Baron Cohen and Nathan Fielder and Sam Morrell.
Jeremy
Norm MacDonald would like a word.
Dan LeBatard
Norm MacDonald.
Jeremy
He loved the awkward.
Dan LeBatard
He wasn't putting himself in danger the way that Sacha Baron Cohen does routinely. And I do know, like I had read an article that shortly after Nathan for your Sacha Baron Cohen and Nathan for your collab and Nathan Fielder collaborated on stuff and they talk this out because they're one in the same. I love what Nathan Fielder does. It's a part of his act that he figured out eight years ago on Nathan for your is like, let me juxtapose my act with an old normal person and just have them be stoic and play off of my eccentricities. And it's comedy gold every time. It is visually funny and it makes his comedy work better. And the other person doesn't have to say a single thing. His mind works different stugats.
Stugotz
I don't think you understand not having seen it or most people understand how difficult it would be to get this as an idea, a script in front of people in the present Hollywood right now that is rejecting everything. Cuz it's like four entities are making and investing in movies to put this in front of people and get it made at the budget. I can't even imagine what that paperwork looked like. You have to trust Nathan Fielder to be exceptional at things in order to execute what we're talking about here. Because on paper this idea simply can't work.
Chris Cote
I think that he's been in interviews and he's said that he was greenlit for a second season without even an idea. So they trusted him so much that he didn't even give this to them. They were just like, okay, here's your next season and here's your budget. Go figure it out. What if we're underthinking this a little bit? What if Nathan just wanted to be a pilot and he said, you know what? How do I get someone to pay for my 7:37 lessons? And then he wrote a show around the premise where he was gonna be a pilot. And then he started figuring things out. But really the starting point was how do I get someone to send me to Pilot's team.
Billy Corben
I like it. Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
You know what I think the most dangerous thing he did in this entire.
Chris Cote
Season was fly a plane full of people.
Dan LeBatard
No, actually not. It was bite the hand that feeds him. With Paramount he has a show, a scripted show with an Academy Award winner in Emma Stone. He has his entire Nathan for you.
Stugotz
Which is also great, by the way. The Curse is a great television show.
Dan LeBatard
He has his entire Nathan for you catalog on Paramount plus and he is identifying where Paramount plus kowtows to sensitivities and anti Semitism. And he doesn't it by recreating an old Nazi HQ that he turned into the Paramount plus headquarters. It was insane. And a lot of people would probably advise him, if you want to work in this town, if you want to keep getting stuff made, you can't be cutting off Viacom.
Chris Cote
Paramount Nazis are having a moment though.
Dan LeBatard
They are in your defense, not my defense.
Stugotz
Jon Stewart tells this great story of, I don't know, would it have been Peacock? Who was it at the beginning? They tried on one of the early evolutions of one of Jon Stewart's early shows to have Dave Attell come on as Hitler as a guest on a talk show eating a bagel. And they did like a first episode and Jon Stewart gets back to his office and it's just an executive screaming, that will never air. Nothing you're doing here will ever air. And Jon Stewart just realized, okay, this show is going to fail immediately.
Jeremy
Only for him to ultimately be called by his non stage name by the future president to sort of shout to people, hey, he's a Jew. He could do the skit.
Chris Cote
Why do people like Nazi jokes?
Stugotz
I don't really seem not worth it. They seem not worth it.
Chris Cote
It just seems not super funny.
Jeremy
I cannot see why people would make those jokes.
Billy Corben
It seems not worth it.
Chris Cote
Thank you.
Billy Corben
10 minutes minor penalty.
Stugotz
2 minutes high sticking. I saw another good documentary I would recommend on Max Implosion, the story of the submersible. They finally got to like the details that people were wondering about that this is well reported, well researched. They talked to the widow of the man and the son who died in the submersible. They take you into the submersible in a way that would make you think, why would anyone ever get in this thing? For any reason. For any reason. Because the claustrophobia of that thing to be sent to the bottom of the ocean to go. Check out the Titanic if you want those details that we were obsessed about at the time. They're all here. They're all here in one place and they've done a good job sort of taking you through what all of that was and the lack of ethics in sort of having a business around invention, experimentation, and discovery.
Billy Corben
Just back to the pilot thing for a second. I don't like this rank that's going on inside of an airplane, inside of a cockpit. Right. If the copilot. If my plane is going down and the co pilot has the answers to fix the problem, then please fix the problem. Okay. Don't be intimidated by the captain. I cannot believe there is ego inside of an airplane.
Chris Cote
Problem.
Jeremy
Believe it.
Dan LeBatard
Thanks. Thanks for getting around. We appreciate your heart.
Billy Corben
What is going on where co pilot's not going to say anything because he's. He's afraid to upstage the captain?
Dan LeBatard
Had to be said. Had to be said. Thank you.
Billy Corben
What. What are we doing?
Dan LeBatard
Right. That's right.
Stugotz
That's good coverage of the rehearsal for someone who hasn't seen it.
Billy Corben
Talk more if you could. Save me. Save me, please.
Dan LeBatard
Mm.
Chris Cote
The funny thing is, though, is that the pushback that he's run into is they're like, nah, that's correct. Which is, I think, like the official government statements.
Stugotz
Like, like, nah, yeah, the government state. The government statement is, we don't need to look into this now.
Jeremy
All over social media is just pictures from airports of pilots not talking to each other. Just like standing 10ft apart, say, hello, how's your day?
Billy Corben
A little small talk. I prefer they get along.
Stugotz
I literally, though, had never considered how awkward it must be for just two dudes who aren't in the mood at 5am to have coffee breath and not want to talk to each other.
Podcast Summary: The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella
Episode Details:
Overview: The hosts dive deep into the contentious topic of the Seattle Mariners' decision to retire the number 51 for both Randy Johnson and Ichiro Suzuki. This move has sparked debate among fans and analysts alike regarding the feasibility and rules surrounding the retirement of jersey numbers in Major League Baseball (MLB).
Key Discussions:
Double Retirement Dilemma: The Mariners intend to retire number 51 for both Johnson and Suzuki, which traditionally is reserved for one player. This has led to confusion and debate about the appropriateness and precedent of such a decision.
Historical Context: Comparisons are made to other MLB teams that have retired multiple numbers for different players, highlighting how rare and complex these situations can be.
Fan Reactions: The hosts express skepticism and discuss the potential backlash from the fanbase, emphasizing the importance of honoring players correctly without causing confusion.
Notable Quotes:
Chris Cote [04:06]: “They need to pick one, you're retiring one. Number 51. And by the way, it's Ichiro, because if you're going to retire Randy Johnson, you retire that number before Ichiro got the number 51.”
Billy Corben [04:31]: “If I had to decide one, I'd go Randy Johnson. I think he meant more to that organization than Ichiro.”
Stugotz [14:22]: “They’re re-retiring... Is Ichiro's getting his number retired first this August, and then during the 2026 season is when they will retire number 51 for Randy Johnson.”
Insights:
Overview: Expanding beyond the Mariners, the hosts explore how other MLB teams handle number retirements, highlighting unique practices and historical trivia.
Key Discussions:
Multiple Retirements: Jeremy Corben lists MLB teams that have retired multiple numbers for different players, such as the Yankees retiring numbers for Bill Dickey and Yogi Berra both wearing number 8.
Confusions and Mistakes: The conversation touches on misinformation and the challenges of accurate reporting, particularly when referencing official sources like MLB.com.
Comparison with Other Sports: Dan Le Batard draws parallels with the Florida Panthers in the NHL, discussing how hockey teams handle number retirements differently.
Notable Quotes:
Jeremy Corben [16:22]: “So this is going to be the eighth time. This is according to Alex Mayer. There are two that are technically sort of an asterisk, because when you look at the Yankees and the Cardinals, they have Mariano Rivera and Bruce Suter retired, respectively, for number 42.”
Dan Le Batard [07:00]: “They’re making a habit of... They played on the same team. They didn’t have the same number.”
Insights:
Overview: The hosts provide an in-depth review of Amazon’s documentary on NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt, emphasizing its emotional depth and impact on the sport’s safety measures.
Key Discussions:
Emotional Impact: Marty Smith’s poetic reflection on the documentary captures the raw and gritty essence of 90s NASCAR, contrasting it with the modern portrayal of the sport.
Safety Evolution: Dan emphasizes how Earnhardt’s death led to significant safety improvements in NASCAR, such as the introduction of the HANS device, transforming the sport into a safer spectacle.
Family Dynamics: The documentary delves into the complex relationship between Dale Earnhardt Sr. and his son, Dale Earnhardt Jr., highlighting themes of approval and legacy.
Notable Quotes:
Marty Smith [09:00]: “NASCAR is experiencing a rebirth right now. I watch every race and I feel the resurgence. Awesome racers wrestling a challenging machine.”
Dan Le Batard [12:03]: “He was an uncommon badass, but he was also super cold. It is a story about a son looking for his father's approval.”
Insights:
Overview: A substantial segment is dedicated to discussing Nathan Fielder’s innovative approach to comedy, particularly his work on new projects that push the boundaries of awkward humor and social experimentation.
Key Discussions:
Creative Risks: The hosts commend Nathan Fielder for his audacious methods, likening his willingness to engage in uncomfortable scenarios to that of Sacha Baron Cohen.
Television Evolution: Stugotz highlights the challenges Nathan faces in the current Hollywood landscape, where unconventional ideas often struggle to gain traction amidst stringent sensitivities.
Impact on Comedy: The conversation explores how Fielder’s work influences modern comedy by blending humor with meaningful social commentary, setting him apart from his contemporaries.
Notable Quotes:
Dan Le Batard [34:57]: “Norm MacDonald would like a word. He loved the awkward.”
Stugotz [35:43]: “I can't imagine what that paperwork looked like. You have to trust Nathan Fielder to be exceptional at things in order to execute what we're talking about here.”
Insights:
Overview: Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse their main discussions with lighter segments of sports trivia, anecdotes, and personal opinions, adding depth and variety to the conversation.
Key Discussions:
Florida Panthers’ Performance: Dan expresses his frustration with the team’s recent playoff runs, balancing his enthusiasm with critical analysis.
Pavel Bure’s Legacy: A conversation ensues about whether Pavel Bure deserves to have his number retired by the Florida Panthers, highlighting his contributions despite the team’s lackluster playoff performance.
Pitcher Pinch-Running Tradition: Nostalgic memories about the unconventional role of pitchers as pinch-runners are shared, reminiscing about the old days of baseball.
Notable Quotes:
Dan Le Batard [15:43]: “It's the Florida Panthers. Yeah, the number 10. Oh, Pavel Bure and Jonathan Huberdeaux, I think both on merit.”
Billy Corben [26:25]: “His last three seasons with the Mariners, he was 43 and 6. He was pretty good.”
Insights:
Overview: Engaging with their audience, the hosts announce polls and encourage listener participation on topics discussed, fostering a sense of community and interaction.
Key Discussions:
Notable Quotes:
Insights:
Overview: As the episode progresses towards its end, the hosts wrap up their discussions with final reflections, tying together the various topics explored throughout the show.
Key Discussions:
Safety in NASCAR: Reiterating the importance of safety measures in motorsports, the hosts emphasize how Earnhardt’s legacy continues to influence the sport positively.
Innovation in Comedy and Media: The conversation circles back to the significance of innovative figures like Nathan Fielder in shaping contemporary comedy and media narratives.
Notable Quotes:
Dan Le Batard [40:32]: “That's right. That's good coverage of the rehearsal for someone who hasn't seen it.”
Billy Corben [40:36]: “What are we doing?”
Insights:
Overall Summary: In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts navigate through a rich tapestry of sports controversies, historical trivia, media reviews, and innovative discussions. From the heated debate over the Seattle Mariners' unconventional approach to retiring jersey numbers to an insightful review of NASCAR’s recent documentary on Dale Earnhardt, the conversation is both engaging and informative. Additionally, the exploration of Nathan Fielder’s pioneering comedy techniques adds a fresh dimension to the show, highlighting the intersection of sports, media, and entertainment. The hosts effectively balance serious debates with nostalgic anecdotes and interactive segments, creating a dynamic and comprehensive listening experience for fans and newcomers alike.