Podcast Summary: "The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening"

Episode Release Date: May 30, 2025

1. Florida Panthers' Triumph and Stanley Cup Final

The episode kicks off with an exciting update on the Florida Panthers’ remarkable achievement. Having clinched their third consecutive Eastern Conference championship, the Panthers are set to compete in the Stanley Cup Final next week. Host Roy discusses the team's journey and their prospects in the finals.

Roy [00:30]: "Florida Panthers have won their third consecutive Eastern Conference championship and will go to the Stanley Cup Final next week."

Additionally, Roy shares his conversation with Bob Rashuzen, offering insights into the Panthers' strategy and key players contributing to their success.

2. Miami's Political Landscape and Cuban Influences

The discussion shifts to Miami's vibrant political scene, featuring former congressman Joe Garcia. The hosts delve into the decline of Cuban exceptionalism and the significant number of Miamians advocating for deportation measures.

Billy Corben [01:39]: "On the hockey show, former congressman Joe Garcia talks about the end of Cuban exceptionalism and Miamians who overwhelmingly voted to deport themselves."

The hosts also highlight the ongoing drama at City Hall, where tensions flare between Commissioner Joe "the Joker" Carollo and Miami's own "dark knight," Miguel Gazette Bella.

3. Personal Health and Immunity Jokes

Dan and Stugotz engage in a lighthearted conversation about feeling under the weather, leading to humorous exchanges about the infamous five-second rule.

Dan LeBatard [02:15]: "You haven't done anything different. So that can only mean one thing."

Chris Cody shares a relatable anecdote about unknowingly contaminating a spoon, sparking a playful debate on the validity of the five-second rule.

Chris Cody [03:16]: "I dropped a spoon on the floor and I picked it up and I... did show, so I'm not really thinking about anything."

Stugotz and Roy banter about sounding sick and the challenges of maintaining health amidst parenting responsibilities.

Roy [02:25]: "I have lost a little bit of muscle mass since the baby was born... I don't like the way that things are looking."

4. Navigating Parenthood and Grandparenting Aspirations

The conversation naturally progresses to the joys and challenges of parenting, with the hosts expressing their thoughts on becoming grandparents. Billy Corben reflects on his daughters approaching college graduation and his contemplations about future grandparenting.

Billy Corben [07:03]: "I've thought about being a grandfather, and I can't believe that sentence just came out of my mouth."

Stugotz humorously fantasizes about the reduced stress and freedom that comes with grandparenting, envisioning minimal interaction with grandkids paired with leisure activities.

Stugotz [10:19]: "Imagine a world where your kids' kids are just dropped off. You deal with them for, like, an hour. You give them 100 bucks, you send them back to the parents, and then you go golfing."

5. NIL Deals and Lacrosse Sponsorships

Billy Corben provides an update on NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) deals related to his daughter Rachel's lacrosse program. He discusses the significant sponsorship from Guzmani Gomez, a Mexican restaurant chain expanding into the United States, highlighting the global reach and financial impact of such partnerships.

Billy Corben [12:13]: "There is an NIL deal that has been done with that lacrosse team with Guzmani Gomez... They've made hundreds of millions of dollars, and they are the team sponsor now of the Northwestern women's lacrosse program."

The hosts tease about the origins of Guzmani Gomez's branding, leading to a humorous exchange about the likeness of the restaurant mascots.

6. Stanley Cup Superstitions and Team Performances

A spirited debate ensues regarding the superstition surrounding the Stanley Cup touch. The hosts discuss personal anecdotes and the idea that touching the cup before winning may jinx a team's chances.

Roy [16:22]: "I think the NFL is going to win the game for the Knicks game six, and then the building will win the game for the Knicks in Game 7."

Dan LeBatard weighs in on the strategy behind team performances, particularly focusing on Connor McDavid's prowess and the Panthers’ potential to sustain their success.

Dan LeBatard [16:37]: "We've got Connor McDavid... What he’s going to say? It's time to get them all."

The conversation extends to the dynamics of team leadership and player versatility, emphasizing the need for two-way players to build championship teams.

Dan LeBatard [22:08]: "He follows up with a triple single, and now it's all about, oh, the Knicks defense did this... There's definitely a storyline here with this series."

7. Interactive Segment: Blind Rankings Game

In an engaging and humorous segment, Stugotz introduces the "Blind Rankings" game, where each host ranks their top radio and podcast hosts without prior knowledge of the others' lists. The playful tension arises as each participant tries to slot their favorites into the rankings, leading to comical disagreements and strategic placements.

Stugotz [27:48]: "Have you guys familiar with blind rankings? You guys want to try this game?"

Despite initial hesitations and playful chaos, the hosts proceed to rank figures like Colin Cowherd, Dan Patrick, Shannon Sharpe, and Bill Simmons, sharing laughs and playful jabs throughout the process.

Billy Corben [31:10]: "I'm just scratching off Rich Eisen."

The segment showcases the camaraderie and dynamic interplay among the hosts, adding a light-hearted twist to the episode.

8. Final Sports Analysis

Returning to sports, the hosts analyze the ongoing Knicks vs. Pacers series, debating the offensive strategies and defensive capabilities of both teams. Roy emphasizes the Pacers' superior firepower and speed, while Dan highlights the Knicks' potential to replicate strong defensive performances observed in recent games.

Roy [41:08]: "I think it's a thing of pace... the Pacers just running and gunning, everybody's flying and Haliburton's doing all this stuff."

Dan critiques the reliance on key players and underscores the importance of team-oriented play in securing victories.

Dan LeBatard [42:37]: "The Pacers actually have movement and they find the open person if there's an obvious mismatch... It just showed up in making their firepower look a little better."

9. Concluding Remarks

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, maintaining their trademark blend of humor, insightful commentary, and engaging banter. They tease upcoming segments and express anticipation for the final games in the Stanley Cup series.

Notable Quotes:

• Roy [00:30]: "Florida Panthers have won their third consecutive Eastern Conference championship and will go to the Stanley Cup Final next week."

• Billy Corben [01:39]: "Former congressman Joe Garcia talks about the end of Cuban exceptionalism and Miamians who overwhelmingly voted to deport themselves."

• Stugotz [10:19]: "Imagine a world where your kids' kids are just dropped off. You deal with them for, like, an hour. You give them 100 bucks, you send them back to the parents, and then you go golfing."

• Dan LeBatard [16:37]: "We've got Connor McDavid... What he’s going to say? It's time to get them all."

• Stugotz [27:48]: "Have you guys familiar with blind rankings? You guys want to try this game?"

This episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" offers a lively mix of sports analysis, personal anecdotes, and interactive fun, encapsulating the hosts' unique perspectives and dynamic chemistry. Whether discussing the Florida Panthers' latest victories, navigating the complexities of parenthood, or engaging in playful games, the hosts deliver an entertaining and informative experience for their listeners.