The Big Suey: Jeremy Costs Everyone Money (feat. Nick Wright)

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Episode: The Big Suey: Jeremy Costs Everyone Money (feat. Nick Wright)
Date: November 17, 2025

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Overview

This episode of "The Big Suey" centers on the fallout from a painful betting loss involving Nick Wright, the Shipping Container crew, and their Chiefs fandom. Featuring a highly entertaining blend of sports angst, locker room analysis, and trademark show banter, the group dissects the Kansas City Chiefs’ costly defeat and its ripple effects—financial and emotional—through the studio. The episode also covers NFL storylines, playoff picture chaos, iconic defensive performances, and hilarity from the sports weekend.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Bet, The Blame, and The Heartbreak

• Nick Wright had staked $5,000—potential winnings for the Shipping Container—on the Chiefs to cover -3.5. When the Chiefs failed to cover, it became the second consecutive time he failed to deliver prize money, leading to good-humored but real heartbreak and finger-pointing.
• Jeremy Tashay, in his first-ever sports bet, is singled out for jinxing the kick by launching a “Harrison Butker” chant right before a crucial blocked extra point.
• The crew relives the pivotal play-by-play, blending real-time reactions with self-aware, comedic suffering.

Quote:

“I blame Jeremy. I blame Jeremy.” – Nick Wright ([04:27])
“Jeremy Tashay is forever banned from receiving any money.” – Nick Wright ([05:02])

2. Nick Wright’s Gambler’s Lament and Banter with the Crew

• Nick details his many bets layered across the day, showing the complexity (and stress) of high-volume sports gambling. He describes sleeplessness, emailing his financial advisor, and getting heckled on the street over a Chiefs loss.
• He ranks his pain: Team’s playoff hopes first, pride second, money lost a distant third.
• The show leans into ritualistic banter, banning Jeremy from future winnings and likening the whole debacle to classic, self-sabotaging sports fandom.

Quote:

“This was a wake up at two in the morning dreaming about the game type of loss… an email your financial manager at 6am, like ‘hey man, I know this is the account we say we don’t touch but I need a little transfer.’” – Nick Wright ([10:04])

3. Chiefs’ Playoff Outlook and AFC Chaos

• Nick (still raw with emotion) and the show discuss the new, uncomfortable reality that the Chiefs (and Ravens/Lions) might miss the postseason or lose tiebreakers.
• The Chiefs’ inability to win one-score games, their shocking placement "in the hunt," and Mahomes’ uncharacteristic mistakes all signal a league in flux.

Quote:

“I feel like this is such… the stuff the poverty-level teams talk about: ‘we don’t have the tiebreaker with the Jags.’ Gross.” – Nick Wright ([11:41])
“If the playoffs started today, the Lions, Ravens, and Chiefs would be out.” – Stugotz ([14:12])

4. NFL Weekend Recap & Power Shifts

• The crew reflects on a wild week: the Broncos’ transformation from laughingstock to defensive juggernaut, a historic pass rush, the Lions and Goff floundering outside the dome, and the Eagles’ ugly but effective dominance.
• The unpredictability of quarterbacks—Josh Allen’s wild “stallion” game and record-tying six-touchdown performance—is celebrated and critiqued in equal measure.

Quote:

“That’s as bad as Jared Goff has ever played. I’m including a 13-3 Super Bowl loss to the Patriots.” – Dan Le Batard ([24:15])
“Josh Allen… It’s like watching an actual stallion play football.” – Stugotz ([29:11])

5. Funniest and Most Memorable Moments

• Recurring mockery and “baptisms by fire” for Jeremy—having his first bet go wrong, then being officially “banned” from all future monetary gain.
• Greg Cody’s musing that he’s a Larry David prototype.
• Extended riff on the “quite frankly, bleep you” phrase from a player postgame, which the crew instantly adopts as a recurring bit.
• The “funniest thing” recap, featuring:
  • A ref plowing Sean Payton for a penalty ([42:59])
  • Riley Patterson (a kicker) inexplicably taping his wrists ([42:04])
  • Rangers-Red Wings hockey melee after a post-buzzer empty-net shot ([43:16])

Quotes:

“What he did yesterday was irrehensible. What he did yesterday was disgusting.” – Nick Wright ([16:41])
“You got anything to say, quite frankly, you…” – Ernest Jones, as quoted and adopted by the crew ([27:38])
“My algorithm on Instagram is dance and boobs.” – Zaz ([22:20])

6. Stats, Trends, and Context

• The Broncos’ defense is on a historic sack pace: 49 sacks on 438 dropbacks (11.2%). Crew compares them to the legendary Bears and Ravens D.
• Discussion about the Chiefs’ bizarre run in one-score games—11-0 last year to 0-5 this year.
• Correction and debate over which Bears defense had the most sacks—turns out to be the 1984 Bears, not ’83 or the ’85/’86 team as misremembered ([44:54]).

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• Betting Heartbreak & Blame:

  “You walk over to a craps table and be like, hey, don’t roll a seven. Like, what is wrong with you, bro?” – Nick Wright ([05:30])

• Bans and Bitterness:

  “I agree with the ban on Jeremy for all time… I second that ban. I third it.” – Dan Le Batard & Nick Wright ([17:06])

• NFL Power Shift:

  “The Chiefs losing is a bigger story than just about anybody else winning. It’s an amazing space they find themselves in.” – Dan Le Batard ([24:44])

• On Defensive Greatness:

  “That is the best pass rush a defense has had since a Bears team that could have gone undefeated if not for the… Dan Marino beating the undefeated Bears.” – Stugotz ([37:39])

• Hockey Melee:

  “Rangers goalie Jonathan Quick ran off the bench and started a brawl. It was a melee… because the player shot it into the empty net well after the buzzer. You don’t do that, Dan.” – Zaz ([43:16])

• Comedic Bit of the Week:

  “You got anything to say, quite frankly, bleep you.” – Dan Le Batard/Ernest Jones ([28:05], [32:48])

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Important Timestamps

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |---------|-------|-----------| | Main betting segment begins, Chiefs recap | [02:14] | | Disaster play-by-play & blame game | [03:25]-[05:02] | | Nick on emotional/financial fallout | [08:40]-[10:30] | | Chiefs pain ranking/pride/money | [11:01]-[12:45] | | AFC Playoff chaos & tiebreakers | [13:08]-[18:08] | | NFL Gameday Recap (Lions/Ravens/Chiefs, Seahawks, Rams) | [22:41]-[27:17] | | Ernest Jones' “quite frankly, you…” speech | [27:29] | | Josh Allen’s insane day, Dolphins reflection | [28:24]-[32:18] | | Broncos’ historic defense/sack rates | [37:39]-[39:49] | | Funniest moment from the sports weekend segment | [40:43]-[42:31] | | Hockey brawl, melee vs. melee debate | [43:16]-[43:59] | | Bears sack history clarification | [44:54] |

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Tone and Style

• Playful, irreverent, self-deprecating: The crew pokes equal fun at each other’s sports “curse” and football follies as they do themselves.
• Honest about fandom pain: Nick Wright’s genuine anguish—financial and emotional—is both sincere and played up for laughs.
• Meta and self-aware: Jokes about being like Larry David, meta-poll questions (“Is being on time hard?”), and riffs on sports clichés.
• Lively, rapid-fire, and decidedly not stat-obsessed: The analysis is more conversational, anecdotal, and absurd than clinical.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

If you care about how a single bet can fracture alliances, ruin sleep, and dominate hours of sports talk, this show is for you. If you want irreverent takes on NFL powerhouses in decline, postseason chaos, and laugh-out-loud moments from the sports world’s fringes, The Big Suey delivers. And if you’ve ever felt fandom pain—or found yourself banned for a superstition—the show hits close to home, in the funniest way possible.

Transcript

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[Stugotz]

Welcome to the Big Sui presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast.

[Greg Cody]

I'm sorry.

[Stugotz]

I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now here's the marching man to Nowhere Fat Face and the Habitual Liar.

[Greg Cody]

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[Stugotz]

Thank you for everybody who tuned in last night to watch the shipping container suffer because they had chiefs minus three and a half. Foul the hook. Jeremy, what does this video need as context? As Nick Wright, who looks like he's been crying and hiding, he joins us now. He's got to be hurting today. What is the context this video requires? Nick Wright was willing to put up $5,000 that would have gone to the shipping container if the Chiefs had covered three and a half. They did not. It's the second time Nick Wright has failed to deliver money to the shipping container. He's heartbroken about that, I'm sure. What context does this require?

[Jeremy Tashay]

Chiefs were down three at the start of the fourth quarter and driving. They had thrown a bunch of dinks and dunks to Travis Kelce and we were in a spot where all they needed was a touchdown and an extra point to go up by 4, which is what we needed to be in position to win.

[Stugotz]

This is the best you guys felt When Kelsey tumbles into the end zone and you realize you're about to be up 4 with the extra point, this is as good as you can.

[Jeremy Tashay]

That is going to be the best. And. And what you can see is we were trying to give analysis throughout the game as well. So this will start with some analysis and then lead you to that touchdown and everything that transpired from there.

[Nick Wright]

Hey, the Kelsey, the kelsey screen for 4 yards. Sucks. That play sucks. That play sucks. How about you get the ball to.

[Stugotz]

A guy who's fast?

[Jeremy Tashay]

Yeah.

[Nick Wright]

How about that, bro? Oh, Tony, Big Bob, Tanya.

[Dan Le Batard]

What?

[Stugotz]

Big Bob, Tanya.

[Dan Le Batard]

No way.

[Nick Wright]

What?

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, that's terrible tackling there, man.

[Nick Wright]

It's not. I will say it's not. Tanya, I don't want to get your hook.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Terrible tackling. That sounds like a good thing.

[Nick Wright]

Let's go.

[Dan Le Batard]

It is a good thing.

[Nick Wright]

Okay, hold on. Get this guy in a screen. Yeah.

[Stugotz]

Get this guy the ball.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Dude.

[Nick Wright]

Harrison bucker.

[Stugotz]

Oh.

[Dan Le Batard]

All time franchise leader in touchdown.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Just know that if he misses it.

[Dan Le Batard]

What are you doing?

[Stugotz]

Jeremy's.

[Dan Le Batard]

Are you doing?

[Stugotz]

Yeah, bro.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Just know.

[Stugotz]

Yeah. Are you?

[Nick Wright]

I know how I feel.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Just know how I feel.

[Nick Wright]

I blame Jeremy. I blame Jeremy.

[Jeremy Tashay]

You started a Harrison Butker chant?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick Wright]

Are you for real? Yes. The kick got blocked.

[Stugotz]

You started heirs and pucker Chan.

[Jeremy Tashay]

You're gonna blame me.

[Stugotz]

I mean, dude, just.

[Dan Le Batard]

It was.

[Stugotz]

Oh, boy.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I take full responsibility.

[Stugotz]

Chris Cody being 10 seconds ahead of everybody else when it's a live stream is just asinine staggered reaction. Nick Wright joins us now by way of apology, I suppose. Nick, how are you feeling today?

[Nick Wright]

Insolvent and inconsolable and I am now angrier. I, I listen, I apologize and I don't know this gentleman's personal, financial or family situation, but Jeremy Tashay is forever banned from receiving any money. The shipping continues.

[Jeremy Tashay]

It's Fine. I understand. Nick, I'm really sorry.

[Nick Wright]

I mean, what. What was that, bro? Well, you. You walk over to a craps table and be like, hey, don't roll a seven. Like, what is wrong with you, bro? Like, what is. Seriously, the. There's.

[Stugotz]

There.

[Nick Wright]

So that's that. I mean, I. There's that also. Again, I. Far be it for me to tell anyone how to run a business, but I think we got to find a way to have everyone watching either in the same location or on the same delay. I knew what was happening on all those plays as I get choked up, and I found that horrifying. Like, what are we doing, guys? We were synced up for about 20 minutes, and then it all went to hell. There's a way to fit. There's. Okay. I mean, just. Whoever is the furthest ahead just has to pause and then let every. Like, there's. Chris didn't want to do.

[Stugotz]

But Roy was the first.

[Nick Wright]

Literally. There's. Literally. It's hard to sometimes sync up, like, movies on an airplane with a significant other. You want to watch with them sporting events. There's a clock. You can be like, hey, guys, I paused it at 9:38. Tell me when you get there. Click play. What are we doing? Roy was the furthest ahead at one point and was like, I don't want to pause because I'll miss action.

[Stugotz]

Chris, please stop explaining what is a calamity that deserves his every criticism. Now, I will say in Jeremy's meager defense, and I don't know if you want to retract what you just did with a banning. This was literally his first time betting on a game, so he doesn't.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I've never had any money coming my way at the result of a game in my life of any kind.

[Nick Wright]

And you never will again. No, I'm not.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I'm not chasing it. I have no interest in that feeling ever again. And the Harrison Butker thing, I mean, it's just if any other kicker. I never would have said it. I wish I had just said, ah. Why'd you make me chant for that guy? Because that was the feeling. I'm really sorry, Nick. It's my fault. And I take full.

[Nick Wright]

No, it's not your fault. It's the chief's fault. And I. And Dan, I don't want to be disrespectful to your platform, but I also don't want to be disrespectful to the. To the TV show. So I. I can't. I. I feel it is. I Don't I'm not going to give any analysis on the game here. Some because it's I'm not equipped to yet and some because I just think people I'm just going to save that for 3 o' clock on the TV show. What I'm here to do is for you guys to be able to see my pain and I can like I I had a lot see I was not so worried about the I wanted them to cover by three and a half for you guys but I had I had money all over the place on this late in the day the line moved against us to four and a half but four and a half at plus 108 I was able to get down in a partnership with the great poker player Nacho Barbero. So he and I had a lot on four and a half. I early in the week had bet David Baker who once won the super contest greatest sports gambler alive for a year at least who is a die hard Bronco fan. He and I have a lot of preseason Broncos bets where I was the house and I you know I and that's and those are bets that I didn't expect to lose like Broncos to win the division, Broncos to make the playoffs that I gave him plus odds on. So I I layered a lot more on Broncos on Chiefs -3 and a half with him I actually had a winning morning thanks thanks to Despite Mike McDaniel's best efforts Miami covered the two and a half so that set me up well I had the Bears money line that went well and then I just rolled all of that into the chief's money line at minus 200 and that was a so I I and there is this I just love the God dog team and I literally get heckled on the street when they lose and it it used to be from it folks that I don't mostly Eagles fans but now there's going to be a Bronco fan I just a bad morning man. This was a this was a and again Chris Cody if I'm going too long I apologize. This was a wake up at two in the morning dreaming about the game type of loss and I haven't had a regular season one of those in a very long time and it's also a email your financial manager at 6am like amen. I know this is the account we say we don't touch but I need a I need a little transfer.

[Stugotz]

All right.

[Nick Wright]

I need a little transfer.

[Stugotz]

You can watch and listen to his embargoed thoughts on first things first weekdays 3pm on FS1. You can get his podcast what's right with Nick Wright, wherever it is that you get your podcast. But where does this one rank in terms of overall pain for you? A loss that feels a little bit sleepless? Because now it's not just your money, Nick. And I don't know which one of these I'm going to say that your, your money hurts more, but I don't know, given how much you care about.

[Nick Wright]

I can make the money. I'll just, you know, I can make the money back. Dan. That's the thing. No, I, it's, this is how I would rank it as far as pain. The most pain is that my team's in trouble. Like that is true. Like they are. I know they're still like 58% to make the playoffs, but that's to make the playoffs and they don't have the tie. Can't believe that I this is, I feel like this is such a, this is the stuff the poverty level teams talk about. Like we don't have the tiebreaker with the Jags.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Gross.

[Nick Wright]

I can't believe I'm like looking at like the tiebreakers with the Jags and the Texans. Like who the hell are we?

[Zaz]

When's the last time you looked at a tiebreaker during the regular season?

[Nick Wright]

I, I, I don't know. I honest to God, I don't know. Four years ago we were five and four. But then we blew out the Raiders in a similar spot and you know, ended up 12 and 5. I so the first most, most pain is for the team. Second most pain is the pride. Like I all week last week, Dan, I said them losing was an impossibility and Bo Nix was, you know, Bo Nix was gonna be a look terrible in this game and Patrick throws the red zone pick. So like it is the, the gold medalist of pain is my team. The silver medalist is my pride and the bronze medalist is my bank account. But can make more money.

[Stugotz]

That pick, that pick, where does it rank on you being stunned by anything Chiefs related? Like I don't know how surprised you were the way that Buck super bowl went. I don't know how surprised you were the way that Eagles super bowl went. But seeing Patrick throw that particular pick where you're like what was he doing? What, what happened there?

[Nick Wright]

It was high, Dan. It was high. He threw a pick like that against the Jags. 99 yard pick six. Which is why we don't have the tiebreaker. It was. Listen, they deserved. I listen, they did. I tweeted it they deserve to lose. I can't believe I'm saying this. Denver was better. Denver deserved to win the game. The Chiefs made a bunch of mistakes. They turned the ball over. They couldn't get off the field on third and long like it was bad. And now they're in a real. Now it's a real fight for their lives. And I still, you know, there is a part of me that says we're now just going. The revenge will be 27 in Denver, round one of the playoffs. Like that's certainly on the board but it is, it. It is. If you actually dig into it, they're. They're in a very precarious spot.

[Stugotz]

If the playoffs started today, the Lions, Ravens and Chiefs would be out. They were 11 and oh and one score games last year. They're owing five and one score games this year. What is that?

[Nick Wright]

Well, there's. You threw a lot at me there. The Ravens, The Ravens are not good. Now they have the same record as the Chiefs, but like the Ravens, like that win against Cleveland was horrifying. So the Ravens problem is is their quarterback missed some time, their defense was bad and now their quarterbacks back and he's not himself. The Lions, the NFC is stacked and you kind of. Their lines aren't quite as good as they were the Chiefs. It's bizarre because the offensive line is much better than it was last year and the receiving core is healthy. And while yes going they winning 17 straight one score games is aberrant, losing 5 straight is aberrant as well. And so I don't, I don't have, I don't have the answer for you there, Dan. I don't.

[Stugotz]

Which one? Which, which one hurts More of the things I'm about to tell you. Third place.

[Nick Wright]

This is awful.

[Stugotz]

Worse record than the Panthers. Same record as Detect Texans.

[Nick Wright]

Oh, you mean third place in the division? Is that what you're saying?

[Stugotz]

Third place in the division.

[Nick Wright]

Worse record than the Panthers. I hadn't even thought about. You guys are sons of. I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you seriously, you got like you guys some. The mics are off but there must be one spare mic on where I hear that godforsaken shipping container giggling. I just gave and. And I Tashe is like that was my first time betting on sp. You didn't bet on sports.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I know.

[Nick Wright]

You were on. You were on. You were on a free roll. It caught.

[Stugotz]

Shut up.

[Nick Wright]

It cost you nothing. Cost you nothing. You were on. Just a. Maybe I'll be able to pick up a few extra Dollars situation and you guys are in there giggling. What did he say?

[Jeremy Tashay]

Don't worry about it. It doesn't matter.

[Nick Wright]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Nick. I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize for what he did.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Chris chanted.

[Dan Le Batard]

You shut up. Not another word.

[Nick Wright]

Not another word.

[Dan Le Batard]

I swear to God.

[Nick Wright]

What he did yesterday was sickening.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay?

[Nick Wright]

What he did yesterday was irrehensible. What he did yesterday was disgusting.

[Stugotz]

Irrehensible.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Not a word.

[Nick Wright]

I knew what he meant. That's reprehensible. You know what he meant. You know what I mean? It means irresponsible reprehensibility.

[Dan Le Batard]

Thank you.

[Nick Wright]

Moreover. Moreover. Moreover, I. I agree with the ban on Jeremy for all time.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes.

[Nick Wright]

I second that band. I third it.

[Stugotz]

All right, so I'm sorry.

[Nick Wright]

Reminds me of the guy. Like, Jeremy, I never thought I would say this, but you're starting to remind me of the guy who does soccer play by play. Now, like, what are we? Like, like, what a company. You should know better. Yeah, like professional, and I'm sure good at your craft, but also, like, dude, why is he here? Like, what are. Real quick, before I go, Tony, sir on the side, if you got anybody that might be interested in a day date, tell me the best number. Okay, I'll text you. All right, thanks.

[Stugotz]

The Kansas City Chiefs, eighth place in the afc. You can catch all his thoughts. Embargoed.

[Nick Wright]

They're in ninth place, Actually, Dan, if you're gonna troll me, do it correctly. They're in ninth place because they currently don't have the tiebreaker against the Texans. They're actually in ninth place.

[Stugotz]

That's my bad.

[Nick Wright]

They have more wins than Miami. Miami's firing people because they're so bad.

[Stugotz]

It's one.

[Zaz]

One more.

[Stugotz]

One more win than.

[Nick Wright]

My sweet Christ.

[Stugotz]

You can watch him on First Things first, weekdays at 3pm Eastern on FS1. And the podcast with his son is called what's Right with Nick Wright. Thank you for making the time, Nick. We will figure out what the next bet is the next time you. Come on. Okay.

[Nick Wright]

Jeremy's not allowed to be a kidney.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I'm sorry.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, that one hurts. I can't even imagine how much he on that game. The last time he was on with us, I think he said I was in a rigged game in Milan. And. And then this time, who was the. What was the great name of the poker player?

[Jeremy Tashay]

Nacho Barbera.

[Stugotz]

Nacho Barbera, great name.

[Jeremy Tashay]

He's.

[Zaz]

He's so open about the gambling and all the money that he's winning or losing his wife doesn't get mad at him.

[Stugotz]

Well, he's got his own accounts on the side where they're exclusively for his habits. He's got, I'll tell you, wives.

[Zaz]

You know, we know they love.

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Zaz]

Don Levatard My algorithm on Instagram is Dance all boobs.

[Dan Le Batard]

Stugats.

[Zaz]

It's a good algorithm.

[Nick Wright]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.

[Dan Le Batard]

This AFC playoff picture is insane. I mean it's. It's November.

[Jeremy Tashay]

We're.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's almost Turkey time, folks.

[Nick Wright]

Where the Dolphins at.

[Dan Le Batard]

And the Ravens and the Chiefs are in the. In the hunt graphic.

[Zaz]

Dolphins are a week away from in the hunt.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean the Lions.

[Stugotz]

The Lions are in. The Lions are out of the playoffs today.

[Dan Le Batard]

Right. If I told you this before the season. Lions, Ravens, Chiefs in the in the hunt graphic. There. There is a playoff that you're looking at where Josh Allen. Patrick Mahomes. Joe Burrow doesn't even factor in the discussion.

[Zaz]

It's about new blood.

[Dan Le Batard]

Nobody is getting a huge home game out of that group. And the odds on favorite in the afc, the Ravens. They're a joke. They're considered a joke.

[Zaz]

They kept repeating on the broadcast yesterday how Patrick Mahomes has never not made the AFC championship came like that is.

[Stugotz]

They'Ve won the division nine straight times.

[Dan Le Batard]

I want all these guys to make it though. But all of them to have to do it on the road. Well, but wild card weekend like Texans. We may get Patrick Mahomes in the noon. Trademark Houston Texans.

[Nick Wright]

Who are the home quarterbacks? Davis Mills.

[Dan Le Batard]

No.

[Stugotz]

But Daniel Jones. This is the situation we're in. Let's examine last night's game for a second because we're going to talk about the Chiefs. The Chiefs losing is a bigger story than just about anybody else winning. It's an amazing space that they find themselves in. And you saw last night. I think we can agree on this part, right? If the Lions window is not closed. You saw last night how they're going to lose in the playoffs if they have to go on the road, play outside, play in the cold. Jared Goff's going to go 2 for 18 on his last few attempts. That's as bad as Jared Goff has ever played. I'm including a 133 Super bowl loss to the Patriots in there. Jared Goff completing 40, 40% of his fewer than 40% of his passes is nuts.

[Zaz]

New guy calling the plays to see.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, Dan Campbell's calling the plays. What happened to the Lions last night? I'm not kidding you when I say, okay, it's the worst game of this era. I've seen their offense play. That offense was averaging 31 points a game. That offense scored on every drive last week. Every drive it had last week. That's a good offense. And I've never seen the Eagles defense play better than that. I've also never seen the Eagles offense be worse than that. That's. That's as bad as I've seen the Eagles offense be. And it didn't matter. But the Eagles have now won 24 of their last 27 games, even though they're impotent on offense. The last, I don't know, 15 of them.

[Nick Wright]

Again, slight context for last night. There was a ton of wind. The gusts were like 30, 35 miles an hour. The balls were going all over the place. Like, even though that is December, January, football for the playoffs, it was tough for both teams to kind of get things offensively rolling.

[Stugotz]

Of course, the weather is a factor, but once the Lions have to play outside of a dome, as they will because they're not in the playoffs today, if they have to play on the road, it's not going to look like it looked against Baltimore earlier this season when they won 38. 30. But I want to go to another game. Do you know how good the Seahawks have to be to be kicking for the game against the Rams on the road after Sam Darnold plays like that, that football game? Okay, Chris Shula as the defensive coordinator for the Rams. Sam Darnold, in his last 25 games against everyone other than Chris Shula, is 214 and throws the ball down the field whenever he wants Against Chris Shula and the Rams, they cannot throw the ball down the field. He's.03 with 12 sacks and five interceptions. Sam Darnold was a disaster yesterday. He will not be a disaster like that against most teams. But if he sees that one, if he sees that one, that team is good enough to win the Super Bowl. Like to be on the road against the Rams and do that to Stafford, to slow Stafford down and be kicking for the game at the end. When your quarterback has that many turnovers, that's nuts. Like, the Rams are legitimately one of the best teams in the league. Empirically. Empirically, in every way. Stafford has thrown in his last seven games 22 touchdowns, zero interceptions. But that's as bad as he's looked in the last seven games. That says incompetent as the Rams have looked in the last seven games or the season. I would say maybe the end of the Eagles game, but I just couldn't believe that the Seahawks were still in that game. Show me all the games this season where you saw somebody turn the ball over that way at quarterback, college or pro, and you're kicking for the game at the end.

[Dan Le Batard]

Miami, Louisville, yeah, Carson back. We're setting up that field goal. And just a little tip, pass the odds on favorite according to DraftKings sportsbook to win the super bowl this year is the LA Rams with that Chiefs loss.

[Greg Cody]

And Stafford was the MVP favorite before this past week.

[Nick Wright]

I want to play sound here of linebacker Ernest Jones of the Seahawks defending Sam Darnold. After last night, Sam's been balling like if we were going to try to.

[Dan Le Batard]

Define Sam by this game or what.

[Ernest Jones]

Man, Sam's been had us in every game. So for him to sit there and.

[Dan Le Batard]

Say, oh, that's my fault.

[Ernest Jones]

No, it's not.

[Dan Le Batard]

There was plays that defensively we could have made plays. There were opportunities where we could have got better stops. Yeah, I mean, like it's football, man. He's our quarterback. We got his back. And you got anything to say, quite frankly, you.

[Zaz]

I like it. You know that's called Dan. You know that guy's called Ratada.

[Stugotz]

You got anything to say, quite frankly? Bleep.

[Dan Le Batard]

You got anything to say, quite frankly?

[Greg Cody]

I love that. That, quite frankly, really works. There underlines it.

[Stugotz]

The quite frankly, before a bleep you is something I have not heard before.

[Dan Le Batard]

Got anything to say, quite frankly?

[Stugotz]

You know what? It's redundant. Once you've gotten the bleep you. I'm guessing you're quite frank if you.

[Dan Le Batard]

Got anything to say, quite frankly, you.

[Stugotz]

It's redundant.

[Zaz]

That's a rat. A da.

[Stugotz]

What were your takeaways from the games being played yesterday? That was the full Josh Allen experience in the Tampa Bay game, where you get. I think we can say that that's an unprecedented player given that yesterday he tied Cam Newton for rushing touchdowns with his 73rd, his 74th and 75th. He's now tied with Cam Newton with plenty of career left to play on touchdowns rushing the ball. But when I say it's the full Josh Allen experience, it's because it's three rushing touchdowns, three passing touch. But also, I'd miss this guy. Interception from his own end zone, thrown with two hands. There's not a quarterback in the league, there's not a quarterback in the league who does that. And also a forward pass thrown when he was 10 yards beyond the line of scrimmage.

[Zaz]

He was so far from the line.

[Stugotz]

Of scrimmage, not 4 yards, 10 yards. And it really is. I said this yesterday when I was on the live cast with these guys. It's like watching an actual stallion play football. Like, hey, defensive lineman, don't get behind him because he's going to kick you in the face like you're going to get injured. It's not him that's going to get injured because he plays every game like that. That no matter what the traffic is, no matter if they're sitting Keon Coleman, listen to Deon Dawkins. He's a good talker. He's the left tackle for the Bills. He's one of the best offensive linemen in the league. And he suggested last year that we give an offensive lineman award every year because he's like, why don't we give the offensive lineman awards? And he's Keon Coleman being out for that game as just a healthy scratch when they badly need wide receivers, although you wouldn't see it given what their offense did yesterday. Listen to Dion Dawkins. You rarely hear players talked about this way when Keon Coleman, their first round pick at wide receiver, somebody drafted to help Josh Allen is a healthy scratch.

[Ernest Jones]

I already spoke to him when I spoke to Keon before in this game and I told him, I said, bro, look, don't even worry about it. Everybody goes through a different journey, right? Let's just say that this is the last time. Let's just move forward. And he said, I'm with you. That's all. And we need. Right, like nobody's perfect, but in this league we need guys to come on. And Keon knows right now he's in the hot seat and he needs to come on and show up for us. Pat's on the back are over with and it's time for him to grow up and he knows it. And as an older player on the team, we hold everybody accountable and we shoot straight. We don't sugarcoat it and the words and words said to him and he took it well and we'll see how it goes in this week. But like I said in the beginning of the season, I'm in Keon's corner, man. Like this league is hard. Being time is hard. Being great is hard. Pushing for greatness is hard. So we got his back, but the time is now.

[Stugotz]

Has Cam Newton ever had three touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns in a game? Three passing touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns?

[Dan Le Batard]

No.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Josh Allen yesterday recorded the second such game, three passing touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns in the super bowl era, joining Josh Allen in week 14 of last year.

[Stugotz]

So he's an unprecedented quarterback. Correct? We can say he's an unprecedented quarterback, yes.

[Greg Cody]

And how did the Dolphins lose to that quarterback two weeks ago? It's just incredible because he's been. The curse. Everybody talks about the Dolphins curse. Mostly I talk about it. It's having Tom Brady and then Josh Allen as a 20 year timeline consistently dominating you. That's the curse.

[Dan Le Batard]

I don't think you can say someone's unprecedented when you literally cite a precedent right before.

[Stugotz]

But it was only him, though. He's the only one who's done it. It's only Josh Allen who's done it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, but it's the, the, the Cam Newton comparison. Like there is a precedent. He's just like leveling up.

[Zaz]

I'm just, we're talking about Josh Allen who had six touchdowns yesterday, and you're calling a stallion and all of that is accurate. And the Dolphins quarterback, if he has the ball for more than two seconds, he freaking panics.

[Dan Le Batard]

And yet they played head to head last week.

[Stugotz]

That's right.

[Greg Cody]

He ain't wrong. Credit words do, baby.

[Dan Le Batard]

And being on time is hard. Isn't that right?

[Nick Wright]

It is hard.

[Greg Cody]

I'm, I'm glad to hear him validate that. Because being on time is hard.

[Dan Le Batard]

You got anything to say? Quite frankly, you put it on the.

[Stugotz]

Poll at LeBatard show. Is being on time hard at Lebatard?

[Greg Cody]

It's a talent, time ability.

[Nick Wright]

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[Dan Le Batard]

You gotta bake that in though, pal.

[Stugotz]

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[Nick Wright]

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[Stugotz]

Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Jeremy Tashay]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Jeremy Tashay]

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[Stugotz]

Don LeBatard, surely every time you're watching this, you recognize that your wife is laughing that she married. She married Larry David.

[Greg Cody]

I do. Yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television. In my humble opinion. And. And to my credit, my personality.

[Stugotz]

In my humble opinion. Followed by to my credit, amazing.

[Greg Cody]

My personality, just amazing. Predate curve your enthusiasm stugats.

[Stugotz]

Oh, wow.

[Greg Cody]

I'm not gonna say Larry David.

[Stugotz]

Okay.

[Greg Cody]

Patterned himself.

[Stugotz]

You copy. All right. Put it on the poll please. Juju did Greg Cody copyright being an asshole long before Larry David this is the Dan Levatar show with the st. Among the things that happened yesterday, I want to get the funniest thing from the sports weekend, but among the things that happened yesterday, we said there were four big games yesterday. Four is what we identified beforehand. What if you had to choose one thing from yesterday that stood out the most to you? Is it the Chiefs losing?

[Greg Cody]

I would say that. I would say Philadelphia dominating Detroit's offense. I would say a player of Jacoby Brissette's caliber, which is middling at best, setting an all time completions record. It was a crazy.

[Stugotz]

You can't put Brissette in this conversation. Even though he completed 47 passes. They scored 22 points and got doubled up by San Francisco. I know, yeah, that's like a waste of time. Everything that was happening there was a waste of time.

[Greg Cody]

But, but, but that's my point. That player and, and he's a journeyman, he stuck around. I give him credit. But that player, of all players, to have a fairly prestigious all time NFL.

[Stugotz]

Record, it disrespects the record book for him to be atop it. And you disrespect my question by putting him in the middle of what I just.

[Nick Wright]

He gave him credit, though.

[Dan Le Batard]

Middling.

[Greg Cody]

I do, quite frankly, bleep you. I mean, I stand by what I said. He set an NFL record. He's worth a mention.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay. You got anything to say? Quite frankly, there you go.

[Stugotz]

You're. You put what at the top of the list from yesterday?

[Zaz]

I think it's actually the opposite of the Chiefs. I think it's the Broncos. I think it's the Broncos winning that game the way they did and sitting atop the AFC at 9 and 2. And we remember just two years ago you got the Russell Wilson problem in Sean Payton's first year there. Like, to me, it's a Broncos.

[Stugotz]

The thing happening with the Broncos that I find most interesting is that I don't believe maybe they do now. Maybe the country understands now after seeing Patrick Mahomes look that way in that game. But I don't believe that most people watching the Broncos are looking at the Broncos and saying that's the best pass rush since the 83 Chicago Bears. That, that is the best pass rush a defense has had since a Bears team that could have gone undefeated if not for the aforementioned Dan Marino. The aforementioned Dan Marino beating the undefeated Bears. Were you watching?

[Dan Le Batard]

He was distracted by.

[Nick Wright]

I'm not gonna lie, I was passed by Cam.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, okay.

[Nick Wright]

He's got a big hat today.

[Stugotz]

Really? Today he's Got today.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Oh, it's bigger than usual, Dan.

[Dan Le Batard]

You don't say.

[Greg Cody]

Look at me, Lou.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'd look for him.

[Stugotz]

Do you think most people know that the Broncos defense is on pace to sack the quarterback more than the 83, 84 bears?

[Zaz]

I mean certain hasn't even been playing right.

[Greg Cody]

It's not just the number, it's the disparity. The last time I looked the Broncos defensive sack total was double. The second team like they are twice as good numerically as the next best sacking team in the NFL. That's what's incredible.

[Zaz]

And Bonix is good.

[Dan Le Batard]

You want to talk about a long two years ago.

[Nick Wright]

Yeah, he's good.

[Dan Le Batard]

A long two years ago when the dolphins put up 70 on the. On the Broncos and the two franchises have taken totally divergent paths.

[Stugotz]

They are sacking the quarterback on 11% of the plays. That number is what on 11%?

[Jeremy Tashay]

49 sacks on 400138 drop backs. That's an 11.2% sack percentage for the season. For the season. That would be the highest.

[Stugotz]

I'm telling you. What I'm telling you is that this.

[Dan Le Batard]

Defense that is stunning.

[Stugotz]

This. This defense is all time good. Like the. When I say 83 bears. Like 83 bears are just with the Ravens of the Super Bowl. Ravens of Ray Lewis is the best we've ever seen at defense.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's great.

[Stugotz]

And they can do it with four guys. They blitz and stuff but they do it. They can do it with four guys. And it is it. It is something that makes Patrick Mahomes look bad because it'll make any quarterback.

[Nick Wright]

Great points by you small fine 85 birds on 83.

[Stugotz]

No, no. Actually though it's. It's. It was right. I think it was the defense right before the 80. I. I did conflate error or conflate years there. But I think the defense before they became the champions. I think you always hear about the 83. They had more sacks. No, I. Please look at. Please look it up.

[Nick Wright]

Look it up. You're telling us to look it up?

[Stugotz]

Please look at it. Tell me whether I have this wrong or not. But it is funny. I do think the year before they actually had more sacks.

[Dan Le Batard]

You know about those 71 dolphins.

[Stugotz]

But I did, I did make that mistake. The two teams that put.

[Nick Wright]

How about the 70 dolphins?

[Stugotz]

Let's do funniest thing here from the sports weekend, please.

[Jeremy Tashay]

You have that backwards, dan. It's the 86 bears. So it's the year after they were undefeated.

[Stugotz]

Oh, okay. I had it from the Wrong notes. Okay, my bad. Hey people, tell us what in the.

[Nick Wright]

World sport made you laugh hardest this weekend. It is a segment we call what make you laugh this weekend. Ha ha ha.

[Stugotz]

Jeremy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

[Jeremy Tashay]

This is a great one. Submitted by a listener that despite Jeremy's enthusiasm, the Heat would be a play in team if the season ended today.

[Stugotz]

Come on.

[Zaz]

They built that bam like last five games.

[Jeremy Tashay]

I know.

[Greg Cody]

They're the most exciting average team in NBA history.

[Zaz]

You're not fair.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's sweet spot number 10, baby. Woo.

[Stugotz]

Mike Ryan, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

[Dan Le Batard]

I got it. I I can't go away from that damn Reno chant. It's been living rent free in my head since I heard it. I don't who this is not a human thing to do. Just stunned the people of the Burnabeo. They don't. Should we. Should we chant after this? I can't believe he tried to do it again.

[Jeremy Tashay]

We should never chant again.

[Stugotz]

I I actually think that we could change and should change the let's go chant to do it more like I like the remix that Dan does better now. I'm coming around on this. I do. Chris, what do you have funniest thing.

[Jeremy Tashay]

From the sports week Staying in this game.

[Nick Wright]

The Dolphins kicker Riley Patterson taped his wrists.

[Zaz]

Why?

[Nick Wright]

That's a good question. I don't know. Maybe in case he has to make.

[Dan Le Batard]

A tackle you nailed.

[Nick Wright]

Looked ridiculous to me. Seemed unnecessary.

[Stugotz]

Jay Feely wore wristbands for a simpler people sweat man. As the kicker, Tony. What was the funniest thing from the sports Weekend?

[Nick Wright]

Just watching us on the live stream be so hopeful at the beginning of the game. And then as every quarter, every drive, every play would happen a little bit less in the tank, it got to a point where we were really down across the board when the the field, the extra point got blocked. I kind of had to be the quarterback in rally drew.

[Dan Le Batard]

Guys, hey, we're not out of this.

[Nick Wright]

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Stugotz]

Come on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Come on.

[Nick Wright]

And then we were completely out of it.

[Stugotz]

Yeah. And a lot of people tuned in just to watch you guys suffer. Greg, what was the funniest thing from the sports Weekend?

[Greg Cody]

An NFL official plows through Sean Payton, knocks him on his ass and Sean Payton gets penalized. 15 yards.

[Nick Wright]

Sean Payton got up like what's up? You want some?

[Greg Cody]

Couldn't happen to a nicer coach.

[Stugotz]

Zaz, what was the funniest thing from the sports?

[Zaz]

Yeah, so yesterday the the The Rangers lost. The Red Wings swings 21 and there was an empty net at the end of the game. You know how that goes. But the time runs out and the Rangers player game's over and the Rangers player still decides to shoot the puck into the empty net. And all hell broke loose. Rangers goalie Jonathan Quick ran off the bench and started a brawl. It was a melee on. Look at that. Look at that, Dan. It was a melee because the players shot it into the empty deck well after the buzzer. You don't do that, Dan. You don't do that.

[Dan Le Batard]

Beautiful looking photo.

[Jeremy Tashay]

It is.

[Zaz]

It is a good looking photo. I want to wallet size of that.

[Stugotz]

Greg, you're the wordsmith around here. Is it melee or melee?

[Greg Cody]

Melee.

[Stugotz]

It's melee. Yes, I saw this weekend Aaron Rodgers. This isn't the funny part but what happened after he broke his wrist? I'm assuming it's a broken wrist. He gets tackled and he lands on the wrist and he immediately starts clutching his left wrist and doesn't stop clutching his left wrist. But he did play one more play with what looked like a broken wrist. And when they broke the huddle he clapped his hands.

[Nick Wright]

You have to muscle memory.

[Stugotz]

But he shouldn't have. He was clapping a broken wrist.

[Zaz]

Remember it was. It was like two seasons ago. Tyler Herro broke his wrist in the game and then they passed it to him in the corner and he shot it. It was an airball.

[Stugotz]

Jeremy, what kind of corrections do we need to make on my 40 year old bears Memories of defenses that were better than the championship.

[Jeremy Tashay]

Bears 86. Bears better. 85 Bears better. 84 Bears set the sack record with three guys with double digit sacks. I see Nothing of the 83.

[Zaz]

83 is there were defensive here.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Stugotz]

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out especially for one of our great partners.

[Stugotz]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Stugotz]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Stugotz]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Stugotz]

Cuervo.