Podcast Summary: The Big Suey: Mission Kind Of Impossible The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Release Date: July 2, 2025

1. Miami Dolphins’ 2025 Outlook and Waller’s Trade Duration: 01:00 – 04:15

Dan Le Batard opens the episode by comparing it to previous iterations of their podcast, prompting Jon Stugotz to humorously defend the show’s uniqueness.

The discussion quickly shifts to the Miami Dolphins' future, specifically focusing on the implications of the Waller trade. Ben Solak’s tweet expressing fascination with the 2025 Dolphins sets the stage for a debate on the team's prospects.

• Mike Ryan (02:20): "Waller's a guy that like, you could see getting to camp and not making it out of camp. Or also like, oh wow, he's still got something left in the tank."

Mike expresses skepticism about Waller’s long-term impact, suggesting that while optimistic fans hold hope, Waller’s productivity has been inconsistent.

• Jon Stugotz (02:37): "Win a playoff game. Yeah, but they haven't done it in 25 years."

The panel debates whether the Dolphins can break their long-standing playoff drought, ultimately agreeing that even a single playoff win would be seen as a success, albeit reflecting missed opportunities with key players like Tyreek Hill.

2. Miami Heat’s Attendance Streak Under Scrutiny Duration: 04:17 – 07:03

Shifting focus to the Miami Heat, Zaslow raises concerns about the team’s sold-out streak jeopardizing next year. Dan questions the authenticity of the reported sell-outs, suggesting possible data manipulation.

• Dan Le Batard (05:51): "You have general questions. If you've sold out for 15 years in a sports event, whether or not that can ever be real, I don't understand."

Jon and Mike concur, expressing doubt about the consistency of sell-out reports. They cite the Dolphins’ last playoff game not being aired locally due to sell-out issues, highlighting irregularities in attendance reporting.

3. NBA Contracts: Damian Lillard and the Milwaukee Bucks Duration: 07:03 – 17:09

The conversation pivots to NBA executive decisions, focusing on Damian Lillard being waived and the Bucks acquiring Miles Turner.

• Dan Le Batard (08:00): "Reckless because you might lose Giannis because it's not the move that he wants."

Jon questions the rationale behind labeling the Bucks’ move as reckless, emphasizing franchise autonomy in roster decisions. Jeremy adds depth by analyzing the potential impacts on team chemistry and long-term financial commitments.

The panel delves into Giannis Antetokounmpo's possible reactions, with reports suggesting Giannis disapproved of the trade’s execution.

• Jeremy Tache (15:03): "If Dame was caught off guard, I can understand Giannis at least looking at his ownership in front office..."

They debate the strategic missteps and financial ramifications, highlighting the complexities of managing star players and deferred contracts within the modern NBA landscape.

4. Deferred Contracts in Sports: Top Five Examples Duration: 21:15 – 27:13

Jon introduces a segment on the most notorious deferred contracts in sports history, prompting Jeremy and Mike to list their top five.

1. Bobby Bonilla – Deferred $50 million
   Dan (23:35): "The Wilpons did have a relationship with Madoff where they thought they'd get more money."

2. Max Scherzer – Deferred $105 million out of a $210 million deal

3. Manny Ramirez – Deferred $32 million over 16 years

4. Shohei Ohtani – Deferred $68 million over nine years

5. Chris Davis – Deferred $42 million over 14 years

The discussion highlights the financial strategies and long-term implications for both athletes and franchises involved in such agreements. They scrutinize the ethics and practicality of deferring payments, often to the detriment of the players.

5. Light-Hearted Segments: Manny Ramirez’s Money Mishaps and Listener Calls Duration: 27:13 – 36:37

The hosts share amusing anecdotes about Manny Ramirez’s unconventional handling of his finances, including uncashed checks found in his car and his lack of familiarity with banking processes.

• Dan Le Batard (28:11): "He points to one of them. He's like, I want to buy that. Can I afford that?"

The segment transitions to listener interactions, featuring humorous calls about Miller Light beer.

• Unknown Speaker (20:03): "I make it Miller time. That beautiful white can."

Jeremy and Dan engage with callers, rating their inputs and humorously discussing the merits of the "Mission Impossible" movie series, eventually settling on renaming it "Mission Kind Of Impossible."

6. Business Updates: God Bless Football and Future Plans Duration: 37:03 – 41:30

Dan inquires about the status of their side project, "God Bless Football," leading to updates from Mike Ryan.

• Mike Ryan (40:05): "Sugats is dead set on going. It's just a logistical thing."

They discuss the challenges of balancing the podcast with their entrepreneurial ventures, emphasizing the financial constraints and the need for listener support during the growth phase.

7. Closing Remarks and Additional Content Duration: 41:30 – 43:55

The episode wraps up with continued humor and light banter about personal experiences in sports, such as playing in celebrity softball games and amusing encounters with former athletes like Jose Canseco and Levon Hernandez.

• Dan Le Batard (36:37): "If Pat Riley had punched me with a diamond in the forehead."

These stories add a personal and relatable touch, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and love for sports beyond the competitive landscape.

Notable Quotes:

• Mike Ryan (02:20): "Waller's a guy that like, you could see getting to camp and not making it out of camp."

• Dan Le Batard (05:51): "If you've sold out for 15 years in a sports event, whether or not that can ever be real, I don't understand."

• Jeremy Tache (15:03): "If Dame was caught off guard, I can understand Giannis at least looking at his ownership in front office..."

• Dan Le Batard (08:00): "Reckless because you might lose Giannis because it's not the move that he wants."

• Unknown Speaker (20:04): "That beautiful white can."

Conclusion

In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts delve deep into the tumultuous future of the Miami Dolphins, the dubious attendance records of the Miami Heat, and the intricate world of NBA contracts with a focus on Damian Lillard’s recent waiver by the Bucks. Complementing these discussions are entertaining segments on deferred sports contracts and light-hearted listener interactions, all while sharing updates on their entrepreneurial ventures. The episode balances serious sports analysis with humor and personal anecdotes, providing a comprehensive and engaging listen for both regular fans and newcomers.