The Big Suey: Shut Up, Kids (Cha-Cha-Cha!)

Summary

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: Shut Up, Kids (Cha-Cha-Cha!)

Date: August 20, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Chris Cody, Billy

Overview

This episode of The Big Suey is a quintessential slice of the Le Batard universe: a blend of irreverent personal stories, workplace comedy, South Florida color, and the group’s signature blend of teasing and heart. The discussion orbits the awkwardness and hijinks of Greg Cody’s “performance” at his wife’s work birthday dinner, spiraling outward into riffs on family dynamics, generational quirks, office party etiquette, tombstone inscriptions, and podcast absurdities. It’s equal parts roast and roast beef—full of gentle ribbing, visual gags requiring explanation, and introspection on legacy, with the title emerging from their collective irritation at kids yelling “cha-cha-cha!” during "Happy Birthday."

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Office Birthday Dinner Saga

[01:40–10:42]

• Context: Chris Cody introduces the viral video of his dad Greg at wife Earlene’s office birthday dinner. Greg is caught on camera appearing bored and scrolling his phone while the "Happy Birthday" song is sung for his wife.
• The Drinking Backstory:
  • Greg admits: “I probably shouldn’t have had that third Old Fashioned.” ([03:37])
  • Chris reveals Greg was also seen nursing a glass of wine during the video—“So mixing.”
• Riffing on Greg’s Tech Skills & Enthusiasm:
  • Greg fumbles with his phone trying to record the song, “The camera logo on my phone has disappeared... poking the camera to click a button and start spelling camera to get...” ([05:10])
  • Billy teases: “He was struggling. You could see the screen never changes. He couldn't do what he was trying to do.” ([04:56])
  • Stugotz: “His functions are not going to work correctly... he’s stuck at password.” ([05:20])
  • Chris: “There are clearly people already videoing this...” ([05:54])
• Office Social Dynamics:
  • The group lambasts the forced enthusiasm of office birthday culture and the “kiss asses.”
  • Billy: “These people are dead inside. They don't want to be there any more than your father does. And your father handles it every year by drinking too much.” ([09:32])
  • Greg claims his “priority right then was being hell bent to record this song,” and feebly asserts, “It shows how much I love my wife.”
  • Chris: “Three quarters of the way into the song, you know, you had the idea, late reaction.” ([10:14])

2. The Awkwardness of Singing "Happy Birthday"

[10:25–12:56]

• Universal Relatability:
  • Greg: “The idea you gotta sing Happy Birthday is such a... I really don’t like that song at all. Nobody likes it. Nobody wants to sing it.” ([10:25])
• The "Name" Problem:
  • Greg bemoans the confusion at the “Happy Birthday dear [NAME]” moment: “Nobody knows what to say when it comes down to the name. And everybody murmurs it.” ([10:43])
  • Dan jokes about longing for the low bar of a birthday party where you don’t know the honoree’s name: “I strive for the day where I can casually get invited to a birthday dinner where I don’t know the person well enough to know their name.” ([11:43])
• "Cha-Cha-Cha" Epidemic:
  • Billy: “Kids now, also Brune. I know you guys have kids. They say cha cha cha after every line. It’s so annoying.” ([10:47])
  • Greg: “So annoying.”
  • Billy: “Shut up, kids.” ([10:54])
  • Stugotz: “Put it on the poll, please. At LeBatardShow. Shut up, kids. Okay, fine. Shut up, kids. Cha cha cha.” ([10:56])

3. Forced Affection & Birthday Speeches

[12:13–14:15]

• Workplace Traditions:
  • Chris shares, “My mom’s big on that... now, everybody stand up...” ([12:17])
  • Greg admits, “There was a couple of those. I actually stood up and said something that your mother acknowledged was very sweet.”
  • Chris: “I'm sure you spoke quickly.”
  • Greg: “I like to be concise.”
• Gift-Giving and Social Pressure:
  • Billy teases: “Did anyone... did you notice any, like, over eager gift givers.” ([12:56])
  • Chris: “That must suck for these people.” ([13:01])
  • Stugotz imagines making the crew do the same for him or Greg.

4. Greg Cody’s Evolving Legacy: Tombstones, Toes, and Statues

[17:09–27:44]

• Tombstone Contest:
  • Stugotz: “I probably shouldn't have had that third Old Fashioned is a place that I want to put it on your father's tombstone.” ([17:09])
  • Consensus emerges for a DraftKings-sponsored tombstone inscription contest.
  • Greg is game: “Yeah. And then if I happen to pass away suddenly and unexpectedly, it'll be ironic.” ([18:32])
• Alternative Epitaphs:
  • “Is he really dead? You never know.” ([18:21])
  • Billy: “Live your life with aplomb and alacrity.”
  • Greg: “I was thinking more of ‘thousands waited in line to see my toenail’...”
• Greg’s Famous Toenail:
  • Talk of the infamous toenail pilgrimage: “Thousands of people gathered to see his toe... one of the most amazing things the show has ever done.” ([20:20])
  • Greg: “I have a toenail in a plastic case, but it’s not that toenail in my office. And I think it is that.”
• Statue Ambitions:
  • Greg pitches a slightly-larger-than-life statue of himself, ideally in his own front yard: “I would love it... I would build a whole thing around it... landscape around the statue. And I would also like a very lightweight version... I could carry my statue with me, like a bowling ball.” ([35:12])
  • Chris: “You want a statue of yourself for your yard? If we got it for you, you would put it in your yard.”
  • Greg: “I would love it.” ([35:12])
  • Recurring debate on whether Greg more resembles Papi, Jeffrey Loria, or LBJ.

5. Real or Fake Podcast Game

[28:09–34:06]

• Segment Premise: Dan reads weird podcast names; the group guesses if they’re real.
• Highlights:
  • Café Con Lindor (Francisco Lindor): “That is a real podcast.” ([29:08])
  • Club 619 with Rey Mysterio: Fake.
  • Now What with Gary Vee: Fake.
  • Get in the Game with Jason Hanson: Real, to general disbelief.
  • Soup Son with Jeff Supan: Fake—but everyone wants it to be real for the pun.
• Meta-Humor:
  • Stugotz: “You’re not that creative. You wouldn't make that up. That's too ridiculous to be fake.” ([32:07])
  • Dan: “I made a musical guy!” ([32:03])

6. Odds and Ends

[36:09–end]

• Joe Biden Voice:
  • Billy: “He had legs.”
  • Greg: “Yeah, exactly.” ([36:10])
• If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You—The Movie:
  • Stugotz: “That's the greatest title I’ve ever heard for a movie. Put it on the poll at Le Batard Show.”
• Self-Assessment as a Friend:
  • Stugotz analyzes Greg’s view of himself: “He doesn't think he's a very good friend... he’s not coming to you...”
  • Greg: “I'm not an attentive friend. I would say if I'm self-analyzing.” ([37:46])
• Did Greg remember any coworkers’ names?
  • Chris: “What are their names?”
  • Greg: “Well, that's Cam and... and his wife. And... and the nodding person at the end. I’m not positive.” ([40:23])
  • “Less than half,” he confesses, if put to a quiz.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Greg Cody on the video evidence:
  • “I probably shouldn’t have had that third Old Fashioned.” — Greg Cody ([03:37])
  • “The camera logo on my phone has disappeared. I now have to click... poking the camera...” ([05:10])
• Stugotz on office birthday parties:
  • “These people are dead inside. They don’t want to be there any more than your father does. And your father handles it every year by drinking too much.” ([09:32])
• Billy on ‘Cha-Cha-Cha’ in Happy Birthday:
  • “Shut up, kids. Cha cha cha.” ([10:54])
• Greg on singing Happy Birthday:
  • “I really don’t like that song at all. Nobody likes it. Nobody wants to sing it.” ([10:25])
• Tombstone banter:
  • “What do you put on Greg Cody’s tombstone?” — Stugotz ([17:21])
  • “Thousands waited in line to see my toenail. I think that would work.” — Greg Cody ([19:23])
• Statue dreams:
  • “I would love it... I would build a whole thing around it.” — Greg Cody ([35:12])
  • “And I would also like a very lightweight version of that statue that I could carry around with me... Think of it as like a bowling ball.” ([35:41])
• Greg, sheepishly, on his wife’s co-workers:
  • “Well, that’s Cam and... and his wife. And... and the nodding person at the end. I’m not positive.” ([40:23])
  • “Less than half,” if asked to name everyone ([40:43])

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Key Segment Timestamps

• Office Birthday Video & Drinks: 01:40–10:42
• Happy Birthday Song Awkwardness & Kids’ “Cha-Cha-Cha”: 10:25–12:56
• Forced Birthday Toasts/Speeches: 12:13–14:15
• Tombstone & Toenail Legacy: 17:09–21:33
• Statue Discussion: 24:54–27:44, 35:12–35:50
• Real/Fake Podcast Game: 28:09–34:06
• Friendship Self-Reflection: 37:46–38:10
• Greg’s Knowledge of Party Guests: 40:23–41:00

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Tone & Style

• Language: Irreverent, self-effacing, quick banter; teases veer into affection.
• Vibe: South Florida quirkiness, intra-family roast, with moments of genuine introspection.

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Summary by segments:

• Greg Cody becomes the lovable, bumbling protagonist of an office birthday viral video, earning a group roast and introspective reflection about aging, family, and legacy.
• The “Happy Birthday” traditions, especially kids’ “cha-cha-cha” interruptions, are universally panned.
• Playful fantasy emerges around what should be written on Greg’s tombstone and the construction of his self-aggrandizing (but loving) statue.
• A metafictional podcast game highlights the absurdity and saturation of podcast culture.
• The group explores what it means to be a good friend, a good husband, and an enduring character in the LeBatard universe—even if you can’t remember anyone’s name at the party.

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For listeners or non-listeners alike, this episode is a classic example of the show’s charm: the personal is always public, the mockery is loving, and the details (whether toenail, tombstone, or turkey) are always larger than life.

Transcript

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[Stugotz]

Welcome to the Big Suey presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables, grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

[Greg Cody]

I've done it.

[Stugotz]

And now here's the marching man to Nowhere Fat Face and the Habitual Liar.

[Dan Le Batard]

This episode is presented by DraftKings DraftKings. The Crown is yours.

[Stugotz]

A number of different things that I wish to get to including Greg Cody. I don't know what controversy this has caused in the house. I know Greg Cody does not want us to play a video that we are going to play anyway over his objections because he's embarrassed by it. But I don't know the nature of the embarrassment. And before I play the video, Chris, can you give me some family context to this? Why is your father embarrassed that we're doing this against his will?

[Chris Cody]

My mother celebrates her birthday this upcoming weekend and this past weekend her work family took her out for their which they do whenever someone celebrates a birthday. My dad goes to these dinners I believe you complained about and maybe I'm revealing too much because some People might listen. You only knew like 2 or 3 of 17 people or something.

[Greg Cody]

I probably knew 3 or 4 of 18 people well enough to have a casual conversation. But that's all. Okay. It's her party, not mine. Right.

[Chris Cody]

You know, so then they get to the end of the meal where they're of course singing Happy Birthday. And you would think, other than my mom, who needs to be the most interested in the, like this song, like.

[Billy]

We can't have for a raise, you know, that's true. And as a boss, and this is a work thing, it's a bunch of kiss asses.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, trust me. And this is everyone here. Like, my mom is the boss here. So Billy's nailing it. Like, everybody for sure is, like not wanting to be at this dinner. And they're all just putting on a show for my mom. Like, that's undeniable.

[Greg Cody]

Well, wait a minute. Everyone loves your mother.

[Chris Cody]

That's. That's what they, you know.

[Greg Cody]

No, at work, believe me, that's bona fide.

[Chris Cody]

Well, so what we have here is the. We're going to jump.

[Stugotz]

I don't want you to throw it to the video just yet. I want to set some of the family context of this because we have 17 people at a dinner. And I know your father. He wants her birthday to be about him. Like, he can say it's her party. It's not what he wants. It's her party. But he'll cry if he wants to. Like he wants. He wants to be seen here. And these are people who work for your mother.

[Dan Le Batard]

And.

[Stugotz]

And he doesn't really want to talk to any of them. Talk to two or three of them. They're going to ask him, hey, dolphins, seven and a half over under his board. He doesn't want to be there.

[Greg Cody]

Okay. All right. There's another backdrop to this video, and it's that I probably shouldn't have had that third Old Fashioned.

[Chris Cody]

My mom always criticizes him when he gets into the brown. It's a scary thing. And I love how he says third Old Fashioned while in this video he's holding a glass of wine.

[Dan Le Batard]

So mixing.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, no, we ubered. There may have been a couple of beers before we left the house in a pregame party.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, I have a theory about this video because I did see it before the show and that applies some context.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Chris Cody]

And what we're going to play here, this is more visual. So all you're going to hear here is them singing Happy Birthday. But what you're going to see is a very uninterested husband of the birthday girl. Let's play it.

[Stugotz]

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

[Greg Cody]

Oh no.

[Chris Cody]

So as he's. So what you missed there, if not watching, is my dad just in the middle of the song, not singing, not mouthing the words, just casually looking at his phone.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, well, what a. What a side profile there on the. Cody knows. I was scrolling my phone real quickly to try to take a video of them singing happy birthday before.

[Chris Cody]

Come on.

[Dan Le Batard]

That was my theory. That was my theory.

[Stugotz]

It was like. Like you gave up.

[Billy]

He was struggling. You could see the screen never changes. He couldn't do what he was trying to do.

[Chris Cody]

We're three quarters of the way into.

[Greg Cody]

The song and I've been crying the whole.

[Dan Le Batard]

You could have been singing along, but.

[Stugotz]

You were trying the whole time.

[Chris Cody]

We see you grab your phone to lift it up.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, the logo, the camera logo on my phone has disappeared. I now have to click. Poking the camera to click a button and start spelling camera to get.

[Stugotz]

Everyone please back off because this is a gold mine. There is a gold mine here. On what you guys are noticing here is this is your father, Chris, after quote, I probably shouldn't have had that third old fashioned. Oh, look, there's a father is wrecked here and his. His functions are not going to work correctly. Look, he's bad at technology under all circumstances. The funniest part of this is that nothing on your father's phone changes. He's simply. He's stuck at password and there are.

[Chris Cody]

Clearly people already videoing this. So like. But 2/3 of the way through the song, you have the idea someone should be videoing this. Let me get my phone. While seven people around the table are videoing.

[Greg Cody]

I wanted to be the guy videoing it. By the way, I haven't fallen down any flights of stairs lately.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, come on, man.

[Greg Cody]

I'm just saying. Fair.

[Stugotz]

Neither have I according to them.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, you know, you fell down some stairs. Different.

[Chris Cody]

Okay, but it's just like uninterested, like, oh, what, should I take a video? Oh, that's not working.

[Greg Cody]

It wasn't even a birthday cake. It was like a brown.

[Billy]

Yeah, that's a very sad little piece of pie.

[Chris Cody]

And at the end, half hearted, just like, oh, good, that song's over.

[Dan Le Batard]

I love when he looks up defeated, like, let me just get back to programming. I won't jump in and sing. And again, you're throwing stones here. While you haven't fallen down some stairs. I'm pretty sure Dan's arms haven't gushed blood because he just ran into a threshold.

[Greg Cody]

All right, that's fair. But, you know, that kind of thing.

[Billy]

When's her actual birthday? This seems like it was a fake birthday.

[Greg Cody]

The Birthday is the 22nd. It's birthday month in my house. I mean, I do nothing but celebrate.

[Chris Cody]

Because we're taking her out to dinner this weekend. So she did her work thing the.

[Greg Cody]

Weekend before, and she and I are going off Friday night. I mean, it's like a big birthday month.

[Billy]

Enough.

[Greg Cody]

And so the fact I didn't sing because she's blowing up the candle and a cupcake, you know, is not a big deal.

[Billy]

How old is she turning?

[Greg Cody]

We don't want to talk about that.

[Billy]

Well, just. Is it, like a significant milestone?

[Greg Cody]

It's not a major birthday.

[Billy]

Why do you even need to go to a work birthday? You don't work with her.

[Greg Cody]

Well, you know, that. That could be said, but I wanted to support my wife, you know, Nobody supports her like I do.

[Chris Cody]

I'm living not financial, but otherwise, no one supports her. You're literally in the video not supporting her.

[Billy]

I mean, I'm looking at the people in the back that are. Seem somewhat disinterested in even the singing. There's a guy at the end that. He's, like, faking the, you know, Bob.

[Stugotz]

Nodding his head.

[Dan Le Batard]

What do you mean?

[Billy]

Yeah, that's not enthusiasm. That's not singing. Like you're really wishing someone a happy birthday.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's like the Jay Z gif. What is. It's happy birthday.

[Chris Cody]

That's effort right there.

[Stugotz]

Guys, Mom's office.

[Billy]

Lewis over there. Happy birthday to him.

[Chris Cody]

By the way, it is Lewis's birthday, actually. Eye roll.

[Billy]

He just did. I hope that guy's not getting a bonus. Watch the eye roll at the end. Hold on a second.

[Chris Cody]

Let's see.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, wow. Whoa, whoa.

[Billy]

Greg didn't roll his eyes.

[Stugotz]

Okay, so a lot to examine here.

[Chris Cody]

They are. So they're uninterested lawyers.

[Billy]

Could they sue?

[Stugotz]

Examine here. I want to examine all of it because I am going to defend my friend here. Even though the optics on this are horrible. Like, he picks up his phone, it looks like he's distracted immediately. No interest in happy birthday for his wife. The optics are horrible. And this is what I'm telling you, though, Chris, I've seen your father in this condition when he still doesn't know what order to drink these drinks in. He ruined my. My brother's very first exhibition knocking paintings off the wall because he does not know the order to. So if he's already had beer and wine you can't go three old fashions. Like you can't start mixing these in orders where he's already screwed up. No matter what his tolerance level is. This is your father at his very cognitively slowest. He can't.

[Chris Cody]

I should pick up my phone.

[Greg Cody]

I'll put it back.

[Stugotz]

He can't do shit here. Like he's along for the ride. He didn't want to go in and be out with these people. He's so tired of office Louis and his fake ways overlapping and mom's jokes bobbing his head.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, good song.

[Stugotz]

These people are dead inside. They don't want to be there any more than your father does. And your father handles it every year by drinking too much.

[Greg Cody]

No, that's not true.

[Stugotz]

Greg. There's a story I remember from you ruining one of these things where you actually had a lampshade on your head.

[Chris Cody]

In his defense, he doesn't need a birthday party to do that.

[Stugotz]

Greg, how many. Greg, how many years ago was the office party that you had to change your office party behavior because at the end of the night you a lampshade on your head?

[Greg Cody]

I don't, I don't catalog all that kind of stuff. You know, it says there's so much going on. This, this video does one thing. It shows how much I love my wife.

[Stugotz]

No, it doesn't.

[Greg Cody]

Okay? Because my, my priority right then was being hell bent to record this song.

[Chris Cody]

Three quarters of the way into the song, you know, you had the idea, late reaction.

[Billy]

You just need the wish. At the end of blowing out of the candle, you, you fast forward through the rest of the Happy birthday.

[Chris Cody]

I love the half hearted like him clapping, trying to like. Look, I've been involved the whole time.

[Greg Cody]

I mean, the idea you got to sing Happy Birthday is such a. I really don't like that song at all. Nobody likes it. Nobody wants to sing it, you know, and, and, and if it's like. If you're singing it for somebody who's like a, A wife to you and an aunt to you and a Nana.

[Billy]

To you, what name do you say?

[Greg Cody]

Nobody knows what to say when it comes down to the name. And everybody murmurs it because they don't.

[Billy]

Know what to say. Kids. Now, also Brune. I know you guys have kids. They say cha cha cha after every line. It's so annoying.

[Greg Cody]

So annoying.

[Billy]

Shut up, kids.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, exactly.

[Stugotz]

Put it on the poll, please. At Levitage show. Shut up, kids. Okay, fine. Shut up kids. Cha cha cha. Because it's your day, Billy. But Billy is right about this annoying Thing. What do you guys have a go to move when you know, when you arrive at the name of somebody who. Whose name you do not know?

[Chris Cody]

Mumble.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugotz]

None of you have a go to, like, just anything.

[Dan Le Batard]

Get a little of this guy.

[Stugotz]

So during Happy Birthday, if you can't summon the name, what do you do? Because you guys, this is a perfect time for that. Or everyone there is close enough to say Earlene.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, yeah. Here everyone would say Earlene. But if it's at our house, nobody knows what to say because she's Earlene to some of us. She's mom to some of us. She's Nana to some of us. So when it comes down to the name, everybody's going, man, I strive for.

[Dan Le Batard]

The day where I can casually get invited to a birthday dinner where I don't know the person well enough to know their name.

[Chris Cody]

You're asking the person next to you.

[Billy]

What'S their name again?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah. This birthday seems capped.

[Greg Cody]

I know.

[Dan Le Batard]

It feels like the birthday floor is know their name.

[Greg Cody]

She's the boss of these people. Why would they not know her name?

[Stugotz]

No, I thought that perhaps the significant others or the kids or other people who might not know that her name is Earlene because they're there as a family event and it's not just work people. I did think that most of those songs end up with somebody mumbling.

[Chris Cody]

Dad, did mom do the thing where she makes people get up and talk about her?

[Greg Cody]

There was a couple of those.

[Chris Cody]

That's. My mom's big on that. Wait at my birthday. But it's like, all right, now, everybody stand up. And I. Crazy.

[Greg Cody]

I actually stood up and said something that despite the false allegation that I'd had too much to drink, I actually stood up just before that and said something that your mother acknowledged was very sweet.

[Chris Cody]

I'm sure you spoke quickly.

[Greg Cody]

You know, I. I like to be concise.

[Dan Le Batard]

Did you say that kind of thing?

[Greg Cody]

To conclude, No, I don't think I did.

[Billy]

Wait, so, like, she makes all of her employees stand out? Like, say something nice.

[Chris Cody]

Well, makes. Makes is might.

[Greg Cody]

Maybe putting it a little voluntary.

[Chris Cody]

She's for sure gonna be mad that I'm saying this, but yes, at all. My mom's yearly birthdays, there's usually speeches, right?

[Billy]

Were they gifts? Did anyone. Did you notice any, like, over eager gift givers.

[Greg Cody]

There were gift giving?

[Billy]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

It's another pressure. It must suck for these people.

[Billy]

Well, it sounds terrible. I'm not gonna lie. You're painting her in a horrible light.

[Stugotz]

I just. I now want to Recreate it. I want to put you guys in that position. Make each of you stand up and say nice things about Greg or me. Just make all of you stand up in front of people and say it. Like, what is she doing there? What's happening?

[Greg Cody]

She's not making anybody say it's a voluntary.

[Chris Cody]

There's a pressure, though. Like, there's thing of, like, we gotta do the thing now.

[Greg Cody]

Well, especially if somebody is the first one, right?

[Chris Cody]

If somebody does it, then it's like, all right, who's next?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, like, I don't recall. I don't think I was the first one to do it. But when somebody else stands up, all of a sudden I feel obliged.

[Chris Cody]

I bet Louis the head nodder said something, didn't he?

[Greg Cody]

No, I don't think so.

[Billy]

This boss, bro. Oh, I'm here for some Flanagan's hot sauce, bro.

[Stugotz]

I am here for limited Fake Lewis. Where's he been? Has he made an appearance before today? Well, please, please. Limited fake Lewis is somebody I want more of.

[Dan Le Batard]

You went three weeks with making an imp and not asking for more immediately. Congratulations, Billy.

[Stugotz]

But that is office Louis. He's right there. And at the end, though, I don't think Louis would like the appraisal very much that his enthusiasm is counterfeit, because I think that's where he would object. He comes in here, good mood every day, trying to give off gratitude, and you guys just bury him with your bitterness.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'll start saying good things about Louis. Louis, your hair is small.

[Greg Cody]

What?

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Greg Cody]

Don LeBatard Quiet, man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife. Despite that gratuitous line in back in my sts. I wish you were here. My wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married, you know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her. I'm on the phone with her. 30 seconds. You know, what am I? Hello? All right, all right. We'll see you. All right. And then, you know, I'm going to see her in two days. I was jumping Charlie. Good.

[Billy]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the St. Gods.

[Stugotz]

Again. Quote I probably shouldn't have had that third Old Fashioned is a place that I want to put it on your father's tombstone. Honestly.

[Chris Cody]

In fact, I'd like Crowded Tombstone.

[Greg Cody]

But we can fit. It's Crowded Tombstone.

[Stugotz]

I know. I'd like to find. Please. Let's have a competition, shall we? Let's have a DraftKings sponsored competition that makes fun dark comedy. If I had legs, I'd kick you. It's A dark comedy. What do you put on Greg Cody's tombstone? Winner gets a great prize. Winner. The winner of Greg Cody's choosing gets a great prize because a good nominee to start the bidding is quote. I probably shouldn't have had that third old fashioned. I mean that's been a life motto for him. Wordy, do you understand? Is it, is that, is that it's too wordy for, for tombstone.

[Chris Cody]

I think we could fit it across the top.

[Stugotz]

He's a writer so he'd want to be efficient. He want to be remembered immortally with something that was well written. I really would like to do this as a competition to have Greg pick his what. What a listener suggests should be the words on his tombstone. I mean, should it just be that kind of thing?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, hey, that's, that's at the end.

[Chris Cody]

That's towards the bottom and you know.

[Greg Cody]

Thing and you know it.

[Stugotz]

But so it's just. Wait, so it's just going to be his catchphrases like that's a fact. Jack. No, come on.

[Greg Cody]

Is he really dead? You never know.

[Stugotz]

Would you be willing to do this? Would you be willing to have a draft king sponsored contest that, that gives away your tomb, your actual tombstone?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. And. And then if I happen to pass away suddenly and unexpectedly, it'll be ironic.

[Stugotz]

What are you allowing at the very end to draft kings to sponsor your tombstone?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Well, in real life or.

[Stugotz]

Yeah. No, not as a bit in real life.

[Greg Cody]

Oh. I mean, you know, first of all, I'm probably going to be, you know, cremated or something.

[Stugotz]

You just think it's going to say Greg Cody from 1843 to 2025. That's.

[Greg Cody]

There'll be a saying on it. I don't know.

[Chris Cody]

I think you have a say in what happens to you. You're like, they're going to cremate me. I don't know what they're going to do with me.

[Stugotz]

It's not like a grab bag.

[Chris Cody]

And we figure out what to do with the body.

[Greg Cody]

You know, what, put it on the ear. Your wife and I probably have. Or your mother and I probably have to have that conversation.

[Chris Cody]

What are your thoughts?

[Greg Cody]

You know, I go back and forth.

[Chris Cody]

How would you like to be remembered?

[Greg Cody]

I don't know. I go back and forth.

[Billy]

You quoted yourself yesterday on the dry erase board. You want that quote on your tombstone.

[Greg Cody]

That's a little serious.

[Billy]

Okay.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Live your life with aplomb and alacrity. I was thinking more of thousands waited in line to see my toenail. I think that would work.

[Stugotz]

A bit self involved. Not much of a legacy. I like it is a tombstone. I like the poem and the word play of. Because it'd be a tombstone and he's not cremated. I don't want to earn. Urn guy don't want to learn.

[Greg Cody]

That's good. I like that. If I had a personal assistant, he or she would be writing that down right now.

[Billy]

Have you ever thought of maybe, like, for immortality, making a cast of your great toe? Like, you could go and you could make a mold of your great toe and then it could live on beyond your years.

[Greg Cody]

I think that's a great. I should do it right now because my right great toe is chipped. And so it looks even more gruesome than that. Yeah. And. And so I should do that. I should have a cast made. Yeah. One of the.

[Stugotz]

One of the most amazing things in this show's history is that thousands of people did a pilgrimage to see his toenail. And I don't know where that is now, but I would like to have that as an heirloom that carries on beyond you. I saw that Josh Johnson last night was doing a comedy routine about a Steelers fan, wife, husband died and she kept his tattoo. She kept his tattoo in a. In a frame. Took off. Took it off the body and kept it in a frame. We should have this way to remember Greg Cody by his sponsored toenail, which would become then, you know, an artifact and a religion that celebrates his death. That we got. It's one of the most amazing things the show has ever done. Thousands of people gathered to see his toe. That. That Stugatz is now cut twice. Where is that toenail? Do we know?

[Greg Cody]

I have a toenail in a plastic case, but it's not that toenail in my office. And I think it is that.

[Stugotz]

Well, why would it be? A great question. All right. I think that's worth a lot of money.

[Chris Cody]

Like, I have a toenail. I just got to make sure it's the same.

[Stugotz]

I believe that's worth a lot of money right now.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, I think it is the same one. Now that you mentioned it.

[Stugotz]

It must be. We're going to need to get that authenticated because you could just start pretending and now it doesn't become an heirloom or a collectible of any kind.

[Greg Cody]

We'll do a DNA test.

[Stugotz]

But he's got disgusting feet. And they.

[Greg Cody]

They're muscular feet.

[Stugotz]

They're warlocky.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, Warlocky. I like that.

[Stugotz]

I mean, but am I wrong?

[Greg Cody]

I'm proud of my feet. They're.

[Stugotz]

You can't be proud of them.

[Greg Cody]

They're muscular. They're vain.

[Stugotz]

They're talons.

[Greg Cody]

They're masculine.

[Stugotz]

Now they're a giant bird of prey, an ostrich.

[Greg Cody]

Okay.

[Chris Cody]

Speaking of celebrating my dad, Dan, while you were out, we AI made a statue of my dad and recreating his famous.

[Stugotz]

I love that.

[Greg Cody]

Tell me that doesn't look like pop.

[Chris Cody]

When you zoom in on the face. When you zoom in on the face, there are poppy vibes to it, but.

[Stugotz]

It'S clearly you Down, Greg Cody. I don't know if we could do this visually, but Greg Cody has. Throughout his career, he has teetered. And this is a strange thing. I don't really understand it between people saying that he looks more like my father or Jeffrey Lauria, the former owner of the marlins, that. That if you did a. An evolutionary chart of how people would look as they age, that somewhere between Laurie and my father, Greg Cody resides. Even I think Greg is younger than Lauria.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, I'm definitely younger than both.

[Chris Cody]

We actually. We actually have a photo from yesterday of my dad, Carl Pavano, David Sampson, and Mike Hill we can put up right here.

[Stugotz]

Now, look at this weirdo. What is David Sampson doing on his toes there? Somebody explained.

[Chris Cody]

Well, also the tan line. If you zoom in on those Samson feet. Good golly.

[Stugotz]

Okay, look, Sampson's having all sorts of problems here. Why is he on his tippy toes? Does he always do that?

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, that's his move in photos.

[Stugotz]

But he's. But wait a minute.

[Billy]

He's only 65 inches.

[Stugotz]

Inches. He still looks like he's their toddler.

[Chris Cody]

But that is my dad in that photo. Yeah, no, I know they're zooming in on the feet now, but that's. That's clearly Greg Cody.

[Greg Cody]

I wish I looked like Jeffrey Laurie's bank account, I'll tell you.

[Stugotz]

Okay, that's my dad's joke right there. That my dad has said, I love Poppy. My father has made that joke forever. I don't want to look like him. I just want to have his money.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, that.

[Stugotz]

Now that's you. That's.

[Greg Cody]

You're going to use bank accounts a little funnier than the word money. Money.

[Billy]

What would Poppy do with his money?

[Chris Cody]

Like, if he had his money right.

[Billy]

Now, what would he do?

[Stugotz]

This is what my mother keeps saying to him. What are we saving it for? We're in our 80s. Like, what have we been saving? What? This is the exile mentality. My parents have been afraid since they got here. And, like, you think what's happening in this country Right now isn't scary too. Like, my parents have been saving money since they got here. Terrified. Grateful to just live here. Grateful to have this country give them all sorts of freedom. Him and my mom's now riding him into the ground. Disney. This is the wonder of it. Disney still paying my father. This is like Bobby Bonilla in retirement because he's retired on however it is that the pensions pay out.

[Greg Cody]

Wow.

[Stugotz]

So my father is sitting here. He's the only one still collecting from Disney. My father now just owns 10% of the NFL or how does that work? Or what's the math on that? Bobby was asking the other day, how much, how much of ESPN do I own now that the NFL owns 10% of ESPN, does he still get those passes?

[Dan Le Batard]

Lifetime, huh?

[Stugotz]

I mean, my father, I don't think there's been a mercenary in the history of ESPN or Disney who've gotten away with more than my father did. They're still paying him. At the end, he pretended he was holding out because he just wanted to quit and couldn't tell me. And he said, they're not paying me enough. He strong armed them like they caved. He didn't want to raise. He just wanted to leave. He didn't want to work anymore and didn't want to tell me.

[Greg Cody]

Good for him. Good for him. Him. I'm glad he's. I'm shocked he's still being paid by Disney. More power to him. Looks like me.

[Stugotz]

Who do you get that most with, Lauria or my or my father? Because it doesn't make any sense that you would look like my father. He's an old Cuban man.

[Greg Cody]

I know, but look at, look at that gold statue. I mean, to me, that's your dad in that statue, not me. So we must look alike. And I, I used to hear Lauria all the time. Mike says, Lyndon Baines Johnson.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, Lyndon B. Johnson for me.

[Stugotz]

Lbj.

[Greg Cody]

Lbj. Of course, everyone knows that. In my youth I used to be liking to Tom Cruise. He used to call me Greg Cutie.

[Chris Cody]

So Kristen, Kristen, who works for us here has been asking me like, do we want to do this? And I'm like, that probably would be expensive. I would like. She's like, where would we put it? I want to, I want this thing. I think we need this.

[Dan Le Batard]

Let's, let's start at the big toe. We'll make a bust of it.

[Billy]

I put a foot casting project inside the slack. So like figure out the supplies we need to cast his feet.

[Greg Cody]

I'd like a real statue, you know Rather than me one deep frying a.

[Billy]

Turkey, what would you be doing?

[Stugotz]

Oh, come on, Greg, you're gonna sack yourself. So seriously, at the end, this is. You want it? All right, let's have artists concoct yours. You want a Civil War statue of you being serious, like commemorated as a great writer.

[Greg Cody]

That would be funny too. Don't get me wrong.

[Stugotz]

Which one?

[Chris Cody]

What's your idea?

[Stugotz]

Remembered. How do you want to be remembered?

[Greg Cody]

I just noticed that you can actually see the turkey either submerging.

[Stugotz]

It's great.

[Greg Cody]

Or rising from Chris.

[Stugotz]

When Chris says I want that, it's not as a joke. That's a loving reminder. That's what you look like doing.

[Greg Cody]

All right, let's do that statue. Let's make it slightly larger than life.

[Chris Cody]

Where would we put it?

[Greg Cody]

Make me about 6, 1. Yeah. A slightly larger than life. That's what you do with a statue. Ron Fraser's statue at, um, is like 65 or something. Is it still there in front of or did they quietly remove it?

[Dan Le Batard]

No, I think it's okay.

[Greg Cody]

Good.

[Stugotz]

Don LeBatard.

[Greg Cody]

My wife says this is a sexy voice.

[Billy]

It really is. Yeah, I'm hard.

[Greg Cody]

Thank you. You. Wow. STS so am I, actually. I don't know why.

[Billy]

This is the D Ler show with.

[Greg Cody]

The st. No, I like the idea of a statue. I obviously would like it in my own front yard, you know, like.

[Stugotz]

Oh, you.

[Chris Cody]

You would? Would not.

[Greg Cody]

I would prefer we did this last.

[Billy]

Week that we turned it into a mailbox.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, it could be a. Well, it's a little big for a mailbox.

[Dan Le Batard]

We can just put it in the Riley corner. He hasn't done anything lately.

[Greg Cody]

Is he wearing a hat?

[Stugotz]

No, that's a plant.

[Greg Cody]

Looks like a green bird.

[Stugotz]

Look at this.

[Chris Cody]

This is the old dildo.

[Greg Cody]

One or the other. Listen up. Time to think fast. Is this a real or fake podcast?

[Stugotz]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. The placing. The placement of Riley has made it that because a plant is behind him, a confused Greg Cody just made it. A green dildo that we had put on Pat Riley's head.

[Greg Cody]

Tell me it doesn't look like he's wearing a green beret.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Greg Cody]

Thank you for your service, Pat.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, that angle. I even get the Doe reference. Dan.

[Greg Cody]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Dan Le Batard]

Let's see. Let's hope that you're sharp. After three and a half weeks away, we've had a handful of games. Yesterday we had a really tightly contested one. We learned together that Darren Ravel actually does not actively have a podcast defying the Odds. As Greg said, he's the one.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, I mean, like that.

[Dan Le Batard]

Cafe Con Lindor with Francisco Lindor.

[Greg Cody]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

Real or Fox Fake.

[Stugotz]

It's not a podcast. I don't believe that Francisco Lindor has any interest in doing a podcast off the field.

[Dan Le Batard]

That is a real podcast. Get the hell out of here.

[Stugotz]

No, no, it is not. Look it up.

[Greg Cody]

I love it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Club 619 with Rey Mysterio. Real or fake?

[Stugotz]

Do you know who Rey Mysterio is?

[Greg Cody]

He's a wrestler, right?

[Stugotz]

One of the most famous acrobatic. Acrobatic. Mask wrestler. The most famous mask wrestler of all time, right?

[Greg Cody]

Is that right?

[Dan Le Batard]

Look, there's evidence of Cafe Con Lindor on our screen.

[Stugotz]

That's unbelievable. So it's a breakfast show. Is he doing it in English or Spanish?

[Dan Le Batard]

I don't know if it's a breakfast show.

[Greg Cody]

That's a nice logo.

[Dan Le Batard]

Look, man, I just learned about this thing yesterday. I couldn't believe it.

[Stugotz]

It's stunning. He has a host, right? He has a host.

[Dan Le Batard]

The host name ain't on Cafe Con Lindor.

[Chris Cody]

You don't think he can carry a show?

[Stugotz]

Oh, I just. The last time I spoke to him, his English was. I don't know whether he's doing it in English or Spanish.

[Dan Le Batard]

Spanish.

[Stugotz]

But his. Yeah, that's what I was asked.

[Dan Le Batard]

Now that it's real, you can subscribe.

[Stugotz]

Look, he's going the.

[Greg Cody]

The.

[Stugotz]

The. The marketing on this. This is why I will celebrate this. Please put this up on the screen here so that we can advertise. I'd like a relationship with Cafe Con Lindor if he. Especially if he's doing it in Spanish. This is a Spanish style kitchen. This. It looks like my grandmother's kitchen. This. This would only be a breakfast time show and it would be in Spanish. I don't know. I don't think he can do that show in English from the last time I talked to him when he spoke English.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, the beauty of a podcast is it doesn't have to be a breakfast time show. It could be an anytime show. Stop running away from Club 619 with Rey Mysterio. Is it real or fake?

[Greg Cody]

I say yes, real.

[Stugotz]

And I was asking questions about Mysterio. He is the most famous mass wrestler of all time. Zaslow's been bothering me. Look, Zazloz on a hot streak. He's been bothering me about. He wants to do a wrestling show badly. Wants to do a wrestling years. I've been trying for years. He wants to do a wrestling show and I just Threw out there. Mysterio. Most famous mass wrestler of all time. Right. Who's second? I don't know. And it went nowhere, I think.

[Billy]

Yeah, probably.

[Chris Cody]

Most famous luchador.

[Stugotz]

Gracias.

[Dan Le Batard]

Real or fake podcast?

[Stugotz]

That's a fake podcast. I don't believe that that's real.

[Dan Le Batard]

It is a fake podcast. Now what with Gary Vee or now what with Gary Vee?

[Stugotz]

Well, but. Yeah, Well, I don't know if that's the name of it, but Gary Vee is doing something like that. If. Is that the name of it?

[Dan Le Batard]

Gary could be a guy that has plenty of podcasts.

[Greg Cody]

Who's Gary Vee?

[Chris Cody]

That's what Dan said once on our.

[Stugotz]

Show to Gary Vee's face, an entrepreneur of great fame, that that's an influencer who has a lot of voice and.

[Chris Cody]

Big into garage sales and is really.

[Stugotz]

Good at making money.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is this a real or fake podcast? Now what with Gary Vee?

[Stugotz]

I'm gonna say it's real. Yes.

[Greg Cody]

Real.

[Dan Le Batard]

Fake.

[Stugotz]

That's not the name of it. Right. Okay.

[Dan Le Batard]

Get in the game with former Detroit Lions kicker Jason Hansen. Real or fake? Get in the game with Jason Hansen.

[Stugotz]

All right, here's my dilemma with this game. You're not that imaginative. You're not that creative. I know you. I've seen your work. There's.

[Dan Le Batard]

I made a musical guy.

[Stugotz]

There's no reason there. That's what I'm saying. Wait, what was that guy doing in the middle? I made. As a taunt. I. As a taunt.

[Dan Le Batard]

Chart topper.

[Stugotz]

I made a musical guy. You've been gone for a while.

[Chris Cody]

That's what he calls you now.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

When's that guy coming back?

[Stugotz]

You're not creative enough to invent that. That has to be real. That's too ridiculous to be fake.

[Dan Le Batard]

In the game with Jason Hansen.

[Stugotz]

It can't be real.

[Dan Le Batard]

There are lots of business.

[Stugotz]

It can't be real. It should not be real. It is. There's no reason that anyone should pay for that in this economy.

[Dan Le Batard]

So are you saying it's real? Because it can't be.

[Stugotz]

That's right.

[Greg Cody]

I'm saying it's not real.

[Stugotz]

It can't be. It can't be real.

[Dan Le Batard]

It can't be. But it can't be.

[Stugotz]

It can't be. It cannot be. But I'm saying it's real. Just because I'm testing your imagination, you wouldn't make that up.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's real.

[Greg Cody]

Wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dan.

[Billy]

Cold.

[Greg Cody]

Wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, final one.

[Stugotz]

And I know you made a musical guy, and I'm saying you're not that creative.

[Dan Le Batard]

Last one. Soup son with Jeff Supan.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, love it, love it. Is soup san sup, though, or is it su. You know, like follow up?

[Dan Le Batard]

It's conventional spelling.

[Greg Cody]

Okay.

[Stugotz]

No, but that's a great question he's asking.

[Billy]

You want to use it in a.

[Chris Cody]

Sentence just to see where Mike's at on it. I like it.

[Stugotz]

Go ahead. Let's. Let's do this. Greg, Go ahead. How does this work? How does this spelled. What is the graphic for this? Soup's on with Jeff. Soup on has to be spelled S u p apostrophe.

[Greg Cody]

I would think so, but I think you can still get away with a soup bowl with a spoon with a little picture of a tendril of soup smoke coming up from the heat coming up from the soup.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think you would confuse the audience because they would say, sup, Ann? You know?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. What's up? Isn't it?

[Stugotz]

Yeah. And then we get fouled up.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugotz]

All right, so. No, that can't be a podcast.

[Greg Cody]

I think it is.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's fake. Welcome back, guy.

[Stugotz]

Thank you. I've missed that game. I missed you guys. And I want to come up with Greg's Tombstone, sponsored by DraftKings. Please help me figure out what the writers around our show. What are we saying? The limits on this has to be because you don't want too many words.

[Billy]

I mean, it depends on the font.

[Stugotz]

You could fit a lot. You know, you will disqualify yourself. I think, if. Well, Greg is so self involved. You saw the most engaged he's been in 10 years is when you guys asked him about his statue and how serious he is about wanting it to be 6:1 and being in his front yard. We made fun of Pudge because he had a giant statue that was in his yard. It was a giant gold statue of Pudge in catching gear here in Miami. That was in his yard. It was ridiculous. It was golden. It was godlike. And the last time I saw Pudge walking through the lobby of a hotel, because I'm so awkward, I just asked him, where's the statue? Because we made fun of it for years that he would have a statue of himself in his yard. And he said it was being shipped to Texas and that they are now having it outside their stadium, which they should.

[Billy]

Well, no, they. They made a different statue for him, so he might have thought that you were actually interested in the statue they were making in his honor to have multiple statues.

[Stugotz]

You really want a statue of yourself for your yard? If we got it for you, you would put it in your yard.

[Greg Cody]

I would love it.

[Stugotz]

Your wife would let you do that?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, I would build a whole thing around it. Like, it would be like in a garden type situation. We would decorate, we would landscape around the statue. And I would also like a. A. A very lightweight version of that statue that I could carry around with me. Like if I'm going on a trip or something. I could carry my. A statue of myself under my arm. If it weighs like 10 pounds or less. Like a bowling. Think of it as like a bowling ball. You know, weight, weight wise.

[Stugotz]

Why would you want to carry this around?

[Greg Cody]

Fun.

[Billy]

Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

Hey, look at that guy over there carrying a statue. Is that a statue of himself?

[Chris Cody]

Is that Joe Biden?

[Billy]

Did he win an Oscar?

[Greg Cody]

Sitting around the. The kitchen table in Scranton.

[Chris Cody]

You hear Joe Biden, you're like, all right, time to play the hits.

[Greg Cody]

Bring back Joe Biden. I mean, my imitation of him. I don't mean Joe, God rest his soul. Not that he's dead. Wait, he's alive. What? Yeah, he's still good. He's still kicking. All right.

[Billy]

He had legs.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, exactly.

[Billy]

He has legs. We know that. Just Joe Parker.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, he had legs. He kicked you. I don't understand what that movie's about. And I. And there's not a torso involved in that movie, right? There's not someone without legs in that movie.

[Billy]

I mean, the title is a little bit deceiving.

[Chris Cody]

I'll be honest.

[Stugotz]

That's the greatest title I've ever heard for a movie. Put it on the poll at Le Batard show. Have you ever heard a better title for a movie than if I had legs, I'd kick you?

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, I would assume that someone does not have legs or is bound to a wheelchair. If not, that's a terrible title for the movie, right?

[Greg Cody]

I think it's great. I think it sounds like a comedian's biography title.

[Stugotz]

I want to know. I want to watch this movie, and I want to know what it's about. I should know what it's about. And you said it was not horror. It is dark comedy asap.

[Billy]

Rocky's in it.

[Stugotz]

Can we please examine for a moment how Erlene Cody is going to feel about today's show and the talk of her office? Your father is not a good friend. Friend by his definitions. I would not say that. I think he's a masterful, wonderful friend. I love him. I'll always love him, obviously, but he. He doesn't think he's a. He's a very good friend. And it's because he can make it to be hard to be friends with him. You have to chase after him. It's not. He's not coming to you. It's not. He's not making phone calls. He's not trying to. And I think that's why he identifies as a. As a self proclaimed bad friend. I don't think he is one.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. I'm not an attentive friend. I would say if I'm self analyzing.

[Stugotz]

And so when I'm saying that there's a birthday party with office workers who I don't think he would call any of those people his friends. They're your. They're your mother's employees, I think coworkers, but yes. Yeah. And so. And he likes them and he's close to them, but only so close. Correct.

[Greg Cody]

I mean there's a couple of people in that room that I think I would call friends.

[Chris Cody]

But if you're asking what my mom's going to think of this, I think she's going to be fine with most of it. Except for me saying that she makes people talk about her.

[Stugotz]

All right, so you go.

[Chris Cody]

That's the part that I'm worried about.

[Stugotz]

You keep crossing the line and we'll see how we enrage Erlene Cody because that's. I want to get to the bottom of how she feels about all of this because I think she has to get people up to speak about her because she's raised three toddlers who are not likely to tell their mother how much they love and respect and admire her in ways that she has heard very often because they're all constipated reprehs, young boys. Even her husband. Husband. And so. But, but I've never heard your father speak more lovingly or more poetically about anybody then when jumping Charlie when he speak. Except for jumping Charlie when he speaks of his love for your mother. Which is the very most of the romantic things.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. I can't express how much I admire not just love, but admire her. But I think something needs to be said about that video that I am just now realizing. She never noticed until she saw the video that someone else took. Took that I was on my phone during the song.

[Chris Cody]

Why does that make it different?

[Greg Cody]

Because it's not like she was upset by it. It's not like she was elbowing me. Like what are you doing? You know, she didn't even know that.

[Chris Cody]

Why does that make it better?

[Greg Cody]

Because it in. In real time. It didn't hurt her feelings. It didn't insult her.

[Billy]

And yesteryear he would have been able to get away with that.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, because everybody. Everybody's a photographer. Everybody's got to.

[Billy]

Except you.

[Chris Cody]

Including you.

[Billy]

I would argue that you did more to pay attention and give her your full attention than the person videoing it because they were on their phone. You were not. You were only for a portion of the time, but you were trying to be in the moment. I was very essentially treating her birthday like an Erykah Badu concert, whatever that means.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

[Billy]

I know. She took away people's phones.

[Greg Cody]

I heard.

[Stugotz]

Oh, that's the best Miami there is.

[Greg Cody]

Erica Bad Badu by. She wears a. A hat, right?

[Billy]

Oh, boy.

[Greg Cody]

She's the hat.

[Billy]

All right, do you know the names of any of the people in that video? Let's just move on to something else.

[Greg Cody]

Sure, I do.

[Stugotz]

Good work by you, Billy.

[Chris Cody]

What are their names?

[Dan Le Batard]

She was wearing a hat last night from the video that I saw.

[Stugotz]

Thank you.

[Dan Le Batard]

And it was cell phone video from another venue.

[Chris Cody]

Dad, what are those?

[Billy]

Co workers.

[Chris Cody]

What are those co workers names?

[Greg Cody]

Well, that's Cam and. And his wife. And. And the nodding person at the end. I'm not positive.

[Stugotz]

So you got one third. One third. If Cam and his wife. All right, all right. So if we quizzed you on you. If we quizzed you on the 17 people that were there, how many of the names would you know? More or less than half?

[Greg Cody]

Less in terms of being able to name them?

[Stugotz]

Yes.

[Chris Cody]

That's part. That's how you know someone's name?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Less than half.

[Billy]

But what if it was, like, a lineup for, like, a crime and you just say criminal? Orleans co worker. You could pick them out of a lineup.

[Greg Cody]

Surely most of them, maybe more than against criminals.

[Stugotz]

Too far. But how else would you know someone's name other than to know their name to name them?

[Greg Cody]

I mean, you know, I don't. I don't. I don't take a quiz. I never go to my wife's office. I don't socialize with these people. Some of them I do, but not the people in that room.

[Billy]

How many people here could you name everyone? Oh.

[Stugotz]

Oh, let's play that game next.

[Greg Cody]

I'm not gonna take a quiz. No, I'm not doing that.

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