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Dan LeBatard
I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
Izzy Gutierrez
I've done it.
Dan LeBatard
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Andrew Hawkins
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Izzy Gutierrez
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Mike Ryan
The Crown is Yours.
Dan LeBatard
Put it on the poll, please. Juju. Would the six win Wizards win 50 games with Jokic on their team? Six wins is what the Wizards have. They are dreadful. I have a number of different videos that I would like to play for the audience. But first, Andrew Hawkins, I think I feel like, wants to attack Izzy.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Mike Ryan is accusing me of creating tensions everywhere and that he asked me if I'm doing a bit. But this is you volunteering something during the break about Izzy, so you might as well take it up with him.
Izzy Gutierrez
I don't think you're doing a bit. I think you're just genuinely attacking the character of people within the room. That's number one. Number two, Izzy. It was asked in an NFL locker room about if guys are naked going into the cold plunge in the hot tub. That is a fineable offense in a locker room. Now, granted, it is a workplace and it's not Europe, so that's an important asterisk in the conversation. But if a guy got in the cold tub, in the hot tub, naked, they would be banned by the rest of the players. And it doesn't make quite. It doesn't quite make sense because you're just wearing tights. It doesn't actually do anything different. But I just think the idea that it makes you feel like there's more germs entering if a naked body is going into those spaces, how do they.
Mike Ryan
These are the ones.
Andrew Hawkins
You understand how water works. Right. This actually happened to me when I was doing this and everybody was in the sauna and still could see me. I went from the sauna to the cold plunge to the whirlpool without showering in between. Right. I showered before, and then I had this. I want to say German gentleman, could have been Austrian, come up to me as I was in the whirlpool while other people were kind of standing around sort of Karening me, saying, excuse me, next time if you could please take a shower. I was like, well, thank you. One of the people who work here never told me to do that. I took a shower beforehand. And also, I'm not sure you know how sweat works, right? Because it's not like it just comes out dirty. And if I get into the whirlpool, I'm going to sweat anyway, whether I took a shower or not. Sorry, I'm just taking it out on this dude.
Izzy Gutierrez
You know what? I think I'm with him. I think I need. I need my mind to be relaxed, to say, okay, you at least washed something off and you got in with A clean body into the space. Otherwise it feels like you're cleaning your body in the shared space.
Andrew Hawkins
But we're all in the shared space. Supposedly clean beforehand. Again, this is a matter of not knowing how pores work.
Izzy Gutierrez
Okay, so you showered before you got in.
Andrew Hawkins
I mean, thoroughly.
Dan LeBatard
He has accused you of knowing my.
Izzy Gutierrez
Character is being assassinated.
Dan LeBatard
It's not just your character.
Izzy Gutierrez
Everything is being my intelligence.
Dan LeBatard
It's just your intellect. You don't know how pores or water. Water work.
Mike Ryan
Cover your balls.
Izzy Gutierrez
Please cover your balls. I mean, can we put that.
Andrew Hawkins
What if I covered him with my hands? Would that make you heavy?
Izzy Gutierrez
No, because then it feels like you're trying to do a photo shoot or something. The other thing that gets on my nerves at NFL locker rooms, and this is where you can't. You gotta be naked.
Andrew Hawkins
I just want to remind people I was not doing this in an NFL locker room. I was doing this.
Izzy Gutierrez
He was playing for the Indianapolis Colts and he was naked in both the cold plunge and hot tub and refused to shower before, in the middle, or after. But I hate that NFL locker rooms have shared showers. It makes no sense. I think I've brought that up on this show before. These are billion dollar organizations. We should not be showering like it's 1920 in the military.
Dan LeBatard
You are so right about.
Mike Ryan
They don't even do that at Bonnaroo.
Izzy Gutierrez
It doesn't make any sense. These are like multi millionaires who then have to all get naked and going to the same shop. There are times where guys share showerheads because there's not enough shower heads. In what, visiting locker rooms? Yes.
Andrew Hawkins
Tell me more.
Izzy Gutierrez
It's like you. Like I have to go in. And then it's like, oh, you done? Okay, cool. And then you jump in because there's seven shower heads for 73 people. But that's ridiculous.
Dan LeBatard
Is that shared shower heads? Because right now what. What you just created for me is I've got. I've got Dion Dawkins and Josh Allen under the same shower head at the same time. And so the visual you've create.
Izzy Gutierrez
Can I can. I'm gonna tell you exactly how this works. You go into a space. Let's say we're playing at the Buffalo Bills, who have the worst visiting locker room in the NFL. There's half the showerheads don't work and there's like nine. Right. Again, there's 70 of us.
Dan LeBatard
That's crazy.
Izzy Gutierrez
So either everybody showers one at a time and we leave at 4 in the morning, or showers are just hitting the ground. And Dion Dawkins is on one side, Josh Allen is on the other.
Andrew Hawkins
Careful, you're writing fan fiction right now.
Izzy Gutierrez
So soaking up. And then one gets in, leaves, like, basically, you share and go back and forth. I'm telling you, bro, that can't be right.
Dan LeBatard
People like different temperatures of shower.
Izzy Gutierrez
Half the time, there's no hot water. Dan, it doesn't matter. What. This is literally almost like prison. It doesn't make any sense.
Andrew Hawkins
It's such a simple ask. Like in every gym you go to, right? There's balls between showers.
Izzy Gutierrez
I would argue.
Andrew Hawkins
I want full walls between urinals.
Izzy Gutierrez
They build new stadiums and facilities every year. And they have so many upgrades. They have led, LCD screens, video walls.
Dan LeBatard
Well, the visiting locker room is made bad on purpose.
Izzy Gutierrez
It's a home locker room, too. They do all these upgrades, but yet every single time, the shower heads are right next to each other with no curtain, no divider.
Mike Ryan
I see your feet.
Izzy Gutierrez
Like, it's ridiculous, man.
Dan LeBatard
It is. You are out here giving us access that we have not had before.
Mike Ryan
You worked with the Players association, right?
Izzy Gutierrez
No one listens to me, man. All right. Miami home locker room is the second worst thing about Miami.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, You've written that down as well. Thank you. I really do just enjoy creating, mixing and matching. Just putting Laramie Tunsil next to CJ Stroud and just both of them just showering under the same. And, you know, C.J. saying, careful, that's a little warm. I'd like. I'd like a little. I'd like it a little colder. It just does. What you're describing doesn't make sense.
Izzy Gutierrez
And the crazy part is, as you're saying it in this way where it sounds so ridiculous, it doesn't register in my brain as ridiculous because it literally is the reality.
Dan LeBatard
You lived it.
Izzy Gutierrez
You're just telling a fact.
Dan LeBatard
Can you give me the name of somebody that you were bothered because they were just a little too comfortable with their nudity in the locker room? Like, you were just like, it was excessive that you just. You don't need to be pranked.
Andrew Hawkins
For the record, I did not give Dan this list of questions.
Mike Ryan
Gotta be a lot.
Izzy Gutierrez
There's nobody. I can't think of anyone that was like, oh, they're too comfortable being nude in the locker room because you're there all day. It is what it is. There are people that are too comfortable in the shower. Like, there's a. There's a. There's a protocol that needs to be followed. Like, for example, we're all in there naked. Everyone showers Facing the wall, and then you got guys that'll shower facing out. Like, that's just not the protocol. Or FaceTiming in the shower. We have players who will be FaceTiming their wife or girl in the shower, and it's like, hey, man, we gotta draw the line somewhere. This is not the proper place to be having a conversation with somebody else.
Andrew Hawkins
This person was fined. No, like, this can't happen on the regular.
Izzy Gutierrez
Nah, he was not fined. He was not fined.
Dan LeBatard
You didn't answer my question. Yeah, you avoided my question.
Izzy Gutierrez
What was your question?
Dan LeBatard
Naming someone who's too comfortable.
Mike Ryan
I thought it was clear what Hawkins was doing.
Dan LeBatard
It's okay. Okay. But if he doesn't want to play the game, that's fine. I'm just gonna call him out in front of everybody for not playing the game, and I'm gonna re. Ask the question.
Mike Ryan
You played for Pat Shermer, right? Did he ever say anything ever that excited you?
Izzy Gutierrez
I didn't play for Pat Shermer.
Mike Ryan
No.
Izzy Gutierrez
Sherman was before me. Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Okay. Did you hear Pat Shermer stories about, like, man, that guy was like a real firecracker?
Izzy Gutierrez
No, I have not heard of Pat Shermer story.
Dan LeBatard
Can we. Can we play for the people?
Izzy Gutierrez
I'm not also outing people that are too comfortable in the locker room. That's what you want me to do? I have avoided the question.
Dan LeBatard
It's fine.
Izzy Gutierrez
On purpose.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Izzy Gutierrez
I don't need their mentions to be blowing up.
Dan LeBatard
Right. I just don't think of it as. I understand the locker room is sacred. I just thought perhaps you had a friendship with somebody, and because insults can be the language of intimacy among men, that maybe there would be somebody. Yes. I've made fun of this person because he likes to swagger or waddle through the locker room.
Mike Ryan
You gotta correct Chatg. They're supposed to cure cancer, and they don't know when Pat Shermer was coaching the Browns.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, so you're. This is.
Andrew Hawkins
He's.
Dan LeBatard
He's pretty stubborn. He will indeed look up things until he proves that your memory is wrong on who you play.
Mike Ryan
No, no, no. I'm trying to get the computers to.
Izzy Gutierrez
If I was to guess, I would say Shermer was 2011 to 2013.
Dan LeBatard
I really don't know why Mike decided to bring this to a Pat.
Mike Ryan
I was like, I wanted to ask about. I was trying to get him away from the things I didn't want to answer. And then ChatGPT I asked, hey, did Hawkins ever play for Pat Shermer? And they were like, yeah, Than language stood computer.
Dan LeBatard
The sound and the video that I have here, because I've got an assortment of videos that I want to play for you. But we mentioned Dion Dawkins, and he showed up at a game, which this struck me as odd and a bit primal. Just showed up at the game, did the walk that everybody does in the nice clothes, shirtless. And Deon Dawkins is 300 and something, odd pounds, and he's a wonderful lineman. And he's making an argument here on beh of something. And I want to see if you would agree with this from Dion Dawkins video. Do you have that sound, please? Okay, you do not have Dion Dawkins. And Roy has left the room for some reason. At any point that you guys want to give me that Dion Dawkins sound, you let me know, because Dion Dawkins is arguing on behalf of. He wants an offensive lineman of the year. He wants somebody. I assume it's offensive lineman. I. It may be offensive or defensive lineman.
Andrew Hawkins
It would make sense. It'll be offensive lineman because defensive. Defensive linemen can be defensive players of the year. Offensive line and would never.
Dan LeBatard
So let me hear that sound real quick, please.
Izzy Gutierrez
That is a part of this league. To be able to get an award for being great. And I'll circle back on. You know, offensive linemen don't have awards for being great. You know, there's not a protector of the year award. I'm knocking at so many doors now to get this award going, and I'm gonna head spirit and make sure that this gets done before I'm done playing. Because so many greats. There's so many great. And if we have great quarterbacks, we have great running backs, we have rushing titles, we have quarterback passing titles. All those titles are reflections of the old linemen, which are the protectors. Okay, couple of questions. Number one, what did him walking into the stadium shirtless have to do with anything?
Dan LeBatard
We were talking about guys who were comfortable with their nudity.
Izzy Gutierrez
Okay, so there was a segue. All right. I didn't see the connection between that.
Dan LeBatard
But you did understand all the Pat Shermer questions you were getting for some reason.
Izzy Gutierrez
It's a Browns fan as much as he says he's not. I know what's in his hard. I know exactly where Pat Shermer came from.
Mike Ryan
I was trying to move the conversation along. And guess who brought it right back.
Izzy Gutierrez
Who brought it. So the. The lineman of the year award. First off, Dion Dawkins is. He's an interesting offensive lineman because he gives you receiver energy and you don't. Typically there are offensive linemen like that, but he is a very much like, hey, look at me. You know, that's how we see him.
Dan LeBatard
Shirtless.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah, exactly.
Dan LeBatard
Look at me.
Izzy Gutierrez
Perhaps when I'm in the locker room, I'm very good. You know, I look at my clothes, look how d dope I dress. I will take my shirt off. He wants the attention for how good he is. So this makes sense, and I'm okay with that. Another part of that that just came to me. Jokic is like an offensive lineman in the NBA. That is his personality. The way Jokic goes about his business life is like kind of the O line that they're like, hey, where it's a thankless job. It I'm just here to do what I need to do, and then I'm going home to probably my farm or my tractors or my horses, which is kind of how offensive linemen are.
Dan LeBatard
It is so rare for an offensive lineman to seek attention.
Izzy Gutierrez
No, it's not. It doesn't come along with the territory. It's actually like when people scout offensive linemen, they look for ones who understand that they're a unit. You're like, you are a thankless job. Like, you make one bad play and that's the only time you'll ever be talked about. Even though you have a 99% success rate. That is how it works.
Andrew Hawkins
I don't understand how it's taken this long for somebody to bring this up. Like, it's such an obvious void that's been there. The one area of that sport that doesn't get rewarded, Everything else can be, even in. I mean, in college. Do they have that at the Home Depot Awards? Do they have. I think they have Outland.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah, Outland.
Andrew Hawkins
It's interior lineman. Right. So in the NFL.
Izzy Gutierrez
Absolutely.
Andrew Hawkins
It's an entirely different situation. And please stop doing that to Jokic. If an offensive lineman could throw the ball, catch the ball, intercept the ball, and then I would maybe make that comparison.
Izzy Gutierrez
I just mean personality wise. He has the personality of an offensive lineman.
Mike Ryan
Hawkins and I aren't disagreeing with you guys. We get it.
Izzy Gutierrez
We understand. It's just, you know, he's just got.
Mike Ryan
No energy to it. There's nothing there.
Andrew Hawkins
But I don't think he's watching that many Nuggets games. I'm just going to say it.
Mike Ryan
I'm not watching any games because it's on his watch.
Izzy Gutierrez
I. I'm telling now. I'm not watching a lot of Nuggets game. I'LL see them when they're in the playoffs like everybody else. But the ratings say that that makes sense.
Dan LeBatard
What you and Mike are saying, though, is really offensive to just people who really love basketball.
Mike Ryan
Okay. So sorry.
Izzy Gutierrez
Okay.
Mike Ryan
Be better.
Andrew Hawkins
It was as if I started watching Patrick Mahomes this year and him winning these close games and like, he's doing some things, but I'd be like, he's okay, but I have no context for that.
Izzy Gutierrez
That is a. That is not true. You. We open this with who's better, Michael Jordan or Jokic? And it's crazy that I said Michael Jordan. Now I'm insane because I fell for the Nike marketing since I've been six.
Dan LeBatard
Mike Ryan just said of Jokic, be better.
Mike Ryan
No, I said of the sport, be better.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Izzy Gutierrez
You're putting a lot of words and a lot of mouths today, Dave.
Dan LeBatard
Well, let's go to an investigation here. Let's go. Because Andrew Hawkins finally have the video here of this Andrew Hawkins investigation. There seemed to be a slight bias here where he said Larry Bird was boring as a player as well. So if you guys can please get me the proof. He is claiming that Izzy was the one who mentioned Larry Bird, that it is not him who brought up Larry Bird, and he cannot be accused of bias here. Let's hear the sound. Let's see the investigation.
Izzy Gutierrez
But when you watch it, it is not exciting. The way that we've been talking to be excited about people playing basketball. That's why Michael Jordan has that kind of thing over him is because we had never seen somebody move like that on a basketball court about Larry Bird. Also boring.
Mike Ryan
So you're racist.
Andrew Hawkins
Can we go back and tape again.
Izzy Gutierrez
Of when I already had the bias?
Andrew Hawkins
I'm the one who brought it up. And that you're the one who called him boring. Run that tape back.
Izzy Gutierrez
I didn't even know. I couldn't even remember it. Dan had me so flustered with the fact that he was giving it to me that I'm the one who brought up Larry Bird. I had no idea who even brought it up. Up.
Andrew Hawkins
Can we find you for this, Dan?
Dan LeBatard
Put it on the poll at Lebatard show.
Izzy Gutierrez
Venmo it.
Dan LeBatard
Cover your balls. Yes or no? At Lebatard show. Put it on the only the balls. Well, but look, you cannot walk from the sauna to the whirlpool and make no stops and no cares about anything. I'm with Hawk on this and I understand. And it's. And it's not because I don't understand how pores Work. And it's not because I don't understand how water works.
Mike Ryan
Balls are buoyant.
Dan LeBatard
It's put it on the poll at Levitage show.
Mike Ryan
Are bald buoyant and also put it on the poll. Is the league dying on Jokic's?
Dan LeBatard
Oh, come on, it is. Come on, it is. You can't go straight from the sauna to the whirlpool nude in front of people.
Izzy Gutierrez
Not even in the same building. Maybe.
Dan LeBatard
Maybe if it's only. Maybe if it's only your sauna and only your whirlpool. You can do that.
Izzy Gutierrez
Connected by a walk bridge. He went from one building to the next and I don't know pores now. This is ridiculous.
Dan LeBatard
Walk bridge. It's just easy striding. Dude, he didn't even dry off.
Izzy Gutierrez
I showered before. It's okay. What the hell are you doing, man?
Dan LeBatard
Just shouting at anyone who will listen. I showered this morning. You don't know how water works. You don't know how pores work. You don't know how towels work. I'm clean. Don't tell me to cover my balls.
Andrew Hawkins
I didn't say any of those things. You did say Also not a bridge. It was just a glass door.
Izzy Gutierrez
It's ridiculous.
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Mike Ryan
For weeks, months even during the regular season, I wondered aloud what Kevin Stendland did. And then about three weeks ago, it hit me.
Dan LeBatard
Stugats.
Mike Ryan
He gives him one of these and he gives them one of those.
Izzy Gutierrez
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
Dan LeBatard
Foreign. I want to get Hawk's thoughts on something else here. Travis Hunter is saying something and this is funny to think about, right? Because Travis Hunter was, we had video of him in his kitchen with all of the awards and I would be for every position getting an award. I'd like to know every year who's the best cornerback. Please tell me. Every year I, you know, is it Patrick's or Dan? Is it Stingley? Like, oh, I'd like to know. Somebody tell me who gets the award for being the best cornerback. But Travis Hunter, who may be the number one overall pick, I don't know. As Shador was teasing Cam Ward here last night saying that Travis is going to be the number one.
Mike Ryan
Titans, seemingly kind of. I watched the clip and I'm like, did they give away who they're taking number one? Because they hinted at a generational talent, which is why Shador and Cam had their generational talent debate. But it kind of felt like they, they tipped their hand a little bit with, with Travis Hunter, which is the whole Tennessee thing is weird. I theorized when Louis Riddick was campaigning and Deion Sanders was campaigning. Oh, Ran, Cathon's out. That's a big opening. And then I talked to people close to the situation. Are you familiar with the power dynamic in Tennessee?
Dan LeBatard
It's weird.
Mike Ryan
Ran Caurthon brought in an assistant GM in Chad Brinker. Rancar Thon then signed an extension, and he agreed to a whole new power dynamic that had his assistant GM surpass him in the corporate hierarchy and become president of football operations. Now, I've done some digging. It seems as though something was planted in someone's ear. And Ran Karthon's out. And the guy that's still there was a guy that he brought in as his assistant gm. So any kind of pipe dreams of Shador Sanders and Louis Riddick and all that. I found out very quickly after I theorized that that no Brinker's in control over there. And he ran out the guy that brought him in.
Dan LeBatard
So Travis Hunter. Here's the sound on him, talking about how little money Cam Ward was getting and how prices are ris rising all over the sport.
Izzy Gutierrez
How's all these people getting this much money, bro? Like this nil market get. Seemed like it resets every four months. Hold on. Let me go test it out, bro. I'm gonna go test it out, bro. Let me go back. I'm going back to college, bro. Let me see if I can give me a hundred million. Let's see what your will, you know. Yeah, let me see. Let me see. Let me see my volume, bro. Let me see if I can go back and, you know, win another HEISMAN and. Because $10 million ain't make that in college, right? Let me negotiate. Let me go get on the phone. Let me go hit the porter right quick, bro. $10 million, bro. Yeah, I mean, it's not accurate. I know that, but, like, still like, bro, Right?
Mike Ryan
Well, that part. It's not accurate. I know that, but still. And also, Travis, if I may. Ages. They're different. Carson Beck is two years older than you. So that's how if you want to make $10 million, you could come back to school.
Izzy Gutierrez
Would Miami take them, you think?
Mike Ryan
I guarantee you, if Travis Hunter came back to school, he'd get that number. If he were 23, the way Carson Beck is 23, he'd get that inaccurate number.
Izzy Gutierrez
This feels like every music biopic for music artists. When at the point they like, wait a minute, let me see that contract. And it's, like, way too late. He's like, I wasn't Getting that they.
Mike Ryan
Pay SEC winning quarterbacks more money than corners.
Dan LeBatard
Huh? There is so much weird stuff going on all around this sport. Was it an East Carolina punter who's 31 who just entered the portal? There was a punter somewhere. What is happening with Van Dyke? So Van Dyke leaves Miami, goes to Wisconsin and now he goes to smu. I thought that was going to be better in Wisconsin than it was. And SMU already has a playoff quarterback.
Mike Ryan
They have a playoff quarterback who totally short circuited in Happy Valley. I guess shout out to that game day atmosphere because I was watching that game and wondering is this guy on the take? I haven't seen seen someone unravel like that in quite some time. But Tyler Van Dyke, I haven't googled it or asked chat GPT, but I'm assuming he's 38 years old, he looks right. So Tyler Van Dyke transfers to smu. Makes sense in that Rhett Lashley is a head coach there. He's the offensive coordinator down here in Miami. When Tyler Van Dyke had his best year when he put up a crazy stretch, was it seven games of 500 yards passing? It was just insane. So he goes to Wisconsin, tears his ACL in that Alabama game. It wasn't going great for him in Wisconsin prior to. Honestly the best he ever looked was that first drive against Alabama. It's a weird spot for him to go to. Does this mean that they're pushing out SMU's starting quarterback? No, apparently not. The plan is for Tyler Van Dyke to essentially help with the offense. They have Dear King over there as a quarterbacks coach and all. Like they, they are building out their staff and they essentially want Tyler Van Dyke to help, help coach while he rehabs that knee injury. Get a medical red shirt. And then the plan is for Tyler Van Dyke, who I think was starting during COVID to play next year as QB1.
Dan LeBatard
Crazy.
Izzy Gutierrez
I love it. Give guys all the eligibility, let them just keep playing. It's professional football. Now let's see these long careers, let's see these 10 year careers.
Mike Ryan
What do you, what do you make of what Quinn yours did? Because Quinn yours, I guarantee you would have made made way more money going back to college. But he decided to go to the pros. And I've talked to people that are in scouting departments in the NFL like it's not a great quarterback class. We'll see how he does but right now they have a mid round grade on the guy. There's no way he commands what he would have in the nil space which is definitely in the neighborhood of $7 million $8 million.
Izzy Gutierrez
Do you think he stays the quarterback there next year if he stayed at Texas?
Mike Ryan
No, he definitely wasn't going to play again at Texas. Definitely wasn't going to play again in Texas. And let me tell you a little something about this whole transfer portal thing. And then the tampering.
Dan LeBatard
Happen to know. Happen to know.
Mike Ryan
Let me tell you something. Every agent in America that represents a college athlete worth a damn has reached out to every school in the nation. This notion like Wisconsin tampering, like you have no idea the names that are reaching out to schools all across the nations that never actually enter the transfer portal that just raise their own value in between. So there is reverse tampering. If there is anything like that. There is no way Quinn, yours was going to say at Texas because he had Arch Manning behind him. Quinn Uris representation definitely knew that. That's how you get the reports out there of what his market value is and what schools are willing to pay when he's not in the portal. How do we know this? Because the whole thing is shady because of the construct.
Dan LeBatard
What was leaked is that he would get $6 million or that he had a $6 million offer to not go to the NFL. You're going to now start. Well, you already have college programs that will compete with the NFL to keep their players from going to the NFL.
Andrew Hawkins
East Carolina University's punter Luke Larson is officially entering the transfer portal following his fourth and now final year with the Pirates. At 32 years of age, Larson is officially the oldest player in both the transfer portal and college football.
Izzy Gutierrez
I would tell college players the same thing I tell all my nieces and nephews. Stay in college as long as you can. The real world is not the business, man. It's a great place. College is awesome. Awesome.
Dan LeBatard
How much would you pay to go back to college as to know what you know now and to just go. Go back and get another year of college.
Mike Ryan
Like you're putting out all that great Toledo tape and an SEC school. SEC school comes.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think he's thinking about football though. I think I'm just talking about life.
Izzy Gutierrez
I think in totality. I think it's all. It's all. And I. I'd maximize it all. I would put some up, bread up. I would put a lot of money up to go back and do it again.
Mike Ryan
Toledo Rocket hurt you. It didn't hurt you at the like getting looks at the next level. If you were the same size, the same, the quickest man on the planet. But you were doing so at Tennessee. It would have gone better for you. Right?
Izzy Gutierrez
What hurt me were. Was my coaches sucked. They kind of sucked. And I wasn't, like, being showcased or anything like that. But it weirdly helped me because when it was time to get to the NFL, there was no history on me. So there was no, like, oh, you know, you had these injuries and this, this, and this. You didn't do this versus this game. Nobody scouted me, so it was a blank slate, which helped me actually get my opportunity, weirdly. That's very weird. Right? But that is the truth.
Dan LeBatard
Let me ask you this. Did you know your coaches sucked while they were sucking, or did you have to get good coaching later to realize your coaches sucked?
Izzy Gutierrez
That's. I don't want to be harsh, but.
Dan LeBatard
Yes, you already start where it's the truth.
Mike Ryan
How about Mike Pett.
Izzy Gutierrez
I'm sorry. Said that. He said sucked. You know, it was very much like, I did everything I was supposed to do. I tried. I worked my butt off, and I. You know, you feel crazy. This is why I'm so, like, you feel crazy when you go through something and you have a confidence about yourself and you. You work at it and you feel like, man, I feel like I'm good, but everything around me says otherwise. So then when life happens and you were the one who was effing right then. Yeah, I don't give those people a pass because I felt like a lunatic at that time that I could play in the NFL and they told me I was a lunatic, and people told me I was crazy. And then I'm here, and it's like, oh, you persevered. It's like, kiss my ass. All right? Because those were hard years. So, no, I don't give those guys a pass because I knew what it was then, and I felt like they knew, too. But yet I had to go the track that I had.
Mike Ryan
What about Petton?
Izzy Gutierrez
I like Petton. Petton was a good dude.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah, I like that.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, he could be a good dude. But were there ever times that you were in the huddle, like, I don't know about coach?
Izzy Gutierrez
There was no. He was a defensive coach, and, like, he was, like, more focused there. We had Kyle Shannon.
Mike Ryan
You had Kyle and Mike mc, who.
Izzy Gutierrez
Was like, yeah, we're. We're running the offense. And Petton was like, all right, cool. Like, there's that viral clip of him, like, suggesting an offensive play one time, and Kyle looks at him like, why are you talking to me? That was Kind of what it was with Pen. Penton was a great guy, great coach. More on the defense than the offensive side. I enjoyed petting. You know, we did. We weren't very successful. We worked for, like, 10 games. We went seven and four, which was significant in Cleveland.
Mike Ryan
And then you put in Johnny.
Izzy Gutierrez
Then we put in Johnny and, you know, we made a documentary. We made a 30 for 30 guys.
Mike Ryan
It's crazy that Johnny played with Mike Evans.
Dan LeBatard
Put it on the poll, please. At LeBatard show. Does it surprise you at all that Andrew Hawkins is stubborn about his arrogance? Why don't you people realize that I'm great and belong in the NFL? Clearly, there's something wrong with all of you.
Izzy Gutierrez
171. What are we missing here? Are you blind?
Mike Ryan
You didn't watch me. Renfro at Clemson and been like, I could have killed that role. I would have killed that role. If Clemson gave me a look, I would have just. You would? I know I'm not white like Renfro, so I maybe wouldn't have had, like, the whole fan base behind me, but I would have just destroyed that role.
Izzy Gutierrez
Renfro. Renfro's a beast, bro.
Mike Ryan
He was great in.
Izzy Gutierrez
God, I disrespect Renfro.
Mike Ryan
I'm not disrespecting him. I'm just saying you're better.
Izzy Gutierrez
Okay, I'm not gonna argue anybody who says I'm better, but Renfro is Renfro. Boom. I like him, Bo.
Dan LeBatard
Boring.
Izzy Gutierrez
Wes Welker, boring.
Mike Ryan
Those guys aren't. Those guys aren't boring. Special place in the NFL for all those guys.
Dan LeBatard
Steve Largent.
Mike Ryan
We all love those guys. No, Steve Largent was on the end.
Andrew Hawkins
Didn't they name a route after Wes Welker?
Dan LeBatard
Eric Decker.
Izzy Gutierrez
Welker's film is who I watch the most. Getting to the NFL.
Dan LeBatard
I thought I said Decker.
Izzy Gutierrez
Welker is actually, to me, even more underrated than what people say. Like, they talk about Welker. I don't think people actually understand how incredible he was from a, like, technique, perspective and all things. Why he's a great coach. I used to study his film religiously. Like, every catch, every route, I would have them. My brother would get it from the Patriots, they would send it to me, and I'm in Canada, and I'm breaking down literally every. I stole so much from Welker.
Andrew Hawkins
What is there to steal? Isn't it just quickness? You're either quick or not. Like, you have to learn the footwork. Yes, but if you're not that quick.
Izzy Gutierrez
No, I mean, the quickness. You're. Whatever your ability is, is your ability. Right? But it's not just like. It's not like you, you. You get talent out of a Cracker Jack box, and because you have this talent, you get to be there. Wes Walker was extremely quick, but it's in the technique of what he does when he changes direction. It me, it's understanding defensive rules, defensive back rules and everything, and changing what you do in your route to deceive. So one thing that Welker would do, he was great with, we called it his. His eyes and his head. And that when he's going right, the timing of when he turned his head left because he knew, is if the receiver sees me turn my head a certain way or my eyes a certain way within a route, they're going to change their hips and then at this point, I'll be able to cut. I stole it all. Like, I would like make notes and literally every little piece of it. I don't think I would have made the NFL had I not had access to Wes Welker tape.
Andrew Hawkins
One of so boring, that guy.
Dan LeBatard
My favorite stats that would illustrate to you why it is the AFC east was what it was when the Patriots, Patriots and Dolphins were both in it. Wes Welker, 50 career touchdowns, one of them for the Dolphins.
Izzy Gutierrez
Nice.
Dan LeBatard
One of them.
Andrew Hawkins
I love that stuff.
Dan LeBatard
One of them for the Dolphins. And here's his experience with his neighbors when he was a Dolphin.
Izzy Gutierrez
I just moved into a house and one of my neighbors said, you play for the Dolphins?
Dan LeBatard
I was like, yeah, yeah.
Izzy Gutierrez
He told me no one was born 12 last year.
Dan LeBatard
He and I think it was Zach Thomas one time got confused outside of a restaurant with a valet and somebody just handed Zach Thomas his car keys. What do you mean that happens?
Izzy Gutierrez
That happens routinely to me.
Dan LeBatard
You get handed car keys at a valet?
Izzy Gutierrez
Yes, I get handed car keys at a valet. I get. Get. You know, hey, will you put this. Do you guys have this in a size 6?
Andrew Hawkins
Is it because of how you dress.
Izzy Gutierrez
While I was in the NFL?
Andrew Hawkins
Wow.
Izzy Gutierrez
This is. Hey, you can't enter through here. Really? Cuz I'm the starting wide receiver. Maybe, maybe you should call somebody routinely.
Dan LeBatard
What's the most embarrassing one you have there or what's the most memorable one you have routinely confused with the valet? Someone just hands you a set of.
Izzy Gutierrez
Car keys because you're in settings where it's like, oh, oh, the so and so players are here. Right? And so anybody who's not 6, 6, 275 pounds, incredibly jacked. They must be here working because this is the entrance where only players can come in. And so the five, seven, guy with a sweater pulling up in a 2006 Chevy Impala. They're just not going to assume that. Ah, here goes. That superstar wide out that we.
Andrew Hawkins
But why did they think you were a valet person? Were you just hanging around the keys at an event and they would throw them at you?
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah. Cause I'm standing in the front. I'm standing in the front.
Mike Ryan
I don't like how that makes me feel.
Izzy Gutierrez
Hey, man, it's life, bro. Don't apologize.
Mike Ryan
Sorry. I feel like I should apologize.
Izzy Gutierrez
I don't apologize, man. This is how it works, man. This is. It's okay. I put it more to the fact that I am a very relatable size.
Andrew Hawkins
It's a car stealing opportunity, is it not?
Izzy Gutierrez
Of course. I'm not saying I didn't think about it, Izzy. I'm just saying this is what happens.
Andrew Hawkins
I just feel bad just making on.
Mike Ryan
Stage because of the racism.
Izzy Gutierrez
Because of the racism and all.
Mike Ryan
Hawk, man. Couple of D1 athletes.
Izzy Gutierrez
Hey, you and me. Where the hell did you just come from?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, it's an excellent question.
Mike Ryan
I wanted to the shower conversation you guys were having earlier. The most alone I've ever felt is my first day as a college football player in that locker room when I realized people just didn't go home and shower and we all had to kind of shower there. Also, Mike Florio. Keep my head coach's name out your mouth. You're embarrassing yourself. Right? Right now. Taking him to every job.
Dan LeBatard
All right, get out of here. I don't know why it is you're always around. Les Taylor is a life adage we should all live by. We were talking about coaches that suck. So let's go to one that is viewed as the best there's ever been in college football. He did a really good revealing interview with the pivot. Ryan Clark is doing a lot of good work. And he's also fighting with everybody, which I enjoy.
Mike Ryan
Lapel getting bigger.
Dan LeBatard
Ryan Clark has evidently stepped publicly to Marcellus Wy, which seems unwise, but Ryan Clark doesn't mind fighting with people.
Izzy Gutierrez
Saban, former Toledo HEAD COACH by the.
Dan LeBatard
Way, I was surprised to hear Saban say this was his greatest regret. They asked him about a coaching regret. See if this one surprises you guys at all. When I left lsu, that was probably professionally the biggest mistake that I ever made. Not because we didn't have success in Miami, because I enjoyed coaching in Miami, but I found out in that experience.
Izzy Gutierrez
That I like coaching in college better.
Dan LeBatard
Because you could develop players personally, academically, athletically, and all that a little more than in pro ball.
Izzy Gutierrez
Even though I love the status of.
Dan LeBatard
Coaching in pro football and the kind of guys you coached and you're coaching in the best league against the best players. I loved all that. So then I can't go back to lsu, go to Alabama and no disrespect to Alabama, it's not Alabama versus lsu.
Izzy Gutierrez
It's just Jimmy Sexton stood on the.
Dan LeBatard
Balcony when, when I was getting ready to leave lsu, make a decision about whether I went to Miami or stated lsu. And he said, what do you want your legacy to be as a coach? Do you want to be Vince Lombardi or do you want to be Bear Bryant? And without hesitation I said, Bear Bryant. And he said, what are you doing going to Miami? Then it's an interesting lack of self awareness that Jimmy Johnson knew himself well enough that he's like, I will leave college. I don't want to leave Miami. It's my ego. It's. I need to test my ego against the best. And the reason I bring this up is because. Because we were talking yesterday about something that I found fairly shocking, which is Dan Hurley's arguing with a referee. UConn's basketball coach, back to back champion, clearly great. And he says, don't turn your back to me. I'm the best coach in the bleeping game. If that's the ego of Hurley, what do you think the ego of Pat Riley is? What do you think the ego of Nick Saban is? If that exists inside of of Dan Hurley and gets spit out loud. Can you explain to me these authority figures, the size of their egos after they have had success and where and why they have to test that ego against the best.
Izzy Gutierrez
Because it's the only way to push yourself. You have to have a healthy amount of ego and you can. Everyone has their own opinion on what a healthy amount of ego is. When I saw Coach Hurley's thing, it didn't strike me at all. I loved it.
Dan LeBatard
That he said it out loud. Didn't surprise you?
Izzy Gutierrez
It did. It does not surprise me that when you're in the heat of battle, that is your mindset about yourself. I know this, the answers more than anybody else. Nobody does this thing better than me.
Dan LeBatard
I'm not surprised that that's the mindset. I'm surprised that his rage made him speak it.
Izzy Gutierrez
He's in that. He's locked in. It's like an actor who is method acting like I am in this character. This is who I am right now. So the fact that that is how he's approached every interaction at that stage does not surprise me. Whenever you're a character in a movie, it's okay. This is who this person is. And when I am locked in, this is how I react. So you've heard of actors who now treat people on the set like the character would they respond to everything whether the camera's on or off. That's how I looked at Hurley. Is that. Yeah. I want this ref to talk to me. And in this character that I'm in. In competition and being fierce. Don't you ever look away from me. I'm the best.
Mike Ryan
Big Breaking NFL news. Adam Schefter is replaced that the Raiders and Pete Carroll are aiming to work on an agreement to make him their new head coach.
Izzy Gutierrez
Wow. That's what you give to all the woos that you gave earlier about Larry Bird. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I like it.
Mike Ryan
It's not a real song.
Dan LeBatard
I believe that Pete Carroll, the bigger news there and Tom Brady returning to be his quarterback player. No, I'm just, just speculating.
Mike Ryan
Why is there excited.
Izzy Gutierrez
Why is there no excitement for Pete Carroll being.
Mike Ryan
No, this is shocking. The. He's the oldest head coach in the league. Tom Brady was controlling this job search, as Diana Rossini told us. And he's. He's hired a coach that he beat in a Super bowl, which is interesting.
Dan LeBatard
The Raiders haven't won a playoff game in 22 years.
Mike Ryan
Why doesn't anybody talk like, we play that Saban clip? And they said. He said Jimmy Sexton asked him, do you want to be Vince Lombardi or do you want to be Bear Bryant? At that point, like, you know, Pete Carroll was dominating in usa. Why doesn't. Why isn't Pete Carroll like one of these great comps? Because he did it in the college game and he did it in the pro game.
Izzy Gutierrez
That's a good question. I think Pete Carroll. I don't know why Pete Carroll doesn't quite get that level of respect.
Dan LeBatard
Well, he lost a Super bowl single handedly.
Izzy Gutierrez
It was a bad loss.
Mike Ryan
He blew out Page. Blew him out.
Izzy Gutierrez
Blew him out and lost.
Dan LeBatard
But he, but he is single handedly responsible for losing a Super Bowl. Like when do you have those with a coaching decision that's that obvious. The game ends. Tom Brady's on the sideline. And Tom Brady has nothing to do with why it is the championships being won. Like when, how often do you have a coaching decision at the end of a game that's just like, yep. I'll remember forever that that coach made that decision.
Izzy Gutierrez
Are you saying that that's why he's not looked at that way or you're saying that that's a indicator that he's not not at the level?
Dan LeBatard
I am not tarnishing his legacy. I'm saying if I say word association, Pete Carroll, I don't know that people are going to one championships instead of lost championships.
Andrew Hawkins
I don't think so. I think more people, I mean me personally, I think, yes, obviously you should have run the ball. I don't think that, you know, diminishes everything that he did. It's also was a great play. It was a great play by Malcolm Butler.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah, D2 guy. I love that Pete Carroll, what he's done with usc. Obviously, like we don't talk about it as probably much as we should, but also Seattle even the decision to even have Russell Wilson as your quarterback was a tough decision to make.
Dan LeBatard
How old is he Is Pete Carroll?
Izzy Gutierrez
Flynn had just got there with all the money they gave him. How old?
Andrew Hawkins
He was already the oldest coach when he was coaching. Right. He's got to be in his late 70s.
Izzy Gutierrez
I would guess 73.
Dan LeBatard
I'm going to guess slightly older than that.
Mike Ryan
Hawkins is right on the money.
Dan LeBatard
Look at Hawkins. Right on the money.
Izzy Gutierrez
I may not know Poor's Baby, but I know it's Folks, the playoff season.
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Izzy Gutierrez
Yes, Mike?
Mike Ryan
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Mike Ryan
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: The Big Suey: Stories From An NFL Shower
Release Date: January 24, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into a variety of engaging topics centered around sports, particularly focusing on unique behind-the-scenes aspects of the NFL. The discussion ranges from locker room etiquette to the undervalued role of offensive linemen, peppered with personal anecdotes and insightful debates.
Timestamp: [02:55] - [19:21]
The episode kicks off with a heated debate about the hygiene practices in NFL locker rooms, specifically addressing the protocol around naked showers and shared spaces.
Izzy Gutierrez raises concerns about players entering cold plunges and hot tubs naked, labeling it a "fineable offense" and questioning the germ transmission in such environments. He states, "If a guy got in the cold tub, in the hot tub, naked, they would be banned by the rest of the players" ([03:07]).
Andrew Hawkins shares a personal experience of being reprimanded for not showering between sauna and whirlpool use, arguing that proper hygiene was maintained beforehand. He remarks, "Everyone was in the sauna and still could see me... I showered before" ([03:55]).
The conversation intensifies as Izzy emphasizes the impracticality of shared showers in large locker rooms, especially for visiting teams, highlighting issues like limited showerheads and lack of privacy. He comments, "These are billion-dollar organizations. We should not be showering like it's 1920 in the military" ([05:07]).
Dan Le Batard adds a humorous twist by visualizing high-profile players like Dion Dawkins and Josh Allen sharing a single showerhead, illustrating the absurdity of the situation ([08:54]).
This segment underscores the challenges of maintaining hygiene and privacy in professional sports settings, advocating for better facilities and respect among players.
Timestamp: [11:10] - [16:45]
Transitioning from locker room logistics, the hosts shift focus to the lack of recognition for offensive linemen in the NFL.
Izzy Gutierrez passionately argues for the creation of an "Offensive Lineman of the Year" award, stating, "There's not a protector of the year award. I'm knocking at so many doors now to get this award going" ([13:52]).
Dan Le Batard introduces Dion Dawkins, an offensive lineman, highlighting his unique personality and desire for recognition. He notes Dawkins' unconventional behavior, such as walking into games shirtless, as a means to draw attention to the importance of his role ([12:44]).
Izzy draws an interesting analogy by comparing Nikola Jokic of the NBA to offensive linemen, emphasizing Jokic’s humble yet essential presence: "The way Jokic goes about his business life is like kind of the O line... the protectors" ([14:51]).
Andrew Hawkins concurs, reflecting on the longstanding oversight in awards, and Izzy adds, "Everything else can be, even in college. Do they have that at the Home Depot Awards? Do they have. I think they have Outland." ([15:30]).
This segment highlights the often underappreciated role of offensive linemen and the need for greater recognition within the league.
Timestamp: [33:00] - [35:19]
The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Izzy Gutierrez shares his admiration for former NFL player Wes Welker, delving into the technical aspects that made Welker an exceptional wide receiver.
Izzy elaborates on Welker's technique, emphasizing his quickness and deceptive route-running: "Wes Welker was extremely quick, but it's in the technique of what he does when he changes direction" ([33:18]).
He further explains how studying Welker's film influenced his own playing style, stating, "I would make notes and literally every little piece of it. I don't think I would have made the NFL had I not had access to Wes Welker tape" ([33:14]).
Andrew Hawkins questions the practicality of "stealing" techniques, to which Izzy clarifies, "It's not just about quickness... it's the technique and understanding of defensive rules" ([33:52]).
This segment provides valuable insights into the technicalities of football and the impact of mentorship and self-study on a player's development.
Timestamp: [27:03] - [30:39]
The hosts discuss the evolving landscape of college football, focusing on the experiences of players entering the transfer portal.
Izzy Gutierrez shares his perspective on the benefits of maximizing one's college experience, advising players to "stay in college as long as you can... College is awesome" ([29:20]).
Mike Ryan scrutinizes the transfer decisions of specific players like Tyler Van Dyke and Quinn Yours, highlighting the strategic moves and potential impacts on their careers: "Quinn Your's representation definitely knew that... The whole thing is shady because of the construct" ([27:56]).
Dan Le Batard questions the timing and motivations behind transfers, adding layers to the discussion about player agency and organizational strategies ([28:54]).
This discussion sheds light on the complexities athletes face within the collegiate system, emphasizing the importance of informed decision-making and the influence of external factors like agent negotiations.
Timestamp: [38:04] - [41:42]
A reflective segment where legendary coach Nick Saban shares his greatest professional regret, sparking a broader conversation about leadership and ego in coaching.
Dan Le Batard introduces Nick Saban's regret: "When I left LSU, that was probably professionally the biggest mistake that I ever made" ([38:14]).
Izzy Gutierrez agrees, adding that Saban prefers the developmental aspects of college coaching over the high-pressure environment of the NFL: "I like coaching in college better" ([38:42]).
The conversation pivots to Dan Hurley's confrontational interaction with a referee, leading to discussions about the role of ego in high-stakes environments: "If that exists inside of Dan Hurley and gets spit out loud, can you explain to me these authority figures, the size of their egos" ([39:09]).
Izzy defends Hurley's behavior as part of being "locked in" during competitive moments, comparing it to an actor embodying a character: "He's locked in. It's like an actor who is method acting" ([40:47]).
This segment explores the balance between confidence and humility in leadership roles, illustrating how personal regrets and behavioral traits shape coaching careers.
Timestamp: [41:42] - [44:27]
The hosts delve into recent NFL developments, speculating on coaching moves and their implications for the league.
Mike Ryan announces potential changes in the Raiders' coaching staff, mentioning that Adam Schefter might be replaced and that Pete Carroll is aiming for the head coach position: "Adam Schefter is replaced that the Raiders and Pete Carroll are aiming to work on an agreement to make him their new head coach" ([41:42]).
The discussion turns to Pete Carroll, with Dan expressing skepticism about Carroll’s legacy and coaching decisions, such as losing a Super Bowl single-handedly: "He lost a Super Bowl single-handedly... when do you have those with a coaching decision that's just like, yep. I'll remember forever that that coach made that decision" ([43:30]).
Andrew Hawkins provides a counterpoint, acknowledging the complexities of coaching decisions and the contributions of players like Malcolm Butler: "It's as if I started watching Patrick Mahomes this year... he has a mid-round grade on the guy" ([43:57]).
Izzy Gutierrez praises Pete Carroll’s contributions to college football and his strategic decisions in the NFL, despite criticisms: "I think Pete Carroll... what he's done with USC... Seattle even the decision to have Russell Wilson as your quarterback was a tough decision to make" ([43:57]).
This segment highlights the ongoing debates about coaching effectiveness, legacy management, and the intricate dynamics that influence team performance and leadership roles in the NFL.
Throughout this episode, Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts provide a multifaceted exploration of NFL culture, shedding light on often overlooked aspects such as locker room etiquette and the critical yet unheralded role of offensive linemen. Their candid discussions, enriched with personal experiences and expert insights, offer listeners a deeper understanding of the complexities within professional sports environments. From advocating for greater recognition of foundational players to dissecting coaching dynamics and recent NFL news, the episode encapsulates the essence of what makes The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz a compelling listen for sports enthusiasts.
Notable Quotes:
"If a guy got in the cold tub, in the hot tub, naked, they would be banned by the rest of the players." — Izzy Gutierrez ([03:07])
"There's not a protector of the year award. I'm knocking at so many doors now to get this award going." — Izzy Gutierrez ([13:52])
"I'm knocking at so many doors now to get this award going, and I'm gonna head spirit and make sure that this gets done before I'm done playing." — Izzy Gutierrez ([15:15])
"Wes Welker was extremely quick, but it's in the technique of what he does when he changes direction." — Izzy Gutierrez ([33:18])
"When I left LSU, that was probably professionally the biggest mistake that I ever made." — Nick Saban as cited by Dan Le Batard ([38:14])
"He's locked in. It's like an actor who is method acting." — Izzy Gutierrez ([40:47])
"Pete Carroll, the bigger news there and Tom Brady returning to be his quarterback player. No, I'm just speculating." — Dan Le Batard ([42:15])
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