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Dan Le Batard
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Greg Cody
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Jeremy Stugats
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Dan Le Batard
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Greg Cody
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Jeremy Stugats
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Dan Le Batard
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Jeremy Stugats
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Dan Le Batard
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Jeremy Stugats
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Dan Le Batard
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Greg Cody
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Jeremy Stugats
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Dan Le Batard
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Dave Feineman
Why are you listening to this show,
Jeremy Stugats
the podcast that seems very similar to
Dave Feineman
the other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry, I'm not gonna ap.
Dan Le Batard
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Dave Feineman
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
Jonathan Zaslow
I've done it.
Jeremy Stugats
And now here's the marching man to
Dave Feineman
nowhere fat face and the habitual liar.
Tony
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Jeremy Stugats
Nice. You see, you said that with a lot of force. I feel like that was a really good read. Greg, you're on fire so far tonight.
Dan Le Batard
Appreciate that.
Tony
Thanks. Ass.
Jeremy Stugats
Why is there a. Why is there a poll behind Tony? From the start of our show today,
Dave Feineman
juju has the polls. We usually do that at the end of the show.
Jeremy Stugats
No, no, no, he's. It's that like an actual pole.
Jonathan Zaslow
More of like a staff.
Dan Le Batard
I'm glad it's time to start holding people's feet to the fire here around this show. You know, like, everybody loves to talk about what they will and won't touch with a figurative 10 foot pole. Tony's back there talking about this, that other everybody. That's what the show's about. But you know what? We go the extra mile. It's not a figurative 10 foot poll. We have a literal 10 foot pole. What will you touch with it or refuse to touch?
Greg Cody
Tony's nine foot feet tall, I guess.
Jeremy Stugats
All right, all right. So how do we. How do we get this started then? What?
Dan Le Batard
Well, let's. Let's do some basketball. Actually. Should. We should we hand that thing to a mean. Let's see how it's done. Give that one to a mean.
Greg Cody
Give it to a mean.
Dan Le Batard
He's the basketball guy, right?
Jeremy Stugats
So he's holding the ten foot pole here. Holding a.
Greg Cody
The cameras and the lighting.
Jeremy Stugats
All right, there you go.
Dan Le Batard
All right, all right, listen. People were very excited. They were very upset in Dallas a year ago when Luca went from the Mavs to the Lakers. And people, boundless optimism in Los Angeles when Luka arrived. Titles, multiple titles. Not one, not two. Luca, now there's some discord. People are unhappy with him. Amin, Luca will finish his time with the Lakers without winning a single ring. Will you touch that with the literal 10 foot pole? Where's the image? We need an image of. We need the image of. Of old Luka.
Jonathan Zaslow
There.
Greg Cody
I will stab it.
Dave Feineman
Stab it with a ten foot pole. Because here's the deal as I gingerly put this thing down. All right, number one, winning championships is hard. We see it every year. People get hurt, people get suspended. People lose. The motivation to play hard, apparently coaches mess up. So just the act of winning a championship is never a given in the NBA. Number two, Luka Doncic has not historically been a durable guy. No, I'm not doing a let's support Nico Harrison's BS trade thing, but there was a kernel of truth in like, how do we know this guy is going to stay durable? Number three, he plays in the Western Conference. And as we see every day, the Western Conference is cutthroat. You could be a championship caliber team and never even get a chance.
Greg Cody
Why?
Dave Feineman
Because the Western Conference. And number four, the biggest thing about the current CBA is nothing is permanent. Guys are getting traded left and right to say, oh, he'll finish his Laker career with a championship. How long is his Laker career even going to be? He might be gone in a couple of years.
Dan Le Batard
Paul Hamels interrupted to get that one in there.
Jeremy Stugats
So Amin would touch that with a ten foot pole. So as a result, he's got the pole.
Dave Feineman
I'm stabbing it with the ten foot pole.
Greg Cody
That's.
Dave Feineman
There's no fear in my heart when it comes to this.
Dan Le Batard
I have another one. Then hand this one off to Tony. Let's see how he feels about that. It came up yesterday when Greg Cody came in here and said that he had just finished off an egg and sausage. Egg and ham. Is that what you said?
Tony
I think it was egg and ham.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, Egg and ham croissant. Which was a weird way to articulate what he had just eaten because Generally people go meat and then the egg is the afterthought.
Tony
Like ham and egg.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, right, but you like ham and egger. But now what, what, what really caught my ear was that you mentioned ham, which is in my book the best of all breakfast meats. Underrated though it may be a bone in ham. Yeah, that's, that's a good way to go.
Jeremy Stugats
Bone in ham.
Dan Le Batard
Bone in ham with. Yeah, with some over easy eggs.
Jonathan Zaslow
Like a honey glaze ham.
Dan Le Batard
Some. No, no, like the kind you get at Christmas time and then you put it in the fridge at night and then when you wake up, your first deed is to shave off some nice pieces then drop them in.
Jonathan Zaslow
That's a honey baked ham.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, honey baked ham then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than bacon.
Jonathan Zaslow
Greg, you were there, right?
Jeremy Stugats
Honey baked, you know, raising your voice.
Jonathan Zaslow
But now you're like the one that cracker barrel.
Dan Le Batard
Can we get, yes, can we get, can we get a picture of a pig up here right now? Okay, here we have a pig.
Jeremy Stugats
Oh, look at Tony. He's going to taste so good.
Dan Le Batard
If you can only consume the flesh of one beast to the exclusion of all others for the rest of your life, the correct beast to choose is swine. Will you touch that with a ten foot pole?
Jonathan Zaslow
I would, I would again stab it with a 10 foot pole like I'm harpooning a whale. I would go like this.
Dave Feineman
Boom.
Jonathan Zaslow
Where's, where's the camera?
Dan Le Batard
Right, so you're going swine.
Jeremy Stugats
So pig would be the.
Jonathan Zaslow
No, I'm going, I'm going a different one also.
Jeremy Stugats
You would not touch him.
Greg Cody
No, he'll touch the conversation.
Dan Le Batard
I don't think he knows. He's willing to.
Greg Cody
No, he's willing to talk about.
Jonathan Zaslow
Thank you, Jeremy. Thank you.
Greg Cody
He's touching the conversation with a 10 foot pole. He doesn't have to agree with your take, correct?
Dan Le Batard
No, no, no, but he's not. But, but, but the point is that that swine is the best of all meats.
Jonathan Zaslow
It is not.
Greg Cody
You wouldn't deliver his side of it.
Jonathan Zaslow
I would not. It is the cow.
Dan Le Batard
Make your case.
Jonathan Zaslow
The cow has so many different things. I can cook steaks, I can get ribs, I can do burgers, I can do whatever.
Dan Le Batard
You can get beef ribs, but you can really do. Okay. I mean, if you really zero in there, you want beef ribs. Have you ever had a good beef? Yeah, of course I've, I had good.
Jonathan Zaslow
So then what do you. What are you talking about?
Dan Le Batard
I come out like a taste like I know what I know A poor. I know a pork rib is. The pork rib is tiny rib.
Jonathan Zaslow
The beef rib is like this big. It comes out like the pole.
Dave Feineman
Like the flip stones.
Jonathan Zaslow
Exactly.
Greg Cody
Right.
Jonathan Zaslow
Like a dinosaur rib. That's what I like. With a bark on top. I know you've had those.
Dave Feineman
I love that bark.
Jonathan Zaslow
The bark is great. You have that. You have steaks of all kinds.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, you can do steaks of all kinds. Like two or three New York strips.
Dave Feineman
Filet mignon, ribeye.
Jonathan Zaslow
Do you even know about churro?
Jeremy Stugats
You know about chiraco?
Dan Le Batard
I don't know about Chiraco. I do know about burgers and I'll miss them. I'll miss them something awful. But then again, you need a pork loin. I'm going to wrap myself up in a. And pork chop.
Tony
Yeah, Bacon and baby basket.
Dave Feineman
Beef. Bacon is better.
Jonathan Zaslow
Pork belly.
Dan Le Batard
Manute pole.
Dave Feineman
Beef bacon is the superior bacon.
Dan Le Batard
Short ends. Short ends. Can I tell you short ends, Roy? You can get burnt ends.
Jonathan Zaslow
You can get burnt ends on the cow. Yeah, but that's off the brisket, though. That's beef.
Dave Feineman
That's beef, buddy.
Jonathan Zaslow
Baby, guess what's for dinner?
Jeremy Stugats
Okay, I would go cow as well, but can I tell you, ham is great.
Jonathan Zaslow
How can you eat ham?
Jeremy Stugats
Well, okay, so I love ham.
Dan Le Batard
Jews eat. I think that's an antiquated notion.
Greg Cody
Misnomer.
Jeremy Stugats
Jewish people.
Dan Le Batard
I don't know anybody. I don't know very many Jewish people outside of Orthodox Jews. Look to your right who don't eat ham.
Jeremy Stugats
Okay?
Dan Le Batard
Haven't their whole lives.
Jeremy Stugats
So I love ham. All right? Don't get me wrong. I did not try ham. I never tasted ham for the first time until I was 16 years old.
Tony
What the hell?
Dan Le Batard
That seems impossible.
Jeremy Stugats
I'm growing up. People are having ham and cheese sandwiches. You know, whatever else you're doing with your.
Jonathan Zaslow
And hold on. You're sitting there like, I wish I could have some.
Jeremy Stugats
I just. It never occurred to me even to have it. I just know this is not something that we have ever had in my house. Just like growing up. I never had soda in my house. Okay, that's.
Jonathan Zaslow
That's not true.
Jeremy Stugats
This is something that we never had in my house. Ham. And I know that we didn't have it in my house because we're Jewish and it's just a thing that we don't eat. And I had never, ever tried it before. Never even thought about it, to be honest. All right? And then at 16 years old, my parents got divorced, and I'm.
Dave Feineman
All right, Then you get your rebellious phase started.
Jeremy Stugats
And my father moved out, and he got his own place. And I was at his place one time, and he's making a sandwich, and he pulls ham, deli meat, ham out of the fridge. And I'm like, what do you got there, man? And he said, this is ham. Ham. Like, I'd never been in a house where there's ham. Ham. Not that I was offended. As a Jewish person, I was offended because I never had it before. And I go, I want to try that ham. And he gave me a piece. And this is delicious. And so now, for the rest of my life, I love ham. So good.
Dave Feineman
Let me say. Let me say right now. Let me say right now, as someone who does not eat pork. Every time I've accidentally had pork. Disgusting, really. I've had pork chops on accident. I've had
Dan Le Batard
pork chop.
Jeremy Stugats
Did you slip and fall and a pork chop went in your mouth?
Dave Feineman
I. I was somewhere. I was somewhere where they were serving, and I took, like, one bite out of it.
Jeremy Stugats
Because you're curious.
Dave Feineman
No, no. Like, they were. It was one of those, like, you're that blinded.
Jonathan Zaslow
No, he must have been dry.
Dave Feineman
It's a preset. Like, hey, this is the. And this is the. The main course. And they brought it out. I'm like, okay. And I thought it was. I thought it was beef. And I took a bottle. Oh, this is disgusting. What's that? I was like, oh, it's pork chops. I'm like, oh, that's gross. Bacon. I've had bacon. I was like, oh, this is gross, right? I didn't know bacon was in it. I took a bite in the burger. Oh, what is that? And I was like, oh, it's bacon. But you give me some beef bacon. Oh, my God.
Dan Le Batard
Beef bacon.
Dave Feineman
Beef bacon is amazing.
Dan Le Batard
Never. I like turkey bacon.
Dave Feineman
I used to like turkey bacon until flat, until I had beef bacon. Holy hell, I've been living a lie, Josh Hamilton.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, a lot of people would choose swine for their one beast because of bacon. That's how much people often like, you don't know churraco.
Jonathan Zaslow
You don't get it. You've never had a churraco medium rare, with a little chimichurri on top and a little lime squeezed on top.
Dave Feineman
Also, you know why the whole bacon obsession is right? Because Big Bacon put in billions of dollars into marketing to have bacon bacon in milkshakes. Bacon and donuts. This is a real thing. I'm not.
Dan Le Batard
Taste buds were duped. Is that. Is that your claim? Big, big and big pork.
Dave Feineman
You were Programmed by the white pork sellers of America. Yes, the other white meat. Look at you.
Jonathan Zaslow
What else are you being programmed by?
Dan Le Batard
You're being programmed by Dave Damaschek. Well, here's, here's the other thing I believe is that even when it comes to people will try to make a divide of sausage links versus sausage patty. And they'll say, well, the virtue of the patty is when you want a breakfast sandwich. And I say, even then, give me the link. Give me the splayed out link on whatever your delivery bread is. If it's a bagel or an English muffin or just traditional pieces of bread, I'll take the link over the patty.
Jeremy Stugats
Oh, I like the patty.
Dan Le Batard
There's no situation that I ever want the sauce. I'm a link.
Tony
The link has to have a snap to it.
Dan Le Batard
A snap. That's the difference that you get from it, right?
Jeremy Stugats
Okay. So are we touching it with the. The ten foot pole?
Dan Le Batard
Tony did not. Or he said he's touching it.
Greg Cody
Just, just to change your opinion right
Jonathan Zaslow
now, to give you the right opinion,
Dave Feineman
not touching it with a ten foot pole means. You say that like I don't want
Greg Cody
to have this conversation.
Jonathan Zaslow
I'll have the conversation and I'll be right.
Greg Cody
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Jeremy Stugats
Don Levitard. Can I tell you something? I don't know, maybe like a month ago and I decided to watch Pitch clock and I told Jeremy Stugats, this is a good show you're doing. This is the Dan Levatar show with the stuff. All right, who else can play? We got another one, Dave.
Jonathan Zaslow
Who else wants it?
Dan Le Batard
Garrett Pole. Right. Did we do that one yet? Yeah, you're playing the game now.
Greg Cody
You're playing the game.
Dan Le Batard
All right, you know what? If you want to stick with. You know what, let's go back to sports here. There's a lot of buzz around. Compare Connor McDavid is a big choker and then sled. Because our favorite thing. Well, no, actually, this is. I'm going to go football here. And because our favorite sport is pro football, then we have to connect Connor McDavid or whoever's in the news to make it an NFL conversation. And so now it has become Josh Allen and Connor McDavid are comparable because neither guy's ever going to win a title. I think Zaz floated something. Interesting though. Is Patrick Mahomes. Let's give it to. We want Zaslow. Sure. I want to give. Let's give Zaslow the. The literal ten foot pole here. Jay Pole. Here we go. Jonathan Zaslow. Patrick Mahomes is finished winning Lombardi's. Will you touch that with a ten foot pole?
Greg Cody
You'll have this conversation. Zaz is now holding the ten foot pole.
Jeremy Stugats
We did Nick right dirty by showing the Patrick Mahomes, which is always funny. Okay, so pose me the question again. I was very focused on not dropping the pole.
Dan Le Batard
Patrick Mahomes is finished winning Lombardi's as a player.
Greg Cody
At least.
Jeremy Stugats
We had a conversation only a few minutes ago about how difficult it is to win a championship. Patrick Mahomes has already won three of them and he's been to what, a total of five Super Bowls. He's lost two.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Jeremy Stugats
So I. I am touching this with a ten foot pole.
Tony
I'm.
Jeremy Stugats
I'm all over this.
Dan Le Batard
Think about if that actually happens. That is a. That is a bold stance to take that Patrick Mahomes will not win another one. Well, 13 months ago, had he and his teammates beaten the Eagles, we would now talk About Patrick Mahomes as the greatest quarterback of all time.
Greg Cody
He.
Jeremy Stugats
Which would have been ridiculous.
Dan Le Batard
Well, if you win three in a row, there's at least a case to be made. And then it would be the MJ.
Jeremy Stugats
The guy they're comparing him to is 1 7.
Dan Le Batard
I hear you. Like I say, it would be The Jordan and LeBron debate ongoing. And instead I do think that it's plausible, at least if not likely, that Patrick Mahomes has won his last Lombardi.
Jeremy Stugats
Yeah, that's why I'm touching with this poll. Grant.
Tony
I see why you're touching that seven foot, I mean ten foot pole. I think his reputation is sealed and made like he doesn't have to win.
Dan Le Batard
He's going to the hall of Fame. But it would be disappointing at this point. Right?
Tony
It would be disappointing for him, but not for history.
Jeremy Stugats
I don't think it would be disappointing. Yeah, be disappointed for him.
Dave Feineman
Right.
Tony
Because how many and I don't know the answer to this, I suspect the number is five or less. How many quarterbacks have won three or more Super Bowls?
Dan Le Batard
It's five or less.
Jeremy Stugats
Brady Aikman.
Dan Le Batard
Aikman is the outlier in that. Right.
Tony
I think Bradshaw is. No, oh, come on.
Dan Le Batard
Don't, don't, don't do that. Don't do that. I mean I know you want to play that game, but obviously Bradshaw made the mid career pivot from a guy who turned around and handed the ball off. Allegedly DeFranco and Rocky Blier and the defense carried the day and then they install the Mel blunt rule in 1978 and he leads the league in touchdown passes and wins the mvp. Don't, don't, don't, don't give me that jive.
Jeremy Stugats
Cody Napole.
Greg Cody
Kidman.
Tony
You could make an argument that Terry Bradshaw is undeserving of the hall of Fame. You can make that argument. What's his.
Dan Le Batard
I can make a lot of arguments. Doesn't make him right.
Jeremy Stugats
He laughs in your face with that statement.
Tony
Gary Bradshaw and I don't have the stats in front of me.
Jonathan Zaslow
I'll pull up the stats.
Greg Cody
Greg.
Tony
Terry Bradshaw's career completion underwhelming is around 40, 52% or something.
Dan Le Batard
You know who's, you know who else's career completion percentage is around there? Everyone else he played with. It was a different era, it was a different game.
Tony
He was.
Dan Le Batard
If you're trying to measure. No, he was not. If you're trying to measure him against 21st century QBs, everyone's going to lose out. Everyone. Roger Staubach does Not have Brock Purdy stats.
Dave Feineman
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Ryan Tannehill threw for more career yards than Joe Montana. Does that make him better than Montana?
Tony
Nope.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, come on. Listen, you can take circumstantial generational stats and compare them with the 70s. And of course, it's the same reason that Steve Garvey isn't in the hall of Fame and Dave Parker had to wait so long to get in. Because we compare. We try to apply modern standards to things that happened 40 years ago. It's unfair.
Jonathan Zaslow
Paul Feinbaum, Great. To Greg's point, he was right on the money with the completion percentage of 51.9%, 52% for his career. But Dave, and I will ask you this. Obviously it's hard to compare eras because obviously the game is completely different. We could kind of establish a benchmark, a baseline of things that were bad in all eras.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Jonathan Zaslow
Interceptions, turnovers. Bad in all eras. Correct.
Dan Le Batard
Sure.
Jonathan Zaslow
70s, 80s, 90s. Today,
Dan Le Batard
Magic 102.7.
Jonathan Zaslow
Terry had
Dan Le Batard
one.
Jonathan Zaslow
Let me see. I'm counting three.
Jeremy Stugats
Could have done this before.
Tony
No, he had.
Jonathan Zaslow
Because there's a lot of rows and numbers. He had four seasons that he. Of 14 years that he did not throw double digit interceptions.
Dan Le Batard
Also, they do a tournament at the end of every season. And then when they do that tournament, it's a playoffs, they call it. And then they play the super bowl at the end of this thing, you see? And then they give out one trophy. Only one trophy. And I know people are empathetic. They're not society's greatest empath. That's me. But everybody's so empathetic about, like, that's not the end all be all. Except that so long as the sport continues to conduct that tournament and award only one team the trophy, it is going to be the most important thing of the season and who wins it. And in a. And in a league called the quarterback league. And when we all agree that the most difficult position in sports to play is quarterback, and when that guy is paid 20 times more than his teammates are paid, then obviously whether or not you win those games is everything. And so Terry Bradshaw won four of them.
Tony
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
What are you talking about? There's no case to be made. It's a ridiculous case to make that Terry Bradshaw not a Hall of Famer.
Tony
Okay. Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl.
Dan Le Batard
That's not. Okay. That's not remotely comparable.
Tony
Will you give me this? Will you give me. Carrie Bradshaw is the least impressive of the three plus super bowl quarterbacks.
Jonathan Zaslow
No.
Dan Le Batard
Troy Aikman. Troy Aikman What? Troy Aikman is less impressive.
Jeremy Stugats
Did you put on the poll?
Dave Feineman
Who's less impressive, Troy Aikman or Terry Bradshaw? Not Carrie Bradshaw. I almost said Carrie Bradshaw.
Tony
Dave.
Jonathan Zaslow
Terry Bradshaw had more interception seasons of 20 plus than he did single digits.
Tony
Ouch.
Dan Le Batard
For a long, long time, there was only one person who threw a fourth quarter. Go ahead. Touchdown pass in the Super Bowl. Deep shots at that. And Terry Bradshaw did it. Not once, but twice. He did it. What's a crazy stat though, to sort of point to how different the eras are? The first 300 yard passing game of Bradshaw's career, he gets drafted in 1970. First 300 yard passing game of his career. Super Bowl 13 in January of 1979.
Dave Feineman
For the love of God, say Drew Ski.
Jeremy Stugats
So I wanted to mention something that I saw yesterday. I was looking at it on Twitter and literally right after I was watching it, I got a message from Chris where, you know, sending me the exact video that I was watching. And so spring training is going on right now. And, and by the way, I have such a hard time with baseball where, like, baseball has tried to be really progressive. Major League Baseball has tried to be progressive. They're changing rules and they're trying to stick with the times. But I have a very difficult time every year knowing what rules changes are actually taking place. I never know how many teams are in the playoffs in Major League Baseball. How many playoff teams are you letting in this year? Like, I never know. All right. But I guess credit to Major League Baseball for trying to become more progressive. And one of those things is they're installing against the. The abs, the automated balls and strikes challenge system. So my first question here, before I get to the video I was watching that Chris immediately notified me of at the same time I was watching it, was, is this. And I guess Jeremy's the right person to direct this question to, is this a thing? Like, for sure. At the major league level this year they are doing ABS Challenge. Is it challenges?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Jeremy Stugats
And is it unlimited? Like, what is it?
Greg Cody
I believe it starts with two. And so long as you get it
Jeremy Stugats
right, you get both right.
Greg Cody
Continue. I don't think it's if you get both right. I think if you get it right, it like, stays at 2. I can check on that. And, and correct myself.
Jeremy Stugats
But it's at the major league level this year.
Greg Cody
Yeah. And it's for your team. Right. It's not per player. So it is determining circumstance. No different than another challenge in another sport.
Jeremy Stugats
And, and, and the only people who can trigger the challenge is the pitcher, the catcher or the batter.
Greg Cody
Right.
Jeremy Stugats
They got like pat their head or something.
Dan Le Batard
Wait, two total tash for the game.
Greg Cody
It's two total, but as long as you get them right, keep them interesting.
Jeremy Stugats
Okay, so it sounds like we, we got that down. All right.
Greg Cody
And now they're taking away the square though, right? Isn't that. That's the.
Jeremy Stugats
No, no, the square stays, but they're taken away on the television broadcast, marking where the ball landed.
Dan Le Batard
No, okay.
Greg Cody
Not even that. Actually what they're. What they're doing. We're talking this out. Yeah, no, I never know going into
Jeremy Stugats
every year with mlb. I don't know what rule changes are in effect.
Greg Cody
The only difference. Well, so the rules for the last couple of years have been, have been the same. But, but when you look at, at the way it's going to display on the screen, all that, the difference is, is they'll even show you where the ball lands. But it used to be that when a pitch is a strike automatic, it would go green or red or in some cases it would fill up. They're not doing that anymore. And that's a result of. They just don't want.
Jeremy Stugats
Whatever.
Greg Cody
I don't need to be able to. If they're going to challenge.
Jeremy Stugats
Yeah, whatever. That's fine. I could tell. I know what. It's a ball and a strike. So anyway, yesterday there was a game and poor umpire. This, this. Well, I mean it's a job. But yeah, this poor umpire where he kept getting checked for, you know, or challenged for ball and strike calls and like the play happens, the pitch comes in, whoever challenged it and then the umpire like, he sees the challenge and he immediately like steps aside like five spots. And it's almost like he's now on trial. He has to step aside all on his own. He's isolated now he's standing there and
Dan Le Batard
poured on himself to the findings. He's the one who has to say what they want.
Jeremy Stugats
He's on trial. I was wrong for everyone to see if he's gonna be innocent or guilty. And five consecutive challenges. The challenge was successful and he had to announce that he was wrong. I'll tell you, I don't know how this is going to be a positive thing.
Tony
No, they're gonna have to start recruiting people to be umpires because who would want to be an umpire when you're second guess routinely.
Dan Le Batard
I got great news. We have their replacement. It's called the video cameras.
Tony
Well, here's the thing. I like the human error involved in officiating. I think we should live with the human error. But if we're not gonna live with the human error, the occasional human error, make a decision. Either make it all human judgment or make it all electronic. Quit waffling in between with the challenge.
Dan Le Batard
Kind of with you on that.
Greg Cody
I don't know if I totally agree with you because this ABS system works so quickly that you issue the challenge. It happens within seconds. It's kind of like tennis, right? With the line judge. This happens so quickly, and as long as they're right, it continues on. But the way this is ultimately headed, more likely than not, is you have a human back there who is calling balls and strikes, but based off of, like a notification that they're getting if
Dan Le Batard
it's a ball, to be that fool. So you're. Are you. Are you.
Greg Cody
Are you in a union and are you paid?
Dan Le Batard
Your computer.
Greg Cody
I want to do it.
Dan Le Batard
Your computer gods are telling you that was a strike. Strike, guys. But we have to do something because
Greg Cody
it is the dumbest thing in all of sports that the last couple of seasons, I'm at my house on my couch, and I see that it's a
Dan Le Batard
ball or a strike, and this umpire in the game that matters is just getting it wrong. It is.
Jeremy Stugats
We.
Dan Le Batard
We can't have this technology and not use it. Like, I'm all for not making them all robots, but just the balls and
Greg Cody
strike thing, you either have to do this change or take away that box from fans. Like, I.
Jonathan Zaslow
It just.
Jeremy Stugats
You want to get my blood boiling
Dan Le Batard
with sports the last clearly years. Clearly, I like this watching it, and
Greg Cody
it's just like, how are we here?
Jonathan Zaslow
Get them.
Greg Cody
It is the dumbest thing in all of sports. Find me something dumber the last couple seasons than a guy on my couch
Dan Le Batard
knowing it's a baller's strike, but the
Greg Cody
guy officiating the game doesn't.
Dave Feineman
I haven't seen Chris this fired up since he had to eat the Chick Fil a chicken.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, that got me fired.
Jonathan Zaslow
Greg was very excited, by the way.
Jeremy Stugats
Who's the guy on your couch? You said there's a guy on your couch. You know, who knows? Who's the guy?
Greg Cody
My friend Fred.
Tony
Oh, Fred.
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Greg Cody
You're becoming your father.
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Jonathan Zaslow
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Jeremy Stugats
So you guys know Atlanta Braves pitcher Chris Sale. He's a great pitcher. Here is Chris. Here is Chris Sale. Now, we're gonna hold him to this, right? Because this is on the record. We're holding you to this. Chris Sale. He is saying he will never challenge.
Jonathan Zaslow
I will never challenge a pitch. I will never do it. I won't do it. Why? Because I'm not an umpire. That's their job. I'm a starting pitcher. I've never called balls and strikes in my life. Plus, I'm greedy, and I know that. I think they're all strikes. You know, especially, you know, the catchers nowadays. The way they catch the ball, the way they receive, they make them all look like strikes. And again, I'm a starting pitcher, and I'm greedy. I like pitches that are on the corner that might be a little off in the heat of moment. Especially, you throw a good pitch, you know, you got Murph or baldy or whoever back there, and they kind of, you know, catch it the right way. I mean, they make a lot of balls look like strikes. And I don't want to take away one of those challenges that might be needed later on in the game. And I've dealt with it before. You know, it's across all games in my entire career, there's been balls called strikes and strikes called balls, and you just kind of deal with it, you know, he started.
Dave Feineman
I was like, you're crazy. And then as he explained, he started
Jeremy Stugats
to make more sense.
Dave Feineman
I'm like, oh, this actually ties into something on the NBA side that we've talked about, I think, Jeremy, we talked about. Well, no, it's about challenges. And so one of the most annoying things, if you're watching NBA basketball right
Jeremy Stugats
now, I know what you're going to say. I'm 1000% with you.
Dave Feineman
Ball goes out of bounds, and players instantly go.
Jeremy Stugats
It's like two seconds, three minutes into the game. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Dave Feineman
Twirling their finger. There's a twirl in their finger. Oh, you got to go into the coaches. Review it. Review it. And so we came up with the solution. It was like, you know what?
Jeremy Stugats
But some coaches do review it, but
Dave Feineman
this is the solution. The solution is to do what baseball did, which is, you know what? It's like a timeout. Any player can call it. And you know what? Doesn't matter if you don't have one. No take backs, no take backs. We'll do it. And if you don't have any. It's a technical foul.
Jeremy Stugats
Yep.
Dave Feineman
And we'll get rid of overnight. All of this. This right here.
Dan Le Batard
You're talking about the human element from the players. Yes, of course. They're in the heat of competition. What you're also advocating for is Vibes science.
Dave Feineman
No, I'm not.
Dan Le Batard
We have the evidence. It's right there for all of our eyes. Like Chris Cody just said, we all can see it. It has been laid bare that they are frauds. That we're. We're assuming that human beings can stand behind and decide 97 miles per hour. Yeah, no, that was in the strike zone when we all.
Jeremy Stugats
What about curves?
Dan Le Batard
We have the technology available for us. It's right there for us. What are we. Why are we pretending that that doesn't exist? To put it on the players is to keep us in purgatory. To say, well, that's. That's you to have to challenge. If you don't think that was the right call, then challenge it, player. And the reason Chris Sale doesn't want to challenge it is because he's being political in the here and now. In the here and now. If he says, oh, yeah, I'm going to challenge a lot of these umpires, they don't know what they're talking about. They're going to call more balls and strikes against him.
Greg Cody
You're saying the umpires are like, I like this.
Dan Le Batard
There's a relationship.
Jeremy Stugats
The catcher, that's interesting.
Dan Le Batard
The catcher is the. The umpire is literally hovering over. So he's planted seeds the whole time. The catcher knows that if I start challenging him all the time, it's going to be a fraught relationship versus me saying like, you're doing a great job.
Dave Feineman
Wait, okay, so.
Jeremy Stugats
All right, interesting.
Dave Feineman
I'm with you. Much like Chris Sale, you started. I thought you were out of your
Jeremy Stugats
mind, a crazy person.
Dave Feineman
But then as you started to land the plane and you're telling me, no, no, no. If I'm out here in support of the umpires, the umpires will be more like, oh, he's one of the good ones. He doesn't question me. He doesn't second guess me a bunch of times.
Dan Le Batard
Of course that's true.
Dave Feineman
It is a strike. Guess what? Vibes over stats is such a great place to be. Who wants lasers and technology? I want vibes. That's why we're here, Dave. Cuz we want the vibes of sports. No one wants to do math on a calculator. We want to see drama play out.
Tony
Nothing slows sports more than a Challenge. Baseball saved itself from drowning by quickening the pace of its slow game, and now they're voluntarily inserting something that slows the game more. It's reducing. No, you don't need it. You put up with the occasional human error instead of a pitch being a quarter of an inch outside and having a replay or an ABS system to tell us whether it was a ball or a strike.
Dan Le Batard
More straw man stuff. Greg Cody. There's nothing. It doesn't have to take 11 minutes. When they say, well, red, red challenge flag on the field, you know you're in for a big weight. It doesn't have to be that way when they show the replay. Do you not know, Greg Cody? I know. I know immediately. I see it in real time very often. Why? Because I'm watching on hdtv. It's not in front of me.
Greg Cody
It's.
Dan Le Batard
I. I have a clear image, literally, than the referee has of the play I see in real time. If I need the double down of the replay. By the time I see two replays, I'm like, yeah, that ball hit the ground. I know that. There's no reason. And by the way, what proves that I'm right about that is the way. What did they call it this past season? The expedited review or whatever that proves that I am right about that. They would just be like, yeah, no, no, no, you should move along. Yeah, that ball was incomplete. And they would just say, expedited review. That was incomplete. Keep it.
Jeremy Stugats
You're right.
Dan Le Batard
There's no reason. It has to take.
Greg Cody
You're right.
Dan Le Batard
Has to take 15 minutes of your life.
Tony
Even if it's expedited, it's still too slow and an unnecessary intrusion.
Dan Le Batard
Unnecessary on my couch. And I know it's a ball, but this umpire who's affecting the game doesn't.
Greg Cody
This will just.
Dan Le Batard
You're just fine with that.
Tony
That's one of the many reasons why
Dan Le Batard
it could be a buzzer.
Tony
That's one of the many reasons why it's advantageous to watch a game from your couch rather than in a stadium, unfortunately. But all I'm against is the challenge system itself. Make a decision, sports. Go with human beings making the calls with the risk of a human error, or go with all technology, not in between. The challenge system is what I don't agree with. Embarrassing an umpire because he missed a call occasionally. I don't agree with that.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, Greg, you and I are at the exact opposite.
Greg Cody
Different garages.
Dan Le Batard
Yes, different garages, indeed. I feel like Colonel Kurtz. I feel like Brando at the end of Apocalypse now, when it comes to officials, it has been. They're frauds. It's been laid bare with video that they don't know that they miss calls all the time. They are. They're errand voice sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill by the league office. We have to support their jive. Their jive explanations like, well, it would take too long. It would bog the game down. Doesn't have to. It doesn't have to. We could instantly know yet. Strike. Strike. The only reason we don't. I think a big part of it, at least when it comes to umpires, home plate umpires, is it would visually be jarring for us, the fans, to not see an umpire back there.
Dave Feineman
Right.
Dan Le Batard
It will be a weird day when it's just the catcher.
Jonathan Zaslow
I want to see if we can do like a robot balls and strike kind of thing right here. I want to play this and see if this was a ball or a strike.
Jeremy Stugats
If I would ask you right now, what are the three breaking news that come to your mind immediately? That. That you.
Greg Cody
You.
Jeremy Stugats
You used.
Jonathan Zaslow
Yeah. Well said.
Jeremy Stugats
That's man.
Jonathan Zaslow
I think it's a strike.
Jeremy Stugats
You can't just. You can't just take any subject matter we're talking about and then apply it.
Jonathan Zaslow
Do you think it's a ball? Do you think it's a ball or strike?
Greg Cody
Just outside for me.
Dave Feineman
What do you think that.
Jeremy Stugats
You know what? I'm gonna go with that being a ball.
Greg Cody
You touch that sound with it.
Jeremy Stugats
I don't know what that means. The ball.
Greg Cody
I will say the one guy who's gonna bet. And by the way, like major league.
Dan Le Batard
They had a bald.
Greg Cody
Major league umpires are on average right about balls.
Jeremy Stugats
And it was like that. Funny.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, 93 time.
Tony
Exactly.
Greg Cody
Which is a good note. But that, if anything, that proves. Dave. Side of the point, which is the human part of this is correct the overwhelming majority of the time. So the times where it's wrong, especially late in games, it's so advantageous that there's now this system that within a few seconds we can get it right. But here's what I'm going to tell you. I believe that the guy who is going to benefit the most from this system is Jazz Chisholm Jr. Because everything about jazz is black. Yep. Disliked by umpires. And he is someone who is uber confident when he walks into the batter's box. And I have watched at bat after at bat, after at bat after at bat, where he has a great eye, where he knows that ball is Just off the plate.
Jeremy Stugats
Most of them do.
Greg Cody
And he is called for shrey. Not just because most of them do. I'm talking about a guy who, he lets the umpire know that he knows. Not only does he let them know at a disproportionate rate. You see those pitches that are balls called for strikes. And he's looking around like, what are we talking about? I'm telling you, Jazz is going to benefit in a big way from this challenge system.
Jonathan Zaslow
Zaz, with the pitch, the wind up,
Jeremy Stugats
here it is, the packers win or the Bear lose. Bears lose. So going back to Jazz, this is actually interesting. What happens when Jazz Chisholm is up to bat. And unlike Chris Sale, Jazz Chisholm will challenge. And Jazz Chisholm, it's called a strike. He knows it's a ball, so he challenges, taps his head, his helmet. And the umpire is on trial all by himself, standing right over there. It comes back that it was a ball. And what if Jazz just got this shitting grin, just staring like, what's going to happen then?
Dan Le Batard
Well, the other, the other element to also do is if you are an emotional ball player and you say, I know that that was a, that was the wrong call challenge that the skipper is going to be like, what are you doing? We want to save those.
Greg Cody
Right?
Dan Le Batard
It shouldn't be a strategy. There shouldn't be an element of strategy of how you deploy your challenges to deploy being right. It's a crazy place, like I say, purgatory that we live in. And it's self imposed. I'm a league imposed.
Tony
One of the many things I hate about the challenge in the ABS system is the idea that theoretically the challenge can happen on the second pitch of an at bat with nobody on base in the third inning. In other words, it's a meaningless pitch.
Jeremy Stugats
Well, but that's why the manager has to tell his play. There has to be a rule set that each team has where it's like, we don't challenge unless it's after this.
Greg Cody
I would assume that there will be certain teams with certain players who might have the green light at all times. But I'll ask Clayton McCullough the next time I'm at spring training. Hey, what is your rule going to be team wide? Are there going to be certain guys who have the ability to do this whenever they want? Is your catcher going to have the green light whenever, whenever he wants? Or is this going to be the type of thing where, hey, we'll only make a challenge if there's already a runner on base because we think scoring is produced a run or someone in scoring position or after a certain inning.
Tony
I'll.
Greg Cody
I'll ask that question so we can get the answer from a major league manager.
Jonathan Zaslow
Sass with the two one, shouldn't you
Jeremy Stugats
want to know how that. What were the kids doing?
Tony
Ball.
Jeremy Stugats
So going back to Amin's original point, it makes me nuts when these NBA coaches several. Yes, it's one thing for the player to do the bullshit. Okay? And by the way, I'm with you that if the player does it, it should automatically trigger the challenge. But. But if that happens, he's going to come up with another sign. Like going like this means challenge. Like they're going to come up with another signal. All right. But anyway, why do these coaches challenge an out of bounds play four minutes into the first quarter? What are they. Are they stupid?
Dave Feineman
It's because you've got a player that you're just trying to. It's politics. You're trying to get your main guy to be engaged in the game. And if this what it takes. It's just like people say. Why do they pose that dude up as the first play? He's terrible in the pose.
Jeremy Stugats
You're talking about deandre Ayton, right?
Dave Feineman
I'm not naming names. I'm just saying you do that because you know that'll keep the guy engaged for the rest of the game.
Jonathan Zaslow
Saz, end the pitch.
Jeremy Stugats
He took the buttle.
Date: February 25, 2026
Hosts and Panelists: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Tony, Jonathan Zaslow, Dave Feineman
Location: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This episode of "The Big Suey" centers around the show’s literal and figurative use of the 10-foot pole—diving into topics that most people wouldn’t “touch with a 10-foot pole.” With the physical pole present in the studio, the crew examines sports debates, food takes, and the human versus technology dynamic in officiating, all while wielding their signature blend of humor, bickering, and pop culture reference.
Prompt: If you could only consume the flesh of one animal for life, is pork/swine the right choice?
Dan (pro-ham): “If you can only consume the flesh of one beast to the exclusion of all others for the rest of your life, the correct beast to choose is swine. Will you touch that with a ten foot pole?” [05:43]
Panel Reaction:
Notable Moment:
Prompt: Patrick Mahomes is finished winning Super Bowls. Will you touch that with a ten foot pole?
The episode delivers classic Le Batard Show banter—escalating ridiculous sports hypotheticals, pop-culture riffs, culinary debates, and spirited takes on the evolving role of technology in sports. The “10-foot pole” motif provides a playful framework, prompting the team to poke (and prod) at everything from Luka Doncic’s title hopes to the fate of the breakfast sausage—and the very nature of sports justice itself.
Essentially, it’s a blend of hot takes, nostalgia, and kinetic storytelling—always anchored by signature irreverence and rapport.