The Big Suey: The Foul Wolverine On The Prowl (feat. Dusty May)

Summary

Podcast Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – "The Big Suey: The Foul Wolverine On The Prowl (Feat. Dusty May)"
Date: March 24, 2026
Featured Guest: Dusty May (University of Michigan Head Coach)
Location: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Big Suey" features a uniquely Le Batard blend of sports talk, chaotic humor, and South Florida flavor. Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the crew are joined by Michigan men's basketball coach Dusty May for a wide-ranging conversation, weaving together May’s coaching journey, his thoughts on college basketball’s changing business, and plenty of off-the-wall shenanigans involving driverless Waymo cars and Miami pop culture lore. The show’s trademark inside jokes and playful ribbing run throughout, culminating in memorable segments like "May or May Not" and a playful Scarface scene reenactment.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fines, Penalties, and Discipline — In Studio and On the Court

Timestamps: 01:18–05:13

• Fine Bucket Antics: Dan and crew poke fun at Zaslow for not paying his fine bucket dues. Instead of monetary punishment, Zaslow is forced to face his fears by taking a ride in a driverless Waymo car through Miami.
  • Dan Le Batard: "Zaslow, before we go...you gotta pay $5 fine, and you gotta go outside and take the driverless car somewhere." [03:11]
• Dusty May on Player Discipline: Coach May discusses his approach to team discipline:
  • Previously considered, but ultimately avoided, a monetary fine system.
  • NCAA/Big Ten now prohibit running sprints as punishment—conditioning only for fitness, not discipline.
  • Relies on an "honor system" among players for accountability.
  • Dusty May: "We just basically ask them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable..." [04:18]
  • Notably, May takes a playful jab at driverless cars, stating he trusts them more than Boca drivers.

2. Life and Basketball: From FAU to Michigan

Timestamps: 05:41–08:28

• South Florida Reflections: Dusty May reflects on what he misses (sun, blue skies) and doesn’t (summer heat) about his time coaching in Boca Raton.
• Building a Program:
  • Admits Michigan’s swift return to prominence exceeded his expectations; credits early recruiting "hits" for program identity and success.
  • Dusty May: "We didn’t think it would happen this quickly...Now we have one of the most talented teams in the country." [05:54]
• Leaving FAU:
  • May reveals he was not actively seeking to leave, especially after FAU's Final Four run—but the Michigan job was "too tough to pass up."
  • Turned down numerous other jobs, even as he realized the resource gap between FAU and high-major programs.
  • Dusty May: "Unless it was the Lakers, we weren’t leaving FAU under any circumstances." [06:48]

3. Tournament Talk: Sweet 16 Prep and Postseason Analysis

Timestamps: 08:04–09:43

• Big Ten Success and Setbacks:
  • Le Batard credits May’s "unprecedented run" with Michigan, commiserates over a loss to Purdue.
  • May is candid about Purdue's dominance inside and his team's foul troubles.
  • Dusty May: "Purdue played really, really well...they just dominated us in the paint." [08:28]
• Sweet 16 Matchup:
  • Preparing for Alabama: estimates 70% of team’s effort is dedicated to scouting Alabama; 30% on refining and adjusting their own play.
  • Dusty May: "They’re a tough cover...some things they could exploit if we don’t do a better job..." [09:07]

4. The Changing Business of College Basketball

Timestamps: 09:43–11:42

• NIL and Athletic Department Funding:
  • Dan introduces remarks from Kelvin Sampson on how NIL and athletic fundraising are reshaping recruiting.
  • May agrees: success now increasingly tied to "how much money you have," but emphasizes all Power 5 schools have "a reasonable amount."
  • Michigan is "competitive" in NIL, though not at the very top.
  • Dusty May: "If you lose, it’s simply because you don’t have enough money...At Michigan, we had…I’m certain we were much lower than them. And in NIL spending this year, we got to the point where we’re competitive..." [10:33]

5. Unscripted Chaos: Zaslow’s Driverless Adventure

Timestamps: 11:42–44:31

• Waymo Field Report:
  • Zaslow, terrified, is dispatched into a Miami street in a driverless Waymo Jaguar.
  • Provides running commentary on the strangeness, efficiency (or lack thereof), and public reaction (people stare, take pictures).
  • Zaslow: "I don’t know…It’s rather jarring, man...no driver." [19:30]
  • Zaslow’s route is hilariously inefficient (circles around the Freedom Tower, slow progress over three blocks in 30 minutes), underscoring Miami’s infrastructure quirks.
  • The crew debates whether Waymo vehicles are safer than Boca drivers, and Zaslow is uncomfortable with trading "potential safety for comfort."
  • Amin Elhassan: "Way more safer way." [23:52]

6. Iconic Miami Pop Culture: The Scarface Chain Saw Scene

Timestamps: 29:35–46:15

• Zaslow Arrives at South Beach:
  • Guided by the crew, Zaslow disembarks the Waymo to visit the site of Scarface’s infamous chainsaw scene (now a CVS).
  • Offers play-by-play: "The staircase that was used in the filming of Scarface…This scene depicts the Chainsaw Massacre and is a world famous Hollywood landmark." [44:31]
  • Attempts to access the exact spot are thwarted by chains/locked access.
  • Crew riffs on the city’s transformation and pop culture legacy (“Tony Montana’s” restaurant next door).

7. "May or May Not" Game with Dusty May

Timestamps: 16:12–19:01

• Light-hearted rapid-fire session where Dusty answers classic opinion poll questions:
  • Pineapple on pizza?
    • May ("Yes, I may." [16:41])
  • Ketchup on a hot dog?
    • May not ("May not means no." [17:28])
  • Shampoo in the pool?
    • May (humorously admits to pool bathing and shampoo use. [18:48])
  • Dan Le Batard: "May or may I not put pineapples on pizza?"
  • Dusty May: "Yes, I may." [16:41]
• Sparks internal debate about what counts as a yes in this game and a running father-son bit between Greg and Chris Cody over joke timing and execution.

8. Meta-Commentary: Inside the Levatar Show

Timestamps: 21:13–27:54, 34:00–39:44

• Dan and the crew peel back the curtain on how oddball content and failed or awkward guest bits have become a show staple, including Greg and Chris Cody’s generational banter.
• They discuss guest booking challenges—some coaches who "get" the show, others who don’t.
• Dan Le Batard: "The show’s hard to book because of stupidities like that." [35:19]
• Reflections on South Florida sports media’s legacy of "salesman" coach interviews and Dan’s aversion to formulaic sports talk.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Discipline & the NCAA:

  • Dusty May: "We’re not allowed to punish guys through running anymore. So we just basically ask them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable..." [04:18]

• On NIL & College Athletics:

  • Kelvin Sampson soundbite (via Dan): "Teams that have the best recruiting classes usually have the most money. That’s the way it is today." [10:30]
  • Dusty May: "If you lose, it’s simply because you don’t have enough money. And it’s the tired song." [10:33]

• On Driverless Cars:

  • Dan Le Batard: "Zaslow doesn’t trust them. Put it on the poll at Le Batard. Trust driverless cars, yes or no." [03:46]
  • Amin Elhassan: "Way more safer way." [23:52]

• On Miami’s Pop Culture:

  • Zaslow at Scarface location: "The staircase that was used in the filming of Scarface...This scene depicts the Chainsaw Massacre and is a world famous Hollywood landmark. What a movie." [44:31]

• Inside the Show Banter:

  • Dan Le Batard, about Dusty May interview: "I presumed it without asking him...because Dusty May was a friend of the show the last time and because he’s local and because he understands that he knows what our show is..." [35:36]
  • Greg Cody (on Chris Cody’s frustration with a running joke): "Say foul out on the prowl." [26:29]

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Important Timestamps

• 03:11–05:13: Penalties, fines, and Dusty May on college player discipline.
• 05:41–07:30: May’s reflections on South Florida and moving to Michigan.
• 08:04–09:43: Sweet 16 analysis and upcoming Alabama matchup.
• 10:00–11:42: NIL discussion, athletic department funding.
• 11:42–24:39: Zaslow’s driverless Waymo field report (comic adventure).
• 16:12–19:01: "May or May Not" game with Dusty May.
• 29:35–46:15: Scarface site tour and Miami pop culture riffing.
• 21:13–27:54, 34:00–39:44: Behind the scenes and show self-analysis segments.

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Tone, Style, and Atmosphere

• Playful, Self-Ironic: The show’s signature blend of irreverence and sports analysis is on full display, marked by tangents, bits, and a deep affection for Miami’s idiosyncrasies.
• Chaotic, Yet Familiar: The rapid topic switches and off-topic jokes are classic Le Batard, only possible with a comfortable, long-running cast of characters willing to poke fun at each other and themselves.
• Affectionately Critical: Dan and the crew are unafraid to critique sports media tropes, or each other’s performance, in pursuit of entertainment over cookie-cutter interviews.

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Final Thoughts

This episode captures everything unique about the Le Batard Show: high-profile (if slightly chaotic) guest segments, biting commentary on the evolution of college sports, loving mockery of each other, and an affection for Miami’s quirks. Dusty May is both a straight man and willing participant in the fun, while Zaslow's Waymo adventure delivers a running gag (literally) that ties the episode together. The result is a must-listen for fans of sports and absurdist radio, as well as anyone interested in the evolving landscape of college athletics.

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For further listening:

• Tune in to [09:43–11:42] for the NIL discussion.
• Enjoy the "May or May Not" game at [16:12–19:01].
• Experience Miami lore at the Scarface CVS scene at [44:31].

Transcript

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[Dan Le Batard]

Welcome to the Big Sui presented by DraftKings.

[Greg Cody]

Why are you listening to this show,

[Dan Le Batard]

the podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast?

[Amin Elhassan]

I'm sorry.

[Zaslow]

I'm not gonna apologize for that.

[Dan Le Batard]

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

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I've done it.

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And now here's the marching man to Nowhere, Fat Face and the Habitual Liar.

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[Dan Le Batard]

You're gonna need your headsets in order to hear Dusty May and everything he has to say. He's gonna join us here in a minute, but there's not been enough room in the first hour for Greg, who had an all Star hall of Fame performance last week and got sick and now has returned. And the reason primarily is ZSAs and the way that he fills up a room with a personality that ESPN Radio is now using all times, day and nights because they love Zaslow, but it's going to his head in ways that uncomfortable. And I've also heard the audience on using the hockey penalties too much. So I'm going to Start distributing other kinds of penalties. Different ones. And because Zaz hasn't paid the fine bucket in several times now, even though he finally paid something last night, the fine bucket is something. I'm going to penalize him for not paying enough fines recently with something that scares him. And we'll get to Dusty May in a second.

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Does you know about paying that debt?

[Zaslow]

It says, Zaslow, $200 on the board there. You're out to lunch if you think I'm paying $200.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, well, you're going to penalize. We're going to penalize you now in another way.

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[Dan Le Batard]

Well, see, Dusty May is there. He's waiting for us.

[Greg Cody]

He heard.

[Dan Le Batard]

And Chris got scared because we got a potential champion on our hands here. College basketball has been mad poor Al locally, and it's at least in part because of the way this guy helped build it locally over the last three years. But, Zaslow, before we go, I don't know how Dusty May distributes discipline. This is the way that I'm gonna do it. He's got a great fear here of these driverless cars. You've gotta pay $5 fine, and you gotta go outside and take the driverless car somewhere.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Oh, we're doing the Waymo like now.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, right now. Go now. Go get a Waymo. They're all over the place in Miami.

[Zaslow]

There's no human driver.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zaslow doesn't trust him. Put it on the poll at Le Batad. Trust driverless cars. Yes. Yes or no.

[Amin Elhassan]

But way more time to speed up. Five, tell the driver to speed up when you get in there.

[Dan Le Batard]

We'll see how these cars work. Send a cameraman with him. Get out of here. Zaslo. Dusty, thank you for joining us. Sorry for wasting some of your precious time. It's a busy time, and we appreciate you rejoining us. How do you punish players, and what do you think of that as somebody who's not paying fines?

[Dusty May]

Well, we've. We've contemplated the fine system and decided to stay away from it before we ran guys. And then we got a memo from the Big Ten office because of some, I guess, football instances that we're not allowed to punish guys through running anymore. So we just basically asked them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable with our old. With our old rule violation running amounts. So we have a Kid that's been pretty compliant, though.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, you didn't hear what he said. I mean, is shocked behind you. Chris is saying, ah, sprints. They've taken sprints from your coach.

[Greg Cody]

What? They've taken sprints from you. You can't run them extra sprints.

[Dusty May]

Correct. Not for punishment. We can run them for sprints if we think they need extra conditioning. So there have been times when you've heard coaches say, you know what, guys, I think we look like we're not quite in good enough shape. Or this player who happened to be late for a bus has to run to get in better shape, but not for punishment.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dusty, you've snuck a few punishments in there and not told anybody, right?

[Greg Cody]

You just. That was just a hard practice that day and everybody knew it's Bob's fault.

[Dusty May]

Well, if we could go back and talk about the driverless cars. I trust those cars much more than I trust the drivers back in Boca.

[Amin Elhassan]

Oh, yeah, good call.

[Greg Cody]

Put it on the poll at Lebiton show. What do you trust more, the driverless car or driver in Boca.

[Dan Le Batard]

What do you miss and what don't you miss about South Florida?

[Dusty May]

Well, I miss the sun and the blue skies the most. I don't miss the summer heat. I didn't realize how hot it was until I moved up here in the summers and how nice and mild it is.

[Dan Le Batard]

How did this go compared to how you thought it was going to go?

[Dusty May]

We didn't think it would happen this quickly. We thought it would be a little bit longer of a rebuild. But we hit the right guys in year one, which allowed us to, I guess, have an identity and have something to sell going forward. And now we have one of the most talented teams in the country.

[Amin Elhassan]

Dusty, I'm not sure how honest the coach is allowed to be, but when you're coaching FAU foul isle on the prowl back in 20, 23 to the final four.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's embarrassing what you just did there.

[Amin Elhassan]

No foul. Isl on the prowl is a compliment

[Producer or Side Commentator]

because I just wanted to say foul.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, but it's embarrassing.

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[Greg Cody]

You can get to the rest of

[Dan Le Batard]

your question, but it was embarrassing that you just sang the coach.

[Amin Elhassan]

Okay, Dusty, when you're in the final four and 23, you have to be thinking to yourself, okay, I'm not long for this job. I have earned a promotion. I'm going into a blue blood program right now. Is that correct? I mean, how honest can you be there?

[Dusty May]

No, actually, at that moment, when our guys all decided to stay between that and my oldest son was going into a senior year of high school, we decided that unless it was the Lakers, we weren't leaving FAU under any circumstances. And we also wanted to give it a year to see what we could kind of become. You know, you see some of these low mid major programs evolve quickly and become almost high major programs with resources and facilities. And so we wanted to see how quickly we could grow it. And we realized it was going to take a long time to get it to where it needs to be to sustain like high, high level success, top 20 type success. And then there were just a few jobs that came open the following year that we thought would be too, too tough to pass up. And Michigan was one of them.

[Dan Le Batard]

Greg, I'm sorry to do this to you, but your son just spit in my ear some producing criticism of that.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

I mean this guy's in the Sweet 16 with Michigan. We're asking him something about like three years he's got.

[Greg Cody]

He's the Big Ten coach of the

[Dan Le Batard]

year, he's the national coach of the year and you're asking him about both.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah, you left F.A. it's like yeah, two years ago.

[Amin Elhassan]

That's the foundation of Dusty Mansions.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

You just wanted to say foul on the prowl.

[Greg Cody]

Foul owl on the prowl unnecessarily like you just you.

[Amin Elhassan]

The echoes of Boca Raton shine in Michigan today.

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[Amin Elhassan]

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[Greg Cody]

Dusty

[Dan Le Batard]

is. Was this right before you lose in the conference tournament? At the end I was willing to make the argument that you just got done with the greatest regular season and tournament post season of Michigan's career. That in school history there had never been a run like this over the regular season. But you lost the last game. What happened?

[Dusty May]

Purdue played really, really well. The style of play, the type of game wasn't conducive for us and we were in foul trouble and they just dominate us in the paint. And that's something that hasn't happened this year. But Purdue's playing at a different level now. You know, they were the preseason number one team in the country. They have two first team all preseason first team all all American players and they just hadn't found their stride. And just recently they've really as Miami and some other teams on the tournament. They're playing at a high, high level right now.

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[Dusty May]

Probably 60, 40 with. With Alabama. They're. They're a tough cover. We match up well, really well in some areas, but also there's some, there's some things they could exploit if we don't do a better job than we have at times this year as far as defending the five out, defending the three point shot, but. So we'll spend 70% of our time probably working on the Alabama scouting and 30% just cleaning up some stuff and then adding a few wrinkles here and there.

[Greg Cody]

We're.

[Dusty May]

We still feel like we have a. Because our team's only been together one year, we still have some things we can figure out and add and, and improve on even in a short term.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can you give us some guidance here on the business of what you do and how much it's changed? I want to play some sound for you of Kelvin Sampson, who's pretty good at what he does and his team is really good, saying how recruiting is right.

[K]

We have a very poor athletic department.

[Dan Le Batard]

We're poor.

[K]

You know, we were poor when I got here. We're still poor. We probably have the lowest budget of anybody in Power four, you know, and you know, the way our recruiting is going, we have to stop at some point because we don't have enough money to keep bringing in really good players. And that's not easy for us to do. People ask about recruiting, you know, teams that have the best recruiting classes usually have the most money. That's the way it is today.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is it dusty?

[Dusty May]

To an extent, yes. Now though, if you lose, it's simply because you don't have enough money. And it's the tired song. Everyone at Power 5 has a reasonable amount of money. There are some that have a lot. And it's cyclical, meaning we get our donors to provide enough nil for us to have a really good team and we underperform or we don't spend the money wisely, then the money will be gone. I think that's the hardest part, that you never really know exactly what you're going to have in year one. At Michigan, we had. I'm certain we were much lower than them. And in aisle spending this year we got to the point where we're competitive with just about anyone. We're obviously not near the top, but we're competitive and where we felt like we needed to be. Our athletic department is not broke. We have, I think there are a few schools, schools that have a lot of fundraising going on, but we also are a School that tries to be good at everything. And so that's tough as well. We have, obviously, a football powerhouse. Our women's basketball team is one of the best teams in the country. Our hockey team is number one in the country.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dusty, I'm sorry, I've got to stop you imperfectly and politically incorrect to do so as soon as you start talking about the women. But we've got a live report here. Zas is on the street in the Waymo. This driverless car does not wait for anybody. Zaslo, give Dusty some play by play here. Hurry up. I see it behind you, Coach.

[Zaslow]

I don't know if you've ever been in one of these cars, these waymos. You know how you could tell that it's yours? It's because it's the car that doesn't have a driver. I mean, I'm about to get in this car with no driver. I'm a little bit nervous because this is not my style. I don't like this, but we're going to go to South Beach.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zazzle, how did you decide this morning to dress for work? The way you're dressed with the backward cap, a T shirt.

[Greg Cody]

You're embarrassing.

[Dan Le Batard]

You look like radio.

[Greg Cody]

You can't be more professional than this.

[Zaslow]

I don't think I'm embarrassing myself. I'm living my life. What's wrong with what I'm doing here? What's the matter with you?

[Dan Le Batard]

Get in the car. Go ahead. You're wasting Dusty's time, and he doesn't have very much. Do you have a question for him, or we're just going to be amid your fear because he doesn't want to actually do this?

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Good shot here.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dusty, do you have any questions for

[Amin Elhassan]

him or the Waymo driver?

[Dusty May]

No, I'm excited to watch.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, we'll sit here for a second with the Big ten coach of the year and national coach of the Year Dazzle. Can you go over to where they filmed the Scarface Buzzsaw scene in the show? Can you go. Where are you going? Is that. You can go wherever you want.

[Zaslow]

I'm glad you said. Well, I mean, well, yeah, like, I told the driver to take me to. To south beach to take me to Ocean Drive. And so if you want me to go to the location of the. The chainsaw scene in the bathtub with Scarface, we could do that. So. Okay, let's hit it.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right. Let's hit it. I've always wanted to say that to. To my driver.

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[Zaslow]

never stepped foot on that campus. If you told me right now, your life depends on it. Go to Santa Fe University and just take a picture.

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Stugats.

[Zaslow]

I would die. I don't know where it is.

[Dan Le Batard]

This is the Don Levatar show with the stugats.

[Greg Cody]

Do you want to play, Dusty, a

[Dan Le Batard]

game of may or may not, where I ask you questions and you tell me whether or not Wild Zaslow gives us some play by play. Oh, look, we got music for May

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or may not to sweeten the pot.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, it makes it so much better.

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I mean, he could decide to or not, though.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's public domain music. All right. He's going to decide to do it.

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A yes and kind of guy.

[Dan Le Batard]

May or I may not put pineapples on pizza.

[Dusty May]

And my answer? Yes, I may.

[Amin Elhassan]

Wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, okay. Look at that. Shocking admission.

[Greg Cody]

Terrible question.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

He's saying he may, so he still might not.

[Greg Cody]

No.

[Depop Announcer]

He.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's saying no. That's. That's a confirmation. A may is a yes.

[Greg Cody]

You not understand the game.

[Dan Le Batard]

A may. Coach, you certainly understand the game, right?

[Dusty May]

Correct. Yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay.

[Greg Cody]

He's got no problem, even with my first question.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Chris, your conditioning looks like it's lacking.

[Ad Announcer]

We need some sprints in here asap.

[Dan Le Batard]

May I or may not I. We'll get it together. We'll rally.

[Greg Cody]

May I or may I not put mustard on a hot dog?

[Amin Elhassan]

May, of course.

[Starbucks Announcer]

How about ketchup? That's far more controversial.

[Dusty May]

May not.

[Dan Le Batard]

There you go.

[Zaslow]

But he still might.

[Amin Elhassan]

My man, Roman.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Overall around that borscht belt, yes.

[Dusty May]

May not means no.

[Zaslow]

I'm Roy.

[Dusty May]

He's 16.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

He seems unsure.

[Starbucks Announcer]

That's that borscht belt,

[Dan Le Batard]

man.

[Dusty May]

I'm fascinated by the way mo.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, yeah. So am I. So am I. Saslo. Give it.

[Greg Cody]

Give the coach an update here.

[Dusty May]

Saslow, do you feel safe?

[Zaslow]

I don't know. I mean, I got my seat belt on, so what's the worst that could happen, right?

[Greg Cody]

It's a driverless car, drive into the sea, and now you're trapped with your seat belt. What do you mean? What's the worst thing that can happen? A drowning death at the bottom of the Miami Beach.

[Amin Elhassan]

Take a left turn into a building.

[Ad Announcer]

The worst thing that could happen is it takes you to CVS in the Bahamas.

[Dusty May]

Yeah.

[Zaslow]

So strange.

[Dan Le Batard]

This is not awkward at all. It's going well. Another question.

[Greg Cody]

Dano Dusty asked for me to throw it to Jazz and I let him executive produce the segment.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's a leader. He's a number one seed. He deserves my respect. If he wants to grab the control.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Still in the tournament.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Technically, he threw a disaster himself.

[Dan Le Batard]

May or may I not? Why do you keep shampoo in the pool,

[Dusty May]

May?

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah.

[Amin Elhassan]

Yeah. That's my man.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Took his time with it, too.

[Amin Elhassan]

Dusty May, a pride of Boca.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Ride on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Foul out.

[Amin Elhassan]

Foul. Owl on the. Bro.

[Dan Le Batard]

Your son was singing it to you.

[Greg Cody]

He was just delighted with his own.

[Dan Le Batard]

He was listening the sound in his head.

[Amin Elhassan]

Wonderful.

[Dusty May]

Hey, Zazlow, you're passing my condo in about two minutes. Straight ahead to the left.

[Zaslow]

Oh, really?

[Greg Cody]

Let's not dox him.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zaz, can you tell us how you're feeling right now? Are you afraid I have a little

[Zaslow]

bit of butterflies in my stomach? I'm gonna be honest with you, because I don't know. Like the. The driver? Well, I guess I shouldn't say driver. There's no driver. It's just. I don't know. It's rather jarring, man. Like, the three of us were here and.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Trippy.

[Zaslow]

No driver.

[Amin Elhassan]

Jaguar.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's. Is it a Jack?

[Ad Announcer]

It is a Jack. They're all Jags.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Nice car.

[Dan Le Batard]

I didn't know that.

[Amin Elhassan]

Very nice wheels.

[Dan Le Batard]

Put it on the poll at Levitar show. Did you know the Waymo was a Jag? Oh, there's the Freedom Tower over on the left. All right, so it's good. It's going. I found these things to be, when I've watched them, more responsible than most at right turns and whatnot. I don't know how these things don't get short circuited, though. Wouldn't that be the fear?

[Zaslow]

Yeah, let's not talk about that while I'm in the Waymo. Thank you.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right. May or may I not pee in the pool? Dusty. May.

[Dusty May]

May not pee in the pool, okay?

[Dan Le Batard]

But because you're gonna shampoo in it, you don't want urine in.

[Dusty May]

It's a classy coat. I bathe in the pool.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dusty, good luck. We know you have to get out of here. We will have you back on, though, to play May or May I not. And whatever else, if you win the championship, you'll make this deal with us now. We miss you, Don.

[Dusty May]

I look forward to it, guys. I appreciate you having me on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Thanks, brother. Thank you.

[Zaslow]

See you, Coach.

[Starbucks Announcer]

You guys, he was good.

[Zaslow]

Bye.

[Ad Announcer]

This is why we can't book guests, because you guys bring this guy in, he's having a great season. He's coach of the year. And we spent half of it just talking about Zaz, which, by the way, that Waymo's making laps around the building. That whole time, all they did was just do one big Ass lap around the block.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Nobody wanted that segment to work out more than Dusty May.

[Dan Le Batard]

I will take whatever blame there is to give. I haven't felt quite like this since we were trying to do a cigarette boat at the same time that a Daily show correspondent was on with us and got mad at us.

[Ad Announcer]

Ronnie Cheng?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, he got mad.

[Zaslow]

The driver, my Waymo driver. He stopped for people to cross the crosswalk.

[Amin Elhassan]

How dare he?

[Zaslow]

How does it know not to run people over?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, it's the cameras. It's the technology and magic and. And so far, there haven't been any incidents yet. Right. I know with some of these robots locally, there's been a bright line hit. One of them. I don't know if it was a Waymo or one of these. One of these food carts or. I don't know, but Waymo hasn't had any issues. But that's. That would be the.

[Zaslow]

And here's also the thing, Dan, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but, like, people, they're staring at us and should.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, because you don't have a driver. Because there's not a driver.

[Zaslow]

Everyone we pass by is just staring at us.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is it. Is anything talking to you, telling you anything, asking you anything? Does a computer ask you anything?

[Zaslow]

No. No, we just told it where we want to go, and it's taking me. I kind of like that, because when I get into Ubers, I hate having to talk to the driver. I'm not here to make friends.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, most of them here don't speak. Most of them here don't even speak English, like, most of them.

[Dusty May]

Okay.

[Zaslow]

But I travel a lot, Dan. I'm not sure if you're aware of that. So. I take Uber often, and I don't care about talking to the drivers again, I'm not trying to make friends, trying to make money.

[Dan Le Batard]

What you're saying is it's easy. This is easier than Uber. You just told the thing to take you somewhere, and you don't have to explain it to someone who doesn't speak English.

[Zaslow]

Well, I'm trading off. I guess I'm making a trade here. You know, I'm trading away potential safety for comfort level.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Sass. How's the temperature in there? Like, what if you get cold? Can you control the air?

[Zaslow]

What's the matter with you? You don't think there are buttons here to control the ac?

[Ad Announcer]

I don't know. I mean, just hold on. You're not going to call Chris's question dumb when you said, how does it know not to run people over? You Think they would have a car on the street that just runs people over left and right?

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah.

[Zaslow]

Not understand. Having trouble understanding how a car that doesn't have a driver knows to not run people over is a valid concern.

[Amin Elhassan]

Zazlo, hop in the front seat and take the wheel. Make a statement for human empowerment.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

I'm the captain now.

[Starbucks Announcer]

This is how you prove you're not a cuck.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zaz, you saying potential safety.

[Zaslow]

Don't ever say that.

[Amin Elhassan]

Afraid to do it.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm going to guess that waymos are safer than south Florida drivers. Like, I don't think that's even up for dispute.

[Amin Elhassan]

Way more safer way.

[Zaslow]

I got to be honest here. This waymo is taken, like, the worst route.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, why did it go in circles around the freedom tower? Is that true? Was that the accusation that was made? Was it inefficient? Is it not going directly to where it is you need to go right now?

[Zaslow]

It's a little bit inefficient. Like, it's one of those deals where, you know, like, when you put in the GPS or in the ways and it tells you, you know, the shortest way to get somewhere, but it's like you're taking a million back rows. Just get on the damn highway. Get me to where I'm going. That's what I feel like, you know,

[Amin Elhassan]

tell the car to start doing screeching tires. I want to hear spin donuts.

[Dan Le Batard]

Greg, you sound like an old drone. Greg, you sound like an old drone. Here's pin donuts, Greg. It's the most redundant, by the way.

[Greg Cody]

Can I tell you guys what just happened?

[Amin Elhassan]

Synonym.

[Dan Le Batard]

Let me explain to you guys what

[Greg Cody]

just happened so you understand.

[Dan Le Batard]

That was wild. No, Chris, I'm going to explain to you the surreal show we do with your dad and what just happened, because I don't think you noticed because Zaz

[Greg Cody]

is in a car far away that has a driverless wheel. He is shouting at Zaz as you would if you were shouting at him outside. It's the closest he's been to the

[Dan Le Batard]

microphone in 18 months because he thinks

[Greg Cody]

as can hear it him better if he shouts it at him straight into

[Dan Le Batard]

the microphone because he's talking to the computer screen because he thinks he's shouting into the future. That's what just happened with your father.

[Greg Cody]

He's never been that engaged with the

[Dan Le Batard]

microphone in 21 years doing this with him.

[Amin Elhassan]

Thank you.

[Ad Announcer]

Can we all. Can we also talk about when the coach was talking about, you know, being down in south Florida and everything, and Chris is like, say foul on the

[Producer or Side Commentator]

problem when he was pro shampoo. I'm like, I fed my dad say foul out on the proud 14 times. My dad's just like, yeah, you say it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can we get that? Just get that 45 seconds for me and please show me. If you could tell me. There was a camera on Chris Cody

[Greg Cody]

as he threw papers in the air

[Dan Le Batard]

because he tried to give his dad an alley.

[Expedia Announcer]

Oop.

[Greg Cody]

Easiest joke in the world seven times. But his dad was strutting around the wrestling ring just enjoying still that he got to sing foul Owl on the prowl and ask his shitty fau questions.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

And I'm like, say it. And he finally said it, and it was just. God.

[Ad Announcer]

For the listeners who cannot see what happened. If you've ever watched the Seinfeld episode where George tells Jerry, hey, if someone calls, answer Vandelay Industries. And then Kramer answers, and George is running out the bathroom with his pants around his legs. I'm like, vandalay Industries. Say Vandalay Industries. That's exactly the energy Chris had.

[Greg Cody]

Say falobrau.

[Dan Le Batard]

Say fal.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

O'.

[Amin Elhassan]

Brau.

[Dan Le Batard]

Please get me that video. I want to watch all of that again together. I believe, though, this Waymo's got an issue because it's taking Zaz way too long to go four blocks. Are they going in circles over there?

[Zaslow]

Waymo, get in the lane that has the cones because of construction line.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

I like that.

[Dan Le Batard]

You are three blocks from the hotel. Says you. You haven't moved anywhere.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Definitely did a circle.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, it had to be more than a circle. This is the entire time Zaz has been on. He has gone now three blocks, and he's been moving the entire time.

[Zaslow]

The lights out here, you know, the really ugly arches.

[Dan Le Batard]

It is confused. St. Louis, it's confused here. Is that a green light or is that no light?

[Starbucks Announcer]

The lights. The lights out. He should be in that right lane, turn into the beach.

[Zaslow]

Oh, no.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

It's gonna wait forever.

[Greg Cody]

Confused. You're just gonna sit out the light is.

[Zaslow]

And there's. And there's. It says on the screen here, our team is working to get you moving.

[Amin Elhassan]

What team? No team there.

[Zaslow]

Turning a traffic.

[Greg Cody]

I can't see you.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Traffic.

[Greg Cody]

The computers says. The computers have not accounted for Miami being Miami. Of course.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Oh, he's moving now.

[Greg Cody]

Of course there would be a light

[Zaslow]

getting on the highway now. I'm concerned now. I don't feel safe.

[Greg Cody]

Okay. No, it got you out of. That's a bigger jam.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

We're getting on the highway now.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zaz, that was a bigger jam than

[Greg Cody]

any of the other jams, Miami being Miami, and just a light being out at an important intersection that could have

[Dan Le Batard]

short circuited the thing because there were

[Greg Cody]

cars moving past you. You said, you should be there already. You should be there.

[Zaslow]

You're five minutes sitting in the middle of the road.

[Greg Cody]

You've.

[Dan Le Batard]

The entire time we were on the air wasting dusty May's time, You've been going in circles.

[Greg Cody]

You've been doing this for the better

[Dan Le Batard]

part of 30 minutes, have you not?

[Greg Cody]

You've gone three blocks.

[Zaslow]

Yeah, I've been in this car for about an hour and a half now.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Dazzling.

[Zaslow]

It says that we are 12 minutes away.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes, well, it's a. It's a straight shot. You will go past. This is lovely here. This is a lovely.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Holding onto that door with his left hand so hard.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, Says, how do you feel about how everything's going? Because you're now going. Are you going exactly 55 miles an hour? That's a 40 zone, actually. That's a 40 zone, I think.

[Zaslow]

Yeah, we're going 45 right now. We're. We're just approaching the tunnel now. So we're getting close to South Beach.

[Dan Le Batard]

How uncomfortable is Fuentes? Because you said there were three people in the car with you. It looks like you're alone. The whole thing. The whole thing really feels like it's from the future.

[Zaslow]

Yeah, well, I'm not alone. All right. You know, I. I got. I got Fuentes next to me. He's looking like the seat's a little tight for him, though, to be perfectly honest. A little scrunched up together. I'm comfortable, though. That's what's important.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay. Yeah, it's a little tight. How. How is.

[Greg Cody]

How is Rose doing? Is Rose.

[Dan Le Batard]

It seems like it's uncomfortable.

[Zaslow]

I don't know. She's in the other room there. Tell her I say, hey.

[Amin Elhassan]

Oh, man.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

We have our Waymo camera person there. It's actually not a real person.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, so, Zad, you're pretty close, and you're going to the place where Scarface. I told this story earlier, Greg. There's a famous strip on Ocean Drive. We were talking about Miami Vice yesterday. This used to be an entirely dead area. And then Scarface and Miami Vice gave the city a certain image nationally. And on Ocean Drive is the little hotel where the Colombian drug lords tried to chainsaw Al Pacino and his friends. And it was gonna be an X rated movie. And they made the arguments to Hollywood. No, we don't see Buzz Saw. Touch Flesh. And so you're going to that hotel now, which of course is a pharmacy. Correct? It's now a pharmacy.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah, it's a CVS.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, so that's the one near

[Amin Elhassan]

the 5th Street Gym, right?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, yeah, it's relatively close. But you remember the guy staggered into the street like it was. It was considered the most graphic to turn an R movie into an X rated movie was that scene, the Buzzsaw scene in it. That was that. That stuff was happening in Miami back then. Greg, you grew up in that Miami.

[Amin Elhassan]

Well, I grew up in that Broward county, about 30 miles north.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm saying in the 80s, you raised your kids in the Miami where that could happen in a local hotel room. The drug wars allowed. There were people in strip malls, in the street gunned down because it was the wild, wild west.

[Amin Elhassan]

Yeah. Every table had a mountain of chalk on it. Except it wasn't chalk.

[Dan Le Batard]

So that is where Zaz is going. Zaz, you tell us when you're there and we'll check back in with you. Okay?

[Zaslow]

We're passing Star island right now, Dan.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, so that's the richest stuff we've got over there. Bezos and everybody else is trying to buy everything for $150 million.

[Zaslow]

Plus I got five on it.

[Dan Le Batard]

What does that mean?

[Amin Elhassan]

$5?

[Zaslow]

Yeah, means I'm getting in on it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Greg, can you.

[Gambling Problem PSA]

Marijuana reference.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can you explain yourself? As would have been so frustrated with you if he had seen your son. This has never happened here before. Have you guys seen this happen before? Where Chris Cody gets so frustrated. So frustrated with his father that because. Because he was yelling a joke at him.

[Greg Cody]

That only works if he's the one that makes it.

[Dan Le Batard]

It.

[Greg Cody]

Only the rest of us making it

[Dan Le Batard]

doesn't make it funny.

[Greg Cody]

He's got to make the joke, but he's too busy dancing to oh, Coach like my foul owl on the prowl.

[Dan Le Batard]

On the prowl that he didn't hear that he.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

That.

[Dan Le Batard]

That he just was. It's very frustrating. I mean, delightful.

[Zaslow]

I mean, coach could be studying tape right now. Instead, he's answering foul owl on the prowl questions.

[Amin Elhassan]

I know. While Zaslo is driving in a car being driven by the invisible man from a Ralph Ellison novel.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, Greg, I don't know what

[Zaslow]

those two have to do with each.

[Dan Le Batard]

Craig, you haven't been very good today, okay? And I want to play for you an example of this. You were very good. You were very good last week, but

[Greg Cody]

you just made your son.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, has he ever thrown his

[Greg Cody]

papers up in the air before? He had a big stack of papers. I have no idea from the way that he does this show that he had done anything in the way of planning or organization. So to see him back there throw seven papers up in the when I don't think he reads. And he proved at the start of that segment that he doesn't know how to him throwing seven papers up in the air frustrated because his dad wouldn't take the easiest joke. I've never seen it before.

[Ad Announcer]

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[Producer or Side Commentator]

the ocean because he was like hearing me say it and like celebrating like I was saying it on air. It's like, no, just for you. Say it.

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[Zaslow]

Don Lebatard John, can you rate my Al Pacino from that billiard scene in Carlito's way? If I do it for you? I think it's pretty good.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah.

[Zaslow]

Okay.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Stugats.

[Zaslow]

You think you're big time? Are you gonna die big time?

[Producer or Side Commentator]

That is on my infamous scale of 1 to 10.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

That's a 7.6 solid.

[Dan Le Batard]

Good job.

[Zaslow]

Good job.

[Starbucks Announcer]

That's a suey nominee right there.

[Dan Le Batard]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stug.

[Greg Cody]

So just to show people behind the curtains as we'll get back to you in a second, we evidently have a replay.

[Dan Le Batard]

And Greg, I want you to see it so that you can see, because I haven't seen it. I just lived it. I felt it. And I felt for your son. He's in charge of the thing back there. It flies off the rails sometimes and offends the celebrities. The show's hard to book because of stupidities like that.

[Amin Elhassan]

The thing back there.

[Dan Le Batard]

I actually presuming. Yeah, it's hard to book because of other people. I'm presuming when doing that. And I have a blind spot here, admittedly, because I can't wait to hear from Coogler at the end of this. I have a blind spot about. I totally assumed from the very start because Dusty May was a friend of the show the last time and because he's local and because he understands that he knows what our show is, that he was in on the joke. I presumed it without asking him.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Well, he was in on the attempt at a joke. Just a joke. Suggest that we landed it.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

I imagine he leaves that kind of just shaking his head, smiling, and then like, the Michigan program's like, well, that

[Zaslow]

was a waste of time.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Oh, Dan. So not much has changed down there, huh? All right, what time's a citrus poll against Bama?

[Dan Le Batard]

Because people wanted a serious interview.

[Zaslow]

I loved it.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, but I.

[Starbucks Announcer]

It had potential.

[Amin Elhassan]

No doubt.

[Starbucks Announcer]

We. We fell short, but, like, I thought it was fine.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, but no, no, no. I. From a content standpoint. And I want to ask Amin and I want to ask Greg Cody if we're going to dissect this particular. This. What about Siegfried? I'm not interested right now in the opinions of Siegfried or Roy. What I am interested in before we get back to the waymo, is when we do that interview with Dusty May, you guys know, I mean, we've done this enough, right? 21 years. I don't love talking to the coaches because they come on and they say their things and it's sales and it's platitudes and people do eat it up. They gobble it up. Especially if you're a coach of the moment. But coaching interviews, to me, I hate them. I hate them.

[Ad Announcer]

God, I hope he's not listening right now.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, but not his. No. So he comes. Look, this is a worthy, newsworthy guest. Last year, I turned down Kelvin Sampson. I got in trouble with Coogler on that one just because the coach interviews

[Greg Cody]

are maddening to me.

[Dan Le Batard]

They're professional Salesmen, all of them.

[Ad Announcer]

Kelvin Sampson could have been on our show talking about we're poor. That could have been our Sal.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's correct.

[Ad Announcer]

That's your fault.

[Dan Le Batard]

And so this is the time of

[Greg Cody]

the year for them.

[Dan Le Batard]

And furthermore, because I grew up in a market and you guys know this, where in South Florida, all they did they

[Starbucks Announcer]

tracks. Given what we're seeing.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Fruit aisle birth on aisle eight.

[Greg Cody]

Food aisle.

[Zaslow]

Oh, boy.

[Dan Le Batard]

Food aisle.

[Dusty May]

One of them.

[Dan Le Batard]

Food aisles.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Who said fruit

[Producer or Side Commentator]

still? I mean, popular island produce is generally not an aisle. It's like a section, but whatever.

[Amin Elhassan]

Yeah, a bogo. Thank you.

[Dan Le Batard]

In this market where for 20 years the university of Miami basketball program was very frustrated because it couldn't get actually into the game with Leonard Hamilton and a million other coaches. The way that South Florida Sports radio celebrated this time of year is getting all the Seth Greenberg's of the room, all the salesmen in one room. And they would get on and do long shows for days with the coaches selling their sports to people. And then Dick Vital comes on with us and gets furious because we say,

[Greg Cody]

hey, we think Pitino cheats. We think, think.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Come on, Dan.

[Dan Le Batard]

Come on, Dan. And hangs up on our show. That's correct. Because what do you.

[Greg Cody]

What?

[Dan Le Batard]

You're not in on the sales, guys. You're not. I thought we were all selling this together. You think Dusty May comes on our show and expects to be able to sell Michigan to the nation? You think like with. With. I'm going to do the platitudes versus I'm going to show my personality.

[Starbucks Announcer]

I think we're having a different conversation. For the record, Dusty was great.

[Ad Announcer]

Awesome.

[Starbucks Announcer]

He was the best thing about that.

[Ad Announcer]

Come back, coach, please.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Yeah, I. You're talking now about coaching interviews in a vacuum. And I don't think. I think Dusty May was very playful and very.

[Dan Le Batard]

But what I'm asking Amin and Greg is, do you want me to get the sound on? And this is how we're going to play against Alabama?

[Greg Cody]

No.

[Ad Announcer]

I mean, not necessarily. I think that the idea is that we're going to push the envelope within reason and hope that they play along. And sometimes they do like Dusty did. And I think you turning down Kelvin Sampson was a massive mistake because he's a guy. He's reached the age where it's like, I don't care anymore. I'm not gonna do the political thing. I'm just gonna say what I feel. And he could have been a great quote. I think you need to stop judging books by their covers.

[Amin Elhassan]

I personally think we Played it right. Because there's a million other places you can go to hear Dusty may analyze Alabama.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

So let's ask him about leaving fau.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Good call.

[Amin Elhassan]

Exactly. That's right, because he volunteered it by saying he misses Boca. Right on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Hold on. Zas is on Ocean Drive now. I can see that familiar strip of land. It is one of the most famous. And look, he's pulling up right now.

[Zaslow]

All right, everyone is staring at us. Dan, there was. There was a woman. She physically grabbed her child's head and manually turned it around to look at the freak show.

[Ad Announcer]

Yeah, she said, look at that guy with a big head.

[Starbucks Announcer]

It appears as though you've stopped in a valet lane, though, which is an odd place for a drop off and probably confused.

[Zaslow]

Give me a moment. I gotta get out of the car.

[Dan Le Batard]

So. But is it telling you to get out of the car or take us through here Station?

[Zaslow]

I'm just. I'm very aware of being at the location I asked it to take us, so I know to get out.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, but is someone around you telling you to get out? Just for a second, because I. Is the car then leaving? Are you coming back on the car as well? How does this work? Are you. Are we gonna.

[Zaslow]

The car says, please exit now.

[Dan Le Batard]

Wow.

[Amin Elhassan]

With an exclamation point.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, so before you do that. Good. Follow up. Greg, is there an exclamation point?

[Zaslow]

That guy right there is taking a picture of us. That's not creepy at all.

[Dan Le Batard]

Are you gonna come back in that car? Or as you get out, is the car then going to abandon you? Are we going to televise your return?

[Zaslow]

His car is gonna dip.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, get out then, and show us the. Where the famous Scarface scene happened. Take us on a little tour, would you please?

[Amin Elhassan]

Yep.

[Zaslow]

Give me a second.

[Amin Elhassan]

All right. Hitchhike back.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, he can just Uber or take a taxi. Why would you have him hitchhike?

[Amin Elhassan]

It'd be funny.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Taxi.

[Ad Announcer]

I'm with you, Greg.

[Amin Elhassan]

It would.

[Dan Le Batard]

There are still taxi. There are still taxis.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Let's just get it.

[Dan Le Batard]

With the taxi struggling.

[Zaslow]

Yellow cab.

[Dan Le Batard]

Roy. It's fair to say. It's fair to say. The taxi. The taxi has to feel very threatened right now by what? We just televised the taxi.

[Greg Cody]

The taxi was already hurt because of

[Dan Le Batard]

Uber, but there still are taxis on the beach. Yes. Shocking to me. And so here goes. All right, so here. The car's gonna leave. Goodbye, Waymo. Thank you for all the help. Zaslo, hold on just a second. Before you go up there, can I get a replay of Chris Cody Just throwing the papers up in the air. Please, may or may I not. Why do you keep shampoo in the pool?

[Dusty May]

Me?

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Yeah, right here.

[Dusty May]

I start feeding him.

[Amin Elhassan]

Yeah, that's my man.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's feeding you, right?

[Greg Cody]

He's. He's feeding.

[Amin Elhassan]

Right on.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Say it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, that's why he had his bokeh. Right on. Look, he's a proud. No, that's what it was. I missed it the first time. We don't got the papers being thrown up in the air. No, he wanted to shout boca. Right on. And he was just like, feeling the

[Greg Cody]

top of humor, like that's all it was.

[Dan Le Batard]

Greg was really pleased with himself there.

[Amin Elhassan]

I'm a. I'm an. I'm an owl. I'm proud of my alumni. He's gone on to do great things with a springboard of Boca. Right on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Sads, give us the play by play of what you're doing right now.

[Zaslow]

He's not an alum. He didn't go to fau. Dusty May.

[Amin Elhassan]

Well, I did. I went to FAU for both of us.

[Dan Le Batard]

What happened to you not being a fan and being a journalist and all that stuff?

[Amin Elhassan]

What happened to you not banging a drum at a Panthers game? I went to. You never played for the Panthers. I went to fau, so.

[Dan Le Batard]

Gotcha.

[Amin Elhassan]

It's where I met my wife.

[Expedia Announcer]

Point.

[Amin Elhassan]

Christopher would not be here if I hadn't gone to fau.

[Starbucks Announcer]

He's right about that.

[Ad Announcer]

He got your. It's like he's been waiting on that one all day long. Just say something. Say something. You know what that is? That's another Greg Cody

[Zaslow]

straight out of Scarface.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a great car right there. Yeah.

[Zaslow]

Dan, it's hot outside.

[Amin Elhassan]

Crying.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, we got our last. I think good night and good morning of the year. In terms of weather. I think the rest of the way it's going to be baking sun the rest of the way. This is a long walk for you. Why did car leave you so far away from where it is that you're going? I thought it was leaving you right in the front, I think.

[Greg Cody]

Are you in the right place?

[Zaslow]

Yeah, I'm in the right place. I recognize this area. See, here's the cvs. I'm literally next to the CVS now.

[Amin Elhassan]

Start jogging, get a little exercise in.

[Zaslow]

But that is a good point. Like, it dropped us off like a block away.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Great place for you to have stupid driver run.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Spray Prince.

[Dan Le Batard]

Are you tired? Are you winded Sword from yesterday's streak hockey?

[Zaslow]

I'm tired. I'm walking. What's the matter with you? All right, right here. See it?

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, look at this.

[Zaslow]

The staircase that was used in the filming of Scarface. Starring Al Pacino and Stephen Bauer and Mary Elizabeth Mastantonio and Michelle Pfeiffer. This scene depicts the Chainsaw Massacre and is a world famous Hollywood landmark. What a movie.

[Ad Announcer]

Why is the number 1983 in quote quotes, it says the filming of the quote 1983 unquote, classic movie Scarface.

[Zaslow]

That's a fair question.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, we don't, you know, we don't do English great in this town that

[Dusty May]

well, neither do you.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

You kept asking may I? You or may kept throwing the I in there.

[Dan Le Batard]

So good. All right, take us up to the hotel room or the motel room, I guess. It was the first one on the right, I think.

[Zaslow]

But look, look here. Look with the camera.

[Starbucks Announcer]

It's.

[Zaslow]

It's chained off. Off.

[Amin Elhassan]

Huh.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

But ah, that's an easy.

[Zaslow]

Apparently we are not allowed to go to the site.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, but you can jump over, do the limbo.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Okay.

[Dan Le Batard]

You don't. Or the limbo. Yeah.

[Amin Elhassan]

Or under. Okay.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Ad Announcer]

Scoffl, Eddy. Play to not put your leg over.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, it's my. It's Miami.

[Amin Elhassan]

You're now trespassing.

[Dan Le Batard]

Nothing bad would happen there.

[Producer or Side Commentator]

Now Danny's climbing over.

[Zaslow]

They're going to do the same thing. Nothing.

[Dan Le Batard]

They could buzz saw you. Would you recreate the scene for us? Do you think you can stagger down the staircase and fall down in Ocean Drive as if you've been. You know what? Didn't Tony like what he do? Did he shoot him a couple of times or did he? There was some reason that the guy with the chainsaw was staggering down the stairs and overacting the hell out of it.

[Zaslow]

Dan, do you know that the restaurant right next to here, right there, it's called Montana's.

[Dan Le Batard]

I did not know that. Tony Montana's. Good call. I did not know that.

[Zaslow]

Yeah, right in there. That's where Tony was about to get chainsawed.

[Ad Announcer]

This is great podcast escape though.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay. I mean just whispered to me, this is great podcasting.

[Zaslow]

It really was on the air.

[Greg Cody]

It really doesn't work. Oh, I thought on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh boy, oh boy.

[Zaslow]

Good hour from you, Dano.

[Starbucks Announcer]

Let's call a timeout.

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[Zaslow]

Plus time to party.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a great attitude.

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[Dan Le Batard]

You sound insane.

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Dusty May]

Well, clones aren't real, dummy.

[Dan Le Batard]

And time machines are super grounded in reality.

[Movie Trailer Announcer]

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