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Dan LeBatard
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo, what are you doing here?
Stugotz
Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Dan LeBatard
Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners.
Stugotz
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
So enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo.
Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo Cuervo.com please drink responsibly.
Billy Gill
Cuervo welcome to the Big Sui presented by DraftKings.
Stugotz
Why are you listening to this show?
Billy Gill
The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry. I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Stugotz
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's FR that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
Billy Gill
I've done it. And now here's the marching man to Nowhere.
Mike Ryan
Fat face and the habitual liar.
Stugotz
It is time for Stugats to share his game notes.
Billy Gill
No one in the media will tell.
Stugotz
You what happened better than my boy, Stu.
Billy Gill
Weekend observations brought to you by Miller Light. Dan. They were down 202 home losses at the world's most famous arena. People celebrated Tyrese Halliburton for making one of the worst decisions in the history of basketball and for thinking he ended the game, when in fact, he did not. You practically held a funeral for the Knicks. You wrote them off. Well, guess what? They did it right back because they went on the road and they saved their season. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it, the New York Knicks are back.
Stugotz
You say that and I don't agree with you.
Billy Gill
What do you mean they won? They're not back.
Stugotz
They won because Brunson, you didn't hold the funeral. Brunson was in foul trouble.
Billy Gill
Smart shot.
Stugotz
Brunson and Cat playing together is a defensive disaster. Brunson ranks 147th out of 147th on plus minus defensive.
Greg Cote
I told you that. Math friends.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugotz
Dorks. They won because Brunson was out. That's the re. They can't play Cat and Brunson together.
Billy Gill
Says who?
Stugotz
Defensive metrics.
Billy Gill
Oh. Habistro, Abbott. Who was it?
Chris Cote
Math friends.
Billy Gill
Speaking of back Sunderland. Welcome back to the Premier League. The Black Cats Also back. Ronald Acuna Jr. 467ft dead center. First pitch back after that guy.
Stugotz
That's crazy. That first pitch back. You can't throw it over the plate to him.
Jessica Smetana
He's got to know, right? That I'm swinging at the first pitch no matter what. Because if I do hit a home run. That is cool.
Billy Gill
Also back the Red Clay at Roland Garrus. Four things back. Long weekend, Dano.
Stugotz
That is a lot of backs.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Nori just beat Medvedev.
Billy Gill
Get out of here. Yeah, he's out. Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
I'm telling you, this back from the dead.
Billy Gill
It's a different tournament.
Dan LeBatard
It really is. Love that clay. How great was that tribute to Rafa?
Billy Gill
It was awesome.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. The four legends of that generation see.
Billy Gill
His kid high five. And the other three.
Dan LeBatard
That was awesome.
Billy Gill
It was nice. Yeah. Cute kid.
Stugotz
Is his arm also a lot larger than his other arm?
Dan LeBatard
Kids, they were saying that that larger. The Federers, that should have been the. The way that they honored Raava. Instead of like forever having a footprint in the clay. Just a huge left arm.
Stugotz
An arm that looked like a thigh.
Billy Gill
Dan, when the knicks are down 20, you know where they have you, right.
Stugotz
Where they want you.
Billy Gill
You're on your game. 20 points is the most dangerous lead in basketball, Dan. I'll never forget where I was when a lineup with Dalon Wright and Landry Shamit save the knicks season.
Greg Cote
That Shamet 3 in the corner was huge.
Billy Gill
Massive.
Greg Cote
And the offensive foul?
Billy Gill
No idea. It was a Knick.
Stugotz
Again. They won because Brunson had to sit.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Are you saying the Knicks are better without Brunson?
Stugotz
I'm saying they're better. I'm saying they're better.
Billy Gill
What a math guy saying they're better.
Stugotz
At defense without Brunson. That they show every time Thibodeau goes in and out with Brunson on defense the last two minutes of any game.
Billy Gill
Tom Thibodeau trying out new lineups in a must win game. You know what that was? Of course. Right?
Stugotz
Dan throwing the kitchen Sink at everything.
Billy Gill
But the kitchen sink game. Man, you are on it. Yeah, I fired him at halftime.
Stugotz
I mean, Mitchell Robinson's a fun player to watch.
Greg Cote
Problems? You can't burn him out for 46 minutes.
Stugotz
He needs very, like, 19 minutes, and you just can't. He's not fun to watch at the free throw line. Like Stan was saying the other day during the game, every time he grabs an offensive rebound, just foul.
Dan LeBatard
I can hear Stan's eye roll sometimes.
Billy Gill
Reggie, good.
Stugotz
Stan's going to be on this week. You're. You're going to. I want to hear you ask him that.
Dan LeBatard
There was. There was a moment with like, 30 seconds left, and Reggie's like, you got a foul here, and your math friends were probably losing their minds. No, you don't. No, you don't. And you could hear the eyes rolling on SVG at that one bit of analysis.
Stugotz
Why didn't anyone roll their eyes at Richard Jefferson saying both teams were literally playing for their lives in game three? Okc, Minnesota, for all my objections to it. I'm just saying you can't say OKC is playing for their lives. They're up to.
Billy Gill
I'll take game for your life. Whenever someone wants to say game for your life, I don't care.
Jessica Smetana
How do you know he didn't have inside info, right?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
33 seconds. The spread between the teams is three. They have a shot at the two for one. No, you don't, Reggie. No, you don't.
Stugotz
Put it on the poll, please. Juju at Lebatard show. Can a team that's up to O literally be playing for their lives? I'm sorry to be still up if they lose. I'm sorry to be so mad about it. The game didn't matter at all, though, Casey. Like, at all.
Billy Gill
Never mind being for their lives according to you. Not according to him.
Stugotz
They could have just not come to the game and it wouldn't have mattered.
Jessica Smetana
I'm just considering maybe we didn't have all the information going into the game.
Dan LeBatard
And then they won after they lost their lives.
Billy Gill
Right?
Stugotz
Hard to do.
Billy Gill
Impossible. They should win the series. I mean, let's just move on. Knicks, Pacers, the rare Eastern Conference finals that just keeps starting. The home team win again. Anyway, Scott Foster did what Scott Foster does. The Extender. The Extender. Sounds like a great Jason Statham movie.
Stugotz
What does it sound more like, a Jason Statham movie or a Jimmy Johnson commercial for erectile pills?
Billy Gill
Wow. Wow.
Stugotz
That's a good one. One of the most shocking things of my lifetime, commercially, was Seeing Jimmy Johnson in a. A race suit. A race car suit, yes. Doing commercials for something that makes your pee pee longer.
Chris Cote
Boing.
Greg Cote
Well, I don't know longer.
Billy Gill
You're Jimmy.
Dan LeBatard
You had to go boing there.
Billy Gill
I did Johnson.
Chris Cote
That was no sound effect either, by the way. I created that. It was literally the best sound effect I've ever made myself.
Billy Gill
The Knicks and Pacers. All right, goodbye. 12 2. This playoffs on the road, road court advantage. Both teams would sign up today for only road games. Do you believe that?
Stugotz
I do not.
Billy Gill
I don't think the Knicks like playing in the Mecca. Weird. I spent the entire third quarter coming up with trades to get Karl Anthony Towns off the Knicks and spent the entire fourth quarter saying he was the best Knick of all time. It's quite the roller coaster, these games. T.J. mcConnell leads the NBA in pesky campaign. Leads the NBA in irrational confidence. The Mario Chalmers Top 5 players in NBA history who had the most irrational confidence. He has naming rights. Number five, Reuben Patterson for dubbing himself the Kobe Stopper. Number four, J.R. smith. Number three.
Stugotz
I saw him, by the way. You haven't lived until you experience the NBA playoffs the way that I did this weekend. I was right near Madison Square Garden when an emptied. It was very quiet as it emptied on Saturday night.
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugotz
It was just as empty, just as quiet Sunday morning. But I did see right in front of my hotel smoking a joint in the street, J.R. smith. And it made me feel good about where I was in the world.
Billy Gill
Huh. Seems right.
Dan LeBatard
That doesn't sound like him.
Billy Gill
Isn't he coaching somewhere?
Chris Cote
He is.
Dan LeBatard
I think he's golfing pretty well too.
Billy Gill
Oh, he's a coach somewhere.
Stugotz
He's a great golfer and he was just right at college. I will not get used to being in New York City and seeing people smoke openly in the street. But to have J.R. smith do it felt right.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Greg Cote
I saw J.R. smith one time at Dayland Mall without a shirt. Just in the mall, no shirt. Nobody said anything to him smoking. Not smoking when he got outside. Yeah, but in the mall, just no shirt.
Stugotz
He was. He spent. After they won the championship, both him and Ron Artest spent a lot of time days either in our test case, wearing his uniform around the city or being shirtless and JR Smith just being shirtless.
Billy Gill
New York City is weird. It's a free for all, man. Everyone's just smoking weed.
Stugotz
Do you think it's weird? You guys think it's weird that I'm sitting there telling you? Do you know that it's still strange to me optically, based on how it is that I grew up around marijuana. To see J.R. smith in front of a hotel just openly being okay smoking marijuana. And there's no stigma to it because I felt like he had to hide it poorly the entirety of his career.
Jessica Smetana
No, that's how I visited Amsterdam 25 years ago. I was like, this place is crazy.
Dan LeBatard
It's like that. Damn. There's still a stigma around snitching.
Stugotz
Wait a minute.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Don't be. Don't be putting his business out there.
Stugotz
Wait a minute. That's not.
Dan LeBatard
J.R. smith does not have that kind of reputation. For you to. For you to be doing that. I know. A mic.
David Sampson
Not cool.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Cote
Just say I wasn't sure it was him.
Billy Gill
Right.
Chris Cote
Could have been an impersonator.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
I wasn't sure it was weed, but I was. Because it was J.R. smith. I didn't even have. I didn't even see smoke or anything in his hand.
Billy Gill
I just thought seeing J R Smith confirmed for you that it was indeed marijuana.
Stugotz
It was 8 o' clock in the morning. It's J R Smith. I don't see any smoke around him, but clearly he's smoking, right? Because it's J R Smith.
Chris Cote
Wow. Early buzz, wake and bake.
Billy Gill
Number three.
Stugotz
Is that still snitching?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, man.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
If it's leech. If it's legal, but if it's. Wait, what's.
Billy Gill
It is legal.
Dan LeBatard
I want to do it, but. But it's.
Billy Gill
It's legal.
Dan LeBatard
You never know what he's trying to do with his life, what states he might be trying to do that stuff in his life.
Billy Gill
I know he wasn't trying to hide it.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, I wouldn't be putting his business out there.
Stugotz
I'm not sure that's snitching. I'm not sure that qualifies.
Chris Cote
It sort of is, yeah.
Billy Gill
I don't know. It's like saying you saw someone smoking a cigarette. I mean, it's legal.
Jessica Smetana
You know what happens snitches, right?
Billy Gill
What happens?
Jessica Smetana
Get in trouble.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Tell him. Number three, Nick Young, Swaggy P. Number two, Dion Waiters, and number one, Draymond Green. That guy has no reason to be as confident as he is. I mean, seriously, he's got a lot of reasons. Steph Curry's his reason.
Stugotz
St.
Billy Gill
He's put him on the Wizards Dam. What kind of career does Draymond Green have? Seriously.
Stugotz
Draymond Green.
Billy Gill
Right place, right time.
Chris Cote
Fair.
Billy Gill
Thank you.
Stugotz
It's not.
Billy Gill
It's a rational confidence. He ain't wrong he had nothing to do with the winning.
Stugotz
I mean, guys, he. He is wrong. He is an unprecedented defensive player.
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugotz
Like there. There has never been another basketball player who plays that defense at that size.
Billy Gill
Now put him in Washington.
Chris Cote
Wow. Literally the best ever is what you're saying, right?
Billy Gill
He'd be a Shanghai Shark. I mean, here come the Rays.
Stugotz
I've been watching them.
Billy Gill
You're raised.
Stugotz
I know it.
Dan LeBatard
I've been watching you like the new ballpark optically. It's got to make for a more enjoyable visual experience, right?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
I just love watching their players.
Billy Gill
What a tie for Dan.
Stugotz
Don't care where they play.
Billy Gill
Raising Pacers.
Chris Cote
Oh, Dan.
Billy Gill
Oh. If Your name is S.L. price, you think you're better than everyone else. I'm not saying he thinks it, but if you're. If someone else out there is named SL Price.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Billy Gill
That person probably thinks they're better than you.
Chris Cote
I know. I had Scott on my podcast a couple of weeks ago and he. He is very self deprecating about that. You know, he admits that. It seems like he's really trying to show.
Stugotz
I want you to know that the only reason he mentioned SL price for the first time in 20 years is because he was on your podcast. That was not a coincidence.
Chris Cote
Wow. Thank you, Sagots.
Billy Gill
You got it. It was actually on his topic sheet last week.
Chris Cote
Was it?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Billy Gill
I mean, who reads your topic sheet more than me?
Chris Cote
I mean, you know, nobody else got to it last week, so that kind of thing and so forth, you know.
Stugotz
But Scott Price, why are you adding a so forth to that kind of thing?
Chris Cote
A so forth and so on?
Stugotz
I thought. Wait a minute. I thought that kind of thing. Stood alone. I thought that, that, that was.
Dan LeBatard
Stand out of the way. Dan.
Chris Cote
I'm embellishing. You know, sometimes it needs an embellishment, right?
Stugotz
Jack.
Billy Gill
Congratulations to David Sampson for staying on the DraftKings network. It turns out it's pretty easy to negotiate against yourself. Travis Hunter getting married and having his wife unbox her Mercedes Benz at a bends at the ceremony. Feels like it would have been easier to get that thing delivered to the house. If I have to watch you open a Mercedes Benz at your wedding, guess what? I'm taking back my gift. The toaster. It's coming with me. I mean, who wants to see that?
Chris Cote
Nobody.
Billy Gill
Nobody. Do that in the privacy of your own home or driveway.
Chris Cote
I mean, talk about showy, right? The. The epitome of showy, right? It's ridiculous. Mercedes, right, Please.
Billy Gill
Jeez. Shohei Ohtani hitting his second leadoff Home run in two days. Yawn. Do it while pitching.
Stugotz
What? Like while pitching you want him to hit a home run off himself?
Billy Gill
Like I want to see him pitch again.
Stugotz
But you want just. I know, but you get a hitter and a pigeon. I'm just asking for a clarification on what you want. Do you want Otani to hit a home run in a game that he's also pitching in, or do you want him to pitch, then go to home plate and hit a home run off his own pitch?
Billy Gill
I would like it. That's too much.
Stugotz
Okay, that's too much.
Billy Gill
In a game that he's pitching, I would like to see him with a lead off home run. You know, give yourself a little lead.
Chris Cote
You know, he's half the player he used to be.
Stugotz
Not just give yourself a little lead. Right. Because you want just. You want him to do that only on the road or you want him to shut out the team in the top of the first and then hit a home run in the bottom of the first. Just to be clear.
Billy Gill
I understand. Road home. Just do it when you're pitching.
Stugotz
Okay?
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
You want him to give your talent. If you to give your team a lean means you have to be pitching on the road and hit the home run. Otherwise it means you have to do.
Billy Gill
It on the road.
Chris Cote
I mean, I think he should. When you're pitching, he should pitch and hit at the time.
Billy Gill
Same.
Chris Cote
Same time. If you were any good, what you do is you bring a bat to the mound and you hit a line. Instead of throwing a fastball, you hit a line drive over the plate.
Stugotz
None of that makes any sense.
Chris Cote
Sure it does.
Stugotz
You just. You're. None of that made any sense?
Chris Cote
I think so.
Stugotz
Okay.
Jessica Smetana
Better not hit it over that short porch either.
Billy Gill
That's what I'm talking about.
Stugotz
Nothing. You. I don't even understand what you said.
Chris Cote
You don't?
Stugotz
No.
Chris Cote
Okay. Otani is on the mound with a bat. Instead of grooving a fastball down the plate, what's he doing? He's tossing the ball up, hitting a line drive over the plate.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Cote
Batter can't get around it.
Dan LeBatard
So he's Bugs Bunny.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Chris Cote
Well, I mean, how fast does a bat does a ball leave a bat? Everybody's got metrics now. Call your math friends. How fast does the the ball leave a bat?
Stugotz
120 miles an hour, sometimes. When it's Otanic.
Dan LeBatard
There you go. It changes every time. There isn't a universal mph on it.
Chris Cote
Okay, but how fast do you throw? Let's say 100 miles an hour. You can hit it harder than that.
Stugotz
You can, but it has to be thrown at you 100 miles an hour in order to do that. You've got him hitting off a tee at 100 miles an hour. That's not how that works.
Chris Cote
No, you don't use a T. You throw it up.
Greg Cote
Like we'll practice, Dan.
Dan LeBatard
Like Little League infield for the coach.
Chris Cote
To throw it up.
Dan LeBatard
They're not like Red Barry.
Chris Cote
Right, Red Barry.
Greg Cote
Rest in peace, Red Berry.
Stugotz
Greg, you don't understand what you're saying. In order to hit a ball 120 miles an hour, it has to be thrown at about 100 miles.
Chris Cote
Is that true?
Stugotz
Yes.
Chris Cote
I doubt that.
Dan LeBatard
Tom and Manski could probably do it.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Dan LeBatard
That's the type of skill that got back to back to back to back. AAU National Championship.
Stugotz
Can you guys call some of my physics friends, please?
Chris Cote
Physics.
Greg Cote
Physics.
Dan LeBatard
That center fielder can throw that ball into a garbage can.
Billy Gill
I don't care what analytics the Dodgers have. A leadoff hitter should not lead the league at home runs. It's bad baseball.
Stugotz
They're playing it different.
Billy Gill
It's bad baseball.
Chris Cote
Terrible.
Stugotz
That's not how they're playing.
Chris Cote
Cleanup hitters gotta lead the league in homers.
Billy Gill
God, you guys call the math guys.
Dan LeBatard
That's how Imanski taught it. And like Fred McGriff told us.
Billy Gill
Yep. Prime Dog.
Dan LeBatard
That is the instructional video that gets results.
Billy Gill
You know what the F in Taylor Fritz stands for? Not France. It's a different tournament, man. Guys who are good on every other surface aren't good there. It's weird.
Stugotz
I mean, it's been the case since they put Clay on that court. Stugots.
Billy Gill
Well, it's always been Clay.
Stugotz
I think that's correct. That what you're saying is not a revelation.
Dan LeBatard
It's always been so Sinner's line, and I'm not making this up, was minus 1 million.
Billy Gill
What?
Dan LeBatard
I've never seen so many zeros after a one in a line. I mean, if you see two cents lying on the ground, do you pick it up?
Stugotz
I saw a friend of mine. I saw a friend of mine with a $10 bet that would have cashed $10,000. Tyler Herro, Finals MVP.
Dan LeBatard
Sad bet.
Billy Gill
Just light your $10 on fire.
Chris Cote
Seriously. Roll it up and smoke it.
Dan LeBatard
Maybe that's what JR's doing.
Stugotz
Snitch. Don't snitch.
Dan LeBatard
He was smoking his betting slip.
Billy Gill
Dan. Name a White Sox.
Stugotz
A white sock. A white sock.
Billy Gill
Name a white sock. I dare you. Name one. Because I watched the entire White sock Mech game all nine innings over the weekend, and I still can't name one.
Stugotz
Jose Contreras.
Billy Gill
Get out of here.
Chris Cote
Voight Wilhelm.
Billy Gill
There's no way. Contreras, maybe. Is he still around? Jose Contreras.
Stugotz
No, he's not.
Billy Gill
Dan, you'll never guess who the Mets hitting coaches. Eric Chavez, a professional hitter of baseball. I like this Mets. In the early 2000s, nobody played a better third base than Eric Chavez. The hot corner. He's good, man.
Stugotz
That he was.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Pacers in the Eastern Conference finals. Caitlin Clark Hosting the defending WNBA champions. The passing of Jim Ursay and the Indy 500. For just a moment, Indianapolis was the sports capital of the world. Rare for them. Congratulations to them. Joe Rose, the rare host whose voice remains the dominant one even while on vacation. It's unbelievable. I mean, there's five minutes, you know, segments followed by 11 minutes of Joe Rose commercials.
Stugotz
Still doing it.
Billy Gill
And he does it like he's still there.
Greg Cote
The big dog.
Billy Gill
Ah, the big dog. Still getting it done. So we're inside 100 days until the cane season started today. Wow. It was a Joe. It was somebody else. But it sounded like Joe. It was. Omar. Did sound like Joe. They do this weird thing where they have Joe. Like, Joe's not there, but they make it seem like Joe's still there.
Greg Cote
Like Joe. AI.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Last of his kind, really. There will never. There will never be anything like that again.
Chris Cote
He's had a great career.
Stugotz
That's correct.
Chris Cote
He was a pretty good tight end. He's been a better broadcaster.
Stugotz
I don't think he was a pretty good tight end. I think he was about 385 yards a season as a tight end.
Billy Gill
Good blocking tight end first.
Stugotz
Not. No, he wasn't that either. He got ransacked pretty good as a blocking tight end.
Chris Cote
Caught Dan Marino's first career.
Stugotz
That's all you can say. And he made. That's why he's had a great career. Everything that happened after. Go ahead and look up his average. Go ahead. Please look up for me.
Chris Cote
I shall.
Billy Gill
I've done it. It's great.
Stugotz
Joe Rose's playing career. So you see how ignorant you are about your Miami Dolphins dolphin historian.
Billy Gill
He really parlayed that.
Chris Cote
I think he had a. I think he had a very solid NFL.
Stugotz
All right, you tell me.
Dan LeBatard
It was a different time for tight ends.
Stugotz
That is correct.
Billy Gill
It was.
Stugotz
That is correct.
Dan LeBatard
They weren't very good.
Stugotz
That is correct.
Chris Cote
Played seven years.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Here we go. This should be fun.
Chris Cote
112 catches, seven years, 1493 yards.
Billy Gill
Right.
Chris Cote
13 touchdowns. That's a year for not including the playoffs.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
That is closer Kelsey year for Kelsey Kelsey season.
Stugotz
Read those stats again.
Chris Cote
Times have changed.
Stugotz
Do the averages give me his career high in passing in receiving yards for a season?
Chris Cote
345.
Stugotz
Okay.
Chris Cote
Wow. You know what?
Billy Gill
He surprised by that, huh?
Chris Cote
He led NFL tight ends 345 yards receiving.
Dan LeBatard
That's a big deal.
Greg Cote
Travis Kelsey in 22 had 110 catches for 1338 yards and 12 touchdowns.
Dan LeBatard
Show off that season, Is that right? That he led tight ends and receiving yards. That's really impressive.
Chris Cote
Yep.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, of the era, he was Travis Kelsey.
Billy Gill
But he was playing at a time where Kellen Winslow was playing. Right. Todd Christensen.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, that is a crazy bit of context that he was. Are you sure?
Stugotz
I'm.
Chris Cote
I'm seeing bold face numbers here. I don't know what. Doesn't that usually mean you led the league in something? I don't know.
Stugotz
Okay. He doesn't actually know.
Chris Cote
Explainer.
Stugotz
Doesn't seem it. Look, even for the time. I understand.
Chris Cote
I'm going to get to the bottom of.
Stugotz
The Dolphins in 1972 won the championship with Bob Griesy throwing seven passes in the Super Bowl.
Chris Cote
Right.
Stugotz
Okay. But that wasn't when Joe Rose played. He played 15 years later when 340 yards from a tight end was actually a decent amount for a tight end. I don't believe it would lead the season in receiving.
Chris Cote
That's correct. I will do a quick correction. It led the Dolphins tight ends in receiving.
Stugotz
Okay.
Chris Cote
But it did not lead the NFL.
Dan LeBatard
It did not lead the NFL tight.
Chris Cote
Ends better than average yards per catch for a tight end. 13.3. You go, Joe.
Jessica Smetana
Minor penalty, two minutes delay a show.
Billy Gill
Good delay though.
Greg Cote
In 1983, Kellen Winslow had 88 catches.
Dan LeBatard
For 1200 yards and eight touchdowns.
Stugotz
Again, not a good tight end. I'll say it again. No offense. Joe Rose. Love your career. Amazing career. Just not as a tight end.
Chris Cote
No offense though.
Stugotz
No offense.
Billy Gill
No offense. Right. If Andy Murray played in any other era, he'd be the goat. Or in the goat conversation.
Stugotz
That's funny.
Billy Gill
The A in Andy Murray stands for any other era. Goat conversation. I mean, too bad for him.
Dan LeBatard
I've got another like hot take. Seriously, Vavrinka too?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
He doesn't even crack the top four.
Billy Gill
Right. It's like all the guys who played when Jordan played. Had Jordan not been around, we might be talking about Elijah 1 as the greatest of all time. Maybe Drexler, maybe Barkley. Andy Murray. What was he doing there then?
Dan LeBatard
I just peeked. I know, but come on. The other at his peak, like winning that Wimbledon. He deserves to be there. Stan's got to be pissed, though.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Dan, you might have missed this, but Javi Baez is a center fielder.
Stugotz
I haven't missed it. No. We talked about it last week.
Billy Gill
I knew he was a Tiger, but a center fielder this week?
Stugotz
We talked about it last week.
Billy Gill
All right. Sorry.
Dan LeBatard
It's got to suck to be Stan Vavrinka. He's like, I can't even be the Swiss guy.
Billy Gill
Kyle Larson going for the double in the Indy 500 and the Coca Cola 600 and crashing in both. Hey, Kyle, why don't you pick one race and master that first? Focus on finishing. Oh, what a joke.
Stugotz
You got anything for him on this, Mike? You were touting Larson last week. You were very much looking forward to something that had to be pretty disappointing.
Dan LeBatard
There have been 12 attempts. Only one person has ever successfully done the double run all 1100 miles. It's really hard to do. And on top of that, you have idiots telling you you're a bad driver for just merely trying it. Kyle Larson could have just not tried it and not subjected himself to being in Sugats's weekend observations. And if you read his post race comments, it sounds like he's kind of done doing the double. It was a very frustrating experience, and no, it's not good. I think pushing the boundaries of what is possible in motorsports is something everybody should aspire to, but. But the reaction to it has made me, as a Kyle Larson fan, not want him to run it anymore.
Stugotz
We will ask the winner of the Indy 500 question about that in the next 20 minutes.
Billy Gill
All right, tip of the cap to around the horn and Tony Reali. Hell of a run. Speaking of hell, Art Briles. Dan. Those are the weekend observations.
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Stugotz
Don LeBatard.
Billy Gill
I had Rachel and Emma both home and I was in a fight with Rachel and I said, if you roll your eyes one more time, there's going to be a problem, a big problem. And she said, really? What are you going to do?
Stugotz
Stugats. Oh, God damn. I mean, that's where I didn't have an answer. This is the Dan Levatar show with the st. I have some observations about the observations.
Mike Ryan
Wow.
Stugotz
My question to you start off as you say, T.J. mcConnell leads the league in pesky.
Billy Gill
Yeah, he does.
Stugotz
Do we ever give that to a black guy or is it always to, to someone who looks like T.J. mcConnell? Is, is he, is he the only one who's getting leads the league in pesky? That specific, that specific adjective.
Billy Gill
Eric Snow.
Chris Cote
What goes into pesky?
Stugotz
White. White. I would say.
Chris Cote
Yeah, but, but like, what do you have to do to be pesky in the context?
Stugotz
Small, annoying.
Chris Cote
Okay, small stealer.
Stugotz
You, you don't necessarily have to be a ball stealer, but you have to be small and annoying. You also, you love to have these people on your own team. It's only something you're experiencing as pesky as you look at it derisively from the other team because you don't like that it's beating you. You don't like all the mid range jumpers. You don't understand how he hits all those 12 footers among the trees. And so you assign peskiness to it because it can't be athleticism. It has to be that he's doing something with his will.
Dan LeBatard
I would say in baseball, any black short base dealer, if you're fast, you're pesky because you're getting the lead off of base there.
Billy Gill
Tim Womack.
Dan LeBatard
Tony Womack.
Billy Gill
Tony Womack. Tony. Tony Womack. Gordon.
Stugotz
I don't think I put it on the poll at LeBatard show. Does being pesky in sports require you to be white?
Greg Cote
T.J. mcConnell, by the way, enough with him, okay? I'm tired of T.J. mcConnell. I was watching the get in the way. I was watching the game at my in laws house. And they're like, oh, look at this guy, like T.J. mcConnell. He's like, he's shooting. I'm like, he's always in the right spot. He's always hustling. He's always picking you up 94ft from the basket. I hate him. There's no reason he should be doing all these things. He tries so hard for no reason.
Stugotz
Speaking of picking you up 90ft from the basket, are you guys impressed by Neesmith and the way he's guarding Brunson? Are you guys impressed by watching what seems to me Brunson get worn down by somebody who physically will fight through every screen? And I think the reason they lost the game, aside from Brunson leaving with foul trouble, is just Naismith got hurt and then all of a sudden The Pacers go 1 for 8 from 3 in the, in the fourth quarter and the whole thing falls apart. But it seems to me I haven't seen a lot of this. I've watched a decent amount of Knicks basketball this year. I haven't seen a whole lot of people have the physical size to bother Brunson just bringing the ball up court in a way that might make him tired and might impact his judgment when he gets into foul trouble.
Jessica Smetana
He's 100% playing tonight, right? Like Carlisle, I don't know. Like Carlisle is just. He's screwing with the Knicks. He's definitely playing tonight, right?
Greg Cote
What did they put in his ankle, by the way? Because I saw that ankle turn and I was like, ouch. He's gone for a couple of weeks and then all of a sudden he kind of housed back out there.
Stugotz
And I was like, I don't understand what happens this time of year. I don't know how Reinhart is a day to day decision. Like, I don't, I don't get when I see some of these hits, but I saw a championship one from Giannis Antetokounmpo when I thought in those finals that his career had end and then he had 50, I thought his career had ended from the way that he landed. And then he won the championship like three games later.
Jessica Smetana
And he made every free throw.
Stugotz
When I. There are two times in recent years where I thought during a basketball playoff game that someone's career was over. It was Giannis in the finals and it was Joel Embiid after a dunk when he landed on the court and his knee gave. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's clearly not a leg that's going to work correctly anymore. And he played the next game and I don't like, get it. I don't understand.
Greg Cote
To your knee Smith point, though. Like, he's a very physical defender. He's six six. So he's way bigger than Jalen Brunson. He's the length to kind of get in front of him. But it feels like in certain moments, Jalen Brunson is getting around him and making plays in clutch time.
Stugotz
He'll make them against anybody like Brunson. There. There is no such human being who can defend, not that size or any size, who's going to keep Brunson from getting to the basket. I'm just saying I'm not used to it looking as hard just to dribble up the court as it has in this series for Brunson. I've been surprised, impressed and taken aback by how important the athleticism of Neesmith is. Even though Brunson will get his 40.
Billy Gill
Against anybody, he's averaging 34 a game in this series. But you're right, Neesmith makes it more difficult for him. He does. He does.
Stugotz
I. It's what seems to my eye to be true. But it may not actually be true mathematically, because like I said, Brunson is a really unusual player being able to score that way at that size. And, and I will say, only one time in NBA history during the modern age, can you say that a player of that size has ever won the championship. It's Isaiah Thomas. That player gets shut down by bigger players in all circumstances throughout basketball history. At the end of the season, remember.
Jessica Smetana
How mad we all got? I think it was last year how mad we all got at Becky Hammond for saying on television, you cannot win with Jalen Brunson is your best player because he's not Isaiah Thomas.
Stugotz
But he has been in the postseason. He's done everything except win on a broken ankle. But I'm telling you that the defense on Brunson is a problem. When I say ranks 147th out of 147th on defensive metrics plus minus two guys, Carlisle is going to pick at that the rest of the series. The way that Tyler Herro got picked out on defense. Every single time Brunson's on someone, that's going to be the matchup that they look to exploit. And it's problematic that if you have Cat and Brunson on the floor at the same time. The Pacers are going to get to play basketball the way they Want to with the pace. And they're going to be able to shred your defense because you're terrible at defense when those two players are on the court together.
Greg Cote
That was always the. The issue with this Knicks team, right? They traded Carl Anthony for Carl Anthony Towns. They have this amazing offensive situation, but then midway through the season, they're like, wow, this defense is terrible. And how are they going to fix it going into the playoffs? Because this is obviously a good enough team to make it to the playoffs. And now you're seeing in these stretch runs of the Eastern Conference finals, you're like, man, you can't play Kat and Brunson together. Oh, Mitchell Robinson's playing 28 minutes a game, even though he should be playing 20, because he's a great interior defender, grabs offensive rebounds. But it's like that cat put and push and pull of like, is he going to be great today on offense? Because if he's not, then he's bad on defense and he's bad overall.
Stugotz
Well, you guys know, right? This is not a surprise to anybody when I say that Karl Anthony Towns, none of us would have him as a number one. We would all think of him as an exceptional number two, and we would all notice that he's much better and his teams are much better when Rudy Gobert is next to him or when Mitchell Robinson is next to him. Allowing him to be the biggest floater around the perimeter physically that there's ever been in the history of the league at that side where he just sort of floats around. Floats around and plays a game that gets questioned when Jimmy Butler practices well against it because it's not as tough as you would like it to be. And gets him made fun of for everything from his softness on defense to his voice to his voice that makes him change his voice. Because people are always saying, you're not that guy. You're not gritty. You're not the guy who's gonna do the gritty stuff that no one else wants to do.
Billy Gill
You're not Hartenstein.
Chris Cote
Right. Not pesky either.
Jessica Smetana
I mean, that dunk was pretty awesome.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugotz
Great. Time to cut. I wanna bring up something now that he mentions Hartenstein, and I wanna start a new segment. That is Dan is terrible at gambling. Because let me tell you what happened soon after in Game 3 the other night between Minnesota and OKC, after Richard Jefferson said both teams were literally playing for their lives.
Jessica Smetana
I'm just. Maybe he had information we don't.
Billy Gill
That's all. He's on the broadcast.
Stugotz
I had Hartenstein you guys remember how that game ended up? 150 to 101, the biggest loss in the history of OKC being OKC as a city. I had Hartenstein over eight and a half points. I'm just going to tell you how that game started. I can't wait for nothing. OKC on two. Hartenstein floaters.
Billy Gill
Oh, are you feeling good?
Stugotz
Soon thereafter, an easy lob for an alley oop that he somehow clanks on the rim. And he and he scored two more points the rest of the game. I lose Hardenstein six points. But that game started OKC up four nothing with Hardenstein on an unprecedented four zero. Hardenstein run floaters.
Billy Gill
Hardenstein was up four nothing.
Stugotz
That's correct. Floaters. I got eight and a half. @ that point. You're feeling pretty good about your bet.
Billy Gill
No, it's a lot. Yeah.
Chris Cote
Double down.
Jessica Smetana
You should have hedged.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Do you know how often shit like that happens to me? How does that happen? It's four nothing. They went on the rest of the game to lose by 7,000 points. But at the beginning they were for nothing and my guy had all the points.
Billy Gill
But you're scrolling the prop bets and it's on you really for stopping at Hartenstein over eight and a half points.
Jessica Smetana
This looks juicy.
Dan LeBatard
Feels like a winner.
Billy Gill
All the choices you had.
Stugotz
I mean, it's not the only one.
Dan LeBatard
I made a couple to the top.
Greg Cote
Line, a couple of dunks. All of a sudden he's got 10. You don't know what's going on.
Chris Cote
He's got 10.
Billy Gill
You.
Dan LeBatard
You got a dig for the treasure, my friend. Sometimes you got to go searching for it. Sometimes you got a hot tip about Mikaela scoring a goal and you go for it. A crash in the net these days.
Stugotz
I like Stu Gotz's way better. Stu Gotts has me making a single bet all weekend and just found it. Where he has me meticulously scouring for every market inefficiency throughout the French Open. IndyCar, everything else, and being like, you know what? I got Hartenstein, that. That half point on Hartenstein, like nines, guaranteed. Look how smart I am when they're up for nothing. I knew they were going to run the offense through Hardenstein early so that I could stop watching the game soon after Richard Jefferson said what he said about it being literally for the lives of an OKC team. That was up to maybe he knew something.
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Summary of "The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters" – The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Release Date: May 27, 2025
In the episode titled "The Big Suey: The Isaiah Hartenstein Floaters," hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into a multifaceted discussion covering the latest happenings in the NBA, particularly focusing on the New York Knicks' playoff performance, player dynamics, and strategic plays. The conversation is interspersed with insightful critiques, humorous banter, and candid opinions that provide listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the current sports landscape.
Knicks’ Resurgence: The Knicks have shown remarkable resilience in the playoffs, defying early predictions of their demise. Billy Gill commends Tyrese Halliburton's impact, albeit in a tongue-in-cheek manner, stating, “They celebrated Tyrese Halliburton for making one of the worst decisions in the history of basketball” (01:20). However, Stugotz counters this by emphasizing the pivotal role of Jalen Brunson in the Knicks' turnaround.
Jalen Brunson’s Impact: Stugotz critically analyzes Jalen Brunson’s defensive contributions, noting, “Brunson ranks 147th out of 147th on plus minus defensive” (02:57). This poor defensive ranking highlights significant vulnerabilities when Brunson is on the court. The discussion pivots to how the absence of Brunson during crucial moments allowed the Knicks to regain momentum and secure vital wins.
Notable Quote:
“They won because Brunson had to sit. That's the re. They can't play Cat and Brunson together.” – Stugotz (05:26)
Defensive Dilemmas: The hosts dissect the defensive strategies employed by the Knicks, particularly the challenges posed when Brunson and Karl-Anthony Towns (referred to as "Cat") are on the floor simultaneously. Stugotz explains, “When you have Cat and Brunson on the floor at the same time, the Pacers are going to get to play basketball the way they want to with the pace, shredding your defense because you're terrible at defense when those two players are on the court together.” (07:34)
J.R. Smith’s Public Persona: The conversation shifts to J.R. Smith, where Stugotz shares an anecdote about witnessing Smith smoking openly, leading to discussions about his current role and public image. This segment underscores the contrast between Smith’s past behaviors and his present status.
Draymond Green’s Confidence: Draymond Green's confidence is another focal point, with Stugotz critiquing his self-assured nature despite not directly contributing to certain game-winning plays. Stugotz remarks, “He is wrong. He is an unprecedented defensive player.” (13:52), highlighting a dissonance between Green’s defensive prowess and his on-court confidence.
Joe Rose vs. Travis Kelsey: Transitioning to the NFL, the hosts compare Joe Rose’s career statistics with those of Travis Kelsey, questioning Rose’s effectiveness as a tight end. They scrutinize Rose’s receiving yards and touchdowns, ultimately concluding that his performance does not measure up to top-tier tight ends like Kelsey.
Notable Quote:
“He was about 385 yards a season as a tight end.” – Stugotz (23:09)
White Sox and Mets Commentary: Discussions extend to Major League Baseball, where the hosts comment on the White Sox's performance and Eric Chavez’s role as the Mets' hitting coach. Insights into recent games and coaching strategies provide listeners with a broader perspective on baseball dynamics.
Shohei Ohtani’s Versatility: The conversation touches on Shohei Ohtani, praising his ability to excel both as a pitcher and a hitter. Despite some fatigue expressed by Billy Gill, Ohtani's dual-threat capability remains a point of admiration.
Isaiah Hartenstein’s Performance: A humorous and illustrative segment involves Stugotz recounting his unsuccessful bet on Isaiah Hartenstein’s point tally. This anecdote serves to highlight the unpredictability of betting and the importance of strategic decision-making.
Notable Quote:
“Floaters. I got eight and a half.” – Stugotz (40:09)
Joe Rose’s Broadcasting Style: The hosts critique Joe Rose’s broadcasting presence, suggesting that technological advancements like AI might sustain his role despite physical absences. This segment blends media analysis with playful skepticism.
The episode wraps up with a recap of the discussed topics, emphasizing the Knicks' strategic challenges and the critical roles of key players like Jalen Brunson. The hosts reiterate the importance of defensive strategies and effective player management in the NBA playoffs, leaving listeners with nuanced insights into team dynamics and individual performances.
Knicks’ Defensive Challenges: The Knicks' playoff success is intricately linked to their ability to manage Jalen Brunson’s defensive shortcomings. Effective strategies must address the vulnerabilities exposed when Brunson is on the court.
Player Dynamics Matter: Individual player performances and their synergy on the court significantly influence the overall team performance. Critical analysis of players like J.R. Smith and Draymond Green offers deeper insights into team dynamics.
Cross-Sport Analysis Enriches Discussion: Comparing athletes across different sports, such as NFL tight ends and NBA players, provides a holistic view of athletic performance and strategic importance.
Humor and Anecdotes Enhance Engagement: Personal stories and humorous segments, like the betting anecdote, make the analysis more relatable and entertaining for the audience.
This episode effectively combines in-depth sports analysis with engaging dialogue, offering listeners both informative content and entertaining banter.