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Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
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Dan Le Batard
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Pablo Torre
Fair enough.
Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
Game day is everything.
Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
Hate Smirnoff.
Dan Le Batard
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Dominique Foxworth
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Pablo Torre
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Dominique Foxworth
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Pablo Torre
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Dominique Foxworth
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Pablo Torre
Welcome to the Big Suey presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to.
Dominique Foxworth
The other Dan LeBatard podcast? I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the the only difference seems.
Pablo Torre
To be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
Roy
I've done it.
Dominique Foxworth
And now here's the marching man to.
Pablo Torre
Nowhere Fat Face and the Habitual Liar. There appear to be some things happening around here that are turning against Pablo Torre, and I'm sorry to say that Dominique Foxworth has now arrived armed with I stand with Nick Wright is what he texted me before we started this segment. He was also doing something and I didn't realize it until he started doing it. He also has a great voice that sort of makes me feel a little bit impotent when he really says baqua when he goes and gets the bavaqua. Put it on the poll at Le Batard show. Is it extra fun to say the name Bavaqua because he did it in a in a fashion that made me feel he was going for centuries actual effortlessly. Go ahead and. Go ahead and hit the people with your bavaqua.
Dominique Foxworth
It's just a great word. It's a great.
I have so much stuff to talk about with you guys. But before we get to all of that, I want to start with the first thing is hello Valerie. And from there I'd like to say what you guys are doing here is incredibly impressive. Like all jokes aside, the two different locations, a third location. I did a live show after games on Sunday from a few different locations. It's so hard. I we give all the tech people a hard time and make fun of them all the time, but this is really kind of cool and impressive.
Pablo Torre
Thank you for saying so, Dominique, because I am proud and I mentioned this earlier in the week, moved by the fact that we get to celebrate in New York the holiday party here this week as part of everything that we're doing that has Pablo coming under an avalanche of criticism today. Wozny Lambry is tweeting, I don't know what Your thoughts are. Pablo, He's. He's a journalist. Yes.
Pablo
Is laughing a knowing laugh? Oh, no. I once did. Can I. Can I. I love Waz. Waz and I have done any number of currently, now legal drugs together. He's great. He's great.
Pablo Torre
That is snitch.
Pablo
It's legal.
Dominique Foxworth
That's just say we're friends. We hung out like.
Pablo
No, no, no. Because the context. The context for our friendship is intimate. It is intimate.
Pablo Torre
You can't snitch on an. That's not. You're describing.
Pablo
I'm breaking the news. I don't think I'm breaking the news. That was Amin. Forgive me.
Dominique Foxworth
Don't bring Amin into it.
Pablo
Amin and Woz and I go back how many years?
Pablo Torre
How did Amin get dragged into this?
Pablo
You guys don't know Woz. And Amin knows Waz better than anybody. And I know.
Dominique Foxworth
I know was. I know was incredibly well.
Roy
Not.
Pablo Torre
Have you ever smoked with them?
Pablo
Have you done legal drugs with them?
Dominique Foxworth
There's.
Pablo Torre
Tweets, the following quote, I just don't think the job of investigative reporting is some impossible feat. I think getting big media companies to pay for it is impossible. I watch every episode of Pablo show, and he deserves all the glory he's gotten for making it a success. But the idea somebody as talented as Nick couldn't be really good at the job of investigative reporter if he dedicated himself to it just doesn't pass the smell test.
Pablo
Look, I love Wass. I don't want to do the thing where I just say, like, you've never done it. And then you say, I did it once. And then I say, I apologize. Because that's happened. And it's happening on Twitter still today with Nick. My thing with all of this is, Dan, you make me be so unlikable. You do. You make me be so unlikable. The job of investigative reporter is a job that largely takes place in ways that no one can see. That's kind of the definition of it. And so I'm not saying that Nick or Woz or Dominique wouldn't be great at it. If that's what you want to do. If that's what we're doing now, who's hypothetically good at this? What I'm merely saying is that there are skills like lawyer. Dominique, hold on. Like, Nick would be an amazing lawyer. And I have said that to him. And I will say that for anyone to hear, journalist and lawyer are not the same job. And I will explain this very briefly.
Dominique Foxworth
A.
Pablo
A lawyer will take a case that they know isn't true. That's the job. Argue to the best of your ability in defense or in prosecution of something that you have agreed to do, because that is what your job is. A journalist is unfortunately constrained by this annoying thing called fact checking. And so the reason I'm needling Nick on Twitter, and the reason why I am needling everybody who brings this up and the reason why Dominique's putting his in his hand is because it's hard to be the guy who's like, you gotta get this stuff right and be challenged. And if you don't know what that's like all of the time, it's easy to say, oh, I could do that. It's a different thing to actually do it under threat of legal action perpetually.
Pablo Torre
Now imagine if Pablo said what he just said in a voice that wasn't annoying.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah. I mean, Dan does a really good job of making people seem annoying. I think that I would say this. Pablo is like, I feel like there's a lot of bit happening, and then we get really close to the truth. And I can feel that you are very genuine in what you're saying. I'll give you some honest advice as a friend, on or off the show, is that you said a lot of the work that goes into it goes unseen. I think that's what makes you unlikable, is that you want people to see it. And maybe this is the future of journalism, where the journalist becomes the celebrity and the journalist has a show named after themselves and pounds their chest and says, look at what I did. It's so hard. No one else can do this. But I think that part of what is we all love or the people who do love and appreciate journalism is the story is about the truth. The story is not about the person who has found the truth. And maybe again, this is me being an old man in the future of being a good journalist. And in order to get the funding and the credibility, if we're losing faith in old institutions that you build up that reputation around an individual who people will trust and put money into. But don't pretend like you can't put yourself out there as a pioneer and pretend as if pioneers aren't going to get pilloried. Like, that's the thing that's confusing to me is we all know this to be the case. And I don't know, like, I suspect I'm someone who is supremely confident, and I believe I can do just about everything. And I suspect that Nick Wright is the same way. But I don't think That I could do investigative journalism cuz I don't like talking to people that damn much. So what you're doing is great work. It's hard to do. Maybe Nick could do it, maybe Nick can't. The fact that we're dwelling on it is irrelevant. The fact that you are like, look, I did this, give me an award. I think that's what makes you kind of hateable, honestly. And I love you. I don't hate you. I recognize the work is good and I've given a justification for why. It's the reason why you have to go about it in this new media way. But it's not going to be enjoyed because people are going to look at it and be like, hey, are you a journalist or are you a celebrity? And if you want to be both, maybe that's the future of it, I don't know. But we can go back to doing show and bits. But that's my honest assessment of what's happening.
Mike
Dominique, you are two years younger than Philip Rivers. How's this going to go?
Dominique Foxworth
Poorly, I think. I don't know, man. Like there's no way to argue that this could go. I think that we see Aaron Rodgers right now, who has not taken an extended break, we see how he wants to avoid getting hit. I assume the same thing will happen for Philip Rivers. It's going to be really hard. And he's right. His athleticism, never been it. He's never had a super strong army. If there's a quarterback who could produce from a diminished capacity, maybe it's someone like him who's a smart player and never really relied on rocket arm strength. However, getting off the couch, man, y' all know how hard is it? How hard it is. Any of you who've been on the sideline of a college football game, a high level high school football game, recognize that shit is fast, man. And I don't think you can get off the couch and just start cooking like that. So we'll see. I don't think it's gonna go all that well. And his, his career not because he was tired of playing. Cause people was tired of paying him to play. So I'm guessing it's not going to go all that well.
Pablo Torre
From the very start. Like I couldn't believe that I'm reading headlines that he might go this Sunday. Like that seems crazy to me. You can't, you can't go without playing an NFL game for five years and then started quarterback.
Dominique Foxworth
That practice speed better be fat. Like they got to go training camp level practice speed to get him into any shape to do this. I. I don't know a scenario. I think that you can scheme up some plays that' work well for him. I wonder how honest, in an honest moment, how the rest of the locker room feels about this, because I would be concerned, but I guess they're also in desperation mode. I look at a bunch of these teams right now, and a lot of them have similar records but feel very differently. I'm guessing the Colts, who have a pretty strong record, their fan base and their team probably feels pretty terrible because now they're so desperate that I think, honestly, some of those players are probably pretty excited to have Philip Rivers there, no matter how old he is, because it represents like some level of hope that I don't know that they had a couple of weeks ago or a week ago. And even with Daniel Jones before he got hurt, they were headed in the wrong direction. So it probably does represent a spark of hope that I think we all hope. Is it extinguished immediately upon Philip Rivers taking the first snap and having enormous men trying to kill?
Mike
I know Philip Rivers doesn't think he leaned on his athleticism when he was playing all that much because he wasn't this great, gifted athlete. I think he's about to find out how much athleticism he had. I don't think you can afford to lose a half step, even if you only had a half step.
Dominique Foxworth
Dominique.
I think you could argue that it's more important if you only had a half step to hold on to that half step. I think that there are so many other things in the game that you can rely on. If you, if you had a bunch of traits that were beneficial, you could find one of those other traits to rely on. I think Philip Rivers like ability to read defenses. Honestly, I think the thing that Philip Rivers had that was special was not only his size, but like that fire and intensity, which is hard to measure. And I don't know how that translates now if your body can't do the same same things that it once did. And so I think the accuracy is probably going to be a little bit off, the speed's going to be a little bit off and the speed. We don't pay as much attention to the speed of like, evolution of defenses as we do offenses, because defense is a little bit more complicated. It's not on a screen, it's not as exc. But the defenses that Philip Rivers is going to face now are very different from the defenses that he saw pre pandemic or during the pandemic so I'm guessing that, yeah, the offensive plays in the system, he's going to understand that it's not going to be as difficult, but the things that he's going to see are not going to be things that he saw back then. Defense has changed so fast, and from team to team, you're going to see drastically different looks.
Mike
It's.
Dominique Foxworth
It's a lot harder. So, like, even if he was just as good as he was at the time when he retired, it's going to be a slightly different game. So I'm rooting for him. I'm an old guy. He's older than me, but I'm an old guy. Us old guys want these old guys to play well, but I ain't gonna lie to myself. It would be a stunner if Philip Rivers comes out there and is better than Riley Leonard.
Pablo Torre
Put it on the poll. Plays that lebar show. Do old guys root for old guys in sports? You brought up fire and intensity. I will tell you, I've been bitterly cold all week. So cold. Put this on the poll as well. Do you get. Does your skin itchy past a certain point in cold? Because my skin is itchy from the cold inside or outdoors. But when you bring up fire and intensity, I have felt for the last five minutes in the studio the first warmth I have felt my entire time in New York. And it's. No, it's not positive warmth. It's because of how Pablo is steaming at the fact that Mike Ryan was so done with this journalism conversation, Riley Leonard, that he talked about rivers at 44 years old. To get off of the subject that. That Pablo, I don't think is done with, as he's taking a beating from everyone, including you.
Dominique Foxworth
Gotta be done while doing what?
Pablo Torre
While doing. No, while doing the work that's so important that I also want the work that he's doing seen. The weird thing that's happening, though, is the work is getting universal praise.
Mike
Dan.
Pablo Torre
Pablo.
Dominique Foxworth
Dan.
Pablo
Dan.
Dominique Foxworth
Pablo.
Pablo
Stop. Dan. Go ahead, Dan.
Dominique Foxworth
Dominique, I'm not letting you off the hook. Look, Dan, you're doing this. If you. The problem that I'm laying out for Pablo is he can't be the one celebrating how hard his work is or how great he is or how important it is or how noble it is like this, or how much he wants everyone else to do this. No one ever is made to look good by being the one celebrating themselves. So, Paulo, let me finish. I'm on your side right now. So, Dan, if you care about this, you need to be the one fighting the fight for Pablo. Someone else needs to be one fighting to fight for Pablo. You'll never win if you're out there telling everyone they're they're not as good as me. I'm doing such noble work. I wish people would do what I'm doing. Pablo, you can't win that fight. Nobody is that charismatic or likable to be able to trumpet how impressive and. And great and grandiose they are and still be likable. Dan wants it to happen, but he wants you to do it, Dan.
Pablo
You do it.
Dominique Foxworth
Tell us how great Pablo is.
Pablo Torre
Or Pablo could do it with a cooler voice.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah.
Pablo Torre
Just saying.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah. I still don't think it's gonna work. I don't know. Mob deep, though. That's. That shirt is what?
Dan Le Batard
What?
Pablo
Is this better? Is this better if I talk like this?
Dan Le Batard
No, that's worse.
Pablo
That's worse.
Dan Le Batard
Stop doing it.
Pablo
Okay, very good.
Roy
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Dominique Foxworth
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Dominique Foxworth
I swear Don Lerd I took my son to the barbershop, get a haircut and my man gave out some limp dap.
Roy
Oh no.
Dominique Foxworth
Damn, damn, damn st I disowned him. I threw him right under the bus. I was like, whose kid is that out here dishing Out. Limp dap. This is the D Ler show with the St.
Pablo
Listen, the. The. The. The thing of Dominic's total. Yes.
Dominique Foxworth
Give it to me. Jeremy has officially won his third Emmy. Wow. For real?
Pablo
Wow. Congratulations.
Dominique Foxworth
Hey, I'm good at journalism too, Pablo, despite the voice.
Dan Le Batard
Huh?
Pablo
This show. I hate that my fake voice sounded like Jeremy's modulated voice. Dominique's right. He's right about that. He's totally right about that.
Dominique Foxworth
Don't do it. You're going to say however and then start saying words however.
Pablo
The thing that he said before is wrong. The thing he said before is wrong. Like, why am I arguing with people? It's because the only way to cut through an Internet.
Dominique Foxworth
The Chicago White Sox have landed the.
Roy
Number one pick in the 2026 MLB Draft.
Dominique Foxworth
The Tamp Bay Rays.
Roy
Dan's beloved Rays, will have the second pick.
Mike
Pablo couldn't even congratulate you. That was sickening.
Pablo Torre
The Black Pope will be real happy. Y' all know the Pope is black, right?
Do you know how.
Poorly you stand on the wrong side of an argument when Dominique Foxworth is on this show in the middle of the day telling everyone in America that people shouldn't celebrate themselves.
Pablo
The fact that a cornerback is telling me that too much celebrating is going to be a bad thing for your career is just too much.
Dominique Foxworth
It's the type of celebrating that you're doing, Pablo.
Pablo
And I get it. This is. Okay, so this is telling you, number one, Dan making me trumpet my own shit is deeply unlikable. Totally agree.
Dominique Foxworth
And also, hold up before you go.
Pablo Torre
Before you go.
Dominique Foxworth
Saying, because I'm trying to help you, Pablo, me attacking you is going to help you. You. You don't realize this. It's like you don't understand how people work. It's like you've been in the media business for all this time and don't realize. Have you ever watched a TV show, a movie, like anything, any sort of entertainment? You are digging your hole deeper and deeper. One thing that you should never do is say, you know what? You can't do what I do.
Pablo
Like. But that was besides the fact that Nick and I were both saying that to each other. That aside, point of. Why am I the person who puts his name in his show? Why am I out here arguing with Mark Cuban and Bill Simmons, Nick Wright, and now everybody is. Because that is the only way to cut through. Because no one gives a shit about journalism. It is a strat. I'd hate to break the bit for a second. No, no, no, no.
Mike
Why?
Pablo
I know It.
Dominique Foxworth
I get it, Pablo. I get it. But then don't complain about nobody likes me. I should respect. Like, that's the part.
Pablo
That's the. The part. The part. The part of I can argue with people but I have to lose every argument is not a great strategy either, Dominique League. So I don't know how to square that circle.
Dominique Foxworth
Okay, I got it. I got.
Pablo
I got it. Okay. What you got?
Dominique Foxworth
No, just say your point concisely real quick. Do it.
Pablo
I need to draw attention to the work by being out there talking about it with my own voice.
Dominique Foxworth
I didn't get it. Pablo, you nailed that, man. I think we've all been wrong. Appreciate you, brother.
Pablo Torre
Zazlow has yawned three times. Zazzle has yawned. Zazzle, who's also a journalist. We have. We've established that officially.
Dominique Foxworth
What?
Pablo Torre
Up here, he's a judge. Judge Zaslow. Let's get a rule, yo.
Dominique Foxworth
Tired of hearing everybody say, got big old head, boy.
Pablo Torre
Let's get a ruling from you, Zazlow. Can we get the imaging, please? On Zazzle's.
Pablo
Nobody's gonna let that slide.
Pablo Torre
A ruling.
Pablo
Gonna laugh with that on whether or.
Mike
Not the honorable Jonathan Zaslow, now presiding with prejudice.
Pablo Torre
I'd like to get a ruling on whether Zaslow believes he could do what Pablo does because Zaslo is also a journalist.
Dominique Foxworth
Let me tell you something. I'm a journalist, but I'm like. I'm like, low level journalist. All right? I'm a journalist of the things that I want to get to the bottom of.
Pablo
Pablo is digging deep into stuff that.
Dominique Foxworth
I don't even understand, and I lose my train of thought, and I cannot do what Pablo does. I got to admit.
Pablo
Whoa.
Mike
So what's the ruling?
Pablo
That also felt pretty good.
Dominique Foxworth
So my ruling is. My rule is the question whether or not I can do what Pablo does?
Pablo Torre
Yes.
Dominique Foxworth
No, with prejudice. I cannot. And by the way, I'll also add. I'll also add Nick Wright absolutely cannot do what Pablo does either. I mean, you saw the way I dominated him again yesterday. We were talking about LeBron. I was embarrassing. Sorry, Nick.
Pablo Torre
So you may have heard underneath all of that Pablo whimper, why can't I talk? And Roy, that will allow you to play that sound again.
I don't know. Why can't you talk? Why is that the way that you talk when you're trying to make the argument on behalf of journalism?
Pablo
I don't think I've had a better year professionally in my life or felt dumber at the same time.
Pablo Torre
There is a lot of stuff to talk about in sports and in football with Dominique. And I just, I want to talk carefully with the details. We have not the details. The Internet has the details that we have that are verifiable on Michigan's entire situation. Okay. I got in trouble a long time ago at ESPN because, and this would have been, I'm going to say, 20 years ago, I said that generally speaking in football and this was quantifiable at the time. All of a sudden when championships were being won at college football programs, there were always sirens very near the huddle, arrests very near the huddle. A correlation between Colorado winning the national championship in 1990 and Sports Illustrated reporting that like a third of their roster had been arrested. Now, Michigan has an assortment of junk around its program and it's all administrator based. It's not, it's not the players that are getting in trouble. It's an assortment of the people in charge. And so what are you comfortable deducing from the Sharon Moore situation in Michigan given the details that we have? He has been fired for an inappropriate relationship with a staffer. That's what the university released. And shortly thereafter he was in custody for an alleged assault. What's fair to discuss here with the information we have now? Dominique.
Dominique Foxworth
Right. I appreciate that setup because it's not much that we can say about that situation now. The stuff is out there and nothing I can say is more interesting than the speculation that people are currently reading on the Internet. But what struck me is having been around football, it is not just football having been around like any professional setting, my guess is that there are a lot of coaches out there that are pretty nervous right now. It's, it's something about being in the workplace with people that it's going to happen, these things will happen. The fact that it's a public position is going to get a bunch of attention and that it like escalated into a more and more salacious version of story. And I think this is funny. Dovetailing off of, of the journalism conversation is because like, this is part of the reason why, like, real journalism is important because there's so much speculation out there about what's happening and it's so damaging to the people that are not even directly involved, but tangentially involved. And of course it's damaging to the people that are involved, especially like the staffer whose name is in it, the kids who may be involved, the wife that's in it. Like, this is all, all just stuff that we do on the Internet. In an age where I know to go back into A different conversation from a couple of days ago where the AI does so many more things that it just feels like nothing feels true. And so if there is someone out there or a group of people who have built up the credibility that we can trust what they are saying, like that holds value. It used to be at one point that the check mark on Twitter meant something. It meant nothing else anymore. And one thing that you can't really fake is a person's identity. And if there's someone that has put in the work and done the hours and taken the time away from their family to build up a track record of credible reporting inside sports, like that's hugely valuable. And, and it's funny because I would say in a time like today, it's a reminder how important that journalism is. But like, honestly, every single day, every week, there's a new reason why the journalism is valuable. We can go back to the college football playoffs. I would love if there were somebody who was available in, that was steeped in college football but didn't have interest, conflicted by not wanting to piss people off or not wanting to upset the TV partner, or not wanting to lose their access, but would be willing to burn relationships to tell us what actually is discussed behind those closed doors. Like all of, all of sports and all of professional life needs that type of journalism.
Pablo Torre
Michigan's got recruiting violations, illegal scouting scandal. They got Matt Weiss, one of the co offensive coordinators, indicted for almost 10 years of downloading pictures of female athletes, and now this. How many do I have to put in front of you? When I look at the leadership at Michigan and say, my God, rotten to the core. How many, how many of these scandals do I have to give you before you say Michigan sold its soul for that championship?
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, I mean that. So that's an interesting question because I'm not sure that, and this is again, like we don't know what's going on. And you don't want to incriminate any institutions that are not currently incriminated. But, but it's hard to imagine that Michigan is operating in a way that is so different from every, all of the rest of their peers. I don't know. I, I always, it always surprises me when there's a team or company or someone who's having disproportionate success and Michigan's not even the most successful program in the country. Like that changes from time to time. But.
The sloppiness that is involved in what's happened around Michigan and all the things like not just including this most recent situation, all of that sloppiness does not speak to me, does not suggest to me that they are the most well run and effective organization. And so I'm sure that there are issues at a bunch of different places. There's no way to completely clean all of this stuff up, especially when the incentives lie in such a way that the teams, the people at least with the most power, are also the people who have the highest incentive to manipulate this process. And that's like why a counterbalance is needed. And I mean, we'll get the union talk and all other things that I think are important.
Pablo Torre
When you say, though I'm sure there are a lot of issues at a lot of other programs. I was really stunned to hear the number seven arrested staffers since. From. From. From the Harbaugh regime. Like seven. That's a crazy number.
Mike
Yeah, seven arrested.
Pablo Torre
Seven staffers.
Mike
Seven staffers have been arrested since the hiring of Jim Harbaugh. I believe four have been banned for rules violations since a hiring of Jim Harbaugh. There's a lot of online conjecture that you have to be responsible about, but there were rep turned out to be reputable reporters, at least on this beat, that have been alluding to this for months. And this crescendo for Sharon Moore may not actually be that it could be a tip of the iceberg type of story, given Michigan's history here.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, there's. Sorry, go ahead, Pablo.
Pablo
No, Dominique, I was just going to say that like when you think about the power and the money behind Michigan, it's just worth pointing out that it is arguably the greatest in sports because one of their biggest boosters is Larry Ellison, who's the founder of Oracle, who's literally currently the richest man in the world, who's bidding for Netflix. Like the question of like who's involved in the story of Michigan, who's funded it. I have no idea if Larry Elson knows anything. All I'm saying is that we are dealing with the extreme end, the deepest part of the pool. Dominique, when it comes to where money is coming from, the story.
Pablo Torre
But I'm not. Seven staffers doesn't include Conor Stallions. He wasn't arrested for anything.
Mike
Or Alex, you'd. Who I don't believe was arrested either, but was dismissed.
Pablo Torre
Craziness is that. Dominique, you don't get staffers in mass arrested when a guy was only. Since Harbaugh was hired. That wasn't that long ago.
Dominique Foxworth
I would just say that traditionally what I like to do in any situation is look at the incentives and like the incentives don't lie with following these rules. And there aren't really great regulatory bodies and not just the rules inside the game but the laws outside the game. Also like that it seems like it comes down to in college sports, winning. In most sports, winning and success trumps just about everything else. And like I certainly don't want to suggest that things would be different if, if more was more successful. But it seems to me that these things start to fall apart when around teams that are not having the success that they are expected to have. And so like I'm not surprised when these things come out and I don't think any of us are like, as shocking as this news was last night, suggesting to you that a football coach has a relationship with someone who works on in the staff. Like, like, I don't know, maybe this is just because I've been around football my whole life. That's not surprising me. My guess is that it's not shocking to you either. If I told you that a coach of a power program had a relationship with someone on the staff, that's not the shocking part. And then all these individual things, like I can't. We can go back to like Penn State, like to suggest that someone is downloading photographs. Like that's not surprising. People do terrible things. And when you are in a successful program, it tends to be the case that you get the protection that you want until you no longer have that success. Then the protection goes away.
Roy
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Dominique Foxworth
You know the deal.
Mike
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Dominique Foxworth
Everybody could use a hug because a.
Mike
Hug is always the right size.
Dominique Foxworth
Stugats.
Mike
All I have put in my body today is three cups of coffee and.
Dominique Foxworth
An entire cup of honey.
Pablo Torre
Go to the penalty box.
Dominique Foxworth
Don't let him fool you. He said in the break that he's jittery. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Pablo Torre
When you think of college sports power getting in trouble for this kind of thing put in front of you IME Adoka, Mike Price, Mel Tucker, Hugh Freeze, Rick Patino, Bobby Petrino. Which is the one that is the most memorable of the crimes of morality? Is it Petrino? Is it Patino? My one of my favorites was Sports Illustrated reporting some of the details. This is Sports Illustrated it reporting on Mike Price lost the Alabama job. Pretty good job to have lost the Alabama job before coaching a game. And Sports Illustrated reported that by by talking to one of the women involved in the sexual escapade that the women were saying Roll Tide. And Mike Price was shouting oh it's Roland.
That's Sports Illustrated. That's not Internet conjecture. That's a place where Pablo, who loves journalism did fact checking. That's where Pablo's started. That is not a made up story.
Dominique Foxworth
Those are quotes. Maybe it's because I'm a longtime listener of this show but Patino and Petrino stand out in my mind because those are two things that you guys never look to die. So they seem incredibly important. Had you chosen to re reiterate the Roll Tide thing over a decade plus, maybe I would have known and remembered that and had that more close to my memory. But I mean that picture of you dressed up like Bobby Petrino is great. And all the jokes that you guys made about pat.
His 60 seconds of.
Pablo
Hell like that 15, 15 oh, 15.
Dominique Foxworth
Oh, what a selfish, selfish person.
Pablo
I'm a Patino guy on that. I mean I, I, I when I was a Sports Illustrated that was a story I reported. It's crazy in ways that I think people don't appreciate. It's crazy in ways that they don't get because that woman Karen cipher of the 15 seconds story. She ended up, ended up marrying Rick Pitino's right hand man and she was part of like the program.
Dan Le Batard
Pablo, you're around, you're with Patino on that one.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, you did say that you, you didn't say I vote for Pitino here. You said I'm with Patino on 15 seconds. I think that's why Dominique's head is in his hands. Yeah, also that's why that.
Dominique Foxworth
And also he said a story I.
Pablo Torre
Reported when I was in sports.
Dominique Foxworth
There it is like that's the one you guys.
I like that actually glazed eyes completely.
Mike
I was down with that.
Pablo
I visited Karen Cipher's house. I like interviewed her at her house. I went to the courtroom. I did. You know, we, yeah.
Pablo Torre
Eme Ada needs to get some attention here because they immediately won the championship like that. These are good jobs, these are good careers. Imag actually survived it and ends up being fine. But the job that he gave up, I'm comfortable saying that imo doka that scandal cost him a championship. None of the others did.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, I mean I, yeah, I mean it, it didn't cost him a career though. So I, given what's happened in Michigan, I don't imagine that Moore is going to get another opportunity to be a coach of any kind anywhere. Like he's let alone a head coach from your dream job. So like that's, that's the part there that he's even more like, I guess problematic or damaging or penalizing and painful. So like yeah. Having not been there for the championship that came later is one thing for a team that it seemed like your personality really helped to improve and develop and mature into a championship, like that hurts, but it's different. You go somewhere else. His career goes on. He's still a very coveted and respected coach. He's going to win a championship at some point or have decades to possibly do that more. Gonna have to find a new career like this. I don't know. No one's gonna let him in their building, I think and, and hope that he represents their program. Maybe he can start as a position coach at a low level team and, and work his way back up. But his career is forever altered. Bobby Petrino? Nah, not so much. Take a little break. Come on back.
Pablo Torre
Mike, can you help me with some timeline stuff here so that I could be maximum responsible on what Michigan knew and when Michigan knew it? Because to me the, the, it felt suspicious just getting information the way everyone else got it, which is the first news is more fired, inappropriate Relationship with a staffer. The that is sent out by the university and then hours later the news he's in custody, he's been arrested. I jumped to the conclusion that Michigan did that preventatively. They're saying this is the part that we know about. We're getting out of this entirely. They had to know that, that an arrest was coming if it happened a couple, if that announcement came a couple of hours before the actual in custody.
Mike
No, I think, I think you're speculating there Internet conjectures suggest that this stuff started breaking and that stuff was like closely aligned. I don't think what, what you alluded to there though sensical actually played out that way. But there are reporters out there and people may not be thrilled with how they go about this because it is coded in some like Michigan State homerism. But there was a guy out there by the Justin Spiro that for months was alluding to this. And if you do some Internet sleuthing you can see amongst Ohio State fans, amongst Michigan State fans. This was something that was gossiped about for a long time and while irresponsible, with the benefit of hindsight, these people knew something. And I guess now the real digging will be done on what did Michigan know? Because that's going to be important, especially when you apply their previous history on the matter.
Dominique Foxworth
Why is it it important?
Mike
Because if Michigan engaged in any sort of COVID up you could see how that would be especially problematic for that program given the recent scrutiny.
Pablo Torre
Dominique, are you okay with the idea of America at large? Just saying of Michigan probably for the first time ever dirty program.
Dominique Foxworth
I mean sure, go ahead. Like I don't have any. I have no reason to defend Michigan. I guess my, my problem with having this Michigan focused conversation is that I don't know that program well enough to anything definitive. And I tend to believe that people in general aren't very different from place to place, from organization to organization. Of course there are some extremes in this case, but it does feel like this attention is going here and also like the point that I brought up earlier and again maybe it's. Maybe they are more in leadership there, maybe they are more responsible than other places. But what it's always come down to in my experience is like if your talent is there and success is there, we find ways to work around whatever issues you may have. And it's an unfortunate reality and maybe I'm jaded. I'd hope to come back from this at some point and and be. Have more faith in, in any of our institutions. Honestly but that tends to be the case, especially in sports. We've. Yeah, we've turned and looked the other way on so many things because people have had success until you can no longer do it anymore. And maybe that's the case.
Mike
It is a sad reality, Dominique, that if he beats Ohio State, maybe this never sees the light of day.
Dominique Foxworth
If they're 15 and 0 again, like I, I don't know that it would be an immediate firing. Maybe they would have their hand forced eventually, but the conversation would take a lot longer. Like what do you think the chat.
Mike
GPT data was from coaches all across America and all level of sport trying to find out if they could get fired for this sort of thing was.
Pablo
I can't do that.
Pablo Torre
A number of questions before we get out of here. So rapid fire yes or no? Jalen Hurts will be the Eagles quarterback next year.
Dominique Foxworth
Year, yes.
Pablo Torre
AFC this year is going to be won by blank Bills. Cam Newton says he was offended the Colts signed Philip Rivers before even calling him saying, it's a slap in my face. Was it?
Dominique Foxworth
Yes.
Pablo Torre
Did Derrick Henry indeed knock out Malik Harrison with his elbow even to even though Malik Harrison was wearing a helmet?
Dominique Foxworth
Yes.
Pablo Torre
How do you. Did you know that someone could be knocked out by another person's elbow even though they're wearing a helmet?
Dominique Foxworth
Yes. I've, I've known it. I've seen it happen before. But we, I heard earlier in the show you were talking about cold and pain and I was thinking about how the pain threshold is to me at least it's a certain point then everything over that hurts. And there's only been two times in my career where I had a level of pain that I wanted to report on. I wanted someone else to know about. One was trying to tackle Steven Jackson with just one arm. I threw my arm into his legs and it felt like a lawnmower ran over my arm. And the other two time was when Eddie Royal blindside blocked me in the chest and I got up and coughed up blood. Missed one play and came back in. Those are the only times in my football playing career. Oh, also when I was like 14 years old in the championship game, I got hit and like one eye got stuck and I couldn't move it for a couple seconds. It was like I was cross. Half a couple seconds. Blink, blink, blink straight. Straighten it up. ADR Touchdown.
Pablo Torre
Stephen Jackson ran so hard for two and a half years. That description by you was great. It was like sticking my arm in a lawnmower that I just put my hand between.
Pablo
That's a better brag. Admittedly, nobody's better at bragging.
Dominique Foxworth
It's not I'm bragging. How's it a brag?
Pablo Torre
I.
Dominique Foxworth
So I. I was a nickel at that point, and I played like I was a smaller guy, but I was physical. I wasn't scared to tackle. I had a game in Denver where I was hyperventilating after the game, and I. I had like nine or 10 tackles. And it's because they had. Their game plan was obviously this undersized nickel. We're going to run at them all game. But I made the tackles. But in that situation, you have a blocker on, you try to shed the blocker and all you have is one arm. So you throw it out there. And for most people, yeah, they can't run through an arm. It's going to trip them up, man. Didn't even notice that thing was there. And I. My arm just. I pulled that thing out so fast, it felt like hell.
Pablo Torre
Undersized nickel.
Dominique Foxworth
Watch it, Dan.
Pablo
Watch it.
Pablo Torre
See you later, Dominic. Good seeing you. I just was clarifying was unclear. You didn't speak clearly and you could just say it.
Dominique Foxworth
I can say it. Whatever. Whatever I want to say, I can say. You're lucky. I might end this show.
Pablo Torre
See you later, Dominique. The Dominique Fox. Work.
Dominique Foxworth
Be careful. You in a mean. Take care of yourselves.
Roy
All right, man.
Dominique Foxworth
Be safe, fellas.
Pablo Torre
See you later. See you later.
Dominique Foxworth
Never been undersized.
Date: December 11, 2025
Broadcast live from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, this episode of "The Big Suey" dives into heated conversations about modern sports journalism, the tension between self-promotion and integrity, football nostalgia, and the latest scandals at Michigan football. Featuring guest Domonique Foxworth (the “undersized nickel”), the show delivers its usual blend of irreverence, debate, and introspection on celebrity, credibility, and the changes sweeping both sports and media.
Backdrop: Pablo Torre is the subject of "an avalanche of criticism" about his perceived self-congratulatory stance as a journalist, with much of the flak coming from fellow commentators and social media.
Self-Celebration vs. Integrity:
"The story is about the truth. The story is not about the person who has found the truth." (08:33)
"No one ever is made to look good by being the one celebrating themselves... you’ll never win if you're out there telling everyone they’re not as good as me." (16:00)
Pablo’s Defense:
"I need to draw attention to the work by being out there talking about it with my own voice." (23:34)
Humor & Memorable Exchanges:
"I cannot do what Pablo does... Nick Wright absolutely cannot do what Pablo does either." (24:51)
Takeaway: The show gives a nuanced look at how modern journalism is evolving, balancing credibility, transparency, and the burdens of digital self-marketing.
“Getting off the couch, man, ya’ll know how hard it is?” (10:01) “I don't think it's gonna go all that well. His career [ended] not because he was tired of playing. Because people were tired of paying him to play.” (10:56 & 11:00)
“I think he's about to find out how much athleticism he had.” (12:16)
"Michigan has an assortment of junk around its program and it’s all administrator based. What are you comfortable deducing... given the details we have?" (26:55)
"I tend to believe that people in general aren’t very different from place to place... the incentives don't lie with following these rules." (30:47, 33:05)
"It is a sad reality, Dominique, that if he beats Ohio State, maybe this never sees the light of day." (45:52)
“I had a game... where I was hyperventilating after the game... they had a blocker on, you try to shed the blocker and all you have is one arm... for most people, they can't run through an arm... (Steven Jackson) didn’t even notice that thing was there. My arm... felt like hell.” (48:10)
Dominique Foxworth:
"The story is about the truth. The story is not about the person who has found the truth." (08:33)
Pablo Torre:
"I need to draw attention to the work by being out there talking about it with my own voice." (23:34)
Dominique Foxworth’s Honest Critique:
"No one ever is made to look good by being the one celebrating themselves." (16:00)
Mike Ryan:
"I think he's about to find out how much athleticism he had." (on Rivers’ comeback) (12:16)
Dominique Foxworth, on Michigan culture:
"What it's always come down to in my experience is... winning and success trumps just about everything else." (33:05)
Dan Le Batard, on moral scandals:
"Sports Illustrated reported the women were saying ‘Roll Tide’ and Mike Price was shouting ‘oh it’s rollin.’” (39:22)
Pablo Torre, on self-doubt:
"I don't think I've had a better year professionally in my life — or felt dumber at the same time." (25:31)
Domonique Foxworth, on pain in football:
"Trying to tackle Steven Jackson... felt like a lawnmower ran over my arm." (47:54)
The episode is classic Le Batard: free-wheeling, sharp, and self-aware, balancing earnest commentary on sports journalism’s evolution with trademark humor and candid personal stories. Foxworth, ever insightful, toggles between genuine reflection and quick-witted jabs, while Pablo oscillates between defensive self-awareness and the ambition to reshape how journalism is valued.
This episode delivers a lively, meta-narrative on what it means to “do journalism” in the age of personality, while taking listeners through NFL nostalgia and the latest college football messes. Listeners get a front-row seat to both the shifting landscape of sports media and the timeless absurdities of fame, ego, and athletic pain. Whether it's debates about Michigan's rot, Rivers’ comeback illusions, or the semantics of self-congratulation, "The Big Suey" continues to prove that sports talk can mean much more than the game.