The Big Suey: Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Big Suey: Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz dives deep into a variety of engaging topics in the episode titled "The Big Suey: Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings," released on July 11, 2025. Hosted by Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, alongside co-hosts Chris Cody, Mike Ryan, and Billy Gill, the episode navigates through sports critiques, pop culture discussions, and a humorous exploration of stereotypical sayings. Below is a detailed breakdown of the key segments, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.

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1. Strict Enforcement in Sports: The Wimbledon Umpire Case

Timestamp: 00:24 – 03:18

The episode kicks off with a discussion about an incident at Wimbledon where an umpire's strict adherence to the rules led to an unexpected balk due to a nearby lightning strike interrupting play.

• Stugotz highlights the umpire's rigidity:
  "Now, we had a pretty good example of an umpire probably sticking to the letter of the law too much earlier this week when we played that video, the lightning strike that was very near a baseball diamond that resulted in a balk." [00:36]

• Dan LeBatard critiques the tennis environment:
  "Tennis as a sport is the most uppity of the sport... the act that you go uppity or hoity toity." [01:39]

The conversation evolves into a critique of tennis players' often condescending interactions with ball boys and girls, emphasizing a lack of respect within the sport.

2. The 'Hoity Toity' Nature of Tennis

Timestamp: 02:00 – 04:03

The hosts delve deeper into the perceived arrogance in tennis, specifically targeting players' interactions with their support staff.

• Mike Ryan comments on the authoritative demeanor of players:
  "They're like, you better bounce this to me perfectly... you're fired." [02:29]

• Stugotz praises a positive example:
  "Alcaraz is super nice to the ball people. There was that great video of him celebrating with all the kids after winning the French Open at Roland Garros." [04:13]

Despite some positive examples, the overall sentiment remains critical of the sport's culture.

3. Disney's Zombies 4 and Descendants: A Parent's Perspective

Timestamp: 07:01 – 09:25

The discussion shifts to Disney Channel's continued success with sequels like Zombies 4 and Descendants, focusing on their target audience and longevity.

• Stugotz addresses the repetitiveness:
  "They had to make sequels... it's like High School Musical. Only Zombies." [07:07]

• Chris Cody shares a relatable parental experience:
  "We had twin daughters. They sat me down on a Saturday, and I had to watch All Descendants back to back to back. I fell asleep." [09:07]

The hosts humorously lament the endless stream of similar content catering primarily to younger audiences.

4. The Superman Movie: Reception and Political Undertones

Timestamp: 09:25 – 17:58

A substantial portion of the episode critiques the newly released Superman movie, exploring its attempts to infuse political themes and the resultant audience reception.

• Stugotz criticizes the portrayal:
  "You've tried to revive Superman... it's an illegal alien story. Miss me with that one." [16:15]

• Dan LeBatard discusses the challenge of depicting an infallible hero:
  "Superman has failed time and time again... having not really gone through a whole bunch of the DCU movies, I don't really know how they treat it." [16:45]

The dialogue reflects skepticism about the film's ability to resonate with audiences due to its perceived lack of relatability and overly politicized narrative.

5. Club World Cup Soccer Tournament: Underwhelming Engagement

Timestamp: 18:02 – 28:43

The hosts examine the lackluster attendance and engagement in the Club World Cup held in New York City, contrasting it with more enthusiastic markets like Miami.

• Stugotz expresses disappointment:
  "But these games have been... national crowds have been some really pitiful crowds." [27:56]

• Dan LeBatard analyzes the mismatch between club loyalty and event promotion:
  "In the history of sports, even I am not locked in to Chelsea right now... Go out there and make a whole event of it." [26:07]

The conversation highlights the challenges of promoting club-level soccer in a market saturated with diverse sporting interests.

6. Playing Sports in Extreme Heat: Personal Anecdotes and Safety Concerns

Timestamp: 28:44 – 32:15

Personal stories about enduring high temperatures during sports events underscore the physical and safety challenges faced by athletes.

• Chris Cody shares his experience:
  "We're all human... my son played tackle football and they haven't taken a break because it's hot." [31:16]

• Dan LeBatard recounts his struggle with cramps:
  "I cramp up like crazy. And the second day, I drank more water, I felt like every step I took, I was getting punched in the stomach." [29:42]

The hosts emphasize the importance of proper hydration and break management in extreme conditions.

7. Poker and Gambling: From Casual Play to Professional Aspirations

Timestamp: 21:00 – 24:46

The dialogue transitions into the realm of poker, with hosts sharing their experiences and aspirations within the game.

• Mike Ryan discusses his tournament successes:
  "I've probably have like $30,000 in career poker winnings... I've won tournaments before where I'm chopping with one other person." [22:30]

• Stugotz and Chris Cody show support for Mike's potential professional pursuits:
  "I'm an action junkie. I'd watch you play poker than play it." [23:28]
  "I'm a flag football World Cup next summer Olympics. Yeah, you're going to win." [24:17]

The segment underscores the camaraderie and competitive spirit among the hosts regarding gambling and poker.

8. Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings: A Comedic Take

Timestamp: 32:22 – 40:38

In a humorous and culturally reflective segment, the hosts present Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings, blending wit with social commentary.

• Billy Gill introduces the list:
  "I've got a top five list of artists that would make you want to quit your job and start selling coke." [33:17]

• Chris Cody and Stugotz express confusion and amusement over the selections:
  "Who is Raekwon the chef?" [34:41]
  "That's the top two will determine if I like this list or not." [35:04]

The list includes common sayings such as "Cat got your tongue?" and "Hold your horses," with the hosts providing playful critiques and additional honorable mentions like "Cruisin for a bruising."

• Notable Quotes:
  "Number one, let's take a peek. Oh, yeah. You and what army." [39:19]
  "Number ten. No, Sherlock." [38:25]
  "Number one. Merry Clips. It's the clips." [35:30]

This segment serves as a light-hearted exploration of linguistic quirks attributed to white culture, infused with the hosts' characteristic humor.

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Conclusion

"The Big Suey: Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings" episode effectively weaves together critiques of sports culture, reflections on pop media phenomena, and comedic social commentary. Through engaging dialogues and personal anecdotes, Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts provide insightful and entertaining perspectives that resonate with a diverse audience. Notable moments, such as discussions on the Superman movie's reception and the humorous take on white vernacular, highlight the show's ability to balance depth with levity.

For listeners who missed the episode, this summary offers a comprehensive overview of the topics covered, enriched by memorable quotes and structured discussions that capture the essence of the conversation.

Transcript

[Dan LeBatard]

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show, the podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast?

[Stugotz]

I'm sorry.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

[Chris Cody]

I've done it.

[Dan LeBatard]

And now here's the marching man to Nowhere, Fat Face and the habitual liar.

[Mike Ryan]

This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours.

[Stugotz]

Now, we had a pretty good example of an umpire probably sticking to the letter of the law too much earlier this week when we played that video, the lightning strike that was very near a baseball diamond that resulted in a balk.

[Chris Cody]

It's a balk.

[Stugotz]

Rules.

[Chris Cody]

The rules.

[Stugotz]

Very unfair. Let me give you a good example of how to interpret the rules here. When there is a loud sound interrupting play. This comes from Wimbledon, and this might be the most Wimbledon stoppage in the history of Wimbledon stoppages.

[Chris Cody]

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

[Stugotz]

If you could avoid opening bottles of champagne when the players are about to serve. Oh, come on. I love that it's warm.

[Billy Gill]

It's the most Wimbledon warning you've ever heard.

[Dan LeBatard]

Who was the player there?

[Chris Cody]

Who.

[Dan LeBatard]

She says, why would you open it right now with the great effing question?

[Stugotz]

Is that the isolated sound of the pop? All right, well, that's very distracting. You see what happened there? We stopped play. We stopped play because it's a very loud, distracting sound.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, but it's not just Wimbledon, though, right? Obviously, Wimbledon is the most. Whatever you want to call it, uppity of the tennis tournaments. But tennis as a sport is the most uppity of the sport. And the act that you go uppity or hoity toity. Hoity toity is fine. Billy Gilly, as I like to say, sometimes hoity toity.

[Chris Cody]

Because I've never heard the term hoity toity or Billy Gilly.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, Billy Gilly I use with Willy.

[Stugotz]

Nils never heard hoity toity.

[Dan LeBatard]

He doesn't know that.

[Chris Cody]

Literally, this is the first time I've ever heard that selection of letters, words, syllables. It's better than uppity.

[Mike Ryan]

I was acting all Billy Gilly.

[Chris Cody]

Definitely better than uppity.

[Dan LeBatard]

We'll go hoity toity.

[Chris Cody]

But hoity toity is also the most.

[Dan LeBatard]

Hoity toity thing in all of sports, is when a server is getting the tennis balls from the ball boys or Ball girls, Like, it's so obnoxious, so condescending.

[Mike Ryan]

They're like. They're like, you better bounce this to me perfectly. If I have to extend my arm any direction other than right at my stomach, you're fired.

[Dan LeBatard]

That is not a killing. Ready? Not until the second I'm ready. How will I prove to you that I'm ready? I don't know. I might look at you. I might not. And then when you've got three of them. Why do you need three? You got three tennis balls on your racket. You might just throw one without even looking at it.

[Chris Cody]

Throw it back.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why did I. Why did I give that one to you, sir?

[Chris Cody]

Why?

[Dan LeBatard]

And then so. And then you're just like, two. You got one in your pocket, you throw the other one back. It's just the. And sometimes, like, you don't even look at the ball boys or ball girls. Like, zero respect for the people that are doing it for you. I hate that about tennis players.

[Chris Cody]

It is. It does feel very disrespectful. It does. Every time I've ever watched tennis in my life, I think about that.

[Mike Ryan]

There's a condescension to it. There's like, condescending is the wrong word. There's just like an arrogant arrogance to it.

[Stugotz]

Hoity toity.

[Chris Cody]

It's a hoity toity ness that is like, come on, man, lose the hoyt.

[Dan LeBatard]

And it's only a job you can screw up. You've seen the one video of the one kid ran to his spot just.

[Mike Ryan]

And I just told Lewis to try to find that viral video of a ball boy distracting the tennis player. Do you have the sound of this, Lewis?

[Stugotz]

I hate the way that they have to present the balls, too. Hold it.

[Mike Ryan]

Look. So watch right here.

[Chris Cody]

We'll just.

[Mike Ryan]

So you can't hear it, but the kid runs away. He's like, I don't want to make this kid mad. He falls, and the guy looks back.

[Chris Cody]

Like, what the hell did you do that for? What a save, though, by the kid. Because he can't prove anything. Because by the time he turned around.

[Mike Ryan]

He was already back.

[Chris Cody]

I would have looked over my shoulder like, what the hell?

[Dan LeBatard]

That kid's about to hit his head against the wall and he's thinking, oh, my God, my career is over. Let me just stand up real straight.

[Chris Cody]

Clearly it would be so easy to.

[Mike Ryan]

Be likable like, in that spot if you're just the likable tennis player. Like, hey, man, thank you. Thank you. Give him a point. Like, why do you have to be like that.

[Stugotz]

Alcaraz is super nice to the ball people. There was that great video of him celebrating with all the kids after winning the French Open at Roland Garros. There are some people that kind of stick out on how they. They treat folks. But, yeah, the pomp and the circumstance, which is also, like, hoity and the toity.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Mike Ryan]

What's another example of this in sports, like, where you always just feel a palpable, like, they could do that nicer. I can't even think of one. Because in others, like the ball boys tossing out the footballs. Like, you never see, like, Patrick Mahomes, like, slap the ball out of the way.

[Chris Cody]

Like, I knocked the towel guy down in the playoffs. It's on YouTube. Like, I knocked the old. Old. I bump them on accident. You were in the playoffs once?

[Stugotz]

Once.

[Chris Cody]

It was for a very short time, like, two hours or so.

[Mike Ryan]

I could see that, like, during a timeout, if you don't want water and somebody's, like, doing the water thing, Water guys get that, like, get.

[Chris Cody]

I do have. I do have an a hole water story.

[Dan LeBatard]

All right, so we all have one of those.

[Stugotz]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

So I'm at practice, and a kid, a young, like, trainer. Like, the young medical trainers are the ones in charge of, like, squirting water, like, whatever you need to drink.

[Mike Ryan]

Those are doctors, not doctors.

[Chris Cody]

They're like athletic trainers. Okay. All right. So at practice, we're in camp, and camp sucks, as you know, and we're all fighting for jobs, and this is miserable, and you're away from your family, and it's hot, and coaches are yelling at you.

[Mike Ryan]

Sounds like some excuses for bad behavior going on.

[Chris Cody]

Yes, absolutely. But, you know, we're all human. Yeah.

[Stugotz]

So you've prefaced this enough.

[Chris Cody]

There's this one, a new kid is. Is at the Browns, and he's. He's doing the water.

[Mike Ryan]

So I come off shadowing someone else.

[Chris Cody]

He should have been shadowing. Absolutely. Because every time I try to get a drink, it's just water all over my face. Talk about the worst aim ever, right? So I'm like, okay, no, more like Bobrovsky.

[Dan LeBatard]

Can you. Can you give us a joke? Like sitting there with your mouth open, waiting for the water.

[Chris Cody]

So after, like, a couple days, like, it's like, I asked for a drink. It's no. I'm like, all right, just give it to me. Just give it to me. Exactly right? So then it develops into. I'm not even asking for the water. He's just coming like this. So I turn and he Just starts squirting. I'm like, okay. So then by like day five, this.

[Dan LeBatard]

Is how he likes it. Trust me, this is how he likes.

[Chris Cody]

He's still there. He's actually like high ranking now. Cause this is 10 years ago. But he tells this story by day five. I come off the field, he does it again. I grab the water bottle, I turn it, I squirt him. All this is a new kid all over his face. I'm like, now how does that feel? Aim the damn bottle. And then I go back in. He's like, I never missed anyone's mouth as a water boy ever again after that. I can't believe you did that, dude. I'm like sniffing water, coughing it up out of my mouth.

[Stugotz]

Did you get some dab from the teammates? Like, thank you. Someone finally taught him a lesson. Or were you the only person that had this issue on the team?

[Chris Cody]

I don't know, man. Maybe he was like, he had better aim for the taller players or something. Maybe it was an angle issue.

[Dan LeBatard]

This man is responsible for the mess in public toilets. Like a gentleman just like this. Who have zero aim whatsoever.

[Chris Cody]

Come on, man. Billy. A lot cleaner bathrooms. If everyone took that approach.

[Stugotz]

You were talking about how you went to the movie theater and some would argue mission possible. The final reckoning was the cinematic event of the summer. Some people are arguing it might be Superman. We can get into that in a little bit. I would argue for a much younger generation, even though you're not going to a movie theater for it. Zombies 4, premiering on Disney Channel last night was appointment viewing. Now this, I'm just talking to the dads of children a certain age. I asked Roy before the show if Claire at all got into the Descendants or Zombies. This is a huge booming economy for Disney Channel and a world full of booming economies for that company. They're going on tour, the Descendants and Zombies and everything like that. This is the fourth edition of the Zombies films and Zombies, for those that don't know briefly, it's like High School Musical. Only Zombies.

[Chris Cody]

Only Zombies.

[Stugotz]

But then they had to make sequels.

[Dan LeBatard]

So then the Zombies target audience is like, what age?

[Stugotz]

5 years old. Said tweens. Teens. But the cast, this is the fourth one. And naturally with Disney movies, the original cast is like 30 years old.

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah, exceptional. Zed's like 36.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, exceptional. Zed is paying off his student loans right now.

[Mike Ryan]

But is he still exceptional? Is he in it? I haven't seen this one yet.

[Stugotz]

Is in it, but it was mediocre. Very. It was the worst of the franchise. And I don't know if you're being dragged to the Zombies show. Thankfully, there's a cane's game, so it's just going to be a girls thing in my home.

[Mike Ryan]

That's what I believe is happening. My wife and a few other moms are bringing a bunch of kids. The Zombie Concert and Descendants descendancy. That's one. Like, my daughter was like Princess Red for Chris Halloween. And I don't even know what that is.

[Stugotz]

You've got kids. Descendants probably has to be a thing in your house because it's like all the great Disney villains, they all had kids.

[Chris Cody]

I have twin. Twin daughters. They're 10. We had. They sat me down on a Saturday, and I had to watch All Descendants back to back to back. I fell asleep.

[Mike Ryan]

Terrible.

[Chris Cody]

They were pissed. And then I had to do it again because I fell asleep too early in the second version of the movie.

[Stugotz]

So my daughter Julia was asking me, daddy, where are you going? I'm like, I'm going to put laundry away. She's like, but you're missing Zombies four. I'm like, honey, I'm going to end up watching this 45 more times.

[Chris Cody]

I'm going to be able to recap.

[Stugotz]

When the embargo is lifted and it's on Disney tomorrow. But let's get to Superman a little bit because it's been subject of a lot of frustrating online discourse, and, like, everything, it's become politicized. First off, I think there's a large portion of the audience that just Superman's not that interesting because he's perfect. We know he's got the kryptonite. He's all powerful. He's the fastest. He flies. He's the strongest. He's got this one weakness. He's got lasers shooting out of his freaking eyes. I think people like their heroes being fallible or having more weaknesses. They like the Batmans of the world a little bit better. And the box office kind of bears this out. And Superman has failed time and time again. After numerous reboots by Warner Brothers, it wasn't too long ago that Henry Cavill was Superman. Well, now we have a new Superman. James Gunn, who did the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise, is reviving Superman for his whole new vision of the dcu. And I don't know if you've seen the discourse around it, but people are saying Superman is too woke because James Gunn came out and said, this is an illegal alien that is coming to the. And I'm kind of. I know where you think I'm gonna go with this. Which is blame the right for saying that this is too woke and doing the same song and dance. I'm bored by that. And I just come to expect that I don't even have a take for it anymore. I'm gonna pivot and turn my attention to James Gunn and say, like, you're trying to do your own grift on what's going on in the country right now. That's a fine. That's a fine, Izzy. By saying this is an illegal alien. And everyone's like, man, I can't wait to watch this illegal alien ruin the billionaire's plans. You cannot. And James Gunn flatly said, this is an illegal alien story. Miss me with that one? Illegal aliens right now aren't straight, white, all powerful beings that only have one weakness to invoke. That is so lazy. No, Superman isn't something that an undocumented alien in this country is going to identify with. And shame on you for even drawing parallels to that. I don't think you can. When ice is raining on horseback, your park, no one's like, man, Superman has it just like this. He's being targeted just like this.

[Chris Cody]

I thought Superman was from Cleveland.

[Stugotz]

No, he's from Smallville, Kansas.

[Chris Cody]

Right? That was Kansas.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, small.

[Chris Cody]

Well, Smallville, Kansas, Small is a big mural dedicated to Superman in the Cleveland airport. Maybe the inventor, maybe the guy who guy wrote the comic, created Superman, is from Cleveland.

[Stugotz]

I've been to Wamego, Kansas, and they claim a fictional character. They claim Dorothy from the wizard of Oz. Yeah, they claim to be the hometown of Dorothy. And once a year they have a big wizard of Oz festival where the surviving Munchkins come and get treated like royalty.

[Billy Gill]

And you've been there?

[Stugotz]

Yeah, because my daughter was super into the wizard of Oz. When I was a Browns fan, I went to Kansas City for when the Browns opened up week one at Arrowhead, had an amazing experience. The Kansas City Chiefs fans are spectacular, Billy. As you know from your time at Arrowhead, those fans are special, real special fans. And it's a really special game day environment. But I made the drive from Kansas City to Wamengo, Kansas, which was about two and a half hours to get to this middle of nowhere place. We'd go to this wizard of Oz museum. They have a yellow brick road and everything like that.

[Chris Cody]

That's pretty cool.

[Stugotz]

Actually.

[Chris Cody]

It is, but I. Superman is from there as well.

[Stugotz]

But your claim to fame is a fictional character as well.

[Dan LeBatard]

The video that was accidentally playing on my phone was of Andrew Wiggins, who Went to the University of Kansas. There you go.

[Chris Cody]

There's the full circle moment. Shoop Hawk is right.

[Stugotz]

Jerry Siegel created Superman. He is from Cleveland.

[Chris Cody]

Wow. There you go.

[Stugotz]

I mean, you would know the Rust Belt. You should.

[Chris Cody]

That's what you know. My hometown is called Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You know who created Spider man where he was from? Cleveland, Johnstown, Pennsylvania. So we have a mural of Spider man as well.

[Billy Gill]

Two for one there.

[Chris Cody]

There we go.

[Stugotz]

So are you in on Superman at all? He's supposed to be top of the heap of a superhero, but I think something happened generationally where people kind of aspired to that perfection when Superman had his moment and became top of the heap. Right. But it became less and less interesting to have basically this dude. One famous weakness.

[Dan LeBatard]

But I just think people don't like journalists. And they do like billionaires, which is why they like Batman over Superman.

[Chris Cody]

Iron Man.

[Stugotz]

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[Stugotz]

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[Chris Cody]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Dan LeBatard]

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[Chris Cody]

Stugats this is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.

[Stugotz]

But I mean, there's a reason why they've tried to revive the the series time and time again cinematically. It just doesn't connect with audience. The audience doesn't have the connection points to Superman because how can they? He's infallible. He's perfect. He's even got the moral high ground. Maybe James Gunn tries to do something different with it. I'll wait for the word of mouth because I kind of seen polarizing reviews and I think maybe the reason for that is how politicized this movie has become lately, which, I mean, you want to talk about it like an innocuous superhero to politicize.

[Dan LeBatard]

I was going to say it seems like it has the most room for maneuverability. Like you could create as many storylines around him because he is so, quote, unquote, perfect. You can create, you know, fallacies. You can create bad things about him as he's going through the human experience on that side. But having not really gone through a whole bunch of the DCU movies, I don't really know how they treat it.

[Stugotz]

Well, I mean, you could start over again because they're restarting this thing for like the third time in our lifetimes. But an Immigrant Tale is where you miss me. Some underdog story. Given everything that's going on right now, it's actually lazy and a little irresponsible of James Gunn to invoke. Could you say that one of his weaknesses is other people because of misinformation about spreading rumors against him? I'm curious to see if that's where James Gunn takes it. I think there's more interesting stuff there. And I get what he. James Gunn is often on the right side of stuff. James Gunn is an ally, and he tries to project that he's on the right side of things.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugotz]

But. Yeah. Not the right side of the political spectrum. And I think in an effort to try to be that, he missed the mark and didn't realize how patronizing a remark like that would be given the current climate.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why is Billy the person who knows most about Kansas City people?

[Stugotz]

No, I said he would know because he did God bless football last year. He's been out.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugotz]

Went out there because of the kickoffs feature. The reigning champion. It's going to be in Philadelphia this year, but Kansas City, usually a lot of the seasons have been kicking off in Kansas City because they've been reigning champions, but it's a special. I love Kansas City and the fandom around it. I think it's. If you're a football fan and you want to do a tour of American football cultures, Kansas City is damn good.

[Chris Cody]

They're really nice. They're very welcoming.

[Stugotz]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

If I was Superman, I'd be an athlete. I wouldn't bother my time, waste my time kind of saving people. Right?

[Stugotz]

Well, you would have to. You would have to really downplay.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. I mean, I tone it down a little bit, but, like, come contract year, like, I would ball out. Yeah.

[Stugotz]

You try to play every UFC fighter.

[Billy Gill]

Like, take it down.

[Chris Cody]

Nah, I don't get hit in the face.

[Stugotz]

But if you're an NBA player, maybe mix in like a 3 for 16 from the field one day. But you got to pretend like it hurts.

[Billy Gill]

But he can jump buildings in a single bounce, right. So, like the hop. The hops that he has, I think it's a single bound, bound, whatever.

[Dan LeBatard]

It should be. Bounce. It should be.

[Stugotz]

I don't. He's bouncing before he's flying.

[Billy Gill]

What is a bound?

[Stugotz]

Dude, I only knew like an ebb. I only knew bounds as a jump because of Superman track.

[Dan LeBatard]

I like that. I like that. Change up, though. He becomes an athlete that hates journalists.

[Stugotz]

Dude, he could be a.

[Chris Cody]

Like a double athlete. Right. And then just fly from game to game. And then like, how are you getting back and forth so fast? Like, ah, private. Maybe that's what Dion really is. Yeah. Maybe he's Superman. Yeah. And that's why he has losing records, because he's like, I can't let people know I gotta keep it, you know? Yeah. No, that makes sense. This year's got to turn it on though, right? For sure. Yeah. Colorado got to turn it now. We got to be Superman this year. Yeah. I mean, athletes do have the closest thing to superpowers in some ways.

[Stugotz]

Speak for yourself, huh?

[Chris Cody]

I mean, I don't really have a superpower. Mine would be foot quickness, speed. Yeah. It would be like my ability for my feet to move, really.

[Billy Gill]

Like the Flash.

[Chris Cody]

I don't know how that translates into saving anyone's life. Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

I've seen people on the Internet that can float. So I think dancers have superpowers. I think that superpowers.

[Chris Cody]

Yes. That is. I think teachers have the superpowers. Really? Yes. The firemen and the firefighters. I agree.

[Stugotz]

Police officer, who would you nominate? And this is such a. No, I was going to say who's this? Superman in world athletics, but I don't want to do that. Forget I even said I think you want to. I don't want to. Last night I was locked in on zombies 4 a little bit until I decided to do something else. But when I put my daughter to bed, I caught up on the it's always sunny premiere. 17 season strong. Great premiere. And I was also also watching the World Series of Poker because one of my friends made it to the top 317. Albert de Strade, formerly of Survivor Arrested Destrade. He did. It's a famously. The buy in for the World Series of poker is $10,000 and it's been frozen there since the 1970s. So anybody can play.

[Chris Cody]

Right. And with $10,000.

[Stugotz]

With $10,000.

[Chris Cody]

Yes.

[Dan LeBatard]

Sponsorship.

[Stugotz]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

He made the top 317. Yeah.

[Mike Ryan]

So out of 9,700.

[Stugotz]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

That's pretty specific percentage that cashes.

[Dan LeBatard]

So that's why.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, there's tears.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Stugotz]

So if you think about it, every.

[Dan LeBatard]

Number is a very surprise pool that.

[Stugotz]

He ended up clearing on a $10,000 investment. He got $40,000 in prize money. Not bad for. For a couple of weeks out in Las Vegas. Good work over there. But Chris, who knows my friend Albert a little bit, was also following along in his progress. And I didn't know this about Chris, but Chris considers himself a poker shark and he wants to play in this.

[Dan LeBatard]

Hang on, hang on. This is how I got introduced to Chris Cody, his dad, Greg. You guys know Craig?

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah, you met him.

[Chris Cody]

That's how I got introduced to him, too. His dad works hard his dad vaguely.

[Dan LeBatard]

As a way of introduction, told me about Chris. Not face to face, but told me about Chris. Oh, my son Chris plays poker. I think he's going to go pro. That's how I thought Chris Cody was going to be a professional.

[Mike Ryan]

I still to this day, like during the summer around World Series time, I play poker. I play online a little bit. I go. I play tournaments at the Hard Rock every once in a while and I've come in third place at the Jeff Konai.

[Dan LeBatard]

Is that winning?

[Mike Ryan]

I got, I got like eight grand and like a big guitar that I still have like doing nothing with. That's winning like the Hard Rock guitar?

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Mike Ryan]

I mean, no, third place I didn't win, but I. I mean you won't. No, I made a lot of money.

[Stugotz]

This is your campaign to be on the celebrity poker circuit. You haven't really made that circuit.

[Mike Ryan]

I said conine one.

[Chris Cody]

No.

[Mike Ryan]

I fancy myself someone who can play cards. I mean, I don't think I have a job. So like it's something where if this all went away, I might try to do something like that. But you know, I don't really have.

[Dan LeBatard]

Everything we've ever won from a poker tournament, put it together, start a poker tournament and give him away his prizes.

[Mike Ryan]

I probably have like $30,000 in career poker winnings. Like I've won like eight grand at that one. I've. I've won a couple other turn. I've like won tournaments before where I'm like chopping with one other person.

[Dan LeBatard]

So you've thought about that before. Because 30,000 is just a number to pull out of the.

[Mike Ryan]

I'm just pulling out a number of like the total. But I've also played a lot of tournament. I'm not saying I'm like this huge profitable person a lot of tournaments.

[Stugotz]

So you're going to try to do the WSOP?

[Mike Ryan]

I would, I mean obviously 10,000. I don't just have 10. Like if I did something like that.

[Stugotz]

Sounds like you have 30,000 lying around.

[Mike Ryan]

No, I mean that's just. Steak is a website you can go on.

[Chris Cody]

How much for that guitar?

[Mike Ryan]

What I would do since I have what would like, you know, I would probably go on Steak where people can like, you can like, like good players do this of like I'm selling 30 of my action and people will go on this website and like, oh, I Wanna. I have 5% of Phil helmet for 25. That's what I mean. I think I could get people that.

[Stugotz]

Would be down to recoup my investment a Little bit.

[Dan LeBatard]

Mike would.

[Mike Ryan]

You're a gambler. You'd throw in 500.

[Stugotz]

I would support you. I'd sponsor you with a promise that I can maybe recoup. I'm an action junkie. I'd watch you. I'd rather watch you play poker than play it.

[Chris Cody]

500.

[Dan LeBatard]

Let me see your face.

[Mike Ryan]

See, I'm already. See, I'm already like at 25 in a thou. Like, I already have $3,500 and I haven't even started trying to gather.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, that was good. If you gave away 25% for $500 you've already given.

[Mike Ryan]

You have two people that have done 5% saying Izzy would be 2500 a.

[Chris Cody]

Piece, whatever that percentage, that would be 5%. Wait.

[Stugotz]

Okay, this is my favorite. What side of the bench are they skating to?

[Chris Cody]

You ever play poker now? I'm questioning whether or not.

[Mike Ryan]

Percentage.500 is of 10,000. That's the percentage you would get of my winnings. That's how it works. Like whatever you put in, the percentage of the buy in, that's what you would get back. If I want.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

Nailed that, though.

[Stugotz]

Yeah. I'm going to get an ROI on this. Why don't you do it next summer?

[Mike Ryan]

I want. I've been saying to myself for like four years, next summer I'm going. Because what happens is, is this time of year I'm so into poker, and then when the summer ends, I kind of fall out of it. So then that's the time you need to be putting in the work to.

[Stugotz]

Go, don't do it next summer.

[Chris Cody]

I'm a flag football World cup next summer Olympics. Yeah, you're going to win.

[Mike Ryan]

And I'd have to be gone for, if I played well, like a couple of weeks.

[Chris Cody]

So it's.

[Dan LeBatard]

You think there's going to be enough to talk about with the World cup that we can't discuss? Him going to the poker tournament.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugotz]

The eyes of the world are on the US Next summer. I do think the World cup is going to kind of hijack the conversation a little bit next summer. Although I thought the Club World cup, which is supposed to be a warm up for a Fritz, he won a set there.

[Dan LeBatard]

That's all I asked, is to extend this match so that when I get home, the Sinner Djokovic match is still going on.

[Stugotz]

All right. I thought the Club World cup would be more of a talking point because it's in the United States, because it features some of the biggest clubs in the world. And this show has totally ignored it. I'VE wanted to talk about it the entire time. And here we are. The final is in New York and it's Chelsea versus psg. Two glamour clubs and no one's really been interested in this. And it's not just engagement on, on sports content, it's also in ticket sales. They've been terrible. I told you before, I used to work with Chelsea. So I'm plugged into all the supporters clubs. Every supporters club in the nation that is major got offered free tickets by FIFA to go to the semifinal and the secondary market, depending on who's playing in it. The real Madrid ones down here in the Brazilian clubs. Miami's been a really good market for the club World cup, but nationally there have been some really pitiful crowds.

[Dan LeBatard]

Miami was great because the Brazilian crowd was great. You could predict that one. I don't know if the New York, the MetLife crowds were ever going to be feel like a real World cup crowd.

[Stugotz]

And they do the thing where they put it at 3 o' clock in the afternoon because they want to make sure that Europe can tune in, which.

[Dan LeBatard]

Is the biggest problem here is you're talking about clubs. It's even like it's so easy if you're not a soccer fan to just latch onto your country and just, hey, of course, usa, whatever. Or even if you're, you know, an anti USA guy, then with these clubs, it's so specific. Like I was a Chelsea fan a few years ago and then I lost interest in Christian Pulisic and then he left anyway. And then I'm just like, man, there's nobody left on that team that except.

[Chris Cody]

For what Cucarella they've rebuilt, they would.

[Stugotz]

Actually be like this. Chelsea is one of the strangest.

[Dan LeBatard]

But my point being is that in the history of sports, even I am not locked in to Chelsea right now. So you would have to be a real fan of these clubs or one of these clubs to really follow it. Go out there and make a whole event of it. I don't know if it makes that much sense to debut this here.

[Stugotz]

Oh, there's so many new PSG fans too. So many people became PSG fans in the last. Well, PSG had a different business model before they had Mbappe, Neymar and Messi on the same team all at the same time. For over a decade. They were just trying to get the biggest stars on the planet to come play in a league that wasn't very competitive in France and they would never have the success in Europe. And then what's funny is they get rid of Neymar, they get rid of Messi, leaves, and Mbappe finally goes to Real Madrid. And not only do they win the Champions League, finally they get that monkey off of their back. They trounced teams, they destroy teams. Everyone wanted to make fun of inter Miami for losing 4, 0 to PSG in the Club World Cup. Inter Milan lost 5, 0. Did you see what they did to Real Madrid in the semifinal? Another 40 trouncing. In fact, Inter Miami had more possession because PSG really took their foot off the gas. But Inter Miami had more possession against PSG than Real Madrid did. This run that PSG is on is incredible.

[Dan LeBatard]

And their best player is Dembele.

[Stugotz]

I would argue Hakimi, but these aren't household names. At least not yet. But if they keep winning like this, they might be. Chelsea really tore themselves down in the ownership change after Abramovich was forced to sell the team. Rightfully so. The American owners had a strange business model. They bought a bunch of players, they hired a bunch of different managers. It's finally worked and it's shown you if you have unlimited resources, you can turn it around. And they got a damn near $90 million in prize money. So they've dug themselves out of the hole. And they could improbably, after being out of Europe, find themselves here in the span of four years, go from European champions to world champions. So I'm going to be locked in on that on Sunday.

[Dan LeBatard]

It doesn't exactly set up the World cup very well.

[Stugotz]

No, it doesn't. And these games have been. I don't know if you noticed, it's hot outside. It's crazy hot. You have all these cooling breaks. All these clubs have been complaining about it. You have teams. It's a little soft because it was 87 degrees in Cincinnati when Dortmund did this, but the head coach came out and said, we're going to have our subs not even be on the bench. They're going to watch from the locker room, which is one of the softest things I've ever seen in the history.

[Dan LeBatard]

I understand that stuff, though, so much more, man. Like the Stefan Diggs. That's the hottest I've ever been. Stuff like I just played in a football tournament in Chicago and day one was three games over the course. We think we started at 10:30 and then the last one was at four something. So three games and it was 90 plus in Chicago and zero cloud cover by the end of the third game. We had one teammate who looks like he's in better shape than Me vomiting everywhere and had to have IV and couldn't even play.

[Chris Cody]

The second steroids. Go ahead.

[Dan LeBatard]

The second.

[Mike Ryan]

So he looks like he's in better shape.

[Dan LeBatard]

Clearly not well, I mean, let's just say he looks like he should be in more cardiovascular shape than me. And the second day, I only run.

[Stugotz]

When I'm being chased.

[Dan LeBatard]

I cramp up like crazy. And the second day, she drink more water, I felt. Thank you. I felt like every step I took, I was getting punched in the stomach. And like, I told Hawk this story earlier about me dropping a pick six, like a sure pick six. And I remember as I was approaching it, being like, ouch, my stomach hurts. And I was just like, I have a million reasons as to excuses as to why I dropped it. None of them.

[Mike Ryan]

DBs can't catch.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm telling you, bro, I was linebacker, whatever. The heat does something to you. And it's not just that day. Like, the next day, it lingers. Man, I get those Buffalo Bills now in that heat.

[Chris Cody]

No, it's valid. When we would play in Miami, and I always wanted to play in Florida because this is like the mecca of special or like receiver, cornerback. It was like, I'm not good unless I can play in Florida. So, like, from high school, when I got out of high, when I got out of college, while I was in the NFL, I was always trying to get down here. And we had. We would play the Dolphins, and I had to bring three uniforms because I would sweat through them like I was. It was like, that was just through.

[Stugotz]

The prep, knowing that Kevin Hogan was.

[Chris Cody]

Your quarterback, just like, bro, we're gonna. I was just sweating the fact that we were gon get our ass kicked as bad as we were. But no, it was.

[Stugotz]

You almost won that game.

[Chris Cody]

I got. I got used to the heat since being down here in the last three years. And it's crazy because up north, to your point about Cincinnati, whenever you're playing youth sports or any kind of thing, it's like, hey, you got to hydrate, you know, make sure they get hydration breaks, get water. It's too hot. We can't practice. And my son got down here and played tackle football for the first time. It's been three years. They have yet to take a break because it's hot.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, they don't.

[Chris Cody]

It hasn't. I swear, it hasn't even been mentioned. Not a single time. His first game, I had to go sit in the car because I was so hot sitting on the side. I'm like, these kids are playing in this. It boggles my mind.

[Dan LeBatard]

I've never noticed the difference between sitting in the sun and sitting in the shade than I did at this last tournament. It's like, oh, my God, I'm going to die.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, my God.

[Dan LeBatard]

Life.

[Mike Ryan]

It's such a huge discovered shade.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's wild. It's wild.

[Stugotz]

We need an executive order for more shade.

[Billy Gill]

We would do two a days in. In high school football. And it was like, you can't get water. No, not like, don't. We got a break for water. You guys are not getting water.

[Stugotz]

No. Water was a sign of weakness. Thank you.

[Chris Cody]

And that's. And in Florida, you're literally playing with death. Yes, but everyone's used to.

[Stugotz]

But we all lived.

[Chris Cody]

You all lived. It's crazy. I don't live down here.

[Dan LeBatard]

I've been hospitalized for cramps. But I lived.

[Chris Cody]

Hey, you lived. I lived. You know, Don LeBatard, no one else.

[Dan LeBatard]

Here is willing to do a Trump or a Biden.

[Billy Gill]

That's not true, Dan.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay, Tony, you can catch a thousand impersonations.

[Chris Cody]

That's not bad, man. Finally.

[Stugotz]

Pretty good, Stugach. Yours is terrible.

[Mike Ryan]

You just gotta get a little redder, a little pinker. You're right there, man.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yours is not that.

[Stugotz]

You're biting me.

[Chris Cody]

What do you mean?

[Stugotz]

Oh, his is good.

[Mike Ryan]

That's actually not bad.

[Chris Cody]

Not terrible.

[Mike Ryan]

That's not terrible. We gotta come together.

[Billy Gill]

A little Southern, little Bush.

[Chris Cody]

A little George Bush in that one. This is the Don lebatar Show with the Stugats.

[Stugotz]

We were listening to the new Clips album. First clips album in 16 years. Dropped this morning, so their second album. And cocaine seems to be a prevalent theme. Not surprisingly enough, I've been informed to celebrate the occasion of Merry Clipsmas. Tony has a top five. What's your top five?

[Billy Gill]

I've got a top five list of artists that would make you want to quit your job and start selling coke.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Dan LeBatard]

Mike Ryan has a number one suggestion on that list that we saw earlier in Wimbledon. But he's not a rap artist.

[Stugotz]

No, it's not. But how. How is it every time a camera cuts a Leonardo DiCaprio, he's doing that thing with his nose and his mustache. He's doing the exact same thing. He's got the sunglasses on. He just delivers on the narrative around him every time.

[Billy Gill]

Not great.

[Stugotz]

Never disappoints. Leo DiCaprio.

[Billy Gill]

All right, we've got one Oli and a top five. You guys ready?

[Dan LeBatard]

Give me the list one more time. It's top five rappers that.

[Billy Gill]

That will make you want to quit your job and start selling coke because it sounds so.

[Stugotz]

Because they make sound so awesome, so.

[Billy Gill]

Glorious and so great and so et.

[Dan LeBatard]

Cetera, which it's not specifically coke. Okay.

[Billy Gill]

All right. In the Oli, this one may not be for some of the older guys, but if you know, you know. Stove God cooks.

[Chris Cody]

No idea. You could have said Stew Gotts. And I get to say, go look them up.

[Billy Gill]

Stove God cooks.

[Stugotz]

Stove God cooks. Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

Stove got Cooks. Your list is off to a bad start.

[Billy Gill]

No, no, Trust me, when you listen, you'll understand.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

All right. Number five, Miami's own Rick Ross. Again, the perception. I was going to say the perception.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

A lot of it. Wrestling.

[Stugotz]

Makes me want to be a parole officer.

[Chris Cody]

Yes.

[Dan LeBatard]

He's a wrestler.

[Chris Cody]

Yes.

[Billy Gill]

Different song. Number four. Raekwon the chef.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes. A lot of cooking going on with these Coke.

[Chris Cody]

Who is Raekwon the chef?

[Stugotz]

What?

[Chris Cody]

Just kidding.

[Stugotz]

You sound like Dan at the super bowl at circa a couple of years ago. Who is Raekwon the chef?

[Chris Cody]

That's the top two will determine if I like this list or not.

[Billy Gill]

Number three. This is three guys.

[Chris Cody]

Wait a minute.

[Billy Gill]

Part of a group. What happened?

[Chris Cody]

You already gave us three. How is this number three?

[Billy Gill]

Stove got cooks.

[Stugotz]

Keep up.

[Billy Gill]

Number three. Number three. Griselda. Benny the Butcher.

[Stugotz]

Conway the Machine.

[Billy Gill]

West side Gun. All three. Talk about, you know.

[Chris Cody]

This is a very new list.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's like your chef. Is this like your 2 weeks notice? Are you telling us that you're making a career change here?

[Stugotz]

Number two. He's got 30,000.

[Billy Gill]

The Snowman, Young Jeezy.

[Stugotz]

That's number two.

[Billy Gill]

Number two.

[Chris Cody]

Number two.

[Billy Gill]

Number one. Merry Clips. It's the clips.

[Stugotz]

Yeah, well, specifically. Push it.

[Chris Cody]

Push it. Yes.

[Billy Gill]

Obviously. Malice.

[Mike Ryan]

No, Stitches.

[Billy Gill]

Stitches. I saw him on. On IG Clean. He's coming up with a. With an album again.

[Stugotz]

Yeah. He says he's clean.

[Billy Gill]

I was like, huh?

[Stugotz]

95.

[Chris Cody]

Why are we talking about clean?

[Dan LeBatard]

What is that Miami sound like?

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, no. Billy's right. You can't be clean and come up with a new album. It's gonna be so boring.

[Stugotz]

Billy, did you see what's happening with the Fast and Furious franchise? I guess movies are your. Well, Vin Diesel came out in Los Angeles and announced to the crowd that Paul Walker was returning to the franchise.

[Chris Cody]

I did see that. That's big.

[Stugotz]

And for the final installment of Fast and the Furious, they're going back to the streets.

[Chris Cody]

Wow.

[Stugotz]

No more of this outer space stuff. We're going back to the heart of what made this franchise great street racing. Back to the streets of la.

[Dan LeBatard]

Katy Perry.

[Chris Cody]

I mean, but the last one, spoiler alert. Ended with, like, a big cliffhanger where, like, a dam was about to burst. So.

[Stugotz]

Well, once they fix that dam, I.

[Chris Cody]

Don'T know how we're gonna get back to the streets from there.

[Dan LeBatard]

But was in space or.

[Chris Cody]

No, the dam was abroad.

[Stugotz]

I'm glad that they decided to dial it down because some of the other stuff that they were workshopping was they were legitimately considering a crossover of the Jurassic park and Fast and Furious franchise. I would actually would have been down for that.

[Dan LeBatard]

I would have watched.

[Stugotz]

There was a 21 Jump street met a black thing. That seemed really interesting. That was going to be a crossover where the guys from 21 Jump street were going to join. No, not. Not the original guys talking. Jonah Hill and Channing Tanner. My name's Jeff. They would become Men in Black agents. And I actually think that'd be great. Greenlit that one. That one would have been great. Vin never looked more Italian.

[Dan LeBatard]

He's Italian.

[Chris Cody]

He's Italian.

[Stugotz]

Tony, not just your top five, which left everybody confused. I gotta look up Stove Got Cooks.

[Billy Gill]

So.

[Stugotz]

But earlier in the show, we also mentioned Hoity Toys, which is a very white person saying. Yeah, and you came armed prior to us saying hoity toity with 10 white people sayings.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, because Hawk and I, we were talking like a couple months ago where you said something, some sort of white phrase that white people kind of coin. You said they slap when they said X, Y, and Z. I think it.

[Chris Cody]

Was Y. I oughta.

[Billy Gill]

Y, I oughta. Okay, so it was like, man, white people snap when they said X.

[Chris Cody]

It was spitting when they came up with exactly. So bars.

[Billy Gill]

What I did is I came up with the top 10 of white people sayings.

[Dan LeBatard]

Not five OLIs and a top five.

[Stugotz]

No, there better not be a Stove Got Cooks in this list.

[Chris Cody]

There's also Jay Z should have been on your top five. He should have. But I.

[Billy Gill]

As I was thinking about how many.

[Chris Cody]

Coke dealers became billionaires. Sure. He's literally maybe the number one coke rapper of all time.

[Dan LeBatard]

Does it count if it's crack?

[Stugotz]

Second?

[Chris Cody]

Of course.

[Stugotz]

Well, there's also Joey.

[Billy Gill]

That's why Stove Got Cooks.

[Chris Cody]

You know what?

[Stugotz]

Now you get it.

[Chris Cody]

You sound like the government that.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, I didn't like that.

[Chris Cody]

That tore down our communities, man.

[Billy Gill]

Keep an eye on that.

[Chris Cody]

The same thing. Izzy, go ahead.

[Billy Gill]

Number ten.

[Mike Ryan]

Two minutes for this.

[Billy Gill]

Number ten. No, Sherlock.

[Chris Cody]

That'D be a number ten.

[Mike Ryan]

Nine.

[Chris Cody]

Better. Wild. We got good ones.

[Stugotz]

I'm buckling up.

[Chris Cody]

All Right. I got chills with that one.

[Billy Gill]

All right, number nine, you're on thin ice, buddy.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah. Oh, wow. Damn. Good one.

[Billy Gill]

Number eight. Cat got your tongue?

[Chris Cody]

I like that.

[Dan LeBatard]

But definitely white.

[Billy Gill]

Number seven. You're barking up the wrong tree, pal.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, a lot of white confrontation so far.

[Billy Gill]

Number six. Get a load of this guy.

[Chris Cody]

Whoa.

[Stugotz]

I like that.

[Chris Cody]

The goal fight.

[Billy Gill]

Number five.

[Mike Ryan]

Why are you guys showing me number five?

[Stugotz]

Take a hiker.

[Chris Cody]

Take a hike.

[Billy Gill]

Number four. Hold your horses.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, hold your horses.

[Stugotz]

On my list being held.

[Billy Gill]

Number three. For Pete's sake, peeps say.

[Chris Cody]

Cause it is this peep.

[Billy Gill]

Number two, it's not my first rodeo. And number one, let's take a peek. Oh, yeah. You and what army.

[Chris Cody]

Also translated to black people is you got me up. Yeah, a lot of those. Actually, you could kind of a lot of translations. For sure. Those are good, But I think 70% of them are like, right before you fight. Right before a white guy fights these. Yeah, it's all confrontation.

[Dan LeBatard]

Who is this, Pete? Why is it.

[Mike Ryan]

I got it, I looked it up. Apparently Pete is.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's.

[Mike Ryan]

It's a replacement for God's sake or Christ's sake. And it's believed to be a substitute for God or Christ to avoid using the name in vain.

[Dan LeBatard]

Tony, this is. This is a very thing. I was very much confused by this growing up. This statement in. In Spanish.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

Which translates to what?

[Mike Ryan]

Barbara or Barbaro or who.

[Dan LeBatard]

Who is this Barbara? And why are we always asking her to settle our shit like that? I had no idea what that was about. Somebody help me out with that.

[Chris Cody]

Can I throw in some honorable mentions?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, of course.

[Chris Cody]

Cruisin for a bruising.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, that's a good ol.

[Stugotz]

Good one.

[Chris Cody]

Let me sneak right past you.

[Stugotz]

That's a. Yeah, that's a good. Oh, wow, that's really good. That's right up there.

[Chris Cody]

Last one.

[Stugotz]

Excuse me.

[Chris Cody]

I've had it up to here. Yes, good one. Let me squeak past you.

[Stugotz]

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