The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode: The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Release Date: January 31, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
1. Welcome and Initial Banter
The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their signature humorous banter, setting a light-hearted tone for the show. Mike Ryan shares a humorous anecdote about almost fainting upon receiving four free Samsung Galaxy A16 5G phones from Metro, leading to playful exchanges about the allure of such deals.
Notable Quote:
Mike Ryan [00:44]: "I almost fainted when the four new bombshells arrived."
2. The Glory Holes Conversation
A significant portion of the episode delves into a humorous yet candid discussion about "glory holes." The hosts navigate the fine line between appropriateness and comedy, sharing personal discomforts and experiences related to the topic.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Corben [02:03]: "But also voices in my head, because this is a bit of a control station."
Mike Ryan [03:55]: "Glory holes at work, eh? I don't like it for Meadowlark. I don't like it for the Dallas Cowboys."
3. Discussing the TV Show "Landman" Featuring Jerry Jones
The hosts analyze an episode of the television show "Landman," highlighting Jerry Jones's cameo. They humorously dissect whether Jones believed he was participating in a documentary or acting, emphasizing the blurred lines between reality and fiction in media portrayals.
Notable Quotes:
Chris Cote [05:16]: "Landman is a television show on the Paramount Plus network... about the people in the oil industry in Texas."
Mike Ryan [05:58]: "Did he think that that person was really on his deathbed and he was just giving some words of wisdom?"
4. Elbow Lotioning and Personal Care Humor
A recurring humorous segment where the hosts discuss the seemingly trivial but relatable topic of elbow lotioning. This light-hearted conversation serves as a comedic break, with each host sharing their own experiences and poking fun at workplace norms.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Corben [07:04]: "Something I have never seen before in my history in this business."
Mike Ryan [07:58]: "It's a privilege. And again, I don't think no."
5. Reflection on Dwyane Wade’s Battle with Kidney Cancer
The discussion takes a more serious turn as the hosts reflect on Dwyane Wade's public battle with kidney cancer. They draw parallels to other athletes like Randy Moss and Alonzo Mourning, emphasizing the vulnerability and mortality even among the most celebrated athletes. The conversation underscores the importance of health awareness and advocacy.
Notable Quotes:
Dan LeBatard [21:00]: "I'm just grateful that Dwyane Wade spoke about this so publicly... Dwyane Wade talked about Alonzo and all of this."
Billy Corben [22:13]: "He was playing himself. Let's get that clip."
6. Critique of the Dollar Store Concept
The hosts engage in a spirited debate sobre the evolving concept of dollar stores, expressing frustration over price inflation and perceived false advertising. They share personal anecdotes and opinions on the quality and value of dollar store products, blending humor with genuine critique.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Corben [10:08]: "Let me just explain to everybody... you cannot make it a dollar store. If you stop charging a dollar, it ceases to be."
Dan LeBatard [11:31]: "I love the dollar store."
7. Mike Ryan’s Memorable NFL Touchdown
A highlight of the episode features Mike Ryan recounting a pivotal moment in his NFL career—a game-winning touchdown against the Cleveland Browns. He vividly describes the emotions, the play's execution, and the subsequent media acclaim, providing listeners with an insider’s perspective on the highs and lows of a professional athlete's life.
Notable Quotes:
Mike Ryan [41:02]: "I can't believe it... that's not wrong if I gave you the true answer."
Chris Cote [43:16]: "This is what made you millions of dollars and allows you to sit right here and crack jokes."
8. Tyler Herro’s All-Star Selection Discussion
The hosts congratulate Tyler Herro on his first All-Star selection, reflecting on his growth and resilience amidst previous criticisms and trade rumors. They compare Herro's journey to other players, highlighting his efficiency and consistency as key factors in his recognition as an All-Star.
Notable Quotes:
Dan LeBatard [51:10]: "That's right. It's the first All Star selection for Tyler Herro."
Billy Corben [52:42]: "He is Internet polarizing."
9. Light-Hearted Ending and Final Remarks
As the episode winds down, the hosts return to their playful banter, teasing each other about participation and contributions to the show. They also touch upon upcoming content and accolades within their community, maintaining the episode’s upbeat and engaging atmosphere.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Corben [50:20]: "But it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf. That is his belly stugats."
Andrew Hawkins [54:16]: "Let's not talk about it, putting up."
Conclusion
This episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and serious reflections on sports and life. From light-hearted discussions about everyday topics like dollar stores and elbow lotioning to deeper conversations about athlete health and personal achievements, the hosts deliver a well-rounded and engaging experience for their audience.
Note: All timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and may not reflect the actual podcast timing.