Wait… Jaylen Brown Has a WHOLE Nerd Squad Now?? | Alley Oop 181

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — “Wait… Jaylen Brown Has a WHOLE Nerd Squad Now??” | Alley Oop 181
Date: May 5, 2026
Hosts: Juju Gotti & Trista Cricket
Location: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Episode Overview

This spirited Alley Oop segment from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz is driven by Juju Gotti and Trista Cricket’s unfiltered, humorous deep dive into NBA playoffs drama. Juju and Trista riff on everything from player performances and fan antics to on-court controversies, with a special focus on Timberwolves resilience, Knicks mania, Jalen Brown’s streaming lament, and the evolving legacies of coaches and rising stars.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Minnesota Timberwolves: ‘You Need the Moon’

Timestamps: 00:00–05:28

• The Timberwolves surprised many with their “greediness” and teamwork despite missing key players and Ant Edwards’ injury limitation.

• Trista marvels at the Wolves grinding out a win despite being on the road, missing free throws, and facing a historic blocking performance from Wemby (Victor Wembanyama).

• Juju shouts out the emergence of TJ Shannon, formerly Terence Shannon Jr., highlighting his “explosive” play.

  “You need the moon. You need the moon, AKA the playoffs for the Wolves.” — Trista (00:00)

  “His mama called him TJ. I’ma call him TJ because that boy is so explosive. Getting to the hole whenever the hell he want to.” — Juju (01:38)

• Recognition for unsung players like Jaden McDaniels, whose offensive and defensive growth is praised.

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2. Knicks, Sixers, and Exhaustion in the Playoffs

Timestamps: 05:28–08:45

• Jalen Brunson is praised as “unguardable,” able to overcome top defenders.

• The hosts note the Sixers’ exhaustion after a grueling seven-game series, with Embiid struggling post-surgery.

  “Jalen Brunson just feels like unguardable… they just couldn’t do anything with him.” — Trista (06:29)
  “He was moving through molasses because macabre bridges had a handshake with a hundred-dollar bill in it.” — Juju (07:30)

• Discussion of Boston Celtics Coach Mazzulla’s lack of playoff adjustments, with Trista and Juju calling for a “stern talking to.”

  “No adjustments. You’re looking goofy post game. Your quotes is ain’t quoting. You ain’t got, bruh. Get him out of here.” — Juju (08:22) “If you try to tackle Payton Pritchard in the locker room one more time…you’re out of here.” — Trista (09:07)

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3. The Jaylen Brown Streaming Controversy

Timestamps: 09:43–13:49

• The pair roast Jaylen Brown’s filmed Game 7 breakdown on Twitch, complete with a squad of “eight-Mile redheaded dudes” and perceived excuses.

• The segment is filled with both humor and exasperation at the proliferation of post-elimination conspiracy theories.

  “Jaylen Brown going on a twitch stream and literally play by playing the game 7…with a bunch of excuses.” — Trista (09:43) “This the lamest thing I saw this year.” — Juju (12:54)

• The hosts question whether Brown and Tatum are among the goofiest NBA stars, at least off the court.

• Brown’s claims of referee conspiracies and player targeting are lampooned.

  “He believes that there were certain refs out to get him specifically, like that they had a conspiracy in a room.” — Trista (13:01) “Even if you’re telling the truth…don’t nobody want to hear that right now, bro. Take a walk.” — Juju (13:49)

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4. Detroit Pistons & Cade Cunningham’s Rise

Timestamps: 13:49–17:41

• Celebration of Cade Cunningham’s breakout, comparing his style to a defensive-minded Luka Doncic.

• Recognition for Detroit overcoming Orlando in a “45-minute scoring drought.”

• The hosts clash lightly over how much credit Detroit deserves for getting past a lower-seeded opponent.

  “They did what they were supposed to do…you did nothing. You literally are just confirming what I’ve already been saying.” — Trista (14:47) “Sometimes how things happen matters…they got it done, man. Salute…Detroit.” — Juju (15:49) “[Cade] kind of looks like a…If Luca could play lockdown defense, that’s who K looks like.” — Trista (16:25)

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5. Jalen Suggs’ Struggles

Timestamps: 17:41–18:29

• Jalen Suggs is skewered for his cold scoring streak and potential trade future.

  “Jalen Suggs, you are a terrorist, and you don’t care about any human life other than your own.” — Juju (05:28, callback at 17:41)

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6. Wemby’s Block “Record” and Referee Critique

Timestamps: 18:29–20:16

• The legitimacy of Victor Wembanyama’s block record is openly questioned—many called as goaltends or fouls.

• Juju’s plea for NBA referees to “lock in” and uphold integrity.

  “If you know a referee, text his ass and tell him to lock in…Y’all embarrassing the game, bruh.” — Juju (19:39) “Now if I’m watching this, I would have a hard time thinking that the tall brother don’t get his own set of rules.”—Trista (20:18)

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7. New York Knicks Fans’ Wildness

Timestamps: 20:16–23:43

• Knicks fandom is compared to the 90s, fueling the city’s wild celebration and aggressive treatment of opposing fans post-game.

• Juju shares his own “survival story” as a visitor at Madison Square Garden.

  “If the New York Knicks happen to win the championship…the city is going to burn.” — Juju (20:36) “They’re treating him like it’s BTS in Korea, bruh.” — Trista (23:19) “My boy, J R Smith did not even drop his cigarette or his spliff…my boy is in getting trampled and the spliff is still hell high.” — Juju (23:32)

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8. Atlanta Hawks, Swag Surf Fails, and Front Office News

Timestamps: 23:59–26:40

• The “saddest swag surf I have ever seen” happens as the Hawks are blown out. Juju and Trista lampoon Atlanta’s in-game entertainment amid defeat.

• Salute to Bryson Graham for landing the Chicago Bulls exec job—hope for a turnaround in Chicago’s basketball fortunes.

  “Cancel the performance. If you see we down, we down 50. Hey, fli don’t know no swag surf before the fourth quarter.” — Juju (24:33) “Shout out to Bryson Graham for getting the big job for the Chicago Bulls…you guys did something good.” — Trista (25:17)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You need the moon. AKA the playoffs for the Wolves.” — Trista, (00:00)
• “His mama called him TJ. I’ma call him TJ…” — Juju, (01:38)
• “Jalen Suggs, you are a terrorist, and you don’t care about any human life other than your own.” — Juju, (05:28, 17:41)
• “No adjustments. You’re looking goofy post game. Your quotes is ain’t quoting.” — Juju, (08:22)
• “Jaylen Brown going on a Twitch stream…this is the lamest thing I saw this year.” — Juju, (12:54)
• “If you know a referee, text his ass and tell him to lock in. Right now.” — Juju, (19:39)
• “If the New York Knicks happen to win the championship…the city is going to burn.” — Juju, (20:36)
• “My boy, J R Smith did not even drop his cigarette or his spliff…” — Juju, (23:32)
• “Cancel the performance…don’t know no swag surf before the fourth quarter.” — Juju, (24:33)
• “Shout out to Bryson Graham for getting the big job for the Chicago Bulls.” — Trista, (25:17)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–05:28: Timberwolves playoff rise, TJ Shannon & Jaden McDaniels
• 05:28–08:45: Knicks victory, Sixers exhaustion, Celtics coach critique
• 09:43–13:49: Jaylen Brown’s Twitch breakdown and team image
• 13:49–17:41: Pistons’ win over Orlando, Cade Cunningham insight
• 17:41–18:29: Jalen Suggs’ playoff flop
• 18:29–20:16: Wemby’s blocks, ref suspicions
• 20:16–23:43: Knicks fans, JR Smith, Madison Square Garden stories
• 23:59–26:40: Hawks’ humiliating loss, Chicago Bulls front office shakeup

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Final Thoughts

This jam-packed episode blends irreverent analysis, laugh-out-loud roasts, and genuine hoops insights. Juju and Trista’s chemistry shines brightest when dissecting the human quirks and drama behind the box scores, revealing where playoff basketball meets meme culture. This is a must-listen for fans who want humor, candor, and real talk about everything happening in the NBA postseason—on and off the court.

Transcript

[A]

You need the moon. You need the moon. AKA the playoffs for the Wolves.

[B]

Welcome back to the Alley oop. I am Juju Gotti, joined by my sister as always, Trista Cricket. How are you doing, sis?

[A]

I'm conflicted, Juju, because I think I met the part of sports fandom where you go through a cold streak and so you gotta watch what you say. Because if you get too excited about the teams that you want to continue to win, there's a chance God will smite you and then the opposite will happen. So. So I'm keeping everything inside, wanting to walk all over the San Antonio spurs grave. But I'm just gonna keep it cute.

[B]

I can dig it. Look in that vein. Ant man returned. The Wolverine himself returned last night. Man 21 Per, if I'm not mistaken. And timely, timely points allowing Terence Shannon. Salute. You get one of these big ones. Extend my boy right now. Minnesota Timberwolves. You might want to extend Terence Shannon right Damn.

[A]

Now he's going by TJ now, TJ instead of Terence Shannon Jr. He's going by TJ Shannon.

[B]

TJ Shannon. Let go. Hey, his mama called him TJ. I' ma call him TJ because that boy is so explosive. Getting to the hole whenever the hell he want to. You would think he was a veteran. And might I add, Bruh, he ayo IO he went down. He gave you 45 last. Last series. Guess what? Another one didn't even play. Bruh. What you think about this Timberwolves? The greediness this, the overall team effort from them boys?

[A]

Well, I. I just want to kind of ask like how the hell Aunt Edwards was able to play. Like we. I thought this. They said it will be weeks. Don't even ask about them, okay? Don't even ask about him. You've got. You've got a team that is missing. Got missing. IO. You've got missing. Dante Divincenzo. You got ant on a minutes restriction. You missed a bunch of free throws. You're on the road. Wemby set a playoff block record and they. And you win that game, Juju. And we talked about this throughout the season because, yeah, I was watching a lot of people, but it wasn't us. Say, hey, are the Wolves in trouble? They're coasting through this regular season. Even John Krasinski, the great John Krasinski. That is not. That is not Jack Ryan. It's the guy from the Athletic who covers the TE full time. Even he was confounded and flummoxed by what this Timberwolves team was doing. Like they just wouldn't wake up. But guess what? You need the moon. You need the moon, AKA the playoffs for the Wolves to.

[B]

Bruh. You right, dog, bro. And might I add, Julius Randall. Salute, sir. We get on you when you don't do it, so we may as well give you a flower or two. So since you did it, brother. What? He had 21 and 10. Come on, bro. Like. And all of them was necessary and timely, right? When the spurs go down and be like, you know what? Let's. Let's. Let's bring this thing home. Them boys, jab, step, and one. You may as well hang the and one up because they're not hitting free throws until they matter. But at the same time, bro, this Timberwolves team has surprised me up and down the year, bro. Jaden, we ain't even said Jada McDaniel's name yet. And the offensive threat that he's become, like, hands in his face. It don't matter. He shoot this way. He shoot to the moon. So what you gonna do?

[A]

I think that's such a great point because, you know, you've. You've heard over the years, Anthony Edwards give interviews, and I thought it was just him pumping his teammate up. They were like, who's your favorite player in the league? He's like, Jay McDaniels is my favorite player in the league. Jay McDaniels does way more than you could even think he does. And Jay McDaniels and A. Edwards came up in high school at the same time. They've been playing hoop together since AAU. So Jaden McDaniels was that man. He just now has stepped into his offensive greatness. Because sometimes the role, I think it's interesting the role dictates sometimes what you show you can do. There's players out there I bet you could give you 40. They've got these. One dribble, pull up. Two dribble, pull ups, step back. Three. They've got the Hesi. They've got the up and under. They got the Euro, but they're allowed to stand there in the corner. You just stand there in the corner and shoot. 3. Just stand over there. Don't do anything else. Don't put the ball on the ground.

[B]

Dyson Daniels. But yeah, neither here nor there, bro. It seemed like, bro, neither here nor there. I bet on all them standing in the corner brothers on my parlay this weekend, and it was pissing me off. Jalen Suz, you are a terrorist, and you don't care about any human life other than your own. I saw that when you lost that game seven right quick on your ass. The New York Knickerbockers behind a. I mean, a great performance for everybody, for real. But Jalen Branson is always going to shine on these moments. You put a challenge in front of them, by God, I think he's going to conquer it. Cat gave you good minutes. OG gave you good minutes. Macau has risen from the dead. Macau is risen, ladies and gentlemen. My boy is bad. What do you think about these New York Knickerbockers?

[A]

Well, Jalen Brunson just feels like unguardable. They had everybody trying to keep him down. You know, you had VJ edge home, who I think is one of the better defenders, one of the better young defenders in the league, and they just couldn't do anything with them. I think really the story is how. And I don't want to make this and put besmirch the New York Knicks in this dominant win. Yeah, but didn't the 76ers just play on like, damn near Saturday?

[B]

Not even damn near Saturday night. That's damn near Sunday.

[A]

Yeah, it was damn near Sunday. They played just the. My mom was like, didn't we just see them yesterday? I go, no, we didn't. It was just. But it feels like yesterday. And they played a seven game series. A very hard fought seven game series. You got Joel Embiid trying his best after an appendicitis surgery. You got him moving through molasses. So I just think in general, once the Sixers didn't have it, they were cooked. They were like, you know what? You can have this game one, bruh.

[B]

He was moving through molasses because macabre bridges had a handshake with a hundred dollar bill in it. If you. If you understand what I'm saying. My boy went straight to the appendix. Hi. On that one.

[C]

6% from the 3 point line.

[B]

This half, it's an 8.

[C]

Nothing New York Bron.

[A]

Terrible.

[B]

Oops. My bad. That's a file on me. Oh, my boy wasn't the same the rest of the game.

[A]

He was not the same. He's. I mean, he. Somebody check his sutures. You don't literally. The. The sutures haven't healed yet. Okay. He's. If you lift up his jersey, you can still see where they cut his body open.

[B]

Either way, it goes six years. Y' all better tighten up because, you know, look, the Boston series. Yes, we want Boston. Salute. Coach Missour

[A]

goofy.

[B]

He used to be cute. It used to be hilarious. He used to be. Oh, this little guy just. He says anything he loves. Jesus. I'm. I'm done with him, bro. No adjustments. You're looking goofy post game. Your quotes is ain't quoting. You ain't got, bruh. Get him out of here. I'm so sorry, bro. I'm over it. Neither here nor there.

[A]

You want him fired?

[B]

I want him to have a stern talking to. How about that? Like somebody pull him to the side and be like, hey, bro, no more the time. If you say the town again. Say it, Say it.

[A]

Say the town.

[B]

You feel me? Like somebody just needed to sit his ass down and let him know this is for real. We spending big money on these folks, man.

[A]

If you try to tackle Peyton Pritchard in the locker room one more time and try to put him in the ddt, okay, you're out of here.

[B]

You're out of here. And what the hell was that? Vuchi man, move. Gucci mane. Why did we get Gucci mane? Why did they. Why did they get Vucci mane? Nikola Vucevich?

[A]

And we don't see no vuchi, man.

[B]

DMPs after DMPs over there eating boogers on the sideline. You think I'm playing? It's video proof. My boy was eating boogers, man. Come on. You deserve to lose. I actually bet the Sixers was gonna win, so salute my boy. But at the same time, bro, this is goofy.

[A]

They've had crazy ways that they've gotten exited crazy ways. Jaylen Brown going on a twitch stream and literally play. By playing the game 7 literally slowing it down like it was film room with a bunch of excuses, talking about, oh, you see me? You see me block MB right here. People don't even know, like, Embiid be flopping. The league is ruined because of Embiid.

[B]

Whole crew look crazy right now.

[C]

And this group is a special group. So proud of this group and the way we played. I wish we trusted that style of play a little bit more, but I know playoffs kind of shifted our rotations and what we wanted to do, but I'm so proud. And it was my favorite year of the. Of my basketball career. One streaming with you guys chat was awesome. Like, being able to talk to y' all was like therapy every single day. You know what I mean? I mean, not every day. Like, once a week or whatever. What I was doing.

[B]

I'm about to throw up. I'm about to throw up. I'm about to throw up.

[A]

Who are these guys behind them? Who are these eight Mile redheaded dudes from the Trailer park with backwards caps, ginger beards and Oakley Oakley sunglasses from the 1980s. Juju. Who are these guys, bro? Why are they still.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Is this little Bow Wow video from when he was threatening Soulja Boy. Like, why is they. Why do you have your. Why is your goons like, I'm. This is embarrassing. I got fifth hand embarrassment from this. Like, I said, I had. I love my boy, man, but I gotta change my profile picture, bro. This your crew, bro? Hell no.

[A]

Can I ask you a question?

[B]

Go ahead, man. Be gentle.

[A]

This is. This is not taking into account anything that they do on the basketball court. This is strictly mentality, off the court activities. And if you want to use. I'll just keep it. There is. Are these some of the goofiest superstars in the NBA? Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown.

[B]

This is the wrong week to ask me that, man. I can't. I plead the fifth. They're not the goofiest. They're upstanding young men. They've never been in trouble. All the stuff that Jalen Brown would say if he saw this and retweeted and quoted where the. Bruh. It don't even matter, Bruh. This is lame. You don't. When you lose, sit down, go somewhere for a week, a couple weeks. They say, go to Cancun for a reason. It's a joke that lands on Twitter that says, yeah, we sent you to Cancun, but Cancun is beautiful. By brother. Cancun is it? Got a lot of stuff out there you can look at. You can watch it move on the beach. You can distract yourself from what just happened. You don't just come on and cut on a damn video talking about he flopping. You look so lame, bro. And you my boy. You know, if anybody ride with you, I ride with you. But I gotta keep it real. This is the lamest thing I saw this year.

[A]

The craziest part of the whole stream was when he broke down the Paul George push off and then said, how many times he does that same move. And he believes that there were certain refs out to get him specifically like that. They had a conspiracy in a room where they were like, when Jalen Brown does it, we're gonna call it an offensive foul. I know this era. This is it. Everyone's against you era. This is a chip on my shoulder era, where all you see is the world conspiring against you. Go to Cancun. Let it all out. Empty yourself out and get back. Right?

[B]

Come on, man. Because even if you telling the truth, even if you write, even if there is a meeting with referees in that thing conspiring against you, don't nobody want to hear that right now, bro. Take a walk. Talk to us in the summertime when all this is over. I didn't. I didn't know he was gonna miss Drew Holiday this much, bruh. Drew Holiday was so important. But moving on, thank God, because we talked about it and I need. Still need to go to therapy later from here. I got a little appointment set up. Salute to Doc. But Pistons got it done, sis. Them Pistons came back. They proved a lot of folks wrong. Man, Kate Cunningham looks like the best player on the east right now. I'm so sorry. Talk about it. Do you have anything on that series that concluded?

[A]

They did what they were supposed to do. They're one seed playing a play in team, and yet people like you are giving them credit. This is like. What? Listen, I got Cameron trolling me daily about this. Literally he's enjoying every moment of this. But I could just take his words and use them against him. He's saying this about the Knicks. You didn't do anything. You didn't win anything. Nicks, you won the first round. Congratulations. You beat the Hawks. Congratulations. The Pistons beat the Orlando Magic that we didn't even think was gonna make the playoffs. And it took seven games and one of the most historic collapse and scoring droughts in NBA history. 45 minutes of real time without an Orlando Magic bucket in order for the Pistons to stay alive. What? You think you did something? You did nothing. You literally are just confirming what I've already been saying. It's just now more moments for you to get your hopes up and for me to be right.

[B]

Look, man, I know that that's exactly what happened. They beat the Orlando Magic in the first round. But at the same. Sometimes how things happens matters. Yes, the USA was supposed to beat Serbia, but the way it happened. Holy. We were supposed to beat France. But. Oh my God. That's all I'm saying. It's like it was in the zone. It didn't matter what Orlando was throwing at him. They got it done, man. Salute to salute to the whole Detroit.

[A]

I will say this. I will say this about Cade. Yeah, he's a bad man. Yeah, he is a bad man. You know who he kind of looks like out there? He kind of looks like a. A defending. If Luca could play lockdown defense, that's who K looks like. The step Back Splash threes. Now, he's not the best three. Point shooter, which is why I've not been always a super fan of his. And I'm also not a super fan of Lucas for the same reason. Very streaky shooters, but he's. He's so strong and gets to his spot. Can remain balanced. Go up for the mid range, go up and under. Takes contact, pause very well. Like and. And timely threes. Daggers that are just completely wet. Like just not a. An inch or a millimeter of R has touched that ball. And you're like, wow. And the way that the. The net like goes up inside of it, right? Oh, yeah, that's, that's, that's super wet. That's super. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

My mom said he looks like he's 80 or he looks like he's 20.

[B]

That's a good one. My boy look like he could be 100 years old or 17. You know who I still want to shine before we move on from that series? Jalen Suggs. You are a mfer. You dig? We gonna work on that one. I don't know what I'm gonna call my boy.

[A]

That I can say is you're struggling with the hate and the seething that's coming out of your body with wanting to be a nice, respectful man in case.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Here's the thing, Jalen.

[B]

No, it's not even that I wanna. I wanna not get the show canceled because I want to call him. What? I want to call him for what he did Saturday. He was like 3 for 36. His last 36 shots. I ain't make that up. I'm pretty sure it's. It's factual. It's actual, if not factual.

[A]

That's terrible. No, he was absolute ass. It was ass. And guess what? You're about to be traded before we

[B]

get into some more videos. Back to the spurs right quick. Victor win. Bama. If you're gonna play, I mean, you're gonna play right into their hands if you shooting them long ass. Fade away threes. He went over eight for three pointers. And I feel like, bro, that. Tell me everything I need to know. With what you was up to that

[A]

game, how come he couldn't do that in the first round? First round against the Blazers? What happened to that?

[B]

Exactly, exactly. And he broke the record, quote, unquote, broke the record for blocks. Ms. Rebecca, do you got the Wimby's blocks from last night? Because he got. If he got 12 blocks, he got really seven blocks because five of them boys was goaltender. I'm sorry. Look at there. Hit the back boy first. Yep, that's one of them. Let's see another one. Rudy. File on his arm. It's just a file. Watch his arm. Foul.

[A]

Foul.

[B]

Straight.

[A]

Girl, I like this. This is the kind of I love. Let's besmirch up.

[B]

Go 10. I found and go to me, right, look, this is just a straight foul.

[A]

Yeah. On his head, on his shoulder.

[B]

Go tending. Hit the bad boy first. Referees don't give a damn. This is what I'm saying. Referees, like, for real. For real. Referees. If you out there, that's blatant right there. Come on, hit the back, boys. Super first. If you out there and you listening to this show and you got a referee in your phone, like, if you know a referee, text his ass and tell him to lock in. Right now, I'm talking about just for no reason, lock in, bruh. Cause y' all embarrassing the game, bruh. This what non NBA players or non NBA folks, they post stuff like this saying, oh, the NBA is unwatchable. Come on, man, step in.

[A]

And they say it's rigged. And they say it's rigged.

[B]

Exactly. And now if I'm watching this, I would have a hard time thinking that the tall brother don't get his own set of rules.

[A]

By the way, that little splash NBA logo that on NBC brings me back to the 90s. Hard.

[B]

Hard. Hey, yo, but. But you know what else bring me back to the 90s? The New York Knicks and their damn fans, man, they ain't seen as much success in a while, man. If the New York Knicks happen to win the championship, if they get to the championship, the city is going to burn. Look how they treated the Sixers fan outside there, right?

[A]

Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God, bro.

[B]

Come on, now. What if my boy had the poker

[A]

trying to jump him into being a Knicks fan?

[B]

Exactly. It looked like they trying to die, is what it looked like. I mean, if I'm. Bruh, like, what's going on? Like, what if. What if Bro had anything on him?

[A]

Cersei had to do the walk naked, and they're like, shame, shame. Throwing rocks at her.

[B]

At least she knew what was going on. Cersei knew, though. Cersei was some. My boy just bought a ticket to see the 60s lose, and now he got to go through all this, boy.

[A]

Hey, man, no, that's crazy.

[B]

I don't. It's like, what do you do in that scenario, though?

[A]

I don't know. Take the jersey off? I don't know, bruh.

[B]

Because my pride saying, bro, I'm finna turn around. I'm knocking him out. I'm knocking him out. I'm sneaking him, I'm scooping Libra. But it's like, bruh, I'm not John Wick. And so I'm not sure there's thousands of them, right? So I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get all these kicks off. I'm imagining. So what do you do other than just keep it moving, man, this. Unfortunately, y' all gotta do better than this. New York knit fans. Come on now. I want to go to the Mecca.

[A]

They got Post Malone in a chokehold up there.

[B]

Exactly. Remember, I went to the Mecca in the spurs jersey. Thank God. That I really was violating. I ain't know it, but thank God they weren't playing the Spurs, I guess.

[A]

Yeah, thank God, because you said you almost put your Pistons jersey on. Remember? You were like, oh, I should have put. No, we would. I might not have ever seen you again, Juju.

[B]

I had bought my business jersey. But lest you think that it's just specific to Sixers fans, they also trampled Junior Smith, bruh. Former. Nick, my boy outside just trying to turn up with the folks you already know. You don't go down there if you ain't trying to turn up with them. So he understand the game. My boy almost get trampled, man. Look at him, man. Of the people. You did. Come on now, back up. Look at this, man. What could possibly be so pressing that y' all done knock that man over, bruh?

[A]

They're treating him like it's BTS in Korea, bruh.

[B]

You know what's crazy about this, though? My boy, J R Smith did not even drop his cigarette or his split. You see it in his hand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's the most gangster part of this whole video. My boy did not drop his spliff because it's New York.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

He's like, junior Smith, I salute you, bruh. Because I just found that. That's a gym right there. My boy is in getting trampled. And the spliff is still hell high, boy. Happy 420. Happy. What's today?

[A]

May the fourth be with you, Juju.

[B]

Hello. And lastly, man, before we get up out of here, man, them Hawks, bruh, you got embarrassed. It was. It was. It was too sad. Not to mention here, you feel me? We a basketball show, so we gotta mention it. Salute to the Raptors.

[A]

Salute to the Raptors.

[B]

But this is. This.

[A]

Oh, my God. Again, the disrespect continues.

[B]

This the saddest swag surf I have ever seen in my life, bruh. Cancel the performance. If you see we down, we down 50. Hey, fli don't know no sweat. Surf before the fourth quarter. This is before the fourth quarter, bro. Come on, man. House. Do better, bruh.

[A]

Do better. Also Juju and boy, stop swag Surf. I just want to say shout out to former basketball. I think he was VP of basketball ops for the Atlanta Hawks. Bryson Graham, literally one of the smartest dudes in all of basketball. He's young like us. He's literally one of us.

[B]

Juju be Jeezy.

[A]

He a be Jeezy. Got a promote cheesy. He got the biggest job in all of basketball and one of the biggest markets in all of basketball trying to bring back this team to its former glory for and and grew up a Bulls fan. So shout out to Bryson Graham for getting the big job for the Chicago Bulls. And shout out to little baby Reinsdorf for finally doing something right. Guess what? If I saw this, I hit up the head of comms for the Bulls. I said, oh, my God, you guys did something good. Oh, my God, I might not have to kill you every single time I get on Chicago radio, brother.

[B]

I know you got to go, but the Chicago sky did something also very good. Catch us on good follow tomorrow. You'll see us talk about that. But yeah, man, thank you so much. If you're out there listening and tuning in, man, we appreciate y' all so much. Without y', all, who the hell the hell are we? Also, Special thanks to Ms. Rebecca Donahue and our brother, the distinguished, distinguished dealers. Yes, sir. Catch us again this Friday on the Levitar show feed on YouTube. Same bad time, different channel.

[A]

Channel. You dig me. Www.alleyoopshow.com.