WE'RE GOING STREAKING! | Hour 1 (feat. Robert Valentino)

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "WE'RE GOING STREAKING! | Hour 1"

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Air date: June 16, 2026 | Live from The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Guests featured: Greg Cody, Tony, Zaza, Mustachioed Stranger, Robert Valentino

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Episode Overview

This lively episode brings the signature banter from Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the crew as they dive into the chaos of NBA trade rumors, the unreliability of sports media, privacy and regulation of youth social media, parenting in the age of screens, and a hilarious play-by-play of a failed "streaker" (pitch invader) at a recent U.S. soccer match. The hour is filled with their trademark blend of sports insight, generational disagreements, South Florida flavor, and plenty of irreverent humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Media Speculation & NBA Trade Rumors

(Starts ~03:08)

• Le Batard and crew criticize the reliability of NBA trade rumor reporting—especially surrounding Giannis Antetokounmpo and Jaylen Brown, with much speculation and little solid information from even well-known insiders.
• The group notes how often rumors, like the Heat’s supposed interest in Trae Young, are baseless:
  • Greg Cody: "There is nothing about Trae Young that the Miami Heat would be interested in...a super secretive organization is letting it out there what their plan B option is if they don't wind up landing Giannis? Get the hell out of here. These guys don't know anything." (06:00)
• Stugotz pushes back, noting that a few insiders (Shams, Woj, Windhorst) truly are informed, but agrees that most talk is just noise:
  • Stugotz: "They might as well be around a urinal...given that no one credible is reporting anything about Jaylen Brown, and everyone's talking about whether he should have his feelings hurt or whether he should be insulted." (06:53)
• Tony: "This is all a propaganda war. Feels like...all these big media hubs...moving the propaganda machine. Simmons comes out and says stuff. O' Connor saying stuff. It's all just a media psyop to see who can get Giannis first." (09:02)

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2. Bathroom Etiquette & Comic Relief

(09:32 – 10:13)

• A segway into public bathroom conversations becomes a comedic bit, with the crew riffing on the awkwardness of talking at urinals.
  • Stugotz: "I'm not with strangers going to be talking at a urinal at Lebaton." (10:01)
  • They poll the audience: "Do you talk at the urinal, yes or no?"

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3. UK Pushes Social Media Regulations for Teens (<16)

(10:15 – 24:02)

• Stugotz brings up the UK’s move to ban social media for anyone under 16, sparking a debate about personal freedoms vs. the need for government intervention given the impact on youth mental health.
  • Stugotz: "Even though I'm all about freedoms, I actually think that it is a healthy thing to try and curb what is a growing addiction that can harm young people..." (10:42)
• Greg Cody is surprisingly “totally good” with the ban and draws a comparison to the recent push for age verification on adult internet content in Florida:
  • Greg: "Why can't social media do the same thing [as porn site verifications]?... There could be an age verification process." (13:07)
• Concerns arise about the effectiveness of such regulation, easy workarounds, and the inescapable nature of tech in teen social circles.
  • Greg Cody: “Even if I do take that away from my son...when he goes to school all the kids are on it. There's a huge social aspect to it.” (18:23)
• Dan’s argument: He doesn’t want government dictating parenting choices, preferring to handle technology use within the family—though others counter his position as unrealistic in today's world.

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Notable Quotes on Parenting and Regulation

• Stugotz: “This is being said by someone who didn't have to raise kids during the Internet… It's damn near impossible to control and you would need the government's help to make sure your kid's not on social media.” (18:07)
• Tony: "All [Jeremy] was saying is that they need help. And if the government is able to help in that sense, I don't think they would push it away." (20:39)

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4. NFL Records & Rule Changes

(24:11 – 25:50)

• Brief football detour: Calvin Johnson’s single-season record might fall, discussion on how longer NFL seasons render old records obsolete.
  • Dan Le Batard: “The record's going to be broken, right? ...Longer seasons, even one game makes a difference. It used to be a 12 game schedule, then it was 14…” (25:16)

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5. Wallets, Bowling, and Dad Habits

(25:59 – 27:41)

• Classic “dad move” segment—Dan’s giant wallet lives in his bowling shoe; extended jokes about cash, change for valet, breaking bills, and wallet hygiene.

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6. Failed Soccer ‘Streaker’ Breakdown (the title segment)

(30:09 – 36:20)

• The crew gives a play-by-play and comedic roast of a failed soccer field invader at a recent U.S. game:
  • The “streaker” was not naked, making the term technically incorrect; debate ensues about what to call such an individual.
  • Dan: "To nitpick, that guy's not a streaker. He's fully clothed." (33:24)
  • Tony: "A pitch invader is what the LLM says, Dan." (33:38)
  • Security overreaction and the absurdity of the fan's “plan” are mercilessly mocked.
• History lesson: First American “streak” was in 1804 (per Mustachioed Stranger) and was called “crumping”—a term no one had heard.

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7. Underwear Debates: Tighty Whities vs. Boxers (34:04 – 38:19)

• Greg Cody admits to wearing tighty whities well into adulthood.
  • Greg Cody: "I was definitely tighty whitey at, like, 17 still...maybe even in college, too. Whatever. Hang with him." (34:04)
• The crew discusses evolving underwear fashion, and whether “boxers” are comfortable or not—a running joke about age, comfort, and masculinity.

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8. Greg Cody Catchphrase Countdown

(38:19 – 42:47)

• They extend Greg’s list of personal catchphrases—from a Top 60 to a Top 65, next week “officially.”
• The next two phrases are revealed:
  • #14: "Dancing swords"
  • #13: "QK, aka Quick Crap"
• These are often paired, to great amusement:
  • Zaza: “It’s fitting those two are together…when I have dancing swords, I gotta take a QK.” (42:49)
• Banter about the evolution and ownership of catchphrases; debates on whether “Hey, that’s what I’m talking about” originated with Dan or Greg.
  • Greg Cody: "You already took one of my go-to phrases and all you did was put a hey in front of it, and all of a sudden that means it’s yours!" (40:14)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Stugotz (on NBA rumors): "They might as well be around a urinal...but they happen to be on television." (06:53)
• Tony (summarizing the media game): "It's all just a media psyop to see who can get Giannis first." (09:02)
• Greg Cody (parental futility): "No, you can't [control kids' social media]. Even if I do...he is not going to be on it anymore. Go to school, all the kids are on it." (24:02)
• Greg Cody (on tighty whities): "I was a tighty whitey guy a lot longer than most people." (34:04)
• Zaza (on failed streaker): "You gotta pivot at that point, brother. You're pacing. You did four paces. There's 17 security guards, jumped into a sea of security guards." (31:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• NBA Media Critique & Rumor Mill: 03:08 – 10:13
• Bathroom & Urinal Polls: 09:32 – 10:13
• UK Social Media Ban & Parenting: 10:15 – 24:02
• NFL Record Chatter: 24:11 – 25:50
• Wallets/Dad Moves: 25:59 – 27:41
• The Failed "Streaker": 30:09 – 36:20
• Underwear Fashion Debate: 34:04 – 38:19
• Greg Cody Catchphrase Reveal: 38:19 – 42:47

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Memorable Moments

• Bathroom polling: “Do you talk at the urinal, yes or no?” (10:11)
• Failed streaker breakdown: Security swarm and audience confusion—“He's doing like, fake out, fake out, and now he jumps off... jumps right into the arms of 20 security guards.” (31:15)
• Greg Cody's ‘Tighty Whities’ confession: “I was definitely tighty whitey at, like, 17 still…maybe I wore them in college, too. Whatever. Hang with him.” (34:04)
• Catchphrase Countdown: "Dancing swords" and "QK, aka Quick Crap" (42:36, 42:38)

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Tone & Style

The episode is classic Le Batard: skeptical, absurd, self-referential, and filled with rapid-fire humor. Sports stories blend into generational debates, Miami quirks, and meta-commentary about media and masculinity—all wrapped in the family-like dysfunction the show’s fans expect and love.

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For Listeners

If you missed this episode, you'll come away with an appreciation for both the deep skepticism the crew has for media narratives in sports, and their ability to spin everyday quirks—bathroom etiquette, social media parenting, or even underwear choices—into communal, comedic catharsis. The big lesson: In an age of endless speculation and information, sometimes all you can do is laugh, question, and, of course...stay out of the urinal conversation zone.

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Transcript

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[Dan LeBatard]

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[Stugats]

Greg do you hear your stomach? No you don't. So you don't hear the sounds your stomach is making when you on an empty stomach drink a bunch of coffee and then clearly have rumbling that I can hear over here even though I've got headsets on. And I am now beginning to feel vulnerable at home because of the amount of times I have to ask my wife to repeat herself because my hearing is going from wearing headsets for 22 years. It makes it so that I'm asking her all the time to repeat herself. I can hear your stomach through my headphones with bad hearings as do you hear?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, no I do. And I suffer from the same thing as Dan does with the hearing at home. Although I don't feel bad about making my wife say things loud and repeating herself. I don't know why you feel vulnerable. Speak up. Speak up.

[Dan LeBatard]

So you claim you're Hard of hearing and yet you claim to be able to hear.

[Stugats]

That's how loud it is. I can't believe that you don't hear it.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, not at all. Normally you feel something like that more than.

[Stugats]

That's the other thing, though. That's the other reason that I never understand it. You neither hear it nor feel it. When it's clear, you have dancing swords in your stomach.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, no, not clear.

[Tony]

Dan, when are you going to transition from what? What did you say to, eh.

[Zaza]

Oh, the poppy. Huh?

[Tony]

What year does that transition happen for you

[Zaza]

three years from now? Tony, to answer your question, I want

[Stugats]

to ask you guys this before we move off of the Giannis subject. We'll talk to Stan Van Gundy off of that subject in a little bit, in about an hour. But it's probably worth noting as we examine whether or not Jaylen Brown is insulted. This part seems important to that no credible reporter has said they're offering Jaylen Brown. Like there has not been one credible reporter. Kevin o' Connor went on Boston television yesterday, but he's not saying that Jaylen Brown is being offered. The reports are that Giannis is interested in Boston and Miami would sign extensions with either. And Gary Washburn of the Globe is saying the Celtics are sniffing around to see if they can get Giannis without giving up on Brown. Like that's. That's what the conversation has been. So if that's the case, and this part, I just don't know what to do with this part. If throughout our country the trust of the media, not sports media, just media, is at an all time low, and in sports you have a whole bunch of information people, but no information that seems really solid on what the reporting is here. What are you left to do with the fact that it doesn't seem like many of the people reporting on this know anything.

[Greg Cody]

This is my biggest issue every year when it comes to this league and this is the time of year and we go through this every season and I do this every time. I don't believe any of these people know anything except for the ones who are coming out there, like guys like Brian Windhorse, who are literally saying, because. Because this is frowned upon. Right. Like if you're one of these reporters, you.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

You have to come out with something definitive, you know, like you can't say, I don't know. I'm not sure Windhorse does that. Where he'll be like, I wouldn't be so quick. This is what he said yesterday. I wouldn't be so quick to assume that Boston is willing to trade Jaylen Brown for anything right now. But the whole. I'm not so sure. I wouldn't say this. That's frowned upon. So you have reporters out there who are coming out with their reports from their sources and none of these guys know anything. Like for example here. All right. I saw this one report yesterday where apparently Trey Young. Wizards point guard Trey Young, it has emerged as a backup option for the Miami Heat if they don't wind up acquiring Giannis. So a couple things. Number one, the first part, where there is no scenario where the Miami Heat aren't interested in Trae Young. That's number one. And that's not about Trey Young. Character wise or like he's just too small, makes a lot of money, doesn't defend like there's nothing about Trey Young.

[Stugats]

Worst defender in the league. If you think Tyler Herro is the worst defender in the league, his closest competition is Trey Young.

[Greg Cody]

There is nothing about Trae Young that the Miami Heat would be interested in. That's number one. And number two, the Miami Heat, a super secretive organization who for all the honest rumors that are going on right now, are still very, very quiet about anything that could be going on right now. So a super secretive organization is letting it out there what their plan B option is if they don't wind up landing Giannis, get the hell out of here. These guys don't know anything.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, and even the so called reports tend to be couched in vagaries and have asterisks on them and, and have hesitation in them. Nobody knows anything for sure. So everybody's afraid to say anything that sounds the least bit definitive. The only person that knows right now is Giannis. He probably has a pretty good idea where he's leaning. Nobody else.

[Stugats]

But how fair is this, the general climate of everything that we're talking about here? I wouldn't say that nobody knows anything because there are plenty of people who are informed. If Sham says it, if Woj used to say it, Windhorse is very credible. Are locked in with sources. Stephen A. Smith's sources in basketball are very good. But how fair is any of this if you're someone like Jaylen Brown, we know that Tyler Herro's in his feelings even though the Heat are a private organization. How fair is any of it if what Zsasz is saying is true? If reporters don't know anything, if no one has credit, no one who's credible has credibly reported that Jaylen Brown is being offered by the Celtics. No one has said that and we're talking about whether it should be insulted when it's just a bunch of people talking. They might as well be around a urinal like they happen to be on television, but they might as well be around a urinal, given that no one credible is reporting anything about Jaylen Brown, and everyone's talking about whether he should have his feelings hurt or whether he should be insulted.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

But ultimately, when the local reporters start talking about you, like you mentioned, Kevin o'. Connor. Kevin o' Connor is going on NBC Sports, Boston, the local side of things, and saying, hey, I doubt Milwaukee would want Jaylen Brown. I doubt he'd want to be in Milwaukee. But if Giannis wants to win, the obvious place for him to be is Boston, and they just need to find a third team to take Jaylen Brown. When the local media starts talking that way. We've seen it. Tyler Heroes had to go through this every single off season of his entire career. And going through that has been difficult. He finally got to a space where it's like, okay, I could block that out. He has not had quite the success you guys mentioned in the local hour. Jaylen Brown is a Finals mvp. The one time they've won a championship with this group. He must be looking at the local side of it and saying, wait a minute. Bill Simmons, the guy who cares about the Celtics, is saying, trade me. Go get Giannis. Kevin o' Connor is suggesting that that should put Jaylen Brown in a position where Jaylen Brown says, hey, you know what? I don't want to be here. I want a trade. Regardless of what happens, get me out of here.

[Tony]

This is all a propaganda war. It feels like from all these big media hubs of Boston and LA and Miami, and everybody's looking around saying, all right, the Heat had their offer. Boston was nowhere near. All of a sudden, this Heat thing starts to become real. Boston needs to jump in and start, you know, moving the propaganda machine. Simmons comes out and says stuff. O' Connor saying stuff. It's all just a media psyop to see who can get Giannis first.

[Zaza]

Man, Wendy doing a hit from a bathroom, though. He's just like, I don't know. While, like, on a stall and then

[Greg Cody]

queuing the flush while, like, taking a. That's what he's doing.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why are they talking around a urinal? Used to be you talked around a water cooler. When did the urinal take over?

[Zaza]

That's when you don't know anything.

[Tony]

You talk around the urinal, Dan.

[Dan LeBatard]

I never. I'm silent.

[Zaza]

I do love a Good bathroom conversation. As long as they're right neck, they're not right next to me. If they're at least like a urinal over.

[Dan LeBatard]

I. I'll get a little.

[Zaza]

How's it going?

[Dan LeBatard]

Really?

[Stugats]

I am more likely to be quiet in that scenario than just about any scenario that is anywhere that you can present to me.

[Zaza]

Well, how's it hanging?

[Stugats]

No, that's not. I'm not with strangers going to be talking at a urinal at Lebaton.

[Zaza]

I like your watch.

[Stugats]

Show at Lebatard show. Put it on the poll. I like your watch now. You're flirting with someone at the urinal now. That's what you're doing.

[Zaza]

Just happened to see your wrist. I'm not looking or anything.

[Stugats]

I put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Do you talk at the urinal, yes or no? Because I'm just not very likely to talk there. I wanted to ask you something and look this up for me, because I'd like some information on what I'm about to ask you guys. Evidently, in the uk they are about to or have banned social media for anyone under 16.

[Greg Cody]

Wow.

[Stugats]

This was interesting to me for a couple of different reasons. One of them is I actually, even though I'm all about freedoms, actually think that it is a healthy thing to try and curb what is a growing addiction that can harm young people to try and police that a little bit outside of your parents. But the second question I had, and it has to do with putting toothpaste back in the tube, how do you police that? Like, how do you actually police that in order to keep anyone under 16 who's already on social media, weaning them off of social media? And I would just ask you generally, what do you guys think of the idea of that? Social media is not something that can be handled by adults either. But it seems like in the formative stages, given that we've got a loneliness problem, given that we have an epidemic of depression among young people who are doing all these, you know, comparison is the thief of joy. Looking at the lives of others and just a general sadness problem among young people, it seems like something that we should try to govern in some sort of way. But I imagine most people listening to this are saying, don't impinge my freedoms and don't tell me how to raise my children.

[Greg Cody]

Well, I. Okay, so you're saying that adults are saying, don't impinge my freedoms and don't tell me to raise my children because underage, you know, kids, you're under it like you, like, you don't have the same type of freedoms that everybody else does. I'm totally good with that. Like, totally good with the UK doing that. And I would say, how do we. How do we put the toothpaste back in the tube? But I'm being serious when I make this comparison. We used to have porn here in Florida, and now you go to these websites, it is not allowed anymore.

[Stugats]

How do you know that?

[Greg Cody]

Don't worry about how I know. It is not allowed anymore. And, like, you have to go through a whole age verify, a whole process, which I don't know about, but you have to go through a whole thing. All right, so I've read. Why. Why can't social media do the same thing?

[Tony]

That's. That's what they're doing. You're going to have to age verify and, like, actually show your passport or driver's license or something to be on social media. And obviously, you know, kids don't have IDs. Like, very few of them have driver's license at that, you know, age 16, 17.

[Zaza]

But from what I've read, there's an easy workaround on that, too. Just other websites.

[Greg Cody]

That's true. No, that's true. But, you know, be it Twitter or TikTok, Snapchat, the main ones, there could be an age verification process.

[Stugats]

You reading is funny given that you don't read your father's work and he's a writer.

[Zaza]

Oh, come on.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

The Prime Minister said that the government's introducing new regulations in Parliament before Christmas and will bring a ban into force in early 2027. So there will also be restrictions on game platforms and live streaming apps. They talked about potentially having overnight bans to sort of prevent infinite scrolling as well. But you mentioned that there will be spec apps that includes TikTok, Snapchat, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and X. You'll still be able to message on things like WhatsApp and Signal.

[Greg Cody]

Do they say anything about the porn in Florida?

[Mustachioed Stranger]

It doesn't say anything, but I'll keep looking. Well, what site did you want me to check?

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[Dan LeBatard]

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[Tony]

I know it. Well, it's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy.

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[Dan LeBatard]

Walking like this.

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[Tony]

It has that effect on people.

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It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering, keep it Cuervo.

[Dan LeBatard]

Keep it Cuervo, baby.

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[Dan LeBatard]

Stugats.

[Greg Cody]

It's a good algorithm.

[Dan LeBatard]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.

[Tony]

The parent situation. Dan, that you Mentioned like don't, don't teach me or don't let me parent my kids the way that I want or let me parent the kids the way I want.

[Stugats]

All very well said.

[Tony]

Yeah, well, what I was going to say.

[Stugats]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to get you out of here on that. What you were going to say should have been said and instead you didn't say it. So you're going to.

[Tony]

My point was going to be, yeah,

[Stugats]

but I don't, I don't want to hear. I don't. Parents just.

[Greg Cody]

Minor penalty, two minutes delay a show.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why is the government. I don't want to be one of these guys, but why is the government telling me how to raise my kids? I just think this is a situation where you keep your own kids off social media with all kind of guardrails.

[Greg Cody]

If you believe that it's impossible.

[Dan LeBatard]

How about you don't give them an iPhone? How about you don't give them a smartphone?

[Stugats]

This is being said by someone who didn't have to raise kids during the Internet.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. You're out of touch with this.

[Stugats]

This is something that is damn near impossible to control and you would need the government's help to make sure your kid's not on social media of any kind.

[Greg Cody]

Even if, even if I, even if I do, I do take that away from my son and I am, I can take it from him and he is not going to be on that stuff anymore. Maybe I even took his phone. So he doesn't even have a phone anymore to prevent that. You go to school, all the kids are on it. There's a huge social aspect to it where even if I can police my son now, he's the odd man out at school. He's the only one who doesn't have it. Even though I am doing a good

[Dan LeBatard]

job as a parents, okay, but, but I have an 8 year old granddaughter and, and I care about her habits as I watch her growing. I personally don't like it when she uses a tablet at a dinner table in a restaurant, but I don't want the government to say she can't. I don't want the restaurant to put a rule about that. As a parent or, or a grandparent, if I'm watching her over the weekend, I'm going to say, hey, please put your tablet, oh please, we're having a meal.

[Zaza]

You, you and mom are the worst with letting her have her tablet, like while she's going to sleep, where we usually cut that off. And like with you, she, she Gets home with you, she's like, yeah, I had my tablet till like 11:30. I'm just saying, you're sitting here preaching something, and when she goes to your mother does that.

[Dan LeBatard]

We disagree on that.

[Zaza]

It's Nana's fault.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay, you. You've never heard me defend you because I know you and your wife have an issue about this, about her using a tablet at a table. I agree with you, and I'll say it. I'll say it loud. I don't personally like that. But the larger point is I don't want the government or a restaurant to tell me how to parent. I want to tell my own daughter or granddaughter, hey, let's have a conversation here. Put that down for 25.

[Zaza]

Let's be humans.

[Stugats]

Yes, well, but let me understand what you're saying here, because generally speaking, it's easy in sort of the utopian hypothetical way to just sort of say, I don't want government in my life that way. And of course, nobody wants government in their life very much invasively. But government does make rules about what age kids are allowed to drive. Government makes rules about what age you have to be to drink, for example. And that's danger to others. But what about if

[Greg Cody]

we love it?

[Tony]

All Tony was trying to say was that parents want an excuse and want help to be able to have their kids off of social media. All the apps that Jeremy Tashay mentioned are all very dangerous app for kids to be on. And all he was saying is that they need help. And if the government is able to help in that sense, I don't think they would push it away and say, no, you know what? I don't want your help. I know how to raise my kid. No, I'm trying to get my kid the frick off of Tick tock and face snap.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

That's a really great point. Mustachioed stranger.

[Stugats]

Thank you for helping the audio audience on why it is I was laughing at his Bobby Valentine with a Cuban hat.

[Zaza]

Roberto Valentino.

[Stugats]

He came in in disguise after serving his penalty and then stood in the exact same spot Tony was in. But he fooled me because he had a mustache. And I'm like, who's this handsome stranger who speaks correctly when he's trying to speak into the microphone? Here's Tony from earlier in the show, says you laughed at him. Tell me what was happening here with Tony and just speech and understanding the

[Tony]

parent situation, Dan, that you mentioned, like, don't, don't teach me or don't let me parent my kids the way that I want or Let me parent the kids the way I want.

[Dan LeBatard]

Well said.

[Tony]

Who is that?

[Mustachioed Stranger]

In March, the government invited public input on the issue, drawing more than 116,000 responses for parents, young people and industry groups and experts is. According to the New York Times, government said that 90% of the parents who responded back to Minimum age of 16 Access to social media. And when, when we talk about this,

[Greg Cody]

most parents are going to be good with it.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

Yeah. This is also about like harm, this is about self harm, this is about bullying, this is about suicide. Like this is beyond just poor habits of scrolling. So like in the same way I would have you think about this the way you might think about gun restrictions.

[Dan LeBatard]

Right.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

Like is it going to stop all of it?

[Miller Lite Advertiser]

No.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

Is it going to help? Yes.

[Stugats]

It doesn't have to be gun restrictions unless you're going to the far extreme of suicide, which is not an illogical complain to file. I think of it more as pubs and drinking. But one of the things that our laws have not accounted for with what is, we can agree, an addiction. Correct. It's a human addiction at this point. What is happening with the devices, none of our rules take into account the idea that if you're under 16 and on the Internet, a whole lot of people can harm you in a number of different ways and it's just not something that our laws have caught up to the technology on. So just put it on the poll because I am actually curious about this, how the audience will respond to this at Lebatard show because a lot of people are freedom absolutists. Should there be government regulations on your 15 year old's Internet use? Because I think the UK is ahead of the curve here on trying to do something about what is clearly a problem. There's no, I don't think anyone would dispute that this is harming young people and harming a generation. That the generation before them, it didn't have to worry about it all.

[Tony]

Australia did this last year, the year prior. Like they've been way ahead of the curb on trying to stop young kids from being online just continuously.

[Greg Cody]

The only dispute is going to come from parents who believe they can control this scenario. And I would tell you, no, you can't.

[Stugats]

I wanted to ask Greg Cody, our football expert, I don't know if you saw this, what Calvin Johnson had to say. Calvin Johnson was talking about his single season record and the idea that he has, you know, more passing yards, receiving in a season than anybody. He says the guy that Stafford has, Stafford did it with Calvin Johnson. He says that Puka if he stays healthy, is the guy most likely in the league to beat him when it comes to single season passing yards. Which is kind of crazy when you consider they had Cooper cup doing the same sorts of things that Puka was doing. But the quote that Johnson told the Detroit Free Press was that would be kind of dope if Puka did it. I'd have to go to that game if he did that because I like Puka. And then this sentence, he's getting some crap out of his system. That's just a young guy, but I think he's an awesome dynamic receiver. So getting some crap out of his system is going to rehab. That's what getting some crap out of his system as a young man.

[Tony]

Quite literally. Yeah, quite literally.

[Dan LeBatard]

Right. I agree with him though. The record's going to be broken, right? I mean, and part of it is that the schedule going from 16 games to 17 and now they're talking about 18. There's a lot of factions in the league trying to expand to an 18 game season. So it's just a matter of time. None of these records are going to last. Passing records, rushing records, sacks record. We saw the sack record fall last year. Longer seasons, even one game makes a difference. It used to be a 12 game schedule, then it was 14. Now it's 16, now it's 17. Records fall.

[Stugats]

Is there any number in football that matters? Like, is 170 the only one that matters or is it the one that matters the most? Whose phone was that? Whose phone was that?

[Dan LeBatard]

That's mine. That's my fault.

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Pay up.

[Zaza]

Hold the phone below the table, then we won't see.

[Stugats]

Can I have your wallet please, so that I can fish some Big guy wallet. No problem, is there?

[Zaza]

Just so you know, Dan, as you grab that wallet every Wednesday at bowling, he puts the wallet in his deck shoe.

[Dan LeBatard]

I do.

[Zaza]

That's where it lives during bowling.

[Dan LeBatard]

Wash your hands afterwards.

[Greg Cody]

Such a dad.

[Dan LeBatard]

Well, I don't care.

[Greg Cody]

Such a dad move.

[Zaza]

Sometimes I'll be like, dad, give me a 20. And he'll have to reach into his shoe.

[Dan LeBatard]

At least I don't have coins in my wallet.

[Zaza]

Still got that photo of mom in there?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes, my lovely bride. Break that for me anyway, will you? Break it into four or fives.

[Zaza]

You're gonna give a valet of five?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. Wow. I'm a big tipper and you know it.

[Zaza]

Usually you try to break the five.

[Stugats]

Zaz, do you have change for a 20 in your big ass wallet?

[Dan LeBatard]

And I don't mean coins.

[Greg Cody]

I have. I have a five. And a couple ones.

[Stugats]

Okay.

[Greg Cody]

And I have $1.16 and change.

[Dan LeBatard]

All right, well, you give me two fives. Dan will give me a 10 and then give me my 20.

[Stugats]

Will trick a cashier into giving me money.

[Tony]

Exactly right, Greg. I was gonna say, how about. How about Zaz give you his money, but you never give him the other money?

[Stugats]

Let's go here to this street.

[Dan LeBatard]

My wallet. So the people can't zoom in on my license. Will you really?

[Stugats]

So wait a minute. You think, just to be clear, you think that there's a way, okay, for us to zoom in on your driver's license from here with our stationary cameras that don't have any cameraman.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, just like thousands of people are [e-mail] gregcodyshow.com and go into that website,

[Zaza]

which looks really blurry. When you look up at the screen,

[Dan LeBatard]

people have a magnifying glass that they're putting against their TV set.

[Greg Cody]

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[Dan LeBatard]

I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public.

[Cuervo Guy]

Stugats don't do it.

[Dan LeBatard]

This is the Don Levatar show with the stugats.

[Stugats]

Get me the sound, please. And the video of an incompetent streaker that we have. I believe this was at the United States game Messi plays today. The US Plays again on Friday. And Zaslo, I want you to help me here with the play by play before we get started on what this audio and video is, because there's a guy in sunglasses holding a ball standing very high above the field, and he is surrounded by security there. How many security people do you see there?

[Zaza]

I would say this is like 20 security people. This is a guy right after the game. So the game had just ended. He's like, all right, this is my moment. I'm gonna go out into the field. So he's kind of like pacing back and forth, looking for his spot to

[Greg Cody]

jump onto the field, but they're on to him.

[Dan LeBatard]

Looks a little like Jeremy.

[Greg Cody]

Yes. This guy's running back and forth on the ledge edge. He's being surrounded by security waiting for him to jump off. He's. He's doing, like, fake out, fake out, you know, and now. Now he jumps off.

[Zaza]

So he basically just jumped off right into the arms of 20 security guards. It's just, you gotta pivot at that point, brother. You gotta pivot. You gotta. You're pacing. You did four paces. There's 17 security guards jumped into a

[Greg Cody]

sea of security guards.

[Tony]

Not only that, it's not like, if you're listening on the. On the podcast, he's like, right next to the railing. He can just jump to the other side of the railing and jump up and run up the stairs and be gone audible.

[Stugats]

Just for the record, though, as we play this again, I would like for us to examine, okay. As Mark Norman runs back and forth here with a soccer ball in his hands, how many steps. How many steps does he take by the time he hops on the ground before he's tackled by seven people? Okay, how many steps does he take? Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

None.

[Zaza]

Straight down to the ground half a step stupid.

[Stugats]

And then people throw beer and a cup at him, and he's literally got nine people on him who are unnecessarily panicked given how secure the situation is.

[Tony]

The guy in the suit is, like, laying on top of him, like, screaming for help.

[Stugats]

It's like, what's going on here?

[Miller Lite Advertiser]

There is.

[Stugats]

There's less chance that that person is going to do harm to anyone in that stadium than anyone else who's in that stadium. Given that there are literally nine people on top of him, foreign suits, three in yellow jackets, and just a couple milling about trying to earn their paycheck,

[Greg Cody]

why does the guy in the suit, is he doing believe that the four security guards who are there as well aren't on top of the situation?

[Zaza]

And then he gets a soda thrown on him and he's like, just pointing

[Greg Cody]

up like, I get that. Stop throwing stuff. I felt that.

[Stugats]

That seems to me. Okay. Streaking in general don't totally get how it could possibly be worth whatever the fine is. But specifically, given World cup security, given what the issues are presently in this country with just danger, this seems a remarkably stupid thing to do, even by the diminished stupid standards of streakers.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. To nitpick, that guy's not a streaker. He's fully clothed. Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

I was just gonna say, isn't streaker naked?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes. Well. Or partially naked.

[Zaza]

So underwear only. You're good.

[Stugats]

So what do we call this person if not a streaker?

[Tony]

A pitch invader is what the LLM says, Dan.

[Stugats]

Pitch invader.

[Dan LeBatard]

Right. A ne' er do.

[Zaza]

Well, yeah.

[Windows 11 Promo Announcer]

If you.

[Greg Cody]

If you're streaking, there has to be nakedness.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes.

[Greg Cody]

And I think underwear tighty whities.

[Dan LeBatard]

That counts.

[Greg Cody]

Tighty whitey's definitely.

[Tony]

That's a tighty whitey's guy.

[Greg Cody]

I'm a. I'm a boxer briefs guy. All right.

[Tony]

I said other. You said other for a second.

[Greg Cody]

I was a tighty whitey guy a lot longer than most people.

[Zaza]

Checks out.

[Greg Cody]

You know, Like, I was definitely, like, I was definitely tighty whitey at, like, 17 still. You know, I feel like most of my friends were boxers at that point, you know, so. So I was. I was tighty whitey for a long time.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

Were you wearing tighty whities when the Heat won the championship and you got your first ring?

[Greg Cody]

Oh, no. Well, that was their second championship and I got my first ring. No, no, no. I was boxer briefs. But with their first championship, I was 25 years old. I might have still been tighty whities.

[Dan LeBatard]

Maybe that's too old for tighty whitey.

[Greg Cody]

Whatever, man. Hang with him.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

The real pitch invader is Otto Lopez. He has the most hits in baseball.

[Dan LeBatard]

Olo.

[Stugats]

Hang with him is a funny phrase to use as it relates to tight.

[Zaza]

When you guys photo of Zaza.

[Stugats]

Correct me on streaker pitch invader. If I had said that on first reference to the audience, they wouldn't have had any idea what I was talking about. There's a pitch invader here and it's not. Streaker is an all purpose word whether the person is naked or not. For somebody who's streaking across the field

[Dan LeBatard]

because this guy wasn't.

[Zaza]

But in old school, if somebody had had jogged alongside Will Ferrell with clothes on, we would have said there's one streaker here like buddy.

[Stugats]

I thought that the phrase streaker is because you're streaking across the field, that it doesn't actually have to do with nudity of any kind. That nude is a bonus. Tighty whities is a bonus. Shirtless is a bonus. But that streaker itself is talk for what you're doing across the field. Do I not have that?

[Commercial Announcer]

Correct.

[Stugats]

Do I have it?

[Dan LeBatard]

You're wrong.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm wrong?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. You're wrong about that. And also I would question whether this guy was a pitch invader because the pitch is the playing field. He was not near the.

[Stugats]

So he's a sideline invader. What I should have said a sideline invader is what I should have said.

[Greg Cody]

Pitch invader.

[Stugats]

So. So I should have described that as. Here's a failed pitch invader trying to invade the pitch because he's not streaking because he's wearing clothes.

[Dan LeBatard]

Let me give you a quick definition. A streaker is a person who runs naked through a public space. People streak to get attention for a prank, as a dare, or as a form of protest, typically at sporting events and public gatherings.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

The first recorded incident of running naked in public by a college student in the United states occurred in 1804 at Washington College when senior George William Crump was arrested for running naked through Lexington, Virginia, where the university was located. He was suspended for the academic season, but remember, he later went on to become a U.S. congressman.

[Greg Cody]

See, like you, you would think if he was the first one, it'd be called crumping, Right? Instead of streaking.

[Tony]

That's a dance.

[Zaza]

Though there had to be so many Georges in that time.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

He was the ambassador to Chile.

[Greg Cody]

I gotta be honest with you. I don't even care what you think about me, about the tighty whities. Tighty whiteies are comfortable. All right. When you get home.

[Tony]

No, they're not. That's the whole reason why everybody changes.

[Greg Cody]

They're very comfortable. You get home, you take off your shirt, you take off your pants, you get comfortable. Everybody knows that. Just walk around the zazzle. Well, it wasn't really a mansion when I was growing up, but I'd walk around the zazzle house a teenager. I'd be in my tighty whities. And maybe I wore them in college, too. Whatever. Hang with him.

[Stugats]

Again with hang with them. Hang with them as it relates to the tighty whities. It's great word choices. I don't think that anyone thinks of tighty whities as comfortable. Put it on the poll at LeBatard show. Are tighties comfortable? Greg, when. About what age did you make the transition from tighty whities to boxers? Because I don't know. When were boxers invented?

[Greg Cody]

Because boxers are terrible.

[Stugats]

I'm guessing that when Greg Cody was a boy, there were no boxers. I'm gonna guess that boxer boxer shorts or sort of underwear are probably 60, 50 years old.

[Greg Cody]

Horrible.

[Mustachioed Stranger]

They were invented and used in English since 1944. So when Greg was like a teenager in England. No, they've been used as a term in English.

[Stugats]

Okay.

[Zaza]

The boxer brief. Early 90s.

[Dan LeBatard]

I was a Fruit of the Loom boy. But once I became a man, a college age man, I was a boxer guy for sure. Still wear the boxers.

[Greg Cody]

Boxers are terrible. You're free balling. I gotta.

[Dan LeBatard]

You're hanging loose is what you're doing.

[Greg Cody]

Nah, no one needs that.

[Tony]

You're hanging loose wearing shorts underneath your pants.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Greg, are you ready to do your catchphrases?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes, sir.

[Stugats]

Are you excited about it?

[Dan LeBatard]

I am excited.

[Stugats]

Where are we in the catchphrase list?

[Greg Cody]

Coming up with your own material this week.

[Dan LeBatard]

Week. We're about to. We're about to reveal numbers 13 and

[Zaza]

14, which may turn into 23 and 20.

[Dan LeBatard]

Should I say 14 and 13? I will announce that the catchphrase countdown will increase from a top 60 at least to a top 65. But the next increase will be the last one. That's for sure. We think.

[Stugats]

I don't believe you.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm not in control of this. We bring it up.

[Stugats]

But it's official now. You hadn't made it official before. All of these can be found on the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody with.

[Dan LeBatard]

That's right. Roy has it right. So he wasn't correct. Yeah.

[Stugats]

So correct is incorrect.

[Dan LeBatard]

Correct is incorrect. Yeah.

[Stugats]

Set, rec The Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.

[Dan LeBatard]

Right. With.

[Miller Lite Advertiser]

With.

[Stugats]

So is this 13 or 14 or is this. I guess this is officially now 19. We're back to 20.

[Dan LeBatard]

19 is not an effect yet.

[Zaza]

It's been announced here. Next week's Greg Cody show will have the change in effect.

[Greg Cody]

So this is 13 and 14, which next week is going to be 18 and 19.

[Commercial Announcer]

If.

[Dan LeBatard]

If.

[Zaza]

Unless we go back to 75 in which it will be 23 and 24.

[Dan LeBatard]

Right? Oh, my God.

[Stugats]

No, that's. If it's 70. If it's 75, then it'll be 30 and 29.

[Dan LeBatard]

75 is the ideal number. It's. It's magisterial.

[Greg Cody]

Dan did think you had 50.

[Dan LeBatard]

He didn't think I had five. Like Zaz barely has five and now he's got four.

[Greg Cody]

I'm considering putting together a list of my own. We'll see.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, you are.

[Greg Cody]

I'm considering it.

[Windows 11 Promo Announcer]

Well, I. I don't want.

[Greg Cody]

I don't want. Well, well, that's. That's the entire point. I don't want you to keep stealing from me, so I may need to put together my own list. Put it out there so that you can't continue to steal from me. You already took one of my go to phrases and all you did was put a hey in front of it and all of a sudden that means it's yours and a sing song.

[Stugats]

He sang it. That's not fair. And he made it better.

[Tony]

Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

[Greg Cody]

No, it's. That's what I'm talking about.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, it's. Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

[Greg Cody]

And you see, because you did it before me, so now everybody thinks it's you. And that's so I'm considering.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah.

[Greg Cody]

My own list now. It's not going to be as long

[Dan LeBatard]

as yours are going to be a top two.

[Greg Cody]

Nope. Whatever. Whatever I do, I'm going to put it out there so that you cannot steal any more.

[Zaza]

It won't be as good as.

[Dan LeBatard]

Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

[Greg Cody]

So I'm trying to avoid.

[Dan LeBatard]

Ready?

[Stugats]

Yes. Should I say number 65 or number 60?

[Dan LeBatard]

No, number 60. I'm Fuller than Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger up 57. Punt 56. Scranton 55. I'm busy in your one arm paper hanger 54. Georgia, Georgia 53. I'm the kind of guy that. 52 ball on the jack. 51. Hey, hey. With the monkeys, baby. 50. Thank you Billy. 49. I love him like a pet. 48. Who made it a salad? 47. We're rolling now, huh? 46. Your brain beating me? 45. Let's go States and cote d'. Ivoire. 44. Driver comfort is paramount. 43. Dummy up, say bop. 42 catches. Catch. Can. 41. Doesn't make it right. 40. So forth and so on. 39. Very good. 38. The Little League Theory. 37. Nice hat, asshole. 36. The others, they all learn from me. 35. Don't go showering to try to please me. 34. Look at that jerk. 33. It's like a packing house in here. 32. Would you learn? 31. Hee haw. 3. Bday up. 30. I'm not gonna take a quiz. 29. Sassafras. 28. Woobie break a window. 27. Hello. 26. Who won? 25. Trailers for sale or rent. 24. You gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23. Three words. We are the Lobos. 22. You're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee. 21. Rappy cac. 20. Another crisis solved. 19. Nice chatting with you. 18. He ain't heavy, he's my blank. 17. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. 16. Who let a pet. 15. Good on ya. And now, thank you. Number 14. Dancing swords.

[Zaza]

A very anti climatic reveal.

[Dan LeBatard]

And number 13, QK, aka Quick Crap.

[Zaza]

Those two. It's fitting that those two are together because they. They are often. They're back to back.

[Dan LeBatard]

They are back to back.

[Cuervo Guy]

Literally.

[Zaza]

When I have dancing swords, I gotta take a qk.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, damn right.

[Stugats]

He is winded.

[Dan LeBatard]

And Ryan winded.

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