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Alex
All right, let's bring juju aboard here. Juju last night, Oklahoma City, they lose the home court advantage right away. Are the champs in trouble?
Juju
Yes, sir. Man, I'm. I'm gonna go through it real quick because Dan, he mentioned the experts of the show. Demean says this. Michelle Beetle says this. Only one person has a basketball podcast, but here's neither here nor there. Carter Bryant, defense on sga. Magnificent. Mark Dagnow made some great adjustments on off, but on defense he did not. Because you can't keep Caruso on Wemby.
Tony
What was going on there? Someone that knows basketball. Juju. Please, Tony, you get into why I would the whole game. Why is he guarding Wemby?
Juju
Right. He does a great job on Jokic and some of the more stiffer flat footed guys because he's, he's a good base, but he don't. You can't account for Wimby air mail and grabbing the ball way up here and never bringing it down. What you think, Tony?
Dan
I think that's a great point. I think Dagonal got caught in a trap of what he did to Jokic last year. Year where it was like, all right, if we can get a guy who can get underneath him and force him to get the ball and move around, it's going to be easier for us to defend him and then to send a second, a second guy off ball. The issue is when, like you said, juju, when you can throw the ball 10ft in the air and Wendy could just go and get it and then turn around and dunk it without, without leaving his feet, it's like, yeah, it's an unguardable play. And then you can't have Chad on. Chad is an absolute bum. I don't want to see Chad ever on my screen again. The guy sucks. Okay? Don't put him in a commercial. Don't put him on social media. I want to put him on a milk carton. I don't ever want to see him again. But to that, but to that point, juju and you could talk to her like, there's nobody on that team outside of Caruso that I feel like can guard him. Maybe they have to bring in Kenrich Williams a little bit to do something.
Juju
Right. Right to that point. Like you say, Ken Rich Williams. I. I also don't see how you don't find time for Isaiah Joe. He's been a great shooter from the perimeter. He come in and knock down shots. They missed so many shots in the beginning. Also 61 to 40 on the rebounds. Can't have that happen. Hartenstein, two rebounds. What the f. My. My brother. You did. But Dylan Harper, great job. I mean, he's a rookie. He has some rookie mistakes, but he filled in great for Fox. 24 bit points. Stefan Castle, 11 big turnovers. Still overcame it. Caruso, 31 big ones. I. I love it. But the most important thing and question I have is, Zaz, who is the MVP of the day? Be of the day.
Alex
Oh, I'm so glad you asked, Juju. If we're gonna talk about the mvp, we better have a conversation about Victor Wembanyama. That's right. The spurs, they take game one behind Wembanyama's 41 points, 24 rebounds. He also had three block shots. He owned the game last night. Now, I'm not saying there aren't other good players on the floor. I'm just saying we may have to have a conversation about Wembanyama for mvp.
Juju
Yes, we should. MVP
Alex
of the day. Juju, let's update some polls here. Go ahead, quickly. What do we got?
Juju
Yes, sir. Before I update the polls and pull them up, I want to make one minor, minor show correction from today. Dan says that Zaz's podcast has grown because he's close to us. I will be. Damn. Zaz podcast has grown because it's awesome. Yeah. There we go. There we go.
Alex
Yeah. Thank you very much.
Juju
Who feels better today, Alex Newhook or Victor Wimbanyama? 66 of the audience says Victor Wimban.
Dan
Unbelievable, man. Do you want me to be honest for a second? A point of vulnerability. When Dan said that, I was like, who the hell's the other Same. Is that an assistant coach in San
Juju
Antonio series winning goal?
Tony
Is there some sort of seven political thing he's talking about?
Dan
Supposed to mean like.
Tony
Like, that's cool.
Dan
I didn't see him on the bench.
Alex
He's going to game.
Tony
Call me when Connor McDavid does it.
Alex
Okay?
Juju
Yeah.
Alex
It was his second series victory. It's the second time he won a series. Yeah, that's.
Tony
Yeah, that's.
Dan
What team does he play for again?
Tony
Right.
Juju
Montreal Canadiens. Is Wimby going to ruin the league or save it? 30% of the audience says ruin it. 33% of the audience says save it, and 37% of the audience says both.
Tony
It's perfect.
Juju
Do you stop growing at 22 years old? 52% of the audience says, yes, you do, Greg. This is a big one. If Greg can only do one, which one do you want? The catchphrase updates or Greg doesn't know movies. 64% of the audience says the catchphrase updates. Thank you.
Tony
You'll get those tomorrow.
Juju
Yes.
Dan
Hey, we didn't get them today.
Tony
He's back tomorrow, folks.
Dan
Yeah.
Juju
Yes, sir. Is Jaws the greatest horror movie of all time? 75% of the audience say no. Duh. Does a beret change a man? 90 of the audience says, yes, it does. Should it be the Empire strikes back? Jack? 80 of the audience says yes. Tom Hanks most famous role, Forrest gump or woody? 82% of the audience says Forrest Gump. Whoa. Wow. The kids must not be voting just yet. Too early. And last poll more impressive. Pablo winning the Pulitzer or mina winning Jeopardy. 63% of the audience says Mina. And those are your polls.
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In this lively postgame show, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, JuJu Gotti, and the crew break down the latest NBA playoff action — specifically the Oklahoma City Thunder's loss and Victor Wembanyama’s dominant performance — while diving into hilarious, fast-paced poll results and candid sports banter. The crew also debates who truly deserves MVP of the day, delivering their signature blend of humor, analysis, and inside references.
Juju’s Analysis (00:12):
“You can’t keep Caruso on Wemby… You can’t account for Wemby air mail and grabbing the ball way up here and never bringing it down.” – Juju (00:12)
Tony’s Question (00:37):
“Why is he guarding Wemby?” – Tony (00:37)
Dan’s Analysis & 'Chad' Rant (00:59):
Dan draws comparisons to last year’s matchups with Jokic, emphasizing Wembanyama is unguardable in the same manner. He launches into a comedic rant about a player named Chad:
“I don’t ever want to see him again. Don’t put him in a commercial. Don’t put him on social media. I want to put him on a milk carton.” – Dan (01:14)
Dan suggests Oklahoma City may need to try Kenrich Williams on Wemby, recognizing the lack of better defensive options.
“Hartenstein, two rebounds? What the f—, my brother. You did.” – Juju (01:50)
“We may have to have a conversation about Wembanyama for MVP.” – Alex (03:15)
“Yes, we should! MVP!” – Juju (03:15)
Juju’s Correction (03:29):
Highlighted Audience Polls (All timestamps within 03:51 – 05:13):
“You can’t keep Caruso on Wemby… What you think, Tony?” (00:12)
“I don’t ever want to see him again… put him on a milk carton.” (01:14)
“Hartenstein, two rebounds? What the f—, my brother. You did.” (01:50)
“We may have to have a conversation about Wembanyama for MVP.” – Alex (03:15)
“Yes, we should! MVP!” – Juju (03:15)
“It’s perfect.” – Tony, reacting to split reactions on Wemby saving or ruining the league (04:48)
The crew’s usual irreverence shines throughout: quick-witted, brutally honest, and self-aware. Juju brings sharp basketball insight with a comedic twist, Dan oscillates between exasperated fan and cutting satirist, and the rest of the cast chimes in with playful banter and oddball hypothetical debates (like whether a beret changes a man).
This episode is a rapid-fire postgame roundtable that packs sharp hoops analysis, outlandish hot takes, and fan-centric polls into a tight, hilarious package. While Victor Wembanyama’s historic night steals the show, the real fun is in the crew’s chemistry and unpredictable discussion — perfect for listeners who enjoy their sports talk with a dash of chaos.