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Chris
Tony, do you know the name Carl Yastremsky? Do you know who that is?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Chris
Yes.
Greg Cody
Right.
Chris
But what do you know about Yaz? Yes, that's his nickname. But what do you know about Carl Yastrsky?
Tony
He was a baseball player for the Red Sox in the 60s, right?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Good player.
Greg Cody
Good. Good.
Tony
Good swing of the bat.
Chris
Yes.
Tony
Good field player.
Mike Ryan
Swing of the bat.
Tony
Had some sort of record of some sort.
Chris
I don't know whether he had a memorable moment.
Tony
Did he go to war, or is that another Red Sox guy?
Chris
That's Ted Williams.
Zaz
His head's.
Chris
Greg, what are your. What would you explain to Tony about Carl Yastremsky that he doesn't know? There's a reason I'm asking you this question.
Greg Cody
He's the second greatest Red Sox left fielder in history after Ted Williams. He played the monster like he owned it. He had a great arm. He could throw guys out at home plate from left field. He was a great.
Chris
You think Yastremsky was better than Manny Ramirez?
Greg Cody
Yes. Yeah. You're old and so does history.
Dan Le Batard
I don't.
Chris
I'm not sure he's better than. Is he better than Jim Rice?
Greg Cody
Yes. Oh, God, that's not even close. Ramirez, you could make an argument. Yes. Also, by the way, happened to win a Triple Crown. And until Miguel Cabrera came along, he was the last Triple Crown winner for decades and decades.
Tony
What year was that?
Greg Cody
67. He won the Triple Crown late into the 70s.
Chris
The reason I bring this up is because Jeremy was asking me something and I didn't have the answer. And I consider myself a bit of a Greg Cody connoisseur. He said, what is this Yaz tweet about from Greg or about Greg Cody? And I didn't know what happened with you and Yaz and how you were resurrecting his spirit in the.
Greg Cody
Yeah, it's funny you should mention that because just recently, the last few days ago, a few days ago, I resurrected. After about a four year absence, I resurrected my Karl Yostremsky Twitter X site. I run a fan account for Karl Yostremsky and Yaz does not have his own fan account or his own Twitter account. He's a recluse. One of the many things that fascinate me about Yaz is that, you know, he never goes to the hall of Fame induction. They always list all the hall of Fame members who are there. Yaz is never there. He's very reclusive. Until his grandson made the major leagues a few years ago, you never saw or heard of him at all. And so I have a Twitter site for him, a fan account. A fan account that I Twitter site that I reactivated recently after like four or five years away.
Zaz
Why did you go four years without a tweet on the USTremsky account?
Greg Cody
You know, life happens. You forget about it. I've had a couple of other fan accounts that have gone by the wayside, but the Yaz account is now a
Zaz
couple of other fan accounts.
Chris
Well, he has. I think I can name them. I think one of them was taken away from him. One of them was taken away from him by either the raconteurs or the White Stripes. Somebody took it away from him. He wanted to have it and wasn't allowed to have it.
Greg Cody
Well, they strong armed me to give it up. They didn't take it away from me. It was of my own choice.
Chris
It's not of your own choice if you.
Dan Le Batard
What you described was not your own choice.
Greg Cody
Wait a minute, you got a cease and desist? No, no. It was just a conversation we had with Brendan Benson's PR lady at the time. And she thought that how can you
Chris
say you were strong armed and you chose to do it yourself?
Greg Cody
Those two things. I could have fought to keep it,
Chris
but, you know, but she had the stronger army.
Greg Cody
Friendship was involved here. Friendship was involved.
Dan Le Batard
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Greg Cody
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Chris
On the eve of the greatest World cup semifinal there's ever been, according to Greg Cody, and notarized by the morally abhorrent Mike Ryan on the. We were talking in the other room about a Phrase you may have heard during that intro there, the hand of God. And we were stunned, fairly stunned to learn that Jeremy and Tony didn't know what the hand of God represented. And then we just got to talking about the ridiculousness before replay of the idea of a World cup being decided by Maradona clearly cheating and then saying afterward it was the hand of God. It was not my hand. Even though you guys got tricked by that. That what everybody was.
Zaz
That was so obvious.
Chris
That's a goal. No, that. That right there became a goal. That's Maradona that he looks like Tuatanga by Loa throwing a pass and he's holding the soccer ball in midair as the goalkeeper tries to get the soccer ball with the hands that are allowed.
Tony
That can't be true. That can't be true. That picture is AI. There's no way that that picture, you guys looked at that in 19, whatever that was in the 1900s looked at
Greg Cody
him was like, yeah, no, that was
Chris
a goal for sure.
Tony
The ref was like, yeah, cool.
Greg Cody
It was the 1900s. It was 1986. And it must be said, back then, there was no var. There was no video review. And I don't. Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think replays, let alone slow motion replays, were a big thing in 1986. Chances are people saw that only once. And if it was called a goal, must have been a goal.
Mike Ryan
So this would have been July of 86.
Jeremy
Like specifically check, check for when.
Chris
When replay started. Not professionally officiated replay, but just in general the ability to show replays. Because I think we had that in
Mike Ryan
just a fun fact. That would be the month I was conceived, 10 months before I was born.
Greg Cody
Was this before or after he snorted that cocaine on the field?
Chris
It's a good question. I think that was later in his career.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I think this happened before that.
Zaz
How much of a balls move though, is it to blatantly cheat? And then when asked about it afterward, it wasn't my hand, it was the hand of God.
Greg Cody
Yeah, it's a good line though. Become famous, by the way. Christopher was conceived because of the hand of God. I was so happy with that that
Chris
that's what Cody calls his penis.
Tony
December 7, 1963. The first time that instant replay was on TV and the first time was used to overturn calls occurred in the NFL in 1986.
Zaz
I remember. I remember in the NFL. In the NFL it was called like, when I was a kid, it was called instant replay. I don't remember how it was employed in the.
Chris
But it wasn't. Wait a minute. No. So he's saying 86 for the NFL. But what I recall caused the change in the NFL was some sort of Vinny Testaverde play in the NFL and he was in college in 86, so they wouldn't have been using it that way.
Dan Le Batard
Jetsahawks. It impacted the playoffs that year.
Chris
Yeah, it was a touchdown or wasn't a touchdown and was supposed to be. But I want you guys to imagine in the these, this is a monster game, okay? On French Independence Day, France is playing Spain. Spain's allowed one goal in the tournament. Everyone. I don't, I don't know if France is the highest scoring team in the tournament, but they should be. They seem to be. Yeah, I, I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I would guess that France has more firepower than anyone.
Greg Cody
Their second highest scoring team in the tournament.
Chris
And that's the appetizer because tomorrow you have historical hatred and you have Hand of God and you have. Argentina is the slowest team in this tournament. I don't think they belong among these four. I understand they're the reigning champions and I also understand that they have the best player in the world. But I don't think they've looked like the other three teams have looked in terms of dominance. But it's Argentina and they're playing against England. And this is as seismic a thing as you can put together at the end of this. A real fireworks display. None of the stuff we thought was going to be a shit show has been a shit show about the World Cup. It's largely been a celebrated American shiny thing that has not yet had any of the violence, the dangers, the threats, the crowd control, the stadiums overrun, all of the things. I mean, there's ice death in Maine that needs to be talked about. But there hasn't been ice related death and conflict around this tournament. It has been almost universally a success with very little quibbles about anything. But like, did the ball hit a wire? Or the officiating. Like, it's been remarkably calm given our times, and a symbol for what sports can be at its best, given that there was all sorts of peril around this thing.
Greg Cody
Yeah, the beautiful game has arisen to make everything better again. You know, we forget about all the Baligan red card and the way the US went out and FIFA being corrupt and all that stuff. It comes down to a beautiful Final Four. And the reason this, one of the many reasons this Final Four is so stupid is when you consider that the three winningest World cup teams ever had nothing to do with this. Brazil and Germany had bad World Cups and went out early. Italy, mighty Italy, didn't even qualify.
Chris
Is there a hypothetical better than this? Like, I think if I put Brazil in here somewhere, it makes it better. Just as on in place of who in resume.
Dan Le Batard
Not today's Brazil in place of Spain, you're swapping a better team for a lesser one.
Greg Cody
Right.
Chris
But in terms of reputation.
Dan Le Batard
In terms of reputation, what Greg laid out there was Germany, Brazil, Italy. But Italy didn't qualify, and Germany was a shell of itself. And Brazil hasn't mattered in that way in quite some time.
Greg Cody
Yeah. 2002 was when Brazil won the last of its five championships. And one of the things that makes England fascinating about this Final Four is that they haven't won since 1966. This. If they won, this would be the longest gap between World Cups in history. And English fans chant or sing hey Jude for Bellingham Bellington.
Tony
I heard that one yesterday.
Greg Cody
That was tough. And the Beatles hadn't even released hey Jude when they last won a World Cup. That song came out in 1968. So, you know, England is probably the underdog here historically, in terms of just having.
Chris
But not in the game.
Greg Cody
Not in the game.
Chris
Not in the game.
Mike Ryan
No.
Greg Cody
I think England's going to win. I initially thought Argentina was going to win, but I've changed my mind after I did the research. I think England's team speed is going to overrun Argentina. Older Argentina.
Zaz
Mike, I've heard some complaining about this. Why are the games at 3pm the
Dan Le Batard
rest of the world.
Zaz
That's. That's what I figured.
Chris
So, like, time zone isn't what you think it is?
Zaz
No, you know what? That's what I figured. It makes sense to me, like, the countries that are involved, like, specific. Like England, it's, you know, tomorrow, it's probably like 9pm you nailed it there. But thank you. But that makes sense to me. But so why. Why are. Why have I heard complaints that it's AIDS in the afternoon on a Tuesday? Like, no, this.
Dan Le Batard
This makes sense, actually, because it's in the afternoon on a Tuesday and Americans are centrally focused on, hey, I'm at work at that time. And this isn't the way that it goes for other host nations. But the same concession is made when it's held abroad. They try to capitalize on the biggest possible global audience. We even do that in this country with the Super Bowl. It's slightly earlier than primetime because we want it A little bit earlier so it can still be caught in other parts of the world.
Greg Cody
If you're a soccer fan, you have to have a sudden onset of a 48 hour flu. You have to call in sick from work. And you got to watch today and you got to watch tomorrow because if you're not a football fan, this will change your mind. It's going to be such epic semifinals that you will become a soccer fan watching today and tomorrow. I guarantee it.
Chris
Are you going to do penalty kicks tomorrow?
Greg Cody
Yes.
Chris
It's official.
Greg Cody
It's as official as I've been told. Yes. I've trained for it.
Chris
You've trained for it.
Zaz
Well, that training look like.
Greg Cody
Look like me sweating at 5pm for a full half hour taking penalty kicks. Shoes or I had sneakers that were either mine or maybe my wife's.
Chris
We have video here of Greg Cody stretching all of the muscles we think he's going to tear tomorrow. He had to be reminded to stretch. Mike was very concerned about his hips today. Was accusing Greg Cody of having a rusty gate that he, he said was something you might find at a haunted house. Greg Cody was doing some practice out there. Chris, how did that go? How many do you think you're going to make? How many?
Greg Cody
It's a college goalkeeper, right.
Chris
We are in negotiations with a collegiate goalkeeper. But basically, who did you do it with yesterday?
Greg Cody
Who did you just. Christopher and my granddaughter were.
Chris
Who was the goalie? Your granddaughter or Christopher?
Greg Cody
Mostly Christopher.
Mike Ryan
And also your granddaughter won.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Chris
How did, how did he do? Because we were thinking of having him do it against Pat Riley's cardboard cutout back there because we don't think he's going to make anything.
Greg Cody
I want to know whose idea that was.
Zaz
What you do about it? When you find out whose idea, what will you do?
Chris
It was Carl's idea.
Greg Cody
Okay, that's a funny idea. But if you don't think I'm going to make nine straight goals against the cardboard cutout and my 10th shot is going to hit directly.
Chris
How many do you think you're going to make? How many do you think you're going to make? And can we put some wagers on this to put some stakes on it for tomorrow when you do this against hopefully the University of Miami's goalkeeper.
Greg Cody
Right. My goal is to make three.
Chris
Three of 10 is what. And so if you can we find some stakes. Can you guys. Let's give some thought here. I don't want to do it right now on air, but let's give a little thought to what the stakes can be. Tomorrow you're going to do it during the show tomorrow we're going to go live out to you on a soccer field somewhere, and you're going to be taking and taking and making more than three penalty kicks out of 10.
Greg Cody
Yes, I will try to make at least three. That's my goal.
Zaz
Why aren't you going to try and make 10?
Greg Cody
Oh, I'll try to make every one. But I'm being realistic here. I'm the age I am and this is a qualified goalkeeper if he's a college goalkeeper, so, you know, I don't
Chris
think you're gonna make any.
Greg Cody
Okay, I'll take that bet.
Mike Ryan
I was watching his warm ups and it was one of those things where at the start I was like, he doesn't. We don't need a goalie because he's gonna be that terrible. And by the end, he had found his groove with kicking it. His problem was he was kicking everything directly at the goalie. He couldn't figure out why.
Chris
I think the cardboard cutout is going to be great tomorrow.
Mike Ryan
Even times where I was like, dad, you got to work on going for the sides. And he would try and would go right to the middle. So he was actually getting a decent amount of speed on the. But he couldn't control where it was going.
Greg Cody
Okay, speed is important. It's a wide goal. You know, I'm not going to be inside the. Just inside the posts every time some shot. And quite frankly, if I can kick with enough force where the goalie feels like he has to guess and go left or right, then kicking right, you see a lot of penalty kicks that are right up the middle. Knowing that the middle is going to be vacated.
Chris
I don't believe you're going to get any power on your kicks. I don't believe practice is going to help you. And while we also we've revealed to the audience some of your training regimen, we have secret video, we have also secret audio of Greg Cody's first couple of tries. So that is the rusted gate of a haunted house is what that sounds like.
Greg Cody
Okay, let me get this straight. Lebatard thinks that I will get no speed on the ball and that I will go 0 for 10. I challenged Dan Lebatard to be in goal against my penalty kicks tomorrow.
Chris
Well, that would make it hard for us to do everything that we do.
Tony
You doing the live show in golden
Chris
would be sick if we were both out, though. We were both trying to do three hours from remote. You guys think it's a good Idea for me to be in goal somewhere trying to stop kicks for a segment, perhaps. But I think knocking me out for the entire show to do that is just going to get sad very quickly. You guys are going to watch us. Just a couple of old guys on the field, and I'm going to know where Greg is kicking it every time because he telegraphs it with the audio of his rusty gate.
Greg Cody
So that's my leg. That's my leg motion.
Chris
That's your leg going back and then forward.
Zaz
Yes.
Chris
I just want to make that haunted. And. And I. What did. What do you guys think? I'm sitting here saying he's going to have no goals. He's saying he's going to have three. What do you guys think?
Tony
As. As a. The most recent, I think kicking activation was me trying to kick the field goals in the row when I tore my. My hip off my bone. I would say, Greg, be very careful because you're used to doing one penalty kick in a row, right? Not 10.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Tony
So it's like once you get to like, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, you're going to try to put more speed on that ball. And it's like your hip is not ready to do that. You weren't meant to do that. You want to do one at a time.
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Mike Ryan
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Greg Cody
down Levitar I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public. Greg Corey don't do it. This is the Dan Levatar show.
Dan Le Batard
I like the idea that Greg thinks that the keeper has to anticipate where he's going with them all because he's got so much pace behind it that he can't afford to just play the reaction game. He's got to get the analytics out and try to get some predictive analysis.
Zaz
There's a scenario where Greg is going to kick to one side and the goalie wolf laid out to the other side.
Greg Cody
I was kicking with such force that Christopher could not catch the ball that I kicked directly at him. He had to. He had to bat it down that.
Dan Le Batard
So he saved that, which he did
Greg Cody
because I kicked it right.
Mike Ryan
That's me flexing my goalie skills. If I know that's the goalie move of. You don't catch it, you bat it down. Okay, I was just showing off.
Greg Cody
Okay, I dare you to show the video of me with my velocity.
Zaz
Regular dare or double dare?
Greg Cody
Double dare, actually, because I. I was getting. I'm not worried about velocity. I'm not worried about power behind the shot. I'm more worried about, you know, being able to go left and right with it as opposed to just kicking it straight.
Chris
It's funny that you should mention all of that. I'm not going to ruin what I got in terms of exclusive video, but I am going to send to you guys what I have and I'm going to. I'm going to get the live time reaction here from all of you. In fact. Okay, here it is right here. So I'm going to do this and you guys are going to look at it at the same time. Okay? I'm going to give you the time just so that you can enjoy what it is that I'm presently putting in front of you. I am given here a shot of Greg Cody. Now, to be fair to him, he's probably not kicked the ball in 30 years before the video that I have here, but the video that I have here, I want you guys to look at and make your assessment, all of you, on what you think. Roy, I can't do it on your phone because it's an Android. So I want you.
Greg Cody
God damn it. Yeah.
Chris
I want you guys to look at what it is that I sent you and you guys tell me how you think. Just give me a numerical. Try to.
Greg Cody
Okay, let me say I am. I'm not even looking at the video. Let me say one thing. If you have me shooting with my instep, that is not how I will be striking the ball tomorrow with my instep. That is not how I'll be striking the ball.
Jeremy
He will kick the ball three times, he will get one on goal, it will be blocked, and then he will feign an injury. That is what's going to happen.
Chris
I can't share this with the audience, but what I have sent those guys just it. Yes or no? Tony? Tony, yes or no? It's far worse than you imagined in your worst imagination.
Greg Cody
I feel bad for Grayson, who had to go run and get the ball.
Jeremy
Pat Riley is going to do an
Zaz
incredible job in net. Greg, if that ball, if. If you get it on goal against any kind of goalkeeper with that velocity, he's going to blow on the ball to stop it from getting into the net.
Greg Cody
I kicked with my instep. Correct.
Chris
You keep saying this. Greg, Greg, it's whatever instep.
Greg Cody
I'm going to be striking the ball tomorrow with my instep.
Chris
You're going to do it with your toe?
Greg Cody
No, not with my toe. With my top foot.
Chris
I think we have a potential Yong Hui Ku situation where he kicks the ground before the ball.
Greg Cody
The way coup was more luggage.
Chris
That sounds like his stomach as well, I might add, during most Tuesdays.
Tony
So Greg Cody, first down.
Zaz
The disappointment on Greg's granddaughter's face when she has to go fetch that ball.
Chris
I sent. I sent them a video of a ball going 20 yards wide. Right. And I think I'm being generous.
Greg Cody
Right.
Chris
I think I'm being generous there.
Greg Cody
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
You could stack four goals side by side. It would not have hit.
Greg Cody
That was probably my worst shot of the practice session. Sure. Okay. I'm going to make believers out of everybody tomorrow.
Chris
I'm going to show you all so we've set it up properly. I look forward to doing all of that with you tomorrow. As. As, UM fans, UM football fans get mad at CBS sports for snubbing the, UM wide receiver room in its rankings of best receiver rooms in the nation. I don't think I will get what I think is answer from you guys on what I'm about to ask, which is give me the single reason that you believe that the last two years of University of Miami football have been as productive, successful, reinvigorating as they have been. Because the only thing that I see derailing this possible season, the most promising of all three seasons, is what I think is the reason. But give me what you think, Greg, is the single reason that the University of Miami is now a football power to clearly be reckoned with if it can stay healthy.
Greg Cody
Yeah. Mario Crisol decided to build from the ground up and pay attention to the offensive line and the defensive line, and all of a sudden they became behemoths. They became giant and really, really good on both sides.
Chris
Wildly important. Not what I put at the top of the list, but very important. What would you nominate, Zaz?
Zaz
The answer is money.
Chris
Well, a lot of teams have money, though. I mean, but.
Zaz
But the Canes have not been spending, and now they are. And this is what happens. You get the local kids, you know, you get the talent they like. They're doing the thing now that other schools had been.
Greg Cody
Okay, I do have a second answer, which would be Mario has won the portal to get the top rated quarterback two years in a row and arguably now three years in a row.
Chris
Mine is ancillary to that, but not quite that. Tony, what would be your nomination here?
Tony
I think getting great athletes on the outside, too. They've got great skill players on top of the trenches, on top of quarterbacks. Like, they've been able to go out and do things that the Canes teams of the past haven't had.
Chris
Mike, do you have a nominee here?
Dan Le Batard
One singular nominee? Dudes.
Chris
And the reason I'd knock all of those out is the only thing I can think of that would knock this season out. Okay. The reason that they've been better than they've ever been is because fortuitously in that sport, it's not that they've had quarterbacks. They've had extraordinary quarterback health. This season gets undermined and collapses. Even though everything you guys just said is true, if this quarterback gets hurt, it collapses on the spot. Every expectation falls down. They've had two years. Now. What Greg Cody is saying is right. They've had an offensive line to protect these guys as well. But the quarterbacks in that sport get hurt all the time. Miami's had a miraculous run of health at the position. They never have to play their backup. Like, it's. It's a bit crazy that their backups never. They're never in the game and that their starter is never even dinged up in any way that you can see.
Greg Cody
Yeah. But when you think about it, throughout the best of UM's football history, that's been the case. Vinnie Tessaverde was healthy. Ken Dorsey never got hurt. They've had a history of luck with their best quarterbacks. And may it continue, we'll say, whether
Dan Le Batard
it's known or not, both Cam Ward and Carson Beck dealt with injuries. Cam Ward had a bad thigh contusion, and Carson Beck came in as damaged goods. Falkamp had some Zip that. Zip. As the season progressed, the point that
Chris
I'm making, and it's not much of one, you know how health is important in that sport. But I do think it gets overlooked as it relates to Miami. The assumption, oh, the quarterback's just going to be out there every time for us. Because everything you guys said, dudes, money, offensive line athletes all over the place, you guys are in agreement with me. This stops being a championship season if Mensa gets hurt.
Greg Cody
Right.
Dan Le Batard
But not mutually exclusive.
Greg Cody
Right.
Dan Le Batard
The health is directly tied to the offensive line play, is it not?
Chris
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Our guys healthy because we have a clean pocket, don't we? Well, I would say that goes hand in hand. I will say out of the three years, this is probably the offensive line that you have the most questions about.
Chris
I also think that it was understated throughout the coverage of all of last year. How clean a pocket Carson Beck had compared to his peers like that. He got to play. I don't think he's going to be much of a pro. We'll all find out together. But he got to play as productively as he did because he was playing almost a different sport than every other quarterback in the sport was playing. In terms of the amount of confidence he can have that he's never, never going to take a blindside hit.
Dan Le Batard
Probably got concussed on that final drive.
Chris
Okay. But Indiana is the best team with the best team in the country and they end up getting to him. But he spent the entire season, we can agree he spent the entire season an inordinate amount of clean.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. And I think one thing that fans will be encouraged about this year with Darian Mensah is he's kind of a combination of Cam Ward and Carson Beck. He doesn't have Cam Ward's arm. Few more ability to move the pocket than Carson Beck. Although we all saw Carson Beck with his legs, he could surprise you with his mobility. But Mensah is really good at manipulating the secondary with his eyes and his ability to throw on the run. And I think that's going to be a delight for a lot of people. But you can say that about any team in the nation that has all their hopes tied to their quarterback. Very few teams in college football could survive an injury. Oregon has an experienced backup and Dylan Raiola, but I mean, most people would assume that's quite the drop off from Dante Moore. So, yes, that's a huge part of any season.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I mean, and any. Not just the quarterback position. I mean, if suddenly Tony is out for the year, that's devastating to um. Right. I mean, it's not just the quarterback,
Dan Le Batard
but this is where the depth of the other rooms helps to. I will say I feel a little bit better about the backup quarterback position this year than others, but I think that also had a lot to do with the. The immense drop off between Cam Ward and Emory Williams and Emory William and his limitations. Nichols going to be playing. Hopefully Miami is in the situation where they're blowing teams out and he can get a little bit more. He's got some juice to him. He's got some mobility that he can flash. But Miami's not winning a national championship if Dari Mensah gets injured.
Zaz
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Dan Le Batard
Tony, you know that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks?
Tony
I know it well. It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. You usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo.
Greg Cody
Walking like this.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night.
Tony
It has that effect on people.
Dan Le Batard
It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hootin and hollerin'. Keep it Cuervo.
Greg Cody
Keep it cuervo, baby.
Dan Le Batard
For 22 years on this show, we've debated the greatest athletes of all time. Who's the goat in football? Who's the goat in soccer? Who's the goat in hoops? One thing that we all know is Dan's the goat of finding the worst possible take. But there's another kind of MVP goat that doesn't get enough credit. The friend who knows to show up with enough Miller Lights plus extra ice because they just know the one who already has seats at the bar when you walk up. That is a Miller Time nvp. I've been on this show long enough to know that Dan is gonna make everything about his feelings and Jeremy is gonna push back back on whatever I just said. But here's something nobody on this show will argue with Miller Lite is the summer beer. The original light beer since 1975. This summer, recognize your MVPs. We all have that one friend who makes every game better. Now it's time to give them their moment. Head over to Miller Lite's social media pages to learn more about being a Miller Time mvp. You can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Dan Le Batard
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Chris
Levitar, you are a fool.
Greg Cody
You're nobody.
Zaz
You are an infant.
Greg Cody
You have nobody skin.
Chris
I literally put together Mike Ryan stage for your toenail. I am your career right now, pal.
Greg Cody
No.
Zaz
Look at me.
Greg Cody
No.
Chris
I am your career.
Greg Cody
No.
Chris
Greg Cody, you have messed with McDavid and now you're messing with me. And I'm more dangerous, pal.
Greg Cody
This is the Dan Levitar Show.
Chris
Greg Cody, do you. And I say this as somebody who over the last week or so is really insecure and feeling a bit debilitated by the amount of mistakes I'm making with people's names. But are you saying Tony because you're still afraid of his first name?
Greg Cody
Malachi. Malachi. The others, they all learn from me.
Dan Le Batard
And what CBS did is something that a lot of places forget when they're doing their preseason content factories. Greg McElroy, credit to him, he apologized for leaving Miami off of his top five defensive line rankings. But we have 2,000 yard receivers in that wide receiver room. Not many teams can say that.
Chris
McElroy and others, though, are raving about Miami. It hasn't been like this the last couple of preseasons. Even with Cam Ward. Even with Carson Beck. What's reversed here that has been interesting to watch is Cam Ward came here and Carson Beck came here and the conversation was about the quarterback and would the quarterback make them great. That's not what's happening. What's happening right now in the analysis of this football team is will the quarterback be as good as everyone else around him? Because everyone else around him is really good on this football team. That's a. It's a pretty seismic change. It's what, it's what evolution brought you at that position where you needed Carson. You need Carson Beck to follow somehow. Cam Ward, and he does well enough. But Cam Ward came here and Cam Ward was expected to make them great by himself and did. Their defense wasn't any good. They were not ready yet. So Beck is hired. Yeah, hired to caretake all of that. But this year the way the analysts are talking is the way they talked about Miami. The years that they were always great where the quarterback has always been an afterthought. At Miami the players make the quarterback. It's not the other way around. Testaverde was first, but the players. Geno Toretto won a Heisman Trophy. It's not because he was that great as a quarterback. It's because all their other athletes were better than everybody else's other athletes.
Dan Le Batard
From being out there there. Miami obviously needs to make the College Football Playoff. Anything other than that would be a disappointment. But in the last 25 years and the last several that I've and several head coaches that have been able to go out to practice and see the team. Best running back room I've ever seen over the last 25 years. Best wide receiver room I think I've seen. I feel pretty good about defensive back. I think they can get in that class. I don't think we're going to drop off that much on the defensive line, which is saying a lot considering you lost two first round draft picks there. But I really like the talent. There's five stars all across there. The linebackers are very experienced. I mean we got like two 30 year old linebackers and Chase Smith and Motore, God rest his soul. He died for a good cause in college. I just see him, I'm like, wow. Reanimated Motore, that's incredible. And the quarterback was the ACC's leading passer and won an ACC championship with Duke and was very good at Tulane. He's, he's a proven commodity here. This should be a special season for Miami. Last season was a special season for Miami. Now, now we're rolling. Now you're stacking the talent. You have the depth behind every important position outside of maybe quarterback, which is Dan's right to highlight that. That is a huge gulf between one and two. But this is a really loaded Miami team.
Greg Cody
I also think that the perception of the hurricane starts with the head of the snake. I think Mario Cristobal has erased all of the doubts about him. I'm seeing him now, I forget what outlet it was but I'm seeing him now turn up in top 10 coaches lists and he's earned it. And nobody's talking anym about that late call against Georgia Tech or he's not a good in game coach. I think he's proved himself.
Chris
They're always talking about that call and it'll come back very quickly. Let them get into a bad late game situation and you'll see how quickly you're reminded.
Dan Le Batard
There is that one big question. There is one big question about Mario Cristobal. Can you win a national title? Well, of course, with Mario Cristobal, a head coach, someone that is not really respected for tactics. But I think what needs to be respected about Mario Cristobal is we're all familiar with message board complaints. We, we. The last few seasons, we've complained about Guidry. We've complained before that we were complaining about the offensive coordinator. After that, we were complaining about game management. Mario Cristobal is wise to his deficiencies. Mario Cristobal is still learning as a head coach and constantly improving. And I think one of his strengths that is often overlooked is his ability to recognize, identify issues and correct them.
Zaz
All right, first of all, with Cristobal and the whole, can Mario Cristobal be a coach who wins a national championship? Like, isn't that conversation already done? The Canes had the ball on the final drive of the national championship game. All right, they came up short on the drive, but, like, they had the ball on, you know, to win the national championship. So clearly Crystal ball can be the coach.
Greg Cody
Right.
Zaz
Of a national champion. So there's that. But what I think. What's my favorite part, what I think is the best part about the current situation is, I don't know, like every other school in the country, who's a contender when they're in this spot and they're really great, you're always having to look over your shoulder. If someone is going to take your coach, the Canes never are going to have to worry about that. He's always going to be the coach until the Canes tell him, we don't want you to be the coach anymore.
Greg Cody
Sure.
Zaz
And that's an unbelievable advantage.
Greg Cody
Yeah. I mean, it's his dream job, and he said that when he left Oregon. This is his dream job. This. This isn't the. The next to highest step on the ladder. This is it for him.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Jeremy
Sorry, Zaz, I don't really understand. You said there's no question of whether or not they can win. They didn't win.
Zaz
I know, but clearly he's good enough to have the team in a spot to win.
Jeremy
But did they win?
Zaz
No.
Jeremy
Okay, so then we don't know that he can win a national championship.
Zaz
No, no, but that's not. That's not the question. Is he a good enough coach to be able to be a national champion coach? Clearly, he is.
Jeremy
Well, you don't know that until he wins.
Zaz
No, I do know that, that. Because his team had the ball with the game on the line to win a national. Chip. He didn't throw the interception.
Jeremy
Does he have a ring?
Zaz
He didn't throw the interception. I don't know why you're trying to make me angry here.
Chris
I'm not, I'm not.
Zaz
I'm not the guy who's losing sleep over the Miami Hurricanes, okay?
Jeremy
Did he win?
Zaz
I'm an unbiased. I'm an unbiased opinion.
Dan Le Batard
Can you answer my questions? Can we just sit back and appreciate hating as Jeremy? That's all he's got left. It's just like triple, triple zeros. Are they holding the trophy?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Jeremy
Are they holding the trophy?
Dan Le Batard
No. Look, God bless you. I agree. They got to win it. He didn't come here to finish second. He, he finished. He came here to. To finish first and hold your trophy, but that's all your ass has left.
Jeremy
Yeah, it'd be cool if your team won all their games. My team's won all their games.
Greg Cody
So you have to go undefeated. You can't just win the national.
Jeremy
Win the last game.
Greg Cody
Okay.
Jeremy
Win the last game you play.
Zaz
There are plenty.
Jeremy
And then be a national champion.
Zaz
Well, okay, you're missing one of those.
Jeremy
Me?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Zaz
No, I'm not your team. Which by the way, I also went to your school, won their last game, didn't win a national championship.
Jeremy
Yes, they did. Go ahead and ask one of the officials, what's ucf? The NCAA record book. Yeah, the NCAA record book. It go to ucf.
Zaz
That's the dopey coach who blew out at Luke Nebraska and came crawling back to ucf. That's game.
Jeremy
That's a good coach.
Dan Le Batard
Good coach.
Jeremy
He won the big game.
Dan Le Batard
He didn't joke speaking.
Jeremy
He wasn't even there, by the way.
Chris
Speaking of came back to win names in the discount bin. Klay Thompson, Russell Westbrook, DeMar DeRozan. All of them are said to be Heat interests. I don't know what's going to happen with LeBron. Everybody is waiting for LeBron. That doesn't clear up. But when I saw Russell Westbrook and I saw DeMar DeRozan and Klay Thompson for that matter. That is an all in scenario on Good God. The Heat are going to put the oldest team out there they can a flashback to to another time. I don't want a team that lacks shooting to add Russell Westbrook. I really don't want that Klay Thompson. I got to imagine at this point his career is going to be a liability on defense. He Used to be a great two way player, but at this age, these names did what for you guys in terms of enthusiasm.
Tony
Made me sad. When I saw Russell Westbrook in a
Zaz
King's jersey, I was like, oh, Westbrook. I have a very hard time believing the Heat would be interested in like that. Westbrook does nothing for me. Can I be convinced that Klay Thompson can give you something if the team adds LeBron? Yeah, I could be convinced that DeRozan. DeRozan's still a good player. Like DeRozan, still. This past year, average 19 points, so he shot 50% from the floor. Now, he's never been a three point shooter, but DeRozan's a good player still. So I would say, I think he, I think is the most interesting of those three. Westbrook, now you got to miss me of that.
Greg Cody
That's perfect. Riley, though, having the oldest team imaginable, the oldest team in the league, that. That's got Riley written all over it. Why don't they exhume Chris Paul, bring him back.
Chris
But Klay Thompson, though, what did that do for you? When you just think shooting, when you're just asking somebody to make threes, you're not asking him to do anything else.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, Dallas asked him to do that. Mixed results there.
Chris
Yeah, but not with this rim presence, not with this ability to break down a defense and just make them all wide open. Three, I hear you.
Dan Le Batard
The reaction, like, these guys are kind of washed. I'm with ZEZ. DeRozan can offer something. Miami needs stuff in the perimeter. I look at a lot of them and I said, Miami needs to get lucky on someone like that for them to get to where they want to go as presently constituted. So might as well take as many lotto tickets as you can and hopefully he can, you know, recreate some magic.
Zaz
Would there be a ton of difference? Now, again, I'm only saying, if the Heat get LeBron, would I be interested in Klay Thompson? Is there that much difference in bringing aboard Klay Thompson than when the Heat brought aboard Ray Allen?
Chris
Allen, yeah, he's about four years older or Mike Miller.
Dan Le Batard
Ray Allen just took incredible care of his body. Was still super quick. Was hell to chase around the court
Zaz
till his certainly wasn't defending anyone.
Dan Le Batard
He won a title two years before he got him to his last NBA minute. Ray Allen was still an absolute monster to chase down. Running around screens, he would get you dog tired. Klay Thompson's body shows the wear and tear of the injuries that he sustained.
Chris
That's the one that's always interesting to me. Right. Because I do believe some of this stuff is so imperceptible. Clay looks the same in many of the same ways is wearing the uniform. The name's the same on the back of the jersey. But he hasn't been a top 75 player of all time since he injured himself that way. His career ended. For all intents and purposes he's bounced around the league. But his career as man we were talking about him as the best two way player in the entire sport.
Dan Le Batard
That's like he suffered the Achilles injury in an ACL back to back. That's a deadly combo.
Zaz
I would just add. Ray Allen when he joined The Heat was 37 years old and he missed 40 games the year prior. Klay Thompson is 36 and he, he only missed 13 games this past year. I think there's, I think there's something similar there.
Chris
I don't because of the injury like to, to me but he's played the last year. But Ray Allen came here and to me looked exactly the same as he did the three every year that he played. Like every in Milwaukee, he was playing mid range and he was handling the ball and not just taking threes. But the last five years of Ray Allen's career he looked exactly the same all the time. It's. It's this Klay Thompson looks like a shadowy, haunted, rusted gate of a basketball player.
This "Local Hour" episode brings Dan Le Batard and the crew together for a half-ridiculous, half-compelling tour through South Florida sports culture, the World Cup semifinals, wild Greg Cote adventures—including his quest to score penalty kicks—and plenty of Miami Hurricanes football banter. The show's signature blend of humor, sports-nerdery and nostalgic storytelling is on full display, peppered with playful jabs and a touch of Miami-centric pride.
"One of the many things that fascinate me about Yaz is that... he never goes to the Hall of Fame induction... He's very reclusive." (02:40)
"They strong armed me to give it up. They didn't take it away from me. It was of my own choice." (04:07)
"The ref was like, yeah, cool." – Tony (06:06)
"Yeah, it's a good line though. Become famous, by the way." – Greg Cody (07:03)
"The beautiful game has arisen to make everything better again... It comes down to a beautiful Final Four." (09:31)
"If they won, this would be the longest gap between World Cups in history." (10:35)
"Look like me sweating at 5pm for a full half hour taking penalty kicks. Shoes or I had sneakers that were either mine or maybe my wife's." (12:54)
"You could stack four goals side by side. It would not have hit." (25:10)
"My goal is to make three." (14:29)
"He was actually getting a decent amount of speed... but he couldn’t control where it was going." (15:30)
"The only thing that would knock this season out... is if this quarterback gets hurt, it collapses on the spot." (27:19)
"You have the depth behind every important position outside of maybe quarterback... But this is a really loaded Miami team." (37:44)
"I think Mario Cristobal has erased all of the doubts about him... I'm seeing him now, turn up in top 10 coaches lists and he’s earned it." (37:44)
"Clearly Crystal ball can be the coach of a national champion." (39:16)
"But did they win?" (40:10)
"He didn't throw the interception. I don't know why you're trying to make me angry here." (40:28)
"That is an all in scenario on Good God. The Heat are going to put the oldest team out there they can." (41:42)
"Miami needs to get lucky on someone like that for them to get to where they want to go... might as well take as many lotto tickets..." (43:43)
Greg Cody on his Twitter fan account legacy:
"Friendship was involved here. Friendship was involved." (04:39)
Dan on penalty kick prediction:
"You guys are going to watch us. Just a couple of old guys on the field, and I'm going to know where Greg is kicking it every time because he telegraphs it with the audio of his rusty gate." (16:51)
Chris on Hurricanes quarterbacks:
"The only thing that I see derailing this possible season... is what I think is the reason [they’ve been successful]: a miraculous run of quarterback health." (27:19)
Crew mocking Greg’s penalty kick video:
Chris: "I sent them a video of a ball going 20 yards wide. Right. And I think I'm being generous." (25:02)
Dan: "You could stack four goals side by side. It would not have hit." (25:10)
Zaz on Hurricanes coaching stability:
"You're always having to look over your shoulder. If someone is going to take your coach, the Canes never are going to have to worry about that. He's always going to be the coach until the Canes tell him, we don't want you to be the coach anymore." (39:47)
Tony’s injury warning to Greg:
"Once you get to, like, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, you're going to try to put more speed on that ball. And it's like your hip is not ready to do that. Be very careful." (17:38)
| Time | Segment | |----------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 01:00 | Carl Yastrzemski legacy and Greg’s fan account | | 04:56 | Hand of God & pre-replay World Cup controversy | | 09:31 | The "beautiful game" and World Cup Final Four | | 12:43 | Greg Cote's penalty kick saga begins | | 14:29 | Greg stakes his goal: "My goal is to make three." | | 16:47 | Call for Le Batard to play goalie | | 17:38 | Tony’s warning about injury risk | | 25:22 | Miami Hurricanes football: root cause of revival | | 27:19 | Dan: quarterback health is the No. 1 factor | | 37:44 | Mike on the Canes’ current championship outlook | | 39:16 | Zaz makes the case for Cristobal's championship mettle | | 41:42 | NBA Free Agency discussion, Heat’s veteran targets | | 43:43 | Endgame thoughts on Heat offseason approach |
This Local Hour delivers the Le Batard Show’s trademark mix of comedy, old-school sports debate, and Miami nostalgia, focusing on:
Those hoping to see if Greg Cote can break the internet with even a single penalty kick goal will have to tune in to the next day’s show!