The Dan Patrick Show: C&R - "Am I Crazy...or Didn't You Quit"

Date: January 29, 2026
Hosts: Steve Covino, Rich Davis, Dan Beyer, with the crew (Danny G, Sam, Spot)
Network: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network

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The episode centers around dramatic (and often comedic) "I quit!" moments in sports and real life, sparked by news of Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz storming out after being passed over for the head coaching job. The hosts riff on memorable resignations, reactions to being overlooked, and the line between professionalism and temper tantrums—both in sports and everyday work life. Discussion branches into coaching candidates, NFL gossip, and infamous public outbursts.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jim Schwartz's Meltdown in Cleveland (02:48 - 13:47; 14:41 - 17:18; 25:02 - 27:48)

• Trigger Event

  • News breaks that Jim Schwartz, the Browns DC and respected defensive mind, was passed over for the vacant head coaching position in favor of Todd Monken. Schwartz reportedly made a big scene, said his goodbyes, and left the Browns facility angrily.
  • Covino: "He did act like a bit of a sports baby. Big baby Schwartz, Matt199 said. But he pieced everybody out. That’s kind of awkward now." (05:18)
  • Rich: "That was my indicator. Yep, that was my indicator. Like, yo... I’m out. And Kavino and I always said that in our career, like, if they’re—if they’re looking for a fun lifestyle sports show and they pick someone other than us, then we got to go somewhere else." (19:25)

• Discussion

  • The crew compares Schwartz’s meltdown to classic sitcom moments (like Costanza’s fake quit/re-hire in Seinfeld).
  • Parallels in everyday workplaces: stories about dramatic walkouts, and how quitting in a huff rarely works out, but remains memorable for witnesses.
  • Dan Beyer notes that Schwartz did, in fact, have interviews and was considered a serious contender, arguably making the snub and reaction even more embarrassing:
    • "In fact, when I left work yesterday, there was a lot of momentum going towards this is going to be Jim Schwartz’s job." (29:18)

• Why It Matters

  • The situation illustrates how common it is to be pigeonholed as suited for a specialty, not leadership—especially in coaching. Schwartz is viewed as an elite DC but not head coach material, echoing cases like Wade Phillips or Robert Saleh.
  • If you’re passed over where you are, that’s often the sign to leave:
    • "If he’s with the Cleveland Browns and there’s a head coaching vacancy and they say we’re not going with Jim Schwartz, then he hit his ceiling in Cleveland." (16:03)

2. Workplace Meltdowns: Art Imitating Life (05:41 - 13:01; 20:13 - 21:06; 22:01 - 22:34)

• Seinfeld & Larry David Parodies

  • Covino: "Is that Costanza over there? What are you doing here? What, am I crazy? Or didn't you quit?" (06:03)
  • Rich: "And that’s based on a true story. Larry David quits SNL… and apparently it worked. So maybe Jim Schwartz comes back tomorrow. He’s like, ‘Hey, what’s up, guys?’" (06:24)

• Real-life stories:

  • The hosts and listeners share stories of people quitting dramatically (slamming down equipment, storming out of restaurants, even dragging chairs with them) and how these moments become office legends.

• Notable Quote:

  • Covino: "He started dragging the chair through the restaurant. He’s like, ‘You know what? I’ve had enough of this.’ … Because of the embarrassment of the moment, it sort of lightened the mood." (08:28)

• Movie Parodies:

  • References to Half Baked, Jerry Maguire, and other over-the-top, storm-off moments in pop culture.

3. Feeling Overlooked: Advice & Reality (14:41 - 17:18; 19:07 - 20:09)

• Career Advice:

  • Getting passed over is often a sign to move on and seek that "next step" somewhere else.
  • Covino: "I hate that idea of you have to leave and make your mark and then come back." (17:18)
  • Rich: "If they're looking for a fun lifestyle sports show and they pick someone other than us, then we got to go somewhere else." (19:25)

• Sports Parallels:

  • Coaches often have a ceiling in one organization and need to depart for fresh opportunities.
  • Dan Beyer: "If it was some John Harbaugh or something like that, maybe he could live with it a little easier." (14:58)

4. Sports Temper Tantrums & Quitting Spectacles (20:13 - 22:34; 25:33 - 26:24)

• Antonio Brown’s infamous exit, managers flipping bases, and Bobby Knight’s rage:

  • Covino: "Antonio Brown was one of the best ones looking back. I mean, clown behavior for sure. But you’ll never forget it. ... If you’re really done, that might be the best way." (20:13)
  • Rich: "Why is the go to… everyone says they want to take a poop on the boss’s desk. Why is that—" (20:46)
  • Covino: "You get to a certain level, you have to conduct yourself at a certain level." (22:34)

• Notable Listener Call-Out:

  • Rob in San Antonio: "That minor league manager… he went ballistic and threw the hand grenades. That’s Philip Wellman." (26:33)

5. Schwartz’s Career in Focus (13:51 - 14:54; 25:33 - 25:42)

• Track Record Review:
  • Schwartz had an unremarkable head coaching record (29–51, five seasons with the Lions, only one winning season).
  • Praised as an elite defensive coach—maybe not suited for the top job.
  • Direct comparison to Wade Phillips: "Some people are just better at a specialty." (25:33)

6. Behind-the-Scenes on Coaching Searches (29:08–32:39)

• New Information from Dan Beyer:
  • Conflicting reports on whether Schwartz was seriously considered or officially interviewed (and how ownership, not football people, made the call).
  • "Ownership went over the heads of front office and their search committee in choosing Todd Monken over Jim Schwartz." (29:44)
  • Browns hired "the older offensive guy" rather than the up-and-coming or defensive-minded candidate. (32:39)

7. Lessons on Communication & Ambition (27:48–29:08; 28:23)

• Make Your Intentions CLEAR
  • Covino: "Did he make it very clear to ownership that he wanted that job? I assume he did."
  • Rich: "If you don’t make it clear, there’s no confusion, because… in relationships, dating… in work, like, ‘Oh, I didn’t know you were interested!’" (28:41, 28:50)

8. Other Headlines and Upcoming Topics (38:33-40:54)

• Bill Belichick’s Hall of Fame Snub

  • Tom Brady defends his former coach publicly (33:30).
  • Covino introduces the question of whether voters are cowards, fair, or making a point about morality (“cheating is cheating”).
  • Rich introduces a third option: "Maybe it’s a power trip." (39:48)

• Sports News Updates

  • NBA trade deadline discussion.
  • Tyson Fury “comes out of retirement” (36:03).
  • College basketball quick hit (37:12).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Schwartz’s Reaction:

  • "He feels overlooked and undermined and mad about the whole situation." — Steve Covino (03:37)
  • "He did act like a bit of a sports baby. Big baby Schwartz..." — Covino (05:18)

• Pop Culture Crossover:

  • “Is that Costanza over there? What are you doing here? What, am I crazy? Or didn’t you quit?” — Covino (06:03)
  • “That’s based on a true story. Larry David quits Saturday Night Live. And the story goes... just pretend it never happened. Apparently, it worked.” — Rich Davis (06:24)

• On Workplace Drama:

  • “His coat got caught on the chair... so the chair is dragging with him. Because of the embarrassment of the moment, it sort of lightened the mood.” — Rich Davis (08:28)

• Sports Parallels:

  • “Antonio Brown was one of the best ones looking back. I mean, clown behavior for sure. But you’ll never forget it.” — Covino (20:13)

• Career Ceiling Wisdom:

  • “If he’s with the Cleveland Browns and there’s a head coaching vacancy and they say we’re not going with Jim Schwartz, then he hit his ceiling in Cleveland.” — Covino (16:03)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Jim Schwartz Story Start: 02:48
• Seinfeld/Larry David Quitting Parody: 05:52–06:24
• Relatable Quitting Stories: 07:44–09:47
• Antonio Brown outburst reference: 20:13
• Schwartz’s Record Discussion: 13:51–14:54
• Listener Call – Minor League Manager Meltdown: 26:30–27:03
• Coaching Search Drama, Ownership vs. Front Office: 29:08–29:44
• Making Your Ambitions Clear: 28:23–29:08
• Belichick HOF Snub & Speculation: 33:30–34:27, picks up again 38:33

Summary Takeaways

• The show uses Jim Schwartz’s dramatic "I quit" (or did he?) as a springboard to discuss broader themes of frustration, feeling undervalued, and the comedy/tragedy of workplace meltdowns—both in sports and real life.
• Both hosts stress the importance of self-advocacy, reading the room, and knowing when it’s time for a change (versus burning bridges in a tantrum).
• The episode is rich with sports anecdotes, pop culture references, tangents about office politics, and calls from the audience that reinforce the universal themes of ambition, disappointment, and professionalism.
• Listener interaction and humor give the episode an energetic, conversational feel.

For those who missed it:
You’ll be entertained by sharp sports insight, relatable work-life commentary, and a comedic deep-dive into quitting—whether in the NFL or in your local deli. The episode is a blend of sports radio, sitcom nostalgia, and practical advice for when to move on and how not to go out in flames.