The Dan Patrick Show: Best Of Covino & Rich

Episode Date: August 30, 2025
Host: Covino & Rich (filling in for Dan Patrick)
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts & Dan Patrick Podcast Network

Episode Overview

This "Best Of" collection features Covino & Rich’s signature blend of sports analysis, lighthearted banter, and pop culture musings, with a central focus on the seismic Micah Parsons trade from the Dallas Cowboys to the Green Bay Packers. The episode explores the trade's impact, the psychology of sports fandom, some quirks of sports culture, and closes with interactive games and weekend recommendations. The show also features listener calls, social and sports commentary, and the hosts’ irreverent sense of humor.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Micah Parsons Trade to the Green Bay Packers

[03:18–18:01, 21:25–30:21, 31:14–39:20, 67:50–69:32]

• Immediate Reactions and Analysis:

  • The hosts dive into reactions to the trade that sent superstar linebacker Micah Parsons from the Cowboys to the Packers.

  • Debate around whether the Cowboys made the right call, with speculation about Jerry Jones’ motives and how the team will spin the narrative.

  • Parallels are drawn between this trade and the historic Herschel Walker deal, with skepticism about the return and long-term impact for Dallas.

    “Some people are trying to swing it like cowboys did the right thing. I still believe... Jerry Jones trying to spin this as his modern day version of getting rid of Herschel Walker.” – A (Covino), [05:20]

• Micah’s Legacy and “Pain in the Ass” Factor:

  • Discussion of Parsons' stellar performance but rumors of him being “difficult to deal with.”

  • Playful analogies about relationships and breakups are used to humanize the business decision and speculate on locker room culture.

    “Maybe he is a pain in the ass. And do you want to work with a pain in the ass? ...Imagine paying pains in the asses millions and millions of dollars.” – A (Covino), [06:27]

• Handling Jersey Burning & Fan Outrage:

  • The crew criticizes fans for performative jersey-burning and TV-smashing, arguing that it’s now staged and lacks authenticity.

  • An extended analogy is used comparing ugly Christmas sweaters to the first fan who burned a jersey.

    “Danny G. Called it too. That's why it's corny, because it's so predictable... That’s just what you see all over your timeline.” – A, [10:44]

• Jerry Jones’ Name Flub – Mistake or Power Move?

  • Jerry Jones referred to Micah Parsons as "Michael," prompting a debate: is it a simple old-man mistake or a calculated power play to diminish Parsons publicly?

  • Covino argues it’s potentially intentional “boss move” strategy, referencing similar behaviors among broadcasting icons.

    “My point is, I'd see Howard Stern in the hall...but to establish some sort of superiority...He would pretend like he didn’t know those people, just to make them feel lame.” – A, [22:36]
    “You're gonna spend $40 million a year on a guy, you don't even know his first name?” – A, [26:02]
    “It's a businessman. It's a powerful man's way of saying, you're unimportant to me. I don't care what your name is.” – A, [38:11]

• Call-In Reactions:

  • Listeners weigh in, largely agreeing it’s a “power move” and discussing the disconnect between Jones’ business genius and his decision-making as an aging GM.

    “It is a pure power move. It’s a way, if you remember when rock used to say, ‘What's your name? I don't care what your name is.’” – Listener, [38:23]

2. Social Media and Sports Fandom Gimmicks

[10:15–16:03]

• The hosts strongly dislike viral trends like burning jerseys and smashing TVs after disappointing trades/losses.

• Originality and authenticity are praised; current content is deemed predictable and useless.

• Concerns about safety and waste, with warnings about burning down houses “trying to go viral.”

  “You never see someone smashing their 85 inch nice new TV...It’s always a 32 inch or a 42 inch older TV that's on a TV stand... I am not impressed.” – B (Rich), [13:15]

3. Baseball Talk: Batting Averages and Predictable Trends

[40:02–44:04]

• Examination of the all-time low number of .300 hitters in MLB, and nostalgia for the days when a higher batting average was common.

• Only five players were over .300 at the time of recording—discussing changing priorities in major league baseball stats.

  “There are five guys in all of Major League Baseball hitting .300 or over. It's embarrassing.” – B (Rich), [40:31]

• Discussion on “letdown games” – when teams lose after a big win, and why these psychological patterns persist in sports.

4. Beer Prices at NFL Stadiums – Interactive Game

[47:19–55:06]

• The crew and callers participate in a quiz to guess the most expensive and cheapest NFL stadium beer prices (based on BetMGM research).

• Surprises at both ends:

  • Most Expensive: Washington (Commanders) at $16.49, then Raiders (Vegas), and Tampa Bay.
  • Cheapest: Bengals ($6.80), Browns ($7.15), Lions, Vikings, Colts.

• Reflection on what it says about team success, market size, and fan experience.

  “Washington, D.C. wow…” – D (Danny G.), [52:01]
  “It’s significant because Ohio, Washington is double that [beer price].” – A (Covino), [54:30]

5. Chipotle Worker or WNBA Player? Game Show Segment

[59:37–67:50]

• A signature Covino & Rich trivia game, lampooning the public’s general lack of WNBA player name recognition.

• Callers and hosts try to guess if a name belongs to a Chipotle employee or a professional women’s basketball player.

• Winner Brandon from Cocoa Beach performs well and receives Koozies as a prize.

  “She puts a lot of love into her burrito bowls. That’s Chipotle for sure.” – A, on “Georgia Amore”, [61:54]

6. Weekend Hobnobbing: What to Watch and Recommendations

[72:08–77:48]

• The hosts give picks for sports and entertainment for Labor Day weekend.
• Recommendations include:

  • Boxing: Salt Papi vs. Tony Ferguson

  • TV/Streaming: “America’s Team” on Netflix, “Hobnobbing” segment, “Over Promised” bonus podcast

  • Film: 50th Anniversary of “Jaws” in theaters

  • Comedy: Kill Tony live from MSG on Netflix

  • College Football: Texas vs. Ohio State, Alabama vs. Florida State, Notre Dame vs. Miami, and others

  • True Crime Doc: “Amy Bradley is Missing” on Netflix

  • Anime/K-pop Crossover: K-pop Demon Hunters (for those with young daughters)

  • Nature Doc: “Alien Earth”

    “Living for the weekend...It’s what you need to watch in the world of sports and entertainment this Labor Day weekend.” – A, [72:15]

7. Sports News Updates

[67:50–72:01]

• Updates on Micah Parsons trade reactions, Brian Schottenheimer’s comments, and other NFL news.
• MLB: Victor Robles suspension, Xander Bogaerts injury.
• Tennis: U.S. Open updates, including player drama and etiquette disputes after an on-court incident.
• Notably, Schwarber receives “Express Pros Pro of the Week” for a four-home-run game.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Jerry Jones’ Mental Machinations:

  “This guy’s doing. Making business. Million dollar moves all the time. Building stadiums, building a brand. He's not...he's not your dad. He’s not my dad. He's Jerry Jones.” – A (Covino), [29:55]

• On Predictable Sports Fan Outrage:

  “It’s my problem that...You burned down your house. Being an ass. And that's bound to happen. I guarantee it.” – A, [14:26]

• On Decline of .300 Hitters:

  “I’m not being the old guy, that's like batting average...Within a week, Covino, it could be down to three.” – B (Rich), [43:41]

• On the WNBA/Chipotle Game:

  “We started this game a couple of seasons ago...because everybody suddenly with Caitlin Clark was an expert on the league but didn’t know any names...” – D (Danny G.), [59:41]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Micah Parsons Trade Analysis: 03:18–18:01; Revisited at 21:25–30:21, 31:14–39:20
• Jersey Burning & Fan Outrage: 10:15–16:03
• Jerry Jones “Michael Parsons” Name Flub/Power Move: 21:25–30:21, 38:11
• Beer Prices at NFL Stadiums Game: 47:19–55:06
• Chipotle Worker or WNBA Player Game: 59:37–67:50
• Sports/Pop Culture Weekend Picks: 72:08–77:48
• Sports News Updates: 67:50–72:01

Tone & Style

Covino & Rich maintain a blend of humor, rapid-fire banter, and relatability, oscillating between serious sports talk and cultural observations, all while keeping the audience engaged via games and direct listener interaction. The show is spontaneous, irreverent, and sometimes veers into offbeat analogies or stories that illuminate broader trends in sports and fandom culture.

Summary

For listeners, this “Best Of” Covino & Rich episode serves up an engaging, lively overview of one of the NFL’s biggest trades, interrogates the oddities of modern sports fandom, pokes fun at cultural trends, and invites fans to join in games and debates with a wink. The episode closes, as always, with suggestions for enjoying the upcoming weekend—perfect for sports and pop culture enthusiasts looking for both insight and a laugh.